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Previously on Now Apocalypse:
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She's doing top-secret
government work and shit.
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From the moment me and Gabriel
met there was this supernatural
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connection between us,
and then he disappears.
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My ex Mustafa is in town.
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I'm so relieved we are no longer
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burdened with fear and possessiveness.
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It's just like we're teetering on
the brink of total annihilation.
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I'm been camming online for money.
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- Ahh!
- Oh, fuck!
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I'm going to be reading with you,
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so do you have any questions
before we get started?
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Nope, I uh, I don't think so.
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Great.
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Cassie, if you don't watch
out, you're gonna get hurt.
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Bad, bad, real bad.
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Look, I don't care.
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I don't care what happens to me.
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Okay, I'm gonna stop
you right there, okay?
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry, did I do something?
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No, actually you didn't do anything.
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It was just so "natural" that
it was putting me to sleep.
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Okay, so let's try it again
and actually try acting.
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- Okay.
- And from the top, okay.
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Cassie, if you don't watch
out, you're gonna get hurt,
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bad, bad, real bad.
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Look, I don't care!
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Okay, I don't care what happens to me!
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I'm sorry, are you joking right now?
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That was insane, way too much.
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- Way too big, okay, let's do it again.
- Oh, sorry, yeah.
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No, no, don't be sorry.
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- Maybe split the difference.
- Split the difference.
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Find humanity somewhere in between.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Between like nothing and clown.
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- Yes.
- Okay, great.
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Cassie, if you don't watch
out, you're gonna get hurt,
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bad, bad, real bad.
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Look, I don't care.
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All right, I don't care
what happens to me.
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I don't really care what
happens to you either.
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Cassie, if you don't watch
out, you're gonna get hurt,
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bad, bad, real bad.
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I don't care.
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I don't care what
happens to me, I jus...
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Look, you only go around
once in life and...
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How about this? Stand up.
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Stand up, can you do that?
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I don't care.
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Look, I don't care what happens to me!
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Cassie, if you don't watch
out, you're gonna get hurt,
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bad, bad, bad, real bad.
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I don't care what happens to me.
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Look, I just... fuck, what are my lines?
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You only go around once in life,
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And my motto is...
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and my motto is that you
just gotta go for it.
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That was great, thank you so much.
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We'll call you.
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Dude, I'm fucking quitting acting.
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What are you talking about?
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That guy just sounds like an
asshole on his man period.
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And I'm sick of being at
the mercy of assholes.
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It's like I'm the dom, not the sub.
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This whole masochism shit
is not on brand for me.
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Sorry.
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What ever happened to that web series
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that you were writing?
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It's almost done, but so what?
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Finish it, and I'll help you film it.
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I took a production class in college.
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I got a C, but...
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So what, you're gonna shoot it
on your iPhone or something?
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Yeah. Come on, come on, it'll be fun.
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Mmm, famous last words.
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I don't know, I mean it would give me
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something to focus on besides
my non-existent career.
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And trolling Craigslist
for a new roommate.
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How's that going by the way?
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It is like extras casting
for a David Lynch movie.
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Dude, that is so beyond
the valley of fucked up.
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I know, and I'm pathetic
enough to text back
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at 3 am saying yes,
I'll fucking meet you
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in the middle of the fucking night.
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And so I'm sitting there, like a dotard,
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waiting for him to
message me where to go,
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and the maniac never texts back.
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So then what?
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I fucking fell asleep.
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And then when I woke up in the morning,
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the entire message chain was gone.
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Like it never happened, like
I dreamt the whole thing.
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Did you?
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Did I what?
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Dream the whole thing?
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No. I don't think so.
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Whatever, the, the take
away from all of this,
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is that Gabriel's hotness
does not outweigh his
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pathological flakiness. Right?
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Hmm? Yeah, yeah, of course.
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Hello Lars, I'm running a little late.
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Follow protocol and don't take any
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bio-genetic samples
until I arrive on site.
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See you soon.
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Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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Hello?
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Who are you?
