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(theme song playing)
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CINDY (on phone):
Louie, I hit some ice
and I spun off the road.
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I can't get the cab started.
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The window's broken
and I'm freezing.
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I'm on an unmarked country road.
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She's doomed.
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Louie, I know
where this woman is.
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It's right near the farm
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where Simka and I
buy our goat knuckles.
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Oh, oh, oh...
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Well, maybe you can do
something with this cab.
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I'll, I'll take a look.
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(starter cranking,
engine stalling)
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Oh, I think I know
what the problem is.
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What?
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Winter.
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(wind howling)
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It's a very simple
choice, Latka.
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Either you have sex with me
or you freeze to death.
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Sex. Death.
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Sex. Death.
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Hmm.
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Why don't you tell me
a little bit about yourself?
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It-it happened when Cindy and I
were waiting to be rescued.
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Yeah?
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This will destroy Simka.
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I don't know.
What should I do?
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Well, uh...
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You're not going to
tell her, are you?
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I have to.
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She knows me so well,
she will know. Believe me.
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No, no, no, no, Latka.
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You can't hurt her
just so you should feel
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a little less guilty. I mean,
th-the bigger thing here
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is to, is to spare Simka.
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Yes. That's right.
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The only decent thing
to do is to deceive her.
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Whew!
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(door opening)
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Hi, honey. I'm home.
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Latka, I am so happy, I...
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You did it with
another woman!
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I'm sorry I hurt you.
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We must go to the priest.
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You must confess your sin.
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And whatever he advises,
we must obey.
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And so, Simka, nik-nik,
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Latka lavorshney.
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So, Simka must sin
with someone Latka works with.
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You mean to tell me,
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you're going to sleep
with one of my friends?
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Baby, you're the greatest.
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Look how you can sleep.
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My little fool who has
brought us to the brink of ruin.
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What kind of dreams
can you have
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while I stand here suffering,
the innocent victim?
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What kind of slumber
is this that...
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Don't worry. I am awake.
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Simka.
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Simka, which one
of my dear friends
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are you going
to sleep with?
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I can't pick. You pick.
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No, you pick.
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I can't pick.
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I can't pick.
What does it matter?
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It's all a disgrace.
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All right.
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I will pick.
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Okay.
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But if it's Louie,
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will you still love me
when I've lost my mind?
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All right, maybe not Louie.
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Uh... how about Tony?
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Fine.
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Tony.
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I must debase myself
with someone with arms of steel.
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I don't think
Tony is such a good idea.
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I-I don't know
who is a good idea.
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Alex is nice.
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Not so nice.
He's a stranger to me.
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Well, then you can look
at this as a chance
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to get to know him better.
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Latka, it is impossible
for either of us to pick.
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We will let the fates decide.
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We will pick as we would
in the old country.
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We'll have a dinner party,
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invite everyone,
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and whoever is the last man to
enter, that will be the one.
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Oh...
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You mean the way
we elect our president?
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Exactly.
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(Louie groaning
and shivering)
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(sighs)
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(Louie sighs)
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How would you like to warm me,
my little Arctic fox?
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Louie, leave me alone.
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Oh, Nardo,
you're a lucky woman.
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Why?
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Because you're a cab driver,
and there's a blizzard.
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I love it.
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Ah, kicking up those
sheets of slush...
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"Watch out, Grandma."
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(imitates slush spraying)
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Ah, I wish I was going out
with all my cabbies.
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With Nardo and Banta
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and Dancer and Prancer...
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Oh, excuse me.
I'm a little giddy.
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Alex, Tony, Jim, Louie,
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could you please come over here?
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Why don't you
come over here?
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Oh, good idea.
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Good news, everybody.
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You're all invited
to my house
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for a party
at the end of the shift.
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Sorry, Latka. I can't come.
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I'm working, you know,
a double shift tonight.
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But that's okay, Elaine.
It's not for you.
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Oh.
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It's going to be
a very special party.
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It's going to be
a wonderful party.
