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(theme song playing)
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(phone ringing)
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Sunshine Cab...
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(clears throat)
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Oh, hello.
Hello, Mr. Ratledge.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Major problem.
Yes, sir.
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I'll be right up.
I'll be right up, sir.
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Hey, Louie, Louie, Louie!
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What?
Aren't you
forgetting something?
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I've never seen you go up
and visit the boss
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without bringing
some token of your esteem.
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You're right-- gift, gift.
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Jeff, uh,
give me the golf balls.
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You already gave him
the golf balls, Lou.
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Well, what else we got
in Lost and Found?
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Uh, let me see.
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You got the cigars,
that cheap wine,
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a stuffed owl and a Waterpik.
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He's very upset.
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Give me the Waterpik.
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Where's he goin'?
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He's going
to see the boss.
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Louie is the boss.
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ELAINE: He may be
the boss down here,
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but he still has to answer
to the guy upstairs.
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That's who
he's going to see.
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He's going to give
God a Waterpik?
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I'll explain it
to him later.
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Please, please.
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I don't care.
I want the guy brought up
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right now, right here,
you understand?!
Mr. Ratledge,
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I think that it would be better
if I did this myself.
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You want to do it yourself?
Yeah, I'll do it.
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Then do it right now!
Yes, I will, sir.
I will, sir.
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Yes, I will.
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(door slams)
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Uh, Jeff?
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Yeah.
Can I talk to you?
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What is it, Louie?
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Uh, not here. Come on.
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Come back here.
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Come on in.
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So, uh...
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What's Ratledge
so hot about, Louie?
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Uh... why don't
you have a seat
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and make yourself
comfortable, Jeff?
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All right.
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You know ho--
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How about you sit here?
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You know how, uh,
I have you haul
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those used parts to the junkyard
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and sell them
for Mr. Ratledge?
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Yeah.
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Well...
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you didn't quite do it
for Ratledge
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as much as you did it for me.
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You mean you kept
all that money?
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Yeah.
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Oh... now I know what
Ratledge is so hot about.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you must be in pretty
deep trouble, Louie.
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Now, here's
the interesting part.
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Ratledge doesn't
know it was me.
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He doesn't?
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No.
(laughs)
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He doesn't?
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No.
(laughing)
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Boy, you got lucky!
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But you didn't.
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I gotta fire you, Jeff.
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Me?!
Uh-huh.
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Hey, wait a minute, Louie--
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I was just delivering
that stuff.
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I didn't even know
what was going on.
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All I did was what
you told me to do.
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Yeah... that's what makes
letting you go so painful.
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I'm going to go
tell Ratledge the truth.
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No, no, no, no, Jeff!
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Jeff, what good
would that do?
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I mean, he's never
going to believe
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that you weren't involved.
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You brought the goods there.
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You collected the money.
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All he'll do
is fire me, too.
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Now, listen, I got a plan.
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Listen,
let me tell Ratledge
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that I fired you.
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This way,
I can stay here
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and, and when he cools down,
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I'll get you
your job back for you.
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You know Ratledge--
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I mean, one minute
he's a maniac,
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the next minute,
he's a pussycat.
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Come on, trust me, Jeff.
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No!
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Hey, you got a better plan?
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No.
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Then it's a deal?
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Yeah.
All right.
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But let me tell you
something, Louie--
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I think this stinks.
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I think you stink.
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I think the deal stinks.
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The whole thing stinks!
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Jeff, I'm worried
you're going into this
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with a bad attitude.
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So what do I do until
I get my job back, Louie?
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Let me give you a couple
of hundred bucks, Jeff.
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I don't want your
dirty money.
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Great! I wouldn't
respect you if you took it.
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Now, look,
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I'll get you another job
with a different cab company--
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just temporarily, you know.
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I mean, uh, look, all I got
to do is pick up a telephone.
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I mean, uh, this can be
our little secret, okay?
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I don't want
to embarrass you.
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All right?
Go ahead.
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And another thing!
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What you did was not only
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unspeakable,
but unforgivable.
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I mean, look,
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you violated the trust
of this good man.
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Forget about
violating the law.
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You bit the hand
that fed you.
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Now, if it was up to me,
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you would be going
straight to jail.
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You're getting off easy!
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Now, get out of here
before I lose my temper!
