All language subtitles for Ravens Home s03e16_English

♪♪

Raven: " Raven's Home"
was filmed in front of
a live studio audience.

-(bell jingling)
-♪ I said it's Christmastime ♪

♪ And I'm feeling fine ♪

♪ Can't wait to get
these gifts of mine, ah ♪

♪ So get on up ♪

Fellas, let me hear ya.

♪ It is time for Christmas,
yeah ♪

Ladies!
♪ It is time for Christmas ♪

Now fellas say, yeah, yeah.

Ladies say, yeah, yeah.

Mama say, "Shh!"

Booker,
we had a conversation,

and you promised that
you wouldn't start
your Christmas cray,

and wake us up until
right before Christmas.

-Mom, tomorrow
is Christmas Eve!
-(bell jingling)

Okay. Well, let your
cray flag fly, then.

-What's going on over here?
Why are you ringing the--
-(jingling)

Oh, those are
your cray bells!

Mom, you are on cookie duty.

-On it.
-(thuds)

-Nia, decorations with me.
-Got it.

Levi, organizing presents.
But do it in our room.

I need space to create
my Christmas magic
masterpiece.

And I need a place
to go back to sleep.
So it all works.

Aunt Chelsea?

Aunt Chelsea?

-Aunt Chelsea!
-Oh!

Eggnog.

Owen, are you serious?

After last year's debacle?

Wow. I really admire
your faith in me.

(chuckles)
Oh, no. I, um...

I won't be drinking it.
It's, uh, it's to clean off
the ornaments.

♪ Ohhhh ♪

- ♪ Hey ♪
-♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

-♪ Maybe I'm
just finding my way ♪
- ♪ Learning how to fly ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
-♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids
caught up in a crazy world ♪

-♪ C'mon! ♪
-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

-♪ We get loud! ♪
-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough,
but together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cos no matter the weather ♪

♪ Ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

(Raven laughing)

Yep! That's us.

(laughing)

♪♪

You know, Rae,
I'm doing things
differently this year.

I can tell, Chels. I can tell.
'Cause, you know,

the key ingredient
to eggnog is egg,

but I don't see any egg
on your shopping list.

Ah, ah, ah.
That's what the tofu's for.

Yeah.

And for the nog,

I'm using almond butter.
Shh! Don't tell the kids.

-But I love them. I have--
-(knocking on door)

They're here!
They're here!

(all exclaiming)

Boys, could you help me
with the tree?

Oh. Why just the boys?

Oh. We figured you didn't
wanna be covered in
pine needles.

Oh. Yeah, you're right.

Carry on.

Look at the tree! Aw.

Hey, I also brought the kinara.

You know, I thought we
could do it like we used to.
you know.

Hey, we haven't
celebrated Kwanzaa

since Mom and Dad
split up.

Well, yeah, that's because
Dad got the kinara
in the divorce.

And since we're
celebrating all
the holidays,

let's break out
the menorah.

Oh, it's already
in the windowsill.

This is, uh...
(laughs)

This is not a game
to me, bruh.

-It's the Christmas cray.
-Ah.

I'll take these to the back.

I'm in charge of organizing
the presents.

And those are just from us.

Santa will bring his
Christmas morning.

-If you need a hand, son,
I've got two of them.
-Yep. Come on.

Um, actually, Garrett,

I thought while I was out
getting eggnog ingredients,

you could help Raven
in the kitchen?

What? Why was my name said?
What'd you say? Why?

-I'll wash up.
-No, Garrett, we don't
have any soap for you.

-No, no, no. Go back home.
-Rae. Rae!

-Huh.
-Okay, listen.

Don't you think it would be nice

if you and Garrett spent
a little time together?

Listen, Chels,
if it was up to me,

I would embrace him
in a second.

You know?
But, it's, it's Booker.

You know how he is with
these assignments.

He's got the Christmas cray.

Yeah.

Booker, is it all right

if Garrett helps your mom
with the cookies?

Oh, great!

Now I don't have to find
something for him to do.

-How come the Christmas cray
never goes my way?
-(scoffs)

It's okay, Rae.
Listen, just...

