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(theme song playing)
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Hey.
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How are you doing?
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Good.
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How about you?
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Oh, pretty good.
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Who are you?
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Jim Ignatowski.
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My name is
Lucius Franklin.
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JIM:
Nice to meet you.
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Hi. Uh, I'm
Alex Reiger.
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I'm Tony Banta.
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Elaine Nardo.
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Lucius
Franklin.
Hi.
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Jim Ignatowski.
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Hi, Jim.
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Jim, we've been
your friends for
three years.
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Oh, then it's high time
we shook hands.
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So, uh,
your first day?
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Yes, it is.
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Is that
a Super
Bowl ring?
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Yes, I was
with the Pittsburgh Steelers
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when we won it in 1979.
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ALEX:
No kidding!
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Oh, and they gave you
a ring for that?
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How cute.
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Elaine, please.
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That ring is symbolic.
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This is Lucius
Franklin.
Oh.
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He-he played on one
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of the greatest
football teams of all time.
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He played
alongside Terry Bradshaw,
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Franco Harris,
Lynn Swann,
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John Stallworth...
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Tony, Tony, to be quite honest,
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I only practiced alongside
of those guys.
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I was third string.
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I was wondering why
I never heard of you.
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Hey, listen, Lucius, um,
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if you don't mind, you know,
we're really big football fans,
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and we got a lot of questions
we'd like to ask you.
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Go right ahead.
I don't mind.
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How come you guys
always slap each
other on the butt?
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Elaine!
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Too personal?
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Yes.
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Can I ask something?
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Don't you miss playing?
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Ain't being retired tough?
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Oh, I'm not retired.
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I got cut last season,
but I'll be back.
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I've already written
to a few teams for tryouts.
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Hey, that's great, that's great.
Good luck.
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Thank you.
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Ah, you know,
Lucius,
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you're not the
only professional
athlete around here.
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(clears throat)
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Mr. Banta used to be
a professional boxer.
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Yeah, yeah, well, but I...
but I can't come back.
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LUCIUS:
Why?
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Oh, just because
about a year ago,
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the dumb boxing commission
took my license away.
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Yeah, it was
a frivolous decision.
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They were trying
to save his life.
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You still working out?
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Oh, sometimes.
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Well, if you ever need someone
to work out with,
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why don't you let me know?
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You mean, you'd work out
with a washed-up
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has-been?
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No, but I'd work out with you
if you'd stop talking like that.
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Well, I'll try.
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Uh-huh.
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All right, listen up here.
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It's time to remind you hacks
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just who the boss is.
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Now, I understand
we have a new driver today,
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and I am gonna make an example
of him.
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Uh...
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(grunts)
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Lucius Franklin,
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get your carcass over here!
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Oh, I can't wait
to see this.
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(goofy growl)
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You shut your
mouth, you...
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You work for
me, right?!
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Right.
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Gawsh.
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All right, first of all,
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look at me,
look at me.
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If you don't like the cab
that I assign you,
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that's tough.
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And secondly...
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if you don't like
waiting around for cabs,
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that's hard cheese.
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I ain't finished.
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And finally,
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I am not your
answering service.
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If the news
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of your wretched
little life
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is so important
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that you must be
reached in my garage,
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then that convenience
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will cost you
five dollars.
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Understood?
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Yes.
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All right.
Go on, go on.
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Wait a minute.
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Why did you take that?
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When you accept a job,
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you play by the rules
and do the best you can.
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And you just never
forget that!
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But don't ever touch me.
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(groans)
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LUCIUS:
Come on!
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Come on, Tony! Come on, Tony!
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Work!
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(groans)
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51.
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(crying)
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Come on, man,
work it!
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152.
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Just two more now.
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Two more, Tony.
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Two? two, two.
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Three.
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(crying)
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54.
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(groans)
Three more!
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Three more now.
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Come on, Tony,
three more now.
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54.
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55. Way to work, baby.
Come on, one...
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Come on, one more.
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56. That's it.
(panting)
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Just ten more.
