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(theme music playing)
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Shuffle.
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All right?
Yeah.
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We'll shuffle it again,
all right?
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Can I show you guys
a card trick?
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Yeah, sure.
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Go ahead.
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Uh, could I have
a little room here?
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Okay, it's
all right.
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JIM:
Okay, now.
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Latka, pick a card,
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show it to Tony and Alex.
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Okay.
And put it back
in the deck.
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I got it.
All right.
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Okay, here you go.
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All right.
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Now here comes the good part.
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I'm gonna magically
make Latka's card
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rise to the top of the deck.
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(grunts)
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What was your card?
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The queen of spades.
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Voila!
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Not only has your card
risen to the top of the deck,
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but it has changed
into the ace of diamonds.
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Oh, Jim.
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No, no, he's right.
He was lucky.
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Let me see you
do that again.
No, no, no.
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Always leave them wanting more.
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Thank you very much.
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Guys, I need some advice.
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Yeah?
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I have a very important
decision to make,
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and it's driving me crazy.
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I was just offered a job
as manager
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of this terrific new art gallery
in Seattle.
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It-it's small now,
but it has potential,
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and I can grow with it.
Oh.
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Seattle is
a great town.
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I got friends there.
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Well, that's one strike
against it.
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But the other drawback-- here
I'd have to uproot my family,
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you know, and leave
my-my friends and everything,
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Yeah.
and-and reestablish myself
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in a strange community
3,000 miles away.
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So, what do you
think I should do?
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I don't know.
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I don't know either.
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You know, but I had to make
a decision like this once.
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It was the crossroads
of my life.
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Maybe if I told you about it,
it would help you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good, 'cause I'd love
to tell it.
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(crowd cheering)
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You remember our strategy
for the fight, don't you, kid?
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Yeah, Jack, uh, don't
lead with my right,
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uh, keep moving,
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uh, work the body
and watch out for the left hook,
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and, above all, flatter the bum.
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What?
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Flatten the bum.
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Flatten him.
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Oh, that makes
more sense.
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Makes more sense?
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Why would go out and flatter
someone you were gonna fight?
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Psychological ploy?
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Oh, I guess if he's wearing
a particularly nice
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pair of shorts, it couldn't hurt
to mention it.
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Hello, Jack.
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Frank.
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Like to talk to
your boy here.
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Uh, no, Frank,
he's a good kid.
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He's a good kid.
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(door closes)
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Heard a lot
about you.
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Heard you have
real promise.
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Yeah.
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Gonna win a
lot of fights.
Yeah.
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But you're not
gonna win tonight.
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Wilkes is gonna drop you
in the third round.
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Gee, no wonder Jack didn't
want you to talk to me.
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You're so discouraging.
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I represent
some people
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who've bet a lot of
money against you.
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Oh, no.
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Are they right very often?
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Oh, wait,
don't tell me, man.
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This could
shake my confidence.
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Think I better try a
different approach.
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I want you to
take a dive.
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In the third round.
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In the ring.
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Tonight.
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You want me
to throw the fight?
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That's what
I'm asking.
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I thought so.
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Well, you can forget it.
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You cooperate,
we'll make things easy for you.
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Money, training,
uh, good fight dates.
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You know, a chance to move up.
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Losing this
fight could be
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the best thing you ever
did for your career.
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But you cross me,
you're gonna be sorry.
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Hey, you know,
you're the kind of guy
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that gives Italians a bad name.
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I'm not Italian.
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Well, do they know
you're doing this?
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Think it over, kid.
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Don't be a sap.
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I'm sorry, Tony,
but these kind of things happen.
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It's okay. Just tell me
what round you're going down in,
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so I can help you
make it look good.
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Ah, forget it.
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You ain't gonna have to do that,
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'cause I ain't laying down
for that guy.
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Tony, think about it.
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Frank must have made
some good offers.
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Money, fights, a better manager.
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Better manager? What do I need
a better manager for?
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I got you, Jack. When it comes
to training fighters,
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you wrote the book, bud.
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I know you think so,
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but I'm not that great.
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I mean, jumping rope
for timing,
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I didn't really think that up.
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How about, how about
running for stamina?
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I hate to burst
your bubble, kid,
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but, uh, that's older than
jumping rope.
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How about improving
the speed of my punches
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by shaving my forearms?
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You mean,
my wind resistance theory?
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See?
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The point is
you're a great manager.
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And we're gonna go out there
together, and we're gonna win.
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I'm proud of
you, Tony.
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You got a lot of guts
standing up to those guys.
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I'm gonna be with you
all the way, in spirit.
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What do you mean "in spirit"?
I mean, ain't you
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gonna be in my corner?
Don't you care?
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Of course, I care.
