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[ Ted Narrating ]
Kids, this is a story
of landmarks.
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There are
certain moments in life
when you have to decide...
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which things you can stand
to see torn down...
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and which things you have
to preserve, no matter what.
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Such a moment came for us all
in May of 2011...
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at a special meeting
of the New York City Landmarks
Preservation Commission,
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where the fate of the Arcadian
would be decided
once and for all.
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"A symbol of strength
and constancy,
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the stone lion of the Arcadian
has watched over New Yorkers
for generations.
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So remember, if the lion head
stonework is regal,
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then tearing it down
should be illegal."
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Well? Do you like that?
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All right. "We must make sure
the lion is always there.
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Destroy the Arcadian?
Oh, no, don't you dare."
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Yeah? Yeah, okay.
Try this one on for size.
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"If you want
New York's history
at your beck and call"--
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- All right, thank you,
Mr. Eriksen.
- I just-- Yeah.
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[ Cheering ]
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We will now hear
from the architect
of the proposed GNB Tower,
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Mr. Ted Mosby.
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Now, uh, Mr. Mosby,
let's cut right
to the chase.
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Do you think the Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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Okay, it's killing me.
What rhymes
with "beck and call"?
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[ Audience Laughing ]
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Wrecking ball.
Don't go swingin'
no wrecking ball.
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[ Audience ]
Ah!
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Thank you.
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** [ Upbeat Pop ]
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** [ Man Vocalizing ]
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** [ Ends ]
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Mr. Mosby, do you think the
Arcadian should be a landmark?
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It's not
a difficult question.
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[ Ted Narrating ]
It was a difficult question.
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Of course, had he asked me
a few days earlier,
I would have immediately said--
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Yes. The Arcadian
should be a landmark.
And then the crowd gasps.
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[ Southern Accent ] "Oh, my God.
Did he really just say that?
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Oh, heavens. Oh, my stars.
I must clutch my pearls."
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So these things are generally
attended by old southern ladies?
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Almost exclusively.
But here's my point.
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If they ask GNB's
chief architect, a.k.a. me,
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if the Arcadian should be
a landmark and I say yes--
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[ Imitates Explosion ]
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No, that wasn't the Arcadian
being destroyed.
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That was GNB's hopes of
destroying the Arcadian.
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I'm sorry. I should
have been more clear.
[ Zoey ] Yeah.
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The Arcadian's gonna be
all like--
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Nice.
[ Laughs ]
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I have a message
from Barney.
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[ Ted Narrating ] Things between
Barney and the rest of us...
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had gotten a little frosty.
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Hey, guys.
First this happened.
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Meet the new lawyer I hired
to help save the Arcadian.
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And then this happened.
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What kind of dirtbag doesn't
stand by his best friends,
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but instead sides with
some self-righteous bitch...
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with a pointless cause
and a megaphone?
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Dude,
that's my girlfriend.
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And you know what?
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I'm on her side now too.
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Which led to this happening.
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Message from Barney--
that's my cue to leave.
Good night, guys.
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I love you.
Mmm. Love you too.
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Bye.
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What's the message? 'Cause if
it's another hypothetical,
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yet eerily accurate
drawing of my boobs--
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Yeah, I have that too.
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Damn it.
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All right, here's the message.
[ Clears Throat ]
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"Oh, hey, guys.
Didn't see you there.
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I was too busy
feeling fine and"--
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Really?
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[ Sighs ] "Feeling fine
and gettin' some gine.
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You may have noticed the giant
plate of hot wings
in front of me.
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I know how much
you love hot wings.
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Too bad someone bribed
the kitchen to take them off
the menu tonight.
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So if you want some,
you're gonna have
to come back to GNB.
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But hurry. This offer
will be gone lickety-split.
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Do evil laugh."
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Oh. Um--
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- Ba-ha, ah-ha!
- [ Mouths Words ]
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So, what are you
turds up to?
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Well, we've got
the big L.P.C. meeting
in two days.
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I have my whole
presentation worked out.
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I just need to find
a good rhyme to end on.
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Why does
it need to rhyme?
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If you end an argument
with a rhyme,
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it's convincing
all the time.
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Yeah. It's why,
in our apartment,
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if you're a-hopin' to score,
don't leave your socks
on the floor.
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And she hasn't since.
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Okay, okay.
A couple things.
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- Lily, how'd I do?
- Nailed it.
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[ Chuckles ]
Secondly,
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Ted, I'm sorry I said
mean things about Zoey.
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Are you really gonna
walk away from this project
just because you're mad at me?
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It's not because
I'm mad at you.
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Barney, the Arcadian
was designed by a guy
named John Clifford Larrabee.
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And even though
he's been dead
for half a century,
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it's my duty,
architect to architect,
to keep his work alive.
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Please tell me a little part
of you understands.
