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I respect you all?
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MAN:
"AT&T and YaoNet close deal."
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Wow. Bombshell.
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♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Our network's slowing down because
YaoNet's here, and they're attacking us.
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LAURIE BREAM: We did not
come here to attack you, simply
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in order to see how you got
PiperNet to work,
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which it turns out
you did not.
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Pied Piper does not scale.
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Worthless piece of‐‐
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(DRONE BUZZES)
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I don't need
to use Gilfoyle's A.I.
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in order to improve middle‐out.
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I need to use middle‐out
to create a new A.I.
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BERTRAM GILFOYLE:
Holy shit.
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Our network overhead must've
massively shrunk.
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It worked. It‐‐ It‐‐ It‐‐
It happened.
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(YELLS)
We did it!
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PILOT: And out of the left side,
you can see...
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I don't know what that is.
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(DINGS)
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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(smacks lips, clears throat)
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Should I look at the...
(clears throat) camera or you?
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Documentarian: You can just talk to me.
Can you introduce yourself?
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Sure, yeah. Um...
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(loud, distorted): Uh,
my name is Richard Hendricks,
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‐and I'm the‐‐
‐Documentarian: Could you...?
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My name is
Richard Hendricks. I'm, uh,
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the founder
and CEO of Pied Piper.
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I think like most people,
I first heard about
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Pied Piper at
TechCrunch Disrupt.
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Middle‐out was a game changer.
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‐(screams) ‐Announcer: The winner
of this year is Pied Piper.
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What you have to understand
is conventional compression
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was like rubbing
two sticks together.
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And along comes Pied Piper,
out of nowhere,
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with a frickin' blowtorch.
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Well, we had really just started
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um, a few months earlier,
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and like a bunch of other
Silicon Valley companies,
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we were just working
out of a garage.
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Or a house, really.
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‐Documentarian: Nice place? ‐No.
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Dinesh:
It was like a shit hole,
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but there was
so much shit in it,
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it was filled all the way up.
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So, it was, like,
level with the ground.
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If that's true,
there was a little meniscus
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in the shit,
and that's where...
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our dreams lived.
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Not the kind of house you
wanna take your shoes off in.
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Yeah, just fuckin'
smelled really bad.
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It was all right.
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Jared:
Oh, I was the sloppy girl
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in the discotheque,
just twirling and twirling
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like the night would never end.
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Jian‐Yang won the house
from me in a game of chance.
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He told me to pick a number
between one and 10.
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I picked seven, um,
but it was three.
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Eh, you live, you learn.
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We had knocked around
for a few years,
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trying different iterations
of what we wanted to do.
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It was at RussFest when things
really got crazy for us.
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‐(laughter)
‐Dinesh: It was so much money.
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So much.
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Yeah. Times were good.
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(rock music blasting)
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(Dinesh singing)
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♪ Millionaire... ♪
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Uh, DJ Mad Evil,
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could we cut the music
for a second?
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‐(music stops)
‐♪ Millionaire... ♪
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I have a surprise
for everybody,
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and, um,
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(laughing):
suffice it to say,
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I think that everyone
here is gonna want a slice
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of this moist
and scrumptious cake.
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We're gonna take
a bite in three,
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(laughs) two...
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Richard's in the cake!
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‐Jared: one.
‐Fuckin' Gabe.
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‐Surprise!
‐(rattling)
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(laughing)
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Wait a second!
What's going on with the cake?
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(rattling, grunting)
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‐Push from your thighs.
‐(rattling)
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‐Oh God, are you okay?
‐Richard: Fine.
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‐Handle broke.
‐Oh.
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‐Doesn't matter. Oh, sorry.
‐I was right.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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‐Don't worry about it.
It's fine. ‐Pictures...
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Richard:
Okay, everybody.
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I'm here to tell you
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that it has all
been worth it.
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‐Woo!
‐Uh,
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because today,
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it finally happened.
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We just shipped
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the final build...
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of the PiperNet
firmware for AT&T's
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nationwide launch next week!
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(cheering)
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♪ ♪
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What the fuck?
Is that beer?
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No, you're not drinking that piss.
We drink my piss!
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‐ Tres Comas!
‐Oh.
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Russ:
I just bought
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all the Pied Piper shares
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that some dentist
in Phoenix had.
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Oh, no way. My dad's
a dentist in Phoenix.
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Well, hopefully he's not
an asshole like this guy.
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‐Big Head: Yeah, that would suck.
‐We could be talking...
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Cuatro Comas!
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Drink up,
you fucks!
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(cheering)
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(music playing)
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‐No, no, no, just stop.
Just stop. ‐(gagging)
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How does he make it
look so difficult?
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♪ Millionaire ♪
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♪ Trillionaire ♪
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Another? Oh boy!
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(party chatter)
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Hey! There you are.
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I, uh,
got you something.
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Oh, Monica. (chuckle)
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"Leaving AT&T.
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"Just dotted the I's,
crossed the T's,
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and every single
detail is perfect."
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‐I sent this to you last week.
‐Yeah, and as soon as you did,
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I knew I had to frame it.
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Well, I mean, I had my assistant frame
it, but you know.
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It's really awesome.
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Although...
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Are you sure this is
what I sent to you?
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‐Yeah. Why?
‐Okay.
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No, here.
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Huh. That's weird.
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Oh, it's because‐‐
It's actually kinda funny.
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‐Um, I'm not sure if you‐‐
‐Jian‐Yang: Richard, congratulations.
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It's your very close
friend Jian‐Yang,
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and I would like you
to give me free shares
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of Pied Piper.
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(chuckle)
Okay, Jian‐Yang. Uh...
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Well, you had plenty of
opportunity to invest.
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‐Still do.
‐Yeah, you can buy Pipercoin.
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Monica, two men
are talking business.
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You can find your
broom and fly away.
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Suit yourself.
I just checked the ledger, and the coin
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we issued to Erlich was
just sold for $20 million.
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Richard,
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is the mean lady right?
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Errich is now fat and rich?
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Uh, yeah, I guess.
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Where is he?
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I don't know.
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Tibet still, maybe.
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Okay.
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Tibet.
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Okay.
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‐Richard: Huh.
‐Documentarian: So, at this point,
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steaming into the launch,
you had no idea
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‐what was about to happen.
‐No.
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No, none. None whatsoever.
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Everything was going...
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great.
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Dinesh: What the fuck
is wrong with Richard?
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Why does he wanna
see us so early?
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Well, he's been
here all night.
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He wouldn't explain,
but he is in a bit of a state.
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♪ ♪
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‐Hey, Richard?
‐(marker squeaking)
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Richard,
they're here.
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Oh, great. Yeah.
Sit, sit. Sit, sit.
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‐Dinesh: Why?