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And I want to hear
all about it after the fight.
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You call me at my sister's
place in Union City.
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Use a pay phone.
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I'll call you.
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See ya.
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(door closes)
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Yeah, well,
I'm glad you're gone.
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I don't need your help anyway.
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I don't need nobody's help.
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I'll win this fight alone
with nobody's help.
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Excuse me, somebody, please!
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Banta, Wilkes,
no head butting, no low blows.
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In the event of a knockdown,
go to a neutral corner.
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Shake hands.
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And good luck.
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Hey, I feel sorry for you, man.
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You're fighting an angry man
with a cause.
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And I hope you bet
a lot of money
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on your boy, 'cause you're gonna
lose it tonight, see?
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I'm gonna pulverize him.
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(bell rings)
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You're going down hard
tonight, man.
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Tony Banta don't take
no dives for nobody.
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I know, man. That's why they
got me to take the dive.
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You're taking the dive?
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That's right!
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You're a disgrace!
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I know, man, but tag me a good
one so I can go down, okay?
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Break it up!
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No, man, I don't want
no part of this.
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Come on, man,
I need the dough!
No, no.
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(grunts)
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Go to a neutral
corner.
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Six, seven...
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How do you live with yourself?
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...eight, nine, ten!
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You're out!
(crowd cheering)
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Oh, Tony, that was a tough
decision you had to make.
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I respect your choice.
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It makes me want to hear
what you think I should do.
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Well, I'm flattered.
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I think you should ask Alex.
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No, Tony.
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Now, look, I don't want
that responsibility.
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Ahh...
Thank you.
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Tony, I want to hear
what you think.
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Okay, here goes.
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Think you should wait.
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Think you should hang in there,
stay cool, and sooner or later,
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even though he says
he's not going to,
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Alex is gonna tell you
what to do.
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Hey, come on, Tony.
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Nardo, you're wasting
your time
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listening to
Profiles in Sewage here.
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You want some
real help?
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You listen to a
success story-- mine.
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I don't want
to hear this story.
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Oh, I do, I do.
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I have been looking for
something to fill the void
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ever since my last canker sore.
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(laughs)
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(groans)
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Come on, Louie, tell.
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I was at the lowest point
in my life--
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toiling at a menial,
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dead-end job,
far beneath my dignity
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as a human being.
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Hey, what were you doing, Louie?
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I was a cabdriver.
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What?!
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Only $25 for an entire shift?
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Oh, this is just terrible.
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It's terrible.
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I know how you feel, son.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll give you a little something
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that'll pick your spirits up
a wee bit.
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A little slice of heaven.
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A piece of my wife's
peach pie.
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You know, I was saving it
for myself for lunch,
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but I'm thinking that
you'll need it more than I do.
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(chuckles)
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(blowing nose)
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Oh, you still haven't
cured that cold yet,
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have you, Phillipe?
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Well, let me set aside
cab 512 for you.
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It's got the best heater
in the fleet.
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Thanks a lot.
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Top o' the morning
to you, Louie.
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Cram it up your bagpipe.
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Well, it
so happens
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I've got a little something here
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that'll make you feel
a tad happier.
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Forget it.
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Your wife's peach slop
gives me the trots.
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Anybody for a game
of strip poker?
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A pair or better
to open, Lydia.
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Whoo!
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Uh, Louie?
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Yeah?
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Could I have a
word with you?
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Ah, sure.
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See, I-I've got to take my
sister to the doctor's.
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Nothing serious,
mind you.
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Oh, you don't know
how relieved I am.
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Well, you see,
you're the only man
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who knows this job
as well as I do, so if you
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could take charge of the office
for a couple of hours,
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I'd be everlastingly grateful
to you for the wee favor.
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(laughing):
Are you kidding?
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You want me to give up
two hours of tips and fares
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to sit in the cage
while you're off goldbricking
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at a doctor's office? Ha!
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I'm sorry it has to come
to this, but, uh,
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if you force me
to order you, Louie, I will.
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Go on, go on.
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00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,655
Aw, come on.
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(speaking indistinctly)
Eh...
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All right, all right.
259
00:12:13,198 --> 00:12:14,331
All right, but don't think
260
00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,968
you're gonna make
a habit of this.
All right.
261
00:12:17,035 --> 00:12:19,604
How about letting them know
who's in charge here?
262
00:12:19,671 --> 00:12:21,772
Uh, attention, everybody!
263
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,742
Hey, wh-what's the
matter with this,
it doesn't work?
264
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,712
Now, why would a person
want to blast their voice
265
00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:31,181
over a loudspeaker when they
could talk to them very...
266
00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:33,384
Now, hear this!
