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Richard, it's Maximo.
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Now, remember how you refused
to take my money.
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Well, Colin,
he did take my money.
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- Now he is leaving your network.
- To go where?
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Oh, to the network run
by my new friend, Laurie Bream.
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- You guys, there's really no other option.
- Yes, there is.
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If Hooli won't sell us Foxhole,
we could just buy Hooli.
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Big question.
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How do we buy Hooli?
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You want this deal to close,
you bring us the forms,
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get everyone's hard signature
and then bring them to me.
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You're not gonna turn your back
on 30 years
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of making money together,
are you?
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I don't want to be in business
with any of you people.
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Everybody's gathered out there,
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so you should probably
say something.
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Won't they be happy?
I freed them from Gavin.
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Or your company
just swallowed theirs
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and you fired their founder
and CEO.
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All we wanted was
Foxhole,
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and instead we got
all these Hooli people.
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We really couldn't just
fire them, sight unseen?
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Uh-uh. Tracy from HR
has to do an assessment
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of each person first,
then we should can them.
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Oh, hey. I think I know
that guy. Uh, yeah.
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What are you doing?
Did you just wave him in?
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I-I don't know,
automatic social shit.
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Hey, Ethan!
Uh...
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- What are you doing here?
- You tell me, boss.
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Uh, Ethan was my first
manager when I was at Hooli.
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I didn't know you
still worked there.
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Yeah, well, we can't all
invent middle-out compression.
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Uh, anyway, I-I hope
I make the cut.
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Yeah, well, we're having to be
creative with the merger, so...
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Yeah, totally.
That's why I figured I could maybe help.
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You could use Hooli OS for
your entire mobile suite.
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Yeah, we're not gonna
spend months porting
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Hooli software over
to our protocol, so...
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- But thanks.
- Yeah, it was a good thought.
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Yeah, you wouldn't have to.
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When we iterated Hooli
OS 11, we reengineered
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the entire network
layer to be compatible
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with other protocols...
and you own it.
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How quickly,
would you say,
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you could, um, make it
work with PiperNet?
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A few weeks with
almost zero refactor.
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How much money do you think
that could save us?
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So you guys are planning
to build your own
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external antennas to deploy
for the Hawaii test?
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- Why?
- The zero-start problem.
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Until we have a critical
mass of users,
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iOS and Android devices
don't have enough range.
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Right, of course not,
but push-to-talk HooliPhones do.
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HooliPhones?
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You want us to roll out
our network on push-to-talk,
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janky-ass HooliPhones?
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Laugh it up, but,
uh, the fact that
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they still have low power,
omnidirectional antennas
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means they have
a radius of four miles.
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What is your antenna's range?
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- One mile?
- Wrong.
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One-point-one-five.
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Okay. Line of sight, though.
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- Maybe.
- Richard,
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you guys just bought
250,000 HooliPhones.
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Instead of spending more money on
expensive and mediocre antennas,
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why not just give away
HooliPhones for the test?
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Delete.
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You know, Ethan, could you
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walk us through the Hooli OS
side of all this work?
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Yeah, totally,
but I think it'd go faster
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if I just took point
and your guys backed me up.
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I'm sorry, what do you
mean, back you up?
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Guys, we are
in a huge hole here.
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Whatever it takes
to get us out of it, please.
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Um, why don't you talk
to Tracy in HR,
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and you can get
your start-paperwork.
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Cool! Looks I already earned my
keep, huh, Patches?
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Patches.
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Yeah. Oh, that's weird
that you remember that.
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Um, so, Patches.
I'll tell them.
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Uh, first
day at Hooli,
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I wore this sweater that had
these, like, elbow pads on it.
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- Anyway, uh...
- HooliPhones?
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Are you fucking serious?
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You just laid down and let
that guy roll all over us.
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Look, I don't wanna use Hooli
shit anymore than you guys,
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but this is for the greater
good of the company.
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This will get us
to a working test.
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This will get us to Hawaii.
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Hey! Holden.
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I asked for a water.
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*SILICON VALLEY*
Season 06 Episode 04
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*SILICON VALLEY*
Episode Title :"Maximizing Alphaness"
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh... Laurie.
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This will be sound.
Excuse me one minute.
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- Laurie.
- Oh, Monica.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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I'm now using touch as a means
to communicate friendship.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, um, is
that Kara Swisher?
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What do guys do in there?
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We are uplifting each other
while we plan our annual
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Women in Tech Empowerment panel.
Kara's moderating.
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Oh my God.
Is that Susan...
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Susan Wojcicki from YouTube.
Don't point, it's unseemly.
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Laurie, you do know
that I am the CFO
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of a prominent tech company
and just personally led
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- the acquisition of Hooli?
- Yes, I am aware.
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My partner Maximo is,
hmm... unpleased.
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I'm just saying,
I-I would love to do the panel.
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Why? You don't mentor,
you don't volunteer,
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you don't develop
programs for women.