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Oh, hi.
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Sorry, the uh, the doorbell.
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Yeah, the-the that doesn't work.
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Oh, this must be for my roommate.
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All right.
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Thanks, Tl-at-uh-lah-ti.
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It's Tlayolotl.
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Mexican indigenous name.
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Friends just call me T.
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So, I'm actually looking
to fill the room, ASAP,
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so it would be great if you could
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tell me a little about yourself.
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I'm Niall, I'm from Vancouver.
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I don't have a job at the moment.
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But I have over thirty-two
thousand Instagram followers.
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So I'm really focusing on trying
to monetize that right now.
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I spend most of my days
lamenting Western imperialism.
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My interests include labor
strikes, premium grade matcha,
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and the downfall of
society as we know it.
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Well, technically I'm pangender,
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which means I'm a member
of a vast and diverse
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multiplicity of genders that
expands infinitely over time.
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It's sort of a mix
between performance art
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and social activism.
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I, like, build a red
tent and film myself
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bleeding in it for a week.
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I view my period cramps
as a vehicle for purging
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collective global and inherited pain.
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So, is this like your thing?
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You're like the hot delivery guy
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whose life is basically one long,
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never-ending porno?
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No, no I'm married actually.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, and straight.
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Well, yeah, mostly.
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Okay, uh, you don't wear a ring.
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Well, you know, I lost
so many of them at work,
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I just stopped wearing them.
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My wife's cool with it.
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Wait, what?
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Oh no, I meant about
me not wearing a ring.
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Oh no, if she found out
about... oh, she'd flip.
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She's, uh, pretty religious.
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Um, are you?
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No, not so much.
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I mean I was, my dad's a preacher.
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- Whoa, shit.
- Yeah.
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- Really?
- Yeah, he would not be pleased.
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He's one of these people that thinks
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that gay sex causes hurricanes.
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- Wow, that must suck.
- Yeah.
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You know, it's all right. I mean,
it's not like I do this very often.
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It's just sometimes, I
meet someone like you,
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and uh, you know, shit happens.
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Ah, fuck, you are so
hot that it's painful.
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Where is your dick, dude?
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Like, literally, it's so small
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I can't even fucking see it.
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Like, I could fit ten
of your dicks in my ass
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and not even feel it.
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What do you do to jerk-off,
do you use your pinkie?
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Like this?
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Let me see you jerk
that tiny little nub,
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I wanna see if it's even possible.
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Oh shit, is that a dick or is that
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just an awkwardly large clit?
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I mean how many testosterone
shots did you have to get
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to engorge your clit that much?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm too small for you.
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Your dick looks like a dot that I saw
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under a microscope in my
high school biology class.
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Like what is that, a molecule
of like fucking algae?
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Or what?
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- Is this right?
- Don't talk.
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Just lie there.
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I said no blinking!
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If you can't keep
yourself from blinking,
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just shut your eyes.
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Sorry.
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Thank you all for joining us tonight.
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I have been leading this circle jerk
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for two years now and I deeply believe
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that being able to talk about sex
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in the company of other men can be
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a very powerful healing experience.
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First off, please introduce yourself
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and share a few words about what
you're feeling at this moment.
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I'll go first. I'm Neil, and I'm
feeling pumped up about tonight.
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I'm Tony, I'm kind of nervous,
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but I'm really honored
to be a part of this.
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Yo, I'm George, I feel a
little uncomfortable.
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Think I maybe got a sunburn earlier.
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Other than that though, I'm
totally stoked to be here
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and I'm really hoping to connect.
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So is this anyone's first
time to circle jerk?
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Oh ho, virgins! Just joking, guys.
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Welcome.
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Welcome.
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Stop it.
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I'm uh, I'm uh Ulysses,
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Hi, Ulysses.
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Um, this is my first time
doing something like this.
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Yeah no, that's it. Yeah, that's it.
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Well, we're thrilled to
have you here, Ulysses.
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Both of you.
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And just so you know, we're
very open-minded here.
