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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:05,167 [ Radio tuning ] 2 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,912 [ Upbeat country music plays ] 3 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:11,577 ♪ My dreams are all dead and buried ♪ 4 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:16,208 ♪ Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode ♪ 5 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:20,386 ♪ When the good Lord calls me to his kingdom ♪ 6 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:25,387 ♪ I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go ♪ 7 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:31,262 ♪ Let it flooooow ♪ 8 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:33,704 [ Muttering ] 9 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,636 [ Vehicle approaches ] 10 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,939 [ Door creaks ] 11 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:43,071 [ Insects chirping ] 12 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:45,736 -After midnight, huh? -Oh, you're up. 13 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:49,606 Little late to be landscaping, ain't it? 14 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:50,846 What in the hetero hell?! 15 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,581 Daddy, don't get excited. I can explain. 16 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:56,286 Oh, your hair is so shiny, and got such bounce! 17 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:58,959 And is that your natural color? 18 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,459 Well, most of it. 19 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,230 You show-off bitch! 20 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,029 I knew it! 21 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:04,960 I should have never hugged you that Christmas. 22 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,255 My gut said "handshakes only," 23 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,996 but I had to go and pat you on the shoulder. 24 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,172 Daddy, it's part of my job. 25 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,800 See? They test cosmetics on me in this lab -- 26 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,836 to make sure they're safe for humans to use. 27 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,781 And you get a free makeover every day -- 28 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,908 just like the ugly people on TV?! 29 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,613 -That's right, Granny. -Animals feel pain, too! 30 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:25,116 That's Prosperity. She don't like me getting tested. 31 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:27,048 Somethin' about animal rights or some bullshit. 32 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:30,594 So you allow them to paint you up like a $2.00 strumpet, 33 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,460 all for just a handful of shekels, huh? 34 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,090 Is that what you sayin'? 35 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,225 Pretty much. 36 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,999 Whoo! Easy Street, baby! 37 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:40,599 -20 big ones. -Yay! 38 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,970 Granny got her game back. 39 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:42,968 Look at this chimp! 40 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:46,939 Was his eyesight worth thicker, longer-lasting lashes? 41 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,010 Jealous much, bitch?! 42 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:52,679 -Please just read this. -No, I'm good, little gal. 43 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:53,709 Please? 44 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,254 All right, have a good 'un. 45 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:58,579 Rusty: Whoa. 46 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,345 Looks like they ain't 47 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:01,092 just testin' makeup in that lab, Daddy. 48 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:01,988 They testin' drugs. 49 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:03,248 Drugs?! Why the hell ain't they sharin'? 50 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:05,556 I mean, drugs is good. They ain't never hurt nobody. 51 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:08,059 Hell, drugs is what put me where I am today. 52 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:11,301 You're a pawn in society's oppression against women! 53 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,128 We're just making a dollar. Just making a buck. 54 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,103 Why should defenseless animals -- hey, Rusty. 55 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:17,003 Morning, Prosperity. 56 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,373 ...die to test the cosmetics that -- 57 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,741 Oh, shut your mouth and shave them thighs! 58 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:24,711 You look like you got a gorilla in a leg lock! 59 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:25,581 [ Feedback whines ] 60 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,309 Take a little bit of that paint from them protest signs 61 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,775 and put a little color on your cheeks, 62 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,654 you might find a man. 63 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,722 [ Pigs squealing ] 64 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:37,162 Ow! Ow! 65 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,757 -Ow! -Ow! -Ow! 66 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:39,989 -Ow! -Ow! 67 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,863 -Ow! -Ow! 68 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:42,792 Sorry, dudes. 69 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:45,126 How's that feel on a scale of one to 10 -- 70 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,302 10 being most painful? 71 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:47,029 -10! -10! 72 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:49,033 Whatever the highest one is, that's how it was, yeah. 73 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:51,695 All right, let's test some Jungle Wind body spray. 74 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:54,205 So I put a little dab behind my ear? 75 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:54,937 You wish! 76 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:57,081 [ Chuckling ] You're gonna chug three gallons of it. 77 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,577 Open wide! -This bottle's bigger than me! 78 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:03,719 Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! 79 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,647 [ Gagging ] 80 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,752 Party foul. You totally booted! 81 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,415 [ Door closes ] Hey, guys, how we doing today? 