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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,518 --> 00:00:03,488 [ Static ] 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:11,110 ♪♪ 3 00:00:11,149 --> 00:00:13,599 ♪ My dreams are all dead and buried ♪ 4 00:00:13,634 --> 00:00:16,404 ♪ Sometimes I wish that sun would just explode ♪ 5 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:18,710 ♪ When God takes me to his Kingdom ♪ 6 00:00:18,742 --> 00:00:21,372 ♪ I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go ♪ 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,640 ♪ I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go ♪ 8 00:00:23,678 --> 00:00:25,398 ♪ Let it blow 9 00:00:25,439 --> 00:00:27,819 ♪♪ 10 00:00:27,855 --> 00:00:29,165 My turn. 11 00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:30,581 Hell no.Hey, man, let me drive 12 00:00:30,616 --> 00:00:33,066 that thing, come on!Do not touch the trim! 13 00:00:35,794 --> 00:00:37,554 "You shall make no idols nor graven image, 14 00:00:37,589 --> 00:00:40,729 and you shall have no other gods before me." 15 00:00:40,764 --> 00:00:42,354 Now, what do y'all think he's talking about there? 16 00:00:42,387 --> 00:00:43,627 [ Door opens ] 17 00:00:43,664 --> 00:00:45,534 Hey, y'all want to see my new cooler? 18 00:00:45,562 --> 00:00:46,562 It's a Sasquatch. 19 00:00:46,598 --> 00:00:49,078 Early, please don't bring that cooler in here. 20 00:00:49,118 --> 00:00:50,398 Cooler? [ Chuckles ] 21 00:00:50,429 --> 00:00:52,359 The Sasquatch is more than just a cooler. 22 00:00:52,397 --> 00:00:53,607 It's a next-generation 23 00:00:53,639 --> 00:00:55,499 temperature-based refrigeration system. 24 00:00:55,538 --> 00:00:56,748 O-Okay, great. 25 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,370 Can we all just bow our heads in prayer? 26 00:00:58,403 --> 00:01:00,723 Y'all can, but my prayers have done and been answered, 27 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:04,370 because the Sasquatch has dual-axle-mounted mobility disc, 28 00:01:04,409 --> 00:01:06,449 contents-sealing containment hatch, 29 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,280 and onboard decanter libation liberation seal 30 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:11,660 remover accessory for accessing potable 31 00:01:11,692 --> 00:01:13,452 flavor beverage libations. 32 00:01:13,487 --> 00:01:15,247 Ooh, it's a little bottle opener. 33 00:01:15,282 --> 00:01:16,802 Bitch, don't you be touching my Sasquatch 34 00:01:16,835 --> 00:01:19,285 or I'll be coolin' your damn corpse in the sandwich crisper! 35 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,180 Okay, folks, let's just call it a Sunday. 36 00:01:21,219 --> 00:01:22,699 And it's powered by diesel. 37 00:01:22,737 --> 00:01:25,637 That's how Sasquatch keeps my beers cold 38 00:01:25,671 --> 00:01:27,231 and my good times chill. 39 00:01:27,259 --> 00:01:28,609 It's a next-generation 40 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,780 temperature-based refrigeration system. 41 00:01:30,814 --> 00:01:34,374 The high-efficiency diesel engine keeps my beers cold 42 00:01:34,404 --> 00:01:36,204 and my good times chill. 43 00:01:36,234 --> 00:01:38,584 Don't be bringing your own beers to my bar. 44 00:01:38,615 --> 00:01:42,135 Fine, Sasquatch is built for the rugged outdoors anyhow. 45 00:01:42,171 --> 00:01:44,211 Sasquatch strong, baby! 46 00:01:47,279 --> 00:01:48,869 Welcome to Ball-Mart.No, no, no, no, no. 47 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:50,281 I done told you, Early, 48 00:01:50,317 --> 00:01:52,277 you can't showboat that cooler in here. 49 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:54,179 Why? Ain't nobody gonna confuse it 50 00:01:54,217 --> 00:01:56,357 with your jacked-up low-rent Ball-Mart brand. 51 00:01:56,392 --> 00:01:58,362 The Malamute is a good cooler. 52 00:01:58,394 --> 00:02:01,914 [ Scoffs ] I wouldn't bathe a dog in a Malamute. 53 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:04,539 I would not cool my piss in a Malamute! 54 00:02:04,572 --> 00:02:06,712 Buy something or get out, Early. 55 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:09,437 All right, I guess I'll buy me a bag of ice. 56 00:02:09,474 --> 00:02:12,684 Whoop, my Sasquatch has still got the same ice from last week. 57 00:02:12,718 --> 00:02:14,548 I guess I'm good. 58 00:02:14,582 --> 00:02:16,862 Get on, and don't come back unless you gonna buy something. 