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Oh!
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My arms feel like
they're gonna fall off!
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No pain, no gain.
Yeah.
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Besides, you probably
only did 25 good ones.
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Where were you
when I was still fighting?
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Why? Weren't you
in good shape then?
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Oh, yeah. I was
rock solid.
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You should have
heard the thud when
I hit the canvas.
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Tony, you keep
saying things like that.
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But you really miss it,
don't you?
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Yeah, I miss it.
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Well, I've known
football players
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who were gonna retire
because they had a concussion.
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But they recovered
and made comebacks.
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Yeah, well, I wish
I could do that.
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Wishing won't make it happen.
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You should go to the doctor
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and appeal
to the boxing commission.
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Nah, they'd just turn me down,
Lucius.
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So you've given up
without even trying?
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Well, I don't know.
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Okay, I'll try.
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I'll go over
there right now.
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No, you won't.
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Right now you're gonna
do your sit-ups.
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I already did 250
sit-ups today.
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And only five good ones.
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Look, Lucius, I
can't do any more.
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I just ain't
got it in me.
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Sorry,
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but I can't let you quit,
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because I wouldn't want you
to let me quit.
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We got a symbiotic
relationship, Tony.
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Hey, uh, Lucius, uh,
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I don't know what you're
getting at here, but...
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...but I swear, I'm not the
least bit attracted to you.
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A symbiotic relationship means
we help each other out.
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I push you,
and you push me.
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Oh. Phew!
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But I guess
I can't push you.
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I guess I'm no good.
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I guess we'd both better quit.
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Oh, finally.
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But I'll tell you
something.
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And I've never told this
to anyone before,
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because I was afraid
they'd laugh at me.
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(laughs)
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Who'd laugh at you?
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That's right.
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So I'll tell you.
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Every time I think
about somebody quitting,
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I think about something
that happened
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when I was about this tall.
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I had a pet duck.
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I'm not laughing.
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The duck's name
was Rosalind.
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I'm still
not laughing.
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Then we're home free.
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Ah.
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One day, a car ran over
my little duck.
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Oh, poor Rosalind.
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So I picked her up
off the ground
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and started running
to the vet.
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I was eight.
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It was 12
miles away.
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Oh, I got tired,
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but every time I wanted
to stop running,
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I'd look at that little duck
fluttering in my hand,
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and I'd say to myself,
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"Do it for the duck."
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And I couldn't quit.
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Well...
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Well, did you make it
to the vet in time?
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Yeah. The vet said if I'd
gotten there a minute later,
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Rosalind wouldn't
have made it through.
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How many sit-ups do you want?
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Five thunderball
sit-ups.
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Aw, no!
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Come on, Tony.
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Do it for the duck.
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All right.
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(groaning)
Oh!
All right.
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I'm doing it
for the duck.
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(grunts)
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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How're you guys doing?
Great.
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You know, I've never been
in this good a shape.
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Yeah.
I can't
believe it.
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We just ran 14 miles
through the streets of New York.
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That's because you've never
been pushed hard enough before.
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Because I never
felt safe enough before.
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(phone ringing)
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Yo.
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Yeah, there's
a Lucius Franklin here.
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Who shall I say is calling?
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The Dolphins?
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Wow!
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I'm talking to a fish.
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Excuse me. I-I mean mammal.
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Boy, I knew you guys were smart.
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From Miami?!
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They can dial!
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Can I speak
to that fish?
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Oh, sure.
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Hello.
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Boy, now that
they're off the phone,
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there were so many things
I wanted to ask.
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Oh!
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Absolutely.
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Thank you very much.
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I've got a tryout
with the Miami Dolphins.
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All right,
Lucius, yeah!
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ALEX:
Lucius.
Hey, when you leaving?
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I should catch
a plane tonight.
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I'll call Bob Griese
and have him pick me up.
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You know Bob Griese?
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Know him?
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I once broke his ribs.
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Ah, the ties
that bind.
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Listen, Tony,
I expect you to let me know
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as soon as you recertify.