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You've never shown the slightest
interest in supporting women.
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Of course I have!
Which is why
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I wanna do your panel with
Susan Wojcicki from YouTube.
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Well...
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we do have a lot
of funny people.
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You could add... balance.
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Are you eating
the entire leaf?
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It's amazing how wasteful
people in the West can be.
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Hoover.
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This book will send shockwaves
throughout the Valley.
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Cold Ice Cream
and Hot Kisses.
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This is about your
experience at Hooli?
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No, no.
It's a coming-of-age story
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about a lost,
yet handsome teen
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growing up
one fateful summer in Maine.
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Now, get that
to the publishers.
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I want the hardback in my hand
by tomorrow lunchtime.
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Sir, it takes
a bit longer than that.
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We have to send it out to publishing
houses and then find an editor.
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Editors are for people who can't
write correctly the first time.
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We'll self-publish.
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And this really isn't
about tech?
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No.
I've left tech for good.
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Now, I have a chance
to do something important.
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Write a thinly veiled
roman à clef
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set in a whale-themed
B and B.
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So look, Monica, um,
I was looking over the org chart,
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and I think I'm gonna put
you in charge of Foxhole.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I mean, while I know
that you and I were saying
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that maybe some people might find
it a little misogynist or offensive.
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I think that we if we had
a woman at the helm,
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it might change the optics,
and since you don't really care...
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No, I-I-I do care.
I care deeply.
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No, you don't. I mean,
you literally said,
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"If a bunch of dumb
Marines wanna cheat
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on their dumb wives,
what the fuck do I care?"
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I don't think I used
those exact words.
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I'm pretty sure
you did, actually.
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- You texted it to me last night, see?
- No, but...
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And then you also said,
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"We don't have to smell it.
We just have to sell it.
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- As long as those fat fat fatties..."
- Okay.
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I took an Ambien
last night, and probably
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should've turned off my phone.
Can you delete those?
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Okay. Monica,
just make it work.
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Please? For women.
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Hi.
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Bertram Gilfoyle?
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No.
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I'm John.
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Okay.
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I brought the HooliPhones.
Would you like to see them?
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I was told to help you
with integration.
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You know what, John?
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That would be grand.
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Okay, here they are.
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The push-to-talk
HooliPhone 13-X.
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Here's a HooliPhone
right here.
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And here's a HooliPhone
right here.
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- And here's a...
- Stop talking.
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Sit in that chair.
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Do not touch or say anything.
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Okay.
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Oh my God.
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Gwart, do you remember
how I-I told you
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I found my birth father in that
militia in the Ozarks, but...
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then it turned out
that guy was a fraud?
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Well, um, I just went in
for some genetic testing
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to-to confirm my diagnosis
of Marfan syndrome,
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and it turns out that
my real parents are alive.
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And they live in Santa Cruz.
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And they're
still together.
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What should I do?
Should I visit them?
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Are you upset?
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Should I have not allowed
somebody to sit so close?
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Because I-I asked you
if it was okay.
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If you had an issue,
you could've...
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No. No.
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It is my job to protect you.
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That is my responsibility.
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I shouldn't have put
you in that position.
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I apologize.
Do you forgive me?
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Yeah!
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Yeah, you're right!
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I'll be splitting you guys
into teams of four,
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then giving you guys different
test scenarios. Hey, Patches!
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Hey! Uh, Holden said that we
were having this thing upstairs.
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Yeah, I moved it down here.
It's just a better space.
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Go ahead, have a seat.
You're over there.
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I said we should wait
for you to start, but...
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The clock is ticking, though, right?
We have stuff to do.
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Busy, busy.
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Oh.
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Elbow pads.
Weird. Yeah, okay.
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Uh, actually, the first day
I was at Hooli...
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Yeah, I told them. I told them.
They all laughed.
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Oh. Heh.
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Come on,
put it on, Patches.
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- I don't wanna put it on.
- Do it! Be fun!
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Yeah, okay, sure.
I can be fun.
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It's kinda funny, I guess.
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Yes!
There he is!
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There's our Patches!
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Hey, listen, Richard.
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You know I'm just joking
around with you, right?
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We're all just having fun.
Thanks for being a good sport, okay?
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Sure. No problem.
Okay. Back to it.
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Right! Okay,
so as I was saying,
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with smaller groups,
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we'll be able to make
faster decisions, right?
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Light on our feet.
For example,
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do we think this photo
of Richard is funny?
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We do, don't we?
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God...
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We do!
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Okay. Cool, uh,
guilty as charged.
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Big cake lover.
You got me.
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Yeah. Well, I mean,
I was your boss for a year,
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so you know I have some funny photos
of you squirreled away, right?
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Uh, I didn't know that was a thing
bosses did, but, yeah, maybe.
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Speaking of which,
did you write that?
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- Ooh!
- Oh, my God.
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And sorted list
size is greater than
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plus, plus index?