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Go on! Go on,
get out of here.
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Get!
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De Palma...
Yes, sir.
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De Palma, I thought
you handled that very well.
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Thank you, sir.
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I... it wasn't easy,
but I was outraged.
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I was outraged.
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You know, it's a
funny thing, sir.
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In a few days...
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we'll all be
missing old Jeff.
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Not me.
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Me, either.
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Oh, no.
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I want you to check this
inventory against the stock
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and any discrepancies
brought to my attention
immediately.
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Yes, yes, Mr. Ratledge.
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Yes, sir. Thank you.
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Hi.
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You own this place, don't you?
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Yes.
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Well...
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I'd like to take
this opportunity
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to thank you
for providing me with a job.
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It changed my life.
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Why, if you had seen
me three years ago,
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you would have said...
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Who is this bum?
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Exactly!
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TONY: All right, Louie,
what's going on?
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Look, I'd rather
not talk about it.
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Besides, it's none
of your business.
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Yeah, but why did
you fire Jeff?
TONY: Yeah!
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What's the idea,
Louie, huh?
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All right, all right,
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I guess you're gonna find out
sooner or later.
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It's better
that it comes from me.
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Look, I, I can't
believe this myself.
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It seems that,
that Ratledge...
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found out that Jeff was
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making a little extra money
at the cab company's expense.
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He was stealing?
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I know;
it's-it's hard to believe.
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I'm still stunned.
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Jeff isn't a thief.
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I feel violated.
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Jeff is not a thief.
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Yeah, I'd like
to believe that, too, Reiger,
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but, uh, you know,
Jeff was special.
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He was like a son to me;
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a beautiful, black son.
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Jeff is not a thief, Louie.
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Not in his heart, Reiger.
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It's society.
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It's his environment.
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Jeff is a victim.
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Jeff is not a thief, Louie.
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I heard you the first time.
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What's the point, Reiger?
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Well... (clears throat)
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correct me if I'm wrong.
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But I think what
he is trying to say
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is that Jeff is not a thief.
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Am I right?
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(speaking
indistinctly)
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Look, look, I don't want to talk
about this anymore.
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Look, this is worse
for me than any of you.
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Now I'm going to do my best
to straighten this out.
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In the meantime,
I've got to find a replacement.
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And let me tell you something:
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It's going to be like hell
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trying to replace
a guy like Jeff.
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You-- you speak English?
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Yeah.
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You've just been promoted.
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Get in the cage.
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Come on. In there.
ALEX: Hey!
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Louie, how could
you do that?
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How could you, you just
give someone else his job
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Yeah, Louie?
and let him be thrown
out on the streets?
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Hey, listen, Louie,
you could explain, Louie...
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Will you maniacs just relax?!
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I know exactly what I'm doing.
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Now, when the time is right,
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I will get Jeff his job back.
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Everybody will be happy
and there will be no harm done.
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De Palma... I've been thinking
about what you said before,
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and I think you're right.
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I was too lenient.
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I just called the cops.
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I'm having Jeff arrested.
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Louie, what are
you doing here?!
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I told them
I was your attorney.
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Now, just take it easy, Jeff,
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and, and I'll take care
of everything.
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Hey, don't take
care of anything.
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You've already done enough.
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I'm not going
to prison for you!
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The deal is off.
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I want you out of here.
Guard!
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Now, now, now, now, Jeff,
now, Jeff, don't panic.
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I mean, now, look,
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nobody anticipated
anybody going to jail,
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but if we just stay calm,
we can salvage
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an otherwise perfect plan.
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The deal is off, Louie.
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Hey, hey, I'm holding up
my end of the bargain.
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I'm-I'm working on
softening Ratledge
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and-and looking
for a temporary job for you.
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Oh, "looking
for a temporary job"?
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You told me you could get me
a job with a phone call.
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Well, that one fell through.
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They heard you were a thief.
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Guard!
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Jeff! Now, come on, Jeff.
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Come on, now.
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Give me a chance.
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You know, I've been
good to you.
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Well, what have you ever
ever done for me that
should go to prison?
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Will you get prison
out of your mind, Jeff?
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Now, nobody is
going to go to prison!
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But in the unlikely event
that somebody should go...
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Look, prison is not
such a bad place.
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I mean, they give you a bed.