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Oh, yeah,
I will, Lucius.
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It would be great if
I knew before I left.
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Why don't you call them?
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Maybe they've already
made the decision.
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Oh, I don't...
I don't want to call now
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and ruin this good time
for you with my bad news.
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Hey, come on, Tony.
No. Call now.
No, come on, do it.
268
00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:40,264
Come on, come on,
call now.
269
00:11:40,298 --> 00:11:41,432
Oh, I'll call.
ELAINE:
Come on.
270
00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:42,600
You need a dime?
271
00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:44,501
I got one.
272
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:51,208
Yeah, hello.
273
00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:52,543
Uh, this is Tony Banta.
274
00:11:52,577 --> 00:11:54,846
Uh, I had a request in
for a license.
275
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,013
Yeah, sure.
276
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,448
Hey, I ain't
spoiling this party.
277
00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:58,883
No matter what they tell me,
278
00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:01,218
I'm telling you
that I got my license back.
279
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,387
Yeah.
280
00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:04,755
Yeah, okay.
281
00:12:04,789 --> 00:12:06,023
Yeah.
282
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:07,624
Sure. Thanks!
283
00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:09,227
I got my license back!
284
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,360
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
285
00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:11,528
Yeah, sure, Tony.
286
00:12:12,597 --> 00:12:14,699
I really did get
my license back!
287
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,166
Yeah, we know, Tony.
I mean it!
Yeah.
288
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,402
I know what I said,
but I mean...
It's okay, Tony.
289
00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:20,471
I really got my license back.
290
00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:21,939
Yeah, sure, Tony.
291
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,440
Hey, if I'm lying,
292
00:12:23,475 --> 00:12:25,442
you could punch me
right in the face.
293
00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:27,378
He got his license back.
294
00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:28,679
ALEX:
You got it back?
295
00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:30,080
(screaming)
Oh, that's great!
296
00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:32,150
That's fantastic!
I did it! I did it!
297
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,618
We did it!
298
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:34,952
That's terrific, Tony.
299
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,621
But I knew you'd do it.
300
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,455
I just wish I could
celebrate with you,
301
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,457
but I gotta go pack.
302
00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:43,928
Hey, it's been great
knowing all you guys.
303
00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:46,330
Aw, good luck to you.
304
00:12:46,364 --> 00:12:48,800
Hey, we'll be watching
you on TV, Lucius.
305
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,735
Say hello to Flipper.
306
00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:00,911
Good-bye, Lucius.
307
00:13:00,945 --> 00:13:02,513
Bye, Tony.
308
00:13:02,547 --> 00:13:05,649
TONY:
Hey, Lucius...
309
00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:07,819
can I drive you
to the airport?
310
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,320
Sure.
311
00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:11,289
(chuckles)
312
00:13:17,929 --> 00:13:20,097
ΒΆ
313
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:23,134
You know...
314
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,636
I never liked the idea
of Tony boxing,
315
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:28,139
but there's something
about his coming back
316
00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:30,807
that reminds me of dreams
that I once had,
317
00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:33,477
but then let slip away.
318
00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:34,078
Like what?
319
00:13:35,146 --> 00:13:36,747
No, I can't tell you.
320
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,349
Hmm?
No, it's too silly.
321
00:13:38,383 --> 00:13:40,151
No, come on, like what?
322
00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:43,154
Well...
323
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:47,057
there was a time when I wanted
to be Miss America.
324
00:13:47,091 --> 00:13:48,759
(laughs)
325
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,929
Why would you want
to be Miss America?
326
00:13:53,998 --> 00:13:56,133
To help mankind
throughout the world
327
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:59,136
and to uphold the ideals
of the Miss America pageant!
328
00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:00,771
You yutz!
329
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:02,272
Okay, okay.
330
00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:06,244
Oh, don't be embarrassed.
331
00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:11,916
We all have dreams.
332
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:16,587
My dreams used to change
constantly.
333
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:26,363
One minute I wanted to work
for world peace.
