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I am about to sit down
with AT&T,
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trying to close
this massive deal,
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but that all depends
on getting Hawaii right.
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And you would rather do Hawaii
than RussFest?
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I would rather...
do my own mother...
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than RussFest.
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I've made myself the CEO
of YaoNet,
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which I'm moving back to the US.
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Son of Anton, it's the name I've
given our new inference API.
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He can do whatever he wants.
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I call for the attorney general
of the state of California
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to launch
an immediate investigation
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of my conduct as CEO of Hooli.
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Enjoy the injunction, thumb ass.
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Don de la Renta,
the AG of California,
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- is gonna do what I tell him to do.
- Why?
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'Cause I have dirt on him.
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You ready to dump Hawaii
and join RussFest?
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It's beautiful.
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Boom!
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And upon entering RussFest,
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each attendee will be given
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a PiperNet enabled smartphone,
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which will give them access to secure
messaging, social, voice, Internet...
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So boring, right?
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You see the new logo? Huh?
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Huh? Check.
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One, two, three.
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Tres Comas Tequila.
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My brand. Dollar sign.
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Billionaire.
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Russ. Fest!
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RussFest.
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Right.
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No, yeah, it's-it's
gonna be good. Uh...
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- Yeah, it's gonna be great.
- Yeah.
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Well, uh,
anyway, uh...
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Crazy Town's
gonna be there.
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So is Puddle of Mudd.
You know Puddle of Mudd?
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No.
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Fucking Puddle of Mudd!
Dude, listen.
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♪ Everything is so blurry ♪
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♪ And everyone's so fake ♪
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♪ And everyone is empty ♪
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♪ And everything
is so messed up ♪
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Right? Yeah, you know
Puddle of Mudd. Awesome.
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This is a good meeting,
guys, excellent.
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I gotta jet. Bye, guys.
Cory, where you at, dawg?
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We're really excited about the
possibility of working with you.
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Cool.
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Yeah. So,
uh, what do you, uh...
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What do you think,
Michael? Uh, you and us.
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AT&T, Pied Piper.
Dealy deal.
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Richard,
your tech is impressive,
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but we're going with YaoNet,
they're a safe bet.
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And by the way,
it doesn't seem like
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you're telling your people out
there what's really happening.
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Hang on...
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No. Maybe you can do a
deal with someone else.
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- You know, there's, uh...
- No, no, we can't, Michael.
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Look, we already have
an agreement in principle.
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Okay, well, if you have
an agreement in principle,
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you can have a disagreement
in principle.
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I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
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Michael, I'm sorry that you're
missing out on this opportunity.
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Honestly, I walk everyone
to their car. Yeah.
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What can we do
to sweeten the pot?
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You know? Oh, we could
add cashless transactions.
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What if everything is
handled on the phone?
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Right? You use it to swipe into
parties or VIP areas... - Richard,
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this is done.
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- Okay?
- What about holograms?
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Okay, this is your last chance.
Are you in or out?
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- Fuck!
- That appears to imply out.
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Fuck. Fuck it. Fucker.
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- Richard,
- Cockfucker.
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People in there
have been working themselves
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half to death for
weeks for no pay.
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This is not going
to go over well.
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I'm gonna wait out here
while you go in and tell them.
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I'm not gonna say anything.
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If I keep my mouth shut, then there's
still a chance at snaking the YaoNet deal.
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But if I tell everyone in there
what's really going on,
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we won't make it to RussFest,
and we'll be dead.
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- Is that what you want?
- That's a fair point.
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That's what I thought. Okay.
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Let's get back
to work. Let's go.
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If this comes out, I'll cover
your ass if you cover mine.
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If what comes out?
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- My man.
- No.
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Oh!
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Dodgy gadin,
my merry knights of Piper.
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Sir Owen,
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doing valiant battle with
the authentication service.
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Yes, good. Yeah.
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Oh, and prithee, Becky,
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my queen,
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how goeth
cashless payments?
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Russ's pricing keeps
tripping us up.
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- Okay, how so?
- Well,
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this morning, he decided
everyone at RussFest
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should be a billionaire,
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so every dollar someone
puts into their account
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will now be worth
one billion RussBucks.
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Zwoons!
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So, what, like
a sandwich will be worth
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15 billion RussBucks
or something?
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Fourteen billion,
nine hundred and ninety-nine million,
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nine hundred
and ninety-nine thousand,
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nine hundred
and ninety-nine RussBucks
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and ninety-nine RussCents.
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Because he thought
that would sound cheaper.
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It's kind of screwing
up the interface,
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but the whole AT&T deal
is riding on this, right?
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We'll get there.
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Good. Okay. Excellent.
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Well, uh, code like the wind,
my lady. Yeah.
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Ho, ho! Good Friar Gabriel.
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How dost thou fair with
the ticketing module?
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It's gone.
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What do you mean gone?
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For some reason, Gilfoyle
deleted the whole thing
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- a few minutes ago.
- What?
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Yeah.
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- Gilfoyle?
- Yes, Richard. I'm aware.
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The drone dispatching
code has been deleted,
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and I'm working very hard
to restore the right version.
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Whoa, whoa. Drone code?
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Gabe just told me that the
ticketing module got deleted.
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Ticketing, too?
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Fuck, that's problematic.
I'll get on that next.
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What the fuck is going on?