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It's going to be the best party
you ever been to.
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(voice cracking):
Dress...
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is informal.
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You all know the address.
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(sobbing)
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I'm looking forward
to seeing you all there.
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(sobbing)
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Are you guys going to go?
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Why not?
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I could use a good time.
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LATKA:
Maybe no one will come,
and then the priest will say
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that you don't have
to go through with this.
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Yes, I still believe a
miracle like that can happen.
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(knocking at door)
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Don't get my
hopes up no more.
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Listen, there is nothing
to worry about.
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The only one to count
is the last one in.
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This one is out of the running.
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Please be Louie.
Please be Louie.
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Please be Louie.
Please be Louie.
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Louie!
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey, Latka.
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Good to see you.
Come in, come in.
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Uh, look,
I'm double-parked.
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I just stopped up to tell you
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that I'll be right back
as soon as I find a space, okay?
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Hey, Tone.
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Hey. What do you say, Lou?
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Oh, the one, the good-looking
one with the chest of granite
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is early, honey.
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Hey. Hey, Latka.
How are you doing?
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So, how's it going?
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Shh.
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Thanks for coming.
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Thanks for having me.
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Shh!
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(knocking at door)
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SIMKA: Ooh,
I can't stand it.
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LATKA:
Maybe it will
be Louie,
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and then you don't have
to worry about it being Louie.
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Hey, can I ask
a question?
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You got any pretzels?
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(knocking at door)
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I hope the boss isn't too mad.
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I just beat him
out of a parking space.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Shh!
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I sure like dinner parties.
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It's one of the
few real occasions
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you get to be formal
and ill at ease.
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SIMKA:
It's either Alex
or Louie.
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Whoever it's not,
is the one.
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(knocking)
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Hi.
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Hi, there.
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It's Louie.
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Hi, Louie.
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Come on. Get out
of the way.
What are you
pushing for?
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You want to go ahead
of me, go ahead.
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What are you gonna do,
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stand in the door
like a statue?
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I don't like to be pushed,
that's all.
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Well, get out
of the way, then!
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Okay, you want
to go ahead, go ahead.
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You took my parking.
Somebody took my
parking space!
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You want to go in,
go in.
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LOUIE:
Well, go on in, then!
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Look, go ahead.
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All right, I'll go in.
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It's Alex.
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That's what I thought, too,
but apparently it's Louie.
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ALEX:
Nice to see you, Simka.
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(groans)
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I am sure you
all understand
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that in light
of the circumstances,
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Simka and I would
like to be alone.
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Alex... we will get
in touch with you later.
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Thank you all
for coming.
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That's it?
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Yes. Good night.
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They sure make
entertaining seem easy.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Simka, hi.
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Hi. I was hoping
you would be here.
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I was hoping
I'd catch you.
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Oh, well, great.
Yeah.
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I was just, uh,
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on my way to visit
a friend of my husband's
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for a certain purpose,
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and I thought maybe
I would walk a little more
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and see if you were
here. Here you are.
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Oh, good!
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Thank goodness.
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Uh... what's up?
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Oh, nothing's up.
I just thought we'd chat.
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Oh. So, there's nothing wrong?
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Oh, everything's fine.
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I just thought we'd jaw some.
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Oh, good.
Come on. Sit down.
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Okay.
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Oh, so, uh... so what do
you want to talk about?
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Well... just one girl
to another, Elaine--
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are you religious?
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Oh, well, um...
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well, yeah, in a way.
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My parents are very
religious, so I...
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Why is that such
a tricky question?
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I don't know.
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Now you ask me if I'm religious.
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Are you religious, Simka?
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For sure.
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If you were religious,
and you believed in the beauty
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and the spiritual nature
of your faith...
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but then your spiritual advisor
told you to do something
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that would just make
your flesh crawl,
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what would you do?
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I'd get another
spiritual advisor.
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American girls--
that is the stuff.
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"Watch out, baby,
here we come!"
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It's not so simple for me.
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Let's just talk about men.
