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>> emma: All right, so we're
about five weeks out.

About five weeks out.
>> kim: Kimono is my shapewear

>> kim: Kimono is my shapewear
brand, and it's been at least a

brand, and it's been at least a
decade in the making.

Decade in the making.
I love shapewear, I've always

I love shapewear, I've always
worn shapewear and I've spent so

worn shapewear and I've spent so
much time working on this brand.

Much time working on this brand.
It's my baby, and I need it to

it's my baby, and I need it to
be perfect.

Be perfect.
>> newsman: Kim kardashian

>> newsman: Kim kardashian
has caused an uproar...

Has caused an uproar...
>> newswoman: Kim kardashian has

>> newswoman: Kim kardashian has
has been accused of

has been accused of
appropriating the japanese

appropriating the japanese
culture.

Culture.
>> newsman 2: She has been

>> newsman 2: She has been
accused of cultural

accused of cultural
appropriation.

♪ ♪

>> kim: Who would ever think
that I... "hey, I want to do

that I... "hey, I want to do
something that would be

something that would be
disrespectful?"

disrespectful?"
>> scott: It's a tough world.

>> scott: It's a tough world.
Even when you're not trying to

even when you're not trying to
hurt anybody.

Hurt anybody.
>> kim: Well, they're saying

>> kim: Well, they're saying
that I'm cultural appropriating.

That I'm cultural appropriating.
I posted a photo, this, like,

I posted a photo, this, like,
gorgeous photo that vanessa

gorgeous photo that vanessa
beecroft shot and it was our

beecroft shot and it was our
full kimono campaign.

Full kimono campaign.
And then I noticed that there

and then I noticed that there
was a lot of talk about cultural

was a lot of talk about cultural
appropriation with the name

appropriation with the name
kimono.

My intention was never to offend
anybody.

Anybody.
We brought the name to

we brought the name to
retailers, there was a lot of

retailers, there was a lot of
people that could've chimed in

people that could've chimed in
and said that they felt like

and said that they felt like
this was not an appropriate

this was not an appropriate
brand name and nobody did.

Brand name and nobody did.
Foolishly and ignorantly, we

foolishly and ignorantly, we
never thought that it would be a

never thought that it would be a
problem.

Problem.
>> scott: Do you think it's

>> scott: Do you think it's
gonna hurt your business?

Gonna hurt your business?
>> kim: Th... I-I think it's too

>> kim: Th... I-I think it's too
early to tell yet.

Early to tell yet.
>> scott: So it's either you got

>> scott: So it's either you got
to fight through this or you got

to fight through this or you got
to come up with a statement.

To come up with a statement.
>> kim: We sent one with the new

>> kim: We sent one with the new
york times today and it was

york times today and it was
great, you know, 'cause they

great, you know, 'cause they
wrote a big story on it.

Wrote a big story on it.
>> scott: Is there a

>> scott: Is there a
possibility you're gonna change

possibility you're gonna change
the name, or you're gonna fight

the name, or you're gonna fight
through the...

Through the...
>> kim: I don't know yet.

>> kim: I don't know yet.
I mean, in a perfect world, if I

I mean, in a perfect world, if I
could just say "let's change the

could just say "let's change the
name..."

name..."
>> scott: Right.

>> scott: Right.
>> kim: ...And it would be that

>> kim: ...And it would be that
easy, then I would do it in a

easy, then I would do it in a
heartbeat.

Heartbeat.
But I printed the logo inside...

But I printed the logo inside...
>> scott: Oh.

>> scott: Oh.
>> kim: ...All the garments.

>> kim: ...All the garments.
Do you know, like, how many

do you know, like, how many
goods you've, like, made?

Goods you've, like, made?
>> kim: Hundreds of thousands.

>> kim: Hundreds of thousands.
>> scott: Of items?

>> scott: Of items?
>> kim: We-we would lose, like,

>> kim: We-we would lose, like,
ten million dollars.

Ten million dollars.
>> scott: What?

>> scott: What?
>> kim: Yeah, we ordered a lot.

>> kim: Yeah, we ordered a lot.
I feel like taking a beat and

I feel like taking a beat and
figuring out "is this just,

figuring out "is this just,
like, chatter or is this

like, chatter or is this
serious?"

serious?"
like, am I really offending

like, am I really offending
someone or is this someone that

someone or is this someone that
is just, like, a group of people

is just, like, a group of people
just talking and it's, like, 15

just talking and it's, like, 15
people that are just being

people that are just being
really loud?

Really loud?
Like, that is what I really

like, that is what I really
wanted to separate.

Wanted to separate.
>> scott: I don't think you

>> scott: I don't think you
could win, man.

Could win, man.
It's like, whatever you do,

it's like, whatever you do,
someone's gonna try to come

someone's gonna try to come
after you and say you did

after you and say you did
something wrong.

Something wrong.
♪ ♪

(doorbell rings)
>> kris: Khloe, your door...

>> kris: Khloe, your door...
>> khloe: Oh.

>> khloe: Oh.
>> kris: Somebody's at the door.

>> kris: Somebody's at the door.
They're here.

They're here.
Hi, guys. How are you?

Hi, guys. How are you?
>> producer: Hi.

>> producer: Hi.
Good to see you.

Good to see you.
>> khloe: Nice to see you. Hi.

>> khloe: Nice to see you. Hi.
>> producer: This is caitlin.

>> producer: This is caitlin.
>> caitlin: Hi, khloe.

>> caitlin: Hi, khloe.
>> khloe: Hi, nice to see you.

>> khloe: Hi, nice to see you.
We can sit over here.

We can sit over here.
>> caitlin: Great.

>> caitlin: Great.
>> khloe: My mom and I are

>> khloe: My mom and I are
having a meeting with some

having a meeting with some
producers that we're in talks

producers that we're in talks
with about helping me finalize

with about helping me finalize
the show that I'm developing.

The show that I'm developing.
>> producer: After our last

>> producer: After our last
meeting, we went back to the

meeting, we went back to the
drawing board and kind of put

drawing board and kind of put
together the schedule because we

together the schedule because we
want to shoot and put this on

want to shoot and put this on
the internet as soon as

the internet as soon as
possible.

Possible.
>> kris: So do you see this

>> kris: So do you see this
being filmed at khloe's house?

Being filmed at khloe's house?
>> producer: Yeah, at the house

>> producer: Yeah, at the house
and then kind of just seeing mom

and then kind of just seeing mom
and daughter out and about kind

and daughter out and about kind
of just letting the world see,

of just letting the world see,
like, little snippets.

Like, little snippets.
>> khloe: I see, in my eyeline,

>> khloe: I see, in my eyeline,
this mark on my wall, clearly

this mark on my wall, clearly
from a pen or something.

From a pen or something.
And I notice it because my house

and I notice it because my house
renovations are finished and now

renovations are finished and now
that I've moved back in,

that I've moved back in,
everything is fresh and perfect.

Everything is fresh and perfect.
And I know every mark on my

and I know every mark on my
wall, 'cause there isn't any.

Wall, 'cause there isn't any.
>> producer: It will be, like, a

>> producer: It will be, like, a
five to seven-minute episodes.

Five to seven-minute episodes.
>> khloe: I'm literally fixated

>> khloe: I'm literally fixated
and I cannot let it go.

And I cannot let it go.
In my head, I'm envisioning my

in my head, I'm envisioning my
drawer where my mr. Clean

drawer where my mr. Clean
erasers are.

Erasers are.
If I know about something, I

if I know about something, I
obsess over it and I can't stop

obsess over it and I can't stop
thinking about it.

Thinking about it.
>> producer: If you guys have

>> producer: If you guys have
any more questions for us that

any more questions for us that
we can help with...

We can help with...
>> khloe: No, I think I'm so

>> khloe: No, I think I'm so
good here.

Good here.
I want everything to remain

I want everything to remain
fresh and new, and the longer it

fresh and new, and the longer it
sits on the wall, I feel like

sits on the wall, I feel like
this stain is setting in.

This stain is setting in.
Yeah, I'm crazy, and I'm a

yeah, I'm crazy, and I'm a
lunatic.

Lunatic.
That's just how I am.

That's just how I am.
Thank you guys so much.

Thank you guys so much.
>> producer: We're really

>> producer: We're really
excited about this.

Excited about this.
>> khloe: Will you walk them

>> khloe: Will you walk them
out?

Out?
I'm gonna go grab something.

I'm gonna go grab something.
♪ ♪

>> kourtney: Hey. You know what?
We're doing a call for your

we're doing a call for your
birthday.

Birthday.
Do you want to listen?

Do you want to listen?
Okay.

Okay.
>> sharon: Hey, kourt.

>> sharon: Hey, kourt.
>> kourtney: Hi, I'm here with

>> kourtney: Hi, I'm here with
kim and penelope.

Kim and penelope.
>> kim: Hi, sharon.

>> kim: Hi, sharon.
>> sharon: (whoops) hi, birthday

>> sharon: (whoops) hi, birthday
girl.

Girl.
>> kim: North and penelope are

>> kim: North and penelope are
best friends, and because their

best friends, and because their
birthdays are so close together,

birthdays are so close together,
for five years she's had a joint

for five years she's had a joint
party with penelope.

Party with penelope.
I thought it would be super cute

I thought it would be super cute
to have it be, like, old school

to have it be, like, old school
candy land.

Candy land.
>> sharon: That would be

>> sharon: That would be
amazing.

Amazing.
>> kourtney: And then penelope

>> kourtney: And then penelope
had a dream.

Had a dream.
It spelled out "penelope" and

it spelled out "penelope" and
"north" all in cupcakes and

"north" all in cupcakes and
donuts.

Donuts.
>> sharon: Love, love, love.

>> sharon: Love, love, love.
>> kim: We've hired sharon sacks

>> kim: We've hired sharon sacks
to do all of the planning.