‐Just find a seat.
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‐Richard, what's wrong?
‐Richard: I don't know.
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Maybe nothing.
Maybe something.
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Look, here, I wanna show
you something. Um...
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You see? Okay. So, uh,
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this was a message I sent
to Monica last week.
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She had it framed
for me as a gift.
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Oh, I was gonna get
you a gift, but, um,
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it was back‐ordered,
so it's coming next‐‐
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Look at the dots.
Count the dots.
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‐Dots?
‐The dots! Look, look.
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"Every single detail is,"
dot‐dot‐dot, "perfect." Okay?
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There are three dots
in that ellipsis,
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which is the correct
number of dots. However,
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in the message
that I sent her,
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there are...
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four dots,
which is incorrect.
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Thus, not perfect.
It was a joke.
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‐Was it?
‐Yes. Was and is.
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(laugh)
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Okay, well, uh, I didn't
change your joke, Richard.
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That's what I got.
Three dots.
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(laugh)
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Wait, is it... three dots
that's funny or is it four?
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Richard: Four, four, four.
That's what I sent her, four.
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But our messaging
is encrypted. So,
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how did what I send,
four dots,
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end up as three dots
in her feed?
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Data corruption,
bit flip,
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‐just a fluke. ‐Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
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So, then I checked
the logs, read the math.
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The total size of
all sent messages
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should be the same
as the total size
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of all received
messages, right?
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But it's not.
The received messages are smaller.
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How? How is that
possible? Unless...
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our network...
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is compressing the content
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of encrypted files in transit.
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And the only way
that is possible
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is by bypassing
encryption.
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‐Well, that's impossible.
‐Richard: I agree.
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It makes no sense,
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but don't you think we should
figure this out before launch?
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Richard, don't do this.
Not now.
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We launch in four days.
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The TV spots are
already running.
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We're not jeopardizing
billions of dollars
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because you're
missing a dot.
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Should I get everyone in here
to start working on this?
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‐Well‐‐
‐Gilfoyle: We're beyond that.
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The others can't help us now.
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Jared, bolt the doors.
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What's in the bag?
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Clif bars and a gun.
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Gavin Belson:
(sigh) May I be honest?
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There was a period
of my life in which
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I would've rooted for the
failure of Richard Hendricks.
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That was a different
Gavin Belson. That was...
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tech icon Gavin Belson,
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not literary icon
Gavin Belson.
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Since leaving Hooli,
I've co‐authored
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37 adult romance novels.
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Fondly, Margeaux.
The Lighthouse Dancer.
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Cold Ice Cream
and Hot Kisses.
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Over here,
The Prince of Puget Sound.
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Uh, and lastly,
His Hazel Glance.
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All international best sellers.
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Uh, G‐Gavin.
A moment, please.
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(sigh)
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I'm so sorry. A moment.
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Gavin:
The fuck is your problem?
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Rod Morgenstern: You said
that this would be an hour.
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Gavin: Well,
we're just running a little over.
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Rod: Yeah, with the
lights, and the machines,
250
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and the sound equipment,
251
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how is this ever
gonna be an hour?
252
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Gavin: You're acting
hysterical, all right?
253
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We'll have plenty of
time to write this‐‐
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Rod: Yeah, you know what?
You know what?
255
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Do your‐‐
your little interview.
256
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I'll just write
the book myself, okay?
257
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Gavin: Well, if you could you
would, but you can't.
258
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You're stuck with me,
and I'm stuck with you.
259
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Rod:
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
260
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That's what Florian
says to Claudette
261
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outside the cheese cave!
262
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‐Gavin: Oh my God! That's our third act!
‐Rod: Third act!
263
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‐Gavin: Yes! Okay, go, put the kettle on.
‐Rod: Yeah.
264
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,891
I'm terribly sorry.
I'm gonna have to cut this short.
265
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Thank you for coming.
266
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:49,357
When Richard told me
about the dots last night,
267
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initially, I dismissed it
as the ranting
268
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of a self‐sabotaging idiot.
269
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But a few hours later
when I woke up
270
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in a stall in the second
story men's bathroom,
271
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I realized something.
272
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That you're an alcoholic?
273
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,249
Perhaps,
but high‐functioning.
274
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Much like our network.
To wit...
275
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,336
(typing)
276
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Our internal messaging,
based on HooliChat,
277
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uses a weak
encryption standard
278
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,594
known as P‐256.
279
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,096
Whether Richard
believes it or not,
280
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our network cracked it.
281
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:22,932
Who allowed it to do that?
282
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,976
Gilfoyle: We did,
when we gave it one job.
283
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To make itself
more efficient.
284
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It developed
a general solution
285
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to discrete log
in polynomial time.
286
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What?
287
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,986
Jared:
Okay, is this a good thing
288
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or a bad thing?
Someone tell me how to feel.
289
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:41,242
Abject terror for you.
Build from there.
290
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,037
Gilfoyle:
Once launched,
291
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our AI will keep
learning to break
292
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more and more
sophisticated parameters.
293
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,545
Ultimately, this
will mean the end
294
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,880
of privacy.
295
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,465
Electrical grids,
296
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financial institutions,
297
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the nuclear launch codes
298
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for every single nuclear weapon.
299
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All will be exposed.
300
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,391
Pure violence
will become
301
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,268
the only basis of power.
302
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,479
Spare us the apocalyptic
desert planet
303
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,898
sci‐fi bullshit,
Frank Herbert.
304
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,275
Uh, Frank Herbert was a writer
who wrote a series of‐‐
305
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,903
I know who fucking
Frank Herbert is.
306
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,738
Oh. I'm sorry.
307
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,281
Was that gendered?
308
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,492
‐That was gendered.
‐Richard: Okay, Gilfoyle.
309
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Even if everything
you're saying is right,
310
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and that's where we're headed,
311
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,539
there's gotta be
a way to fix it.
312
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,625
Fix what, Richard?
The network is doing
313
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,293
exactly what we told it to do.
314
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,338
The AI is optimizing
the compression
315
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and the compression
is optimizing the AI.
316
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,052
Everything that
makes it successful
317
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is exactly what
makes it dangerous.
318
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,766
It's a feature, not a bug.
319
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,560
No (scoff), no, no.
Okay, no.
320
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:50,895
What are we gonna do about it?
321
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,397
What do you suggest
we do about it?
322
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,107
You're gonna make me
say it, aren't you?
323
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,318
Fine.
324
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,821
We built a monster.
325
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We need to kill it.
326
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,158
‐Dinesh: Fuck.
‐Are you out of your mind?
327
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:07,161
No, no, no, no, no,
Gilfoyle.
328
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,664
We didn't build a monster,
first of all.
329
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We built the single greatest
330
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fucking network,
ever, in the world.