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Aren't we Tony?
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Wide open.
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Yeah, so uh, I'm Ford and I'm like
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super-excited to be here for a while now
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I've been just feeling
um just totally bummed
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and really confused because...
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I really love my girlfriend.
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It's all right, Ford.
This is a safe space.
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Go on, just let it all out.
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So I know it's old school,
but I feel like Severine...
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That's my girlfriend, and
as I honestly, I feel like
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she could be my soul mate.
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Don't you think so?
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Yeah, yup.
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Anyway, it's like our bodies,
they just fit together, you know?
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But it-it's... God, it's so
hard for me to even say it.
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It's okay, man.
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Yeah, Ford, we're here for
you and we all support you.
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Oh yes, we think it's amazingly
brave of you to come out
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and express your feelings
with such honesty.
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Thanks, guys that...
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It really means a lot.
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Well, speaking your truth,
Ford, is not easy.
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But you should never be
ashamed of who you are
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or what you desire.
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I know, right?
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Maybe I'm old-fashioned.
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You know, maybe I, I just
want things to go back
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to how they were in the good old days,
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like maybe I just want to sleep
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with one woman at a time!
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What? Did he just say?
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Yeah, maybe I can clarify
what's happened here.
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Um, we're not.
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I mean, I am, but, but,
but, Ford is not.
254
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,865
Oh? Oh!
255
00:14:34,866 --> 00:14:36,235
Oh!
256
00:14:38,976 --> 00:14:40,998
What is he talking about?
257
00:14:40,999 --> 00:14:42,486
I'll tell you in the car.
258
00:15:42,407 --> 00:15:44,865
At first, non-monogamy seemed fun.
259
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,414
Like we had a cool threesome
with this terrorist lady,
260
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:52,779
and afterward my girlfriend
and I felt so connected.
261
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,466
But then, right after that she told me
262
00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:58,554
she slept with her ex.
263
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:05,491
And I thought, I can't be mad, right?
264
00:16:06,151 --> 00:16:07,522
I signed up for this.
265
00:16:07,523 --> 00:16:08,950
But I do feel mad.
266
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:11,306
Is my brain wrong for feeling this way?
267
00:16:11,307 --> 00:16:14,309
No, Ford, your brain's not wrong.
268
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:15,891
That's fucked up, yo.
269
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,444
You gotta talk that shit out.
270
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,045
I'm not saying put
that bitch on a leash,
271
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,893
but at least install some
invisible fencing, you know?
272
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:27,043
We refrain from using derogatory
words like bitch here.
273
00:16:27,044 --> 00:16:29,496
But I have to agree with George.
274
00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:31,583
This is a situation where it's important
275
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:34,217
to have an open conversation
with your partner.
276
00:16:34,218 --> 00:16:38,259
Can you say to her, "When you
slept with your ex it hurt me?"
277
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:42,460
Yeah, Ford, men have feelings too.
278
00:16:43,185 --> 00:16:45,755
Men have feelings too.
279
00:16:46,223 --> 00:16:48,788
Men have feelings too.
280
00:16:48,789 --> 00:16:51,469
Men have feelings too.
281
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,222
Men having feelings too.
282
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:57,099
Men have feelings too!
283
00:16:57,754 --> 00:17:01,756
Men have feelings too!
284
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:04,700
Men have feelings too!
285
00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:07,241
Can you angle me down a little bit?
286
00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:09,789
Uh, yeah, sure, okay.
287
00:17:11,457 --> 00:17:12,594
Okay.
288
00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:14,404
Wow. Perfect.
289
00:17:14,878 --> 00:17:16,911
You look so hot.
290
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:20,776
Oh, thank you, um, by the way I uh,
291
00:17:20,777 --> 00:17:22,865
I've never done this before, I mean,
292
00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:26,303
like for an audience, obviously, so...
293
00:17:26,304 --> 00:17:27,807
I feel so honored.
294
00:17:29,243 --> 00:17:32,048
All right, Worm, you ready?
295
00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:33,049
Very.
