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Guys, I am nailing
my seating chart.
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[ "Jingle Bells" plays ]
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Can you not put me near Luke?
I can't with the chewing.
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You are
a spoiled city kid.
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I was 11 before I got to sit
at the people table.
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Cam.
Cam, I've asked you 10 times.
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Why haven't you
sent me our itinerary
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for your trip
to your parents' house?
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Been a little busy.
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Okay, well, you spent
three hours making a JibJab
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of you, me, and Lily
dancing in Santa's Twerkshop.
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[ Chuckling ]
Look at our butts.
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Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
Haley: Merry Christmas!
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Claire: Merry Christmas.
Hello.
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So, who's going to
get me a drink?
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Mama's done
breast-feeding.
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These babies
are all mine again,
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and I'm ready
to fill 'em up with wine.
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Ooh. Well,
not how the human body works,
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but I'm very happy
for you.
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Ah! I've missed Old Haley!
Ohh! Me too.
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Oh, hey, can you move Haley
away from me and the twins?
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My present to her is the night
off from Mommy duties, so...
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Okay, well, I would've
appreciated a little heads-up,
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but it's a thoughtful gift,
so...
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It's also free,
which is helpful
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because I forgot my ATM pin
last summer.
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Any chance I ever mentioned
my four favorite numbers to you?
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No.
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Oh, no. Please move me away
from Gloria. It'll be weird.
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Gloria's been working
for my dad.
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He totally mentored her,
and then the other day,
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I caught her interviewing
with his competitors.
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Gloria:
So, if I come on board,
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do I have to change
my hairstyle?
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[ Laughter ]
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We'll talk about it.
It's kind of our thing.
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[ Scoffs ]
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[ Gasps ]
Word to the wise --
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I'm like the last five
Matthew McConaughey movies.
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You never saw me.
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[ Squeaks ]
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Fine.
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Both: Merry Christmas!
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Claire: Hello.
Phil: Wow!
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Now, this is what a Christmas
table should look like.
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Huh.
No offense, honey.
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I also love your whole
"who cares" approach.
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Um...Cam?
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I can't sit next to Dad.
[ Door closes ]
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I think he's gonna ask
me to work for his
stupid dog bed company.
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Ugh. Claire!
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What?!
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I can't break his heart
on Christmas.
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You know how
the holiday makes him
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so sweet
and vulnerable.
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Jay:
I hate this damn scarf!
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I look like
Anjelica Huston!
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Cam bought it!
You wear it!
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Hey!
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Love the scarf!
I feel like a movie star!
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Cam, put me
next to Claire, okay?
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I want to talk to her
about something.
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Phil: There she is!
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I can't wait
to give you your gift.
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Should we open it now?
Let's open it now.
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Huh?
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You get it?
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2020 vision.
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It works two ways.
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You are gonna be
on so many bus benches.
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And in a different way than
when you had to go somewhere
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before you married Jay.
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Wow. Dad,
that is a lovely gesture.
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Thank you, Alex.
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You always know what to say
and what not to say.
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Phil, you're amazing.
[ Phil chuckles ]
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Which is ironic,
I think,
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because your son
might be a sociopath.
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Wait.
W-What's all this, then?
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Why don't you ask him?
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Luke, what happened?
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I will tell you
what happened.
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Instead of helping Manny
get Sherry back,
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he stole her
for himself!
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It's true.
Sherry and I are a thing.
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-What?!
-Oh, my God. Wow.
-Seriously?
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Cam, take Manny off.
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He's not coming.
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Okay, fine. Everybody just sit
wherever they want,
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like a bunch of hobos
around a barrel fire.
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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Captioning Provided by
20th Century Fox Television
and ABC, Inc.
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and brought to you by Ford.
Going further, so you can.
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Luke,
how could you do this?
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And to Manny,
of all people?
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I feel bad, but this thing
with Sherry is...
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special.
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This isn't my usual
hit it and quit it.
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That's rough
on the ears.
Charming.
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Plus, Sherry doesn't want
to be with Manny,
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and we really connect.
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Well, I --
[ Sighs ]
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I guess if you really
care about her that much --
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I do.