331
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,753
That's the big one.
332
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,922
And I'm sorry,
you wanna kill it?
333
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,675
Now? Now? Now?
334
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,552
We are inches away
from the finish line.
335
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,095
You wanna fucking kill it?
336
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,973
We did it, man!
We built it! It works!
337
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:31,144
It just needs a little help!
We just gotta fix it, okay?
338
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,354
We don't kill it!
339
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,274
That's crazy, man!
Kill yourself is the thing.
340
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,984
Fuck you.
341
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,278
I mean...
342
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,738
that's crazy.
343
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,034
When people ask me
about Pied Piper,
344
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:49,537
I always tell them
the same thing.
345
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,749
(soft grunting)
346
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,252
Are there other questions?
347
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,380
Uh, yeah.
Can you elaborate?
348
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,966
Mm... yes.
349
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,719
(quiet prison chatter)
350
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,097
Will you?
351
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,349
Ah...
352
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,060
Hmm...
353
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,277
(sigh)
354
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,584
Save it, Jared.
I'm not in the mood for a pep talk.
355
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,296
You know, if I learned anything
from my time with Gwart,
356
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,799
it's the power
of just listening.
357
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,384
Fucking Gilfoyle.
358
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,971
Shut it down?
Are you fucking kidding me?
359
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,974
Throw everything away that
we've been working toward?
360
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,768
Not to mention the fact
that we have a contract
361
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,645
worth billions of dollars.
362
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,022
Yeah, that's
a lot of money.
363
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,441
And what about all the
other stuff we're gonna do?
364
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,277
I mean, give internet to
underserved communities,
365
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,239
students in the homework gap,
refugees, genomic research.
366
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,282
Pied Piper can help
scientists cure cancer.
367
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,119
‐And cancer is bad.
‐Cancer fuckin' sucks!
368
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,704
"Hey, I'd like some
cancer, please." No.
369
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,873
And we have
this beautiful baby,
370
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,126
who is a little sick...
371
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,212
But, apparently,
it's now the devil,
372
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,547
and we have to kill it.
373
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,091
I vote we take it to
the doctor, but fuck.
374
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,426
I had a foster mother
who thought I was the devil
375
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,387
and that she
had to kill me.
376
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,806
And I think it was pretty
traumatizing for her.
377
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,559
And th‐the odds...
378
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,395
of Gilfoyle's stupid crazy
379
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,148
doomsday scenario actually
coming true are...
380
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,733
I mean, we've had a nuclear
arsenal for decades,
381
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,862
and we're fine. I mean,
outside of a couple...
382
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,322
substantial blips.
Two in particular.
383
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,991
I'd say we're safer.
384
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,160
The real killer is stress.
385
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,953
Okay, sure, fine.
386
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,289
Oppenheimer famously
said he regretted
387
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,332
building the atom bomb
and died in despair,
388
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,293
but what the fuck does that
have to do with anything?
389
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,129
Oppenheimer.
What a self‐obsessed little bitch.
390
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,090
What are we supposed to do, huh?
What are we supposed to do?
391
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,926
Fucking Gilfoyle.
We'll just call up AT&T
392
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,095
and say that our
network is so good
393
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,514
that it'll eventually
become some doomsday device,
394
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,767
and we have no moral
option but to destroy it
395
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,437
before we let you release it?
I mean...
396
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,522
We're not doing it!
We're not.
397
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,650
‐We're not.
‐Hey, Richard.
398
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,527
♪ ♪
399
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,697
Whatever you think is best,
that's what we're gonna do.
400
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,660
I mean, they just
put up the billboard.
401
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,206
She's a beauty, right?
402
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,219
Fu‐‐!
Sorry, guys.
403
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,055
‐Gilfoyle's right.
‐Seriously?
404
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,766
We're seriously doing this?
We're canceling the launch?
405
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,603
Well, no. Uh, ha,
that's not enough.
406
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,606
Our network is dangerous.
407
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,942
If we cancel it
or shut it down,
408
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,818
then others
will try to copy
409
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,488
or reverse engineer
everything that we've built.
410
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,948
It's like...
411
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,616
It's like
the four‐minute mile.
412
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,326
Everybody thought
it was impossible,
413
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,536
until someone did it,
414
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,621
and then everybody
started doing it
415
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,748
because they knew
it could be done.
416
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,084
Jared:
Right. Roger Bannister.
417
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,378
Now, imagine he'd gone
into cardiac arrest
418
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,838
and evacuated on
himself and died.
419
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,966
And as he lay there
with his prolapsed anus
420
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,343
peeking beneath the running
shorts on his newly dead body,
421
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,719
the crowd jeered
and grimaced.
422
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,596
That is what has
to happen to us.
423
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,599
We have to shit
ourselves to death.
424
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,309
Mm‐hmm.
Mm‐hmm.
425
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,477
He's right.
426
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,355
Our launch has
to fail, publicly...
427
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,856
and spectacularly.
428
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,609
Are you dumbfucks
listening to yourselves?
429
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,903
Because I am,
430
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,780
and you are dumb.
431
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,407
And fucks.
432
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,368
Gilfoyle is willing to
destroy everything we've built
433
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,287
just to prevent me
from having money!
434
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,538
(beeping)
435
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,248
Interesting.
436
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,583
Is that Dinesh's Tesla?
437
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,293
What?
438
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,256
‐There's no one in it.
‐Gilfoyle: Correct.
439
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,009
You have the Tesla
mobile app on your phone,
440
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,721
which communicates over
the Pied Piper network.
441
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,266
A few hours ago,
I tasked said network
442
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,811
with providing me your
TLS encryption key,
443
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,771
which it just gave me.
444
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,816
To verify that that
key was correct,
445
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,485
I decided to
autodrive your car
446
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,571
to the car wash on El Camino.
447
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,365
It appears the key was correct,
448
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,783
‐no?
‐(revving)
449
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,243
Be careful, Charlotte.
450
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,704
What encryption does Tesla use?
451
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,248
Curve 25519,
452
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,375
the most secure...
453
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,545
discrete log parameter
there is.
454
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,921
Not anymore.
455
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,799
Our network just blew it
apart like a prolapsed anus.
456
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:57,053
In only two hours
and 47 minutes.
457
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,056
‐The prosecution rests.
‐Monica: Okay, Dinesh,
458
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,266
they're right.
We have to fail,
459
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,310
and it has to look
like an accident,
460
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,812
or else we could
all go to prison.
461
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,148
♪ ♪
462
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,901
‐No, I cannot do it.
‐Gilfoyle: Of course you can.
463
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,404
Your entire life has prepared
you to publicly fail.
464
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,448
You're just failing
to see that right now.
465
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,743
Don't insult me.
I can fail circles around you losers.
