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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:19,803 Previously on Now Apocalypse. 2 00:00:21,979 --> 00:00:24,132 Aah! 3 00:00:24,133 --> 00:00:26,395 From the moment me and Gabriel met, there was this 4 00:00:26,396 --> 00:00:29,742 supernatural connection between us, and then he disappears. 5 00:00:30,795 --> 00:00:34,395 If we wanna be with another person, we can do it together. 6 00:00:34,396 --> 00:00:36,007 It's my cam client, we were sexting earlier. 7 00:00:36,008 --> 00:00:37,751 - Is this the pee guy? - Yeah, Worm. 8 00:00:37,752 --> 00:00:38,880 He watched me pee in the bathtub. 9 00:00:38,881 --> 00:00:40,670 - What are you looking at? - Pics from that photo shoot 10 00:00:40,671 --> 00:00:42,038 I did with that director guy, Otto. 11 00:00:42,039 --> 00:00:43,805 These pics are insane! 12 00:00:43,806 --> 00:00:45,873 - They're borderline porn! - Fuck you, Uly! 13 00:00:48,484 --> 00:00:52,204 We must be spiraling towards fucking doomsday. 14 00:00:52,205 --> 00:00:54,252 You are in such a good mood, it's scaring me. 15 00:00:54,253 --> 00:00:57,172 I know. Shit is finally going my way for a change. 16 00:00:57,173 --> 00:00:58,738 Like, this morning, I woke up, 17 00:00:58,739 --> 00:01:01,169 and, right out of the gate, I hear a knocking at my door. 18 00:01:01,170 --> 00:01:03,389 Hey, Uly? 19 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:07,155 - Are you up? - Yeah, uh huh, just hold on. 20 00:01:13,055 --> 00:01:14,535 I made you breakfast. 21 00:01:16,425 --> 00:01:18,253 Oh! Uh... 22 00:01:19,907 --> 00:01:21,212 Thanks. 23 00:01:24,643 --> 00:01:27,017 Dude. I'm so sorry. 24 00:01:27,763 --> 00:01:29,850 I didn't mean any of those things that I said to you. 25 00:01:29,851 --> 00:01:32,374 I'm sorry, OK? I was acting like such an ass. 26 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:34,812 You're my best friend in the whole world, bro. 27 00:01:34,813 --> 00:01:36,726 And us not talking for the past three days, 28 00:01:36,727 --> 00:01:39,164 has been the most horrible thing that has ever happened to me. 29 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:41,383 - Me, too. - I love you, Uly! 30 00:01:41,384 --> 00:01:43,081 I love you, too. 31 00:01:43,082 --> 00:01:45,518 - And then you fucked? - Yeah. No. 32 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:47,869 See, I told you you two would kiss and make up. 33 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:49,068 I'm just glad that 34 00:01:49,069 --> 00:01:50,765 everything's back to normal. 35 00:01:53,265 --> 00:01:55,549 - Oh my God, now what is it? - Huh? Oh, it's Isaac. 36 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:56,611 Oh, is that the new guy? 37 00:01:56,612 --> 00:01:58,795 Yeah, and he's confirming our first IRL date. 38 00:01:58,796 --> 00:02:00,250 - This Friday. - Mmm! 39 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:02,861 Nice! So, uh... 40 00:02:02,862 --> 00:02:04,713 how you gonna fuck it up this time? 41 00:02:09,652 --> 00:02:12,698 OK, we're here. 42 00:02:13,652 --> 00:02:15,834 Where exactly is "here"? 43 00:02:16,311 --> 00:02:18,877 I know I've been very distracted with work lately. 44 00:02:18,878 --> 00:02:21,792 So, I wanted to do something special to make it up to you. 45 00:02:23,032 --> 00:02:24,602 Now, put this on. 46 00:02:26,024 --> 00:02:27,190 Ahh. 47 00:02:28,137 --> 00:02:36,137 Sync and corrections by btsix www.MY-SUBS.com 48 00:02:39,078 --> 00:02:40,949 Ohh! 49 00:02:43,584 --> 00:02:45,171 Is this what I think it is? 50 00:02:45,172 --> 00:02:47,695 I honestly don't know. 51 00:02:47,696 --> 00:02:49,959 I'm not a moron, Sev. 52 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,741 I know an Illuminati sex party when I see one. 53 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,643 So, check, he's gorgeous. 54 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,442 Tell me again how you guys met. 55 00:02:59,443 --> 00:03:00,839 It's so... 56 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,755 fairy tale, slash, vintage gay porn. 57 00:03:03,756 --> 00:03:05,123 Well... 58 00:03:05,124 --> 00:03:07,957 It was a dark and smoggy night, and I was at work, 59 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:09,717 chasing that homeless guy. 60 00:03:09,718 --> 00:03:11,958 And I had to climb this fence, and I was kinda stoned. 61 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:16,550 And so, I fall. And when I come to, I'm on the ground. 