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You ran a brute force
search on a sorted list?
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Look, guys, it was
my first day, and...
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- I was nervous, and I was hurrying, so...
- Really?
243
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That's why you decided to write
the slowest subroutine in history?
244
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Anyone could've made
that mistake.
245
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:16,020
Yeah, it's true.
In fact, I could ask for a show of hands,
246
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but instead of doing that,
uh, I'll just, uh...
247
00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:19,944
Could you have made that mistake?
248
00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:21,161
Could you have
made that mistake?
249
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,872
Could you have
made that mistake?
250
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,776
- Okay.
- Could you have made that mistake?
251
00:11:24,863 --> 00:11:28,051
The joke is that he's doing a
brute force search of the room.
252
00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:31,491
- Yeah, I know.
- Then, why did you do it?
253
00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:34,982
Could you have made
that mistake?
254
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,311
Richard,
what the fuck was that?
255
00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:39,949
It was just...
Ethan being Ethan.
256
00:11:40,037 --> 00:11:42,901
He was acting like your boss, and you
were acting like his noob employee.
257
00:11:42,988 --> 00:11:45,567
No. Everyone knows
I'm the boss.
258
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I think people were just excited to,
you know, Razz the CEO.
259
00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:50,768
- It's all in good fun.
- I did not have fun.
260
00:11:50,946 --> 00:11:53,068
I watched you get kicked
in the balls for 90 minutes.
261
00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:55,192
My balls hurt sympathetically
for your balls.
262
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Take off that sweater!
263
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It's fine.
264
00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:04,231
I mean, yes, Ethan
can be a little prickly,
265
00:12:04,319 --> 00:12:06,900
but he is gonna get us
to where we need to be.
266
00:12:06,988 --> 00:12:10,178
And I don't mind putting my ego
aside for the good of the company.
267
00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:12,418
That guy humiliating you
was not good for the company.
268
00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:15,030
He dominated you like
a silverback gorilla.
269
00:12:15,118 --> 00:12:18,025
Do you know why the gorillas
respected Jane Goodall?
270
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- Jane Goodall studied chimpanzees.
- Wrong!
271
00:12:21,029 --> 00:12:23,538
It's because she could kick
their ass, and they knew it.
272
00:12:23,647 --> 00:12:26,397
You need to assert dominance
like Jane Goodall.
273
00:12:26,669 --> 00:12:27,983
I have something
to show you.
274
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You're gonna need this.
275
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This is a video
of maximizing alphaness.
276
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What else happens?
277
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It's just this,
then it repeats itself.
278
00:12:50,071 --> 00:12:51,538
You just
kind of breathe
279
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and subconsciously
absorb it.
280
00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:57,901
Dinesh, this is the dumbest
thing I've ever seen.
281
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Fuck yeah.
282
00:13:08,026 --> 00:13:09,652
Hey, John.
283
00:13:10,632 --> 00:13:11,964
Yeah?
284
00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:16,317
Could you grab
my extra spudger?
285
00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:18,178
I think it's on my desk,
286
00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:20,217
next to my chess board.
287
00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:22,420
Okay.
288
00:13:28,524 --> 00:13:31,170
Cthulu limited edition, huh?
289
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- That's right.
- Huh.
290
00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:37,624
Anything else?
291
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,116
Nope.
292
00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:44,217
Okay.
293
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,553
I am so glad
we could do this.
294
00:13:48,664 --> 00:13:49,967
Yeah.
295
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,202
What are we doing,
exactly?
296
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,278
Well, I have had my eye
on you for a while now.
297
00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:59,436
It's what I like to call,
"mentoring from a distance."
298
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:01,973
We haven't spoken more
than five words to each other
299
00:14:02,061 --> 00:14:03,389
since you joined
the company.
300
00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:04,967
That's
the distance part!
301
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,316
Look, I-I came
here to talk about
302
00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:09,020
advancing
the careers of women,
303
00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:11,442
specifically yours.
304
00:14:11,529 --> 00:14:14,317
- Do you know how we just acquired Foxhole?
- Of course.
305
00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:16,489
Apparently, it's 90% men,
306
00:14:16,577 --> 00:14:19,944
and almost all the female
users are prostitutes.
307
00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:22,710
Which makes it a very
challenging assignment.
308
00:14:23,323 --> 00:14:24,683
It's also a big promotion
309
00:14:24,771 --> 00:14:27,060
and strategically
important to the company.
310
00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:29,734
And it's yours,
if you want it.
311
00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:31,913
But, I mean, if you don't
think you can handle it,
312
00:14:32,097 --> 00:14:34,512
I can just check in
with Becky, Nadia,
313
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,988
- Dani...
- No!
314
00:14:36,662 --> 00:14:38,624
I can do it.
315
00:14:38,782 --> 00:14:41,639
Awesome! For you!
