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(theme song playing)
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Zena!
Hi!
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Look who's here!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
Hey!
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It seems like
a million years!
I know.
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Long time,
long time.
You look
fantastic!
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Oh, thanks.
So do you.
Oh, Zena!
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God, it's so great
to see you both.
ALEX: Look at that!
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(Elaine laughs)
Wow!
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God.
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Hey, how's Louie doing, huh?
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Louie?
Oh...
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Well, I'm sure he's
happy at the moment.
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He's checking
the rat traps.
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Well, I'm glad
he's here.
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I have something I want
to talk to him about.
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Oh, are... are you getting
back together, or...?
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No!
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No, no, no,
no, no, no.
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Uh,
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there's just this kind
of formal affair
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I'd like to invite him to.
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Oh, yeah?
ALEX:
Hmm...
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Yeah.
What's the occasion?
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I'm getting married.
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You're getting
married?!
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Oh, my God!
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Congratulations!
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ALEX:
Hey!
You're all invited.
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I always told you I'd invite
you to my wedding, right?
That's right.
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That's right.
All of us?
Yeah.
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Well, Zena, I mean, your
wedding day is supposed
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to be the most wonderful
day of your life.
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Why would you be
inviting Louie?
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You know, I believe
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that you don't stop
loving people,
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even when you pass 'em by.
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Hey, you know,
that's very beautiful.
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You just tell him what
you told us... and duck.
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(laughs)
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Hey, would you
look who's here!
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ALEX:
Hey!
ELAINE: Yeah.
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Well... I'll be!
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Alex Reiger,
you old son of a gun.
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No, no, no.
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Jim, Jim, Jim...
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Oh, you're a sight
for sore eyes.
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Yeah, yeah, it's great
to see you, too, Jim.
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Great to see you.
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You remember Zena?
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JIM:
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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The boss's girlfriend.
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Zena's getting married!
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Oh, congratulations!
That's great.
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See that?
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Why... that boss.
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The monkey never said a word.
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Congratulations, Zena.
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You got yourself a catch.
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Uh, no, Jim, I'm
not marrying Louie.
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Another man?
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Oh, perfidy!
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Thy name is woman!
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Jim, what are you
talking about?
ALEX: Jim...
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Zena and Louie haven't been
together for a long time.
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She's free to do
what she wants.
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I think it's
great, Zena.
Yeah.
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TONY:
Congratulations.
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Go back!
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Take the rest of the day off!
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What are you talking about,
Iggy?
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I caught one back there.
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He didn't even finish
the cheese.
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Hi, Louie.
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Um... uh...
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Uh, Zena Sherman, isn't it?
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You're looking good.
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Oh, thanks.
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I got a mirror
that tells me that.
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(laughs)
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You know, Louie, um...
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I have something
to tell you,
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but I don't think this
is the right place.
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Can you meet me for a
drink after you get off?
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Uh, I'll check.
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Uh, Jeff?
Yeah.
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What's on my calendar?
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A roach.
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I'm free.
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Good, good.
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There's a nice bar in that
new French place up the street.
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Let's meet there, okay?
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Oh, oui, oui.
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(both laugh)
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I'll see you
in an hour.
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Okay. Well, it was nice
seeing you all.
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So long, Zena.
Bye, Zena.
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Hey, good
to see you again.
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Right.
Take it easy. Bye.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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It was bound to happen
sooner or later.
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What was?
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Operation Crawlback.
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(laughs)
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And you guys thought she
was through with me, huh?
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(laughs)
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Well... if you'll excuse me,
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I got to go home
and change my sheets.
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(laughs)
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I have to tell
you, Louie...
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you're way off base on this one.
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Ah, relax, Reiger.
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I'm just shooting off my mouth.
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You want to know the truth?
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I missed her, too.
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LOUIE:
Zena, I took the libertyof ordering dinner for you.
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So, what's on your mind, Zena?
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Well, you...
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Louie?
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(mutters)
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You know, we haven't seen each
other in a really long time.
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(sighs) Yeah.
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So, uh, I was thinking maybe
we should take a little time
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to kind of bring each
other up to date.
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Up to date?
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Yeah, you know, like, uh...
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Haven't there been a lot
of... changes in your life?
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Nope.
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Nothing's changed?
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You want to know
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if there's anybody else
that you have to worry about.
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Well, there have been others.
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There have been others,
and as good as they were,
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none of 'em earned
the Golden Louie.
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(laughs)
Oh, Louie.
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I...
