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[ Static ]
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[ Heavy metal plays ]
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♪ My dreams are all dead and
buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun would
just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes and calls me to
his kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you sons of
bitches when I go ♪
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♪ Let 'er blow
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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Early: Hell yeah!
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[ Ring ]
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Hello.
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[exhale] What you wearin',
little gal?
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It's your daddy.
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No, no don't hand
that phone to him!
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Hello.
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Oh, hey, Rusty.
I found you.
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What you doin', boy?
-Look, Daddy, just quit
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stalking Tammi
from the busted trampoline.
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What? I'm three counties
over in Cleburne.
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Daddy, I'm lookin'
right at you.
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What gives you the right
to snoop on me?
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Can't a man just quietly lurk
behind a busted trampoline
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without being spied upon
like some tarted-up tease
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who don't never take her top off
in front of a damn winder?
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So, uh, what y'all
got goin' here?
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Randy's building his car
for the Pine Log 500.
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My baby boy
is a Woody Scout
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and you are not gonna
screw it up for him.
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Woody Scouts, yeah.
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I'm proud of you, Rusty,
for not never gettin'
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tied up in that damn
Ponzu scheme.
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Daddy, I've been
a scout for 13 years.
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The hell? Why ain't you
never told me that?
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I did.
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Daddy, want come
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my Woody Scout meetin'?
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I'd love to, son,
but [gulp] I'm drunk.
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Daddy, you wanna come to the
father/son Woody Scout Games?
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I'd love to, son,
but, I'm drunk.
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Daddy, you wanna help me
sell gingerbread
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for my Woody Scout
fundraiser?
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I'd love
to help you, son.
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Who left this
gingerbread here?
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It's in my --
It's in my mouth now.
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Oh, great.
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Blame the alkyholic.
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My choice to drink
every day is a disease!
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Well, just 'cause you didn't
wanna be in Woody Scouts with me
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don't mean I can't do it
with my boy.
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Well, my boy's
a scout, too.
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And maybe I wanna do
something together
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with him now to make up
for the lost time.
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Daddy, it's just
too late for that.
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Nothing's too late,
son.
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You tell me where and when,
and I'm gonna be there.
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All right, then.
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The weigh-ins are at the VFW
tomorrow night.
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All right, then, done.
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I'll be there
with my damn bells on.
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[ Door closes ]
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Baby, your daddy is not
comin' to the VFW.
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You know that, right?
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People can change, Tammi.
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[ Ring ]
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[Ring]
Pick up your phone, damn it!
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[ Electricity buzzes ]
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Wow, Daddy, you showed up!
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I didn't think
you had it in ya.
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Is that what you
gonna race with?
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Well, damn.
-I know it looks rough,
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but we had to whittle it
down from a pine log.
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Sap all over your axle.
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My God almighty.
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And this is the graphics
package you trottin' out?
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Oof!
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I can't imagine Glug Lite Ice
buyin' a sponsorship
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on a piece
of hot mess like this.
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Easy, Daddy. I thought you
were here to support us.
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I am, son.
I'm here to support us.
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[ Fanfare plays ]
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This here's made
in America, baby!
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Go big or go home!
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Whoo-oo!
-Dang, Daddy.
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That looks exactly like
your truck-boat-truck.
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Damn straight.
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Right down to my
"If you believe
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in global warming
take your top off
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and let me warm
them globes baby!!!"
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bumper sticker.
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This is only
3 ounces, sir.
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You have to get it
up to 5 to race.
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Hold your acorns,
there, chief.
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The rest of the weight
is about to drop.
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[ Clunk ]
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Go on, little feller.
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Read the sumbitchin'
number. Go ahead.
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5 ounces.
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5 on the nose.
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You're certified to run.
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Damn right.
-But you -- but you're
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supposed to build it
with your son, Daddy,
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and that's me.
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I couldn't have you
messin' this up for me.
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You just got that loser
stank on you.
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Good luck
at the racetrack.
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[feedback whines]
Okay, racers.
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All cars on the track
for the test run.
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Rattle ]
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Hell, that's slow!
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Y'all need to wax
lane 7.
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This here whole damn
track is slow.
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We win! We won!
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We probably shoulda put
wheels on the front here.
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Let me just give it
a little help here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, ho.
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That there's
illegal as hell!
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Ain't supposed to be
no outside assistance,
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you hear me?
No outside assistance.
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We won!
-[chuckle] Thinks he won.
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I won, damn it!
I did! Me!
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[ Wail ]
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Daddy, don't yell
at my boy!