316
00:14:44,196 --> 00:14:45,717
Caspian's heart
cracked open
317
00:14:45,805 --> 00:14:48,592
like one of his father's
briny lobster traps.
318
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,843
"Hannah," he whispered.
319
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,222
"I am not..."
320
00:14:56,998 --> 00:14:59,775
"Hannah," he whispered.
"I am not a member
321
00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:02,014
"of the prestigious
Prout's Neck Yacht Club.
322
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,014
"Truth be told, I am but a..."
323
00:15:07,412 --> 00:15:11,059
"Truth be told, I am
but a lowly man of the sea.
324
00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:12,921
She..."
325
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:18,023
"She was my mistress,
but now, I pray
326
00:15:18,111 --> 00:15:20,374
that you might be as well?"
327
00:15:23,678 --> 00:15:25,136
Thank you.
328
00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:29,026
- Name?
- Oh, I don't want to buy your book.
329
00:15:29,113 --> 00:15:31,681
I'm Allie Abrams, arts editor
at the Sacramento Bee.
330
00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:33,881
Do you have a minute
for a quick interview?
331
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,088
I'll make the time.
332
00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:40,764
Is it on? Running?
333
00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:43,842
Firstly, I work in the parlor.
334
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:47,428
I use a 1968 IBM Selectric II.
335
00:15:47,516 --> 00:15:49,345
In fact,
the tapping of the keys
336
00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:52,170
inspired the idea
for Lana's blindness.
337
00:15:52,258 --> 00:15:54,213
The tapping of her cane,
you see?
338
00:15:54,404 --> 00:15:55,946
Oh.
339
00:15:56,325 --> 00:15:58,030
I guess what I really
want to know is,
340
00:15:58,118 --> 00:15:59,740
why isn't this
book about tech?
341
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:01,217
I'm an author.
342
00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:04,335
Would you ask John Grisham the
same question, or Jackie Collins?
343
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,309
Well, no, but they weren't the
head of a failed tech company.
344
00:16:07,397 --> 00:16:08,983
You think I failed.
345
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,239
I didn't fail tech.
346
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,843
Tech failed me.
347
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,719
Tech failed all of us.
Look.
348
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,818
We should be
in a Waldenbooks,
349
00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:20,984
but we're here,
in this decrepit shithole, and why?
350
00:16:21,071 --> 00:16:23,967
Because people buy books
online, thanks to Hool...
351
00:16:24,174 --> 00:16:25,463
Amazon.
352
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,624
So, don't point fingers at me.
353
00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:29,507
I didn't write about tech
354
00:16:29,704 --> 00:16:31,701
because tech destroys worlds,
355
00:16:31,796 --> 00:16:34,249
and I,
I wanted to create them.
356
00:16:39,317 --> 00:16:41,651
May I have a token
for the restroom, please?
357
00:16:42,196 --> 00:16:44,663
Well, there's not
a whole lot to the story.
358
00:16:44,827 --> 00:16:45,997
Once you came along,
359
00:16:46,085 --> 00:16:48,943
Susan and I realized
the timing was not right,
360
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,467
and we needed to give you up.
361
00:16:50,654 --> 00:16:54,609
I appreciate how difficult
that must've been for you guys.
362
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,710
One of the hardest decisions
we ever had to make.
363
00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,686
Um, thank you.
364
00:17:00,022 --> 00:17:01,473
And I just want you to know,
365
00:17:01,576 --> 00:17:04,764
that I understand
and I don't hold it
366
00:17:04,852 --> 00:17:06,632
against you at all.
367
00:17:10,909 --> 00:17:13,210
You guys had kids after me?
368
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,045
- Well, one was after.
- Pardon?
369
00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:18,566
- Pete and Lisa were before you.
- Right.
370
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,311
I don't understand.
You...
371
00:17:20,946 --> 00:17:24,311
I was your third child,
and-and you... you gave me up?
372
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:25,452
Yeah.
373
00:17:25,539 --> 00:17:27,817
- It just got way too difficult for us.
- Mm. Yeah.
374
00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:29,651
Couldn't go
on as many flights.
375
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:32,882
Two parents, two kids...
That's a clear row across.
376
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,928
- Yeah.
- 1A, B, C, and D.
377
00:17:37,497 --> 00:17:41,038
So, you gave me up to simplify
your first-class air travel?
378
00:17:41,225 --> 00:17:43,778
- Oh. No, it's more complicated than that.
- Yeah.
379
00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:46,028
- Yeah, we had car travel,
- Mm-hmm.
380
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:47,442
- And taxis.
- Mm-hmm.
381
00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:49,866
We never really did
travel by train.
382
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,710
No, and I don't do boats,
so...
383
00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:54,116
Well, you did enjoy
that trip down the Rhine.
384
00:17:54,212 --> 00:17:56,208
I... said I did.
385
00:17:56,311 --> 00:17:58,122
Oh, you!
386
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,664
Anyway, when we gave you up,
we realized...