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They give you food.
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They give you a toilet.
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That's pretty much life
as we know it, Jeff.
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Guard!
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Come on, come on.
261
00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:04,355
Now I'm begging ya, Jeff.
262
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:07,091
I mean, think about it.
263
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:10,027
You'd have a much easier time
in the joint than I would.
264
00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:11,195
What do you mean by that?
265
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,897
You know what goes on
in those places.
266
00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:16,934
A tasty morsel like me
wouldn't last five minutes.
267
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,171
Uh, Mr. Reiger posted
your bail, Bennett.
268
00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:22,340
You're free to go.
269
00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:23,507
All right.
270
00:12:23,575 --> 00:12:25,275
No, no, no, Jeff,
Jeff, whatever you do,
271
00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:27,979
don't tell Reiger about this.
272
00:12:28,046 --> 00:12:30,481
Come on, let me have a chance
to straighten it all out.
273
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:34,485
Jeff, we're family.
274
00:12:34,552 --> 00:12:36,887
Now you got every right
to be angry at me,
275
00:12:36,955 --> 00:12:39,023
but I know you won't tell him,
276
00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:41,225
not if you have one ounce
277
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:45,896
of loyalty, affection,
or gratitude left for me.
278
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:51,001
He did it, Alex.
279
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:52,536
I didn't want
to lose my job,
280
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:55,005
but I didn't want to squeal
on him, so I took the rap.
281
00:12:55,073 --> 00:12:56,673
Now he expects me
to go to prison.
282
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,211
What're you looking
at me like that for?
283
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,583
I don't care
what you say, Louie.
284
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:06,917
I made up my mind.
285
00:13:06,985 --> 00:13:10,521
Jeff, Jeff, you are not going
to walk up those stairs
286
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:14,024
and destroy another
human being's life, are you?
287
00:13:14,092 --> 00:13:15,893
Yeah.
No, no.
288
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,961
Jeff.
289
00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:20,931
Louie, if... if he doesn't,
I will.
290
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,603
All right, look, look,
let me do it myself.
291
00:13:26,671 --> 00:13:30,207
If Ratledge hears the truth from
me, maybe he'll go easier on me.
292
00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:34,144
All right.
293
00:13:34,212 --> 00:13:36,046
Gift-- I gotta
get him a gift.
294
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:41,551
You have 15 minutes to get
those charges dropped, Louie.
295
00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:42,787
15 minutes.
296
00:13:42,854 --> 00:13:44,355
I'll be waiting right here.
297
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,157
Okay, 15 minutes.
298
00:13:49,227 --> 00:13:52,096
Jeff, what if I made
a nice donation
299
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:54,798
to the United Negro
College Fund?
300
00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:59,870
All right, 15 minutes.
301
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,710
(knocking)
302
00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:08,546
Yes?
303
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,252
What is it, De Palma?
304
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:17,221
Uh, nothing much, sir.
305
00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:24,294
It's just that, uh, I was
kicking myself the other day
306
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:27,231
because I never gave you
anything
307
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:30,200
for the lovely Mrs. Ratledge.
308
00:14:30,268 --> 00:14:32,636
Uh, so, uh, would you please
give her this
309
00:14:32,704 --> 00:14:33,904
with my compliments.
310
00:14:33,972 --> 00:14:35,006
What is it?
311
00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:39,009
It's a Norelco
Ladybug shaver.
312
00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:43,414
Thanks, De Palma.
313
00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:46,483
Now, what did you really
want to see me about?
314
00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:53,457
I came to talk
to you about Jeff.
315
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:54,825
Jeff the Thief?
316
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:58,262
Thief is a very harsh word,
Mr. Ratledge.
Mm-hmm.
317
00:14:58,329 --> 00:15:00,164
Jeff the Misguided.
318
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,400
Uh, Jeff the Misunderstood.
319
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:05,035
Jeff the
Deserving-of-Another-Chance.
320
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:08,372
De Palma, when a man
commits a crime,
321
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,442
he should be prepared
to pay the consequences.
322
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,709
Now don't you agree?
323
00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:15,045
Well, I don't...
324
00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:22,953
Louie, I know how to deal with a
man who steals from the company.
325
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,122
Now I don't care
to discuss this any further.
326
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,357
If you'll excuse me...