466
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,119
But will I?
467
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,205
I'm gonna be honest with you.
468
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,332
No offense to me,
469
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,251
but I am greedy
and unreliable,
470
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,711
bordering on piece of shit.
471
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,672
If there is a chance
472
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:36,217
to stop you guys from stopping you
guys, I will do it.
473
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,802
I will sabotage your sabotage.
474
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,971
So, if this company
needs to fail
475
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:43,099
epically,
like fucking fail...
476
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,686
you need to do it without me.
477
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,021
Revoke my permissions.
478
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,606
Delete my PiperMail account.
479
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,693
I will use Gmail like
a fucking basic bitch.
480
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,320
(sigh)
481
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:59,365
Don't let me anywhere
near that launch.
482
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,410
I may beg,
and I will lie to you.
483
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,788
I cannot bribe you because
I don't have any money.
484
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,250
But I am too much
of a liability.
485
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,878
That is the most courageous act
of cowardice I've ever seen.
486
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,297
All this because
of a fucking dot.
487
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,593
Dinesh's car is at
the Wendy's drive‐thru.
488
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,095
Anybody hungry?
489
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,138
They call it PiperNet,
490
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,806
and it's coming
to your phone.
491
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,183
Tomorrow at noon, the
Pied Piper app will go live
492
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,019
on the latest 5G‐equipped
iOS and Android phones
493
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,063
in 10 major cities
across the country.
494
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,191
AT&T says, if things go as
planned, PiperNet could be
495
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,777
on more than a half billion
devices within a year.
496
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:40,406
And no one is more excited
than technology super fans,
497
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:43,325
‐like the ones behind me...
‐(cheering)
498
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,536
who are camping out
all night to snag
499
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,706
a limited edition Pied
Piper‐equipped smartphone.
500
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,167
If their enthusiasm
is anything to go by,
501
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,044
then a lot more people
may soon be lining up
502
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,422
to pay the piper. (laugh)
503
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,675
I'm Jim Gittman, KCTW.
504
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,221
All right, thanks, everyone!
Appreciate y'all! Okay!
505
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,807
(laughing)
I see you! I see you!
506
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,478
(sigh)
507
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,652
♪ ♪
508
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,990
Hey, does anyone
want a bear claw?
509
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,825
I just bought too
many at the store,
510
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,369
so I'm going around giving
them away if anybody wants
511
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,246
‐a bear claw or a cruller‐‐
‐Whoa.
512
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,832
You got one of the Pied
Piper ratjacks made?
513
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,710
Wait, there's a cool
nickname for the jackets?
514
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,087
Yeah, you even got
Dinesh embroidered.
515
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,173
Oh, he's my favorite, too.
516
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,592
Wait.
517
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,969
Oh my God. Holy shit!
518
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,471
Dude, it's Dinesh!
519
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,265
‐Yeah, Dinesh. I'm Dinesh Chugtai.
‐(cheering)
520
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,434
I'm the cofounder
of Pied Piper,
521
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,186
in an original ratjack.
522
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,437
Girl:
I can't wait for tomorrow!
523
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,356
Don't worry about
tomorrow! Today!
524
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,775
‐Fuck tomorrow!
‐Girl: Uh,
525
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,319
‐can I get a selfie?
‐Yeah, yeah, yeah.
526
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,446
‐Okay, thank you!
‐Here we go.
527
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,906
(excited chatter)
528
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,491
Woman:
I am Pied Piper.
529
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,828
‐I am Pied Piper.
‐I am Pied Piper.
530
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,205
Man:
I am Pied Piper...
531
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,709
‐Are we set?
‐Locked and loaded.
532
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,628
The script I wrote
will push a new build
533
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,381
from the supernode at the office
the second you step on stage.
534
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,676
No one here will see it.
When we go live,
535
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,803
all the nodes should
start broadcasting noise
536
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,638
across common
communication bands,
537
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,723
jamming cell signals,
knocking out Bluetooth,
538
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,560
and fucking up every
GPS unit for miles.
539
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,979
‐Good.
‐Yeah.
540
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,064
They'll force us
to shut it down...
541
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,400
then it'll all be over.
542
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,902
♪ ♪
543
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,571
Good.
544
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,698
Yeah. Good.
545
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,492
(sigh)
Fuck.
546
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,744
Richard?
We're about to start.
547
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,746
Yeah, let's go.
Okay, here we go.
548
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,003
I am Pied Piper.
549
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:02,047
‐(music playing)
‐I am Pied Piper.
550
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,884
‐Deep Voice: I am Pied Piper.
‐(chatter)
551
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,512
Hi. Uh, my name
is Dinesh Chugtai.
552
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:11,807
I wanna make sure I am not on
the list for the launch today.
553
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:15,102
Chugtai. Um... I don't
see your name here.
554
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,146
Okay, that's great. Oh, uh,
555
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,190
could you also make sure there
are no VIP lists I might be on?
556
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,568
Chugtai. Spelled
how it's pronounced.
557
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,403
‐Woman: Okay. Uh...
‐ "Chu,"
558
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,529
and then "gtai."
559
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,531
No, not here either.
560
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,450
Oh, and these security guards?
561
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,912
Are they your best guys?
Like, will they stop me?
562
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,455
Would they fuck me up?
563
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,956
‐I'm sorry, we‐‐
‐Thank you so much.
564
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,042
That's exactly the response
I was looking for.
565
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,294
I feel very confident
I will not be getting into
566
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,504
the launch today.
Thank you for not helping.
567
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:44,715
Don't let me through.
568
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,926
We are Pied Piper!
569
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,679
(applause, cheering)
570
00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,016
Woo!
571
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,354
‐Yes, hello. Uh...
‐(applause dying down)
572
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,398
I am Richard Hendricks,
founder and CEO,
573
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,651
and I am thrilled
to welcome you all
574
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:06,403
to the official launch
of Pied Piper.
575
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,989
(applause, cheering)
576
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:12,201
(microwave humming)
577
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,999
(beeping)
578
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,505
(wearable chair rattling)
579
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,175
(cooling fans whirring)
580
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:32,096
‐Hey, John.
‐Yeah.
581
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,098
Here's your hot water.
582
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,808
Okay.
583
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,855
Hey, Gabe?
584
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:45,234
There's something
weird here.
585
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,529
What is it?
586
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,116
The code they're
about to launch‐‐
587
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,827
it isn't the build
we shipped.
588
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,413
Someone just
pushed a new build.
589
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:01,792
Hey, John?
590
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,252
John: Yeah?
591
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,212
That's a mistake.
592
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,841
We should change it
back to the right code.
593
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,511
Okay.
594
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,849
♪ ♪
595
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,392
Richard:
Fast and powerful.