387
00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:03,289
- we had a huge mistake.
- You did?
388
00:18:03,446 --> 00:18:06,859
Yeah. We realized we actually
did want a third child.
389
00:18:06,946 --> 00:18:08,901
- Yep.
- Started trying almost immediately,
390
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:12,430
and we lucked out because
Donald is the best of the bunch.
391
00:18:12,518 --> 00:18:13,723
Yeah.
392
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,740
- Donald?
- Yeah, we love that name,
393
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,483
so we just wanted
to use it again.
394
00:18:17,571 --> 00:18:20,735
- Oh! Speak of the angels, they're here.
- They're here.
395
00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:24,045
Wait, you invited
my birth siblings here?
396
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:25,477
To meet me?
397
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,275
- Hi, Mama.
- Hey.
398
00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:29,438
This is Peter.
399
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,274
This is Lisa.
This is Donald.
400
00:18:31,362 --> 00:18:33,975
And this is, uh, Ken.
He's here to tell us
401
00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,571
- about the solar situation
- Ken?
402
00:18:35,674 --> 00:18:37,715
For the house...
so, uh...
403
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,709
Yeah, we offer financing.
404
00:18:45,403 --> 00:18:47,817
We just need one more minute,
and then we can go.
405
00:18:47,905 --> 00:18:50,321
- All right.
- Bye.
406
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,766
We never told them
about you.
407
00:18:55,078 --> 00:18:56,657
Didn't wanna make them sad.
408
00:18:56,797 --> 00:18:59,359
- Yeah, I-I see.
- Yeah.
409
00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:02,164
Well! This has been
really great.
410
00:19:02,252 --> 00:19:03,457
We have...
411
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,369
- We have a family dinner.
- We have a dinner.
412
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:07,539
Every Thursday,
we have Italian food, so...
413
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,310
Although, tonight, we're switching it up.
We're gonna do Chinese.
414
00:19:10,477 --> 00:19:12,494
It was one of the hardest
decisions we ever had to make.
415
00:19:12,581 --> 00:19:13,998
Yeah.
416
00:19:14,929 --> 00:19:19,243
Well, uh, Ken, we were
underwhelmed by your presentation.
417
00:19:30,498 --> 00:19:33,446
- Hey, John.
- Yeah?
418
00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,691
Did you move
the white pawn here?
419
00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,466
Opening move?
420
00:19:40,032 --> 00:19:41,365
No.
421
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:44,876
Okay.
422
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,038
I'm gonna go hit the head.
423
00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:02,383
I should be back
in about two minutes.
424
00:20:03,466 --> 00:20:04,967
Okay.
425
00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:10,516
Where's
the dunce cap?
426
00:20:30,044 --> 00:20:31,993
Hey, uh...
427
00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:33,828
Uh, Ethan?
428
00:20:34,094 --> 00:20:35,993
Yeah, Patches?
429
00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:38,693
I-I was actually
thinking that maybe
430
00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:41,240
we...
stop with the nickname.
431
00:20:41,328 --> 00:20:42,532
We had our fun,
432
00:20:42,635 --> 00:20:45,775
but maybe stop all the jokes
about my coding mistake
433
00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:48,317
from years ago,
and also...
434
00:20:48,404 --> 00:20:50,567
stop calling me Patches.
435
00:20:50,739 --> 00:20:52,099
Yeah. Okay.
436
00:20:52,187 --> 00:20:53,308
Butt Stuff.
437
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:55,108
You remember that?
438
00:20:55,196 --> 00:20:57,109
When you walked around
all day and your T-shirt was
439
00:20:57,196 --> 00:20:59,277
stuck all the way
into your underwear, all day?
440
00:20:59,365 --> 00:21:02,529
I mean, I remember it,
but no to Butt Stuff.
441
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,927
- Um, just call me Richard.
- Here's the thing.
442
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,037
That name makes
me happy, and...
443
00:21:08,805 --> 00:21:12,105
if you had as much
managerial experience as I do,
444
00:21:12,193 --> 00:21:14,900
you'd know that keeping
your star coder happy
445
00:21:14,988 --> 00:21:17,662
is how you get the best work,
and you guys need me
446
00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:20,324
to do really good work
because I'm kind of
447
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:23,130
the only person here
that can do it, so...
448
00:21:23,218 --> 00:21:26,396
I'm just gonna keep
calling you Patches.
449
00:21:26,591 --> 00:21:29,216
Is that okay with you?
Patches?
450
00:21:29,741 --> 00:21:31,991
- Oh!
- Aw!
451
00:21:38,795 --> 00:21:40,816
So, it's complicated.
452
00:21:40,904 --> 00:21:43,228
You were the clear
aggressor in this incident,
453
00:21:43,316 --> 00:21:46,451
but you're also
the only one who got hurt.
454
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,771
You hit him
in the forehead,
455
00:21:47,859 --> 00:21:50,263
which is the single hardest
part of the human body.