To do all of the planning.
She helped plan my wedding, she

she helped plan my wedding, she
helped with most of our

helped with most of our
christmas parties.

Christmas parties.
And now we're gonna do candy

and now we're gonna do candy
land.

Land.
>> sharon: So, food...?

>> sharon: So, food...?
>> kourtney: I mean, I would

>> kourtney: I mean, I would
like fun food, but with, like, a

like fun food, but with, like, a
great salad.

Great salad.
>> sharon: Yeah, that can

>> sharon: Yeah, that can
happen.

Happen.
I want you to know that I'm very

I want you to know that I'm very
respectful of what you want.

Respectful of what you want.
I'll just give you options.

I'll just give you options.
>> kourtney: Yes. Thank you.

>> kourtney: Yes. Thank you.
>> penelope: We should have,

>> penelope: We should have,
like, a dance floor and there

like, a dance floor and there
should be, like, it should be

should be, like, it should be
clear.

Clear.
And we should put, like, uh,

and we should put, like, uh,
like, fake big candy so you can

like, fake big candy so you can
see it.

See it.
>> sharon: Yeah.

>> sharon: Yeah.
>> kourtney: You should be a

>> kourtney: You should be a
party planner, p.

Party planner, p.
>> kim: Or, yeah, do you want to

>> kim: Or, yeah, do you want to
work for sharon?

Work for sharon?
You-you're hired.

You-you're hired.
(sharon laughs)

(sharon laughs)
>> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah.
(chuckles)

(chuckles)
♪ ♪

>> khloe: What is this?
>> kris: Khloe, are you talking

>> kris: Khloe, are you talking
to yourself?

To yourself?
>> khloe: I'm just annoyed that

>> khloe: I'm just annoyed that
I spent all this money and

I spent all this money and
there's all these (bleep) scuffs

there's all these (bleep) scuffs
on the floor.

On the floor.
>> kris: Khloe is the most

>> kris: Khloe is the most
organized, cleanest, most

organized, cleanest, most
obsessive person I know in her

obsessive person I know in her
own home.

Own home.
But lately, she's on another

but lately, she's on another
level.

Level.
>> khloe: See this scuff?

>> khloe: See this scuff?
Why do you... Literally nobody

why do you... Literally nobody
walks here.

Walks here.
>> kris: It's right in front of

>> kris: It's right in front of
the refrigerator.

The refrigerator.
Of course they walk here.

Of course they walk here.
I mean, the apple doesn't fall

I mean, the apple doesn't fall
too far from the tree.

Too far from the tree.
When we were raising the kids, I

when we were raising the kids, I
was always cleaning and

was always cleaning and
organizing and reorganizing and

organizing and reorganizing and
moving things around, so I kind

moving things around, so I kind
of feel responsible.

Of feel responsible.
But the one thing that I've

but the one thing that I've
learned through the years is

learned through the years is
that this desire to have

that this desire to have
everything perfect can really

everything perfect can really
drive you crazy.

Drive you crazy.
You can't live on your hands and

you can't live on your hands and
knees, honey.

Knees, honey.
It's not gonna get any better.

It's not gonna get any better.
It's just...

It's just...
>> khloe: Yes, it is.

>> khloe: Yes, it is.
I've already gotten a couple of

I've already gotten a couple of
them out, I just don't...

Them out, I just don't...
>> kris: A couple of them?

>> kris: A couple of them?
Uh, this is 12,000 square feet

uh, this is 12,000 square feet
of floor.

Of floor.
>> khloe: Then there's a little

>> khloe: Then there's a little
white, but, like, what are

white, but, like, what are
people wearing on here?

People wearing on here?
>> kris: Maybe it's the baby.

>> kris: Maybe it's the baby.
Maybe she's, you know,

maybe she's, you know,
rolling...

Rolling...
>> khloe: Don't bring true into

>> khloe: Don't bring true into
this.

This.
>> kris: True lives here, too.

>> kris: True lives here, too.
And she's just a little squirt,

and she's just a little squirt,
but she still has her toys.

But she still has her toys.
>> khloe: You don't think I've

>> khloe: You don't think I've
tested all of these toys?

Tested all of these toys?
>> kris: Tested?

>> kris: Tested?
You test her toys on your floor?

You test her toys on your floor?
>> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah.
>> kris: Khloe, you're gonna see

>> kris: Khloe, you're gonna see
a therapist.

A therapist.
If you have kids, everything

if you have kids, everything
isn't going to be perfect all of

isn't going to be perfect all of
the time.

The time.
Ever since she finished doing

ever since she finished doing
renovations on her house, I've

renovations on her house, I've
been more worried about khloe's

been more worried about khloe's
obsessive cleaning.

Obsessive cleaning.
First, she's distracted at a

first, she's distracted at a
meeting, and then she's on the

meeting, and then she's on the
floor scrubbing marks.

Floor scrubbing marks.
It just is starting to really

it just is starting to really
concern me.

Concern me.
>> kim: I just saw the, um, the

>> kim: I just saw the, um, the
letter from the mayor of kyoto.

Letter from the mayor of kyoto.
I mean, I definitely did not

I mean, I definitely did not
want to disrespect a culture.

Want to disrespect a culture.
That's not what the brand is

that's not what the brand is
even about.

Even about.
Why didn't we think about this?

Why didn't we think about this?
>> kourtney: Everyone's gonna

>> kourtney: Everyone's gonna
come to this party and

come to this party and
everything is gonna be

everything is gonna be
disgusting chemicals?

Disgusting chemicals?
>> kim: That's, like, what the

>> kim: That's, like, what the
party is about.

Party is about.
Candy land.

Candy land.
It's not (bleep) gluten-free

it's not (bleep) gluten-free
land over here.

Land over here.
>> kourtney: So then you do your

>> kourtney: So then you do your
party, and I'll do my party.

Party, and I'll do my party.
>> kim: And I'll do... Perfect.

>> kim: And I'll do... Perfect.
>> kourtney: Great.

♪ ♪
>> kris: You have a child now.

>> kris: You have a child now.
Things get buffed and scruffed.

Things get buffed and scruffed.
>> khloe: Yes, and then I clean

>> khloe: Yes, and then I clean
up after her.

Up after her.
I just moved back in.

I just moved back in.
My floors are all brand-new.

My floors are all brand-new.
>> kris: Exactly why you need to

>> kris: Exactly why you need to
see sheva.

See sheva.
She's an exposure therapist.

She's an exposure therapist.
So she does these exercises with

so she does these exercises with
you that will help you learn how

you that will help you learn how
to deal with the anxiety that

to deal with the anxiety that
you're feeling right now.

You're feeling right now.
>> khloe: I... Sincerely, on

>> khloe: I... Sincerely, on
everything, I don't think this

everything, I don't think this
is, like, a problem.

Is, like, a problem.
>> kris: You're crawling along

>> kris: You're crawling along
on the floor like a snake and

on the floor like a snake and
that's making you feel...

That's making you feel...
>> khloe: Snakes don't crawl,

>> khloe: Snakes don't crawl,
they s-slither.

They s-slither.
>> kris: Well, you're

>> kris: Well, you're
slithering.

Slithering.
You've got to see somebody.

You've got to see somebody.
Just to have... Just to...

Just to have... Just to...
Do it for me.

Do it for me.
>> khloe: What am I gonna get?

>> khloe: What am I gonna get?
>> kris: Two hours in your

>> kris: Two hours in your
closet helping you clean your

closet helping you clean your
drawers.

Drawers.
>> khloe: (scoffs)

>> khloe: (scoffs)
yeah, right.

Yeah, right.
That's something I do, like, for

that's something I do, like, for
fun.

Fun.
>> kris: Eight hours of

>> kris: Eight hours of
babysitting.

Babysitting.
>> khloe: I could not trust you

>> khloe: I could not trust you
alone with true.

Alone with true.
(both laugh)

(both laugh)
well, I'm not promising I'm

well, I'm not promising I'm
gonna do her exercises, but I

gonna do her exercises, but I
will meet with her.

Will meet with her.
>> kris: Thank you.

>> kris: Thank you.
That's all I can ask for.

That's all I can ask for.
>> khloe: This is bugging me so

>> khloe: This is bugging me so
badly.

Badly.
Like, doesn't this bother you so

like, doesn't this bother you so
much?

Much?
>> kris: A little.

>> kris: A little.
>> khloe: Right.

>> khloe: Right.
>> kris: I'm not gonna lie.

>> kris: I'm not gonna lie.
>> khloe: So I got to take

>> khloe: So I got to take
clorox, I want to spray it.

Clorox, I want to spray it.
>> kris: I think that it's

>> kris: I think that it's
causing you unnecessary anxiety.

Causing you unnecessary anxiety.
>> khloe: Mm-hmm.

>> khloe: Mm-hmm.
>> kris: That's all.

>> kris: That's all.
>> khloe: Then I'll do it right

>> khloe: Then I'll do it right
now.

Now.
>> kris: Oh, boy.

>> kris: Oh, boy.
♪ ♪

(line ringing)
>> allison: Hello?

>> allison: Hello?
>> kim: Hey.

>> kim: Hey.
>> allison: How are you?

>> allison: How are you?
>> kim: I just saw the, um, the

>> kim: I just saw the, um, the
letter from the mayor of kyoto.

Letter from the mayor of kyoto.
>> allison: Yeah. Do you have

>> allison: Yeah. Do you have
any feelings?

Any feelings?
>> kim: I definitely want to

>> kim: I definitely want to
take this really seriously.

Take this really seriously.
>> allison: I do think it's

>> allison: I do think it's
important to think about what he

important to think about what he
said.

Said.
>> kim: The mayor of kyoto sent

>> kim: The mayor of kyoto sent
my publicist a letter where he

my publicist a letter where he
was very thoughtful and very

was very thoughtful and very
kindly explaining to me the-the

kindly explaining to me the-the
meaning of "kimono" and why

meaning of "kimono" and why
that's so important to their

that's so important to their
culture.

