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Bow: Christmas. Until 1985,
I'd never heard of it.
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On the commune, we celebrated
the Winter Solstice.
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Community, a vegan feast,
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and a visit
from the Magical Forest Sprite.
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I know -- it looks weird.
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But it was all we knew
at the time.
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[ Piano music plays, applause ]
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Then we got a wake-up call.
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Mrs. Claus, if my reindeer
don't get well soon,
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I won't be able
to give gifts
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to all the good
little boys and girls on Earth.
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So, after seeing that play,
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we had a few questions
for Mom and Dad.
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Well, one question.
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What the heck
is Christmas?
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♪♪
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Hmm. What?
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh,
they keep trying ♪
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♪ But they can't stop us ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got a love ♪
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♪ That keeps rising up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Life turns around ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round it goes ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ♪
♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up ♪
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♪ And that's for sure ♪
♪ Mixed-up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
♪ Baby ♪
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♪ We're gonna get by ♪
♪ We're gonna ♪
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♪ On our own, side by side ♪
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♪ Love's all we need
to be free ♪
♪ Lo-o-o-ve is all ♪
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♪ I got you, you got me ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix-ish ♪
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Mom and Dad not telling us
about Christmas was a lot like
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them not telling us
about being mixed --
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only worse, because
we missed out on presents.
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What is Christmas?
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We need to know.
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Secrets ruin families.
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Mmmmmm-hmm.
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But then Mom and Dad explained
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that we hadn't been left out
at all.
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Different people celebrate
different holidays,
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and we celebrated
the Winter Solstice,
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a day of giving thanks
to the sun
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for all the prosperity it had
brought us during the year.
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Paul: Without the sun,
we're nothing.
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They explained that there was
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nothing wrong
with other traditions.
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They just weren't
what we practiced.
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Since this was the first time
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my grandparents
celebrated Solstice with us,
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I was excited to mark the
occasion with a family photo,
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and my mom was -- well...
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Oh, whoa, whoa!
W-Whoa. Stop it.
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What are you doing?
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I'm making room
for a picture.
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When Grandma and Granddad get
here, I want a big family photo.
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This is our first
holiday together,
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and I want to make
an album.
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Mm. That's fine.
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But can you put that back?
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Sorry. I just want this place
to look perfect for my parents.
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You need to relax.
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I am relaxed!
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Don't I look relaxed?
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Paul: Here, babe.
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I made Johan eat
a lot of walnuts to make this.
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Don't worry. I'll make sure
he throws up outside.
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Okay.
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I'm not making
any promises.
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So, when's
the Solstice Sprite coming?
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Oh. Well, probably
when you guys are sleeping.
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You know I'm old enough to
catch on to that stuff, right?
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[ Sighs ]
Why don't you guys
go to your rooms?
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Mama needs to concentrate.
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Baby, you don't
have to be so nervous.
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Your parents
have accepted us.
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They've accepted you because
that's what Jesus would do.
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But me...
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Look, I just want this holiday
to go smoothly.
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Once Mama sees
how well we're doing,
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maybe she won't be so judgmental
about the choices I've made.
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Denise: Girl, yeah.
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Maybe she'll
surprise us all...
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and be exactly
the same person she's been
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for the last 65 years.
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She can change.
But she won't.
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First,
she gonna come in here
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and get on your behind
for going all pagan.
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Then she gonna get on mine
about everything else.
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That's why
I won't be here.
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Wait --
I have a date tonight.
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You have a date
on Solstice Eve?
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Yep.
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You know how many men's flights
get canceled over the holidays?
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That's why it's my job
to re-route one lucky guy,
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with a slight layover
at my apartment.
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Come on, sis.
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Don't run from Mama.
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I need you here.
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You have me until 8:30.
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[ Doorbell rings,
kids cheering ]
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Baby, we got this.
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[ Cheering continues ]
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My grandbabies!
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Grandma!
Grandma!
Grandma!
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Granddad Lynwood
and Grandma Shireen
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were a "Soul Train" line,
church picnic,
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and a cigarette ad
all rolled into one.
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Oh, my goodness!
[ Laughs ]
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Look how big
you kids have gotten!
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The school nurse said my head is
in the 105th percentile.
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Whoa.
Paul: So glad
you could make it!
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Alicia and I have been waiting
all week for this.
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Shireen: Oh-ho!
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This place is nice!
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Look at God.