456
00:21:50,388 --> 00:21:53,526
I would never advocate violence,
but when you make a fist,
457
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,357
you wanna keep your
thumb on the outside.
458
00:21:56,552 --> 00:21:59,894
Yeah. Uh, I know that now,
but at the time, I couldn't remember.
459
00:21:59,982 --> 00:22:02,589
You did great, Champ,
but here's the bottom line.
460
00:22:02,677 --> 00:22:05,707
We gotta cool our
shit down with this guy
461
00:22:05,795 --> 00:22:09,196
before he lawyers up
and sues us a new hiney-hole.
462
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,782
You need to go talk to Ethan
and give him a sincere
463
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:14,923
- and honest apology.
- Without admitting any fault
464
00:22:15,011 --> 00:22:17,253
or describing what
happened in any way.
465
00:22:20,618 --> 00:22:23,025
I asked myself,
why would they reject me
466
00:22:23,113 --> 00:22:25,370
and not their three other
biological children?
467
00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,402
And that is when it hit me.
468
00:22:28,239 --> 00:22:29,410
It's me.
469
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,087
I mean, even as a baby,
I must have
470
00:22:32,175 --> 00:22:33,931
somehow rejected them,
471
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,222
and every subsequent
foster family I've ever had.
472
00:22:37,813 --> 00:22:39,527
Oh. Heavy.
473
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,072
I rejected Richard,
474
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,618
and every person who has
ever offered me safe harbor,
475
00:22:43,706 --> 00:22:44,776
and it has to stop.
476
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,433
I have to commit to Gwart.
477
00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:49,149
No matter
how difficult it gets,
478
00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:51,400
even if we're miserable together,
I am going
479
00:22:51,487 --> 00:22:54,400
to support her work,
and bring her food,
480
00:22:54,487 --> 00:22:56,790
and-and put her in her
prescription sleeping bag
481
00:22:56,878 --> 00:22:58,308
when she starts to thrash.
482
00:22:58,691 --> 00:23:00,812
It is the only path forward.
483
00:23:01,112 --> 00:23:02,620
Hey, that's
the best, man.
484
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,223
I feel like you made
a lot of progress.
485
00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:05,542
Ha!
486
00:23:07,001 --> 00:23:08,574
Gwart's doll gloves.
487
00:23:09,457 --> 00:23:11,363
I'm gonna make her so happy.
488
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,675
My book is
a fucking disaster.
489
00:23:18,237 --> 00:23:19,399
What have you got there?
490
00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:20,609
Oh, um,
491
00:23:20,696 --> 00:23:23,040
MSNBC wanted to interview you
about being
492
00:23:23,128 --> 00:23:26,417
an "anti-tech evangelist."
Their words.
493
00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:29,292
I told them you only wanted
to speak about two things:
494
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:32,130
cold ice cream,
and hot kisses.
495
00:23:33,307 --> 00:23:36,066
Who-who was it?
Was it Hayes or O'Donnell?
496
00:23:36,378 --> 00:23:37,532
Maddow, sir.
497
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,337
- Really?
- Yes.
498
00:23:39,425 --> 00:23:42,027
I'm sure all the major outlets
would love to have you...
499
00:23:42,664 --> 00:23:44,308
if you discuss tech.
500
00:23:46,177 --> 00:23:47,917
So...
501
00:23:50,652 --> 00:23:54,870
Do I honor my truth
as a starving author,
502
00:23:55,222 --> 00:23:58,095
or do I return to
the world I've scorned?
503
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:03,229
What did Publisher's Weekly
say about my book?
504
00:24:04,633 --> 00:24:07,963
Publisher's Weekly is a...
terrible magazine, sir.
505
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,317
Call Maddow.
506
00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:10,777
Yes, sir.
507
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:13,980
Bishop to E6.
508
00:24:15,608 --> 00:24:18,199
- Checkmate.
- Fuck.
509
00:24:18,735 --> 00:24:20,738
Okay, so that's...
510
00:24:20,908 --> 00:24:24,495
42 games
for me, and...
511
00:24:24,823 --> 00:24:26,480
zero for you.
512
00:24:27,654 --> 00:24:29,150
You wanna play again?
513
00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:31,331
I think I'll take a break.
514
00:24:31,419 --> 00:24:33,168
Okay.
515
00:25:00,725 --> 00:25:02,011
Okay.
516
00:25:02,646 --> 00:25:05,134
Well, thank you so much
517
00:25:05,222 --> 00:25:08,753
for the hilarious Susan
Wojcicki, the CEO of YouTube.
518
00:25:08,878 --> 00:25:10,566
It's gonna be a very
hard act to follow,
519
00:25:10,654 --> 00:25:12,484
but here to try is Monica Hall,
520
00:25:12,571 --> 00:25:15,230
the CFO of Pied Piper.
Come on up, Monica.
521
00:25:20,705 --> 00:25:22,659
- Thank you for coming, Monica.