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Based on the amount
of work left to do
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and the number of hours
left before the festival,
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I decided to
task Son of Anton
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to use machine learning
to debug some of our code.
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What? Gilfoyle,
are you fucking kidding me?
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You gave your AI permission
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to overwrite code in
the internal file system?
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- Were you gonna tell me about this?
- No.
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I thought that was
the company policy
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- these days.
- Okay, well,
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your AI just failed,
epically.
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That's unclear.
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It's possible that
Son of Anton decided that
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the most efficient way
to get rid of all the bugs
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was to get rid
of all the software,
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which is technically
and statistically correct.
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But artificial neural nets
are sort of a black box,
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- so we'll never know for sure.
- Hey, Richard.
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Did you order meat?
Like a bunch of meat?
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Like 4,000 pounds of meat?
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Interesting.
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I put Son of Anton on finding
us cheap hamburgers for lunch.
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It looks like the reward function
was a little under-specified.
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Okay, from now on,
Son of Anton is banned.
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Just write code like a normal
human fucking being, please.
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Hey, Gilfoyle.
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So, I've been thinking about your
AI, and its many deficits.
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I think Son of Anton's issue might be
how it's handling reward uncertainty.
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Your issue may be insecurity,
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masked by false bravado
and unisex cologne.
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Fuck off. It's not unisex.
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Hey, um,
Richard?
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I was curious if you had
a moment to clear the air.
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Is this about Holden?
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No. Holden's a bitch
and he quit.
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No, I-I wanted
to talk to you
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about the Gwart-shaped
tension between us.
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You know, she and I worked
very closely together,
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and now she's
working for YaoNet.
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She's, essentially,
the enemy,
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so it would be fair
for you to have concerns.
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I have no concerns.
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Okay, good.
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Because I don't think
about her, you know,
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or if she's hungry
or cold right now,
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or if she's still giving most
of her income to Rand Paul.
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Richard!
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Check it! Okay.
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Hologram question.
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You told AT&T that the hologram
would be interactive, right?
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- Yes.
- See, asshole?
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My hologram can 100%
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dry hump festival-goers
from behind.
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If they ask for it.
Hashtag woke.
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All right.
Let's go!
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Spidey jump.
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Ticketing's
running smoothly.
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Mobile purchasing
seems stable.
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That's good.
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- Russ. Hey.
- I fucked up, Richard.
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Why did I make one dollar
worth a billion RussBucks?
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I mean, everyone wants to be a
billionaire, but they didn't earn it,
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so are they gonna feel bad about
themselves? Why would I do that?
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I guess because I'm
an asshole and I wanna
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- have a bad festival!
- No, no, Russ.
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Don't worry about it.
Everything is amazing.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, I tell you what.
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Why don't we see the hologram?
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- The hologram's ready?
- It's up.
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- Yeah, let's go see the hologram.
- Okay, come on.
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This way. - Fuck yeah!
Fucking hologram!
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- See? There he is.
- Okay.
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Yeah, that's
pretty sweet.
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Fist bump!
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Dry hump!
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Double guns!
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Wait, what's it doing?
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Richard,
what the fuck?
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Well, uh, uh...
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Once more people show up,
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the network effect
will take over,
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and it will stabilize,
I promise.
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Do you swear? Because
one time, I threw a party
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and David Copperfield
said it was beat.
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- Promise me that this will not be beat.
- It won't be beat.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Yeah.
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I know, I know.
Why did I wear these pants?
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Part denim,
part leather.
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Pick a lane, Russ.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck, I'm gonna
change my pants!
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Jared, what are you doing?
Come on!
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Hey, what the fuck is going on?
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Russ's hologram is
glitching like crazy.
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We don't know.
Everything's lagging:
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our apps, third party
apps, transactions.
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Everything was fine and then
the network started deteriorating.
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We should be way closer
to 100% capacity by now.
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I'm running diagnostics,
but I haven't found anything.
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Also, this trailer
is filled with ants.
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Fucking Gabe.
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I'm sorry, ma'am,
I don't know anything
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about a Pied Piper
girls' coding camp.
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Oh, ask Priyanka. That sounds
like her bag of bullshit.
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I did,
it's not hers.
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I'm sorry. You said
you spoke to an employee
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named Eric Bachman?
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Hey. Give me that.
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Hi. Does your Eric Bachman
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have a Chinese accent?
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Okay. I tweaked the microwave
backhaul antennas.
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Did that make any
difference to the...
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Is there something
you wanna tell us?
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I respect you all?
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Hello.
I am giving a press conference,
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and I am so happy to be in
partnership with Ah-Tay-ee-Tay.
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00:11:53,194 --> 00:11:55,194
You can surf our
decentralized Internet
251
00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:58,361
like Hawaiian surfers
can surf the big waves.
252
00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:03,194
Whoa. Bombshell.
253
00:12:03,278 --> 00:12:06,028
Michael must've known
they were going with YaoNet.
254
00:12:06,528 --> 00:12:08,403
Did you know?
255
00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:10,778
You knew,
256
00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,862
and you added
more features.
257
00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:15,903
Ticketing, banking,
the fucking hologram.
258
00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:18,403
You've had us on
a death march for nothing.
259
00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:21,695
What?
Richard! No.
260
00:12:22,153 --> 00:12:23,611
Aah!
261
00:12:23,695 --> 00:12:27,236
Gilfoyle,
you're being awfully quiet.