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I understand.
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Zoey has magic lady bits.
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- What?
- Zoey's lady bits are magic.
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And that's how she
controls your mind.
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You see, every
few hundred millennia,
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lady bits leap forward.
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I know you're
only just getting started,
but this is already gross.
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I once knew such a girl.
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It was last call,
in this very bar.
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What?
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No!
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What?
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No!
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What?
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Um--
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Thank you for, um, not using
a first name in that story.
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Barney, this is about
the building.
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Come on.
This is so about the girl.
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Okay, fine.
It's about the girl.
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I am doing this for Zoey.
I'm in love with her.
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Look, I know it's early, but
there's a very good chance...
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Zoey might be
the mother of my children.
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So in addition to doing this
for John Clifford Larrabee,
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I'm also doing this
for Luke and Leia.
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She's gonna let you
name your kids
Luke and Leia?
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Not if I knock down
her favorite building she isn't.
Barney, I'm sorry.
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Oh, you're not sorry now,
Ted Mosby, but you will be.
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You... will... be.
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[ Chortling ]
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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That's how you do
an evil laugh.
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Ciao for now.
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[ Ted Narrating ]
Now, kids, you remember
Arthur Hobbs,
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Barney and Marshall's
old boss at GNB.
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Well, Arthur was going
through a divorce
and taking it kind of hard.
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Hi, Arthur.
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- Everything okay?
- No, everything's not okay.
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My stupid wife got
custody of Tugboat.
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God, I should've kept
her hidden in a cage
in the basement.
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Isn't that animal cruelty?
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I'm talking about my wife.
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Oh. That's fine then.
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So, listen.
You know Ted, the architect?
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Yeah, I know
your friend Ted.
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So if Ted stood up
at that big meeting tomorrow...
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and said that he thought
the Arcadian should
be a landmark,
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you wouldn't just
fire him, would you?
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[ Chuckling ]
Right?
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You wouldn't just--
You wouldn't just--
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No, Barney,
I wouldn't just fire him.
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I'd also fire you.
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Come again for Big Fudge?
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Can you believe that?
I can't be unemployed, Robin.
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My job is my identity.
It's who I am.
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It gives me the confidence
I need to convince girls
I'm a fighter pilot.
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I-I don't understand.
Why would he fire you?
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I don't understand.
Why would you fire me?
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Have you already forgotten
how Mosby got that job?
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By being the best
architect available?
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[ Scoffs ]
No.
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By... being Latino?
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No.
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Let me refresh your memory.
We were in this very room.
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Guys, I'm telling you.
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If Ted Mosby
isn't fantastic, fire me.
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Damn it.
I was kidding?
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I'm not kidding.
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Oh, by the way,
Arthur, how are things
with you and your wife?
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Really good.
In fact, I just put
all my assets in her name.
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Smartest thing
I've ever done.
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[ Together ]
Damn it!
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You better make sure Mosby
doesn't screw up tomorrow,
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because either that building
is going down...
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or you're going down.
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They're gonna fire him?
That sucks.
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He loves that job.
He's been doing it for years.
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Okay, what does
Barney do at GNB?
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No idea.
He has a lot of keys.
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Ted, can you please
just think about this
before you go--
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There's nothing to think about.
I can't lose Zoey.
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That's the only thing
that matters to me right now.
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Okay, Ted,
you know I love Zoey.
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But look, sometimes
I go play chess
in the park.
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And the key to chess--
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Okay, I play online.
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But the key to chess--
Okay, it's Angry Birds.
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But the key to Angry Birds
is to always try to see
every possible outcome...
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and to hit some pigs
with rocks or something.
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I don't know. I don't play.
I can't get it to download.
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The point is, this thing
with you and Zoey,
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I can see it going
three possible ways.
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There's the first scenario.
The chairman asks you--
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Do you think the Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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You say--
No.
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And Zoey dumps you
on the spot.
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We're done here.
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There's
the second scenario.
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- The chairman asks you--
- Do you think the Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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You say--
Yes.
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And you're happy
for, like, a second...
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until you realize
the building
you helped save...
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has just become a monument
to everything this woman
made you give up.
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And you resent her for it--
so much so in fact
that you dump her.
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We're done here.
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You said there was
a third scenario.
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Right.
The chairman asks you--
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Do you think the Arcadian
should be a landmark?
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But before
you can answer,
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you're hit in the neck
with a blow dart
fired by the ninja...
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Zoey's ex-husband
hired to assassinate you.
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[ Speaking Japanese ]
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That one's less likely.
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[ Sighs ]
What I'm saying--
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What I hate saying...
is this.
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You and Zoey
are gonna break up.
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But you can still save
your career and Barney's.
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Okay, first of all,
no ninja's getting
a jump on me.