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She's smart and cool,
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and, man,
does she make me laugh.
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I get it.
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Nothing sexier
than a funny woman.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Or an organized one.
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So, what's up
with you and Cam?
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I'm sensing tension.
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I didn't sense any tension.
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I was just looking
for some drama
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and figured it was a safe bet.
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There is tension!
Mm!
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Okay, so,
first of all,
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he's being extra crazy
about this dinner.
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Uh-huh.
But now get this --
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every Christmas,
I complain about
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having to go home with him
to -- to see his family,
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and this year,
he said I don't have to go.
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And he was
totally cool about it.
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Oh, no.
Super fishy.
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So, you didn't find
any clues when you went
through his luggage?
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I...didn't
go through his luggage.
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It's like you want your marriage
to fall apart.
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Come on.
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Ugh.
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What are we gonna do
about Luke and Manny?
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Nothing.
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The last thing I want
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is to get into
a whole thing with Gloria.
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Hey, hon,
got a minute?
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Ugh.
Second to last.
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Sorry, Dad! I gotta get into
a whole thing with Gloria.
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Or nobody gets into anything
with anybody
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and we have
a storybook Christmas.
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How about
a mini cheeseball?
Mnh-mnh.
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Is Luke going to
break up with Sherry?
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Gloria, I am sorry
that Manny is so upset,
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but Luke's feelings
are sincere.
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He's already
beating himself up.
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Please,
don't be mad at him.
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You're right.
I shouldn't be mad at Luke.
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He didn't
raise himself.
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Uh...
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one more time?
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Based on the stories
from your past,
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you've rarely denied yourself
the pleasures of the flesh.
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Okay! Time --
Wow!
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Time out! Time out!
Mitchell: Cam? Cam!
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Why do you have a first-class
ticket to Missouri?
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Okay, not now. And why are you
digging through my suitcase?
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Uh...
Claire: Hey, Dad?
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Are you just
gonna stand there
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while your wife
calls me a tramp?
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I feel this is
a risky time to weigh in.
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Agreed.
No more fighting.
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Let's just all
enjoy a cheeseball!
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Mnh.
It's my grandma's
100-year-old recipe,
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except I use cayenne pepper
instead of cocaine.
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Phil: I'm sorry, Gloria.
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No one
calls my wife loose.
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In her day, did she enjoy
the company of a few men? Sure.
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Is it hard to
leave the house
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without running into
one of her ex-lovers?
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Depends on
what city we're in.
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Do you have
an end to this?
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Her body, her choices,
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all over
this beautiful planet!
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Can we get back to
the first-class ticket thing?
Yeah. Yeah.
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What are we hiding?
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Okay, I'm not sure
what you have to do with this,
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but my parents
bought me that ticket.
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Your parents?
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The people
whose idea of fancy
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is dropping a Certs
into a jar of schnapps?
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I'll have you know
that Grandma's Mint Rockets
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are the cocktail of choice
at the governor's mansion.
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You coddle Manny.
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He should already
be over Sherry.
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But I guess that's what happens
when you let a kid
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sleep in your bed
till he's...15.
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13.
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Why are we talking
about Manny, anyway,
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when this is
clearly Phil's fault?
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What?What?!
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Well, I mean,
you obviously
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didn't teach Luke
about the gentlemen's code.
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I did so!
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Never leave a high-five
hanging,
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no hug is too tight
if you slap the guy's back --
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It's never steal a broad
from a friend,
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never let him
grow a mustache
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unless they're
a first responder.
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Okay. That is some high horse
you're on there, Dad.
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Accusing Phil of dropping
the parenting ball?
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Here we go.
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Name two of my friends
growing up.
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The mean one
and the heavy one.
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[ Car door closes ]
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Hey, just a heads-up --
Manny's here.
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Gloria: What?
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That shows
how brave he is.
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Eh, but let's talk
about something else.
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The last thing he wants
is to make all this a big deal.
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[ Door opens ]
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Hello, all.
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Forgive my somber drapings,
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but like Masha
in Chekhov's "The Seagull,"
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I am in mourning
for my life.