596
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,477
Sounds a little bit
like you, Andre Iguodala.
597
00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,312
‐Yes! ‐Andre: That's
right, Richard Hendricks.
598
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:25,190
And as a member of the NBA's
all‐defensive first team,
599
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,109
I know a little something
about cybersecurity.
600
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,529
Would you say that
Pied Piper is your MVP?
601
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,489
"Most valuable phone"?
602
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,742
‐ Yeah, I would.
‐(crowd cheering)
603
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,911
Gabe:
Uh, hey, Dinesh?
604
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,456
Gabe, what are
you doing here?
605
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,125
You weren't answering
your calls or texts,
606
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,878
so I came here
from the office.
607
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:50,090
So, um, a weird version
of the software, uh...
608
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,637
was put online,
so, uh...
609
00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:58,182
So?
610
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,601
So, I reverted it to
the version we shipped.
611
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,313
♪ ♪
612
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,941
Oh, I have the original
weird one here...
613
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,945
There's some photos
of me in Hawaii.
614
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,909
So, this was the version that
was about to be deployed,
615
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,577
then you switched it,
616
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,413
and now we're about to
launch the older version?
617
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,832
Yes.
618
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,710
So, if I do nothing,
619
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:29,004
absolutely nothing...
620
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,632
‐Nothing?
‐...the "correct" version
621
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,300
of the network would launch?
622
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:36,428
Uh, what do you mean
by when you do that?
623
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,597
‐Just stretching my fingers.
‐Oh.
624
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,724
Andre: But before I
go, can you tell me,
625
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:43,811
‐who let the dogs out? ‐("Who Let
The Dogs Out?" by Baha Men playing)
626
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,521
♪ Who‐who‐who‐who‐who? ♪
627
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,356
(audience cheering)
628
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,150
Damn it! Okay, go.
Thank you.
629
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,073
Gilfoyle (voicemail):
Leave a message. Also,
630
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,450
‐fuck you, Dinesh.
‐(angry grunt)
631
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:02,788
♪ ♪
632
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,499
The supernode on the roof.
633
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,547
(door opens)
634
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,967
(sigh)
635
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:20,097
("Atomic Dog" by
George Clinton playing)
636
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,683
(applause, cheering)
637
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,354
Give it up for Menlo Bark!
638
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,356
Weren't they fetching?
639
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,025
Fucking hell,
who wrote this shit?
640
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:34,152
‐(Jared laughs)
‐(applause)
641
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,320
I...
642
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,780
Guys! Comma.
643
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:38,866
We have a huge
fucking problem!
644
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,784
Period. Fucking Gabe
645
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:42,536
reverted to the old build!
646
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,788
Exclamation point,
exclamation point!
647
00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:47,541
‐(phone buzzing)
‐(indistinct speech)
648
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,627
I got a group
text from Dinesh.
649
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,672
"Guys, come on.
Fun king games
650
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,883
pervert Oldsmobile"?
651
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,303
‐What?
‐Okay, so I've...
652
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,263
shown you our...
653
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,807
decentralized universal
data exchange,
654
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:06,101
our tamper‐proof storage.
655
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,353
I've shown you that you,
and you alone,
656
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:11,899
will control your personal
data and your identity.
657
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:16,945
(clears throat)
658
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:19,239
All‐‐
659
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:22,492
All of us here at
Pied Piper have worked
660
00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:25,245
so hard on this.
661
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,459
We have given six sleepless,
662
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,586
brutal years to this project,
663
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,714
and I am...
664
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,134
so proud of what we've done.
665
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:44,139
Uh, so my mentor...
666
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,391
‐(music playing)
‐...the late Peter Gregory, uh,
667
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:49,311
put us on the path to
what we've created here.
668
00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,855
He called it,
669
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:55,233
"the internet we deserve."
670
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,779
We have fought
every step of the way
671
00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:02,407
to bring you
the greatest network
672
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:06,078
ever made, ha.
And in, uh...
673
00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:09,414
five minutes,
42 seconds,
674
00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:15,128
that fight is over.
675
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:20,342
(gasping)
676
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,808
‐(panting)
‐(vents rattling)
677
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,562
♪ ♪
678
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:34,982
(screaming)
679
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,405
(gasping)
680
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,615
♪ ♪
681
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:52,207
(gasping continues)
682
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:04,720
(typing, beep)
683
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:07,305
‐(beep)
‐Gilfoyle: Son of a bitch.
684
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,976
‐(gasping) ‐Gilfoyle: Dinesh,
you fucking terrorist,
685
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,185
what the fuck
are you doing?
686
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,353
(gasping)
687
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,521
Are you jerking off?
688
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,606
Or did you do one push up?
689
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:19,151
Quit being a fucking bitch.
690
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:22,446
John F. Kennedy: Let me then make
clear that I am determined upon our...
691
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,448
‐(speech continues)
‐(phone buzzing)
692
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:27,117
Neil Armstrong: That's
one small step for a man,
693
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,870
one giant leap for mankind.
694
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,538
Hello?
695
00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,123
Dinesh is where?
696
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,584
‐Richard: Tell him to fuck off.
‐You tell him.
697
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,462
It's me! I'm here.
I'm merged and I can hear you.
698
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:39,963
‐(beep)
‐Gilfoyle: Hold on.
699
00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:42,716
‐Monica: Hey.
‐Gilfoyle: We're all merged in.
700
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,926
Richard, you are
doing a great job.
701
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,471
Jared, shut up.
Richard, turn around.
702
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,222
I'm behind you.
703
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,477
Dinesh says that Gabe reverted
us back to the prior build
704
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:54,895
from the supernode
at the office.
705
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:58,106
I cannot verify this because
I'm not at a supernode.
706
00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,484
I'm across the stage
from you, as you can see.
707
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:03,570
But Dinesh is.
He's on the roof.
708
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:05,947
He wants me to give him back
his permissions to deploy.
709
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:08,075
Dinesh: So I can push
out the right build.
710
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:10,077
The wrong‐‐
The build, guys!
711
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,120
The build we talked about!
The build that
712
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,164
saves the world,
but makes me poor!
713
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,208
Question is,
do we believe him?
714
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,419
In fairness, there are a lot
of reasons not to trust him,
715
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,046
such as he told us
not to trust him.
716
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:22,839
‐Dinesh: Believe me!
‐But do we trust that?
717
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,841
Dinesh: For once,
I wanna do the right thing!
718
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,968
Gilfoyle: Richard,
I'm gonna need an answer.
719
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:30,222
‐I don't have much time. ‐The fate of
the world literally relies on this.
720
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,307
Richard, it's time.
721
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,850
‐Come on!
‐Okay.
722
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,602
Jared: Richard,
we need an answer.
723
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:38,146
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are at...