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Ohh! [ Chuckles ]
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This outfit
is interesting.
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Pretty bold choice
for daywear.
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I-It's meant
to be nightwear.
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I have a date later.
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Oh,
you have a date later?
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Well,
is he marriage material?
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No, he's not married.
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At least,
I don't think so, anyway.
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[ Door opens ]
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Merry Christmas,
hippies!
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Granddad!
Granddad!
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Ah.
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Lynwood.
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Been too long.
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As different
as Harrison and Lynwood were,
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they had one thing in common --
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they were both determined
to win at being Granddad.
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Hello.
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Hey!
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Johan, look what I found
behind your ear.
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Whoa!
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Black Granddad
can do magic?
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What can you do?
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I can co-sign a loan.
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Come on, everyone.
Let's get a picture.
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Oh, baby,
we just got out the car.
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I have to
put on my face.
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I have to change.
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[ Chuckling ]
And Denise has to change.
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Ah, how are you, Mama?
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Oh! I'm good, baby.
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I'm so glad you waited for me
so I can help you decorate.
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Oh, we have decorated --
for two days straight.
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Ha!
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[ Coughs ]
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Oh! I see it now.
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Pinecones
and a bundle of sticks.
Yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
And some more pinecones.
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It's very festive.
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[ Sighs ] Thank you.
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A lot of
our holiday decorations
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got ruined
when they raided the commune.
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But it'll all come together
when we get our Bahum Bush.
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Yes! It's the centerpiece
to Winter Solstice.
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Oh!
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Well, okay.
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Happy Solstice!
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Ohh!
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Happy Solstice!
[ Laughs ]
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Happy Solstice.
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♪♪
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♪ O Christmas tree ♪
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I can't believe my parents'
visit is actually going so well.
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The visit is going great
because you're great,
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and your mother
can see that.
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I am just so surprised.
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Mom usually forces her beliefs
on everyone.
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I'm sorry, baby, but you know
this is a false idol.
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Don't get me started
on strict religious parents.
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Hm.
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My father used to have me
confess for his sins.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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See, that's
the kind of hypocrisy
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that pushed me away
from organized religion.
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Yeah.
Hm.
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You know, when I told my mother
we were moving to the commune,
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she stopped talking to me
for two years.
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Religion is
a personal choice.
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You believe in something,
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then you believe
it's the answer,
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and we decided that this is
the answer for our family.
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It is.
I feel it in my gut.
Yeah.
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But hey, it seems like
maybe your mother
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finally respects
how we're raising our kids.
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Maybe you're right.
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Baby.
Hmm?
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There it is.
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Paul, I don't think
that's for sale.
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Really?
Really.
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Okay.
We're doing this.
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Yeah, we're doing this.
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Fluff it a little.
[ Grunts ]
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Hey, kids,
look what we got!
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A Bahum Bush!
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Christmas music plays ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Clears throat ]
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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What is going on here?
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Mom, did you know
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Winter Solstice is actually
Jesus' birthday?
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He was born in a stable,
just like me!
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And if we disobey him,
we go to a town called Hell.
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Who -- Who told you
all of this?
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Grandma.
Grandma.
Grandma.
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Bow: You've heard of
the War on Christmas?
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Well, this was
the War on Solstice.
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Lord and Savior,
coming through!
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And my grandparents
came strapped.
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[ Camera clicks, whirs ]
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Where did all this stuff
come from?
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Oh, this?
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Just a few things
we had in the car.
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You just stapled this
to the wall?
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You know we're renting,
right?
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Mama,
we talked about this.
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We said we're celebrating
Solstice this year.
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We're definitely
losing our deposit.
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My grandbabies didn't know
anything about Christmas,
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so I'm teaching them.
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Now, if they believe in Solstice
like you say they do,
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then you have no need
to be worried.
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Here's an idea --
since we celebrate the Solstice
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and Grandma and Granddad
celebrate Christmas,
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why don't we celebrate both?
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As long as I can still
be out of here by 8:30.
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So?
What do you say, Mom?
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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That, Rainbow,
is a good question...
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...that I have
a very good answer for.
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I also have a good answer
for that.
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But perhaps we double-check
it's the same...
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Mm.
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...good answer
in the laundry room.
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Yes.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Excuse us.
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Shireen: Sure.
Mm-hmm.
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[ Paul and Alicia
laugh nervously ]
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We're just --
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Whispering ]
Can you believe my mom?