Culture.
I feel like there's no doubt in

I feel like there's no doubt in
my mind that we have to change

my mind that we have to change
the name.

The name.
"kimono is a traditional ethnic

"kimono is a traditional ethnic
dress and truly symbolizes sense

dress and truly symbolizes sense
of beauty, spirits, and values

of beauty, spirits, and values
of japanese."

of japanese."
reading that letter, I felt an

reading that letter, I felt an
understanding.

Understanding.
I mean, I definitely did not

I mean, I definitely did not
want to disrespect a culture.

Want to disrespect a culture.
That's not what the brand is

that's not what the brand is
even about.

Even about.
It's about inclusivity.

It's about inclusivity.
It's about comfort.

It's about comfort.
It's not about making people

it's not about making people
uncomfortable.

Uncomfortable.
I just feel kind of dumb, like,

I just feel kind of dumb, like,
why didn't we think about this?

Why didn't we think about this?
>> allison: Yeah.

>> allison: Yeah.
You have everything produced

you have everything produced
already, so how are you gonna

already, so how are you gonna
salvage that?

Salvage that?
>> kim: I don't know.

>> kim: I don't know.
It's just frustrating that I

it's just frustrating that I
didn't really think about it

didn't really think about it
thoroughly ahead of time, or the

thoroughly ahead of time, or the
whole team didn't.

Whole team didn't.
For the next few days, it's

for the next few days, it's
gonna be really, like, hell

gonna be really, like, hell
living, wondering how to fix

living, wondering how to fix
this.

This.
It sucks that it's so public and

it sucks that it's so public and
everyone can see the mistakes of

everyone can see the mistakes of
the brand as they're live,

the brand as they're live,
basically, but I got to just

basically, but I got to just
calm down, like, everything

calm down, like, everything
happens for a reason.

Happens for a reason.
We have to change the name.

We have to change the name.
I think...

I think...
>> allison: I think so, too.

>> allison: I think so, too.
>> kim: I think that's, like, a

>> kim: I think that's, like, a
bigger conversation that we all

bigger conversation that we all
decide, like, what are we going

decide, like, what are we going
to do?

To do?
>> allison: Yeah.

>> allison: Yeah.
>> kim: Thank you.

>> kim: Thank you.
>> allison: Okay.

>> allison: Okay.
>> kim: Okay. Bye.

>> kim: Okay. Bye.
>> allison: Bye.

>> allison: Bye.
♪ ♪

>> kim: All right, so we'll go
over this with the girls

over this with the girls
together.

Together.
>> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah.
>> kim: Damn, that's insane.

>> kim: Damn, that's insane.
Class of 31.

Class of 31.
Um, so have you thought of any

um, so have you thought of any
ideas?

Ideas?
>> kourtney: For the party?

>> kourtney: For the party?
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
>> kourtney: Oh, cute, I was

>> kourtney: Oh, cute, I was
trying to do it somewhat

trying to do it somewhat
healthy, like, she was gonna

healthy, like, she was gonna
have this, like...

Have this, like...
>> kim: It's candy land,

>> kim: It's candy land,
kourtney.

Kourtney.
It's not gonna be healthy.

It's not gonna be healthy.
>> kourtney: Yeah, but it can

>> kourtney: Yeah, but it can
be.

Be.
>> kim: Nobody wants...

>> kim: Nobody wants...
Kourtney.

Kourtney.
>> kourtney: Yes, it can.

>> kourtney: Yes, it can.
It's not gonna be healthy no

it's not gonna be healthy no
matter what.

Matter what.
Sugar's not healthy, but I'm

sugar's not healthy, but I'm
saying let's do not the nasty

saying let's do not the nasty
stuff with food coloring and

stuff with food coloring and
all, like, gross (bleep).

All, like, gross (bleep).
>> kim: Give me an example of

>> kim: Give me an example of
candy you want.

Candy you want.
>> kourtney: I don't know.

>> kourtney: I don't know.
I'll have to look into it.

I'll have to look into it.
I said we could have the

I said we could have the
organic cotton candy.

Organic cotton candy.
>> kim: The party's in eight

>> kim: The party's in eight
days.

Days.
Kourtney has this vision of no

kourtney has this vision of no
sugar or no disgusting chemicals

sugar or no disgusting chemicals
in candy, but it's, like, a

in candy, but it's, like, a
completely sugar-free,

completely sugar-free,
gluten-free, party-free,

gluten-free, party-free,
fun-free zone because kourtney

fun-free zone because kourtney
has decided that it just doesn't

has decided that it just doesn't
make sense, and it really wasn't

make sense, and it really wasn't
the theme of what north and

the theme of what north and
penelope wanted for their

penelope wanted for their
birthday.

Birthday.
>> kourtney: There's just better

>> kourtney: There's just better
solutions to things, instead of

solutions to things, instead of
your dated candy that's, like,

your dated candy that's, like,
literally food coloring that

literally food coloring that
gives people diseases.

Gives people diseases.
>> kim: This is, like, not the

>> kim: This is, like, not the
right theme.

Right theme.
>> kourtney: So switch the

>> kourtney: So switch the
theme.

Theme.
My brand is not...

My brand is not...
>> kim: How can you have a candy

>> kim: How can you have a candy
land...

Land...
Your brand?

Your brand?
This is about a kids' party.

This is about a kids' party.
This is not about your brand.

This is not about your brand.
>> kourtney: Yeah, but I'm

>> kourtney: Yeah, but I'm
saying what I stand for, not

saying what I stand for, not
even what a kids' party...

Even what a kids' party...
>> kim: Then why does your car

>> kim: Then why does your car
have leather seats?

Have leather seats?
Why are you wearing plastic

why are you wearing plastic
glasses?

Glasses?
>> kourtney: I can't believe

>> kourtney: I can't believe
that kim isn't willing to

that kim isn't willing to
compromise at all and that she

compromise at all and that she
doesn't feel guilty about

doesn't feel guilty about
giving... Not only her kids and

giving... Not only her kids and
my kids, but all these kids that

my kids, but all these kids that
are coming to our party-- so

are coming to our party-- so
much junk and candy.

Much junk and candy.
It's just, like, it's such a

it's just, like, it's such a
dated vibe to be like that.

Dated vibe to be like that.
>> kim: Like, I want a fun kids'

>> kim: Like, I want a fun kids'
party with real candy.

Party with real candy.
>> kourtney: Well, that's your

>> kourtney: Well, that's your
problem.

Problem.
>> sheva: I wonder if you'd like

>> sheva: I wonder if you'd like
to maybe work on that a bit.

To maybe work on that a bit.
So the idea...

So the idea...
>> khloe: You have a very

>> khloe: You have a very
soothing voice, but you're not

soothing voice, but you're not
gonna trick me.

Gonna trick me.
How so?

How so?
>> sheva: (laughs) I would like

>> sheva: (laughs) I would like
to mess something up.

To mess something up.
>> sharon: I'm starting to feel

>> sharon: I'm starting to feel
stressed.

Stressed.
With candy or without candy?

With candy or without candy?
Time is of the essence. Please.

Time is of the essence. Please.
>> kourtney: Whatever I say goes

♪ ♪

>> woman: Would you guys like
some water or anything?

Some water or anything?
>> kim: I'm okay. Thank you.

>> kim: I'm okay. Thank you.
Hello? Hey, she is insane.

Hello? Hey, she is insane.
(line ringing)

(line ringing)
no, she's actually insane.

No, she's actually insane.
She just said that she wants

she just said that she wants
to...

To...
(line continues ringing)

(line continues ringing)
...Have a candy land themed

...Have a candy land themed
party, but can't have any candy.

Party, but can't have any candy.
Don't even know what to do.

Don't even know what to do.
She just is so not my vibe.

She just is so not my vibe.
I need to... Love you. Bye.

I need to... Love you. Bye.
>> khloe: Hi.

>> khloe: Hi.
>> kourtney: We're at decades.

>> kourtney: We're at decades.
>> khloe: Oh, that vintage

>> khloe: Oh, that vintage
store?

Store?
>> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah.
Kim and I have been fighting

kim and I have been fighting
again today about her and the

again today about her and the
kids' birthday party.

Kids' birthday party.
I'm not, like, dying to do a

I'm not, like, dying to do a
candy, like, filled party just

candy, like, filled party just
full of junk.

Full of junk.
>> khloe: It's really ironic.

>> khloe: It's really ironic.
Last big sister fight, kourtney

last big sister fight, kourtney
was calling me the meddler and

was calling me the meddler and
that I'm stirring the pot and

that I'm stirring the pot and
I'm always in the middle, and

I'm always in the middle, and
now I'm literally as far out of

now I'm literally as far out of
the way as I can be, but they're

the way as I can be, but they're
both calling me and texting me

both calling me and texting me
and giving me all this

and giving me all this
information and putting me in

information and putting me in
the middle of their fight.

The middle of their fight.
I don't want potatoes thrown at

I don't want potatoes thrown at
me anymore.

Me anymore.
>> kourtney: This is for you

>> kourtney: This is for you
interfering.

Interfering.
Do you want to make some french

do you want to make some french
fries?

Fries?
Mashed potatoes?

Mashed potatoes?
>> khloe: I feel like they're

>> khloe: I feel like they're
always fighting about something

always fighting about something
a lot deeper than what they're

a lot deeper than what they're
really fighting about, but

really fighting about, but
they're... I mean, don't have

they're... I mean, don't have
a (bleep) candy land party if

a (bleep) candy land party if
you're gonna want, like,

you're gonna want, like,
sugar-free candy.

Sugar-free candy.
>> kourtney: I love you. Bye.

>> kourtney: I love you. Bye.
>> khloe: Love you, too. Bye.

>> khloe: Love you, too. Bye.
Okay. (scoffs)

okay. (scoffs)
♪ ♪

>> khloe: Hi. How are you?
>> sheva: Hey, how's it going?