59 00:02:16,895 --> 00:02:18,375 Oh, I'll be back. 60 00:02:18,414 --> 00:02:20,244 When hell freezes over! 61 00:02:20,278 --> 00:02:23,868 And even then, hell still won't be as damn cold as a Sasquatch! 62 00:02:23,902 --> 00:02:25,802 [ Early and Granny coughing ] 63 00:02:25,835 --> 00:02:29,175 Keeps my beers cold and my good times chill. 64 00:02:29,218 --> 00:02:31,528 Yeah, I know. 65 00:02:31,565 --> 00:02:35,355 You put this sticker on the back of my head. 66 00:02:35,396 --> 00:02:37,426 Not everybody gets the hat. 67 00:02:37,467 --> 00:02:39,257 Daddy, didn't you say the Sasquatch 68 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:40,847 was built for the rugged outdoors? 69 00:02:40,884 --> 00:02:42,274 Outdoors, indoors. 70 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,540 Where I go, my Sasquatch goes. 71 00:02:44,578 --> 00:02:47,578 Oh, yeah, I'ma just cut this off a second. 72 00:02:47,615 --> 00:02:50,445 You best re-crank my Sasquatch, boy. 73 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:58,391 Don't you never unchill my good times again. 74 00:02:59,351 --> 00:03:00,901 Hey, there's Early. 75 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:02,389 Hey, Earl. Go, Dawgs! 76 00:03:02,423 --> 00:03:04,463 Sic 'em! Woof, woof! 77 00:03:04,494 --> 00:03:06,814 Woof? Hey, what the hell? 78 00:03:06,841 --> 00:03:09,221 All right, good game. We'll see y'all later. 79 00:03:09,258 --> 00:03:11,738 Wait, wait, just hold on, Early. 80 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:13,467 Anybody want a cold drink? 81 00:03:13,503 --> 00:03:15,573 A cold drink? Out of a Malamute? 82 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:17,889 [ Laughs ] How the hell you gonna make that happen? 83 00:03:17,921 --> 00:03:19,891 You don't even have a Malamute hat. 84 00:03:19,923 --> 00:03:21,893 I'll bet they don't even make hats. 85 00:03:21,925 --> 00:03:24,375 Why, I-I'm sure they have hats. They don't. 86 00:03:24,411 --> 00:03:26,381 I looked it up on my Wi-Fi hotspot. 87 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:28,973 Does your Malamute have a Wi-Fi hotspot? 88 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,351 I -- Well, I didn't see it on the lid. 89 00:03:31,383 --> 00:03:33,393 I'll bet you it's on the bottom.Just stop, Sheriff. 90 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:35,630 Oh, no. My guac. 91 00:03:35,663 --> 00:03:38,943 Your sad little plastic tub ain't got no hotspot, 92 00:03:38,977 --> 00:03:41,637 'less you count the entire inside of the cooler 93 00:03:41,669 --> 00:03:44,569 where it's supposed to be cool. 94 00:03:44,603 --> 00:03:45,883 Burn! 95 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:47,465 Access denied. 96 00:03:47,503 --> 00:03:49,853 Unregistered user. Access denied. 97 00:03:49,884 --> 00:03:52,754 Stop it. Do that three times, it'll wipe my preferences. 98 00:03:52,784 --> 00:03:54,614 Why won't it open? 99 00:03:54,648 --> 00:03:57,858 Uh, 'cause it's got a biometric fingerprint-activated lock, 100 00:03:57,892 --> 00:04:01,692 and the key is right here. 101 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:03,314 Hello, Glenn. 102 00:04:03,346 --> 00:04:04,866 Uh, just what kind of cooler is this beast? 103 00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:06,939 It's not a cooler, jackass. 104 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:08,560 It's a next-generation... 105 00:04:08,593 --> 00:04:10,633 Both: Temperature-based refrigeration system. 106 00:04:10,664 --> 00:04:12,324 Yeah, I'm Sasquatch nation, too. 107 00:04:12,355 --> 00:04:14,555 See the hat? Yeah, I got me a hat, as well. 108 00:04:14,599 --> 00:04:16,289 Well, then you'll recognize the flagship 109 00:04:16,325 --> 00:04:18,945 of the Sasquatch line -- the Himalaya, baby. 110 00:04:18,982 --> 00:04:22,402 It comes with subzero beverage-extraction tongs. 111 00:04:22,434 --> 00:04:23,644 Every time you put your hand in there, 112 00:04:23,677 --> 00:04:25,397 it's a frostbite risk, bro. 113 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:27,057 Shit, highly doubtful. 114 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:28,724 Oh, is that right? Grab a cold one, then. 115 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:29,821 Hello, Glenn. 116 00:04:29,855 --> 00:04:31,955 Roll the dice. 117 00:04:31,995 --> 00:04:34,095 Granny, get in there and fetch me a tall boy. 118 00:04:34,135 --> 00:04:35,475 Huh? 119 00:04:35,516 --> 00:04:37,756 I should probably use the tongs. 