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Something less
tricky, right?
(chuckles)
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For instance, what is Tony like?
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Oh, Tony, he's the best.
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What's Alex like?!
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Why are you shouting?
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I'm not shouting.
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Yes, you are; you said,
"What's Alex like?!"
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Is he a nice guy?
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00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,935
Why don't you just tell me
what you want to know?
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I was wondering...
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about you and Alex.
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Did you?
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Um...
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(chuckles)
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Ooh... um...
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(laughs)
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Simka, to tell you the truth,
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I'd say "no" no matter
what the truth was.
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Thank you for leveling with me,
Elaine.
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Simka...
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00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:36,600
what is going on?
264
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:41,272
Nothing.
It does not make any difference.
265
00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:45,142
Whatever I do, my life will be
miserable for as long as I live,
266
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:48,278
if I'm unlucky enough
to live long.
267
00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:51,615
And what is this wretched curse
that contaminates
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my one life on the Earth?!
269
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,886
Simka, what's going on?
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00:15:55,954 --> 00:16:00,590
Nothing.
It's just girl talk, Elaine.
271
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,962
I'm going
to be going now.
272
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,598
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?
273
00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:11,035
I don't know, to the movies
or to the gallows, maybe.
274
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,704
But I tell you something,
Elaine,
275
00:16:13,771 --> 00:16:15,873
we must do this more often.
276
00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:18,809
Bye.
277
00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:23,213
Bye.
278
00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:29,486
(knocking)
279
00:16:32,156 --> 00:16:33,157
Oh, Simka, hello.
280
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,591
What are you doing here?
281
00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:39,029
Well, you see, because Latka
has had sex with someone
282
00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:40,564
he works with, our priest
283
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,767
has said that I also
must have sex
284
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,301
with someone
he works with,
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00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:46,203
if we wish to
remain married.
286
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,806
And we decided that the last man
287
00:16:48,873 --> 00:16:51,842
to enter the dinner party
would be the one.
288
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,544
And as you know, you were tardy.
289
00:16:57,849 --> 00:16:59,783
May I come in?
290
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:04,889
Yeah. I-I don't think
I understand any of this,
291
00:17:04,956 --> 00:17:06,223
but come in.
292
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,859
I suppose you want to have
someone to talk to, right?
293
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,394
Talk is cheap.
294
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:11,795
I want your body.
295
00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:17,134
(chuckles)
296
00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:18,769
You're not serious,
are you?
297
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:20,137
It won't take long.
298
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,806
I know you have
to go to work soon.
299
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:26,042
I just want to have sex with
you, and then I'll run along.
300
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:27,511
No, no, no, Simka.
Stop this.
301
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,946
Stop, stop it
right now, stop it!
302
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:32,282
Alex, if you do not help us,
303
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,685
Latka and I must circle
each other once
304
00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,620
and complete
the ancient divorce ritual.
305
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,756
And I will do
anything to keep
that from happening.
306
00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:43,226
See?
Smooth, milky white-- yours.
307
00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:45,061
No, no, Simka, Simka!
308
00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:47,965
That's barbaric, you know that?
309
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:50,534
Are you telling me that
in that religion of yours,
310
00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:52,335
that, uh, two wrongs
actually make a right?
311
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:56,306
"In that religion of yours"?
312
00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:57,841
Do you mock us?
313
00:17:57,909 --> 00:18:01,544
Do I mock you
because you do
not eat animals
314
00:18:01,612 --> 00:18:04,648
with cloven hooves unless
they chew their cud? No!
315
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,651
Your people knew
that it was unhealthy.
316
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,086
Please, Simka...
317
00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:12,123
And our people know
that you cannot have
intimacy again
318
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,624
without knowing
the pain of infidelity
319
00:18:13,691 --> 00:18:15,960
that the other one
went through.
320
00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:18,295
Ours, like yours, is
a profound tradition
321
00:18:18,362 --> 00:18:21,465
of tolerance,
brotherhood
and faith!