267
00:12:33,451 --> 00:12:35,319
For the next two hours,
268
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:38,622
Louie De Palma,
totally against his will,
269
00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:41,792
is gonna be squandering
his precious talent
270
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:46,397
sitting in a cage doing a job
a chimpanzee could do.
271
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,835
Louie, I'll be
back shortly.
272
00:12:52,237 --> 00:12:55,606
Uh, I'm sorry,
but I'll be making it up to you.
273
00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:58,142
I promise. In fact,
you know, I'll tell you what.
274
00:12:58,209 --> 00:13:00,411
I'll get me missus
to bake a Brown Betty
275
00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,747
for the company picnic--
how's that?
276
00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:05,583
Yeah, who's gonna
bring the Bromo?
277
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,520
All right, all right,
278
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:13,657
let's get some butts
on the road here.
279
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:15,693
Um...
280
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,096
Rodriguez, cab 222.
281
00:13:19,163 --> 00:13:20,464
Louie,
282
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,966
Tom said I could have cab 512.
283
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,701
'Cause I got a cold,
and it's got the best heater.
284
00:13:24,736 --> 00:13:27,537
Did he say he'd wipe
your nose for you, too?
285
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:31,675
Beat it! This job stinks enough
without being a baby-sitter.
286
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:32,943
Louie.
287
00:13:33,011 --> 00:13:34,344
What?
288
00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:36,847
Five bucks for a
cab with a heater?
289
00:13:41,452 --> 00:13:44,088
(choral music playing)
290
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,600
Yeah, I was
around then.
291
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,302
It took Louie one week
292
00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:00,604
to undermine
poor old Tom's authority,
293
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:01,839
shake his confidence
294
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,175
and drive him right
into retirement.
295
00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:06,577
Thanks for spoiling
the ending, Reiger!
296
00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:09,446
Aw, what the hell,
I'll tell you anyway.
297
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,714
Oh.
298
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:12,216
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
299
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:15,219
I wasn't the end of the world
for that old geezer.
300
00:14:15,286 --> 00:14:18,055
He became a crosswalk guard.
301
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:21,058
So, uh, what was
Louie's crossroad,
302
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,861
when he decided to crawl
out from under the rock?
303
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,329
No, it was, uh...
304
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:27,664
In fact, no, that's
what it was.
305
00:14:27,699 --> 00:14:29,966
Oh, come on, you guys,
help me decide this.
306
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:30,967
Yeah, yeah.
307
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,103
Let's see, let's see.
308
00:14:33,171 --> 00:14:34,871
Uh...
309
00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:39,176
e-excuse me, fellas.
310
00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:42,312
I have a story
to tell Elaine.
311
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,516
Hey, Jim, does it have
anything to do with what
we're talking about?
312
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:48,119
One can only hope.
313
00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:49,653
(clears throat)
314
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:51,389
It was...
315
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:55,492
long ago, a simpler time.
316
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,371
These brownies are great.
317
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,373
I'm really stoned.
318
00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:14,244
(sitar music playing)
319
00:15:24,155 --> 00:15:26,557
Oh, wow. (chuckles)
320
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,091
Far out.
321
00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:31,328
Everything is just so beautiful!
322
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:35,232
I'm just embarrassed that you're
seeing me crying like a baby.
323
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,034
Gordon...
324
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,570
Gordon, you're not crying.
325
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:42,439
W-Well, what am I doing?
326
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,774
You're smiling and happy.
327
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,043
(chuckles):
Great! Great.
328
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,245
I'm smiling.
329
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:50,514
I'm happy.
330
00:16:00,291 --> 00:16:03,160
Jim, watch this.
331
00:16:03,227 --> 00:16:04,862
It is psychedelic.
332
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,364
Heather, I have
seen a lava lamp.
333
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:10,701
They're very colorful
and amusing for
about five seconds.
334
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,838
Now, let's go to the library
and do some studying.
335
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:16,239
Jimmy, sometimes
you are such a drag.
336
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,409
Hey, I like to party
as much as the next guy.
337
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,613
(laughs): Yeah, if the next guy
is a Quaker.
338
00:16:24,715 --> 00:16:29,153
Congratulations, Gordon, that
was almost a complete sentence.
339
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:32,890
Really?
340
00:16:34,892 --> 00:16:36,493
Well, if you
will excuse me,
341
00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:38,862
I have some studying
to do in the library.
342
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:41,131
Aw, Jim, Jim...
343
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:43,300
don't you understand?
344
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:46,070
Huh? I mean, all the studying,
345
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,706
all the books
and all the libraries
346
00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:52,008
and all the gymnasiums...
347
00:16:54,312 --> 00:16:56,746
I forgot my thought!
348
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,653
Jim, just sit down
for a while
349
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,788
and have a
brownie with us.