62 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,509 Totally out of it, and I don't know where I am, 63 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:19,989 or what's going on. 64 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:22,231 And then I open my eyes, and I see... 65 00:03:24,973 --> 00:03:26,540 Hey. 66 00:03:30,979 --> 00:03:32,111 Are you OK? 67 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:35,037 Yeah. Uh... 68 00:03:37,878 --> 00:03:39,206 I'm fine. 69 00:03:40,837 --> 00:03:43,708 - And then you fucked? - Ha. 70 00:03:43,709 --> 00:03:46,038 So, uh, what's this guy do again? 71 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:47,631 - For a living, you mean? - Mmm. 72 00:03:47,632 --> 00:03:49,801 Homeless outreach. That's why he was in the auto yard. 73 00:03:49,802 --> 00:03:52,203 Aw, so he's, like, a humanitarian. 74 00:03:52,204 --> 00:03:55,043 Yeah. On top of being, like, super sweet, 75 00:03:55,044 --> 00:03:56,982 and adorable, and, unlike Gabriel, 76 00:03:56,983 --> 00:03:58,663 he doesn't disappear every five seconds. 77 00:03:58,664 --> 00:04:00,069 Oh, God. Gabriel. 78 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:01,588 Have you heard from the 79 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:04,028 David Copperfield of Grindr since his last vanishing act? 80 00:04:04,029 --> 00:04:05,073 No. 81 00:04:05,074 --> 00:04:07,361 Oh. Oh my God. 82 00:04:07,362 --> 00:04:09,516 - What? - Remember my, uh, 83 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,696 my cam client, Worm? 84 00:04:11,697 --> 00:04:13,042 Mmm-hmm. 85 00:04:13,043 --> 00:04:14,434 He wants me to pee in a bottle 86 00:04:14,435 --> 00:04:15,696 for him so he can drink it. 87 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,965 All right, so this is our specialty, 88 00:04:22,966 --> 00:04:24,749 aphrodisiac cocktail. 89 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:27,491 It's vodka, with fresh ginger and cinnamon, plus... 90 00:04:27,492 --> 00:04:28,917 a special secret ingredient. 91 00:04:28,918 --> 00:04:30,909 It's not jizz, is it? 92 00:04:32,127 --> 00:04:34,541 - No. - Ah, word. 93 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,901 Thanks, Jacques. 94 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:39,577 Oh! Ahh... 95 00:04:39,578 --> 00:04:42,723 Wow! This place is lit! 96 00:04:42,724 --> 00:04:45,140 Check out that dude's arms! 97 00:04:46,707 --> 00:04:48,381 I didn't know that was your type. 98 00:04:48,382 --> 00:04:51,132 What do you mean? Dude is swole, man. 99 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:53,502 I wonder what his workout routine is. 100 00:04:54,911 --> 00:04:57,008 Can I interest you in some weed lube? 101 00:04:57,348 --> 00:04:59,618 No, thank you. I don't do weed. 102 00:05:00,018 --> 00:05:02,961 Oh, it won't make you stoned, it just gets your vagina high. 103 00:05:02,962 --> 00:05:05,280 My vagina doesn't want to get high. 104 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:06,878 Why not? 105 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:08,314 I'll take some. 106 00:05:08,315 --> 00:05:11,404 OK, cool. give me your feet. Come here. 107 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,538 Do me now. 108 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,891 There's a couple people I need to say hi to, so... 109 00:05:19,892 --> 00:05:22,252 Why don't you try and make some new friends? 110 00:05:22,253 --> 00:05:23,811 Don't worry, I won't be long. 111 00:05:23,812 --> 00:05:25,940 Uh, all right. 112 00:05:25,941 --> 00:05:30,641 Um, we're still just hooking up together as a couple, right? 113 00:05:30,642 --> 00:05:32,991 Of course, but... 114 00:05:32,992 --> 00:05:35,385 don't be afraid to get your hands a little dirty. 115 00:05:35,386 --> 00:05:38,388 Just remember to ask permission before touching anyone. 116 00:05:38,389 --> 00:05:39,432 It's party rules. 117 00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:42,707 Affirmative consent, and all that nonsense. 118 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:44,373 Affirmative consent? 119 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,093 It's this thing American people do. 120 00:05:48,094 --> 00:05:50,269 'Cause they aren't sophisticated enough 121 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:52,468 to communicate through body language. 122 00:05:53,382 --> 00:05:54,995 You, however, 123 00:05:54,996 --> 00:05:56,610 shouldn't have that problem. 