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And don't worry.
I don't want any trouble.
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Today is not about me.
It's about family.
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Our family.
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And the deep, profound love
we share.
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Man, that's cheesy.
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Maybe,
but it's how I feel.
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Thank you, Manny, for reminding
us all what's important
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and how this should be
the most memorable Christmas.
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Manny, would you care
for a champagne cocktail?
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Please.
I do love champagne.
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And maybe
when I turn my back,
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Luke can put his tongue
all over it.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Luke, I think
you should go.
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No. He is not
going anywhere.
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Every family has a bad seed
that needs to be cast out
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so that they can
find their way back.
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I thought that ours
was going to be Haley,
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but an accidental
pregnancy
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saved her
from a life of degradation.
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Aww! [ Chuckles ]
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W--
Nobody has to leave.
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I can spend one evening
with the people I love
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and a shifty lecher
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who sleeps in a shower cap
filled with mayonnaise.
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It gives me my sheen.
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And I told you that
in confidence, you hump!
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Okay! Knock it off!
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It is time
for some farm justice.
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Back home,
when we have two alpha bulls,
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we lock 'em in a pen
and let them fight it out.
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This is
between Manny and Luke.
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Come on! Let's go.
Hyah! Hyah!
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Oh, and help yourself
to a gingerbread person.
250
00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,125
They're both
gluten and gender free.
251
00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,627
Ohh!
252
00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,363
Oh.
Isn't they a cutie?
253
00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:19,700
Do not come out of this room
until this is settled.
254
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:22,636
I will tell you what I tell
the bulls, gentlemen --
255
00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,871
I love you both,
256
00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,840
but don't make me regret
letting you keep your testicles.
257
00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,810
[ Sighs ]
258
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:30,978
Okay. Punch me.
259
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,580
I know it sounds crazy,
but I think --
260
00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:33,581
[ Grunts ]
261
00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,315
[ Groans ]
Whoa! Amazing!
262
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,184
[ Exhales sharply ]
I can't believe you did that!
263
00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,753
Me neither. And it didn't
make me feel better, by the way.
264
00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,755
Maybe kick him
or jab him in the eye.
265
00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:42,756
Manny, I'm sorry.
266
00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,091
I wish
it were someone else,
267
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,093
but I really do
care about Sherry.
268
00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,861
I go to sleep
thinking about her.
269
00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,697
I wake up
thinking about her.
270
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,198
When I see her,
it's like...
271
00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,933
my heart is smiling.
272
00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,836
Wow. I didn't think
this house could get any gayer.
273
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,872
Well, I care about her, too,
and I want her to be happy.
274
00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,240
So...
275
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,942
make sure she knows
how you feel.
276
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,277
She's the kind of girl
who needs to hear that.
277
00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:07,047
I don't know.
I'm not good at that stuff.
278
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,216
I'm better off
just playing it cool.
279
00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,383
[ Sighs ]
280
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,119
Can't believe
I'm saying this...
281
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,186
but I can help.
282
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,788
I'll talk, you type.
283
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,889
[ Scoffs ]
284
00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,925
Are you being nice
to make me feel worser?
285
00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,260
Okay,
I'll talk and type.
286
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,630
Honey, there you are!
287
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,131
I've been wanting to talk to you
about something --
288
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:27,034
About the greatest golf shot
you ever made?
289
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,602
What was that?
Oh, man.
290
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,604
10th hole at Riviera.
Mm-hmm?
291
00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,139
I had a decision to make.
Yeah?
292
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,608
I could go left
and stay out of trouble or --
293
00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,076
Can't do it.
Is Phil calling me?
294
00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,411
Listen, before you run, I have
a professional opportunity
295
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,780
I'd like you to think --
I-I'd love to hear it.
296
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,715
J-- I'm just a little stuffy.
Let me get some air.
297
00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,784
[ Clears throat ]
Are you aware that there are
298
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,553
15 times more dogs in the world
than Italians?
299
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,788
Feels offensive.
Not sure why.
300
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,956
Should we be mingling?
Listen.