262
00:12:27,319 --> 00:12:29,820
- Did you know?
- Now look, guys,
263
00:12:29,903 --> 00:12:32,820
these deals never
really ever close.
264
00:12:32,903 --> 00:12:35,737
"AT&T and YaoNet close deal."
265
00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:38,236
That seems pretty
closed to me.
266
00:12:38,319 --> 00:12:39,945
My guys.
267
00:12:40,028 --> 00:12:42,111
How dare you do
this to my guys?
268
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:45,153
Can we just please have
this discussion later
269
00:12:45,236 --> 00:12:46,987
because right now,
we need to figure out...
270
00:12:47,069 --> 00:12:49,194
We? Who's we?
271
00:12:49,278 --> 00:12:51,236
- We're out.
- Yeah.
272
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:54,842
What? Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
273
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,083
My guys.
274
00:12:56,171 --> 00:12:58,153
Gabe...
275
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,236
You can go.
276
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,778
I'll contact you all later
for your exit interviews,
277
00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,737
and I'm sorry about the ants.
278
00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:07,236
Well, at least
we all stuck together.
279
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,737
Okay. Look,
280
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:11,319
all the systems are built.
281
00:13:11,403 --> 00:13:14,028
I mean, screw those guys
for leaving. Their loss.
282
00:13:14,111 --> 00:13:15,778
We can still do this
without them, right?
283
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,862
No. Unless
the three of us
284
00:13:17,945 --> 00:13:21,194
stay up 24 hours a day for
three days in a row. Fuck.
285
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,361
Yeah, exactly! Okay.
All we need to do is just
286
00:13:23,445 --> 00:13:26,319
find the bug that's
stalling us and squash it,
287
00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:28,486
just like these fucking ants.
288
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:31,737
No sleep for three
days straight.
289
00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:32,945
Sweet.
290
00:13:35,111 --> 00:13:38,945
- Is that Gwart?
- Oh, no. It's a garbage can.
291
00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:41,778
No, that's Gwart.
292
00:13:42,445 --> 00:13:44,695
Well, she works
for YaoNet,
293
00:13:44,778 --> 00:13:46,153
so what is
she doing here?
294
00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:49,528
And why does she have access
to the staff only area?
295
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,695
Gwart hates Puddle of Mudd.
She's a Linkin Park girl.
296
00:14:01,153 --> 00:14:03,319
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
297
00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:22,903
Big Head! What the hell
is going on here?
298
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,403
- What do you mean?
- Who let her in?
299
00:14:25,737 --> 00:14:27,778
I take one
lousy shit...
300
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:30,945
Jian-Yang,
what is going on here?
301
00:14:31,028 --> 00:14:33,319
All girls
coding camp.
302
00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:35,486
I support woman.
303
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,528
Mr. Eric,
I'm finished.
304
00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:44,111
"This diet cream helped
my husband lose weight.
305
00:14:44,194 --> 00:14:47,194
He was fat fuck. Now, he not.
306
00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:49,737
Fi star, the end."
307
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,820
I wrote exactly like
Mr. Eric told me to.
308
00:14:51,903 --> 00:14:54,069
It's very good, Sophie.
309
00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,862
Very good.
310
00:14:57,987 --> 00:14:59,820
You're using underage girls
311
00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:03,153
as slave labor for a fake
Amazon review farm?
312
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,236
Yes.
313
00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:07,028
And-And you're using
the Pied Piper name?
314
00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:08,486
Yes.
315
00:15:10,028 --> 00:15:11,653
It's okay.
316
00:15:11,737 --> 00:15:12,903
I have money.
317
00:15:14,069 --> 00:15:16,611
Girls! Call your parents.
318
00:15:19,361 --> 00:15:22,570
- God, that really is her.
- What the fuck?
319
00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:25,693
It's sabotage.
320
00:15:25,781 --> 00:15:28,419
Guys, nobody's eating the peyote.
Will you eat the peyote,
321
00:15:28,507 --> 00:15:31,069
and then that'll break the ice
and they'll eat the peyote?
322
00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:33,236
What?
323
00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:35,069
You hate the shorts?
324
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:39,236
You hate the shorts.
325
00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:41,820
Fuck it.
326
00:15:41,903 --> 00:15:44,194
Just look at my fucking legs!
327
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,361
Let's go. Go.
328
00:15:49,403 --> 00:15:51,862
I knew it! I knew it.
329
00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:53,695
Our network's not slowing
down because we fucked up.
330
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:56,028
It's because YaoNet's here
and they are attacking us.
331
00:15:56,111 --> 00:15:57,820
Is SlipSox even
a real company?
332
00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:00,737
Incorporated a week ago,
no website.
333
00:16:01,903 --> 00:16:03,778
It's a cover.
It's YaoNet!
334
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,361
Laurie is somehow fucking with
335
00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:06,887
our routing to slow
down the network.
336
00:16:06,975 --> 00:16:08,700
But why would they
bother attacking us?
337
00:16:08,788 --> 00:16:10,695
They have the AT&T deal
all locked up.
338
00:16:10,778 --> 00:16:12,528
Unless...
339
00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:14,319
they don't.
340
00:16:14,737 --> 00:16:16,570
If she thinks their
Hawaii launch might fail,
341
00:16:16,653 --> 00:16:18,486
that would be a reason
to try to wipe us out
342
00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,153
while they have
the chance.