124 00:05:57,365 --> 00:05:58,550 Look at you. 125 00:05:59,019 --> 00:06:00,790 Everyone wants to fuck you. 126 00:06:07,614 --> 00:06:10,051 - I'll be back shortly. - OK. 127 00:06:13,902 --> 00:06:15,207 So, Worm... 128 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,851 is coming here to meet us for pee cocktail hour? 129 00:06:17,852 --> 00:06:19,298 No! Are you insane? 130 00:06:19,299 --> 00:06:20,778 I'm supposed to leave it in a bottle outside, 131 00:06:20,779 --> 00:06:23,085 - he's gonna pick it up. - Oh, well, obviously. 132 00:06:23,086 --> 00:06:25,174 How much, how much money should I ask for? 133 00:06:25,175 --> 00:06:27,045 I dunno, is there some way 134 00:06:27,046 --> 00:06:29,265 to assess supply and demand on the urine black market? 135 00:06:29,266 --> 00:06:32,877 Uh, some whores on Reddit are saying they charge $200 a bottle. 136 00:06:32,878 --> 00:06:35,358 - That sounds about right. - Yeah, OK, so, 137 00:06:35,359 --> 00:06:38,507 I'll start with $200, but I'm open to negotiation. 138 00:06:39,755 --> 00:06:43,627 I mean, I kinda have to pee anyway, so... 139 00:07:00,275 --> 00:07:02,474 So, do you come here often? 140 00:07:02,475 --> 00:07:04,865 This is my first time, actually. 141 00:07:04,866 --> 00:07:07,363 - How about you? - Oh, I'm a regular. 142 00:07:08,131 --> 00:07:11,644 This is definitely one of the best sex parties in the city. 143 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:14,266 So, um, are you here alone? 144 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,683 I'm with my sub. 145 00:07:16,456 --> 00:07:17,697 Bitch! 146 00:07:21,949 --> 00:07:25,739 This is Bitch. You want him to suck you off? 147 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:28,672 Oh, uh, I'm good. 148 00:07:29,559 --> 00:07:31,501 Thank you for asking. 149 00:07:31,502 --> 00:07:33,859 Should I have asked for less? How long has it been? 150 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:35,323 Like 90 seconds. 151 00:07:36,746 --> 00:07:37,898 Actually, you know what? 152 00:07:37,899 --> 00:07:39,857 My bodily fluids go for top dollar, 153 00:07:39,858 --> 00:07:40,994 or they go for nothing. 154 00:07:40,995 --> 00:07:42,381 You're such a modern businesswoman. 155 00:07:42,382 --> 00:07:43,405 Hmm. 156 00:07:44,058 --> 00:07:45,059 To leaning in. 157 00:07:49,694 --> 00:07:52,739 OMG. Worm just Venmo'd me $200. 158 00:07:54,873 --> 00:07:56,101 Wait... 159 00:07:57,570 --> 00:08:01,326 Is it tragic that my pee is more valuable than my ideas? 160 00:08:01,327 --> 00:08:03,126 Try not to overthink it. 161 00:08:04,052 --> 00:08:05,246 Yeah, you're right. 162 00:08:07,669 --> 00:08:08,799 Can you finish that? 163 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,786 Hmm? Oh, what, no! 164 00:08:11,787 --> 00:08:12,825 No, eww! 165 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,413 Seriously, he's gonna be here like any second. 166 00:08:14,414 --> 00:08:16,525 I don't wanna run into him in person. 167 00:08:23,532 --> 00:08:24,656 You are gross. 168 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,243 Be right back! 169 00:08:26,944 --> 00:08:28,297 Me and Zeke 170 00:08:28,298 --> 00:08:30,429 had the most incredible threesome last week, 171 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:32,910 with a trans masculine we met on Tinder. 172 00:08:32,911 --> 00:08:37,219 It's like my soul has expanded from sharing so much pleasure. 173 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:41,092 Mmm, so you and Zeke have been seeing each other a lot, huh? 174 00:08:41,093 --> 00:08:44,356 Yeah, we have intense NRE. 175 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,271 What's NRE? 176 00:08:48,448 --> 00:08:50,514 New relationship energy. 177 00:08:50,515 --> 00:08:52,284 It's like, when you're really into 178 00:08:52,285 --> 00:08:53,800 someone new and you get butterflies. 179 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,107 Oh! Right. 180 00:08:56,108 --> 00:08:57,456 Mmm. 181 00:08:57,457 --> 00:08:59,763 When you're poly, and your partner, 182 00:08:59,764 --> 00:09:01,618 like, has it with someone else, 183 00:09:01,619 --> 00:09:04,348 NRE can be gnarly. 184 00:09:04,349 --> 00:09:07,661 But then you learn that it's not really a threat. 185 00:09:07,662 --> 00:09:11,122 Yeah, it's like, wanting to fuck someone, or having a crush on them, 186 00:09:11,123 --> 00:09:12,689 it fades. 187 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,256 You know, it's not the same 188 00:09:14,257 --> 00:09:16,519 as being in a committed relationship. 