724
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:41,024
Lawrence/Audience:
Ten, nine,
725
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,235
eight,
726
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,195
seven, six...
727
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,489
‐Fuck it. Dinesh, you're in.
‐...five,
728
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:50,951
‐...four...
‐Oh.
729
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,702
Three,
730
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:54,538
two, one!
731
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:57,666
Lawrence: Ladies and gentlemen,
Pied Piper network...
732
00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,043
‐(applause)
‐...is officially live!
733
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,711
‐(cheering)
‐(fireworks)
734
00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:05,298
The balloons are falling.
Is that a good sign or a bad sign?
735
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:08,885
Uh...
736
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,930
(music blasting)
737
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,892
The app is
now available!
738
00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:18,687
(cheering continues)
739
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:22,149
‐Lawrence: We did it!
‐Monica: Where are you guys?
740
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,027
Communications should be going haywire.
Are they?
741
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,488
I can still hear you,
so phones must be working.
742
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:31,074
Traffic is moving,
so GPS must be working.
743
00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,284
He's right.
744
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,703
GPS says I'm here,
standing next to you,
745
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,121
which seems to be accurate.
746
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,873
Dinesh, you fucked us.
747
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,708
No, he didn't.
We are generating noise.
748
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:42,169
‐Oh, okay. Sorry, Dinesh.
‐Dinesh: You're good.
749
00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:43,962
I'd expect me
to fuck us, too.
750
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,214
Problem. We haven't raised
the noise far enough
751
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,382
to drown out even Bluetooth.
752
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:49,301
Okay, so we're
generating noise,
753
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,886
but just not enough to
interfere with anything?
754
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,095
Dinesh:
Is this gonna work?
755
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,930
Did we just make
billions of dollars?!
756
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,183
This wouldn't be happening if
we had had time to test things.
757
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:58,560
‐Fucking kidding me?
We failed at failing? ‐(dogs barking)
758
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,478
Wait, why are they barking?
759
00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:02,439
‐(barking)
‐Gilfoyle: Oh shit.
760
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,608
Think we might be creating
interference that's causing
761
00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:06,359
the speakers in
the phones to resonate.
762
00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:07,777
And that's what
bugging the dogs?
763
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,697
No. Dogs shouldn't be
bothered by that frequency.
764
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,991
Well, then, what the fuck
are they barking at?
765
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,285
(woman screaming)
766
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,786
(music stops)
767
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:20,040
(crowd screaming)
768
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,754
Lawrence: Please, ladies and
gentlemen, please stay calm!
769
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,798
Don't panic!
770
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,468
(squeaking)
771
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,512
(screaming continues)
772
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:36,264
Dear sweet
mother of God.
773
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:39,643
What have we done?
774
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:42,270
‐(scream) ‐Emily Chang: In a fairy
tale turned nightmare come to life,
775
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,898
thousands of rats
streamed onto the streets
776
00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:47,984
‐of San Francisco today.
‐Reporter: Pied Piper's phones broadcasting
777
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,487
intense ultrasonic sounds
778
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,614
that began
repelling the rats.
779
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,825
The streets of Seattle became
the streets of Sea‐rat‐tle,
780
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:57,452
and everyone was sleepless.
781
00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,496
Giants fans going
home happy today
782
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,873
as the Cubs go down
swinging to the‐‐
783
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:03,333
‐Holy shit!
‐(squeaking)
784
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,627
They're calling it
"Rat‐mageddon." Yeah.
785
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:08,421
Except in New York, where
they're calling it Wednesday.
786
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,716
‐(laughter)
‐(music)
787
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,636
They literally became
the Pied Piper.
788
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,388
I mean, you can't make that up.
789
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,723
Rod:
Yeah, maybe you couldn't...
790
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:21,101
but I could.
791
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,645
Oh, for fuck's sake.
792
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:26,356
When you think about a lot
of the failures in tech‐‐
793
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,609
Pets.com, Theranos, WeWork‐‐
794
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:33,154
Pied Piper really is right
at the top of that list.
795
00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:36,700
Pied Piper is just a millstone
around AT&T's neck!
796
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,952
I say dump it! Dump it now!
797
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:42,330
I lost so much fucking
money with those guys.
798
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,125
I got rat‐fucked.
799
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,334
That's a pun.
800
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,211
I made it all back though.
Sweet investment
801
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,463
in the hair transplant sector.
802
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:54,092
What?
803
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:57,804
Rats, ah, yes, we have
some of them here.
804
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,682
Figuratively.
805
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,934
They are dealt with.
806
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,229
And so,
effective immediately,
807
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,106
I am shutting down
Pied Piper,
808
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,816
deleting its
code repositories,
809
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:12,819
and liquidating
its remaining assets.
810
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,572
All right.
That's our statement.
811
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,407
We will not be
taking any further‐‐
812
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:20,493
Can I just say
that I am just...
813
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:23,371
truly, deeply sorry.
814
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:26,249
Uh, this should never
have been built.
815
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:30,337
It is... technically
flawed to its very core.
816
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,382
And we should all
remember that...
817
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,469
forevermore.
818
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,263
Sorry.
819
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,724
(reporters shouting
questions)
820
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:45,226
Obviously, Mr. Hendricks
doesn't mean that in any
821
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:49,314
legally binding or actionable way.
Get a life, guys.
822
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,400
It's weird.
823
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:56,196
It really seemed like
Pied Piper was going to work.
824
00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,825
Something doesn't add up.
825
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,535
♪ ♪
826
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,414
Dinesh:
So, I did the right thing,
827
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,375
I helped save the world,
828
00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,293
my legs are
still super sore,
829
00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:13,088
and my reward
is that I'm poor.
830
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,967
What are you gonna do?
831
00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:20,178
Not sure.
Been thinking about teaching‐‐
832
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,721
No, not you.
833
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:27,268
Oh, uh...
834
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,312
I think I might
disappear for a bit.
835
00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:30,689
Maybe travel.
836
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,524
Yeah, I might travel, too.
837
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,192
Where were you thinking?
838
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,278
It may help if,
at least for the time being,
839
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,406
you pretend to be mad at me.
840
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,866
Look, Richard,
I was a world theater minor at Vassar,
841
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:45,870
but that is one Javanese shadow
play that I cannot perform.
842
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:48,081
(paper tearing)
843
00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:51,501
(sigh) Come on, guys,
let's cheer up.
844
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,837
I mean,
we set out to build
845
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,923
the best thing ever built,
and that's what we did,
846
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,758
right?
847
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:00,427
We succeeded.
848
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,179
And who can say
849
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,473
that they literally
saved the world?
850
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,851
‐Right?
‐Not us.
851
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,311
'Cause we can't tell
anyone what we did.
852
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,480
Right. Not out loud, but...