>> sheva: Hey, how's it going?
>> khloe: Please, come on in.

>> khloe: Please, come on in.
>> sheva: Thank you so much.

>> sheva: Thank you so much.
>> khloe: Do you want a water or

>> khloe: Do you want a water or
anything?

Anything?
>> sheva: Uh, I'd love a water.

>> sheva: Uh, I'd love a water.
>> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay.
>> sheva: Thank you so much.

>> sheva: Thank you so much.
>> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah.
Sheva is this exposure therapist

sheva is this exposure therapist
that my mom is having me meet

that my mom is having me meet
with.

With.
I'm willing to talk to this

I'm willing to talk to this
therapist because I'm polite,

therapist because I'm polite,
but I just don't think I have a

but I just don't think I have a
problem.

Problem.
>> sheva: My name's sheva

>> sheva: My name's sheva
rajaee.

Rajaee.
I'm the founder and director of

I'm the founder and director of
the center for anxiety and ocd.

The center for anxiety and ocd.
I have ocd myself.

I have ocd myself.
>> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay.
>> sheva: And so it became kind

>> sheva: And so it became kind
of, like, my lifelong passion

of, like, my lifelong passion
and-and sort of, like, my career

and-and sort of, like, my career
just to specialize in it and to

just to specialize in it and to
treat people who suffer from

treat people who suffer from
anxiety of any kind.

Anxiety of any kind.
When I even say "anxiety,"

when I even say "anxiety,"
khloe, what does that mean to

khloe, what does that mean to
you?

You?
What does that feel like to you?

What does that feel like to you?
Maybe we start there.

Maybe we start there.
>> khloe: Well, to me, I think,

>> khloe: Well, to me, I think,
my "ocd" is more, like, a pro

my "ocd" is more, like, a pro
rather than a con.

Rather than a con.
I feel, like, once everything's

I feel, like, once everything's
organized, I feel really good, I

organized, I feel really good, I
know where every single thing

know where every single thing
is.

Is.
>> sheva: It's very

>> sheva: It's very
self-soothing, it sounds like,

self-soothing, it sounds like,
to have your home be, like,

to have your home be, like,
your, like you said, your

your, like you said, your
sanctuary and a place of order

sanctuary and a place of order
and control.

And control.
In reality, even our sanctuary

in reality, even our sanctuary
sometimes, right, we can't

sometimes, right, we can't
perfectly control it.

Perfectly control it.
I guess I wonder if you'd like

I guess I wonder if you'd like
to maybe work on that a bit.

To maybe work on that a bit.
>> khloe: How so? (chuckles)

>> khloe: How so? (chuckles)
>> sheva: Excellent question.

>> sheva: Excellent question.
So the idea...

So the idea...
>> khloe: You have a very

>> khloe: You have a very
soothing voice, but you're not

soothing voice, but you're not
gonna trick me.

Gonna trick me.
How so?

How so?
>> sheva: (laughs) you want the

>> sheva: (laughs) you want the
facts, I respect that, you want

facts, I respect that, you want
the facts.

The facts.
I would like to mess something

I would like to mess something
up.

Up.
I'd want to make you a little

I'd want to make you a little
uncomfortable without, like,

uncomfortable without, like,
totally rocking your world

totally rocking your world
because it's kind of what life

because it's kind of what life
throws at us anyway.

Throws at us anyway.
You feel down to try something

you feel down to try something
kind of...

Kind of...
>> khloe: Let's (bleep) stuff

>> khloe: Let's (bleep) stuff
up.

Up.
>> sheva: (laughs) all right.

>> sheva: (laughs) all right.
>> khloe: If somebody says I'm

>> khloe: If somebody says I'm
crazy, I'm meticulous, I'm

crazy, I'm meticulous, I'm
clean, neurotic, thank you.

Clean, neurotic, thank you.
I just don't know why this

I just don't know why this
really matters.

Really matters.
Hi, mom.

Hi, mom.
>> kris: Hi.

>> kris: Hi.
>> sheva: How's it going?

>> sheva: How's it going?
>> khloe: I mean, they have tv

>> khloe: I mean, they have tv
shows called hoarders.

Shows called hoarders.
They don't have tv shows called

they don't have tv shows called
cleaners.

Cleaners.
Like, they have shows, hoarders,

like, they have shows, hoarders,
they want you to stop hoarding,

they want you to stop hoarding,
and now someone's gonna tell me

and now someone's gonna tell me
to stop being clean and

to stop being clean and
organized?

Organized?
That makes no sense.

That makes no sense.
>> sheva: So the fruit exposure,

>> sheva: So the fruit exposure,
I'm gonna ask you to take that

I'm gonna ask you to take that
artichoke right there and just

artichoke right there and just
put it in the middle of that

put it in the middle of that
grapefruit pile, and then you'll

grapefruit pile, and then you'll
move a grapefruit over into the

move a grapefruit over into the
artichoke pile.

Artichoke pile.
>> khloe: I would like to put it

>> khloe: I would like to put it
back, but it's fine.

Back, but it's fine.
>> sheva: Okay.

>> sheva: Okay.
It's okay the way it is.

It's okay the way it is.
>> khloe: Well, I'm gonna put it

>> khloe: Well, I'm gonna put it
back, but it's fine. (chuckles)

back, but it's fine. (chuckles)
>> sheva: What I want you to do

>> sheva: What I want you to do
is, basically, we're gonna sit

is, basically, we're gonna sit
with the mismatched fruit, and

with the mismatched fruit, and
we're gonna let you see that,

we're gonna let you see that,
actually, while we're talking,

actually, while we're talking,
you might not notice it so much.

You might not notice it so much.
So do you mind if we actually

so do you mind if we actually
open that refrigerator?

Open that refrigerator?
I've heard about this

I've heard about this
refrigerator.

Refrigerator.
Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.
>> khloe: Well, they're done in

>> khloe: Well, they're done in
a color system.

A color system.
It's red, orange, yellow, green,

it's red, orange, yellow, green,
blue, and then it's, you know,

blue, and then it's, you know,
it's supposed to be like a

it's supposed to be like a
rainbow.

Rainbow.
>> sheva: It's a beautiful

>> sheva: It's a beautiful
rainbow.

Rainbow.
Can we mess the rainbow up just

can we mess the rainbow up just
a little bit?

A little bit?
You can mess any two colors you

you can mess any two colors you
want.

Want.
Yeah, 'cause they're

yeah, 'cause they're
similar-ish?

Similar-ish?
>> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah.
>> sheva: Yeah. Let's do those.

>> sheva: Yeah. Let's do those.
And you just make sure you're

and you just make sure you're
breathing.

Breathing.
Okay. How does that feel?

Okay. How does that feel?
>> khloe: It makes me excited

>> khloe: It makes me excited
for you to leave. (laughs)

for you to leave. (laughs)
>> sheva: You're not the first

>> sheva: You're not the first
person I've worked with who has

person I've worked with who has
said that.

Said that.
>> khloe: Being the control

>> khloe: Being the control
freak that I am, this experience

freak that I am, this experience
is torture.

Is torture.
>> sheva: Do this.

>> sheva: Do this.
>> kris: Oh, boy.

>> kris: Oh, boy.
>> sheva: And just leave that

>> sheva: And just leave that
there.

There.
>> khloe: The anxiety factor

>> khloe: The anxiety factor
alone is draining.

Alone is draining.
>> sheva: I'm only gonna ask you

>> sheva: I'm only gonna ask you
to hang in there for 30 minutes,

to hang in there for 30 minutes,
okay?

Okay?
Shake on it?

Shake on it?
>> khloe: 30 minutes.

>> khloe: 30 minutes.
>> sheva: All right.

>> sheva: All right.
>> khloe: Have a good time.

>> khloe: Have a good time.
>> sheva: Great job.

>> sheva: Great job.
>> khloe: There's only a couple

>> khloe: There's only a couple
times in my life where I feel

times in my life where I feel
like minutes are years.

Like minutes are years.
That's when I'm doing a plank

that's when I'm doing a plank
and when I'm waiting for the

and when I'm waiting for the
microwave, and this.

Microwave, and this.
(groans) okay.

(groans) okay.
>> sharon: Is there any candy at

>> sharon: Is there any candy at
all?

All?
>> kourtney: I mean, you

>> kourtney: I mean, you
shouldn't even listen to kim.

Shouldn't even listen to kim.
You're, like, dated.

You're, like, dated.
You're, like, in the past.

You're, like, in the past.
>> kim: It's a candy land themed

>> kim: It's a candy land themed
party.

Party.
Yes, that's, like, what the

yes, that's, like, what the
party is about: Candy land.

Party is about: Candy land.
>> kourtney: We need to have

>> kourtney: We need to have
some healthy options.

Some healthy options.
>> kim: Then change the theme of

>> kim: Then change the theme of
the party because that's insane.

The party because that's insane.
>> kourtney: So then you do your

>> kourtney: So then you do your
party, and I'll do my party.

Party, and I'll do my party.
>> kim: Perfect.

>> kim: Perfect.
>> kris: So something like that

>> kris: So something like that
wouldn't bother you?

Wouldn't bother you?
>> khloe: I mean, of course it

>> khloe: I mean, of course it
bothers me, like, you're an

bothers me, like, you're an
adult, why're you doing that?

Adult, why're you doing that?
(kris laughing)

(kris laughing)
>> kim: What about...

>> kim: What about...
>> khloe: Stop it!

>> khloe: Stop it!
>> kris: That wouldn't bother

>> kris: That wouldn't bother
you?

You?
What is happening?

♪ ♪

>> kourtney: What's the plan for
tomorrow with the kids?

Tomorrow with the kids?
>> scott: Did you want to do

>> scott: Did you want to do
something?

Something?
>> kourtney: I don't know, I

>> kourtney: I don't know, I
don't know.