189 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:19,522 - Mmm-hmm. - Ohh. 190 00:09:19,523 --> 00:09:21,199 Oh, fucking shit. 191 00:09:24,951 --> 00:09:26,790 Oh, fuck, goddammit. 192 00:09:26,791 --> 00:09:28,276 Oh my God. 193 00:09:39,223 --> 00:09:42,066 There you are. I've been looking all over for you. 194 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:43,405 Well, you found me. 195 00:09:43,406 --> 00:09:45,414 Everyone here is so nice! 196 00:09:45,415 --> 00:09:48,115 I know, it's unbearable. 197 00:09:48,116 --> 00:09:51,911 Hey, so, have you heard of NRE? 198 00:09:52,447 --> 00:09:55,920 - I have. - It just makes so much sense, right? 199 00:09:55,921 --> 00:10:00,345 I mean, sex and love aren't necessarily the same thing. 200 00:10:00,346 --> 00:10:02,608 - True. - Hmm? Anyway. 201 00:10:02,609 --> 00:10:04,958 I have some people I want you to meet. 202 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:14,252 - Oh my God, hurry up! - I am! Jeez, I have fucking heels on! 203 00:10:18,778 --> 00:10:21,694 - Go. - Good? OK. Go! Go! 204 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:28,233 Hey guys! This is Severine. 205 00:10:28,234 --> 00:10:29,679 My girlfriend. 206 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,645 Well, hello there, gorgeous. 207 00:10:31,646 --> 00:10:33,813 What's your guys' rule? 208 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,217 Hi! 209 00:11:10,090 --> 00:11:11,570 I wanna suck your cock. 210 00:11:12,491 --> 00:11:13,773 Cool. 211 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,281 Do I have your enthusiastic consent? 212 00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:19,119 Um, yes! 213 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,492 OK, then. 214 00:11:57,158 --> 00:11:58,594 Hello? 215 00:12:05,493 --> 00:12:07,060 Is anyone there? 216 00:12:19,986 --> 00:12:22,947 You can run, Ulysses, but you can't escape your destiny. 217 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:28,362 Only you and I know the truth. 218 00:12:28,363 --> 00:12:30,713 We're the only ones that can stop them. 219 00:12:30,714 --> 00:12:32,149 Come on, Uly! 220 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,455 Stop acting like you can't see 221 00:12:33,456 --> 00:12:35,238 what's right in front of your eyes. 222 00:12:35,239 --> 00:12:37,937 - What do you mean? - The human race, 223 00:12:37,938 --> 00:12:39,417 is finito, 224 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:41,375 man, game over. 225 00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:43,270 It's the end of the fucking world as we know it. 226 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:51,835 I am the archangel Gabriel that stands in the presence of God. 227 00:12:51,836 --> 00:12:54,545 And I am sent to deliver unto thee, 228 00:12:54,546 --> 00:12:57,632 joyous tidings of catastrophic doom. 229 00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:35,557 So? 230 00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,476 Gabriel, the trumpeter! 231 00:13:38,477 --> 00:13:41,040 Harbinger of the apocalypse! Remember the dream that I had. 232 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,307 Do you remember what I said about 233 00:13:42,308 --> 00:13:43,976 taking a break from all the pot smoking? 234 00:13:44,796 --> 00:13:46,056 You high right now? 235 00:13:47,713 --> 00:13:50,052 A little. But that, that, that's not the point. 236 00:13:50,053 --> 00:13:53,622 Oh my God, Uly, no, it's like exactly the point. 237 00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:57,114 You are perpetually baked. 238 00:13:57,115 --> 00:13:58,876 And then you wonder why your life is 239 00:13:58,877 --> 00:14:00,498 like a friggin' Salvador Dali painting. 240 00:14:00,499 --> 00:14:02,041 Jesus, ugh. 241 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:06,068 Maybe, but still, in my dream, there was a fucking spaceship! 242 00:14:06,658 --> 00:14:07,658 Uly... 243 00:14:08,921 --> 00:14:10,595 Why don't you just like, 244 00:14:10,596 --> 00:14:13,119 try going cold turkey for, like, a few days, 245 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,840 and seeing if it makes a difference. 246 00:14:15,449 --> 00:14:16,755 What do you have to lose? 247 00:14:19,322 --> 00:14:20,997 So it's settled! All right. 