322
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:25,269
Now, peel me like a grape
so I can get out of here.
323
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:32,776
You can't actually
tell me
324
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:34,478
that cheating
on Latka is gonna do
325
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,648
anything but make
things worse.
326
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:42,686
It is not bad enough
I have to be here,
327
00:18:42,753 --> 00:18:45,155
now you're playing
hard to get?
328
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,626
You want to be seduced?
329
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,428
Okay.
330
00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:54,965
Oh... I never felt
like this before!
331
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,234
My legs are like
jelly, oh!
332
00:18:57,301 --> 00:19:00,337
You make me feel
like a little girl!
333
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:02,406
You make me feel
like a woman!
334
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,908
You make me feel
like a flying horse!
335
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:07,911
What do you want?!
What do you want?!
336
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,680
Sanity. Sanity.
337
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:11,649
Just one moment
of sanity, that's all.
338
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,917
Sanity.
339
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:22,859
Alex... please,
340
00:19:22,927 --> 00:19:25,495
you have to help me.
341
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:31,234
Otherwise, Latka and I will
really have to get a divorce.
342
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:33,971
Simka, I am not going
to make love to you.
343
00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:51,721
I'm sorry.
344
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,360
I'm gonna take you home.
345
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:07,071
Listen, it's, uh...
it's cold.
346
00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:09,273
Better button up.
347
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,513
Okay.
348
00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:31,228
Oh, I'm glad
to see you, Alex.
349
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:35,965
I stayed with Latka
because apparently he...
350
00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,167
he has some trouble,
351
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:42,339
and I only wish
I could follow it.
352
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,807
It seems...
353
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,743
No, Jim, Jim, Jim,
don't worry about it.
354
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,145
Everything is
all right now.
355
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,480
Alex, Simka and I are
both grateful to you.
356
00:20:50,548 --> 00:20:52,248
Now get out of my
sight, you swine.
357
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,689
I have bad news
for you, my darling.
358
00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:02,492
I have been
faithful to you.
359
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,129
Oh, no!
360
00:21:06,197 --> 00:21:12,002
Now this is where
I get confused.
361
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,770
If I can get over this part,
362
00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:15,572
I know I can help him.
363
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,107
Yeah, Jim, just hold it.
364
00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:23,714
So we must part now forever,
my beloved.
365
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,715
Latka! Latka, you're not going
366
00:21:25,783 --> 00:21:27,618
to go through with this,
are you?
367
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:31,721
Alex, we must.
It is the only way.
368
00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:34,992
Are you ready
to complete the circle?
369
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:39,863
I must take one last look
at you as my wife.
370
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:44,168
Simka,
you will always have my heart.
371
00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:46,102
I don't need it without you.
372
00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:50,407
I will miss you.
373
00:21:50,474 --> 00:21:54,678
I will miss your touch.
374
00:21:54,746 --> 00:22:00,851
I will miss the children
we could have had together.
375
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,919
Good-bye, Latka.
376
00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:37,621
Are they unhappy...
377
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,792
...b-because
they got divorced?
378
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,793
Yeah.
379
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,897
Why don't they just
get married again?
380
00:22:47,965 --> 00:22:49,899
It's not that
simple, Jim.
381
00:22:49,967 --> 00:22:51,902
You think they'd go
through this kind of hell
382
00:22:51,969 --> 00:22:54,037
if they could
just marry again?
383
00:22:59,543 --> 00:23:02,545
We must seek the
Reverend Gorky right away!
384
00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:04,380
Jim, thank you!
385
00:23:04,448 --> 00:23:05,716
Mwa!
386
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:07,885
Thank you very much.
387
00:23:07,952 --> 00:23:10,386
Let's try to make it work
this time.
388
00:23:17,761 --> 00:23:19,329
Piece of cake.
389
00:23:26,904 --> 00:23:30,807
(theme song playing)
390
00:23:53,898 --> 00:23:55,498
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
391
00:23:55,566 --> 00:23:56,766
(man grumbling)
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