82 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:12,763 You think my vision's gonna return today? 83 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,659 [ Chuckles ] I don't know about that. 84 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,731 I'm Dr. Wu. We met yesterday. 85 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,130 I was examining your blood work, 86 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:21,901 and did you know you share over 99% of the same DNA as humans? 87 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:25,372 You gonna try to give my job opportunity to a damn human?! 88 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,042 That's describulation! 89 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:27,810 [ Chuckles ] 90 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,238 No, no, we would never test any of this on people. 91 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,813 But unlike chimps and pigs, 92 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,112 you can actually tell us how you're feeling. 93 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:36,114 I'm hornier than hell. That's how I feel. 94 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:38,376 Who's with me?! -[ Laughs ] Boom! 95 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,475 Granny: I'm horny, too! 96 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:43,146 And, uh, occasionally, that feedback is valuable. 97 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,986 That's why I want to promote you guys out of cosmetics 98 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,032 and into pharmaceuticals. 99 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,957 We're doing some groundbreaking clinical trials 100 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,163 on Pitchatentix for erectile dysfunction. 101 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:55,265 I love drugs just as much as any twice-convicted felon, 102 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,298 but I'm a little hesitant to do this 103 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:58,904 unless I'm making the pig rate. 104 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,165 Damn it, I'm just as talented as any pig 105 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,105 you could drag in here! 106 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:06,739 We actually just buy the pigs from the farmer, so... 107 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,876 I'll tell you what, I'll throw in some corncobs 108 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,422 and refuse for you to wallow in. 109 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,917 How's that? -Hell yeah! 110 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,278 The art of the deal! -Done! 111 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,186 I done negotified you. 112 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:17,057 Let's start these dangerous drug trials right away. 113 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,457 Hold up, y'all. This -- this pamphlet 114 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:21,788 says that Pitchatentix can cause mood swings, 115 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:22,725 excessive weight gain, 116 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:25,199 mysterious light emitting from all orifices? 117 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,868 You gotta break some eggs to make an omelette, Rusty. 118 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:28,898 But we're the eggs, Daddy. 119 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:31,802 But I love me some sumbitchin' omelettes! 120 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:32,365 Hell yeah! 121 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,072 All right, well, let's get you into the iso-booth. 122 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,414 All right, then, let's do it! 123 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:36,808 Hell yeah! -Yay! 124 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,780 Dr. Wu, I think I'm just gonna chill here 125 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:40,478 with my bro Devin in Cosmetics. 126 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,950 Good call, bro. 127 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,778 Light through your butthole... 128 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:44,823 sucks balls. 129 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:49,188 Ooh! I think this Pitchatentix is working! 130 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,149 What's it supposed to do? 131 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:53,016 Why ain't her skin burning off like mine, huh? 132 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:56,226 Let's -- let's experiment on some pain relievers now. 133 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:59,029 Y'all got some aspirin trials going on? 134 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,932 Stop scribbling and talk to me! 135 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,065 [ Spraying ] 136 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:05,199 That nurse been checkin' me out. 137 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,365 [ Scribbling ] 138 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,513 You think she wants to hit this? 139 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,037 You think she wants to ride the Rusty nail? 140 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,012 I think she wants seven minutes in heaven... 141 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,912 [ Can rattling ] ...with Devin. 142 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,314 [ Laughs ] Oh, yeah! 143 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,205 You dirty dog! 144 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,446 All right, shove this lipstick up your ass. 145 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:19,521 I need to get out of here. 146 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,049 [ Grunts ] What you got... 147 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:21,954 crackin' tonight? 148 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,215 South of the border kegger at the Theta House. 149 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:27,994 Gonna get some caliente chicka to wax my jalapeño. 150 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,804 I'm gonna give you fives for pain on everything 151 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:33,927 'cause your boy Devin just hooked you up! 152 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,734 Whoa, dude. 153 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:37,265 What's up with your dome? 154 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,240 Just testing some new hair removal spray. 155 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,369 Look here, I brought you some. 156 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:41,813 You want to try it on your ankles? 157 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,778 No. You'd be so much prettier with smoother ankles. 158 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:45,538 That's not necessary. 159 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,045 It's just what men like to see, baby. 160 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,177 Here, let me hit you with a squirt. 