120 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:39,384 No tongs. Go in raw dog.Aah! 121 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,797 I want to see how this shakes out. 122 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,903 [ Coughs ] You went with the Mastadon? 123 00:04:43,938 --> 00:04:47,428 You know Sasquatch is moving to zero-emission coolers, right? 124 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:50,739 Sorry, Glenn, I can't hear you over the masculine hum 125 00:04:50,773 --> 00:04:52,913 of clean-burnin' diesel fuel. 126 00:04:52,947 --> 00:04:55,567 Dude, they don't even release firmware for that anymore. 127 00:04:55,605 --> 00:04:58,395 They're gonna brick those at the end of the year. 128 00:04:58,436 --> 00:04:59,706 Global warming, bro. 129 00:04:59,747 --> 00:05:01,087 Ugh, here we go. 130 00:05:01,128 --> 00:05:03,988 All right, Poindexter, if global warming is real, 131 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:06,407 then where did I get this ice cube, huh? 132 00:05:06,444 --> 00:05:07,894 You took it out of your cooler, asshole. 133 00:05:07,928 --> 00:05:09,138 Yeah, that don't prove nothing, Daddy. 134 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:10,620 [ Coughing ] 135 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:12,995 Dude, shut off that rolling smokestack. 136 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:14,896 You're scaring off all the talent. 137 00:05:14,935 --> 00:05:16,345 Well, come on! I'm a man. 138 00:05:16,385 --> 00:05:17,625 I can look! 139 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:23,532 H-Here's y-your b-b-b-beer. 140 00:05:23,564 --> 00:05:25,124 Oh, my God, Granny! 141 00:05:25,152 --> 00:05:29,742 I said beer, not grapefruit jalapeño Hefeweizen doppelbock. 142 00:05:29,777 --> 00:05:31,607 Aah! Cold enough for you? 143 00:05:31,641 --> 00:05:34,581 And ironic, too, 'cause it's powered by the sun. 144 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:36,580 Climate change is a damn hoax! 145 00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,792 Rusty, rev my cooler to prove my point. 146 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:40,411 It's out of gas. 147 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:42,003 Well, I'm out of patience with a damn company 148 00:05:42,031 --> 00:05:43,931 that chooses tree-huggin' bullshit 149 00:05:43,964 --> 00:05:46,174 over cold beers and chill good times! 150 00:05:46,207 --> 00:05:48,107 Uh, you gonna clean up my tailgate here? 151 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,900 Sweep up your grandma. We's gone. 152 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:55,079 Hey, Sasquatch, you love huggin' trees so much, 153 00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:58,153 how 'bout you hug this tree right now?! 154 00:05:58,185 --> 00:06:01,975 Sasquatch, you can kiss my ass-quatch! 155 00:06:04,812 --> 00:06:06,502 God damn it! 156 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:09,088 Granny: Ain't you got to smush the cooler to make your point? 157 00:06:09,127 --> 00:06:11,607 Oh, you think? You a damn scientist now? 158 00:06:11,647 --> 00:06:14,547 Sasquatch, you can kiss my ass-quatch! 159 00:06:14,581 --> 00:06:17,071 Aah! Ow! 160 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,590 I told you the tree was leaning that way. 161 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:24,070 Sasquatch, you can kiss my ass-quatch! 162 00:06:24,107 --> 00:06:26,697 Damn it. Who picked this tree? 163 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:28,661 Kiss my ass-quatch! 164 00:06:28,698 --> 00:06:30,418 Okay, now, push it, push it, push it. 165 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:32,839 Other way! It's going toward the house! 166 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:36,425 Aw, that's where we lived. 167 00:06:36,465 --> 00:06:38,425 Kiss my ass-quatch! 168 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:43,677 [ Metal grinding ] 169 00:06:43,713 --> 00:06:45,583 Rusty: That's a cellphone tower, Daddy. 170 00:06:45,612 --> 00:06:50,132 No, these wooden trees is being led by a robot master tree. 171 00:06:50,168 --> 00:06:52,788 Die, you damn android from outer space! 172 00:06:52,826 --> 00:06:56,756 Okay, Sasquatch, seems like all the trees are on your side, 173 00:06:56,795 --> 00:06:58,895 so I burned 'em all in a fire, 174 00:06:58,935 --> 00:07:00,725 and I burned your cooler in there, too. 175 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:02,075 See it, Sasquatch? 