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It ain't all
about winnin'.
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Son, he's phonin' it in.
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Don't you get stuck
on the conference call.
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You teach him to lose now,
he'll be losin'
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his whole sumbitchin'
life, just like you.
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Well, we'll see about that
tomorrow mornin'.
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It's gonna be a different race.
I promise you that!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Uh, hold on there, Rusty.
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Uh, once your car
is weighed in,
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it has to stay here
until the race tomorrow.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, know that.
-Sorry, those are the rules.
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I'm just gonna leave it here
for the -- for the night.
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By the window,
so that glue can dry.
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And, uh, I'm sorry.
You are...?
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Oh, hey, I'm, uh, Early Cuyler,
Rusty's daddy.
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And nemesis.
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Oh, Rusty's daddy.
I've heard so...
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little about you.
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Well, you 'bout to hear
plenty about me, hoss,
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when I lap that field
at your Pine Log 500 tomorrow,
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all by my damn,
lonesome self. Yeah!
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Well,
[chuckle] right.
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You know you have to do
the race with your son.
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Okay if I drink
out'chere?
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Yeah, I'd rather
you didn't.
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Okay, gang.
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We vow to plant
our roots with me
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in the rich soil of family,
-Uh, plant.
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everybody,
-Plant the soil.
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and be nourished
by the sunlight
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of our loving parents
-Sunlight of families.
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so we may grow strong, like the
-Uh, uh,
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-mighty oak. That's right.
-mighty -- mighty oak, yeah.
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Hell yeah!
[glass breaks] Whoo!
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He's the man!
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[ Saw whirring ]
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Have you lost
your damn mind?
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Your son is tryin'
to sleep.
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He wanted to superglue a damn
hot dog to the manifold.
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A car this size can't carry
a wiener payload.
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I done told you.
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Randy don't care.
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Hell, he thought
y'all won today.
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Hell, doesn't know what's
goin' on half the damn time.
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I mean, I love him, but he's
got that loser stank on him.
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If you're gonna be
like this, why don't you
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get your tools
and get on outta here.
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Fine, but I will be here
to get Randy in the mornin'.
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Oh, no, you won't.
Randy ain't goin' nowhere.
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You teach him how to lose now,
and he'll be losin'
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his whole life,
just like me!
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♪♪
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Last chance to hop
on the gravy train, Rusty.
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Whoo-whoo-oo!
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She's a-runnin' fast
this mornin'.
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How 'bout I just tell 'em
we ain't racin' together,
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and then
you can't race at all?
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Or how 'bout I tell them
that you took your car
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outta here to modify it
last night, huh?
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Who put that
whale tail on it,
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the magic
damn spoiler fairy?
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I don't think so.
-You can't prove nothin'.
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Yes, I can 'cause,
I snuck in here last night
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to mess
all these cars up,
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and yours
weren't even here!
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Well, then you broke
the rules, sneakin' in here!
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You can't prove nothin'.
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[Warble] 'cause I snuck in here last night
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to mess all these cars up,
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and yours weren't even here!
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Well, then,
where's your boy?
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I don't see him nowhere.
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You best get him, 'cause
you gotta have your boy,
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or you can't race.
-Yeah?
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Well, where's your boy?
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Grady.
-Yes, Daddy.
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Stop horsin' around
and come help your daddy
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-Ohhh.
-with the race.
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Can I have a couple
of my candies?
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The arthritis candies.
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My hips are screamin'
at me.
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Maybe, if you're good.
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Now, go on, Grady.
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Limp over there and play
with the other boys.
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Oh, they all playin'
on their computers.
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[Beeping]
I want me a computer, Daddy.
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I done told you: no screen
time until you're older!
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But I'm
a 97-year-old woman.
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Shut up! You gonna ruin
the damn plan!
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All right, I get it.
We gonna race straight up.
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You, and me.
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Straight up, it is.
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Straight up your ass!
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So, the, uh,
the purple one
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that limping over there,
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is that -- that's
your older brother?
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Yeah. Yeah,
my much older brother.
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Yeah, I figured, because I
overheard him telling some
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of the other boys
about the pictures
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of Dwight D. Eisenhower
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that he loves
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to masturbate to.
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You know that the "D"
stands for, right?
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Ding-a-ling.
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Hey, where are you
guys goin'?
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I-I got pictures of
Knute Rockne in swim trunks.
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Oh, Knute.
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You can rock me.
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[Door closes]
Yeah.
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[ Rock music playing ]
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Oh, Ethan, you best
tighten them lug nuts
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before you race, now.