296
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:36,250
Okay, here goes.
297
00:17:41,298 --> 00:17:42,615
Hold on, it's almost there.
298
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:48,369
C'mon baby, show me
that wet pink flower.
299
00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:50,763
Okay, shh, I'm trying to focus, hold on.
300
00:17:50,764 --> 00:17:51,874
Sorry.
301
00:17:53,963 --> 00:17:56,277
Fuck, you're making me pee shy.
302
00:17:56,278 --> 00:17:58,717
Sorry, is there anything
I can do to help?
303
00:17:58,718 --> 00:18:00,830
Yeah, can you just
like uh, I don't know,
304
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,252
like look away for a second?
305
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:03,863
Uh, where am I supposed to look?
306
00:18:03,864 --> 00:18:05,952
Lo-look anywhere else, Worm, just...
307
00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:07,954
I don't know, close
your eyes for a minute.
308
00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:09,065
Okay.
309
00:18:12,419 --> 00:18:15,004
Okay, okay, it's coming, open your eyes.
310
00:18:15,005 --> 00:18:16,484
Open your eyes.
311
00:18:16,485 --> 00:18:18,616
Ooh, yeah...
312
00:18:18,617 --> 00:18:19,748
- you like that?
- Oh yeah.
313
00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:20,772
It's getting everywhere.
314
00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:23,803
Oh, wow, such a powerful stream.
315
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,189
Yeah, you like that you little pee-slut?
316
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:30,739
Oh, yeah, I love it, I love it, oh fuck.
317
00:18:31,286 --> 00:18:33,022
Do you know how much
I want to taste your
318
00:18:33,023 --> 00:18:36,809
hot, sweet, golden nectar?
319
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,724
Oh, baby, I want to drink
your warm cocktail.
320
00:18:39,725 --> 00:18:41,639
If I was lucky enough
to be lie beneath you,
321
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,903
I wouldn't waste a drop.
322
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:48,797
Yeah, that is some precious
urine right there.
323
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:52,607
So, I like, I went to
this meeting tonight.
324
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:55,697
It was like a bunch of guys hanging out,
325
00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:59,005
shooting the shit, yeah
sort of like a locker room,
326
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:01,781
except less moldy smelling
and nobody gets naked.
327
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:05,096
But in a way, you do.
328
00:19:05,097 --> 00:19:08,101
- You mean a support group?
- Yeah, I guess?
329
00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:12,149
Ah, this guy George describes
it as a male coven,
330
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,724
which I guess is a type of stove.
331
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,545
But, it was really cool
332
00:19:17,546 --> 00:19:19,764
because I basically
learned that feelings
333
00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:21,620
aren't just a girl thing.
334
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:26,832
Anyway, I have something
I need to tell you.
335
00:19:27,948 --> 00:19:31,666
Just wait, I need to get
my sponsor on the phone.
336
00:19:40,355 --> 00:19:43,745
Yo, I'm just available
for support, if needed.
337
00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:45,292
Uh, what is this?
338
00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:47,877
That's George.
339
00:19:47,878 --> 00:19:51,065
Okay, Ford, go ahead, I got you, dawg.
340
00:19:56,085 --> 00:20:00,470
Sev, when you slept
with your ex-boyfriend
341
00:20:00,471 --> 00:20:02,886
Mustafa, it made me feel really bad...
342
00:20:03,899 --> 00:20:04,995
and really sad.
343
00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:08,901
I don't want to control you, because
I know you totally hate that,
344
00:20:08,902 --> 00:20:10,815
but I also don't want
to be in a relationship
345
00:20:10,816 --> 00:20:13,605
that makes me feel like I
constantly have side cramps.
346
00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:19,259
Ford, you know I believe
that monogamy is
347
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,682
an arbitrary cage forced upon us
348
00:20:21,683 --> 00:20:24,320
by the miserable capitalist patriarchy.
349
00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:27,177
However, I do care for you very much,
350
00:20:27,178 --> 00:20:32,875
so I'm sorry if my actions have inspired
any negative feelings on your part.