343
00:16:20,236 --> 00:16:23,403
So, if we can stay alive
till YaoNet fucks up Hawaii,
344
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:24,737
we could swoop in.
345
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:26,361
Like a basketball dunker.
346
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,695
- We're still in this, boys.
- All right.
347
00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:32,319
So, let's boot those meddling
bums off of the network.
348
00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:33,778
Enough of this crap!
349
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,486
Yeah. Well, uh,
that's impossible
350
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:38,778
'cause the whole point
of a decentralized network
351
00:16:38,862 --> 00:16:42,611
is to prevent a single host
from controlling access.
352
00:16:42,695 --> 00:16:44,570
So dictators can't ban
dissidents.
353
00:16:44,653 --> 00:16:48,945
Right now, there's no way to kill them
or stop them throttling the network.
354
00:16:49,528 --> 00:16:52,278
This is why things
are easier in China.
355
00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:57,445
China...
356
00:17:00,111 --> 00:17:03,319
Don't mess with Pied Piper
again, you little fucker.
357
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,319
Hello?
358
00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:15,236
Jian-Yang! Hey! Hey, uh,
what's going on, boss man?
359
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:18,486
It's, uh, Richard Hendricks,
from Pied Piper.
360
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,111
How's it going, dude?
361
00:17:20,194 --> 00:17:21,319
Very bad.
362
00:17:21,403 --> 00:17:24,111
My underage girl
slaves all left.
363
00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:25,987
Oh yeah, totally. Bummer.
364
00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:27,361
Well, you'll find them.
365
00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:29,737
Anyway, kind of
a silly question, um...
366
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,528
You know how you stole
the Pied Piper source code?
367
00:17:32,611 --> 00:17:35,069
- Yes.
- Yeah, and then you rewrote it
368
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:36,611
into what is now YaoNet?
369
00:17:36,695 --> 00:17:38,319
- Yes.
- Right, um,
370
00:17:38,403 --> 00:17:40,778
did the Chinese
government, by any chance,
371
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,695
require you to add a back door?
372
00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:45,278
Yes, I have
a SSH key in my house,
373
00:17:45,361 --> 00:17:49,069
- written down.
- Cool! Wow! Uh...
374
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,445
I don't suppose I could
get that from you.
375
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,486
Uh, it's just that
Pied Piper's in kind of a jam.
376
00:17:55,653 --> 00:17:58,278
Yes. Pied Piper...
377
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:02,236
Your white witch just
shut down my business.
378
00:18:03,028 --> 00:18:05,194
Oh. Okay.
379
00:18:08,236 --> 00:18:09,236
So?
380
00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:17,737
Hey, Richard, what's up?
381
00:18:22,611 --> 00:18:24,403
Fuck.
382
00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:26,820
Jian-Yang, please.
383
00:18:26,903 --> 00:18:28,695
Monica,
384
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:32,903
for the last five years,
you have been horrible.
385
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,445
You never smile.
386
00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:37,611
You never kiss me.
387
00:18:38,194 --> 00:18:41,236
I'll never give you
anything you want.
388
00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,570
I hate you.
389
00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:46,069
Jian-Yang,
I need that key.
390
00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:48,278
This key?
391
00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:52,820
Okay, let's...
let's just be reasonable.
392
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:55,236
- Gimme it!
- Shit!
393
00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:57,570
Come on! Fuck!
394
00:19:00,403 --> 00:19:02,570
- No! Stop!
- Oh.
395
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,111
Oh my God!
396
00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:09,445
Yikes.
397
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,528
You and I, we could've
run this town,
398
00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:20,028
but you blew it, mister.
399
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:28,445
A, four, six, capital G,
400
00:19:28,528 --> 00:19:32,403
two, nine, lowercase J,
four, three...
401
00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:34,987
Wait, wait, wait.
Wha-what are you singing?
402
00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:36,820
Is-Is that the key?
403
00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:39,945
Key? No. That's just
the letters and numbers
404
00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:42,570
that were on that little sheet of
paper that Jian-Yang swallowed.
405
00:19:42,653 --> 00:19:45,862
Yeah, for some reason, stuff's really
like sticking in my head these days.
406
00:19:45,945 --> 00:19:48,319
Wait. Big Head, Richard needs
those letters and numbers.
407
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:49,987
Can-can you sing it again?
408
00:19:50,069 --> 00:19:51,653
Uh, sure. Yeah.
409
00:19:51,737 --> 00:19:53,570
A, four, six,
410
00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:56,445
capital G, two, nine,
lowercase J...
411
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,570
Wait, do you wanna maybe
call Richard first,
412
00:19:58,653 --> 00:19:59,903
and then I could sing it?
413
00:19:59,987 --> 00:20:01,987
Holy shit! Yes! Thank you!
414
00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:04,987
Capital M, capital R...
415
00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:07,153
that's it?
416
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,653
Okay!
417
00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:12,611
Yeah, we're in! It worked!
418
00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:15,486
Thank you. Uh, thanks, guys.
Thanks, Big Head.
419
00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:18,486
All right, YaoNet, SlipSox,
420
00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:21,862
whoever the fuck you are,
you think you can fuck with us?
421
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,028
- They hung up.
- Oh.
422
00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:26,319
Yeah.
423
00:20:27,653 --> 00:20:30,445
- Wait, what the fuck is this?
- This is YaoNet's server?
424
00:20:30,528 --> 00:20:32,778
Fuck.