Don't know.
I mean, we're gonna get up early

I mean, we're gonna get up early
probably and go to the farmer's

probably and go to the farmer's
market.

Market.
>> scott: And I'm gonna meet you

>> scott: And I'm gonna meet you
after the market.

After the market.
>> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah.
(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)
sharon sacks.

Sharon sacks.
Hey, sharon.

Hey, sharon.
>> sharon: Hi, kourtney.

>> sharon: Hi, kourtney.
How are you doing?

How are you doing?
>> kourtney: I'm great.

>> kourtney: I'm great.
How are you?

How are you?
>> sharon: I'm normally really

>> sharon: I'm normally really
calm, but I'm starting to feel

calm, but I'm starting to feel
stressed.

Stressed.
With candy or without candy?

With candy or without candy?
I'm getting e-mails from kim and

I'm getting e-mails from kim and
I want to make you both happy,

I want to make you both happy,
but I don't know what I'm

but I don't know what I'm
supposed to be doing.

Supposed to be doing.
>> kourtney: I was trying to get

>> kourtney: I was trying to get
her to do just a healthier

her to do just a healthier
version of stuff, and she's just

version of stuff, and she's just
not compromising at all.

Not compromising at all.
>> sharon: Time is of the

>> sharon: Time is of the
essence.

Essence.
>> kourtney: If I don't let

>> kourtney: If I don't let
sharon sacks know today whether

sharon sacks know today whether
this party is having candy or

this party is having candy or
not, it's just not gonna happen.

Not, it's just not gonna happen.
>> sharon: Is there any candy at

>> sharon: Is there any candy at
all?

All?
>> kourtney: I mean, you

>> kourtney: I mean, you
shouldn't even listen to kim.

Shouldn't even listen to kim.
>> sharon: Okay...

>> sharon: Okay...
>> kourtney: Kim is really busy

>> kourtney: Kim is really busy
with kimono, and I basically

with kimono, and I basically
planned this entire party on my

planned this entire party on my
own, and so I'm making all the

own, and so I'm making all the
executive decisions.

Executive decisions.
If she doesn't like it, it just,

if she doesn't like it, it just,
it is what it is.

It is what it is.
Whatever I say goes.

Whatever I say goes.
>> sharon: Okay.

>> sharon: Okay.
>> scott: Been there.

♪ ♪

>> kim: So, was this a press...
This was the press box idea?

This was the press box idea?
>> kim s.: This is the first

>> kim s.: This is the first
pass at the press box.

Pass at the press box.
>> kim: I like it.

>> kim: I like it.
>> kim s.: There's things I want

>> kim s.: There's things I want
to change.

To change.
Like, we want to make these

like, we want to make these
halves the colors...

Halves the colors...
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
>> kim s.: ...And then, you

>> kim s.: ...And then, you
know, we'll change that.

Know, we'll change that.
>> kim: How, uh, how does

>> kim: How, uh, how does
everyone feel about skims?

Everyone feel about skims?
Skim... Okay, raise your hand,

skim... Okay, raise your hand,
raise your hand if you like

raise your hand if you like
skim.

Skim.
Reading that letter, I

reading that letter, I
definitely felt the last thing I

definitely felt the last thing I
would want to do was offend

would want to do was offend
anybody.

Anybody.
So it wasn't really an option

so it wasn't really an option
for me.

For me.
Like, I knew that I wanted to

like, I knew that I wanted to
change the name.

Change the name.
>> woman: I'm thinking about,

>> woman: I'm thinking about,
like, push-up, pull-in

like, push-up, pull-in
techniques, tucked in, layer

techniques, tucked in, layer
one, bodywear.

One, bodywear.
>> kim: Jonathan said kkw, and

>> kim: Jonathan said kkw, and
then the w would go into "wear."

then the w would go into "wear."
kim barely, 'cause you can

kim barely, 'cause you can
barely see it.

Barely see it.
Skin, but, like, skim.

Skin, but, like, skim.
>> khloe: Skim.

>> khloe: Skim.
>> kim: With "kim." skim.

>> kim: With "kim." skim.
(chuckles)

(chuckles)
I need a name that really does

I need a name that really does
speak to me the way that kimono

speak to me the way that kimono
did.

Did.
And then raise your hand if you

and then raise your hand if you
like skims.

Like skims.
>> emma: Skims. There's too...

>> emma: Skims. There's too...
>> kim: Okay, more people like

>> kim: Okay, more people like
skims.

Skims.
>> emma: ...Like skim.

>> emma: ...Like skim.
>> kim: Always have loved

>> kim: Always have loved
one-syllable names.

One-syllable names.
I think they're really powerful

I think they're really powerful
and-and it just rolls off the

and-and it just rolls off the
tongue.

Tongue.
And I'm extremely visual, so

and I'm extremely visual, so
symmetrically it looks really

symmetrically it looks really
cool.

Cool.
And so, it's easy, it works, it

and so, it's easy, it works, it
flows and I just know that this

flows and I just know that this
is the right thing to do.

Is the right thing to do.
>> emma: We have gotten, like, a

>> emma: We have gotten, like, a
lot of options to repurpose that

lot of options to repurpose that
inventory.

Inventory.
You're gonna have a look at,

you're gonna have a look at,
like, what we can do to work

like, what we can do to work
over that.

Over that.
It's basically taking this color

it's basically taking this color
and covering it.

And covering it.
And then reprinting on it.

And then reprinting on it.
>> kim: How many garments would

>> kim: How many garments would
that be on?

That be on?
>> emma: On a million garments.

>> emma: On a million garments.
So I can save a huge percent of

so I can save a huge percent of
the stock.

The stock.
>> kim: Well, that's good.

>> kim: Well, that's good.
>> emma: And then everything

>> emma: And then everything
that's... Your... The underwear,

that's... Your... The underwear,
the mesh, we'd have to... It's

the mesh, we'd have to... It's
labels, so that's completely

labels, so that's completely
fine.

Fine.
The labels can get cut out.

The labels can get cut out.
And we have to replace the

and we have to replace the
kimono strap.

Kimono strap.
So all we're getting rid of are

so all we're getting rid of are
the straps.

The straps.
>> tracy: Can we make the

>> tracy: Can we make the
September launch timeline at

September launch timeline at
this point?

This point?
>> emma: By the skin of our

>> emma: By the skin of our
teeth.

Teeth.
>> kim: Okay, so it's not the

>> kim: Okay, so it's not the
end of the world.

End of the world.
>> emma: It's not the end of the

>> emma: It's not the end of the
world.

World.
>> kim: You know?

>> kim: You know?
We can save or repurpose a lot

we can save or repurpose a lot
of the garments.

Of the garments.
Not everything but most of them.

Not everything but most of them.
And it's gonna take a lot of

and it's gonna take a lot of
work.

Work.
But now, because we have a plan,

but now, because we have a plan,
it'll be worth it and I know

it'll be worth it and I know
it'll be amazing.

It'll be amazing.
Feel like this has been, like...

Feel like this has been, like...
>> tracy: It's been a long-time

>> tracy: It's been a long-time
coming...

Coming...
>> kim: ...Years and years and

>> kim: ...Years and years and
years in the making and I'm so

years in the making and I'm so
excited this is happening.

♪ ♪

>> kim: Oh, my god, call the
police!

Police!
>> kourtney: What?

>> kourtney: What?
>> kim: There's candy in here!

>> kim: There's candy in here!
>> khloe: Oh, my gosh.

>> khloe: Oh, my gosh.
>> kim: There is candy!

>> kim: There is candy!
>> kourtney: You know where it

>> kourtney: You know where it
came from?

Came from?
>> kim: What are we gonna do?

>> kim: What are we gonna do?
>> kourtney: It came from...

>> kourtney: It came from...
>> kim: Call the police.

>> kim: Call the police.
Seriously.

Seriously.
>> kourtney: It came from mom.

>> kourtney: It came from mom.
And guess what?

And guess what?
That's my only hidden stash of

that's my only hidden stash of
candy.

Candy.
So you guys fill yourselves up

so you guys fill yourselves up
with the biggest, number one

with the biggest, number one
cause of aging.

Cause of aging.
Don't you just feel it, when you

don't you just feel it, when you
eat that, that it, like, sucks

eat that, that it, like, sucks
the life and youthfulness out of

the life and youthfulness out of
your skin?

Your skin?
>> kim: No, it makes me feel

>> kim: No, it makes me feel
like a kid inside.

Like a kid inside.
>> kourtney: That's why I have

>> kourtney: That's why I have
to... After I have a piece of

to... After I have a piece of
candy, I swear I think I have to

candy, I swear I think I have to
drink two bottles of water.

Drink two bottles of water.
>> kim: It's all about

>> kim: It's all about
moderation.

Moderation.
>> kourtney: Yeah?

>> kourtney: Yeah?
>> kim: My kids eat at home

>> kim: My kids eat at home
really healthy.

Really healthy.
Really, really healthy.

Really, really healthy.
And the one day they want a

and the one day they want a
candy land birthday party and

candy land birthday party and
you're saying they can't have

you're saying they can't have
sugar?

Sugar?
I called sharon to follow up

I called sharon to follow up
with some stuff for the party,

with some stuff for the party,
and she tells me that kourtney

and she tells me that kourtney
doesn't want candy.

Doesn't want candy.
What a buzzkill.

What a buzzkill.
If you're a kid and you think

if you're a kid and you think
you're going to a candy land

you're going to a candy land
themed party and there's just

themed party and there's just
decorations everywhere and

decorations everywhere and
the candy land floor, but

the candy land floor, but
there's no candy?

There's no candy?
>> kourtney: I'm not saying they

>> kourtney: I'm not saying they
can't have treats.

Can't have treats.
Did I ever say they cannot have

did I ever say they cannot have
treats?

Treats?
There's no reason that you can't

there's no reason that you can't
have the theme of the party and

have the theme of the party and
have treats that are...

Have treats that are...
>> kim: It's candy land.

