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(theme song playing)
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Oh, boy.
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Nothing like seeing E.T.
for the 64th time
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to pick up your day.
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Oh, Jim, aren't you sick
of that movie yet?
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Does this look
like I'm sick of it?
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(grunts)
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I bet you've seen that movie
more times
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than anybody else in the city.
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No.
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Actually, there's this kid--
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fat kid, wears glasses,
13 years old--
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who's just seen it
for the 74th time.
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I love that movie, too...
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What was your
favorite part?
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Uh... I guess
when he was watching
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the mother read Peter Pan
to the kids, you know?
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Oh, yes.
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Touching.
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Magical.
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Hey, hey, that was good,
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but what about when he made
the bicycles fly?
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(Elaine and Jim gasp)
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I loved that.
Brilliant, moving.
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This is making me want
to go see it again.
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What was
your favorite part, Alex?
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I haven't seen it.
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Why the hell not?
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Because I-I just don't, uh...
I just haven't, uh...
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I-I admit the lines were
pretty long at first,
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but that doesn't cut it anymore.
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I haven't seen it because
I don't happen to, uh...
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Why?
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Why? Why, why, why?
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Because I don't like science
fiction movies, all right?
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(incredulous gasp)
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All right, then.
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Here's five bucks.
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What?
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Mr. Smug.
What are you
talking about?
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Go see E.T.
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Oh, come on, Jim.
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Do me and your soul a favor.
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Jim, I don't want--
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I don't want the money, please.
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If you go see the movie
and you don't like it,
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then I'll take
your money back.
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And by the way, don't sit
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next to a little fat kid
with glasses.
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He flicks Milk Duds at people
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who say the dialogue
along with the movie.
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(Milk Dud clacks into can)
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(phone rings)
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Sunshine Cab.
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Who do you want?
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Who?
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W-Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, lady,
I can't understand you.
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You're slurring your speech.
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Uh, Lilewoowi?
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Lilewoowi De Palma?
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This is him.
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Who's this?
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What do you want?
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Uh...
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where are you?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, no, I-I-I don't know,
I don't know.
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I-I-I...
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Goodbye.
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Now, who was that, Lilewoowi?
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It was a voice
from the past, Iggy.
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A woman.
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A seductress who possessed class
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and charm and sophistication
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that made her seem
beyond my grasp.
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You mean that prison guard?
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You love bringing that up,
don't you, Reiger?
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No, not the prison guard.
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Emily.
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Oh, Emily.
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Emily.
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Who's that?
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She's a beautiful photographer
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who I once took a crazy trip
to the stars with.
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Excuse me, for those of you
interested in accuracy,
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I'm going to do a simultaneous
translation on this one.
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She had an unusual quality
that I love in a woman.
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She managed
to stomach him.
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She fell in love
with me like that.
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She was tanked up
on pills and booze.
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Somebody just dumped her.
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But our love, even like
the most beautiful flower,
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wilted and fell.
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She sobered up.
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Reiger, it was painful.
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When she came to, she thought
I was gross and disgusting.
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She said it out loud.
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Nobody has ever said that
out loud before.
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Didn't you say that today?
I say it every day.
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ALEX:
Who hasn't?
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Poor Emily.
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What do, what do you mean,
poor Emily?
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Well, it's so sad that she
mixed drugs and alcohol
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and ended up spending
the night with you
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when most people
only die.
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Why do I try?
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(laughs)
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Hey, Lou, what'd
she call about?
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Well, the same guy
dumped her again,
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and now she's in a bar,
crocked off her nut,
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and she wants to see me.
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What are you going to do?
You going to go?
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It's the only score in my life
I haven't settled.
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For a year,
I've wanted to do this.
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When she called me
gross and disgusting,
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I had a drink in my hand.
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I always regretted that I didn't
throw it in her face.
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She's in a bar now.
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I'm going to go down there
and sluice down that little tart
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until there's eye makeup
running out of her shoes.
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(piano playing)
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(light applause)
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(piano begins
playing another melody)
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Hello there.
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Hey.
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Uh...
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I-I'm supposed to meet,
uh, a young woman here.
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Uh, dark hair,
uh, attractive?
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Heavily sedated,
possibly suicidal?