334
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:32,302
The next minute I wanted
to stamp out poverty.
335
00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:39,310
The next minute I wanted to eat
a chocolate chip cookie.
336
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:43,146
This big.
337
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:48,018
Hey, Tony!
338
00:14:48,052 --> 00:14:49,954
Hi, Duke.
339
00:14:49,988 --> 00:14:52,123
So, how'd the workout go?
340
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,824
Huh? Get the jab back?
341
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,127
How's your timing
on the speed bag?
342
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,262
I didn't work out today.
343
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,264
What do you mean
you didn't work out today?
344
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,732
You skipped yesterday, too.
345
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:03,934
I had a reason.
346
00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:05,302
Getting caught up
347
00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:07,304
in Family Feud is
not a great reason.
348
00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:09,373
Now I'd like to know
what today's is.
349
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,641
Now this had
better be good.
350
00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:12,543
I slept late.
351
00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:14,278
You slept through your workouts?
352
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:15,546
I had a hangover.
353
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,349
Sounds like you've got a
strict regimen there, Banta.
354
00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:20,350
Tony, you've got a fight
Wednesday night.
355
00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:21,552
Now what's going on?
356
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,053
I don't know, Alex.
357
00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:26,056
I mean, when Lucius was pushing
me, he made it seem easy.
358
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,891
But now I don't know
if it's worth it.
359
00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:29,827
All right, Family Feud...
360
00:15:29,861 --> 00:15:31,328
(clears throat)
361
00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:34,398
...sleeping late,
getting drunk--
362
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:37,334
I could help you do that.
363
00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:43,007
Hey, Alex.
What?
364
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,341
I need motivation.
365
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,744
I can't do it
by myself.
366
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:49,413
Are you asking me to take
the place of Lucius?
367
00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:50,881
Yes.
368
00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:52,717
Ah...
369
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,317
(sighs)
370
00:15:54,352 --> 00:15:55,986
All right, I will,
371
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,655
but I'm not a cheerleader.
372
00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,289
I can't give you
any of that power
373
00:15:59,323 --> 00:16:00,724
of positive thinking
stuff and tell you,
374
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,960
"Boy, if you really want it,
you're gonna get it."
375
00:16:02,994 --> 00:16:04,227
Now, I'm just gonna
be truthful with you.
376
00:16:04,262 --> 00:16:05,295
I'm just gonna
be honest with you.
377
00:16:05,329 --> 00:16:06,831
Win or lose,
you're gonna get hurt.
378
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,099
It's the nature
of the sport.
379
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,533
There are thousands
of boxers out there,
380
00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:11,502
and very few of them
ever become contenders.
381
00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:12,803
The purses are small,
the risks are great,
382
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:13,971
and, boy, there's
gonna come a time,
383
00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,206
when you're gonna
say to yourself,
384
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,740
"Why the hell
am I even here?"
Enough, Alex,
385
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,408
Not a cheerleader?
386
00:16:18,442 --> 00:16:19,877
That's putting
it lightly.
All right,
all right, all right.
387
00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:21,612
Okay, look,
look, I-I...
388
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:22,846
Look, I just want
to be realistic.
389
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,482
Now, come on, Tony,
yeah, let's admit it.
390
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,484
I mean, uh, you've got
a lot of work to do.
391
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:27,551
What was your record?
Yeah.
392
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,520
Nine and twenty-three.
393
00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:31,088
Eight and twenty-four?
394
00:16:31,122 --> 00:16:32,790
Well, I don't count
the Capasso fight.
395
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:33,690
That was a bad decision.
396
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:34,958
He knocked you out.
397
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,860
Oh, I mean the decision
to fight him.
398
00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:38,628
No, no, look, okay, look.
399
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:39,930
Let's face it.
400
00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:41,465
Now you got a lot
of hard work to do,
401
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:43,034
and I'm the one that's gonna
have to push you, right?
402
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,568
Right.
So let's go to the gym
right now.
403
00:16:44,602 --> 00:16:46,536
Oh, not now, Alex.