It's a honeypot.
425
00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:34,194
What, is that a good thing?
426
00:20:34,278 --> 00:20:37,570
No. It's not.
Run the "file" command.
427
00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:39,653
It's basically
a bullshit shell in case
428
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,711
the Chinese government
actually used the key.
429
00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:43,103
It's like a fake storefront.
430
00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:45,484
Okay, so they have to be
running SSH on a different port.
431
00:20:45,572 --> 00:20:46,778
How do we find
the real one?
432
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,778
We could N-map it
to check every single one,
433
00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:50,903
but that would
take forever.
434
00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:55,194
Okay. Fuck. Well,
435
00:20:55,278 --> 00:20:57,278
somehow, we have to find
the correct port number.
436
00:20:57,361 --> 00:21:00,111
Wait, what time is it?
437
00:21:06,236 --> 00:21:07,987
One large artichoke,
438
00:21:08,069 --> 00:21:10,236
extra rare,
cup of mayonnaise.
439
00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:14,403
I see you still take
your snack at 3:17.
440
00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:19,069
I know that
SlipSox is YaoNet,
441
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,153
and that you've
infiltrated Pied Piper,
442
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:24,820
and I know that you're here,
working with Laurie Bream.
443
00:21:24,903 --> 00:21:26,862
No, let me finish.
444
00:21:26,945 --> 00:21:29,945
We didn't end on
the best of terms, but...
445
00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:31,486
when we were together,
I feel like
446
00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:35,111
I really saw you,
the real you.
447
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:38,111
I saw you, Gwart!
I know you!
448
00:21:38,194 --> 00:21:40,194
No, let me finish.
I have to say this
449
00:21:40,278 --> 00:21:41,820
or I'm never gonna
get it out.
450
00:21:41,903 --> 00:21:45,486
Now, I wish I was asking you
to go for a walk with me
451
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:48,278
or to watch Magic Mike XL
for the umpteenth time,
452
00:21:48,361 --> 00:21:50,903
but I'm asking you
to give us access to YaoNet,
453
00:21:50,987 --> 00:21:53,278
and not just to save
my company,
454
00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:55,278
but to save my sanity.
455
00:21:56,278 --> 00:22:00,069
Because if I was wrong
about who you are,
456
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,903
then I don't know who I am.
457
00:22:05,445 --> 00:22:07,528
So there you have it.
458
00:22:07,611 --> 00:22:11,111
I've said
all I gotta say, and...
459
00:22:12,111 --> 00:22:14,153
it's up to you now.
460
00:22:25,987 --> 00:22:28,236
I see. So,
461
00:22:28,319 --> 00:22:32,153
Pied Piper's network capacity
is degrading steadily.
462
00:22:32,236 --> 00:22:34,111
Hmm, wonderful.
463
00:22:35,445 --> 00:22:38,778
And their adaptive routing
optimization techniques
464
00:22:38,862 --> 00:22:41,153
aren't helping them.
465
00:22:58,194 --> 00:23:00,570
Hey, guys. Um,
I'm so sorry...
466
00:23:00,653 --> 00:23:03,445
I don't know what you did,
but it worked.
467
00:23:03,528 --> 00:23:06,278
- What?
- Someone just messaged us
468
00:23:06,361 --> 00:23:07,945
the correct port
469
00:23:08,028 --> 00:23:09,903
- to YaoNet's ad server.
- Yeah!
470
00:23:09,987 --> 00:23:11,528
Really?
471
00:23:11,611 --> 00:23:13,445
Yep. Gilfoyle revoked
all their access,
472
00:23:13,528 --> 00:23:16,194
and is removing their app
from every client on PiperNet.
473
00:23:16,278 --> 00:23:18,778
In a couple of minutes,
we'll be back up to speed.
474
00:23:18,862 --> 00:23:21,778
Plus, we cloned
their repository,
475
00:23:21,862 --> 00:23:24,278
so we'll just poke around
476
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,611
and see exactly
what they're hiding!
477
00:23:26,695 --> 00:23:28,778
It's a big win
for the Piper boys.
478
00:23:28,862 --> 00:23:30,611
So, Gilfoyle,
479
00:23:30,695 --> 00:23:32,236
how much faster is
our network now?
480
00:23:32,319 --> 00:23:34,570
Zero faster. It's slower,
481
00:23:34,653 --> 00:23:37,403
- and still degrading.
- What are you talking about?
482
00:23:37,486 --> 00:23:40,445
About how our network is
slower and still degrading.
483
00:23:40,528 --> 00:23:42,445
We're currently at 60%.
484
00:23:43,236 --> 00:23:44,820
But that's not possible.
485
00:23:44,903 --> 00:23:46,111
Our network's
shit latency
486
00:23:46,194 --> 00:23:47,674
is slowing down
every single purchase.
487
00:23:49,403 --> 00:23:50,445
Look at the bathrooms.
488
00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:52,903
The scanner's aren't working.
489
00:23:52,987 --> 00:23:55,153
Fucking Russ
and his pay toilets.
490
00:23:55,236 --> 00:23:58,236
Okay, we gotta figure this out
or there's gonna be a riot.
491
00:24:00,778 --> 00:24:02,111
There you
assholes are!
492
00:24:02,194 --> 00:24:04,319
You guys fucking with me?
Did you get my messages?
493
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:05,570
Uh...
494
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:07,653
Messaging's stalling, too.