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Oh, you mean Emily.
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Yeah, yeah.
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She's here. Uh...
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She's probably in
the ladies' room.
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Ah.
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You want a drink?
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Yeah, yeah, uh, uh,
let me have something, uh,
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tall, cold, and sticky--
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something that would be
impossible
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to wash
out of your hair.
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What?
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Man says there's a bug
in his mai tai.
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Oh, I'll take it,
I'll take it.
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No charge, right?
Right.
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Psst.
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Hello, Emily, you
little pill popper.
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Louie?
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Oh, Louie.
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Oh, Louie,
Louie, Louie.
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Oh, thank God
you came.
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Oh, I wouldn't have
blamed you
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if you'd just hung up
on me when I called.
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I would have
deserved it.
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Actually, anything
that you would have done to me
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I would have deserved.
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Hold that thought.
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Oh, Louie.
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Louie,
I'm so sorry, Louie.
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I had no one else to turn to
and you came.
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You are the most wonderful,
the most remarkable man that,
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that I've ever known.
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Oh...
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(sobbing)
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Oh...
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Hey, Mac, you got a bar rag
back there or something?
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Yes.
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I'm sorry, Louie, I...
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Here, here,
blow, blow, blow.
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(grunting)
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Louie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Now, Louie...
What, what?
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Louie, couldn't we,
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c-couldn't we go back
to your place, Louie?
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Could...
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No chance,
Sundance, uh-uh.
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Well, why?
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Because it's not you talking,
it's your pharmacist.
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You think
that the pills
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that I take govern
my actions?
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Emily, your purse should
have a childproof cap.
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(chuckles)
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You know something,
Louie?
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Do you know
you're delightful?
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Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah...
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Oh, great, I'll add
it to the list.
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Gross, disgusting,
delightful.
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Right.
Louie...
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Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah...
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Louie, Louie, Louie.
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Eh...
Oh.
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Aw...
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No, n-no, no,
Emily, look.
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No, look, I feel great
that I'm turning you down.
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I feel great that I'm
walking out on you.
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Too bad, baby.
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I'm too smart to fall
for your song and dance.
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¶ It had to be you
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¶ It had to be you
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¶ I wandered around,
finally found ¶
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¶ The somebody who
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¶ Could make me be true
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¶ Could make me
be blue ¶
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¶ Could make me feel glad
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¶ Just to be sad
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¶ Thinking of you
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¶ Nobody else
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¶ Gave me a thrill...
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¶ With all your faults
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¶ I love you still
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¶ It had to be me
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¶ Wonderful you
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¶ It had to be...
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¶ Me.
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(light jazz melody
playing on piano)
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(melody swells)
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(camera shutter clicks)
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(screams)
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What are you doing here?
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Come on, come on,
what happened to, uh,
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"It had to be you,
I gave you a thrill,
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and nobody's
as good as me"?
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No, Emily, you
can't, you can't.
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You can't do this.
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You can't throw me out.
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I really need
to be alone right now.
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No, no, Emily, Emily,
don't do this to yourself.
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You are crazy if you let me
slip through your fingers.
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You've had the handsome guys.
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You've had, uh,
the rich guys.
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You've had the
smooth guys.
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You've had the,
uh, sharp guys;
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the, uh, smart guys;
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the tough guys,
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the young guys.
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Well, I'm none of those.
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But I can make you happy.
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Because...
you know why?
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Because it
takes work.
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Every morning, I'll
wake up and I'll say,
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"How do I make
Emily happy?"
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And every night, I'll
go to bed saying,
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"How do I make
Emily happy?"
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I'll-I'll go to
work saying,
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"How do I make
Emily happy?"
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I'll eat
lunch saying,
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(muffled):
"How do I make
Emily happy?"
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Aw...
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Look who's on
first base.
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Hi, Elaine.
Hi, Tony.
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Hey, Jim,
I just saw E.T.
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It was fantastic.
Fantastic!
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I laughed, I cried.
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I-I felt like a kid again.
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00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:11,114
You mean that?
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00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:14,485
You didn't just say that
to keep the five bucks?
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What does this tell you?
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(chuckles)
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00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,057
Alex!
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How did you see it
on your shift?