- Thank you.
522
00:25:22,746 --> 00:25:25,495
I was thrilled
and surprised to be invited.
523
00:25:25,851 --> 00:25:27,930
So, let's cut
right to the chase.
524
00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:29,900
You recently acquired Hooli,
525
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,399
and one of
its properties
526
00:25:31,487 --> 00:25:33,567
is Foxhole, which
is apparently an app
527
00:25:33,654 --> 00:25:36,852
that military members use
to source prostitutes.
528
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:38,691
Yes, and that's something
529
00:25:38,779 --> 00:25:40,734
I'm not involved
with on any level.
530
00:25:40,821 --> 00:25:42,734
It's being run now
by a young woman
531
00:25:42,821 --> 00:25:44,540
I promoted,
Priyanka Singh.
532
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:47,206
I talked to Priyanka
before this panel.
533
00:25:47,294 --> 00:25:48,707
Priyanka, are you
in this audience?
534
00:25:49,113 --> 00:25:51,535
- Yes, hi!
- Hey, Priyanka. How you doing?
535
00:25:51,623 --> 00:25:53,452
Why don't you get up
and tell us about it?
536
00:25:53,779 --> 00:25:55,230
Well,
537
00:25:55,591 --> 00:25:58,483
when I first took over
the app, I was pretty lost,
538
00:25:58,571 --> 00:26:03,946
but, luckily, I was able to call on
my network of strong, female coders.
539
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,886
And almost
immediately, we came up
540
00:26:07,974 --> 00:26:11,439
with a plan to rebuild Foxhole
from the bottom up.
541
00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:15,109
Our first step will be to unionize
the sex workers on the app.
542
00:26:15,196 --> 00:26:18,150
We believe that friends
with benefits deserve benefits
543
00:26:18,237 --> 00:26:20,730
because sex work is work.
544
00:26:21,850 --> 00:26:24,566
And! And!
Why is it only for men?
545
00:26:24,654 --> 00:26:28,204
Don't our female soldiers,
who put their bodies in harm's way,
546
00:26:28,292 --> 00:26:31,949
deserve to put their
bodies in pleasure's way?
547
00:26:34,029 --> 00:26:36,119
I think it might be a good
idea to bring Priyanka up here.
548
00:26:36,206 --> 00:26:39,113
- Priyanka, why don't you come up?
- Uh, okay.
549
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,100
So, Priyanka,
550
00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:49,267
the business
of sex positive feminism...
551
00:26:49,355 --> 00:26:50,519
Monica, move.
552
00:26:50,738 --> 00:26:53,943
Like we say at Foxhole,
if you can scale Tinder,
553
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,026
you can scale
sex positive feminism.
554
00:26:56,113 --> 00:26:57,863
There's a seat in back.
555
00:27:01,797 --> 00:27:02,995
You.
556
00:27:04,496 --> 00:27:05,941
Who are you?
557
00:27:11,331 --> 00:27:14,077
Ethan. Hey, um...
558
00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:16,268
I owe you an apology.
559
00:27:16,404 --> 00:27:18,943
It's bad enough
that I used brute force
560
00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:21,354
to search
a sorted list, but...
561
00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:23,938
No, Richard.
I'm the one
562
00:27:24,026 --> 00:27:26,662
that needs to apologize to you.
You're my boss,
563
00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:29,213
and the way that I talked to you
was completely outta line.
564
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,081
I'm just feeling
insecure about
565
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,922
working for a guy
that used to work for me.
566
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,691
- Really?
- Yeah.
567
00:27:37,779 --> 00:27:39,988
I'm so happy to be here, and...
568
00:27:40,902 --> 00:27:43,735
I'd love to stick around
if you'll have me.
569
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,608
Yeah,
of course. Yeah.
570
00:27:45,696 --> 00:27:47,745
Great, man.
Thank you so much.
571
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,831
Sorry again. Thank you,
this is great.
572
00:27:49,945 --> 00:27:51,234
Dinesh,
I'm really looking forward
573
00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:53,152
to finishing up this project
with you and your team.
574
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:55,432
- Oh, it's whatever, dawg.
- Cool.
575
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,846
What did you
do to that guy?
576
00:27:59,339 --> 00:28:02,067
- I watched that video.
- See? I told you! We're alphas!
577
00:28:02,155 --> 00:28:03,510
- Fuck yeah!
- Fuck yeah.
578
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,948
Hey, uh, don't show
that video to Gilfoyle.
579
00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,212
Got it.
580
00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:10,231
Fuck yeah.
581
00:28:28,427 --> 00:28:30,799
- I see it's been handled.
- Yes.
582
00:28:30,988 --> 00:28:32,138
Good.
583
00:28:32,626 --> 00:28:34,547
So, I trust there's
no more need for any...
584
00:28:34,635 --> 00:28:37,047
No.
That won't be necessary.