248 00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:23,544 Today is day one, weed and hallucination free. 249 00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:26,132 Argh. 250 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,613 Yeah, you know, I, uh, but I got that big date 251 00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:30,976 - with Isaac later. - OK. So, who cares? 252 00:14:30,977 --> 00:14:33,444 It's all the more reason to start with a clean slate. 253 00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:36,403 First day of the rest of your life! Etcetera. 254 00:14:36,404 --> 00:14:38,479 Uhh... 255 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,339 Uh, but then, also, I'm-gonna, I'm gonna be, 256 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,757 I'm gonna be so nervous, you know. 257 00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:43,598 Uly... 258 00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:45,682 You know, I have so much faith in you, that you're gonna... 259 00:14:46,937 --> 00:14:49,114 You're, um, heh. 260 00:14:49,115 --> 00:14:50,679 What? 261 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,150 Turn around. 262 00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:58,163 Isn't that...? 263 00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:03,444 Ooh. 264 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,956 Oh my God, dude. You were right, my life is frickin' over! 265 00:15:06,957 --> 00:15:09,172 It's not that bad, man. Really. 266 00:15:09,173 --> 00:15:10,394 You think? 267 00:15:10,395 --> 00:15:13,658 Yeah, yeah. You just, you just need to calm down. 268 00:15:13,659 --> 00:15:15,268 How, how did you find out about it? 269 00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:16,661 What are you talking about? 270 00:15:16,662 --> 00:15:18,189 I walked out of the gym today, and... 271 00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:29,674 Man, what am I gonna do? 272 00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:32,938 Just, OK, just, everything's gonna be fine, OK? 273 00:15:32,939 --> 00:15:34,623 The human body is beautiful! 274 00:15:34,624 --> 00:15:37,508 And, and you don't have anything to be ashamed of. 275 00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:40,423 But my dick is blown up, giant sized, all over town! 276 00:15:40,424 --> 00:15:41,903 How is that gonna look when I'm trying to 277 00:15:41,904 --> 00:15:43,253 get taken seriously as a screenwriter? 278 00:15:43,254 --> 00:15:46,299 I, I'm sure that's all gonna be fine. It's Hollywood! 279 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,519 Nobody gives a shit about anything other than themselves anyway. 280 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,000 I dunno, dude, I'm really worried. 281 00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:56,745 Oh, shit! It's Sev! Fuck! 282 00:15:56,746 --> 00:15:57,561 What do I do? 283 00:15:57,562 --> 00:15:59,878 You got to uh, you gotta tell her, right? 284 00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:02,315 Meh, do I? You know, I don't wanna get her mad. 285 00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:04,143 Yeah, but it sorta... it sorta feels like you have to, 286 00:16:04,144 --> 00:16:05,275 'cause she's gonna find out eventually. 287 00:16:05,276 --> 00:16:07,103 Yeah, I guess. 288 00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:08,626 Should I pick it up? 289 00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:10,454 You've gotta pick it up. 290 00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:16,396 OK, yeah. 291 00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:21,073 Hey... babe. 292 00:16:21,074 --> 00:16:23,941 - Ford? - So, um... 293 00:16:25,035 --> 00:16:27,645 Something kinda happened. 294 00:16:27,646 --> 00:16:28,820 Good start. 295 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,387 What do you mean? 296 00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:32,436 You remember those pictures 297 00:16:32,437 --> 00:16:34,652 I showed you a couple days ago, that Otto took? 298 00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:36,256 That's why I was calling. 299 00:16:36,257 --> 00:16:38,482 - Oh. - I'm looking 300 00:16:38,483 --> 00:16:40,136 at an image of you, 301 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:43,312 almost naked, on the side of a skyscraper. 