351
00:20:33,492 --> 00:20:35,623
You are? Really?
352
00:20:35,624 --> 00:20:36,647
Yes.
353
00:20:37,973 --> 00:20:40,174
Oh God, that's so beautiful.
354
00:20:43,906 --> 00:20:45,241
How about this?
355
00:20:45,242 --> 00:20:46,677
If we want to be with another person,
356
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,693
we can do it together.
357
00:20:50,487 --> 00:20:53,557
Wow, y-you'd be okay with that?
358
00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:54,990
For now, yes.
359
00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:58,299
We can think of this as
an incubation period.
360
00:21:00,581 --> 00:21:02,038
That sounds awesome.
361
00:21:02,039 --> 00:21:04,173
Uh, right George?
362
00:21:04,174 --> 00:21:08,244
Hell yeah, fantastic progress guys!
363
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:12,312
Oh and I just want to say,
if you're looking for
364
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:17,605
a volunteer to help you,
you know, explore...
365
00:21:17,606 --> 00:21:20,846
If the earth was ravaged
by a nuclear war
366
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:25,020
and you were the last man alive,
I still wouldn't fuck you.
367
00:21:31,818 --> 00:21:34,663
I still have some work I need to finish.
368
00:21:34,664 --> 00:21:36,282
Okay, all right.
369
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:38,252
I'll join you in the bedroom in a bit.
370
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:42,840
Mm, okay, yeah, I'll uh, keep
your side of the bed warm.
371
00:21:44,411 --> 00:21:48,682
That's not really
necessary, but thank you.
372
00:21:51,824 --> 00:21:55,152
That's fucking Crayola.
373
00:21:55,153 --> 00:21:57,574
The guy literally came like eight times,
374
00:21:57,575 --> 00:22:01,143
it was unreal, and needless
to say, odd as fuck.
375
00:22:01,144 --> 00:22:03,798
No, it's biologically impossible.
376
00:22:03,799 --> 00:22:06,061
I was there, I counted.
377
00:22:06,062 --> 00:22:08,368
So what, the dude just like waltzes in,
378
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,414
nuts eight times and
then hops back in his
379
00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:13,068
little delivery truck
and finishes his route?
380
00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:14,939
Pretty much.
381
00:22:14,940 --> 00:22:17,352
I know this sounds super
un-PC but there's
382
00:22:17,353 --> 00:22:19,224
something so hot about guys on the DL.
383
00:22:19,225 --> 00:22:21,207
It's like, they're so
repressed and then when
384
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:23,774
they finally get some it's
like this great deluge.
385
00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:25,907
Of cum, apparently.
386
00:22:25,908 --> 00:22:29,302
Yeah.
387
00:22:29,303 --> 00:22:32,305
Oh my God, dude, are you
fucking stoned right now?
388
00:22:32,306 --> 00:22:35,090
Maybe I smoked a little bit
before my shift, yeah.
389
00:22:35,091 --> 00:22:36,944
Do they not drug test you?
390
00:22:36,945 --> 00:22:39,747
Only when I applied, and I had
Ford pee in a cup for me.
391
00:22:39,748 --> 00:22:41,836
Speaking of pee...
392
00:22:41,837 --> 00:22:43,396
Oh my God, what?
393
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,877
I'm sorry, Ford, but I'm quite tired.
394
00:22:51,325 --> 00:22:54,433
Oh, okay.
395
00:23:05,111 --> 00:23:08,134
I really appreciate you
sharing your feelings
396
00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:11,687
so honestly and openly.
397
00:23:13,413 --> 00:23:15,214
Let's just cuddle instead.
398
00:23:20,245 --> 00:23:23,965
Do you know what? Let's just have sex.
399
00:23:23,966 --> 00:23:26,924
But I thought you weren't in the mood?
400
00:23:26,925 --> 00:23:30,779
Of the options presented,
it's the most agreeable.
401
00:23:31,518 --> 00:23:32,345
Cool.