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Acting like she was okay
with Solstice, when all along,
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she had Christmas decorations
in the trunk of the car!
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[ As Shireen ]
"My grandbabies didn't know
anything about Christmas."
259
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Oh.
And your dad, too.
260
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,580
[ As Lynwood ]
"I gotta be the best Granddad."
261
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,420
[ Normal voice ] Sorry.
262
00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,170
I-I-I probably shouldn't do
the black voice, should I?
263
00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:08,290
[ Normal voice ]
You should not.
264
00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:10,580
But I-I-I don't know,
babe.
265
00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:12,920
Is -- Is Solstice the right
thing to be doing right now?
266
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,710
Of course it is.
It's what we believe.
267
00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:16,330
But...maybe we should
just let it go
268
00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:18,380
if the kids are more excited
for Christmas.
269
00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:20,420
Baby, it's more
than the holiday.
270
00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:21,960
It's how we're teaching them
to respect the world
271
00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:22,960
and themselves.
272
00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,120
You're right.
273
00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,830
And they love Solstice.
274
00:09:25,830 --> 00:09:28,250
They just forgot, and now
they hate it a little bit.
275
00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:29,670
You think
we can get them back?
276
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,000
Of course we can.
277
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,380
You can get them to help
decorate the Bahum Bush.
278
00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:36,170
And you can cook like
you've never cooked before.
279
00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:37,830
Ah, I can even
use spices.
280
00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:39,420
Please.
Yeah.
281
00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:41,120
♪♪
282
00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,670
Rainbow:
Santi! He's so soft!
283
00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:44,040
Santamonica:
Ooh, look!
284
00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,420
Hey, what is this?
285
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,040
Well, you brought in
all your Christmas crap,
286
00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,420
so I figured
it was fair game
287
00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:53,040
to bring in
all my better Christmas crap.
288
00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,670
[ Chuckles ] Hey.
289
00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,040
Why argue, huh?
290
00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,170
It's Christmas.
291
00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:58,330
Let's have some fun.
292
00:09:58,330 --> 00:09:59,250
Hey!
293
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,710
Who wants to play horsey?
294
00:10:00,710 --> 00:10:02,170
Me!
295
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:04,420
I love telling grown-ups
what to do.
296
00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:06,880
♪♪
297
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,670
Hup!
Yep! Ah!
298
00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:10,040
[ Both laugh ]
299
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,380
Come on, horsey!
Jump over the couch!
300
00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,620
Uh, you -- you -- you don't
have to keep hitting me.
301
00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,620
Eh, that's easy.
Santi doesn't weigh anything.
302
00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:18,170
Johan, hop on.
303
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:22,460
Aah! Geez, kid.
You got rocks in your shoes?
304
00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:24,000
A couple, yeah.
305
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,880
[ Grunting ]
[ Laughs ]
306
00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,120
♪♪
307
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,330
Who wants to decorate
the Bahum Bush with me?
308
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,750
And this is one is Mary,
and then...
309
00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,460
Rainbow?
310
00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:35,040
Oh. Sure, Mom.
311
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,620
[ Laughs ]
312
00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:38,040
So fun.
313
00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,330
Bowdie,
let's make this bush beautiful.
314
00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,500
Maybe after we're done
with the bush,
315
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,620
we can get
a family photo.
Mm-hmm.
316
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,380
Well, you better get
one of me now and paste it in,
317
00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,210
'cause I'm out of here
in an hour.
318
00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:49,620
Shireen: On Christmas Eve?
319
00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:52,040
[ Scoffs ]
Only place open is legs.
320
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,670
Doesn't the Bible say
not to judge?
321
00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,000
Exactly.
322
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,120
Excuse me?
323
00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:58,670
Nothing, Mama.
Nothing, Mama.
324
00:10:58,670 --> 00:11:00,670
Oh, no.
325
00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:03,670
Bowdie, you can't put Christmas
tinsel on a Bahum Bush.
326
00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:05,420
What about this one?
327
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,290
Remember
when you made it?
328
00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:09,920
That's a stick.
God made that.
329
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,920
Yeah, but Rainbow picked it up
when she was 3.
330
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,960
Why can't we use some of
the Christmas ornaments?
331
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,000
No, Rainbow.
332
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,380
This is Winter Solstice.
333
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:22,330
I'd never seen my mom
like this before.