585
00:28:37,419 --> 00:28:38,966
Let's hope not.
586
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,880
Can I go now, please?
587
00:28:42,037 --> 00:28:44,943
Very well.
Good job on the plate.
588
00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:49,873
Holden,
589
00:28:50,053 --> 00:28:53,146
did you threaten
Ethan in some way?
590
00:28:54,135 --> 00:28:55,988
He was causing problems
591
00:28:56,076 --> 00:28:58,026
- for Richard.
- Oh.
592
00:28:58,216 --> 00:28:59,638
Well, it's...
593
00:28:59,819 --> 00:29:02,013
it's good to know
that he's in good hands.
594
00:29:05,106 --> 00:29:06,636
Don't you have
somewhere to be?
595
00:29:06,724 --> 00:29:09,271
Uh... sorry. Um...
596
00:29:10,795 --> 00:29:12,461
It's from Gwart.
597
00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:17,404
"I'm dissolving my company
and taking a job elsewhere.
598
00:29:17,978 --> 00:29:20,373
"Your employment is terminated.
599
00:29:20,863 --> 00:29:23,982
P.S. Those aren't
my doll's gloves."
600
00:29:24,187 --> 00:29:25,312
Oh.
601
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:27,636
So, then I...
602
00:29:27,831 --> 00:29:30,456
I'm free to return
to work with Richard.
603
00:29:33,056 --> 00:29:35,380
Your position's
been filled.
604
00:29:38,324 --> 00:29:40,240
Oh, um...
605
00:29:42,210 --> 00:29:44,335
No, it hasn't.
606
00:29:46,092 --> 00:29:50,047
Sync corrections by srjanapala
607
00:29:58,905 --> 00:30:01,818
♪ Step out on my corner
with my box of rocks ♪
608
00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:04,435
♪ Drama covers my hood
from blocks and blocks ♪
609
00:30:04,523 --> 00:30:06,478
♪ See my homie
that I hang with ♪
610
00:30:06,613 --> 00:30:09,275
♪ Hit him up with
the deuce thumb thang shit ♪
611
00:30:09,362 --> 00:30:11,099
♪ Back then it came
with the love ♪
612
00:30:11,187 --> 00:30:13,183
♪ And niggas wasn't
tripping over scratch ♪
613
00:30:13,362 --> 00:30:16,068
♪ 'Cause we took turns
and we both stacked stacks ♪
614
00:30:16,155 --> 00:30:19,026
♪ And if you had a customer
you had him for life ♪
615
00:30:19,113 --> 00:30:21,667
♪ 'Cause Brad the true
hustler granted you right ♪
616
00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:24,888
♪ 'Cause if we gonna stack
leaves, then we gotta get along ♪
617
00:30:25,021 --> 00:30:27,691
♪ And he who disagrees
then gotta get him gone ♪
618
00:30:27,779 --> 00:30:30,628
♪ 'Cause if you start to get
paid then niggas wanna flex ♪
619
00:30:30,716 --> 00:30:32,068
♪ And ain't no
squabble these days ♪
620
00:30:32,155 --> 00:30:34,316
♪ So niggas brought the tech,
and when they find you ♪
621
00:30:34,404 --> 00:30:36,359
♪ They sending you
to immortal ground ♪
622
00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:39,317
♪ And ain't no coming back
from that shit you going down ♪
623
00:30:39,513 --> 00:30:41,901
♪ My pockets ain't hurting,
that's for certain ♪
624
00:30:41,988 --> 00:30:44,776
♪ You see a broke
motherfucker, it's a burden ♪
625
00:30:44,863 --> 00:30:47,692
♪ I'm the first motherfucker
on the block for the cheese ♪
626
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:50,728
♪ And I'm the last
motherfucker to leave ♪
627
00:30:50,947 --> 00:30:53,442
♪ My pockets ain't hurting
that's for certain ♪
628
00:30:53,576 --> 00:30:56,744
♪ You see a broke motherfucker,
it's a burden... ♪
629
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,206
I'm sorry, what is this?
630
00:31:05,294 --> 00:31:07,657
Russfest.
Three days of partying
631
00:31:07,745 --> 00:31:10,411
on a plot of land so far out
even Nevada barely wants it.
632
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:14,783
What's the newest killer
app coming out of Silicon Valley?
633
00:31:14,870 --> 00:31:15,653
Are you Tethical?
634
00:31:15,741 --> 00:31:17,911
No one
in town is ever gonna sign
635
00:31:17,999 --> 00:31:20,247
this hypocrite's
hypocritical garbage.
636
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:22,013
Hey, Richard,
are you signing Gavin's pledge?
637
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:23,965
Aw... what?
638
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,067
I'd like to talk to you
about your Piper Pulse.
639
00:31:26,155 --> 00:31:28,572
Your coworkers find you
unapproachable,
640
00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:31,090
with an unsettling stare.
641
00:31:31,272 --> 00:31:32,387
Okay.
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