I don't feel like it.
404
00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,438
Okay.
Alex!
405
00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:49,606
Huh?
406
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,208
Oh, all right, uh, get
upstairs and change.
407
00:16:51,242 --> 00:16:52,509
We're going to
the gym now.
408
00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:54,745
I mean now and I'm not
taking no for an answer.
409
00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:55,545
How was that?
410
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,614
You're trying.
Yeah.
411
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,717
Louie?
412
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,519
Oh, Aunt Lucia.
413
00:17:02,553 --> 00:17:04,287
What brings you here?
414
00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:06,556
A terrible thing, Louie.
415
00:17:06,591 --> 00:17:09,093
Your Uncle Emilio died.
416
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:12,062
Oh, oh, poor Uncle Emilio.
417
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,097
Aw, gee.
418
00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:14,898
Well, what happened?
419
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,601
I just told you, he died.
420
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,704
No, I mean how, you old bat.
421
00:17:27,211 --> 00:17:30,647
He died a wonderful death, just
the way he would've liked it.
422
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:31,915
Oh, yeah?
423
00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:34,785
Yeah. You know how he used to
like to go to the park
424
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:35,786
and feed the animals?
425
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,053
Yeah.
426
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,857
Well, we found him laying
behind his favorite bench
427
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:44,327
with a squirrel running back
and forth across his face.
428
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:46,463
Aw, that's nice.
429
00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:50,667
Is, is there anything
I can do?
430
00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:53,537
Yeah, we need money to bury him.
431
00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:56,674
Oh.
432
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,610
Well, uh, if he liked
the park so much,
433
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:02,479
why don't you just
leave him where he is?
434
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:06,116
Don't say no to me, Louie.
435
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:09,386
I'm the only one in the family
who hasn't put a curse on you.
436
00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:14,458
Oh, look, there's
this, uh...
437
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,693
There's a boxing match
on Wednesday night,
438
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:20,964
and I got a thousand dollars
bet against that guy.
439
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:24,167
LOUIE: When he loses,
I'll give you $300.
440
00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:25,936
I need money to bury him.
441
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:29,005
I can't count on something
that may or may not happen.
442
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,241
May or may not happen?
443
00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:32,575
Watch this.
444
00:18:34,345 --> 00:18:36,279
(mutters):
Yeah, yeah... bagel.
445
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,251
Hey, Banta, watch out!
446
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,657
For what?
447
00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:48,625
Thanks for the
money, Louie!
448
00:18:51,128 --> 00:18:58,502
RING ANNOUNCER:
With a record of eight and 24and weighing in at 161 pounds,
449
00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:01,872
Tony... Banta!
450
00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:04,174
(audience cheering,
scattered booing)
451
00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:08,378
And the boxer on my left,
452
00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:09,980
wearing black trunks
with the white stripe,
453
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,716
in his first professional
fight...
454
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,051
Amateur.
455
00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:17,354
...with an amateur record
of 72 and one,
456
00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:22,025
and weighing in at 164 pounds,
457
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:26,530
the Albany Assassin,
Eddie Burke.
458
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,465
(loud cheering, whistling)
459
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:34,804
Ready now with the instructions,
Gene Lebell.
460
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:37,841
GENE:
Gentlemen, in the event
of a knockdown,
461
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,977
go to a neutral corner and don't
come out till I tell you.
462
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:43,681
Shake hands...
and good luck to both of you.
463
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:48,885
Hey, Banta, you make up
your mind yet?
464
00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:52,723
What's it gonna be,
blindfold or cigarette? (laughs)
465
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,560
Move over, move over, move over.
466
00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:58,796
(bell rings)
467
00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:16,780
Come on!
468
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:20,350
REF:
Keep them up.
469
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,797
(audience cheering
and whistling)
470
00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:38,935
Four, five,
471
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,804
six, seven,
Come on! Come on!
472
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:41,972
...eight.
473
00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:43,073
(bell rings)
474
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,210
(smatter of applause)
475
00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:49,146
Don't worry, Alex.