You know why?
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Because once you've found
the exact person
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who's right for you
in your life...
Lou...
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Actually, I have, Louie.
See, that's why I wanted
to talk to you.
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Shh-shh-shh.
Can I say
something really...?
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Shh. Shh. No, no. Look.
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Let me make this very simple.
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The door is open, Zena.
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You've suffered enough.
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Come in out of the rain.
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Louie, I'm
getting married.
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You know, I always thought
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that I would forgive you,
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but not this quick.
Louie...
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I'm getting married!
I mean, I thought that we...
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I met another man,
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and we fell in love,
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and we're gonna be
married in two weeks.
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Oh, Louie,
I am very happy.
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And I'm really hoping
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that you can
be happy for me.
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Are you?
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Happy for you?
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Oh... (chortles) Yeah,
I'm happy for you.
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I'm happy.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm happy for you.
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(laughs)
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We're happy
for her, right?
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Yeah, yeah, that's good.
We're happy for you.
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We're happy. We're happy.
We're all happy.
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Whee! We're happy
for you.
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Give me that!
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Louie, I wanted
to tell you myself
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so that you wouldn't find
out on your own and be hurt.
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Louie, I know this
must be a shock to you,
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but we've meant a
lot to each other,
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and I don't want that to end
just 'cause I'm getting married.
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Louie, I want to be
friends with you,
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and I'm asking you if you
can find it in your heart
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to come to my wedding.
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I'd really, really
appreciate it.
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It would mean
a lot to me.
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Really, it would.
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(sighs)
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(belches)
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Who is he?
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Who's the guy?
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Who's the next victim?
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I think maybe this
isn't the right time
to be telling...
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No, no, no, no.
I want to know.
No, really.
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I want to know who it is, Zena.
I don't think I want to
talk about this...
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Not right now.
Who is it, Zena?
Tell me who it is.
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Okay. Okay.
Sit down. Sit down.
Tell me! Tell me who it is!
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Tell me who it is.
Sit down.
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Okay, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
Tell me!
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His name is Tom Pelton.
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He's a child psychiatrist,
and we met six months...
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That's enough.
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(sighs)
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I understand.
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I'm not gonna make this
difficult for you.
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Would you at least
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have the decency
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to go to bed with me
for one last time?
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I... I am going to forget
you said that.
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Well, then I'll repeat it.
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Would you at least
have the decency...?
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Good night, Louie.
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She didn't even look back!
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You know, I'm not gonna pay
for a damn thing on this table.
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Ah, ah!
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I didn't say
I wasn't gonna eat it.
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I'm just not
gonna pay for it.
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I'll get the manager.
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Here. Bring me
another bottle of wine.
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What the hell are
you looking at, Mac?
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Huh?
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You never seen a man eat
French food before, huh?
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Huh?
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Hey, don't look away from me!
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You're no better than I am, man.
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Huh?
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Just because you're sitting
there with a woman.
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Get up!
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Get up!
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Come on!
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Come over here!
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Come over here!
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(sobbing)
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How we doing, Jeff?
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You got eyes.
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I-I don't understand
why you're acting like this.
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I wanted to go
to the wedding.
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I'm sorry, Jeff,
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but slow moments
are the only chance we got
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to catch up on these little odds
and ends
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that we have to do
around this garage.
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We missed a spot.
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(Elaine laughing)
Hey, look busy.
Somebody's coming.
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(Tony mumbles)
Why are you saying that?
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(laughter)
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TONY:
What a great wedding!
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ALEX:
Lemme tell ya!
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ELAINE:
Oh, the best!
Yeah.
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The best! I can't believe
I caught the bouquet!
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You're lucky.
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I got this.
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(Elaine laughs)
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Good going, Jim.
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TONY:
That's great.
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That's looking good, Jeff.
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ELAINE:
She looked great.
Looking good.
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What we have to do now
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before we do anything else
is put a coat of primer on it.
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Hey, you know,
you guys are late.
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I got cabs to
get out here.
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Where you been?
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We were at a wedding, Louie.
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I really thought you'd show up.
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Was that Zena's wedding?
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Was that today?
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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Hey, what the heck?
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I can't be runnin' off
to weddings every day
260
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,735
havin' a good time.
261
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,737
I mean, somebody's gotta
do the hard, dirty,
262
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,505
thankless little chores
around here.
263
00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:23,274
Guess who?
264
00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:26,176
Hey, Banta.
Yeah, Lou.