>> kim: It's candy land.
>> kourtney: There's candies

>> kourtney: There's candies
that are not disgusting and

that are not disgusting and
filled with chemicals.

Filled with chemicals.
>> kim: Show me some.

>> kim: Show me some.
>> kourtney: I'll show you some.

>> kourtney: I'll show you some.
>> kim: Show me.

>> kim: Show me.
>> kourtney: I will.

>> kourtney: I will.
I will show you some.

I will show you some.
Do you want me to make you a

do you want me to make you a
collage or a poster board?

Collage or a poster board?
>> kim: I do.

>> kim: I do.
>> kourtney: Fine.

>> kourtney: Fine.
>> kim: Make me a (bleep) pinata

>> kim: Make me a (bleep) pinata
and all that (bleep).

And all that (bleep).
I'll hit it-- with your face.

I'll hit it-- with your face.
>> kourtney: There's plenty of

>> kourtney: There's plenty of
things, of treats.

Things, of treats.
You-you're, like, dated, you're,

you-you're, like, dated, you're,
like, in the past.

Like, in the past.
>> kim: It's a candy land themed

>> kim: It's a candy land themed
party!

Party!
Yes! That's, like, what the

yes! That's, like, what the
party is about: Candy land.

Party is about: Candy land.
It's not (bleep)...

It's not (bleep)...
Gluten-free land over here.

Gluten-free land over here.
>> kourtney: But everyone's...

>> kourtney: But everyone's...
>> kim: And the kids...

>> kim: And the kids...
>> kourtney: ...Gonna come to

>> kourtney: ...Gonna come to
this party and everything is

this party and everything is
gonna be disgusting chemicals?

Gonna be disgusting chemicals?
We need to have some healthy

we need to have some healthy
options.

Options.
>> kim: Then change the theme of

>> kim: Then change the theme of
the party, because that's, like,

the party, because that's, like,
insane.

Insane.
>> kourtney: So then, you do

>> kourtney: So then, you do
your party, and I'll do my

your party, and I'll do my
party.

Party.
>> kim: And I'll do... Perfect.

>> kim: And I'll do... Perfect.
>> kourtney: And my party will

>> kourtney: And my party will
be here and you can do...

Be here and you can do...
>> kim: That's exactly what

>> kim: That's exactly what
we'll do.

We'll do.
>> kourtney: Great.

>> kourtney: Great.
>> kim: It's either kourtney's

>> kim: It's either kourtney's
way or no way, so I'm over it.

Way or no way, so I'm over it.
I'm not gonna do this anymore.

I'm not gonna do this anymore.
This was north's birthday, her

this was north's birthday, her
theme.

Theme.
She's been talking about this

she's been talking about this
for six months.

For six months.
So if kourtney doesn't want to

so if kourtney doesn't want to
do it this way, then I'll just

do it this way, then I'll just
have my own party for north.

Have my own party for north.
>> kourtney: "red food coloring

>> kourtney: "red food coloring
causes allergic reactions.

Causes allergic reactions.
>> kim: I get it. We get it!

>> kim: I get it. We get it!
>> kourtney: ...Hyperactivity in

>> kourtney: ...Hyperactivity in
children.

Children.
>> kim: We get it.

>> kim: We get it.
It's one day a year.

It's one day a year.
>> kourtney: ...Tumors."

>> kourtney: ...Tumors."
>> kim: Good, I'm glad that you

>> kim: Good, I'm glad that you
know that.

Know that.
(bleep) bitch.

>> khloe: Really don't like this
game.

Game.
It's not gonna happen with a

it's not gonna happen with a
couple exercises, that I'm gonna

couple exercises, that I'm gonna
change.

Change.
(sighs)

(sighs)
>> kim: I feel like you very

>> kim: I feel like you very
oftentimes think that you are

oftentimes think that you are
right no matter what.

Right no matter what.
And your way is the highway.

And your way is the highway.
>> kourtney: Because I usually

>> kourtney: Because I usually
am.

Am.
>> kim: Mm-hmm.

>> kim: Mm-hmm.
>> kourtney: And it usually is.

>> kourtney: And it usually is.
>> kim: Mm-hmm.

>> kim: Mm-hmm.
>> khloe: Okay.

♪ ♪

>> kim: Give the baby a
kiss-kiss.

Kiss-kiss.
>> kris: Come on. Let's go.

>> kris: Come on. Let's go.
Let's go.

Let's go.
Is this your pony pool?

Is this your pony pool?
>> khloe: Ooh.

>> khloe: Ooh.
Want to follow me?

Want to follow me?
Okay. We're gonna go by the

okay. We're gonna go by the
sink.

Sink.
>> kris: Oh, mommy's on a

>> kris: Oh, mommy's on a
mission.

Mission.
So what are you gonna do about

so what are you gonna do about
penelope and north's birthday

penelope and north's birthday
parties?

Parties?
>> kim: I'm having my own party,

>> kim: I'm having my own party,
so you guys are more than

so you guys are more than
welcome and invited to my party.

Welcome and invited to my party.
>> khloe: We're not doing

>> khloe: We're not doing
separate birthday parties.

Separate birthday parties.
>> kim: Oh, yeah, we are.

>> kim: Oh, yeah, we are.
And the date is this Saturday at

and the date is this Saturday at
2:00, so if you want to join...

2:00, so if you want to join...
>> khloe: Oh, is she just not

>> khloe: Oh, is she just not
doing it on Saturday?

Doing it on Saturday?
>> kim: ...The candy land themed

>> kim: ...The candy land themed
party...

Party...
>> kris: Is she also doing it

>> kris: Is she also doing it
Saturday at 2:00?

Saturday at 2:00?
>> kim: I don't know what she's

>> kim: I don't know what she's
doing.

Doing.
You can ask her.

You can ask her.
>> khloe: My take on kourtney

>> khloe: My take on kourtney
and kim feuding over candy land

and kim feuding over candy land
is that it's just so stupid.

Is that it's just so stupid.
We're gonna spend double the

we're gonna spend double the
money, like, what, split their

money, like, what, split their
friends up or make people go to

friends up or make people go to
two parties.

Two parties.
That's crazy.

That's crazy.
>> kim: Bye, guys.

>> kim: Bye, guys.
(line ringing)

(line ringing)
>> kourtney: Hey, mom.

>> kourtney: Hey, mom.
>> kris: Hi, kourt.

>> kris: Hi, kourt.
Um, so what's going on with this

um, so what's going on with this
birthday party situation?

Birthday party situation?
>> kourtney: Everything she

>> kourtney: Everything she
wanted was just junk and

wanted was just junk and
over-the-top.

Over-the-top.
>> kris: So when is your party?

>> kris: So when is your party?
>> kourtney: Saturday.

>> kourtney: Saturday.
>> kris: Well, kim's party's

>> kris: Well, kim's party's
Saturday, too.

Saturday, too.
>> kourtney: Of course it is.

>> kourtney: Of course it is.
>> kris: What time is yours?

>> kris: What time is yours?
>> kourtney: 2:00.

>> kourtney: 2:00.
You better be there.

You better be there.
>> kris: Well, of course I'll be

>> kris: Well, of course I'll be
there.

There.
>> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay.
Let's focus on the bigger

let's focus on the bigger
picture.

Picture.
This is all so petty, it's all

this is all so petty, it's all
so childish.

So childish.
It's their daughter's birthday.

It's their daughter's birthday.
They want to celebrate together.

They want to celebrate together.
I mean, I invited my ex to

I mean, I invited my ex to
true's birthday party for the

true's birthday party for the
sake of her.

Sake of her.
I feel like, for the sake of

I feel like, for the sake of
their daughters, they need to

their daughters, they need to
resolve their candy debacle.

Resolve their candy debacle.
(chuckles)

(chuckles)
no.

No.
They're not having two different

they're not having two different
birthday parties.

Birthday parties.
>> kris: Okay, honey.

>> kris: Okay, honey.
I love you.

I love you.
>> kourtney: Okay, I love you,

>> kourtney: Okay, I love you,
too. Bye.

Too. Bye.
>> kris: I'm gonna go have a

>> kris: I'm gonna go have a
popsicle.

Popsicle.
What is that?

What is that?
(laughter)

(laughter)
oh, my god.

Oh, my god.
>> khloe: What?

>> khloe: What?
>> kris: Did you see that?

>> kris: Did you see that?
Oh, my god, did you get that?

Oh, my god, did you get that?
>> producer: ...Lizard, or...

>> producer: ...Lizard, or...
>> kris: But it was, it was

>> kris: But it was, it was
humping itself.

Humping itself.
There it is.

There it is.
There's the tail.

There's the tail.
>> khloe: Okay, mom, you don't

>> khloe: Okay, mom, you don't
do that to people.

Do that to people.
I would've literally cried.

I would've literally cried.
>> kris: I'm sorry.

>> kris: I'm sorry.
It's dangerous in these parts.

♪ ♪

(sighs)
(moans)

(moans)
(laughs)

(laughs)
>> khloe: Really don't like this

>> khloe: Really don't like this
game.

Game.
After talking with sheva, I'm

after talking with sheva, I'm
doing my homework assignment,

doing my homework assignment,
messing up my closet.

Timer's here and I will sit here
in my filthy space until the

in my filthy space until the
buzzer goes off.

Buzzer goes off.
(timer ticking)

(timer ticking)
(shushes)

(shushes)
being one right now.

Being one right now.
>> kris: Did you meditate on top

>> kris: Did you meditate on top
of your island?

Of your island?
>> khloe: I'm just staying calm.

>> khloe: I'm just staying calm.
>> kris: Why do you have a

>> kris: Why do you have a
timer?

Timer?
Why are your shoes messed up?

Why are your shoes messed up?
>> khloe: Exactly.

>> khloe: Exactly.
I'm doing what your friend said

I'm doing what your friend said
to do.