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Oh, I was having
a terrible night.
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I've been stiffed
by every fare.
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Then I took this guy
to a theater--
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movie house, right?
265
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,900
Dropped him in front
of the movie house.
266
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:31,135
The movie's about to start.
I said,
267
00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:32,603
"Eh, what the hell? I'll go in."
268
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,639
Hey, if Louie finds out, Alex,
he's going to can you.
269
00:14:35,707 --> 00:14:37,608
(as E.T.):
Ouch.
270
00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:41,512
He knows lines!
271
00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:45,182
(as E.T.):
E.T. phone home.
272
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,616
Home phone.
273
00:14:46,684 --> 00:14:48,418
Phone home, E.T.
274
00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:49,653
(as E.T.):
Elliott.
275
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:51,155
Elliott.
Elliott.
276
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,391
Elliott.
Elliott.
277
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,792
Elliott.
Elliott.
278
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,566
Can we finish this conversation
over at Mario's?
279
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:03,834
Hey, good idea.
Oh, yeah, great.
280
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,002
Kiddies.
281
00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:06,604
(all conversing,
laughing)
282
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,272
Oh, oh, wait, wait.
283
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,008
Wait, I...
I need some advice, Reiger.
284
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,642
Oh, yeah,
sure, Louie.
285
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:14,578
(as E.T.):
Be good.
286
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:16,480
(laughing)
No, no, no.
287
00:15:16,547 --> 00:15:17,581
This is serious.
288
00:15:17,648 --> 00:15:19,250
This is serious.
JEFF:
Hey, Louie.
289
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,751
Hey, Louie, it's Emily.
290
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,152
Oh, ooh!
Oh, hold these, Reiger.
291
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,854
What are you doing?
Hold those.
292
00:15:23,921 --> 00:15:24,922
We'll get a table.
293
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,123
I-I-I'll see you.
294
00:15:27,225 --> 00:15:28,459
Oh! Hi, Emily.
295
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,327
Hi... yeah, I did that.
296
00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:31,862
Yeah, I did that, too.
Yeah.
297
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,297
Look, honey,
I can't get the blueberries.
298
00:15:33,364 --> 00:15:35,699
I looked... I looked all over
for the blueberries.
299
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:38,668
I-I-I went every... I went
20 different places, but...
300
00:15:38,736 --> 00:15:39,670
No, no.
301
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:40,871
Yeah, okay.
302
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:42,472
Well, I'll try.
I'll-I'll go...
303
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,607
Okay, I'm sorry.
304
00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:45,743
I'm sorry about
the... blueberries.
305
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:46,944
(hangs up phone)
306
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,045
Help him, Alex.
307
00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:50,180
I can't stand to
see him like this.
308
00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:51,448
Yeah, but blueberries.
309
00:15:51,516 --> 00:15:53,017
I looked for
blueberries all over.
310
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,151
I can't find blueberries.
311
00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:55,485
It's snowing out there.
312
00:15:55,553 --> 00:15:56,820
ALEX:
Louie, Louie!
313
00:15:56,887 --> 00:15:58,822
I need my
blueberries!
314
00:15:58,890 --> 00:15:59,890
Louie!
315
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,124
Louie, Louie,
get out of there.
316
00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:02,259
I can't find the
blueberries.
317
00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:03,761
Stop that. Stop it!
318
00:16:03,828 --> 00:16:05,329
Stop it, Louie!
319
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:06,363
I looked for
blueberries.
320
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,832
Louie, listen. Hey!
321
00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:10,067
Now, listen, before we deal
with your problem,
322
00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:11,968
I want you to answer me
one question.
323
00:16:12,036 --> 00:16:13,703
What the hell you walking around
324
00:16:13,771 --> 00:16:15,639
dressed like that for
in the snow?
325
00:16:16,741 --> 00:16:19,376
She didn't like my overcoat.
326
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,546
Well, on behalf
of New York City,
327
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,282
let me say that I'm glad
she liked your pants.
328
00:16:28,653 --> 00:16:32,489
(laughing)
329
00:16:32,557 --> 00:16:34,658
What a guy you are.
330
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:36,927
Trying to cheer
me up, Reiger.
331
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,462
Thanks.