495
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,445
I sent you guys photos of
three different outfits.
496
00:24:10,528 --> 00:24:12,361
Did you hate
them all? Wha...
497
00:24:12,445 --> 00:24:13,570
What's wrong?
498
00:24:14,236 --> 00:24:16,570
Uh, no. Definitely
the second one.
499
00:24:16,653 --> 00:24:18,337
- I like the second one.
- You really think
500
00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:20,695
a white guy can wear that
and get away with it?
501
00:24:20,778 --> 00:24:22,570
- Definitely.
- No.
502
00:24:22,653 --> 00:24:24,361
You know what?
You're right.
503
00:24:24,445 --> 00:24:26,194
Fuck political
correctness.
504
00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:29,403
I'm looking at four
guys that fuck!
505
00:24:30,653 --> 00:24:32,194
Okay, let's rerun
the diagnostics.
506
00:24:32,278 --> 00:24:33,945
Maybe we missed something.
507
00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:37,695
Laurie!
508
00:24:37,778 --> 00:24:40,278
Laurie Bream!
Well, well, well.
509
00:24:40,361 --> 00:24:43,278
- Fleeing the scene of the crime?
- Crime?
510
00:24:43,737 --> 00:24:46,278
You can't win.
Your network is garbage.
511
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:49,278
And maybe, if you save us
some time by telling us
512
00:24:49,361 --> 00:24:51,445
how you're slowing
down our network,
513
00:24:51,528 --> 00:24:52,903
I won't go to the police.
514
00:24:52,987 --> 00:24:56,361
Slowing down your network?
That would be "un-tethical."
515
00:24:56,445 --> 00:24:57,945
Why would I...
516
00:24:59,194 --> 00:25:01,319
Oh. Richard...
517
00:25:02,486 --> 00:25:04,111
You do not know.
518
00:25:04,987 --> 00:25:06,361
Know what?
519
00:25:06,445 --> 00:25:07,737
As you correctly surmised,
520
00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:10,778
YaoNet doesn't work.
It does not scale.
521
00:25:10,862 --> 00:25:12,403
- Ha!
- However, we did not
522
00:25:12,486 --> 00:25:15,236
come here to attack you,
simply to observe you,
523
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:16,862
spy on you, if you wish,
524
00:25:16,945 --> 00:25:19,319
in order to see how you
got PiperNet to work,
525
00:25:19,403 --> 00:25:21,361
which, it turns out,
you did not.
526
00:25:21,445 --> 00:25:22,820
Uh, what?
527
00:25:22,903 --> 00:25:26,319
Your compression is inadequate
in the face of bottlenecks
528
00:25:26,403 --> 00:25:28,737
that emerge between
node-cluster edges.
529
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,236
Pied Piper does not scale.
530
00:25:31,695 --> 00:25:34,319
It is as impracticable
as YaoNet.
531
00:25:35,486 --> 00:25:37,486
- Fuck.
- Ah, yes.
532
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,445
That can't be right.
533
00:25:39,528 --> 00:25:41,278
And yet it is.
534
00:25:41,361 --> 00:25:44,653
I wish we had plagiarized
more functional code,
535
00:25:44,737 --> 00:25:47,653
and yet it is this technology
that AT&T has purchased,
536
00:25:47,737 --> 00:25:48,778
functional or no.
537
00:25:48,862 --> 00:25:50,945
And with Maximo's
sufficient funding,
538
00:25:51,028 --> 00:25:52,945
we will certainly be
able to weather the storm
539
00:25:53,028 --> 00:25:54,945
until we reach launch,
at which time
540
00:25:55,028 --> 00:25:58,903
it seems likely that AT&T may
deem our business a failure.
541
00:25:58,987 --> 00:26:01,278
However, at this point,
I will have already made
542
00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:04,069
many multiples
on my initial investment.
543
00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:08,028
Ah, I cannot speak
to your backup plan.
544
00:26:08,528 --> 00:26:10,153
Hmm, yes.
545
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,695
Good day, gentlemen.
546
00:26:21,903 --> 00:26:24,611
Well, she's just a hater,
and, no disrespect,
547
00:26:24,695 --> 00:26:26,778
- but she can eat shit.
- Yeah,
548
00:26:26,862 --> 00:26:28,194
obviously.
549
00:26:28,278 --> 00:26:30,737
We have to be able to
figure something out.
550
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,570
You'll think of
something, right?
551
00:26:33,153 --> 00:26:34,528
Richard?
552
00:26:37,528 --> 00:26:39,903
Six fucking years!
553
00:26:39,987 --> 00:26:43,069
Six years...
we've wasted!
554
00:26:43,153 --> 00:26:45,737
Building this worthless
piece of shit!
555
00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:47,820
Are fucking
kidding me?!
556
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:53,111
I'm fine. I just gotta
go to the bathroom.
557
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,403
I don't think
he thought of anything.
558
00:26:58,278 --> 00:27:00,445
Yeah!
559
00:27:00,528 --> 00:27:03,987
Go with option one, and I'm
not gonna feel shitty about it.
560
00:27:04,069 --> 00:27:05,778
Right?
561
00:27:07,528 --> 00:27:08,778
Fuck me.
562
00:27:09,153 --> 00:27:12,069
Hey guys, Richard's been
locked in there for three hours.
563
00:27:12,153 --> 00:27:14,111
Should we kick
down the door?