To do.
>> kris: Did you do that

>> kris: Did you do that
yourself?

Yourself?
>> khloe: I messed up shoes by

>> khloe: I messed up shoes by
myself.

Myself.
>> kris: I'm so proud of you.

>> kris: I'm so proud of you.
>> khloe: What I take away from

>> khloe: What I take away from
this experience is taking pride

this experience is taking pride
in your home and your things.

In your home and your things.
There are things that I like and

there are things that I like and
they just can't have power over

they just can't have power over
me.

Me.
This has been embedded in me,

this has been embedded in me,
like, my whole life, of acting a

like, my whole life, of acting a
certain way.

Certain way.
It's not gonna happen with a

it's not gonna happen with a
couple exercises, that I'm gonna

couple exercises, that I'm gonna
change.

Change.
But I'm working on it because

but I'm working on it because
it's, like, not a good way to

it's, like, not a good way to
live.

Live.
>> kris: If you can't beat

>> kris: If you can't beat
'em...

'em...
>> khloe: Trueza!

>> khloe: Trueza!
>> kris: ...Join them.

>> kris: ...Join them.
>> khloe: (gasps) trueza!

>> khloe: (gasps) trueza!
>> kris: Oh, my goodness, look

>> kris: Oh, my goodness, look
at your outfit.

At your outfit.
You're so cute.

You're so cute.
>> khloe: Come here, boo. Ah!

>> khloe: Come here, boo. Ah!
No. Where's my hug? Okay.

No. Where's my hug? Okay.
Sequins next.

Sequins next.
Give me my hug, give me my hug.

Give me my hug, give me my hug.
>> (alarm ringing)

>> (alarm ringing)
>> kris: Oh, my gosh, it's over.

>> kris: Oh, my gosh, it's over.
I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you.
>> khloe: Okay, true, let me

>> khloe: Okay, true, let me
show you how to organize.

Show you how to organize.
♪ ♪

>> khloe: You and you, this is a
peace table.

Peace table.
No fighting.

No fighting.
We're gonna come together, we're

we're gonna come together, we're
gonna celebrate the girls'

gonna celebrate the girls'
birthday party as one, we will

birthday party as one, we will
find a compromise.

Find a compromise.
It's just so crazy to have two

it's just so crazy to have two
individual parties on the same

individual parties on the same
day, like, how... What are the

day, like, how... What are the
guests gonna do?

Guests gonna do?
You guys all share the same

you guys all share the same
friends, they're gonna, like,

friends, they're gonna, like,
you know, "where's kim? Where's

you know, "where's kim? Where's
north?" and someone has to say,

north?" and someone has to say,
"oh, we had to have separate

"oh, we had to have separate
birthday parties 'cause they're

birthday parties 'cause they're
fighting over candy," like,

fighting over candy," like,
that's ridiculous.

That's ridiculous.
This is not a discussion.

This is not a discussion.
>> kim: Okay, but here's the

>> kim: Okay, but here's the
thing.

Thing.
>> khloe: Okay, I guess it is a

>> khloe: Okay, I guess it is a
discussion.

Discussion.
>> kim: It has to be.

>> kim: It has to be.
I feel like you very oftentimes

I feel like you very oftentimes
think that you are right no

think that you are right no
matter what, and your way is the

matter what, and your way is the
highway.

Highway.
>> kourtney: Because I usually

>> kourtney: Because I usually
am.

Am.
>> kim: Mm-hmm.

>> kim: Mm-hmm.
>> kourtney: And it usually is.

>> khloe: Okay.
Don't you also think life is

don't you also think life is
about moderation?

About moderation?
>> kourtney: I think in this

>> kourtney: I think in this
family, if we're not the same...

Family, if we're not the same...
>> khloe: Mm-hmm.

>> khloe: Mm-hmm.
>> kourtney: ...Like, we're not

>> kourtney: ...Like, we're not
supporting our differences,

supporting our differences,
we're really criticizing and

we're really criticizing and
judging our differences.

Judging our differences.
>> khloe: But can't you support

>> khloe: But can't you support
our high-fructose corn syrup

our high-fructose corn syrup
differences, too?

Differences, too?
>> kourtney: Yeah, sometimes I

>> kourtney: Yeah, sometimes I
definitely come over.

Definitely come over.
The first thing I do when I'm,

the first thing I do when I'm,
like, in a "treat yourself" mood

like, in a "treat yourself" mood
is grab your rainbow sprinkle

is grab your rainbow sprinkle
cookies on the counter, but I'm

cookies on the counter, but I'm
sorry if you think that I just

sorry if you think that I just
want it my way because I want it

want it my way because I want it
to be a mutual party, and I just

to be a mutual party, and I just
don't think it's the way to be

don't think it's the way to be
and to treat each other.

And to treat each other.
>> kim: So let's just be adults

>> kim: So let's just be adults
and have the party together

and have the party together
because it's definitely way more

because it's definitely way more
convenient.

Convenient.
>> kourtney: And way more fun.

>> kourtney: And way more fun.
>> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah.
>> kourtney: This is really

>> kourtney: This is really
about the kids, so I'm okay with

about the kids, so I'm okay with
some candy and having sugar.

Some candy and having sugar.
You only live once.

You only live once.
>> khloe: It is great that you

>> khloe: It is great that you
guys finally are doing this

guys finally are doing this
together 'cause, you know, it's

together 'cause, you know, it's
exhausting.

Exhausting.
>> kim: It's exhausting.

>> kim: It's exhausting.
>> khloe: It is, with all due

>> khloe: It is, with all due
respect.

Respect.
>> kim: Something like this

>> kim: Something like this
wouldn't bother you?

Wouldn't bother you?
>> (kris laughing)

>> (kris laughing)
>> khloe: Listen, you little

>> khloe: Listen, you little
piece of... (screams)

piece of... (screams)
>> kourtney: Stop.

>> kourtney: Stop.
>> kris: Oh, we're gonna get it,

>> kris: Oh, we're gonna get it,
we're gonna...

We're gonna...
>> (kourtney and kris screaming)

♪ ♪

>> kim: We are on our way to
north and penelope's party, and

north and penelope's party, and
north is so excited.

North is so excited.
Kourtney agreed at the end just

kourtney agreed at the end just
to go with regular candy, but I

to go with regular candy, but I
really have no idea what to

really have no idea what to
expect.

Expect.
I haven't seen anything yet, so

I haven't seen anything yet, so
I'm walking into this just like

I'm walking into this just like
everybody else.

Everybody else.
Candy land is the theme of

candy land is the theme of
north's party.

North's party.
So cute.

So cute.
♪ ♪

♪ ♪
isn't it cute, guys?

Isn't it cute, guys?
>> kourtney: Wait, did you see

>> kourtney: Wait, did you see
what they did?

What they did?
>> kim: What?

>> kim: What?
>> kourtney: Penelope had a

>> kourtney: Penelope had a
dream that it would say

dream that it would say
"penelope" in candy, and so

"penelope" in candy, and so
sharon put it, it said, "happy

sharon put it, it said, "happy
birthday."

birthday."
>> kim: Did you see that?

>> kim: Did you see that?
>> kourtney: I mean, this is

>> kourtney: I mean, this is
such a magical candy land

such a magical candy land
birthday party.

Birthday party.
It's so perfect.

It's so perfect.
I worked really hard on it with

I worked really hard on it with
our party planner, sharon sacks,

our party planner, sharon sacks,
and, I mean, every detail was so

and, I mean, every detail was so
perfect, you know, besides the

perfect, you know, besides the
food, which there were no

food, which there were no
compromises.

Compromises.
Kim got every single thing she

kim got every single thing she
wanted.

Wanted.
There was not one healthy item

there was not one healthy item
at the party.

At the party.
♪ ♪

>> guests: ♪ happy birthday to
you. ♪

you. ♪
(cheering)

(cheering)
♪ ♪

♪ ♪
>> kourtney: Oh, my god.

>> kourtney: Oh, my god.
(guests cheering)

(guests cheering)
look at the inside. Whoo!

Look at the inside. Whoo!
>> larsa: You guys want to do a

>> larsa: You guys want to do a
fashion show?

Fashion show?
>> north: Yeah.

>> north: Yeah.
>> saint: I could be the candy

>> saint: I could be the candy
cane.

Cane.
>> larsa: Kim, this kid has been

>> larsa: Kim, this kid has been
obsessed with candy his whole

obsessed with candy his whole
life.

Life.
>> kim: No, I know, that's why

>> kim: No, I know, that's why
this party is like...

This party is like...
>> larsa: That's why he's so...

>> larsa: That's why he's so...
(kids laughing)

(kids laughing)
♪ ♪

>> parent: I want to be them for
a day.

A day.
>> kourtney: I know, that's

>> kourtney: I know, that's
what... This is, like, our

what... This is, like, our
dreams come true.

Dreams come true.
>> kim: Sorry about all of the

>> kim: Sorry about all of the
candy.

Candy.
>> parent: I know, I-I probably

>> parent: I know, I-I probably
had twice as much.

Had twice as much.
>> kim: I can't believe I'm

>> kim: I can't believe I'm
saying this: Way too much candy.

Saying this: Way too much candy.
>> khloe: Oh, my god, stop.

>> khloe: Oh, my god, stop.
>> kim: Like, I'm running around

>> kim: Like, I'm running around
apologizing to parents, like,

apologizing to parents, like,
I'm so sorry for your sugar

I'm so sorry for your sugar
rush.

Rush.
>> kourtney: I mean, I

>> kourtney: I mean, I
definitely feel bad for all

definitely feel bad for all
these parents.

These parents.
>> kim: Truly, it would've been

>> kim: Truly, it would've been
totally fine with just the

totally fine with just the
decor.

Decor.
>> kourtney: Yeah.

>> kourtney: Yeah.
>> kim: And with way less candy.