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I win!
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Look, Rusty, you won.
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Yessir.
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Hey, Cooper,
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you know why they call
these heats, don't you?
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[Beep]
'Cause I'm-a burnin'
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your ass!
That's why.
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[ Laughs ]
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I win! Whoo!
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You win again, Rusty.
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Yeah, thanks.
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00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,725
♪♪
248
00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,728
[ Eagle cries ]
249
00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,530
Oh, come on, Tanner,
don't cry.
250
00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:19,661
That there's
a act of God.
251
00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,996
[Sobbing]
-I win again!
252
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,501
Good boy, Clem.
-[Cries]
253
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,672
No-o!
254
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,070
♪♪
255
00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,572
[feedback whines]
All right, everybody.
256
00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,214
The finals are set.
257
00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:34,449
It's Cuyler versus Cuyler
in the Pine Log 500 Logoff!
258
00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,747
I must break you.
259
00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,020
Daddy!
-Hey, cowboy!
260
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,689
You made it.
-Yeah, well,
261
00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,847
Randy wanted to see
his daddy's new racecar.
262
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,016
It ain't just my racecar.
263
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,185
It's ours.
264
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,532
See?
This here's you.
265
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,458
And this here's me!
266
00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,933
I'm a hot dog boy!
267
00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,772
Rule violation:
(R)(10)(b).
268
00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,527
You can't modify --
uh...
269
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,765
[Chuckles]
Oh.
270
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,440
A tube-steak payload?
271
00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,038
You just made
the biggest mistake
272
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,270
of your racin' career.
273
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,474
I'll allow it.
Petition withdrawn.
274
00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,536
Racers to the track.
Racers to the track.
275
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,405
It's time for the...
[Feedback whines]
276
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:10,054
fin-a-a-a-ls!
277
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,720
Avengin' Angel,
are you in position?
278
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,078
Come back.
-Hey, Daddy.
279
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,886
I'm talkin'
on the radio.
280
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,088
Cut the chatter.
281
00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,459
Do you have a clear
line of sight?
282
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,887
Uh...
283
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,892
Affirmative?
284
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,133
Use the good eye, now,
285
00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,627
not the one
that the goat bit off.
286
00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:23,729
Oh.
287
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,900
Oh, now I got it.
288
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,798
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
289
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,570
3, 2, 1.
290
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,739
Go!
[Gunshot]
291
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,067
Let's go, Rusty! Come on!
-Come on!
292
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,642
-Go, go!
-Come on!
293
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,670
[ Triumphant music plays ]
294
00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,576
[slow-motion] Go!
295
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,038
Go!
296
00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:45,578
Take the damn shot.
297
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,015
[ Gunshot ]
298
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,090
No-o!
299
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,088
[ Squelch ]
300
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,690
[ Metal screeching ]
301
00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,421
No-o!
302
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,926
[ Triumphant music swells ]
303
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,428
Whoo!
-Whoa, baby. Watch out!
304
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,129
-We did it!
-Mwah. You did it, baby.
305
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,202
Rule violation:
(R)(7)(g)!
306
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,701
No projectiles
are allowed!
307
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:05,502
All parts must remain
secured to the vehicle.
308
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,005
He's right, Rusty.
He's right.
309
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,367
That's the rules.
310
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,435
I'm afraid I'm going to
have award the race
311
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,513
to. your. dad.
312
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,812
So I do win.
313
00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,013
I'm the champion.
314
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,345
[laughs]
Yeah, baby!
315
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,679
Oh, that's cool.
I get it.
316
00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,354
We had fun, either way,
didn't we, boy?
317
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,652
Hot dog!
318
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:23,653
Here, Randy, just eat the
hot dog, not wheel, okay, buddy?
319
00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,056
I'm the damn champion,
baby. Whoo!
320
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,458
I guess you won.
No, please do not drink.
321
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,629
Please, put that --
put that away.
322
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,787
Victory, baby, is mine!
323
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,055
Gimme that winnin' trophy
[Glass breaks]
324
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,963
right now, baby.
Let's go.
325
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,225
Sure, just grab one
off the table.
326
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,873
They're all
exactly the same.
327
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,228
There's one for everyone,
328
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:40,036
and I'm obligated to ask
if you want pizza.
329
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,170
Goddamn millennials!
330
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,714
[ Banjo plays,
limb stomps ]
331
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,121
♪♪
332
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,325
♪♪
333
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:10,096
Made in Georgia, baby!
Whoo!
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