301
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,824
I'm not gonna do
a big spiel.
Mm-hmm.
302
00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,627
Suffice to say
that science has shown us
303
00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:57,297
that having a well-rested dog
improves our earning potential
304
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,932
more than attending college.
305
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:01,635
Dad? Can we play
with my trucks now?
306
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,303
Give me a couple of minutes,
buddy, okay?
307
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,874
'Cause I'm talking to the new VP
of Dog Beds by Stella.
308
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,843
Claire?
309
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:12,980
Claire?
310
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,248
Do you really think
that Cam's parents
311
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,684
bought him
a first-class ticket?
312
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:17,851
Aren't they poor?
313
00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,319
Don't they, like,
eat plants and animals
314
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,520
they find in their yard?
315
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,522
They're farmers, yes.
316
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,523
We gotta dig deeper.
317
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,325
Get Cam's phone.
Check his texts.
318
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,694
That's an invasion
of his privacy.
319
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,495
Plus, I don't even know
his passcode.
320
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:29,963
Well, I just need
his face.
321
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,999
I break into Dylan's phone all
the time while he's sleeping.
322
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,166
Not that I need to.
323
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,202
All he does is
Google water parks.
324
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,537
Ooh! Uncle Cam!
325
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,707
I forgot my phone
in my car,
326
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,975
and I want to take a Boomerang
of me and my favorite uncle
327
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,443
at his gorgeous
Christmas dinner.
[ Chuckles ]
328
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,278
Can I use yours?
Well,
that's very flattering,
329
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,447
but I'm a little busy
with --
A-5, 6, 7, 8.
330
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,117
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
[ Imitating techno music ]
331
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,886
Aha! It's gonna be huge.
I'm gonna text it to myself.
332
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,887
Okay, well, thank you.
333
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,222
We're in.
Bring the wine.
334
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,290
Ooh, do Lily next.
I'm worried she's vaping.
335
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,459
Dad? What are you doing
over here by yourself?
336
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,627
Are you okay?
337
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,130
Oh, I'm -- I'm worried
this Luke and Manny thing
338
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,965
will affect
me and Gloria at work.
339
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,034
We've been having
such a great time.
340
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,169
I call us
"Chica and the Man."
341
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,474
Dad, I have to
tell you something.
342
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,976
Tell him what?
How?!
343
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,378
Hey, everybody,
look who's friends again.
344
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,479
That's right.
345
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,815
Luke's gonna date Sherry,
Manny's okay.
346
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,317
Problem solved,
farm-style!
347
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,485
Moooo--
348
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,686
Sorry about that.
349
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,155
Back home, when someone
would yell "farm-style,"
350
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,189
we'd all moo together.
351
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,357
It's a sign
of good breeding.
352
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,360
Anyway, come. Sit, sit.
Let's go. Sit down.
353
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,063
How do you
call yourself Colombian
354
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,599
after letting that skunk
off the hook so easily?
355
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,335
Tell me, at least, that you have
one of his toes in your pocket.
356
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,038
Come on, now, Gloria.
This is good news.
357
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,274
Disloyalty being rewarded?
358
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,376
Disloyalty? Really?
359
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,379
Dad, I caught Gloria
interviewing for a job
with another Realtor.
360
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,747
What?!
361
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,883
Chica!
How could you?
362
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,384
Jay: There she is.
363
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,420
The woman that threw herself
out the window to avoid me.
364
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,455
No, Dad. Don't be silly.
I-I fell.
365
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,757
No, no, no, honey.
I get it.
366
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,458
You don't want
to come and work for me,
367
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,459
and I think I know why.
368
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,128
Dad, I'm sorry.
369
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,729
No, you don't want
to let me down again,
370
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:13,400
like with that whole...
Ezravision fiasco.
371
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,135
What?
[ Laughs ]
372
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,270
Oh, insensitive
old white men.
373
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,972
What would Christmas be
without one?
374
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:22,242
We seem to have
insensitive people
of all ethnicities!
375
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,311
Was that a shot at me?
I've been good.
376
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,713
You can't believe
the stuff I haven't said today.
377
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,381
Cam, what's up
with your trip home?