302 00:16:43,313 --> 00:16:45,738 - What! - Yes! 303 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:50,146 Your penis bulge is the size of a single family home. 304 00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:53,758 Shit, Sev, ok, listen to me, ok? I can explain this, um... 305 00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:55,413 The last thing on the planet that 306 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,066 I ever wanna do is to embarrass you. 307 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,632 I'm not embarrassed. 308 00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:01,733 On the contrary, I find it highly erotic. 309 00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:03,105 What, wait, what? 310 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,422 - You do? - Now what is she saying? 311 00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:06,849 Shut the... really? 312 00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:09,992 Yea. And I've already made plans for us 313 00:17:09,993 --> 00:17:13,256 to have another very special adventure tonight. 314 00:17:13,257 --> 00:17:16,325 Can you come by my apartment around ten o'clock? 315 00:17:17,892 --> 00:17:21,069 Uh, y-yeah, sure. 316 00:17:21,895 --> 00:17:23,667 Perfect, see you then. 317 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,964 OK, well... 318 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,597 bye, babe. 319 00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,511 What did she say? 320 00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:34,673 I... 321 00:17:36,063 --> 00:17:38,777 Oh, shit! Who... 322 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,354 Oh. Let me guess. You're my new roommate? 323 00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:52,579 Start making you guys wear name tags. 324 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:57,007 Oh my God, I'm gonna fucking pee my pants. 325 00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:59,868 - Wait. Don't go in there. - Why not? 326 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,672 It's occupied. 327 00:18:01,673 --> 00:18:02,751 By who? 328 00:18:02,752 --> 00:18:05,003 Yeah, I was a little short on rent this month, so... 329 00:18:05,004 --> 00:18:07,353 I'm Airbnb'ing out my room for a couple nights. 330 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,465 I'll just sleep on the couch, it's no big. 331 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:12,367 You've been living here for less than four hours. 332 00:18:12,835 --> 00:18:14,380 I know that? 333 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,868 OK. 334 00:18:19,911 --> 00:18:21,216 Shit. 335 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:26,178 Fuck, fuck. 336 00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:34,293 Ah. 337 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,743 _ 338 00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,478 _ 339 00:19:04,651 --> 00:19:06,651 _ 340 00:19:06,652 --> 00:19:08,331 OK, are, are they out of the bathroom yet? 341 00:19:08,332 --> 00:19:09,403 Shh, shh, shh. 342 00:19:09,404 --> 00:19:11,330 No. Why? 343 00:19:11,331 --> 00:19:13,550 Because I need to take a fucking shower. 344 00:19:16,247 --> 00:19:18,727 _ 345 00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:21,993 Hey! I need to use the bathroom. 346 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,278 What is going on in there? 347 00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:27,269 Hello! Can you hear me? 348 00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:34,928 Oh my... Oh my god, no. 349 00:19:34,929 --> 00:19:38,401 OK, you know what? No. This is not acceptable. 350 00:19:38,402 --> 00:19:39,576 They need to leave now. 351 00:19:39,577 --> 00:19:41,819 Well, contact Airbnb if you want. 352 00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:43,691 _ 353 00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,646 _ 354 00:19:45,647 --> 00:19:48,495 No, you tell them to leave. This is my house! 355 00:19:49,696 --> 00:19:53,067 _ 356 00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:56,522 OK, listen. 357 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:59,813 I need you to get this fuckin' weird, 358 00:19:59,814 --> 00:20:01,511 UNICEF family out of here! 359 00:20:01,512 --> 00:20:04,383 And I need you to go sleep in your own fucking room! 360 00:20:04,384 --> 00:20:06,876 OK, I literally feel like I'm being assaulted 361 00:20:06,877 --> 00:20:08,735 by your white privilege right now. 362 00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:13,153 Oh my God. Oh my fucking God! 363 00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:16,004 I'm glad that you're not super materialistic. 