176 00:07:02,111 --> 00:07:05,871 [ Laughs] Kiss my ass-quatch! 177 00:07:05,908 --> 00:07:07,978 I'm -- I'm not seeing the cooler here. 178 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:09,533 Where is it? 179 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:12,467 It's in there. You heard me say it, didn't you? 180 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:14,501 Well, it might be more impactful 181 00:07:14,537 --> 00:07:16,467 if we saw you pushing it into the fire. 182 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:18,955 And when you direct your own viral video film, 183 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,720 maybe you can make that decision. 184 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,580 I'm challenging people with my art. 185 00:07:22,614 --> 00:07:25,794 But, uh, Sasquatch already has your money. 186 00:07:25,824 --> 00:07:27,244 Yeah? 187 00:07:27,274 --> 00:07:31,694 So now you're out the money and the cooler. 188 00:07:31,727 --> 00:07:34,067 But I-I got this videotape I made 189 00:07:34,108 --> 00:07:36,588 and, uh, this hurts their feelings. 190 00:07:36,628 --> 00:07:38,598 Why are you still wearing the gear? 191 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:40,250 What the -- Get this rugged, high-quality, 192 00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:42,737 one size fits all sport hat off my head! 193 00:07:42,772 --> 00:07:43,952 I'd rather drink warm spit 194 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:46,090 than cool my libations in a Sasquatch. 195 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,950 Me and Sasquatch is done! 196 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:58,101 Nuh-unh. Hell naw. 197 00:07:58,132 --> 00:07:59,862 Don't you touch my Sasquatch hat. 198 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:02,903 But you said you was done with Sasquatch. 199 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:05,760 Yeah, I'm probably gonna burn this hat in the fire, too, 200 00:08:05,795 --> 00:08:08,105 and, um, produce myself another videotape 201 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:10,732 to pwn the butt-hurt libs. 202 00:08:10,766 --> 00:08:12,276 Okay. 203 00:08:12,319 --> 00:08:13,599 Look at that. 204 00:08:13,631 --> 00:08:16,291 My badge melted. 205 00:08:16,323 --> 00:08:18,643 Well, I guess I'm gonna get. 206 00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:23,613 Well, I guess I'm gonna stay. 207 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:25,751 Ain't no way out, Daddy. What are we gonna do? 208 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:29,201 Everybody in the Mastadon! 209 00:08:29,232 --> 00:08:31,172 The Sasquatch Mastadon? 210 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,340 But you destroyed it. 211 00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:34,203 The -- The video. How? 212 00:08:34,237 --> 00:08:35,957 I faked her death. 213 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:38,828 Hell, this is the best goddamn cooler on the market. 214 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:39,933 When I pull her behind me, 215 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:42,207 people thinks I got a high-paying job 216 00:08:42,245 --> 00:08:44,105 and a serious problem with the alcy-hol. 217 00:08:44,144 --> 00:08:45,904 Oh, man, scoot over. 218 00:08:45,939 --> 00:08:47,769 -Wait! -Ow, ow! 219 00:08:47,803 --> 00:08:49,943 Hey, Early, can I, uh --Hold on. 220 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:55,710 Uh, Early --Hold up, hoss. 221 00:08:57,157 --> 00:08:58,807 Rusty: Damn it, Daddy, what the hell?! 222 00:08:58,848 --> 00:09:00,778 Scoot over. Make sure the ice gets on the cans. 223 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:03,336 Wait, hold on. Is there room in there for me? 224 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:05,610 Aw, hell, if you'd only asked me a minute ago. 225 00:09:05,648 --> 00:09:07,368 I'm sorry, hoss, we all full up now. 226 00:09:07,408 --> 00:09:08,958 Don't leave me out here alone, Early. 227 00:09:08,996 --> 00:09:10,786 I just got this crappy Malamute. 228 00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:12,586 You can't take it with you, Sheriff. 229 00:09:12,621 --> 00:09:13,861 If I had me a Malamute, 230 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:15,688 I wouldn't want it with me in heaven. 