Spend some time together,
you know?

He is Levi's dad,
and he's gonna be
in our lives.

Okay, fine. Fine.
Just...

There better be something shiny
underneath that tree for me.

Shiny, yeah. Sounds expensive.

If you insist.

Chels, look.

Look. It's my
Grandma Mary Bell's

-ginger snap recipe.
-Oh, my gosh.

-We used to make these
every Christmas together.
-Yeah!

I remember!

It really brings out
your Christmas cray-cray.

Ha ha! Yes!

-Yes.
-You're right!
You're right!

-Yeah.
-I just love that
it's been passed down

from generation
to generation, and look.

-Look, it's in my
grandma's handwriting.
-It's beautiful.

-So, where do you want me?
-On the roof.

♪♪

-Look at this one.
-(laughing) Oh, my gosh.

-Look how happy
Mom and Dad were.
-(laughing) Yeah. Hmm.

(whooshing)

Oh, yes! Yes, Devon.
I love you.

Nia! I just had a vision.

-Mom and Dad are getting
back together.
-What?

No. No way.
Okay, tell me exactly
what you saw.

All right, look. Okay.
So, so Dad was on one knee,

holding up something shiny,
and Mom was like...

(gasps)

"Yes, Devon! I love you!"

-Aah!
-Booker, come on.

Look, I know the holidays
are all about miracles,

but this one's just
not gonna happen.

Nia, why would Dad
bring all this stuff
from the past

unless he wanted to
recreate the good old days?

I think this is a new level
of your Christmas cray.

You know what, Nia?
I'm going to recreate
this photo.

Bring back the good old days.

Mom and Dad are gonna
fall in love all over again.

I guess anything is possible.

Yeah, I might wake up
with a Nobel Peace Prize
in my stocking.

Well, it won't be
for that attitude.

You guys are still putting up
Christmas decorations?

-Yeah. You wanna help?
-Oh, I can't.

Glitter gives me hives.
Yeah.

-Where's Levi?
-Uh...

He's in the back
sorting presents.

Presents?
See, now that's my speed.

Aah.

Here are the stockings
and the rest of the ornaments.

Oh. Thanks, Dad.
(grunts)

All right.
I'm headed downtown.
See you kids later.

Hey, do you mind if I tag along?
I need to buy something for Rae.

She's the hardest person
to shop for.

(laughs) What?

Maybe for you.

I know exactly what to get her.

It's gonna be shiny,
and it's gonna be
her favorite gift.

(laughs) Okay.
This sounds like
a challenge.

-Oh, does it now?
-Yeah.

Oh, gosh, what happens
when you lose?

Well, how 'bout the loser
does Christmas dishes?

(sobbing)
Bet.

-(laughing) Oh.
-(grunts)

-Bet!
-Yeah.

Hey, uh, I'll be right back,
you two.

I need to get something
shiny for your mom.

Hmm. Hmm. Um-hmm.

(laughing) Did you,
did you, did you,
did you just hear that?

-Yeah.
-Dad said he was going to get
something shiny for Mom.

Like a-- Like a new
engagement ring.

I did hear that.

Wait. Booker, could this
really, really happen?

I might be feeling something.

Yes!

-You're feeling that
Christmas cray-cray.
-Yeah.

-Oh!
-Come here.

Hey, your name
isn't on that.

But don't you want
to know what it is?

No. I mean, yes.

But we'll find out
Christmas morning.

Wait. How do you know
what's inside?

Let's just say I have...

a gift.
Look, check it out.

-(soft thudding)
-Underwear.

Socks.

-(soft thudding)
-Gym shoes.

-(tapping)
-Matching hat
and glove set.

Ooh. And it's ugly, too.

So, what are you getting?

Um, I'm not sure about this one.

Maybe it's a book bag.

Or a board game.

-Come on. Let's open it.
-Are you insane?

We're not opening anything.

Come on. But don't you
want to know what's inside?

What I want to know
is why my mom lets me
hang out with you.

♪♪

Want to see Raven's
favorite gift?

It's not shiny, but,

I think she's gonna love it.

I've already seen it.