476
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:51,581
I think that punch
took a lot out of him.
477
00:20:51,615 --> 00:20:52,816
Yeah.
478
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,991
Go! Go!
479
00:21:01,025 --> 00:21:02,893
(bell rings)
480
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:16,339
Tony, Tony,
listen to me.
481
00:21:16,374 --> 00:21:17,674
You want to go on
with this?
482
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:19,143
I don't know, Alex.
483
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:20,444
This guy's too good for me.
484
00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:21,678
I got nothing left.
485
00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:22,912
Well, listen, that's it.
486
00:21:22,947 --> 00:21:24,681
I'm gonna, I'm gonna
throw the towel in.
487
00:21:24,715 --> 00:21:25,782
Throw it in, Alex.
488
00:21:25,816 --> 00:21:27,484
Okay.
489
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,586
The towel won't go.
490
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,854
Lucius!
491
00:21:30,888 --> 00:21:32,055
Tony, I couldn't
miss your fight.
492
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,324
I made the team,
and I wanted to see you win.
493
00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:36,593
That's great, Lucius.
Now let go of the towel.
494
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,130
Not you, him!
Oh.
495
00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:42,399
Now throw it in!
Right.
496
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:44,401
Come on, Tony,
you worked hard.
497
00:21:44,502 --> 00:21:46,236
You're in great shape.
498
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,004
All you need is
a knockout.
499
00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:49,973
Doesn't this crowd
fire you up?
500
00:21:50,007 --> 00:21:51,741
What crowd? They hate me.
501
00:21:51,776 --> 00:21:52,775
They're here for him.
502
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,811
I've never been cheered for
in my life.
503
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:55,945
They love you.
504
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:57,981
I'd appreciate it
505
00:21:58,015 --> 00:22:00,150
if everyone in this section
would root for Tony.
506
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,686
(chanting):
Tony! Tony!
507
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,553
You!
508
00:22:03,587 --> 00:22:04,554
Tony! You!
509
00:22:04,588 --> 00:22:05,555
Tony!
510
00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:06,890
Tony!
Tony!
511
00:22:06,924 --> 00:22:08,425
ALL:
Tony! Tony!
512
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:13,697
Tony! Tony! Tony!
Tony! Tony! Tony!
513
00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:15,799
Tony! Tony!
514
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:16,566
(bell rings)
Tony!
515
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,137
Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!
516
00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:23,240
(crowd cheering)
517
00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:25,275
For the duck, Tony.
518
00:22:25,309 --> 00:22:26,576
For the duck!
519
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,912
For the duck! For the duck!
520
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,180
The duck?
521
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,515
ALL:
For the duck!
For the duck! For the duck!
522
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:34,618
For the duck! For the duck!
For the duck!
523
00:22:34,652 --> 00:22:36,553
For the duck!
For the duck! For the duck!
524
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:38,688
For the duck! For the duck!
For the duck!
525
00:22:38,722 --> 00:22:40,424
For the duck!
For the duck! For the duck!
526
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:43,860
For the duck!
For the duck! For the duck!
527
00:22:43,894 --> 00:22:46,596
For the duck! For the duck!
For the duck!
528
00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:49,232
For the duck! For the duck!
For the duck!
529
00:22:49,266 --> 00:22:51,101
You okay?
530
00:22:51,135 --> 00:22:54,771
For the duck!
For the duck! For the duck!
531
00:22:54,805 --> 00:22:57,440
For the duck! For the duck!
For the duck!
532
00:22:57,475 --> 00:23:00,310
For the duck!
For the duck! For the duck!
533
00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,112
(chanting continues
throughout)
534
00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:06,817
For the duck!
535
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,022
(wild cheering)
536
00:23:20,131 --> 00:23:21,965
Don't get up. Don't get up.
537
00:23:40,151 --> 00:23:42,686
(theme song playing)
538
00:24:05,743 --> 00:24:07,410
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
539
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:08,545
(man grumbling)
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