>> kim: And with way less candy.
>> kourtney: Well, mine didn't

>> kourtney: Well, mine didn't
even eat any, I don't think,

even eat any, I don't think,
because they don't have it

because they don't have it
really, and sugar is an

really, and sugar is an
addiction.

Addiction.
>> kim: You know...

>> kim: You know...
>> kourtney: So maybe you'll

>> kourtney: So maybe you'll
listen to your older and wiser

listen to your older and wiser
sister next time?

Sister next time?
>> kim: But I still wouldn't

>> kim: But I still wouldn't
because your suggestion was a

because your suggestion was a
sugar-free candy land party.

Sugar-free candy land party.
>> kourtney: No, I don't like

>> kourtney: No, I don't like
sugar-free.

Sugar-free.
>> kim: Or gluten-free,

>> kim: Or gluten-free,
something.

Something.
>> kourtney: No, it wasn't.

>> kourtney: No, it wasn't.
>> kim: It just should've been,

>> kim: It just should've been,
like I've said a million times,

like I've said a million times,
less of the crap candy.

Less of the crap candy.
>> kourtney: Whatever, we're not

>> kourtney: Whatever, we're not
definitely never doing a candy

definitely never doing a candy
land party again, so it doesn't

land party again, so it doesn't
matter.

Matter.
>> kim: Ever.

>> kim: Ever.
>> larsa: Look at me.

>> larsa: Look at me.
One, two, three.

One, two, three.
♪ ♪

>> khloe: Okay, guys, dinner is
served.

Served.
>> kim: Where are we all

>> kim: Where are we all
sitting?

Sitting?
>> kris: Come sit here.

>> kris: Come sit here.
>> khloe: Garlic-y.

>> khloe: Garlic-y.
Go like this, mom, to your nose.

Go like this, mom, to your nose.
>> kris: Oh.

>> kris: Oh.
Khloe, how's it been going with

khloe, how's it been going with
the exposure therapy?

The exposure therapy?
>> khloe: Good.

>> khloe: Good.
I like that lady.

I like that lady.
I really do.

I really do.
>> kourtney: Who?

>> kourtney: Who?
>> khloe: This therapist that

>> khloe: This therapist that
mom hooked me up with.

Mom hooked me up with.
>> corey: What you need that

>> corey: What you need that
for?

For?
You seem pretty balanced out.

You seem pretty balanced out.
>> khloe: Thank you, corey.

>> khloe: Thank you, corey.
>> corey: So what you go for?

>> corey: So what you go for?
>> kourtney: For ocd?

>> kourtney: For ocd?
>> khloe: Just, like, yeah, just

>> khloe: Just, like, yeah, just
'cause I can't, if there's,

'cause I can't, if there's,
like, a mark on the wall or

like, a mark on the wall or
scuffs on the floor, I freak

scuffs on the floor, I freak
out.

Out.
>> kris: She's easily distracted

>> kris: She's easily distracted
by the little things that are

by the little things that are
going on in her house.

Going on in her house.
>> khloe: Like, the girl didn't

>> khloe: Like, the girl didn't
like that I had, like,

like that I had, like,
grapefruits and artichokes,

grapefruits and artichokes,
like, she was like, "why can't

like, she was like, "why can't
they be mixed?"

they be mixed?"
I was like, "'cause it's a

I was like, "'cause it's a
design aesthetic," and she was

design aesthetic," and she was
like, "you got to live with it

like, "you got to live with it
mixed up," and that really

mixed up," and that really
bothered me.

Bothered me.
She made me, like, mess up my

she made me, like, mess up my
closet and deal with it.

Closet and deal with it.
That one bothered me, but I'm

that one bothered me, but I'm
actually really proud of myself.

Actually really proud of myself.
I feel like I've gotten it

I feel like I've gotten it
together.

Together.
I'm not as crazy about things.

I'm not as crazy about things.
I'm better.

I'm better.
I let it ride a little more.

I let it ride a little more.
>> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah.
So something like that wouldn't

so something like that wouldn't
bother you?

Bother you?
>> corey: Oh, wow.

>> corey: Oh, wow.
>> khloe: Well, I just don't

>> khloe: Well, I just don't
know why someone would do that,

know why someone would do that,
but...

But...
>> kris: Or maybe a little more,

>> kris: Or maybe a little more,
like that?

Like that?
>> khloe: I mean, of course it

>> khloe: I mean, of course it
bothers me-- like, you're an

bothers me-- like, you're an
adult, why are you doing that?

Adult, why are you doing that?
>> kim: Something like this

>> kim: Something like this
wouldn't bother you?

Wouldn't bother you?
>> (kris laughing)

>> (kris laughing)
>> kourtney: Or what about this?

>> kourtney: Or what about this?
(laughs)

(laughs)
>> corey: Oh, wow. Wow.

>> corey: Oh, wow. Wow.
>> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah.
>> kim: What about... (laughing)

>> kim: What about... (laughing)
>> corey: Whoa, whoa.

>> corey: Whoa, whoa.
>> kris: What is happening?

>> kris: What is happening?
>> khloe: Stop it.

>> khloe: Stop it.
>> kris: That wouldn't bother

>> kris: That wouldn't bother
you?

You?
>> khloe: No. Don't.

>> khloe: No. Don't.
(screams)

(screams)
stop it.

Stop it.
Am I bothered by this food fight

am I bothered by this food fight
right now?

Right now?
Stop!

Stop!
Who the (bleep) wouldn't be

who the (bleep) wouldn't be
bothered by this?

Bothered by this?
This is, in any normal person's

this is, in any normal person's
world, bizarre, disturbing, and

world, bizarre, disturbing, and
unacceptable.

Unacceptable.
Listen, you little piece of

listen, you little piece of
sh... (screams)

sh... (screams)
kris is the one who got me to

kris is the one who got me to
meet with sheva, and now she's

meet with sheva, and now she's
mocking my growth.

Mocking my growth.
You messed with the wrong bitch,

you messed with the wrong bitch,
kris jenner.

Kris jenner.
>> kourtney: Stop.

>> kourtney: Stop.
>> (kris laughs)

>> (kris laughs)
>> (kourtney screams)

>> (kourtney screams)
>> kris: Oh, we're gonna get it,

>> kris: Oh, we're gonna get it,
we're gonna... Oh...

We're gonna... Oh...
>> (kris and kourtney screaming)

>> (kris and kourtney screaming)
>> khloe: Did I do...

>> khloe: Did I do...
What did I just do?

What did I just do?
>> kim: I know you don't, I know

>> kim: I know you don't, I know
you won't get me, so what can I

you won't get me, so what can I
help you with?

Help you with?
>> khloe: No, I'm not gonna get

>> khloe: No, I'm not gonna get
you.

You.
>> kim: Okay, what can I help

>> kim: Okay, what can I help
you with?

You with?
>> khloe: Who's gonna clean all

>> khloe: Who's gonna clean all
this?

This?
Mom, don't.

Mom, don't.
Anybody is not okay with this.

Anybody is not okay with this.
I don't care what therapy you're

I don't care what therapy you're
in, if anyone's comfortable like

in, if anyone's comfortable like
this, this is, like, I'm gonna

this, this is, like, I'm gonna
question them.

Question them.
This is no way to live.

This is no way to live.
>> kris: No, this is no way to

>> kris: No, this is no way to
live, but if you can laugh at

live, but if you can laugh at
this and realize that we're a

this and realize that we're a
little bit of jokesters and

little bit of jokesters and
breathe, then I think you're

breathe, then I think you're
doing a-okay.

Doing a-okay.
(screams)

(screams)
(bleep), kim!

(bleep), kim!
You little piece of (bleep).

You little piece of (bleep).
Why do I always get...

Why do I always get...
This is her house!

This is her house!
You're the one with the

you're the one with the
therapist!

Therapist!
>> khloe: You gave me the

>> khloe: You gave me the
therapist.

Therapist.
>> kourtney: I would jump in the

>> kourtney: I would jump in the
pool if I was you.

Pool if I was you.
>> kris: Oh, I will get you.

>> kris: Oh, I will get you.
>> kim: Don't get me.

>> kim: Don't get me.
>> kris: You just wait till it's

>> kris: You just wait till it's
least expected.

Least expected.
>> kim: Here's a towel. (laughs)

>> kim: Here's a towel. (laughs)
>> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god.
>> (kourtney laughs)

>> (kourtney laughs)
>> kris: You know what?

>> kris: You know what?
>> kourtney: Oh, my god.

>> kourtney: Oh, my god.
>> (kim cackling)

>> (kim cackling)
>> khloe: She's so excited.

>> khloe: She's so excited.
>> kris: It's in my nose. Ew!

>> kris: It's in my nose. Ew!
Gross!

Gross!
>> khloe: Look how excited kim

>> khloe: Look how excited kim
is.

Is.
Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.
What a waste of food, you guys.

What a waste of food, you guys.
>> kris: You better run for the

>> kris: You better run for the
hills, kim.

Hills, kim.
>> khloe: Okay, so who's gonna

>> khloe: Okay, so who's gonna
clean all this (bleep) up?

Clean all this (bleep) up?
(guests cheering)

(guests cheering)
>> khloe: Kylie did a phenomenal

>> khloe: Kylie did a phenomenal
job.

Job.
It is a pink explosion of

it is a pink explosion of
fabulousness.

Fabulousness.
>> (kim screams)

>> (kim screams)
>> kris: I bought a dog for

>> kris: I bought a dog for
khloe as a surprise.

Khloe as a surprise.
>> kim: I think it is the

>> kim: I think it is the
absolute worst idea.

Absolute worst idea.
>> kris: Surprise!

>> kris: Surprise!
Happy birthday, khloe.

Happy birthday, khloe.
>> khloe: No.

>> khloe: No.
What is this?

What is this?
>> scott: It looks fully like an

>> scott: It looks fully like an
engagement ring.

Engagement ring.
>> khloe: No, no, no, no, no!

>> khloe: No, no, no, no, no!
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