It's in this bag.

Oh, yeah? Show me.

(chuckles) Fine.

Fine. Now that I know
what you got her,

I know I can top it.

-I'm taking mine back.
-No, no, no, no.
I'm taking mine back.

-I'm taking mine back first.
-No. No, you can't
take yours back!

-I'm taking mine back.
-I'm taking mine back!

We are going to be making
my special Christmas cookies

-using my grandmama's recipe.
-Oh, wonderful.

-My grandmum once--
-Nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope.

It's not about your grandmum.

Okay, that was--

That was mean.
I'm sorry. Please. Please.

(in British accent):
Tell me about your grandmum.

No, that was simply
a bonding tactic.
I never met the woman.

She shipped me off
to boarding school
and died a summer later.

It made me very sad,
but also very rich.

I'm sorry,
that was another lie.
I'm very nervous.

(in normal voice):
Why, why are you nervous?

'Cause you and I have never
had the best relationship.

You know what?
All of that is behind us.

It's Christmas,
and Chelsea told me
to be nice to you.

So! I am going
to be nice to you.

And me being nice to you
is a recipe for some
good old holiday fun.

Why don't you get that,
uh, roll of parchment paper
out for me.

-(crinkling)
-Aah! Ha ha!

Much news in the kingdom!

"Hear ye, hear ye.
The new jester stinks.

Everybody hates his jokes."

(paper crinkling)

Little, little, little bit.
Little, little bit.

Little bit--
No, stop, stop,
stop, stop.

Booker, I want our parents
to get back together
as much as you do,

but why are we recreating
our living room from when
we were little?

Nia, I am trying to
set the scene perfectly.

So just pay attention.

(speaking gibberish)

Now the elf goes
next to the sleigh.

And the sleigh is turned
slightly clockwise.

Am I a joke to you, Nia?

In that hat? Yes.

Huh. Wasn't the hat.

♪♪

Raven:
See, what people
don't realize

that the key to making
a fluffy,

yet moist cookie,

is how you sift the flour.

-Hmm. Mm-hmm.
-And you sift it like this.
You ready?

(squeaking)

-See that? See that technique?
-Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

Now, I gotta get
the baking soda.

See, baking soda
is a key ingredient.

And what most people
don't realize is--

-Where's-- Where,
where's my baking soda?
-Oh, it's, it's right here.

Okay. What, what did you do?

I organized the ingredients,

so you can move seamlessly
from wet to dry.

Oh.

Wow. That's, um...

That's really helpful.
Thank you.

I'm an excellent organizer.

Who do you think was in charge
of the prison library?

-Oh.
-Yeah. (laughs)

Wow. I'm actually
stumped by this.

Nothing has challenged
my powers like this before.
Nothing!

-We're gonna have to open it.
-Do you know how much
trouble we could get in?

Trust me, Levi.
They'll never know.

You're dealing with
a professional, kid.

(shoes clacking)

-(exhales)
-(whooshing)

(exhales)

Light.

I don't know, Tess.
Is this a good idea?

(gasps)
Is that a Play-mania?

We've been begging
for that console for months.

Let's open it and play!

Wow. You got on board
pretty fast.

♪♪

-(crinkling)
-Heating blanket?

-Heating blanket.
-What?

No, wait, wait, wait.
Chels.

Look, so this doesn't
keep happening,

why don't you just
tell me what you're
gonna get her,

I tell you what I'm gonna
get her, and we make sure
it's not the same thing.

All right. Let's do it.

-All right.
On the count of three.
-Okay.

One, two, three.

-Gloves.
-Gloves.

One, two, three.

-Boots.
-Boots. (scoffs)

One, two, three.

-Judge Giovanni calendar?
-Judge Giovanni calendar?

-Swimsuit edition.
-Swimsuit edition.

-Get out of my head!
-Get out of my head!

(sighs) Well, now that
you're being all honest,

what about the time
you said you worked
for Pan-Am Airlines?

Oh, I thought that was obvious.
They've been out of business
for years.

I-- That's what I was trying
to tell Chelsea, but she was--

-Determined to believe me?
-(chuckling) Yes.