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I have the reflexes
of a jungle--
[ Grunts ]
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Tree?
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Second of all,
I don't care that the odds
are stacked against us.
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I'd rather try to make
this work with Zoey...
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than spend the rest
of my life alone
playing Angry Birds,
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which, by the way,
I've shown you
how to download, like, 20 times.
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I gotta say
I'm with Ted on this.
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Thank you.
Yes,
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this is a huge
divisive issue for them,
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which means no matter
what happens, there's gonna
be a lot of resentment,
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probably lasting for years,
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infecting every single moment
of the rest of their
relationship.
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So in conclusion,
I'm with Robin on this.
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Thank you.
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[ Ted Narrating ]
That night, as I slept soundly--
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[ Gasps ]
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Barney, what are you doing?
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Who is this Barney?
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My name is
John Clifford Larrabee,
architect of the Arcadian.
237
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- [ Scoffs ]
- And I am visiting you...
238
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in a dreeeeeam.
239
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Really?
240
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,541
'Cause it feels more like
my insane friend
renting a costume...
241
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,778
and breaking into my apartment
in the middle of the night...
242
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,246
for what I wish I could say
was the first time.
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It's a dream. It is.
So just-- Okay?
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Theodore, heed my words.
245
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,793
Do not try to save
the Arcadian.
246
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,461
Barney, there's
condoms in the drawer.
Just take 'em and get out.
247
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,865
I am not Barney!
248
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:15,035
Whoa! Lighting change!
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00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:19,907
Theodore,
you know the Arcadian
is a badly built,
250
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,575
architecturally unimportant
rat's nest,
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00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:26,780
designed by an overpaid,
plagiarizing ether addict
with two thumbs.
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This guy.
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00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,852
Okay, yes,
it's a terrible building,
254
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,754
but does that mean
we have to knock it down?
255
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,890
I mean,
it's not bothering anyone--
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00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,126
just anyone who lives in it...
257
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:42,695
or looks at it...
or smells it.
258
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,533
New York is never
finished, Theodore.
259
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,470
She's a lady
only a handful of architects
ever get to dance with.
260
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,807
Do not miss your turn.
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00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,745
The Arcadian
has to go, doesn't it?
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00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,080
Indeed.
263
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,616
You realize this kind of
screws up my personal life.
264
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Mo' buildings,
mo' problems.
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00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,224
This is a dream, right?
266
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,793
Because, Barney,
I swear to God, if that's you--
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[ Snaps Fingers ]
268
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:21,234
Mommy's got
magic lady bits, Ted.
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Dream! Dream!
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[ Exhales ]
It was just a dream. Oh!
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[ Panting ]
272
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:50,530
Hey. I know it's late,
but, uh, you wanna meet up?
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00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,901
[ Zoey ]
Hello, Mr. Lion.
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00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:58,438
"Look on my works,
ye mighty,
and despair!"
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00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,574
Hey. I met you...
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00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,276
right...
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00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,313
[ Chuckling ]
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here.
Right.
279
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,683
And I mistook you
for a prostitute right...
280
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,552
here.
281
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,222
Far as you know,
I still could be one.
Oh.
282
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,524
And you, my good man,
have run up quite a tab.
283
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,597
Worth every penny.
284
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,536
All right. This was fun.
285
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,274
[ Vehicle Approaching ]
I'm gonna take this cab.
286
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,911
Big day tomorrow.
We need to get some sleep.
287
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,884
And yet--
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00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,088
No, we should
get some sleep.
289
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,622
But this was fun.
290
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,491
Yeah.
291
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,962
It's nice getting one last look
to remember what we're
trying to save.
292
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,131
Exactly.
293
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,269
- You okay?
- Yeah. Good night.
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[ Chairman ]
Mr. Mosby, I'm going
to ask you one last time.
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Should the Arcadian
be a landmark?
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00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,981
No. It shouldn't be
a landmark.
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00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,750
- [ Scattered Gasps, Murmurs ]
- There are a lot of important
buildings in New York.
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The Arcadian
isn't one of them.
299
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,960
Excuse me. I have
a question for Mr. Mosby.
300
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,562
If he doesn't think
the Arcadian is worth saving,
301
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,532
then whose voice is this?
302
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,801
The Arcadian
should be a landmark.
303
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,303
It should.
304
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,172
The lion head stonework
is iconic.
305
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,775
I hate working for GNB.
They're a bunch of...
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00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,844
wieners and gonads.
307
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,846
- [ Murmuring ]
- Oh, heavens.
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00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,615
[ Southern Accent ]
My stars!
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Is that your voice, Mr. Mosby?
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Yeah, that's me.
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00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,432
This is a nightmare.
I can't believe
she kept that tape.
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00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,967
The L.P.C.'s
gonna come back
with a decision tomorrow.