564
00:27:14,194 --> 00:27:17,111
No, let's honor him
with some space.
565
00:27:17,486 --> 00:27:19,194
I'll wait for him to fall
asleep, and then I'll...
566
00:27:19,278 --> 00:27:20,987
I'll lower myself
down through the vent.
567
00:27:21,069 --> 00:27:22,695
Would it be a dick move
568
00:27:22,778 --> 00:27:25,611
to ask him for his keys
and then we drive home?
569
00:27:25,695 --> 00:27:28,361
Well, he'd be
abandoned here...
570
00:27:28,445 --> 00:27:30,028
Holy shit.
571
00:27:30,111 --> 00:27:31,528
That's fantastic.
572
00:27:31,611 --> 00:27:34,319
What the... fuck?
573
00:27:36,028 --> 00:27:37,653
Hey, you guys?
574
00:27:38,528 --> 00:27:40,737
I did something.
575
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:43,069
All right, so,
I was, uh,
576
00:27:43,153 --> 00:27:45,319
fiddling around
on Gilfoyle's laptop,
577
00:27:45,403 --> 00:27:47,236
and I was
looking down,
578
00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:49,945
and then I realized
that the solution was
579
00:27:50,028 --> 00:27:51,903
staring at me
right in the face.
580
00:27:51,987 --> 00:27:53,069
Ants.
581
00:27:53,153 --> 00:27:54,403
It occurred to me
582
00:27:54,486 --> 00:27:57,528
that our network is kind
of like a series of paths,
583
00:27:57,611 --> 00:28:00,945
much like the trails ants use
in order to forage for food.
584
00:28:01,028 --> 00:28:05,695
But then, I thought
that we don't need better paths.
585
00:28:05,778 --> 00:28:08,695
We need better ants. You see?
586
00:28:08,778 --> 00:28:12,528
- Fuck gradient descent.
- What?
587
00:28:12,611 --> 00:28:16,945
I don't need to use Gilfoyle's AI
in order to improve middle-out.
588
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:21,153
I need to use middle-out
to create a new AI.
589
00:28:21,695 --> 00:28:26,862
A symbolic AI. And now,
it is teaching itself
590
00:28:26,945 --> 00:28:29,194
how to optimize.
591
00:28:29,278 --> 00:28:32,570
So, you fucked around
with Son of Anton's brain,
592
00:28:32,653 --> 00:28:35,069
and then gave him access
593
00:28:35,153 --> 00:28:37,945
to our entire network
infrastructure,
594
00:28:38,028 --> 00:28:39,820
- while it's still running?
- Yes.
595
00:28:39,903 --> 00:28:42,361
Richard, that's like asking
a robot to change your tire
596
00:28:42,445 --> 00:28:44,403
while you're driving
on the freeway!
597
00:28:44,486 --> 00:28:45,611
Hold this.
598
00:28:45,695 --> 00:28:47,194
Gimme.
599
00:28:47,278 --> 00:28:48,445
See, go.
600
00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:50,028
This isn't my computer.
601
00:28:50,111 --> 00:28:51,987
- It's not?
- No.
602
00:28:52,570 --> 00:28:56,403
And what the fuck is
Son of Anton version 2.0?
603
00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,361
What?
604
00:29:00,778 --> 00:29:02,361
- Huh.
- You were fucking around
605
00:29:02,445 --> 00:29:04,445
with Son of Anton's
brain before him?
606
00:29:04,528 --> 00:29:06,737
- Fuck.
- I have good ideas.
607
00:29:17,987 --> 00:29:19,403
Sweet mother of God.
608
00:29:19,486 --> 00:29:20,820
This is not my fault.
609
00:29:20,903 --> 00:29:22,695
I barely touched
Gilfoyle's AI.
610
00:29:22,778 --> 00:29:25,069
What's it doing?
611
00:29:25,153 --> 00:29:28,361
I have no idea. I told you,
it's a fucking black box, Richard.
612
00:29:28,445 --> 00:29:30,153
Do you think
there's gonna be a riot?
613
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,862
Oh, I'm sure 20,000 coked-up
douchebags will be very civil
614
00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:34,611
when they can't
get food or water.
615
00:29:34,695 --> 00:29:36,987
Holy shit,
look at the hologram.
616
00:29:37,069 --> 00:29:39,069
Oh my God.
617
00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:43,194
Whoa.
618
00:29:53,099 --> 00:29:54,874
Shit.
619
00:29:55,611 --> 00:29:57,653
- What did we do?
- We?
620
00:29:58,319 --> 00:29:59,653
Is it dead?
621
00:29:59,737 --> 00:30:02,695
- Am I going to jail?
- Hey.
622
00:30:02,778 --> 00:30:04,236
I can train you.
623
00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:06,028
Hey, fuckers.
624
00:30:06,111 --> 00:30:09,445
Popped a couple of Xanax and
then choked it in the trailer.
625
00:30:09,528 --> 00:30:12,319
Feeling much better.
Went with outfit number three,
626
00:30:12,403 --> 00:30:14,111
black jacquard.
627
00:30:14,194 --> 00:30:15,194
Why is it so dark?
628
00:30:15,278 --> 00:30:16,486
Um, well...
629
00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:17,945
Lights!
630
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:24,695
Sweet! Voice command?
That is fucking awesome.
631
00:30:24,778 --> 00:30:26,737
You guys are smart.