265
00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:27,978
I want to talk
to you a minute.
266
00:12:28,046 --> 00:12:29,246
Come over here.
267
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,248
I want to-- I want to ask you
a couple of questions
268
00:12:31,316 --> 00:12:32,283
about the wedding.
269
00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,818
Oh, I don't know,
Louie.
270
00:12:33,885 --> 00:12:35,886
I feel kind of funny talking
to you about that.
271
00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:37,154
Why?
272
00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:38,822
Well, what good is
it gonna do you
273
00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:41,826
to hear what kind of great
guy Zena married?
274
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,628
How do you know
he's so great?
275
00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:45,930
We talked at the
reception.
276
00:12:45,997 --> 00:12:46,964
And we hit it off.
277
00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:48,465
He was telling me
great things
278
00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:50,301
about being a child
psychiatrist,
279
00:12:50,368 --> 00:12:53,237
and I was telling him great
things about being a
neighborhood guy.
280
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,272
They're real excited about
where they're going
on their honeymoon.
281
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,675
Where are they going?
282
00:12:57,742 --> 00:13:02,013
They're taking a cruise
on the Britannia Star.
283
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,681
They went right from
the reception.
284
00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:10,487
I took her on a boat once.
285
00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:15,026
I took her on a ride
around Manhattan.
286
00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:19,030
We made bets
287
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:22,032
on who would see the most
disgusting things
288
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,035
floating around
in the water.
289
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:28,039
I let her win.
290
00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:33,076
And now
291
00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:37,081
she's gonna be out there
on that deck
292
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:41,085
looking for raw sewage
with another guy.
293
00:13:43,921 --> 00:13:45,889
(Elaine laughing)
294
00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:47,324
(both laughing)
295
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,993
Oh, are ya happy?
296
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,661
Huh? Are you happy?
297
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:51,896
Yeah?
JIM:
Yeah.
298
00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:53,897
Yeah, well, be happy
at your work.
299
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:55,933
Get up, get dressed
and get outta here.
300
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,535
What is wrong with you?
301
00:13:57,602 --> 00:13:58,869
Nothing's wrong with me.
302
00:13:58,937 --> 00:14:02,372
I just want to share your joy
with New York City.
303
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,374
Out, yeah!
Out, get out!
304
00:14:04,442 --> 00:14:05,543
Go on. Go on.
305
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,045
Here, you, too, Reiger.
306
00:14:08,112 --> 00:14:10,047
TONY: Want me
to help you out?
Yeah.
307
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:17,888
You should have been at
that wedding, Louie.
308
00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:20,458
That was your last chance,
you know that?
309
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:23,127
Your last chance to prove that
you're a decent human being
310
00:14:23,194 --> 00:14:27,131
and leave Zena with a... with a
loving memory of Louie De Palma.
311
00:14:27,198 --> 00:14:28,799
And you blew it!
312
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,802
You could have shown
a little class.
313
00:14:31,869 --> 00:14:33,404
It was important
to her.
314
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:36,073
What the hell good
would that have done?
315
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:38,075
What would I have said?
You could have said anything,
316
00:14:38,142 --> 00:14:39,309
you could have told her
anything.
317
00:14:39,377 --> 00:14:40,644
You could have told her
the truth.
318
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,513
You could have said that
happiness is hard to come by
319
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,249
in this life, and she's given
you more than your share.
320
00:14:45,316 --> 00:14:47,084
Hey, that's nice.
321
00:14:47,151 --> 00:14:48,653
Thank you.
322
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:51,789
Nice?
323
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,792
That was beautiful.
324
00:14:54,859 --> 00:14:57,628
"H-Happiness is..." How'd it go?
325
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,230
What?
326
00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:00,931
I-I-I don't... I don't
remember what I say.
327
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:02,633
What-what'd you...
what'd you say?
Happi...
happiness is...
328
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:06,103
"Happiness is hard to come by
in this life,
329
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:09,106
and you've given me more
than my share."
330
00:15:09,173 --> 00:15:11,742
Yeah, that is nice. Yeah.
331
00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:16,513
That is beautiful...
332
00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:18,515
and classy.
333
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,418
Well, there's
not much point right now.
334
00:15:21,486 --> 00:15:23,754
No, no, no,
this is great.
335
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:27,591
H-Happiness is hard to...
336
00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:28,792
To come by
by...
337
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,327
in this life.
in this life.
338
00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:33,164
LOUIE AND JEFF:
And you've given me more
than my share.
339
00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:34,498
Wow!