378
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,649
Your parents
aren't even there.
379
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,952
"Merry Christmas.
Not Happy Holidays.
380
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,153
From Galveston."
381
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,288
Okay, how are you
snooping through my phone?!
382
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,456
[ Gasps ] You!
383
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,791
That was
a false Boomerang?
384
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,927
Well -- You know what?
Forget it. Forgiven.
385
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,729
I just want today to be
a special Christmas.
386
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,264
Now, please,
everyone sit down.
387
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,167
We'll grab hands, say grace,
have a lovely meal.
388
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,637
Okay. Grab the person
to your left and right.
389
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,005
Dear Lord --
390
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,274
I knew you were still pissed
about that Ezravision thing.
391
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,675
Claire, we are praying.
Mm-hmm.
392
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,310
Thank you
for this food --
393
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,247
You signed off
on that whole deal, buddy!
394
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,916
And I am not afraid
of disappointing you.
395
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:06,153
...and for our family as we rise
above petty grievances --
396
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,521
It's because novelty dog beds
are stupid.
397
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,024
Dogs don't care if they're
sleeping in a pineapple!
398
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,493
The Piña Colassie
got four woofs on Whelp!
399
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,862
That just makes you
sound like some --
400
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,363
Please, Lord,
help us not use terms
401
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,999
like "imbecile"
or "senile old man."
402
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,501
This is the thanks I get
for getting you back
into the workplace?
403
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,602
Nice line, Jay.
404
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,271
I could say the same thing
to you wife.
405
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,773
I can't believe
that you ratted me out.
406
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,774
I'm not afraid of you!
407
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,976
With...
everyone else around.
408
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,377
Okay. That's enough.
409
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,379
I can't believe you all
couldn't hold it together
410
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,115
for one meal and not argue!
411
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,484
Cam, this is what we always do
on the holidays.
412
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,785
What's the big deal?
413
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,953
The big deal is that...
414
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,788
this could be
our last Christmas together.
415
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,323
-What?
-Last Christmas?
416
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,324
-Stop being so dramatic.
-What do you mean?
417
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,059
Oh, my God.
You're dying?
418
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,161
[ Voice breaking ]
No, I'm not dying.
It's something else.
419
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,497
[ Baby coos ]
420
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,668
Is he pausing
to be dramatic?
421
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,370
What do you think?
422
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,043
[ Baby babbles ]
423
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,913
Will you j--
It all started last fall.
424
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,681
A scout came to one of my games
and liked what he saw,
425
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,084
and now
I'm one of two finalists
426
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,419
for the head coaching position
427
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,055
at the University
of North Central Missouri.
428
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,057
-What?
-What do you mean?
429
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,358
Hey, that's a big deal.
430
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,227
Yeah, they're flying me out
to, uh,
431
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,363
meet the athletic director,
and if all goes well...
432
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,831
I could start this spring.
433
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,034
W-Why didn't you
just tell me?
434
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,368
'Cause I-I didn't want
to stress you out
435
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,903
until it was --
it was real.
436
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,404
Phil: So...wait.
437
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,606
W-Would you guys
really move?
438
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,908
Mitchell's not moving
to Missouri.
439
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,410
What would he do for work?
Prosecute Otis, the town drunk?
440
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,678
Excuse me.
It's not Mayberry.
441
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,880
And I'll have you know,
our town ne'er-do-well
442
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:44,384
is a female who's addicted to
prescription nasal spray, so...
443
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,187
Okay, and -- and --
and just for the record, I...
444
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,388
I would go.
445
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,258
I mean, it's only fair.
Cam's been here forever.
446
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,460
I don't like this.
[ Exhales sharply ]
447
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,627
I know, you guys.
448
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,796
But this is an incredible
opportunity for him.
449
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,198
How could I say no?
450
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,432
[ Voice breaking ]
You guys can't go!
451
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,601
I don't want my babies
growing up without you.
452
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,870
They're never gonna
believe my stories!
453
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,373
See, this is why
I kept it a secret.
454
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,408
Here I was, worried about
you all ruining Christmas,
455
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,543
and...now I've done it.