632
00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:31,153
Voice command!
633
00:30:32,153 --> 00:30:34,028
What just happened?
634
00:30:34,111 --> 00:30:35,903
Did it work? What...
What just happened?
635
00:30:35,987 --> 00:30:37,486
Holy shit.
636
00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:38,987
Wait, is that right?
637
00:30:39,486 --> 00:30:42,028
It's at... 145%?
638
00:30:42,111 --> 00:30:44,820
Now 160%. Okay,
how is this possible?
639
00:30:44,903 --> 00:30:47,486
Our network overhead
must've massively shrunk.
640
00:30:47,570 --> 00:30:49,403
It's insane.
641
00:30:49,486 --> 00:30:51,611
Oh my God. Okay...
642
00:30:51,695 --> 00:30:53,194
My middle-out,
643
00:30:53,278 --> 00:30:54,903
Gilfoyle's AI,
whatever the fuck Dinesh
644
00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:58,069
did to Gilfoyle's AI... - I
basically rewrote the entire thing.
645
00:30:58,153 --> 00:31:00,069
You guys,
646
00:31:00,153 --> 00:31:02,028
it worked.
It-It-It happened.
647
00:31:02,111 --> 00:31:04,361
- We-we-we did it. We-we-we won.
- It worked?
648
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,570
- Ah! We did it!
- Yeah!
649
00:31:06,653 --> 00:31:08,153
- Ah!
- You...
650
00:31:08,236 --> 00:31:10,236
are like the three
musketeers of coding,
651
00:31:10,319 --> 00:31:12,236
except you are
all d'Artagnan.
652
00:31:15,028 --> 00:31:16,862
- Wait, wait.
- What?
653
00:31:16,945 --> 00:31:18,486
What the fuck is going on?
654
00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:20,111
He's growing!
655
00:31:23,028 --> 00:31:24,695
It's beautiful.
656
00:31:25,153 --> 00:31:27,319
Eat a dick, David Copperfield!
657
00:31:28,862 --> 00:31:30,987
We hope
you've enjoyed your flight
658
00:31:31,069 --> 00:31:33,194
from Maui to San Francisco
this evening.
659
00:31:33,278 --> 00:31:34,778
Out of the right
side of the aircraft,
660
00:31:34,862 --> 00:31:36,445
you can see the lights
of Las Vegas.
661
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:38,820
And out of the left side,
you can see...
662
00:31:39,653 --> 00:31:42,361
I don't know what that is.
663
00:31:54,862 --> 00:31:57,862
♪ Let's drink some
champipple, baby ♪
664
00:31:57,945 --> 00:32:01,153
♪ 'Cause it's almost free ♪
665
00:32:01,236 --> 00:32:05,111
♪ Champipple, baby, till dawn ♪
666
00:32:05,194 --> 00:32:07,945
♪ You've got no
pressing engagements ♪
667
00:32:08,028 --> 00:32:11,319
♪ Won't you sit down by me
and drink some ♪
668
00:32:11,403 --> 00:32:16,611
♪ Champipple, baby,
till the champipple's gone ♪
669
00:32:16,695 --> 00:32:18,820
♪ Penny for penny ♪
670
00:32:18,903 --> 00:32:20,862
♪ Pound for pound ♪
671
00:32:20,945 --> 00:32:23,695
♪ If you're getting up ♪
672
00:32:23,778 --> 00:32:26,820
♪ For getting down ♪
673
00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:28,820
♪ Bottle for bottle ♪
674
00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:31,319
♪ Sip by sip ♪
675
00:32:31,403 --> 00:32:33,319
♪ It tastes even better ♪
676
00:32:33,403 --> 00:32:37,028
♪ When it's on your lips ♪
677
00:33:02,091 --> 00:33:03,899
Pied Piper can help scientists
cure cancer.
678
00:33:03,987 --> 00:33:06,361
- And cancer is bad.
- Cancer fucking sucks.
679
00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:08,862
"Hey, I'd like
some cancer, please." No.
680
00:33:09,648 --> 00:33:13,231
We built the single, greatest
network ever in the world.
681
00:33:13,361 --> 00:33:16,862
I would like you to give me
free shares of Pied Piper.
682
00:33:16,945 --> 00:33:19,136
You had plenty of opportunity
to invest.
683
00:33:19,224 --> 00:33:20,486
Yeah,
you could buy a Piper coin.
684
00:33:20,570 --> 00:33:22,862
Monica, two men are talking
of business.
685
00:33:22,945 --> 00:33:25,528
You can find your broom
and fly away.
686
00:33:26,194 --> 00:33:28,120
Gilfoyle is willing
to destroy everything
687
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,191
we've built just to prevent me
from having money.
688
00:33:30,279 --> 00:33:32,899
Your entire life has prepared
you to publicly fail.
689
00:33:32,987 --> 00:33:35,153
You're just failing
to see that right now.
690
00:33:35,236 --> 00:33:36,069
Don't insult me,
691
00:33:36,278 --> 00:33:38,069
I can fail circles around
you losers.
692
00:33:43,778 --> 00:33:46,153
Is this a good thing
or a bad thing?
693
00:33:46,695 --> 00:33:47,945
Someone tell me how to feel.
694
00:33:49,624 --> 00:33:51,653
Jared, bolt the doors.
695
00:33:51,741 --> 00:33:54,761
- What's in the bag?
- Clif Bars and a gun.
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