332
00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:41,031
I'm going to talk to
her about it tonight.
333
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,034
I'll tell her
the pants joke.
334
00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:44,234
(laughs)
335
00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:47,270
Maybe she'll
talk to me.
336
00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:50,240
She doesn't talk to you?
337
00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:55,011
She doesn't talk to me.
338
00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:58,715
She doesn't go out
with me... anywhere.
339
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,219
She'd never go
to Mario's with me.
340
00:17:02,286 --> 00:17:04,354
All she does is...
341
00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:07,057
is tell me
to do things.
342
00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:10,861
What do you call a man
343
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:14,097
who spends two hours
344
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:16,266
walking through the snow
345
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,469
looking for blueberries?
346
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,606
A romantic fool.
347
00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:24,041
No.
348
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,443
A weenie.
349
00:17:26,511 --> 00:17:30,614
I'm turning
into the same kind of guy
350
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:33,683
who always made me
want to puke.
351
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:36,453
One of those weenies
who would do anything
352
00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:40,391
that a broad asked him
and then say, "Yes, dear."
353
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,992
One of those guys.
354
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,794
Reiger, don't let me
become one of those.
355
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,830
Don't let me
become a weenie.
Louie, Louie, Louie.
356
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,466
I'm becoming a weenie!
Louie!
357
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:50,201
I don't want
to be a weenie.
358
00:17:52,336 --> 00:17:54,738
How did you get
into this mess?
359
00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:56,072
How?
360
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,674
How?
361
00:17:59,944 --> 00:18:01,278
Look at her, Reiger.
362
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,313
She's beautiful.
363
00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:06,783
She's beautiful!
364
00:18:12,223 --> 00:18:13,523
EMILY:
Louie?
365
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:14,891
Oh...
366
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,293
Hi, honey.
367
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,628
Hi, honey.
368
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:18,728
Oh...
Hi.
369
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:19,796
Oh...
370
00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:20,864
Louie, I just came
371
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,532
from my psychiatrist,
372
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,336
and she says that you and I
are about to have
373
00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:27,871
the most incredible breakthrough
in our relationship.
374
00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:30,674
Oh!
Everything is going
to be different.
375
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,776
I want to talk to you.
Come sit with me.
376
00:18:32,843 --> 00:18:34,712
Can I just wash the pits
off my fingers?
377
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,213
No, this is
too important.
378
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,748
Come on, sit down.
379
00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:39,349
All right.
380
00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:42,652
Let me get this
straight now, Louie.
Oh. What?
381
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,723
You know that I have
always allowed men
382
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:48,091
to make me the victim.
383
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:54,498
But you have cared for me
so much that you have forced me
384
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,866
to make you the victim,
385
00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:58,101
and even though I
love you for it,
386
00:18:58,169 --> 00:18:59,135
it has to stop.
You...
387
00:18:59,203 --> 00:19:01,204
I mean, it has to...
you said you love me!
388
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:03,774
You said you love me.
You said you love me.
389
00:19:03,841 --> 00:19:06,477
Emily, you not only said
you love me,
390
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:07,912
but you're talking
to me, Emily!
391
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,880
Of course, I do love you.
392
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,782
Oh, that-that means
we can go out.
393
00:19:11,849 --> 00:19:13,918
We can go out...
we can be seen in public.
394
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:15,085
We can go to Mario's.
395
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,353
We can go to the park.
396
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:18,722
We can go places,
Emily.
No! No, no, no, no.
397
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,390
Don't you see?
398
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,125
We're-we're trapped
in these...
399
00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:23,593
What? What? What? What?
I don't know...
400
00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:25,362
...in these roles.
Roles?
What? What?
401
00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:27,631
And, you see, we have
a close relationship,
402
00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:30,167
but it...
but it's sick.
403
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,869
Oh, and I think I know
how all of this started,
404
00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:34,437
and maybe it could
have been avoid...
405
00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:36,106
Do you know what you
should have done?
406
00:19:36,173 --> 00:19:38,208
What?
When I got you
in that bar
407
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,377
and you... and I started
to manipulate you
408
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,279
all over again...
Yeah, what, what,
what, what, what?
409
00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:44,348
Well, uh, something...