364 00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:17,742 Because social work is many things, 365 00:20:17,743 --> 00:20:19,790 but well-paying is not one of them. 366 00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:23,881 Yeah! I've always been kinda turned off by brazen consumerism. 367 00:20:23,882 --> 00:20:26,666 You know? Always wanting more, and more, and more. 368 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,497 It's like a cancer eating away at 369 00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:30,540 your soul. But then again, I'm poor. 370 00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:31,933 If I was rich, 371 00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:33,827 maybe I'd feel differently. 372 00:20:33,828 --> 00:20:36,888 I was into the whole minimalism thing for a while. 373 00:20:36,889 --> 00:20:38,026 Oh, really? 374 00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:41,159 I mean, I still have way too much stuff. 375 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,444 But I can appreciate the basic concept. 376 00:20:43,445 --> 00:20:45,044 Just getting rid of all the junk in your life 377 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:47,296 to make room for what's meaningful. 378 00:20:48,157 --> 00:20:49,157 Like? 379 00:20:50,191 --> 00:20:51,996 Like relationships, 380 00:20:51,997 --> 00:20:55,086 people that you care about, and cool experiences. 381 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,501 Life is just time, right? So, once you... 382 00:20:57,502 --> 00:21:00,152 strip away all the extraneous bullshit, then 383 00:21:00,153 --> 00:21:02,354 you make room for the stuff that matters. 384 00:21:02,355 --> 00:21:04,356 - Yeah, I dunno. - Mm. 385 00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:07,185 Maybe I'm already drunk, or something, but... 386 00:21:07,186 --> 00:21:09,057 that makes a frightening amount of sense to me. 387 00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:20,291 You all right? 388 00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:22,093 Huh? 389 00:21:23,703 --> 00:21:24,922 Ha, yeah. 390 00:21:26,532 --> 00:21:28,666 Yeah, uh, sorry. 391 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:31,915 I think I may have drank my drink just a little too fast. 392 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,280 Do you wanna get some fresh air or something? 393 00:21:35,281 --> 00:21:37,193 Yeah. That sounds good. 394 00:22:22,066 --> 00:22:24,393 - You know what's cool? - Mmm? 395 00:22:24,394 --> 00:22:28,092 It's cool that, even in a city with millions of people in it, 396 00:22:28,093 --> 00:22:30,057 that there's still spots like this. 397 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,836 I used to come here all the time, 398 00:22:32,837 --> 00:22:36,175 just to, like, be alone with my thoughts, and, 399 00:22:36,176 --> 00:22:37,915 listen to the sounds. 400 00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:40,322 Yeah, L.A. can be a little overwhelming. 401 00:22:40,323 --> 00:22:42,350 It's sort of like a deranged cartoon or something. 402 00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:46,415 Yeah, it gets pretty crazy down there. 403 00:22:46,942 --> 00:22:48,784 From this perspective though... 404 00:22:50,072 --> 00:22:52,730 it seems so serene and perfect. 405 00:22:53,762 --> 00:22:56,834 You know, now that I'm used to it. 406 00:22:58,254 --> 00:23:00,389 Can't really imagine being anywhere else. 407 00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:01,908 Yeah, same here. 408 00:23:01,909 --> 00:23:03,998 I guess we're just both weirdos. 409 00:23:05,019 --> 00:23:07,502 Yeah, guess we are. 410 00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:12,954 - Cold? - Hmm? Oh, sort of. 411 00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:15,019 Just, uh... 412 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,470 But I'm having a really nice time. 413 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:21,345 So am I. 414 00:23:39,323 --> 00:23:42,993 Wow, I've wanted to do that for so long. 415 00:23:43,794 --> 00:23:44,821 Me, too. 416 00:23:44,822 --> 00:23:46,518 No, seriously, from like 417 00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:48,469 the second you walked into the bar tonight. 