231 00:09:15,727 --> 00:09:17,177 Jesus would think I was poor. 232 00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:19,321 Have a good one. -Burn! 233 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,011 Damn it. 234 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,770 [ Grunting ] 235 00:09:25,806 --> 00:09:34,916 ♪♪ 236 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:37,853 [ All coughing ] 237 00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:39,297 We're alive! 238 00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:42,927 I told you Sasquatch was the best cooler on the market. 239 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:45,141 Sasquatch strong! 240 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:49,310 I feel like this fire's brought us all closer together. 241 00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:51,944 [ All scream ] 242 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:54,800 And then melted us all together. 243 00:09:54,835 --> 00:09:55,965 I guess we're a cooler now. 244 00:09:56,009 --> 00:09:57,799 We is more than a cooler, Rusty. 245 00:09:57,838 --> 00:09:59,218 We're a next-generation... 246 00:09:59,253 --> 00:10:01,643 All: Temperature-based refrigeration system. 247 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:03,260 I know.I know, damn it! 248 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:08,122 [ Grunting ] 249 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:09,439 This cooler don't work. 250 00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:11,200 Aren't you the "kiss my ass-quatch" guy? 251 00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:14,271 Damn right. I'm an influencer, so you give me a refund 252 00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:16,313 or I'll spread the word that your damn cooler 253 00:10:16,339 --> 00:10:17,819 melts families together. 254 00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:20,828 Yeah, w-w-we're phasing that model out, 255 00:10:20,861 --> 00:10:24,001 but I can give you 50% off one of our new solar models. 256 00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:26,317 'Course, you'll have to return that one. 257 00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:27,829 Ooh. 258 00:10:27,868 --> 00:10:29,868 All right, take it off me. 259 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:31,455 Gingerly now. -Please be gentle. 260 00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:32,842 One, two, three.[ All screaming ] 261 00:10:32,873 --> 00:10:35,123 All right, let me get that. 262 00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:38,781 50% off a new cooler, baby. 263 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,190 Access denied. 264 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:41,805 Unregistered user. 265 00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,018 Oh, oh, oh! 266 00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:44,706 Oh, that hurts. Oh, that hurts. 267 00:10:44,747 --> 00:10:47,887 Oh, right, sum'bitch ripped our fingerprints off. 268 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:49,343 So how we gonna open it, Daddy? 269 00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:51,962 Just have to hope our skin grows back, I guess. 270 00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:54,756 What matters now, Rusty, is that people know we own it. 271 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,002 Access denied. 272 00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:57,734 Unregistered user.Ow, damn! 273 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,380 Sheriff: Well, Ball-Mart wasn't no help. 274 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:03,457 They said if they separated me from my Malamute, I'll die. 275 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,110 Malamute, ha! 276 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:06,797 Y'all ain't even got hats. 277 00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:08,118 -Ow! -Aah! 278 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:09,290 -Get it off me! -Aah! 279 00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:10,813 -Aah! -Aah! 280 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,122 Finally got a hat. 281 00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:15,364 Made in Georgia. 20540

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