853
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,483
‐You know.
‐Silence is on brand for me.
854
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:18,236
Good luck, Dinesh.
855
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:21,156
(glass breaks)
856
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,450
Gilfoyle:
On the bright side...
857
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,999
I found another box of these.
858
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:34,169
♪ ♪
859
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,423
Richard:
Well, uh...
860
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:42,051
I was, I was a little
bit embarrassed, ha.
861
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,304
Uh, so I just, uh,
862
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,307
went off the grid for
a bit. I‐I‐I traveled.
863
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:50,185
I went to Tibet, actually,
to try and find Erlich,
864
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,437
but, uh, he was gone.
865
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,690
And then, I came back,
866
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:59,569
but no one really wanted to
hire the guy behind Pied Piper.
867
00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,738
Uh, however,
868
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:04,491
my best friend did hire me,
869
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,744
and now I am the...
870
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,455
Gavin Belson Professor
871
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:13,917
of, uh, Ethics in Technology
at Stanford University.
872
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,419
Big Head: My name is,
uh, Nelson Bighetti,
873
00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:19,714
and I'm the president
of Stamford.
874
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:22,801
Stanford.
875
00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:26,513
You graduates have
a lot of responsibility.
876
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:30,850
Finishing the important
work of movements such as...
877
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,354
"pound Met double zero,"
878
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:36,272
and "title icks."
879
00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:39,400
Documentarian: So, I think I know,
but‐but why do they call you Big Head?
880
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,486
Oh, yeah, just, you know,
881
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:44,030
boys being boys.
Making fun of my,
882
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:45,698
my big old dome.
883
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:49,744
Documentarian: It's not because
your last name is Big‐hetti?
884
00:38:57,418 --> 00:39:00,463
I'm the cofounder of Newell
Road Strategic Technologies,
885
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:04,092
one of the largest cybersecurity
firms in the Bay Area.
886
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,052
I am the cofounder of
887
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:08,763
Newell Road
Strategic Technologies,
888
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:12,225
‐one of the largest cyber...
‐I literally just said that.
889
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,727
‐...security firms...
‐I just said that.
890
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,313
‐You heard me say that.
‐...in the Bay Area.
891
00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:19,566
Things are better
when I say them.
892
00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:21,818
Plus, they're definitely
going to edit you out.
893
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:24,654
If they're not gonna use it,
why would they use it? That has‐‐
894
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,990
Why don't you tell them how you
bought the house next to mine
895
00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:30,159
‐because you love me so much.
‐Okay,
896
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:31,870
fuck you.
897
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,247
How's it going, guys?
898
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,457
Meeting time.
899
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,502
‐Gilfoyle: We have a meeting.
‐Dinesh: Mandatory.
900
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,796
What do I do now?
I, uh, I work for
901
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,673
a non‐profit in DC.
902
00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:46,509
It's a‐‐ it's a think tank,
and‐and we just...
903
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,137
think about...
stuff, you know.
904
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,556
Documentarian:
So, the NSA.
905
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:54,350
(laughs) The NSA?
No, no, no.
906
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:57,395
Farthest thing from
the NSA. (chuckle)
907
00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:01,065
God. The NSA. That's...
908
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:03,026
That's a really weird
question to ask.
909
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,861
‐(music playing)
‐Jared: Okay, Jell‐O.
910
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:08,489
‐ I love working with the elderly.
‐One, two, one, two.
911
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:11,367
It's like I get to have
a bunch of parents
912
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,036
and also be their parent.
913
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,872
No! No, no, no!
Martin, Martin!
914
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,415
She only has eyes for you.
915
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:20,209
We were dancing as
girlfriends, that's it.
916
00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:22,629
This fall, we actually
had a herpes epidemic
917
00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:26,132
among the residents, which
is bad medically, but...
918
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:29,260
from another perspective,
it's kind of touching.
919
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:32,305
Okay, we're on our way
to the hostel.
920
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,515
(sigh)
921
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:38,311
God, I haven't been there
in such a long time.
922
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,189
It was just an...
923
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,108
it was an incredible time
in my life, you know?
924
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,361
I never really thought
that I would have
925
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,696
a group of male friends.
926
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:52,033
You know, men just seem
kinda mean and hard, but...
927
00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,744
these guys were as sweet
928
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:57,080
and soft as rotten fruit.
929
00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:58,665
You got your book?
930
00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:00,375
Prince of Puget Sound?
931
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,002
(laughing): Oh, Judy!
932
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,881
♪ ♪
933
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,925
Hey, man.
934
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,343
Hey, man.
935
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,221
You okay?
936
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:15,765
Yeah.
937
00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:17,433
I haven't seen you in forever.
938
00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:18,893
I saw you last weekend.
939
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,103
(indistinct greetings)
940
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,646
You look great.
941
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:24,440
Jared:
Is that...
942
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:25,984
is that a woman's scent?
943
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:28,194
No, it's unisex.
944
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:30,780
Big Head?
945
00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,490
Hey, Nelson.
946
00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:37,245
I work a lot with people
who have dementia,
947
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,496
and I just
want you to know,
948
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,373
it doesn't have
to be a horror show.
949
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:41,624
Oh, cool.
950
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:43,960
‐Well hey, we're all here.
‐Gilfoyle: Let's go.
951
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,129
Let's go see Jian‐Yang, heh.
952
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:48,131
(struggling)
953
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:49,966
‐You okay? Richard!
‐Richard: Fine.
954
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:51,926
(knocking)
955
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:55,430
Uh... (clears throat),
hi there. Is, uh,
956
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,432
is Jian‐Yang here?
957
00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,601
Does he live here? We're‐‐
we're all old friends of his.
958
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,020
No, I'm sorry.
959
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:05,398
I bought the house
years ago from his estate.
960
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:07,567
Monica:
Estate?
961
00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,819
I'm sorry to be the one
to tell you this,
962
00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:12,071
but Jian‐Yang's dead.
963
00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:18,161
Uh...
964
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,413
Okay, so he's dead.
What do we do?
965
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:24,042
♪ ♪
966
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,628
It's different,
but also the same.
967
00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:30,256
Hey, Gilfoyle.
968
00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:33,551
That's your horrible corner.
It looks much better now.
969
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,011
Changed
a little bit.
970
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,596
They fixed my hole.
971
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,224
‐(imitates kick)
‐(chuckle) Don't do it again.
972
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:41,851
No, I wouldn't.
Obviously.
973
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,352
I was emotionally charged.
974
00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:45,563
Oh, the drapes.
975
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,567
Oh, that's a playful linen.
976
00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:53,029
‐Hi. I used to live here...
‐Girl: Hey.
977
00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,572
Back when
I was poor.
978
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,824
‐Cool.
‐No offense.