418 00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:52,200 I've wanted to kiss you since the first night we met. 419 00:23:52,787 --> 00:23:54,744 - When you were lying on the ground? - Yeah. 420 00:23:54,745 --> 00:23:57,225 Then, too. I mean, I wanted to make sure your back 421 00:23:57,226 --> 00:23:59,337 - wasn't, like, broken or anything. - Right. 422 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,659 I wanna go some... somewhere where we can 423 00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:09,500 make out for real, and take our clothes off. 424 00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:10,760 Yeah? 425 00:24:10,761 --> 00:24:13,937 My, uh, roommate is-is gone for the night, 426 00:24:13,938 --> 00:24:15,374 so we'll have the place to ourselves. 427 00:24:16,091 --> 00:24:17,268 I'm already there. 428 00:24:20,488 --> 00:24:21,620 OK, let's go. 429 00:24:26,213 --> 00:24:29,012 _ 430 00:24:55,343 --> 00:24:58,956 _ 431 00:25:17,066 --> 00:25:19,437 - Ford? - Yeah, babe. 432 00:25:19,438 --> 00:25:21,680 I'll be there in a minute. Hold on. 433 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,924 God. I want you so fucking bad. 434 00:25:27,925 --> 00:25:29,665 Same. 435 00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:31,667 No. No, like, like 436 00:25:31,668 --> 00:25:33,582 my dick is so hard, 437 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:36,042 - that it hurts. - I know, mine too. 438 00:25:39,393 --> 00:25:41,459 That's the, that's the thing with gay guys, 439 00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:43,244 it's like the same for both of us. 440 00:25:43,245 --> 00:25:44,593 It's definitely one advantage 441 00:25:44,594 --> 00:25:46,072 that we have over straight people. 442 00:25:46,073 --> 00:25:47,966 Or, or it's a drawback. 443 00:25:47,967 --> 00:25:50,227 Because we're both horny as fuck right 444 00:25:50,228 --> 00:25:51,730 now, and no one's being sensible. 445 00:25:51,731 --> 00:25:54,907 - True. - Mmm. Oh. 446 00:25:54,908 --> 00:25:58,259 But let's, let's, let's not have full on sex tonight. 447 00:25:58,260 --> 00:26:00,739 - I mean, I don't wanna rush things. - Whatever you wanna do. 448 00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:03,559 Do you wanna suck each other off? Or just hand jobs? 449 00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:06,556 Hand jobs only though? 450 00:26:09,377 --> 00:26:10,503 Are you OK? 451 00:26:10,504 --> 00:26:12,096 Yeah. Yeah! 452 00:26:12,753 --> 00:26:14,362 Yeah? 453 00:26:14,363 --> 00:26:16,561 Yeah. Uh... 454 00:26:19,825 --> 00:26:21,369 Sorry. Yeah, I'm good. 455 00:26:21,370 --> 00:26:22,678 Uh... 456 00:26:23,764 --> 00:26:25,793 Um, I'm... uh, I'm sorry. 457 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:28,680 Maybe we should, we should wait. 458 00:26:28,681 --> 00:26:32,824 Sure, um, it's no problem. 459 00:26:34,405 --> 00:26:36,122 - Let's wait then. - I'm sorry, I just, 460 00:26:36,123 --> 00:26:38,299 I, uh, I really, 461 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:42,891 - really like you. And I... - I, I wanna do whatever you wanna do. 462 00:26:46,281 --> 00:26:48,723 OK? For real. 463 00:26:50,116 --> 00:26:52,771 OK. Uh, cool. 464 00:27:04,652 --> 00:27:06,414 So... 465 00:27:06,415 --> 00:27:08,720 I don't think I can resist you much longer. 466 00:27:08,721 --> 00:27:10,101 Yeah, me neither. 467 00:27:11,159 --> 00:27:12,995 To be continued? 468 00:27:12,996 --> 00:27:15,701 Def-definitely. Definitely to, to be continued. 469 00:27:19,570 --> 00:27:22,037 I had the best fucking date of my life with you tonight. 470 00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:23,959 Yeah... 471 00:27:25,347 --> 00:27:26,631 Yeah, me too. 472 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:32,091 Look, I, I, um, I know this feels... 473 00:27:32,092 --> 00:27:35,007 kinda shitty, right now, but... 474 00:27:35,008 --> 00:27:37,706 I mean, tomorrow, we're gonna be so glad that we waited. 475 00:27:37,707 --> 00:27:39,925 Yeah, yeah, for sure. 476 00:27:42,364 --> 00:27:44,843 OK, uh, yeah. 477 00:27:44,844 --> 00:27:47,129 - I'll walk you to your car. - OK, cool. 478 00:27:54,615 --> 00:27:56,159 Ready? 479 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,879 Mmm-hmm, yeah. 480 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,644 Let's, let's go. 481 00:28:02,645 --> 00:28:04,059 OK. 482 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,930 Fuck tomorrow. 483 00:28:12,043 --> 00:28:14,044 Sync and corrections by btsix www.MY-SUBS.com 33828

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