456
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,445
I'm sorry, everyone.
457
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,081
You have no reason
to be sorry.
458
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,715
Yes, I do.
I break up families.
459
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,783
I'm Liz Taylor.
460
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,285
Why is it never a man?
461
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,752
For what it's worth,
Uncle Cam,
462
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,288
my company has
an office in New York,
463
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,956
and I said I'd be open
to transferring,
464
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,058
so I could easily
break up the family.
465
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,960
You -- You never
mentioned this to us.
466
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,996
Yeah, and I told NERP
that I would be
467
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,830
open to working
at the Paris office.
468
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,832
I mean, Dylan and I have
always wanted to live there.
469
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,167
[ Sighs ]
Phil: Wait.
470
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,003
Y-You'd take the babies
to France?
471
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,105
We -- We --
We've talked about it.
472
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,473
Sorry. I get nervous
when you're all looking at me.
473
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,443
A-And I applied
474
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,678
to the Royal Academy
of Dramatic Arts in London.
475
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:46,980
I could end up there.
476
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,648
Yeah,
that's a real possibility.
477
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,849
Listen,
if everyone's taking off,
478
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,684
maybe we buy that house
in Palm Springs,
479
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:52,986
spend a little more time
there.
480
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,022
And that means
next Christmas would be
481
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,924
me and Phil
and some sad little ham?
482
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,493
Oh, wouldn't Joe go
with Grandpa and Gloria?
483
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,628
[ Chuckles ]
484
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,197
Sorry, sweetie.
I'm just drunk and upset.
485
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,033
This got sad.
486
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,368
Right. Well, no --
no one's leaving now.
Yeah.
487
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,603
You know, so let's just enjoy
each other while we still can.
Yes!
488
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,672
Right?
Yes. Help me
with the salads, Mitch.
489
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,706
Yes. Okay.
Yes.
490
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,774
We'll be right back.
491
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,809
[ Indistinct conversations ]
492
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,548
Hey.
493
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,816
Phil...
494
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,286
I took that interview
because I love you,
495
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,988
and I don't want
to screw up our relationship.
496
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:32,059
[ Whispering ] I don't want
to end up like Claire and Jay.
497
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,527
Please. You and I
have been doing great.
498
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,862
Because I hold back.
499
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,564
I have strong opinions
500
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,367
that I don't tell you
because I want to get along.
501
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,668
Like what?
502
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,336
You can tell me
anything.
503
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,305
Like that bus bench sign.
504
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,006
I think it's goofy.
505
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:51,978
If we have 20/20 vision,
why are we wearing glasses?
506
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,313
I get it.
507
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,514
I just wanted to bring
a little joy to our country
508
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,882
in this tumultuous time,
but you're not from here,
509
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,517
so maybe it doesn't matter
as much to you.
510
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,385
You see?
511
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,253
Yes.
512
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,021
Yes. I'm sensitive.
513
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,024
But I-I need this.
514
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:08,361
New ideas, someone --
someone to push up against me.
515
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,029
And honestly,
I can't think of anyone
516
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,699
I'd rather have
pushing up against me than you.
517
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,367
Ay, Phil,
it's been years.
518
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,070
I can't pretend
I don't hear those anymore.
519
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,571
Hear what?
520
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,441
[ Sighing ]
Yeah. You're right.
521
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:25,278
I did sign off on that whole...
Ezravision thing.
522
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,579
Mm-hmm.
It's not your fault.
523
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,515
[ Sighs ]
Well, I, uh...
524
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:33,186
I might be a little defensive
because I feel responsible.
525
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,722
And dog beds aren't --
they're not stupid.
526
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,225
People are happy when their dogs
are happy, right?
527
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,260
Well, I'm definitely
saving lives,
528
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,530
but, I mean, they're not...
exactly flying off the shelf.
529
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,732
You were trying to bring me
aboard a sinking ship?
530
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,934
Well, I was bringing you aboard
to -- to save it,
531
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,070
or even if you couldn't,
I-I...
532
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,273
I just miss
working together.
533
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,443
I feel it gave me
a second chance with you.