979
00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,118
None taken, I guess.
980
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,039
‐President Bighetti?
‐Whoa!
981
00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:05,875
‐How did‐‐ how'd you know my name?
‐I go to Stanford.
982
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,627
Oh, no way!
I work at Stanford.
983
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:10,421
‐I'm the president.
‐Yeah, I know.
984
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,465
What are you
doing here?
985
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:15,343
Um, I don't know.
I think 'cause Jian‐Yang died?
986
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,054
‐I'm not sure.
‐Who's that? Okay.
987
00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:20,473
So weird we're all back here.
988
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:23,810
Except for Jian‐Yang
because he's dead.
989
00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:25,228
And Erlich.
990
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:26,813
Has anyone
talked to Erlich?
991
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:29,524
Nope. No.
But wherever he is,
992
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,734
I hope he hasn't blown
through all that money.
993
00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:33,653
He definitely has.
994
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,239
Yeah, I'm sure he has.
995
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,866
(jeep rumbling)
996
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,413
Documentarian: We're
looking for Erlich Bachman.
997
00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:46,749
In the other village,
they said that he was here.
998
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,334
Is‐is Erlich Bachman here?
999
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:51,921
‐(foreign language)
‐He's here? He's that way?
1000
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:54,674
(chattering in foreign language)
1001
00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:58,928
‐lt's up here?
‐(chattering) Erlich Bachman!
1002
00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:01,556
(insects, animals chirping)
1003
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,143
So, this is
Erlich Bachman's house?
1004
00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:07,395
‐Erlich Bachman!
‐Fantastic.
1005
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,609
(muffled music playing)
1006
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,529
We're just here to
see Erlich Bachman.
1007
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:20,032
Hello?
1008
00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:25,371
‐(knocking)
‐Hello?
1009
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,540
(music stops)
1010
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:32,003
Whoa, whoa, easy, easy.
We're‐we're friends.
1011
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,673
Are you Erlich Bachman?
1012
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:42,096
Jian‐Yang:
Yes. I'm Errich Bachman.
1013
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,015
I can show you ID.
1014
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:47,685
That's my face. I was a‐fat,
1015
00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:50,271
but now, I'm a‐not fat.
1016
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:53,566
I'm sorry, this is
supposed to be you?
1017
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,570
(inhales, exhales)
1018
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,699
I have an idea.
1019
00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,951
‐(whistling) ‐Documentarian:
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa‐‐
1020
00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,870
I'm making the world
a better place through
1021
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,039
an intelligent,
semi‐autonomous agent,
1022
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,374
powered by distributed,
DNA‐based compute
1023
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:13,294
that automates personal
planning and scheduling.
1024
00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:15,713
Oh, bots.
Sounds like an atrocity.
1025
00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:18,090
Let's just hope you have
better success than we did.
1026
00:45:18,174 --> 00:45:20,176
Oh, what company
did you have?
1027
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,094
‐Oh, here we go.
‐(chuckling)
1028
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:24,055
Uh, Pied Piper.
1029
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:25,640
Dinesh:
Yep.
1030
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,016
I'm unfamiliar...
1031
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,517
Dinesh:
Rat invasion...
1032
00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:30,728
Jared:
We... we were a big failure.
1033
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:33,356
Eight billion dollar
valuation,
1034
00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:36,525
down to zero in one day.
1035
00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,778
Was that, like,
a social media company?
1036
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:41,280
‐Dinesh: What? Pied Piper.
‐Gilfoyle: Are you fucking with us?
1037
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:45,034
Thank you guys
so much for your time.
1038
00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:46,244
Jared:
Hey, guys.
1039
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,621
Guess what I accidentally
brought in my bag.
1040
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:52,792
♪ ♪
1041
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,585
‐Oh, no way.
‐(laughs)
1042
00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:57,672
‐Whoops.
‐(laughter)
1043
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,507
‐Richard: We know this thing.
‐Dinesh: Wow.
1044
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,300
I need a beer if
we're gonna do this.
1045
00:46:01,717 --> 00:46:03,010
(fumbling)
1046
00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,804
Jared:
Richard, be careful.
1047
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,431
‐Can I do it?
‐All: Always blue!
1048
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:11,477
Always blue! Always blue!
Always blue! Always blue!
1049
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,562
Always blue! Always blue...
1050
00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:15,815
(laughter)
1051
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,235
‐Okay.
‐All: Always blue.
1052
00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:21,237
Always blue! Always blue!
1053
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,571
Always blue!
1054
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:25,908
Always blue! Aah!
1055
00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:28,452
Richard:
Regrets? Uh...
1056
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,162
No.
1057
00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:32,832
No, I'm‐I'm happy.
1058
00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:35,209
Documentarian: And you
don't, you don't feel bad
1059
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,752
that you never got to...
1060
00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:38,921
make the world
a better place?
1061
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:41,257
♪ ♪
1062
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,675
Uh...
1063
00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:46,012
I think we did okay.
1064
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:51,434
I...
1065
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,519
actually could, um...
1066
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,772
I... I still have it.
1067
00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:58,441
One copy of the...
1068
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,693
Pied Piper codebase.
1069
00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:03,112
I have it on a thumb drive.
I could show it to you.
1070
00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:04,739
We won't...
1071
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,074
‐look into it, but, um...
‐(opens drawer)
1072
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,244
I just wanna show it to you.
1073
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,832
(rummaging)
1074
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,252
It's just got a couple
things on there that I think...
1075
00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:20,963
I, honestly,
this was like when
1076
00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:23,132
we were coding
the best we ever were,
1077
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:26,427
so some pieces of
this thing are...
1078
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,513
‐sheer elegance.
‐(opens drawer)
1079
00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:31,390
I wish I could
show it to everybody
1080
00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:33,726
because I wanna
show it to my students.
1081
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,979
Not my class, but another...
1082
00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:39,357
‐I know it was in the desk.
‐(rummaging)
1083
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:41,233
Okay, this is weird.
1084
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:44,153
‐(banging)
‐Shit, okay.
1085
00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:45,863
Where is it?
1086
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:49,700
(rattling)
1087
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:52,995
It's or‐‐ it's orange.
It's this big.
1088
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:54,413
It's just a thumb drive.
1089
00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:58,292
So, is anyone‐‐ have any of
your crew seen it or anything?
1090
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,169
I mean... right here.
1091
00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:02,880
‐That's insa...
‐(rummaging)
1092
00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,092
I had the...
1093
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,428
It's gotta be in the desk.
1094
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:11,514
Documentarian:
Is it a problem?
1095
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:14,308
Um, no, not a problem. Um...
1096
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,602
It's just pretty fascinating.
Although...
1097
00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:20,147
if it isn't here...
1098
00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:24,902
where is it?
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