334
00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,170
She was normally so laid back,
335
00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:26,750
but this year's Solstice was
bringing out the worst in her.
336
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:29,710
Okay, looks perfect!
337
00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,710
Rainbow, do you want
to take a picture of me
338
00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:33,830
next to the Bahum Bush?
339
00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,620
I mean...I guess.
340
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:37,080
Yeah! Okay.
341
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,290
Here we go.
342
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,380
You can do it.
343
00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,500
[ Camera clicks, whirs ]
344
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,620
Let me see.
345
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,040
[ Chuckles ]
346
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,170
I'm so excited.
347
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:55,620
This is so cool,
Black Granddad!
348
00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,040
You don't need to call me
Black Granddad.
349
00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,750
You can call him
White Granddad.
350
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,620
[ "O Come, All Ye Faithful"
plays ]
351
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:04,620
Whoa!
Whoa!
352
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,380
[ Laughs ]
353
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:09,040
White Granddad!
Are you seeing this?!
354
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,750
Oh, I'm seeing it.
355
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,830
[ Click, whirring ]
356
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,710
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
Granddad!
357
00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:18,120
[ Kids laugh ]
358
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:22,120
♪ O come,
best White Granddad ♪
359
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,290
♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪
360
00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:26,790
Who wants candy canes?!
361
00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,290
Santamonica: Candy canes!
Johan: [ Laughs ]
362
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,000
Candy canes!
Yeaaaaaaah!
363
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,290
Do you guys know what's up
with Mom? She's acting so weird.
364
00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:36,920
Don't know.
365
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,170
She's old.
366
00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:40,540
Yo' mama so old --
367
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,500
Am I supposed to say
more than that?
368
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,920
She's so obsessed with
celebrating Winter Solstice
369
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,120
instead of Christmas.
370
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,920
I don't get
why we have to choose.
371
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,210
Well,
we choose Christmas.
372
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,040
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
It's awesome.
373
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,580
Although, I am confused
about some things.
374
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:59,120
Who do I confess to
to get gifts? Santa?
375
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,540
No. Grandma said
you have to confess to Jesus.
376
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,420
And he still doesn't
give you any gifts.
377
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,620
What's the difference
between Santa and Jesus?
378
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,540
I think beard color.
379
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:08,580
Okay.
380
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,210
But who gets
the milk and cookies?
381
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,080
Those are definitely
for Jesus.
382
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,710
He's pretty thin.
383
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,960
Alicia: Kids!
Time for the Solstice feast!
384
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,710
You don't want to miss
the Solstice Sprite!
385
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:21,620
[ Children laughing ]
The Forest Sprite
386
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,880
was my favorite part
of Winter Solstice.
387
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,080
[ Tambourine jingling ]
388
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,120
With her flowing robes
and noble crown,
389
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,330
she was grace personified.
390
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:34,000
This year was Mom's turn
to be the Solstice Sprite,
391
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,460
and she nailed it.
392
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,420
Just kidding.
393
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:38,830
She looked like a hot mess.
394
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:41,670
Are there
any naughty children here?
395
00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:42,670
Huh?
396
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:44,710
Ooh. Ooh!
397
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,210
We know you're not
the Solstice Sprite.
398
00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:49,670
You're Mommy
in a bath towel.
399
00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:50,710
[ Gasps ]
400
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:53,500
Who's "Mommy"?
401
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,710
I'm the Solstice Sprite,
with golden curls,
402
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,750
tickling all the naughty
boys and girls.
403
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,580
Nope.
404
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,830
Oh? Huh?
405
00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:04,170
You're better than this.
406
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,710
Fine!
407
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,580
Let's eat.
408
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,960
Okay. I'll say grace.
409
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,210
Too bad.
I already called grace.
410
00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:16,620
You can't call grace.
411
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,210
Says the man
who didn't call grace.
412
00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:21,330
No one is saying grace.
413
00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:24,250
On Solstice, we observe
a moment of silence.
414
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,670
Well, I'm not eating
if we don't say grace.
415
00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:28,750
And by the looks of...
whatever this is,
416
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,540
we're gonna need
every blessing we can get.
417
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,880
No one's saying grace.
Wait. Hold on.
418
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,250
Can't we say grace
and have a moment of silence?
419
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,830
Oh, we definitely don't
have time for all that.