Oh.

I'm happy we're
turning over a new leaf.

You're funny.
How's that buttering coming?

(splats)

All finished.

Perfect. Here.
Why don't you
turn on the mixer,

and tell me how many teaspoons
of cinnamon I'm gonna need.

I gotta wash off these spoons.

(mixer whirring)

Have a look.

-No, no, no.
-(grinding)

(yelling)

-(grinding)
-Aah. It was worse.

-What did you do?
-I just got butterfingers.

(gasps, then cries out)
Garrett, what did you do?

-Aah.
-This was my grandmother's
handwritten recipe!

-We, we could just towel it off.
-No! No, don't. Don't.
Stop it! Stop it!

(in British accent):
You can't just towel it off!
You can't towel it off!

(in normal voice):
You ruined it!

I'm sorry, love.
I didn't mean to drop it.

Would it make you feel
any better if I told you

that I took a photo
of the recipe?

-Did you?
-No, I'm nervous.
I went back to lying.

Out! Get out!

♪♪

Tess:
Where's the plug?

Whew. There it is.

-(shattering)
-(shrieks)

What was that?

(screams)

Chill, little dude.

It's okay.
We'll put it back together.

(clattering)

Look at it!

There's no putting it back!
It's broken!

Uh, it's getting late.
I'm gonna go.

-Yeah. Go ahead and go.
-All right.

I'll take care of this.

I'll tell my mom
and Auntie Rae
that I broke it.

And that it was your idea
to open the presents.

And you know
they'll believe me.

And the first thing
they will do,

is take away your
food privileges.

(gasps)
You wouldn't!

-Wouldn't you?
-Aw, dang it.

You're tough, little man.

Fine. I guess we gotta
come up with a plan

to keep everyone
from finding out
it was us.

I got it!

It's called
"Operation Do Nothing."

So we'll re-wrap the console,

put it under the tree,

then you guys will open it
Christmas morning

just like normal, and--
(gasps)

"Oh, my gosh.
It came broken?"

Oh!

Then my mom and Auntie Rae
will exchange it,

and all will be right
with the world.

-You see?
-(both clapping)

Easy-peasy.

Okay, guys.
What do you think?

It's my Grandma Mary Bell's
recipe

flavored with my
Grandma Mary Bell's
recipe card.

(crunching)

Well, that tastes like
some family love, sugar.

I hope you got dish soap
in there because I found Rae
the perfect gift.

Oh, gosh,
I did get dish soap,

-and you're gonna be using it.
-(chuckles)

(knocking on door)

(singsongy): Oh, gee.
I wonder who that could be.

What did you do?

I put our name
on the building
caroling list.

You remember how much
Mom and Dad used to love to
sing along with the carolers?

Wow. Book, you really
thought of everything.

(knocking continues)

-Mom, I really think
you should get the door.
-Mm-hmm.

Aren't you closer to the door?

How come I have to
walk all the way
from the kitchen

and get the door?

Seems to me, next time
you're opening the door.

You better be glad
it's the holidays.

All:
♪ Silent night ♪

♪ Holy night ♪

-♪ All-- ♪
-(slaps)

Wow. Times have changed.

-It's okay, though, 'cause
that's not the main event.
-Okay.

Oh! Mom, Dad,
since we're all here together,

will you put the star
on top of the tree?

-Oh. Yeah.
-It's tradition.

-(clears throat) Ooh, ooh.
Oh, my goodness.
-(tree rustling)

Oh, yes. Yes, Devon.
I love you.

You saved my
family's ornament.
I mean,

if this would have broke,
I would have been
brokenhearted.

That was my vision.

Oh!

Oh, you thought because
Dad was on his knees,

that he was gonna
propose to her?

(sighs)

Hey, Book, you okay?

I just need some air.

♪♪

Can you pick a warmer
place to be upset?

Trust me, the boiler room
is just as depressing.

Nia, it was
the clearest vision
I've ever had in my life.

I believe you.

And I really wanted it
to be true, too,
but I guess...

It's just not meant to be.

You know? And...

We've got to be okay with that.
Mom and Dad are happy.