350
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:06,123
Oh, no.
351
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,259
Are those funny brownies?
352
00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:09,994
Funny brownies?
353
00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:12,897
Don't get cute, Heather.
354
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:14,432
You love it when I'm cute.
Oh, don't...
355
00:17:14,499 --> 00:17:16,867
All right, come on,
stop it, stop it, stop it.
356
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,502
Come on.
357
00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:21,571
(laughing):
Come on, I love it,
I love it, okay, I...
358
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:27,645
Now, come on, Heather,
what's in the brownies?
359
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:30,948
Sugar, eggs, chocolate,
marijuana, flour and walnuts.
360
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:34,384
You've been feeding us walnuts?!
361
00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:36,019
I-I will study here,
362
00:17:36,087 --> 00:17:38,088
but I can't have
any distractions
363
00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:41,057
because I'm doing
my term paper on
Plutarch's Lives.
364
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,359
So...
365
00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:44,461
the music and the brownies
have to go,
366
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:48,398
and I'm pulling the plug
on the groovy lamp.
367
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:50,500
(screams)
368
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:55,906
Oh, so what are we
supposed to do now?
369
00:17:57,441 --> 00:18:00,578
I have a suggestion:
we could study.
370
00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,612
Let's split.
371
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,917
Well, I'm taking
my lamp.
372
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,354
Later.
373
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,343
Heather, I think
we better have a talk.
374
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,280
I'll catch up
with you guys later.
375
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:38,516
Yo!
GORDON (muffled grunt):
Okay, Heather...
376
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,627
You've changed.
377
00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:52,630
Jimmy, I'm just
doing my own thing.
378
00:18:52,697 --> 00:18:54,131
You should try it.
379
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:55,566
When are you
gonna realize
380
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,768
that it's not just
doing your own thing,
381
00:18:57,835 --> 00:18:59,803
it's doing
the right thing?!
382
00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:02,640
We're not here to party
or to protest,
383
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,708
but to learn.
384
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:07,511
Who is gonna be
the leaders of tomorrow?
385
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:24,895
How did you guys beat me here?
386
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:31,602
Gordon, this is our room.
387
00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:34,505
I thought the ceiling
looked familiar.
388
00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:38,909
(sitar music continues)
389
00:19:38,976 --> 00:19:41,011
Really good band.
390
00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:46,584
And you think Mr. Fog over there
is more fun than I am?
391
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:49,920
Jimmy, I like it that you're
a serious, motivated person
392
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,590
who wants so much to
realize his potential,
393
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:54,992
but you've got
to have some fun.
394
00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:56,159
I know that!
395
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:58,829
Don't you think I want
to be a rounded person?
396
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,731
But I do have fun, though.
397
00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:02,966
The glee club is great fun.
398
00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:09,773
I don't need drugs to have fun!
399
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,408
I get high on life.
400
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:13,377
I very high on life.
401
00:20:13,444 --> 00:20:16,446
As a matter of fact,
I'm high right now!
402
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,850
Jimmy, everybody's
doing marijuana.
403
00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:24,288
It's something I enjoy,
and I want to share it
with my boyfriend.
404
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:25,755
Is that so terrible?
405
00:20:25,823 --> 00:20:28,492
The best available
research indicates
406
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,794
that for some people
it's habit-forming
407
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,963
and leads to harder drugs.
408
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:36,800
And, who knows, I could
be one of those people.
409
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:40,270
You can't reject it
until you try it.
410
00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:42,706
Come on, please?
(sighs):
Oh, Heather,
411
00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:45,876
first you nag me
into premarital sex.
412
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,181
Okay, I'll give you that.
413
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:54,485
Come on.
414
00:20:57,588 --> 00:20:59,923
For our relationship, okay?
415
00:21:01,692 --> 00:21:03,894
Okay.
416
00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:05,962
If I try it once,
417
00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:09,300
will you promise
never to bring it up again?
418
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:10,567
Yes.
419
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,105
Okay.
420
00:21:50,174 --> 00:21:51,808
I've done it.
421
00:21:51,876 --> 00:21:52,876
It's over with.
422
00:21:52,943 --> 00:21:54,778
I don't want to hear
about it again.
423
00:21:54,845 --> 00:21:57,113
And let's just hope
it's not habit-forming.
424
00:21:58,049 --> 00:21:59,783
Jimmy?
425
00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:06,923
Are you all right?
426
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,626
I'm fine.
427
00:22:09,694 --> 00:22:11,628
Now, let's go study.
428
00:22:41,225 --> 00:22:43,760
(theme song playing)
429
00:23:06,951 --> 00:23:08,252
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
430
00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:09,286
(man grumbling)
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