161 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,151 Look, aren't you worried about your dad 162 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,220 and your weird uncle in there? 163 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,818 Look, Prosperity, you seem real nice and all, 164 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,421 but this job gives my daddy a purpose. 165 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:59,993 Plus, he gets an honest wage and all the cheese he can eat. 166 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,433 Come on! Give me the damn cheese! 167 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:03,028 Y'all hiding it from me again! 168 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,329 Don't come over here. It's not over here. 169 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,502 Is it down this here hallway? 170 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:07,869 Dark as hell. Is it down there? 171 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,967 Maybe the Pitchatentix is diverting too much blood 172 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,200 from his brain into his genitals. 173 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,044 We can't make the maze any easier. Where's the goddamn cheese? 174 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,210 If we take down the divider, it will just be a room. 175 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,909 You supposed to be my friend! Just give me the damn cheese! 176 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,282 [ Filtered voice ] Early, do you feel that the medication 177 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,911 has affected your cognitive ability? 178 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,476 What the hell? Who's saying that? 179 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,854 Like, what you call the brain ghosts. 180 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:27,593 I see you, bitch! 181 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,987 Whoa, hey, there you are. You the one with the cheese. 182 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:30,990 I just found it for you. 183 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,961 After I get that cheese, I'll wring your dumb-ass neck. 184 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,259 [ Beeping ] No, no, no. 185 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,060 Ow, ow, ow! 186 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,331 Go around. It's much easier. 187 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:41,367 [ Grunting ] 188 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,298 Granny? Granny, you okay? 189 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:47,013 She's fine. Boner meds make her drowsy. 190 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,237 And beardy. 191 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,071 Daddy, you don't look so hot yourself. 192 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,006 I'm about to be just fine. [ Pills rattle ] 193 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:56,082 I snagged me some free Pitchatentix -- on the house. 194 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:56,912 [ Gulps, sighs ] 195 00:06:56,916 --> 00:07:00,546 Now whose IQ is too low to be tried as an adult? 196 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:01,523 Look at yourself, Daddy. 197 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,451 Why would you want more of those pills? 198 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,486 I'm addicted to 'em! 199 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:07,531 I don't feel like me no more without 'em! 200 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:08,327 [ Sobbing ] 201 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:09,858 You know, I'm gonna talk to Dr. Wu tomorrow 202 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,263 and see if I can get you in the control group. 203 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,134 I don't want to be in the control group. [ Gulps ] 204 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,334 I want to be in the out-of-control group! 205 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:19,836 Yeah, yeah! Hell yeah, yeah, yeah! 206 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,539 Yeah, baby! Whoo! 207 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:24,141 Okay, well, I'm probably just gonna chill 208 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,214 on campus tonight, Daddy. 209 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:28,251 I'll give you a drive in my truck somewhere -- 210 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,378 in the car. What? 211 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,422 No, that's cool, Daddy. 212 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,677 There's a kegger at the Theta House. 213 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:36,224 Why don't you want to hang with your old man? 214 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,022 [ Sobbing ] 215 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:39,023 Our baby's growing up before our eyes. 216 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:42,125 Shut your beard hole, bitch! We going home! 217 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,198 [ Upbeat music playing, laughter ] 218 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,098 You want some makeup, 219 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:48,129 I can get you free makeup through my work. 220 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,534 Blush, mascara... 221 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,166 [grunts] lipstick. 222 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,671 I got a bunch here. 223 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,212 You can pick your own if you want to. 224 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,907 No, no, no, chief. What are you doing here? 225 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:57,640 What up, lab rat? 226 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,014 We gonna murder some gash tonight! 227 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:02,112 Dude, you're being disrespectful calling them gashes. 228 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:05,945 Don't call the gash "the gash" in front of the gash. 229 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:06,522 I'm sorry. 230 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,589 I'm not calling you guys gashes. 231 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,488 Besides, bro, it's Greek only. 232 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,520 Well, I'm thinkin' about rushin' in the fall. 233 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,655 You know, soon as I get in college. 234 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,531 Uh [laughs] 235 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:19,098 there's no way you could afford to go to college, like me. 236 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,399 Well, you told me I'd be a good candidate for financial aid. 237 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:25,541 I said you're a good candidate to be ejected with AIDS. 238 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:28,338 [ Laughs ] No sloppy seconds after you! 239 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,171 Mucho burn-o! [ Rattling ] 240 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:30,706 [ Laughs ] 241 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:33,440 Devin, I don't think you ought to be doing pre-med. 242 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,706 You gotta hit the bricks, bro. 243 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,384 About to dip my chip in some salsa. 