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- And based on today--
- They're gonna landmark
the hell out of that place.
314
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,540
Yeah. We'll end up
out of a job,
315
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:17,410
all thanks to some stupid,
"only sort of awesome"
lion head.
316
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,812
Yeah. Better get used
to that lion head.
317
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:24,017
As of tomorrow,
it's gonna be there
till the end of times--
318
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,453
and all because
of my sweet, sweet rhymes.
319
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,990
What are we gonna do?
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00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,063
- We should buy a bar.
- We should totally buy a bar.
321
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,697
We should absolutely,
totally buy a bar.
322
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,500
Really, the only
sensible idea right now.
[ Marshall ] Oh. And ready?
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00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,036
- It's a theme bar.
- [ Ted ] Mm.
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00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:46,206
- It's a courtroom.
- Yes!
325
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,242
Where the bartenders
wear sexy judges' robes.
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00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,910
[ Barney ]
Ooh!
I'll allow it.
327
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,213
It's the only court
where you show up,
then get served.
328
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,281
Nice.
[ Barney ]
Ho!
329
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,616
You're judged
by a jury of your beers.
330
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,519
- That's not bad.
- Would you just stop it?
No one's buying a bar.
331
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:03,022
Right now
we have a little problem.
Let's just think of a solution.
332
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:06,559
Lily, it's over.
The good guys lost.
333
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:10,163
I don't know.
Homegirl is pretty diabolical.
334
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,365
If there is a plan
that'll get us out of this,
335
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,802
it's somewhere
inside this butter churn.
336
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,504
She'll think of it.
337
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:22,275
I'm just gonna sit here,
watch it happen.
338
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,181
And she's got it.
Lily, what's the plan?
339
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,617
Oh, this ought
to be good.
340
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,752
[ Ted Narrating ]
And then Lily told us her plan.
341
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,988
Oh, this is good.
342
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,758
We have to find Arthur
right now.
Ohh!
343
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,362
What is so difficult
about this?
344
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,664
Tugboat figured this out
in, like, five minutes.
345
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,033
This is bush league.
346
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,202
Hey, Arthur.
Oh, cute dog.
347
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,105
No. Tugboat, my other dog--
that was a cute dog.
348
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:56,576
This little disappointment
is nothing but a cheap
facsimile. I said it!
349
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,778
Yeah, my love
is reserved for dogs...
350
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:02,182
that go
to the bathroom on command
instead of wasting my time!
351
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,018
Listen. Arthur,
Marshall's wife
has an idea...
352
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,788
for how we can save
not saving the Arcadian.
353
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,491
Oh, his wife has an idea?
Let me tell you
about wives, okay?
354
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,227
They leave you and take
your best friend with them.
355
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,730
You're not Tugboat!
You'll never be Tugboat!
356
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:22,001
God.
[ Sighs ]
357
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,303
Hey, Arthur.
358
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,514
I guess this one's
kind of cute or whatever.
359
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,485
So-So-- So, what's the idea?
360
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,521
Okay, first hear
my demands.
361
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:44,291
One, Ted and Barney
keep their jobs.
362
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:48,861
Two, when you guys do finally
blow up the Arcadian, one of
them gets to push the button.
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00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,797
[ Together ]
Dibs.
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00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,765
Fine. What's the idea?
365
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,067
Well--
[ Ted Narrating ]
Kids, for legal reasons,
366
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,870
I have to skip
this part of the story and
jump ahead to the next night...
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00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:01,208
as the Landmarks Preservation
Commission gave their verdict.
368
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,710
Last night,
this committee took a vote.
369
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,246
And while we have all felt
from the very beginning...
370
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:12,051
that the Arcadian
is, well, an eyesore,
371
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:16,823
Mr. Mosby's
surprising testimony about
the lion's head stonework...
372
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:21,194
left us no choice
but to declare it...
a landmark.
373
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,735
But then something else
happened last night.
374
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,938
That same
lion's head stonework...
375
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,874
[ Whirring ]
376
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:35,908
disappeared.
377
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,477
[ All Gasp ]
378
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:41,248
So that makes our job
a little easier.
379
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,950
- Motion denied.
- [ Audience Exclaiming ]
380
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,661
Zoey. Zoey!
381
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,665
All right.
What do you have
to say for yourself?
382
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,099
[ Sighs ]
383
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,668
I don't know.
384
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:05,372
Sometimes things
have to fall apart...
385
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,207
to make way
for better things.
386
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,552
We're done here.
387
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,797
Okay, you don't have
to hold back anymore.
388
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,300
You may now say what
you really think of Zoey.
389
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,535
I don't know.
She may have been right
about that lion's head.
390
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,338
It gave the Arcadian
a regal elegance.
391
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,407
Then again, it goes
really nice with my duvet.
392
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,478
I hope I used
the right screws.
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