340
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,166
What a way to go out!
341
00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:39,503
What a man I'd be to say that.
342
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:45,309
There's still time, Reiger!
343
00:15:45,376 --> 00:15:46,676
You're right.
344
00:15:46,744 --> 00:15:48,012
You're right.
What're you talking about?
345
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,480
I should've done the
classy thing.
346
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,148
And that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
347
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,050
Jeff, you take
over for me.
348
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,052
What're you talking about,
there's still time?
349
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,954
What're you gonna do?
They're on their honeymoon.
350
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,957
Happiness is hard to come by
in this life,
351
00:16:00,024 --> 00:16:02,860
and you've given me more
than my share.
352
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,861
Friendship is a gift of fate,
353
00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:08,665
and I thank the gods
for sending you.
354
00:16:10,702 --> 00:16:13,036
People who just say "hi"
in this life
355
00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:14,638
don't know what they're missing.
356
00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:18,675
(cheering, applause)
357
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,313
Oh!
Oh, thought
we'd never get away.
358
00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:24,748
Me, too.
(laughs)
359
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:28,085
But now, finally,
it's just you and me.
360
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,922
So, uh, what do you want
to do first, huh?
361
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,925
Uh, well, um,
362
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,628
there's, um,
bingo at 7:30.
363
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,662
Uh-huh.
364
00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:40,998
And then, uh,
there's a movie,
365
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,000
The Poseidon Adventure
at 8:00.
(laughs)
366
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:46,169
Yeah, or uh...
367
00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:48,171
How's that?
This is
a good idea, too.
368
00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:50,174
Mmm.
369
00:16:51,476 --> 00:16:53,910
Don't mind me.
370
00:16:53,978 --> 00:16:56,313
I know how it is
with young marrieds.
371
00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:58,349
What-what are you doing here?
372
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,850
Well, I couldn't
make the wedding,
373
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:02,519
so I brought you some
champers for the trip.
374
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,088
Who are you?
375
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,790
Tom, this is Louie
De Palma.
376
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,792
(chuckles)
377
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,562
It's kinda like meetin'
a legend, isn't it, Tom?
378
00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:17,268
Ah, I understand how
difficult it must be
379
00:17:17,335 --> 00:17:21,271
competing with the ghost
of Louie De Palma.
380
00:17:21,339 --> 00:17:24,341
Louie did this,
Louie said that.
381
00:17:25,643 --> 00:17:27,578
You look great.
382
00:17:27,645 --> 00:17:29,379
But I'm a good loser.
383
00:17:29,447 --> 00:17:32,415
And, uh, I just want
to speak my peace
384
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:34,418
and get outta here.
385
00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:39,223
Happiness is hard to come by
386
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,457
in this life...
TOM:
You used
387
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:41,792
to date this man?
Yeah.
388
00:17:41,859 --> 00:17:43,961
Yes, a long time ago.
389
00:17:47,131 --> 00:17:51,568
You mean that this is the first
time my name ever came up?
390
00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:54,604
Oh, I get it.
391
00:17:54,672 --> 00:17:58,575
Oh, that's very
decent of you, Zena.
392
00:17:58,643 --> 00:18:01,745
To spare old Tom here
393
00:18:01,812 --> 00:18:05,749
the pain of the inevitable
comparison.
394
00:18:05,816 --> 00:18:07,751
(sighs)
395
00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:09,753
You really dated this guy?
396
00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:12,923
Well, what'd you think,
397
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,258
you beat out the governor
and the president to get her?
398
00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:16,827
This is what you beat out.
399
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,329
Right here, look, this is it.
400
00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:20,164
It was you or this.
401
00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:21,198
(blowing raspberry)
402
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,966
Huh?
403
00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:24,367
We used to go steady.
404
00:18:24,435 --> 00:18:26,069
(blowing raspberry)
Oh!
405
00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:27,271
She said she loved me.
406
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:28,705
(blowing raspberry)
That's it!
407
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:30,040
That's... I'm calli''
security, and I'm
408
00:18:30,107 --> 00:18:32,042
having him
thrown out.
Oh, no, don't.
409
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,210
It's not necessary.
410
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,812
I know what he's doing.
411
00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:36,480
I understand this man.
412
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:37,814
Oh, come on.
413
00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:40,651
How can you understand
someone like Louie?
414
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,486
Honey,
I'm a psychiatrist.
415
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,987
It's my job.
416
00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:46,790
I'm trained to understand
deviant behavior.