But, you know,
this was supposed to be
our Christmas miracle.

Maybe our Christmas miracle

is recognizing how
great our lives are.

-Whether our parents
are together or not.
-Booker: What do you mean?

Booker, we can't
control our parents.

What we can control is if
we're there for each other
or not.

Plus, I wanna see
how long it takes you

-to grow into that
big head of yours.
-(chuckles)

Yeah, and I wanna see
how long it takes you

to grow out of
that bad attitude.

Okay, kids.
All right. Listen.

We were listening,
and, Booker,

I'm sorry you're disappointed.
But just because

your Dad and I
aren't together,

doesn't mean that
we're not still a family.

I guess just
seeing the kinara

and all those old
family photos just...

made me think about
how things used to be.

Yeah, even I thought
Booker's vision
was gonna come true

when Dad said he was off
to buy Mom something shiny.

Ooh, you were gonna
buy me something shiny?
Give it to me!

So I said "something shiny"
and you both assumed
I meant a ring?

No, no, no. A bracelet,
or earring, you know.

Or a tiara.
Ooh, I, I look good
in a tiara.

Rae, it's not the time.

(exhales)
Listen, kids.

I know it's
the holiday season,

and we're all looking for
that Christmas miracle,

but us being together
is a miracle in itself.

-Ooh, that's true, Rae.
It's like a zero-degree miracle.
-Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah,
it is freezing.

Oh, you're freezing?

You'd be out here
without a coat
if it weren't for me.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I owe you one.
-Eh.

This one's on the house.
It's Christmas.

Also, your gift
hasn't arrived yet.

Also, I didn't order it.

Also, I don't have any money.

♪♪

And let me see--
(gasps)

Uh-uh! Hat and gloves!

Oh, you're good.
And it is ugly.

I love that he has
the Christmas cray.

It's like he
loves everything.

Here you go, Rae.
Merry Christmas.

-Oh, thank you!
-Yeah.

-Merry Christmas, Rae.
-Well, thank you!

(gasps)
You both got me
gift cards?

-Dang it!
-Dang it!

No, you guys.
It's like you didn't
know what I wanted,

but you knew where
I'd get it from.
Thank you so much.

-Oh. Yeah.
-Hmm.

Merry Christmas, Raven.

I'm sorry for screwing
things up in the kitchen.

But now I know how much
your recipe cards mean to you,

so I wanted to get you something
that would keep them safe.

Like how you kept
my family safe
while I was away.

(squealing):
Oh, I love it so much!
Thank you!

(laughs)

Man, after all that,

Garrett gave her
the best gift.

I wash, you dry?

Yeah. Yeah.

Ugh.

-(screams)
-(thuds)

Ow!

Who put this butter
on the floor?

♪♪

(kids laughing)

Hey, you guys, look.
There's still a present
underneath the tree!

-Nia: Whoa.
-Oh, but there's
no name on it.

Oh, it's probably
just an empty box.

Let's save it for Boxing Day!

What? Don't be silly, honey.
Just open it now.

No, if the kids want to wait,
just let them wait.

-I don't wanna wait.
-Booker, you're not
all the kids, right?

Okay, can someone just
open the box, please?

Stay calm, Levi.

I, I can't do it, Tess.

I have to tell them.

Stay calm, Garrett.

I can't do it, Devon.
I've tasted butter-coated
honesty,

and I can't go back.

-(paper ripping)
-Yo, it's a Play-mania?

-We broke it!
-We broke it!

-What? What are you guys
talking about?
-Yeah.

Well, we bought it for the kids,

and couldn't help but
give it a test run,

and test results are
it's very easy to break.

Wait, so you broke it
before we did?

It's called
"Operation Do Nothing,"
Levi.

You're doing the most.

We ordered a new one,
but it's not gonna be here

till later this week. So...

-The broken one's
just the placeholder.
-Oh.

Um, this isn't broken.

Wait, then, where'd
that one come from?

(distant bells jingling)

-(distant whooshing)
-Booker: What?

(laughing)
Merry Christmas, family.

All:
Merry Christmas!

-Aw!
-(all chattering)