534
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,779
It did.
It did, Dad.
535
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,781
And we're good now.
536
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,217
So, it's time for me to go
and prove myself on my own.
537
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,318
[ Joe giggles ]
538
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,319
Look at this.
539
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,288
10 seconds ago,
that was you.
540
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,556
[ Chuckles ]
541
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,958
I gotta make sure he and I
don't need a second chance.
542
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,226
Yeah.
Well, watch out.
543
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,927
Pretty soon,
he's gonna be working for you.
544
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,563
You know, I don't know
if he has the head for it.
545
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,299
He pitched a dog bed the
other day in the shape of a cat.
546
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,601
I mean, who wants
to sleep in your enemy?
547
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,670
It would be like me
napping in Jon Voight.
548
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:24,671
[ Scoffs ]
549
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,773
I told you that story --
Yeah. Yeah.
550
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,442
Look at that. You got
what you wanted for Christmas.
551
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,511
Yes, and can I just say,
everyone is exactly
552
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,313
where I put them
in the first place?
553
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,314
[ Chuckles ]
554
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,684
**
555
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:41,588
Cameron:
What is it about the holidays
that makes us so emotional?
556
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,922
[ Cheering ]
557
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,024
Is it
watching our kids grow up?
558
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,526
Who's gonna get it?
559
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,596
[ Cheering ]
560
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,199
Is it how
we put our disagreements aside?
561
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:55,802
What if instead,
I am Cher, you are Sonny,
562
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,538
and it says
"We've got you, babe"?
563
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,941
Gloria, I-I don't know
how to say this, but that is
564
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,845
the freshest damn idea
I have ever heard!
565
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,380
I love it!
566
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,617
Is it just being with people
you can't imagine life without?
567
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,951
Oh, look, sweetie.
568
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,787
It says that this Missouri town
has a lively art scene.
569
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,956
It says "ark scene."
570
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,859
They're preparing
for the Lord's next flood?
571
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:20,993
Oh.
572
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:21,994
Fun.
573
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,230
Or is it --
574
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,632
Enough! Can we just
take this picture already?
575
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,167
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Excuse me for wanting
to cherish you all
576
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,502
as long as I can.
577
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,504
You don't even
have the job yet.
578
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:34,207
Alright, the timer's set,
everyone. We have 15 seconds!
579
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,508
Let's go, everybody.
Hurry up.
580
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,509
Luke: Oh, my God.
581
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,077
Sherry broke up
with me.
582
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,579
[ Gasps ]
Phil: Oh.
583
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,581
After I texted her all
those nice things you
told me to say to her.
584
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,082
Oh, yeah, that's right!
585
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,352
She hates it
when guys move too fast.
586
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,220
Oh, well.
Better to have loved and lost.
587
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,556
There's my Colombian boy!
588
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,590
[ Indistinct shouting ]
589
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:54,827
Hey! I'm back!
590
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,230
Mitchell: Hi!
591
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,865
So, have you heard anything
about the job yet?
592
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,066
No. No, not yet.
593
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,068
And I may not
for a couple months, but...
594
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,036
it's out of my control,
and I'm just --
595
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,238
I'm letting go.
596
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,273
This is killing me!
597
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,207
Our whole future
hangs in the balance,
598
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,709
and these people --
they don't care!
599
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,010
They don't care!
600
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,379
I'm better now.
601
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,080
Whatever happens, happens.
602
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,214
G-Give me my damn phone.
603
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,716
I'm gonna call
the sadists,
604
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,751
and I'm gonna ask them
why they hate me!
605
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,520
You know what?
Screw them.
606
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,589
I love what we have.
607
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,590
Mwah!
608
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,624
Mwah!
609
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,959
[ Sighs ]
I'm so blessed.
610
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,262
[ Voice breaking ]
It's like, no matter what I do,
611
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,464
I'm always gonna have
a B-plus life.
612
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,065
Never an A.
613
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,302
And...happy New Year
to you, too.
[ People cheering on TV ]
614
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,637
[ Horn blows,
noisemaker rattles ]
[ Sobbing ]
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