327
00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:30,860
Yes, sir.
328
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,214
(gasping):
I'm the thief.
329
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:53,050
What are you talking about?
330
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,785
I arranged everything...
331
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,853
and took all the money.
332
00:15:56,921 --> 00:15:59,723
Jeff was just following
the orders of his boss.
333
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:02,993
He's the most honest man
I ever met, Mr. Ratledge.
334
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:06,363
If anybody deserves
to go to jail, it's me.
335
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,699
De Palma...
336
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:12,102
If this is true, De Palma,
why didn't Jeff speak up?
337
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,603
Because he likes me.
338
00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:19,143
(laughing)
339
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,779
You expect me to believe this?
340
00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:23,380
Believe what?
341
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,883
This whole story, De Palma.
342
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,551
Come on, knock it off.
343
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:30,520
I know what you're
trying to do.
344
00:16:30,588 --> 00:16:33,724
You're trying to take the
rap for another man, huh?
345
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,492
Well, it won't work.
346
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,395
You think I'd go easier
on you than on him
347
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:41,232
because of your long history
of service for the company?
348
00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:42,666
Is that what you...?
349
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,167
Well, you're
right, I would.
350
00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:46,804
It's a noble
gesture, De Palma,
351
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:50,040
but I won't let you take the
blame for another man's crime.
352
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,950
You're saying
you don't believe me?
353
00:17:00,017 --> 00:17:01,619
Of course not.
354
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:06,156
You mean, not even if I
brought another cabbie up here?
355
00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:07,490
No! No, no.
Alex Reiger?
356
00:17:07,558 --> 00:17:09,659
If he told you that
I was the thief?
357
00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:11,561
No, stop.
You wouldn't
believe him either?
358
00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:15,799
No, of course not. Go on!
359
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,035
I don't know what it is
with this guy Jeff
360
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,771
that, that is so special that
you would go to bat for him.
361
00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:22,406
But I'll tell ya
what I'm gonna do.
362
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,041
I'm gonna drop all the charges
against him.
363
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,543
I'm gonna let you
have his job back, okay?
364
00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:28,311
I just hope this Jeff Bennett
appreciates
365
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:29,780
what you're doing for him.
366
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,681
It was nothing.
367
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:36,687
After all--
368
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:37,888
I'm the thief.
369
00:17:37,955 --> 00:17:40,257
Enough already.
Get out of here.
370
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,062
(high-pitched guffawing)
371
00:17:45,129 --> 00:17:48,165
You know, I, I think I will
bring Alex Reiger up here.
372
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,400
No! No!
Yeah, yeah.
373
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,801
I'm gonna
bring him up.
374
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:52,469
No! No!
I'm gonna
bring him up.
375
00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:54,738
Stop it. Stop it.
Knock it off.
376
00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:57,807
De Palma, cut it out!
Reiger, come up here.
377
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:01,811
If you liked my confession,
you're gonna love this.
378
00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:09,586
Reiger, Reiger, Reiger,
tell Mr. Ratledge
379
00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:12,389
who the real thief is.
380
00:18:17,228 --> 00:18:19,396
Hello, Mr. Ratledge.
381
00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:21,699
Go on, go on.
382
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:24,067
I, I don't know what's
been going on in here.
383
00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:27,204
All I can do is tell
you what I know.
384
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,307
Louie has been taking
the stuff and selling it
385
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,175
and keeping the
money for himself.
386
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,220
And Jeff took the rap
for it because...
387
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,322
Because he likes him.
388
00:18:50,161 --> 00:18:52,262
Oh, thank you,
thank you, Alex.
389
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,964
I think you'll be happy to know
390
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,466
that I've dropped all the
charges against Bennett.
391
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,369
And I'm gonna let him
have his job back.
392
00:18:58,436 --> 00:19:00,237
Now you get out
of here, you scamp.
393
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:06,277
And you take your
sidekick with you.
394
00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:08,712
RATLEDGE:
Get out of here.
395
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:14,684
Well, ta-ta.
396
00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:16,587
(laughing)
397
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:27,831
Louie, Louie,
398
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:29,332
do you ever play golf, Louie?
399
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,469
Why yes, I do, sir,
but I cheat on my score.
400
00:19:34,405 --> 00:19:36,306
We'll have
to play sometime.