417
00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:48,425
(grunting)
418
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:52,295
Louie, can I talk to you
a minute?
419
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,332
Sit, please.
420
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,208
Now, Louie...
421
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:07,711
you are not the first man
who has ever loved and lost.
422
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,045
(grunts): Yeah.
423
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:11,882
It's a common human
experience.
424
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,216
Uh, as a matter
of fact,
425
00:19:13,284 --> 00:19:14,884
everything that you've
done up to this point
426
00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:16,887
was really quite
normal.
427
00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:20,390
It was, huh?
Mm-hmm.
428
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,893
A lot of men would do
exactly the same thing
429
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,695
in your position.
430
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,198
You're wonderful.
431
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,267
You mean,
432
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,369
you've seen all this before?
433
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:35,372
Oh... many times.
434
00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:39,242
You mean, this is nothing new
to you?
435
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,477
Oh, no, of course not.
436
00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:42,479
Not to me, Lou.
437
00:19:42,546 --> 00:19:44,848
It's not?
438
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:45,982
How 'bout this?
439
00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:47,985
(growling)
Oh!
440
00:19:48,052 --> 00:19:50,019
Like that?
Like that?
Louie... stop it!
441
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:51,021
Huh?
442
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,255
You're a psychiatrist.
443
00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:54,257
Why am I doing this, huh?
444
00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:56,960
Huh? Tell me, Doc.
Stop it!
445
00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,295
Why do you think
you're doing it?
446
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,764
I'm doing it
because I hate your guts.
447
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,333
And because it makes
me feel good.
448
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,334
Stop it! Just cut it out!
That's it!
That's it!
449
00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:06,470
Cut it out right now!
(groans)
450
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,305
(sighs)
451
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,640
(grunts)
452
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,208
TOM:
Oh!
453
00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:13,877
Oh.
Oh.
454
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:15,879
Oh.
(sighs)
455
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,082
Are you mad at me?
456
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:20,784
(grunting):
Louie!
457
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,322
All right,
all right,
458
00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:29,125
I guess... I guess I've gone
too far this time.
459
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:34,931
And to think, I ran
all the way over here
460
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:37,934
just to show a little class.
461
00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:40,938
And what do I do?
462
00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:43,940
I wind up strangling
your husband
463
00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:46,109
and stealing his watch.
464
00:20:46,177 --> 00:20:47,111
ZENA:
Oh!
465
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,913
I'm gonna go.
466
00:20:49,981 --> 00:20:52,916
I'm gonna
get outta your lives.
467
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,188
Tom...
468
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:03,760
Can I say one last
thing to this woman?
469
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,798
Yeah, sure.
470
00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:12,035
You went with
him, huh?
471
00:21:19,243 --> 00:21:23,680
Happiness is hard to come by
in this life...
472
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,351
...and you've given me
more than my share.
473
00:21:35,059 --> 00:21:36,994
That's lovely, Louie.
474
00:21:38,095 --> 00:21:40,798
(mumbling)
475
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:46,336
I'm telling ya, I sure wish
this hadn't happened,
476
00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:50,507
but I'm very glad I got
to hear you say that.
477
00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:52,842
It's a beautiful thing to say.
478
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:54,844
Thank you.
479
00:21:54,912 --> 00:21:56,847
Thanks.
480
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,850
It's not my line.
481
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:01,684
That was Reiger's line.
482
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:05,989
Want to know
how I feel, huh?
483
00:22:06,057 --> 00:22:08,325
Do you want to know
exactly how I feel?
484
00:22:08,392 --> 00:22:11,327
This comes right
from the heart.
485
00:22:11,395 --> 00:22:15,165
The thing that...
486
00:22:15,232 --> 00:22:18,168
that really kills me,
487
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,237
is that...
488
00:22:22,239 --> 00:22:24,708
I'm never gonna do
better than you.
489
00:22:26,577 --> 00:22:29,012
You were the best woman
490
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,482
that I ever had...
491
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:35,485
and I let you go.
492
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,100
Zena?
493
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:51,602
Yeah.
494
00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:55,572
Would you do me one last favor?
495
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,506
What?
496
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:03,847
When you see repulsive things
floating around in the water...
497
00:23:05,516 --> 00:23:07,884
I'll be thinking of you.
498
00:23:26,237 --> 00:23:29,840
(theme song playing)
499
00:23:51,996 --> 00:23:53,463
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
500
00:23:53,531 --> 00:23:54,797
(man grumbling)
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