420
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,290
We're not doing both
421
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,080
because we're not a family
who does both,
422
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,880
so can we all
please shut up
423
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,000
and reflect on how much
we love each other?
424
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,880
If you don't love Jesus,
it doesn't matter.
425
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,210
That is enough!
426
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:51,290
My wife is trying to share
our beautiful holiday,
427
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,500
and you won't let her,
so you know what?
428
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,960
If you don't like
how we do things here,
429
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,330
you don't have to be here.
430
00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:57,830
I see you, Paul.
Handle yours.
431
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,040
Santa: Ho, ho, ho!
[ Thumping ]
432
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,750
Ooh. What's that?
433
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,920
Sounds like
somebody's up on the roof!
434
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,580
Santa!
Santa!
435
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,210
Harrison: You know,
anybody can buy a plastic one,
436
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:08,420
but only
your favorite Granddad
437
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,920
can give real Santa
your address.
438
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:14,170
Santa: I hope there's been
some good boys and girls inside!
439
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:15,380
Sit down!
Ho, ho, ho!
440
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:17,040
Denise:
Okay, now, Harrison,
441
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:20,250
there is a sleigh
and real reindeer out here!
442
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,620
But it's not gonna be blocking
my car in all night, right?
443
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,170
Can we please
go see Santa?
444
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:25,710
No! We're observing
Winter Solstice.
445
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,580
Choir: ♪ Hark, how the bells,
sweet silver bells ♪
446
00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,710
♪ All seem to say ♪
447
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,080
Oh! Is that
the Harlem Boys Choir?
448
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,540
Half of them.
449
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,750
[ Chuckles ] The rest of them
had another gig.
450
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,750
Santa: Ho, ho, ho!
451
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,040
Can we please
go to the window?
452
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,710
No, you cannot.
453
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,620
I hate Solstice!
454
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,460
Listen to
your children.
455
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,710
Why? Because you poisoned them
against me?
456
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,960
They used to love
mischief and wonder.
457
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,500
I think maybe everyone forgot
how beautiful today can be.
458
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,330
Oh, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
459
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,960
Those lights are distracting
people from the Bahum Bush.
460
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:58,000
[ Chuckles ] See?
It's all about the Bahum Bush.
461
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,420
Bahum Bush!
462
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,880
Paul: I'm just now
hearing that out loud.
463
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,420
It-- It's not great.
464
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:06,000
Too bad your Santa
can't be heard over my choir.
465
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,380
Well,
I can do 75 push-ups.
466
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,120
Santa: Harrison,
is this still going on?
467
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,250
Hello?
[ Scoffs ]
468
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,330
But everyone else
likes the lights.
469
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:14,790
Does it look like I care
what everyone likes?
470
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:16,040
Hey, what?
Those aren't regulation.
471
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,210
All the way down!
472
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,080
Mom...
473
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,330
[ Granddads grunting ]
No!
474
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:20,500
Come on!
475
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,620
[ Electricity crackles,
gasping ]
476
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,250
This is so stupid!
477
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,420
Rainbow:
Can everyone just stop?
478
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:27,580
And why are we
even fighting on --
479
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:28,710
[ Harrison groans ]
480
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:29,960
Honestly,
I don't even know
481
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,830
what holiday
we're celebrating anymore.
482
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,500
I'm going to my room.
483
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,710
♪♪
484
00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:38,170
[ Sighs ]
485
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,500
Merry Christmas...
486
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,120
everyone?
487
00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:47,960
Update on the lights.
488
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,710
My dad and your dad
are competing
489
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,460
to see who can fix it first.
490
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,210
Neither know what they're doing.
Both may die.
491
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:54,420
Will keep you posted.
492
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,580
Lights are on now.
493
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,080
Casualties TBD.
494
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,880
Consider yourself posted.
495
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,580
None of this would have happened
if Mama would just accept
496
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,500
who I am
and the life I've chosen.
497
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,460
You'd have an easier time
if you do what I do --
498
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,290
lie your butt off.
499
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,120
"No, Mama,
that was another girl
500
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,830
you saw riding in
the youth pastor's car."
501
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,330
I shouldn't have to lie.
502
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:16,920
Just because I don't believe
what she believes
503
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,250
doesn't mean I'm wrong.
504
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,330
Then why are you telling Rainbow
what to believe?
505
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,750
What are you talking about?
I am not.
506
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,500
Ow!