I mean, anything...
What, what, what?
410
00:19:44,415 --> 00:19:46,049
This.
411
00:19:49,353 --> 00:19:51,554
Why didn't I
think of that?
412
00:19:51,622 --> 00:19:54,391
I'm only saying that you
should have done something
413
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,693
to knock some sense
into me.
414
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,795
And that way,
I would have known
415
00:19:58,863 --> 00:20:00,230
that you cared,
416
00:20:00,298 --> 00:20:02,099
but in a healthy way.
417
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,834
I do care.
418
00:20:13,677 --> 00:20:15,645
It's too late for that.
419
00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:17,580
Louie, there is only one way
420
00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:19,149
that I'm going
to love you forever.
421
00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:20,250
How? How?
422
00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:21,384
Do-do-do...
423
00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:22,552
I don't think you could do it.
424
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,822
Do-do I have to
squeeze more oranges?
425
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:28,558
No, you have to stop
being a victim.
426
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,961
You have to walk
out that door
427
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:32,796
and never see me again.
428
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,132
W-well, could-couldn't I...
429
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,669
I stay here and
not be a victim?
430
00:20:38,736 --> 00:20:39,836
No, it-it...
431
00:20:39,904 --> 00:20:41,404
I-I can't resist
controlling you.
432
00:20:41,472 --> 00:20:42,773
It's too easy.
433
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,040
How long am I supposed
to stand here
434
00:20:44,108 --> 00:20:45,341
with all this stuff
all over me?
435
00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:46,443
Oh, I-I'll get
you a towel.
436
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:47,544
I'll get you a towel!
437
00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:48,645
Here.
You see?
438
00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:51,181
(groans)
439
00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:54,551
There's no other way,
is there?
440
00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:56,686
No.
441
00:20:56,754 --> 00:20:58,421
Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait.
442
00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:01,291
Wait, let me...
let me get this straight here.
443
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:04,361
You...
444
00:21:04,428 --> 00:21:07,497
will love me...
445
00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:10,534
if I never see you again.
446
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,102
Right.
447
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,275
But if I stay,
you won't like me?
448
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,677
I'll despise you.
449
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:25,482
And if I walk
out that door...
450
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,384
I'm yours forever.
451
00:21:32,857 --> 00:21:35,625
You're a very complicated girl,
Emily.
452
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,830
You want me, don't you?
453
00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:42,266
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I want you.
454
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,268
You will never
have me totally
455
00:21:45,336 --> 00:21:48,104
until you walk
out that door.
456
00:21:52,276 --> 00:21:54,578
Interesting, interesting.
457
00:21:54,645 --> 00:21:56,747
Okay. I-I...
458
00:21:56,814 --> 00:21:59,016
Go a... go ahead.
459
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,823
Oh, Louie.
460
00:22:12,063 --> 00:22:13,664
I am loving you more
461
00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:15,966
with every step you take
toward that door.
462
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,775
(sighs)
463
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,977
Oh, Louie.
464
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,718
Do we write letters?
465
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:39,890
I write to you,
and you never answer me.
466
00:22:46,464 --> 00:22:47,765
Well...
(chuckles)
467
00:22:47,832 --> 00:22:48,865
I guess it's all right.
468
00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:51,367
I guess... I guess I just...
469
00:22:51,435 --> 00:22:54,471
had my first
sophisticated relationship.
470
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,173
(chuckles)
471
00:22:57,742 --> 00:23:00,677
You know something, Emily?
472
00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:02,879
Someday...
473
00:23:02,947 --> 00:23:06,049
your Mr. Right
is going to come along.
474
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:11,655
And when he does, he's going
to be wearing a white coat
475
00:23:11,722 --> 00:23:13,990
and carrying a butterfly net.
476
00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:17,593
(laughs)
477
00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:20,063
Oh, and-and another thing.
478
00:23:20,131 --> 00:23:22,833
I knew where to get blueberries,
479
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:26,136
but it was too far and I
figured, "The hell with it!"
480
00:23:36,313 --> 00:23:38,882
(theme song playing)
481
00:24:00,604 --> 00:24:02,004
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
482
00:24:02,072 --> 00:24:03,474
(man grumbling)
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