402
00:23:42,202 --> 00:23:46,837
Actually, why don't you
just lie back and relax?
403
00:23:48,143 --> 00:23:50,885
Oh, all right.
404
00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:06,181
Ooh, fuck...
405
00:24:07,828 --> 00:24:11,647
Oh my God, it feels... so good.
406
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:19,290
Oh, oh, Sev, oh, I love you.
407
00:24:19,653 --> 00:24:21,437
Oh, I love you!
408
00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:24,571
Oh, I love you so much.
409
00:24:25,575 --> 00:24:27,883
Oh, oh I love you!
410
00:24:28,422 --> 00:24:30,063
Oh, I love you.
411
00:24:30,064 --> 00:24:35,129
Oh I love you, I love
you, I love you, ahhh!
412
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,883
Oh, oh, oh my God, that felt amazing.
413
00:24:48,985 --> 00:24:50,320
Do you want to come too?
414
00:24:50,321 --> 00:24:52,076
No thank you.
415
00:24:58,046 --> 00:24:59,388
Goodnight.
416
00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:03,818
Uh, well...
417
00:25:06,656 --> 00:25:07,788
thanks.
418
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,850
Holy mother.
419
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,483
Babe, babe, babe, babe,
wake up, wake up.
420
00:25:31,484 --> 00:25:33,028
What?
421
00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:35,830
Oh my God, Sev, I... You're
not gonna believe this.
422
00:25:35,831 --> 00:25:37,272
What? What is it?
423
00:25:37,273 --> 00:25:39,100
Barnabus just invited us to this huge,
424
00:25:39,101 --> 00:25:43,645
kick-ass party this
weekend. In Palm Springs.
425
00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:45,740
What are you talking about?
426
00:25:45,741 --> 00:25:47,761
One of his buddies,
this dude Thor Goswell,
427
00:25:47,762 --> 00:25:49,614
who's like this hot shit CAA agent,
428
00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:52,331
has a giant mansion out there
and it's his birthday,
429
00:25:52,332 --> 00:25:54,372
and everybody who is
anybody is gonna be there.
430
00:25:54,373 --> 00:25:57,153
- That sounds...
- Off the fricking hook.
431
00:25:58,152 --> 00:26:00,774
Oh shit, what are you
doing this weekend?
432
00:26:00,775 --> 00:26:02,565
Masturbating, why?
433
00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:04,655
Feel like going to Palm Springs?
434
00:26:04,656 --> 00:26:06,180
What?
435
00:26:06,181 --> 00:26:08,419
Ford just texted and asked if we want to
436
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:10,107
go to Palm Springs for
the weekend with him
437
00:26:10,108 --> 00:26:13,272
and Severine and stay at
the Jacobs, for free,
438
00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:17,128
courtesy of that creepy
benefactor dude of his.
439
00:26:17,129 --> 00:26:19,783
- Fuck you.
- Serious.
440
00:26:21,514 --> 00:26:23,002
Fuck you.
441
00:26:23,003 --> 00:26:25,015
Is that a fuck you yes
or like a fuck you,
442
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,510
I hate Palm Springs?
443
00:26:26,511 --> 00:26:28,544
Fuck you!
444
00:26:33,808 --> 00:26:35,222
Dude, what was that?
445
00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:39,093
Hello?
446
00:26:39,094 --> 00:26:41,969
Hey, um...
447
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:45,767
I don't know.
448
00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:50,339
Oh God! Oh God!
449
00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:55,461
Yeah, um...
450
00:26:57,376 --> 00:27:01,292
I'm gonna have to... call you back.
451
00:27:02,308 --> 00:27:04,287
Okay, just be careful.
452
00:27:04,288 --> 00:27:06,855
I gotta... I... I'm gonna call you back.
453
00:27:24,577 --> 00:27:25,766
Hello?
454
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,720
You can't be here.
455
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:01,847
You...
456
00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:05,864
you have to go.
457
00:28:09,402 --> 00:28:10,614
Please?
458
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:38,431
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