507
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,500
You really want to try me
while I'm holding these pins?
508
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,790
We always talked about
509
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:28,750
how we hated Mama
pushing her ways on us.
510
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,040
[ Sighs ]
511
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,620
Look, girl, all I'm saying is,
break the cycle.
512
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:36,120
I am raising Rainbow
to follow her own heart.
513
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,120
What if her heart leads her to
celebrate traditional Christmas?
514
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,080
Look, I don't want to tell you
how to live your life...
515
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,380
Good.
...but you don't want her
working out her issues
516
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,040
with a man
in some airport
517
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,790
instead of coming home
for the holidays.
518
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,960
I heard myself.
519
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,290
Damn, I need a husband.
520
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:55,540
♪♪
521
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,040
You need Jesus.
522
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,040
[ Laughs ]
523
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,460
Alicia:
[ Clears throat ]
524
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:01,710
Mama.
525
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,040
I'm sorry
I blew up at you.
526
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,880
I just want you to respect
what I believe.
527
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,290
Right now,
it feels like you're saying
528
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:14,920
the way I live is wrong.
529
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,620
Well, that's how I feel.
530
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:21,750
You with your...bushes
and sprites and head wreaths.
531
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,420
It's like
you went out of your way
532
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,000
to reject
what I believe in.
533
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,080
Mom, no.
That's not true.
534
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,420
I chose a different path,
535
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,880
and I want you
to be okay with that.
536
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,710
Because I don't want to go
another 15 years like this.
537
00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:36,210
Neither do I.
538
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:41,500
Look, I know
I'm hard on you and Denise,
539
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:46,210
but it's because I wanted to
raise strong, God-fearing girls.
540
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,380
I'm strong.
541
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:51,920
I'm just not
exactly like you.
542
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,580
Just like Rainbow might not
grow up to be like me.
543
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:56,380
You promise?
544
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,420
Mom.
545
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,580
[ Chuckles ]
Just kidding.
546
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,620
Look.
547
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:04,830
I promise to try to understand
you a little better.
548
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:07,500
I'd like that.
549
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,040
Mm, I love you.
550
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,880
Mm.
I love you more.
551
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,790
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, honey.
552
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:13,960
[ Camera clicks, whirs ]
553
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,120
[ Gasps ]
Aah!
554
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,500
♪ The mood is right ♪
555
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,960
Bow! Sneaky girl.
556
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,960
♪ The spirit's up ♪
557
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,210
♪ We're here tonight ♪
558
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,620
I'd been obsessed with having
559
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,540
the whole family together
560
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,670
for what I thought was
the perfect Christmas.
561
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,670
But we realized
that the holidays
562
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,500
are about
more than just one thing.
563
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,080
It's religion, family,
fighting,
564
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,170
but also healing --
565
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:38,000
and presents,
store-bought and homemade.
566
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,120
♪ The feeling's here ♪
567
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,880
Yes, Judy?
568
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,670
Page Roger Winston.
569
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,620
Girl, I'm not coming.
570
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,750
[ Laughter ]
Our family was a melting pot.
571
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,170
Each of us
made it more complex,
572
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:53,540
more interesting,
and more delicious.
573
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,960
And we learned
to love each other
574
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,250
because of our differences,
not in spite of them.
575
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,120
♪ We're simply having
a wonderful Christmastime ♪
576
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,210
Okay, um...
Oh.
577
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,040
And I finally got that picture.
578
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,290
♪ ...a wonderful Christmastime ♪
579
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:14,250
That one's from Santa.
580
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,250
[ "Deck the Halls" plays ]
581
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,210
[ Paper rustling ]
582
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:21,460
Now, this is Christmasy.
583
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:22,670
[ Laughter ]
Thanks.
584
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:25,500
That one
is from White Granddad.
585
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:29,080
♪♪
586
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,460
New sneakers?!
587
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:32,750
Fresh.
588
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:33,880
[ Rattling ]
589
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,040
[ Giggles ]
590
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:38,420
♪♪
591
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,620
School supplies?!
592
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,170
I...hate it!
593
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:44,460
Okay.
594
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,210
That baby needs Jesus.
595
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,330
Which one of you geniuses
596
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,750
gave that child pencils
for Christmas?
597
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,670
You know who.
598
00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:51,880
Denise: Mama!
599
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,920
-Mom!
-Shh! Daddy's working!
600
00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:01,710
♪♪
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