401
00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:38,241
Oh, that would be
swell, Mr. Ratledge.
402
00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:40,710
Ben.
403
00:19:40,778 --> 00:19:42,546
Ben.
404
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,427
Reiger, Reiger, you want
to have a drink with me?
405
00:19:56,494 --> 00:19:57,527
No.
406
00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:59,196
I just came back
to get my jacket.
407
00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:01,531
Well, Reiger, you
gotta help me;
you gotta help me.
408
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:04,434
What do you want?
409
00:20:04,502 --> 00:20:07,604
I've been trying
to sort this thing out.
410
00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:09,539
I mean...
411
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:12,309
I stole...
412
00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:16,279
I lied...
413
00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:19,516
I betrayed a friend...
414
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:22,819
and now I got extra
money in the bank
415
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:26,323
and a 9:00 tee-off
time on Saturday.
416
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,792
Good night, Louie.
417
00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:31,929
No, Reiger, no,
you got to help me.
418
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,297
No, explain to me what
it's like to be honest.
419
00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:37,201
I mean, because...
420
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:40,904
if I had a chance
to do that all over again,
421
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:44,775
I'd like to know one
reason why I shouldn't.
422
00:20:46,544 --> 00:20:50,514
I can't explain the feeling
I get from being honest.
423
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:55,919
I mean, it's like trying to
explain, uh, April in Paris.
424
00:20:55,986 --> 00:20:58,421
You can't understand it
unless you've been there.
425
00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:01,091
Oh!
426
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:04,327
I understand
April in Paris.
427
00:21:04,395 --> 00:21:08,899
It's like having Havana cigars,
428
00:21:08,966 --> 00:21:11,401
a great drink of booze
429
00:21:11,469 --> 00:21:13,937
and being off scot-free.
430
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:16,873
That's April in Paris, Reiger.
431
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:22,879
Let's face it,
Reiger, crime pays.
432
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,821
You know, people
go around thinking
433
00:21:30,888 --> 00:21:33,090
that if they do something bad,
434
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:36,360
then something bad
has got to happen to them.
435
00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:38,995
Well, I'm living proof that
that is not true.
436
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,934
No answer?
437
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,836
No answer from the honest man?
438
00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:49,840
Peh.
439
00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:53,043
Where're you going?
440
00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:54,912
Up here.
441
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:56,112
What do you got?
442
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,414
Some little hiding place up
there, Louie?
443
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,551
Yeah, I got a place
for my stuff.
444
00:22:00,618 --> 00:22:02,386
Okay, Louie, you see?
445
00:22:02,453 --> 00:22:04,755
That's the price
you have to pay.
446
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,056
Because you're a thief,
447
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:07,824
you have to go
through life believing
448
00:22:07,892 --> 00:22:09,492
that everybody else is a thief.
449
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,194
That's why you have
to hide your stash
450
00:22:11,262 --> 00:22:13,130
in some crummy
little air duct.
451
00:22:13,197 --> 00:22:17,267
Boy, you lead a real crummy
little life, you know that?
452
00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:20,136
You're a frightened man, Louie.
453
00:22:20,204 --> 00:22:24,441
You're grasping
at straws, Reiger.
454
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,877
You know what it's like
in this garage.
455
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:29,946
There's a thief
every four inches.
456
00:22:30,014 --> 00:22:31,748
Hey, what about me, Louie?
What about me, huh?
457
00:22:31,816 --> 00:22:33,650
Aren't you afraid I'm going
to steal your stuff?
458
00:22:33,718 --> 00:22:34,918
I know where you're hiding it.
459
00:22:34,985 --> 00:22:37,754
You?!
460
00:22:37,822 --> 00:22:39,156
The honest man?!
461
00:22:39,223 --> 00:22:41,325
Nah!
462
00:22:43,327 --> 00:22:45,596
Yeah, I guess you're right.
463
00:22:45,663 --> 00:22:49,333
You do what you do
and I do what I do.
464
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,701
Well, good night.
465
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:04,181
Good night, Reiger.
466
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:14,691
Reiger!
467
00:23:14,759 --> 00:23:16,192
Reiger!
468
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:21,765
Reiger!
469
00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:31,842
(theme song playing)
470
00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:53,730
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
471
00:23:53,798 --> 00:23:54,798
(man grumbling)
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