244 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:39,983 Looks like it's gonna be extra chunky. 245 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,586 I tell you what, I'm gonna be somebody. 246 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,218 I'm gonna -- I'm smart as hell. 247 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,063 Hey, lab rat. How's it going? 248 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:45,958 I ain't no lab rat. 249 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,729 Them people want to inject me with AIDS. 250 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,957 Would your friends do that to you? 251 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:50,633 I'm sorry, Rusty. 252 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,230 Those lab people aren't your friends. 253 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,503 They don't care about you. 254 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,901 You're just part of their agenda. 255 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,003 Doyoucare about me? 256 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,135 Of course I do! 257 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,340 That's why I'm here -- 258 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,611 to burn this [bleep] lab down! 259 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:04,480 What? [ Grunts ] 260 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,977 [ Explosion, alarm wails ] 261 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,579 But ain't that arson? 262 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,250 God! 263 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,148 Don't you want to fit in with anyone? 264 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,480 [ Grunts ] [ Glass shatters, explosion ] 265 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,585 It's so beautiful. 266 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:18,617 Hey, it's still nickel pitcher night down at Bucky's. 267 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,285 Maybe me and you can get on down there 268 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,763 and see what kind of mess we can get into. 269 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:25,261 I-I'm experimenting with my sexuality, Rusty, 270 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,195 but notthismuch. 271 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,370 You said you loved animals. 272 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,538 Yes, but I don'tmakelove to them. 273 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,237 Gross. 274 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,137 Well, you ain't no damn prize, neither! 275 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,409 And if you love animals so damn much, 276 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,577 how about releasing them before you set fire to the lab?! 277 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,537 [ Pigs squealing ] 278 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:41,505 Some of them damn hogs is my friends! 279 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,754 [ Tires screech ] 280 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,279 Oh, my -- my lab! My job! The pills! 281 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,246 Oh! -No! 282 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,693 [ Wailing ] What about the cheese?! 283 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,590 They're... still investigating. 284 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,522 They think it's arson. 285 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,156 Well, what about the Pitchatentix? 286 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,161 We was on the cusp of a breakthrough. 287 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,333 -No, actually, we weren't. -I need the pills. 288 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,532 I have no idea where the drugs -- 289 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,203 Give me the pills. Where are the pills at?! 290 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,102 No! I need them! 291 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,402 I'm addicted! God damn it, I'm addicted! 292 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,304 Are you high right now, Mr. Cuyler? 293 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,066 Ain't that the whole point of this? 294 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,874 Ain't it?! 295 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:13,637 That lab fire was probably for the best. 296 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:17,216 I was one pill away from being a chick with a dick. 297 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:20,377 Them college people didn't care about us, Granny. 298 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:21,316 None of them. 299 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,651 Now, Dr. Wu was very good to your daddy -- 300 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:26,616 transferring him over to the stem cell lab. 301 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,626 Well, he ain't fooling nobody with that comb-over. 302 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,588 Keep your voice down. 303 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,856 You know how edgy he gets after work. 304 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:33,504 You talking about my ears again. 305 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,729 I done heard you through the wall, woman. 306 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:36,825 Oh, I-I was just telling Rusty 307 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,596 how I don't even notice that you got ears all over you. 308 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,366 Ow! Keep your damn voice down! 309 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,614 Do you have to yell at me? Hell no, you don't. 310 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,511 I'm proud of you, Daddy. 311 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,881 You're doing a real good thing for burn victims everywhere. 312 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,150 They don't want my green ears, neither -- 313 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,649 not even them what been fried in fire. 314 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,321 They called me a freak show today, 315 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,519 whispering at the water cooler. 316 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,720 Doctor thinks I can't hear him, but I can. 317 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,293 'Cause I hear every damn thing! 318 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:01,291 [ Upbeat country music plays ] 319 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,882 Granny: Made in Georgia. 23571