All language subtitles for Hercules S03E04 - Mummy Dearest

[ Clanking ]

[ Stones Clattering ]
[ Man Grunts ]

We're in.

Hand me the torch.

Do you feel all right?
Any sudden fever,
boils, plague?

For the last time,
there is no such thing
as a curse.

It is told only to keep
people like us from treasures.

Like that!

[ Grunting ]

Perhaps we should leave
before the curse begins.

Don't be ridiculous.

Some will pay handsomely
for this treasure.

[ Chuckling ]
[ Wind Howling ]

[ Screeching Sound ]
dddd [ Man Vocalizing ]

[ People Chattering ]

[ Chattering Continues ]

dddd [ Continues ]

Coming through.

[ Man ]
Have you tried
the witches' brew?

Wax skulls.
Get 'em here. Fine quality.

Weird.
[ Grunts ]

So, our guest of honor
has finally arrived.

It's good to see you again,
Phineus.

Uh, the place looks...
different.

The children
have decorated it
for the festival.

They wanna scare away
the ghost of King Cecrops.

"The ghost of King Cecrops"?

You're not afraid
of the king's ghost,

even though his dying words
were to swear vengeance
against you?

If I worried about every threat,
I would never leave home.

- Hey, you!
-[ Man ] Party's over.

And at the moment,
home is looking pretty good.
Bye.

If I were you,
I'd turn around and leave now.

Thanks for the advice, friend,
but I was invited.

Well, here is my invitation.
[ Grunts ]

I don't care much
for your stationery.
[ Men Shouting ]

[ Shouting Continues ]

Get him!

You better brush up
on your etiquette.

On the contrary.
That was perfect.
[ Meowing ]

Really?

I've always felt that a "Hello.
How are you? Nice to meet you"
is more appropriate.

Hello.
[ Meowing Continues ]

How are you?
Nice to meet you.

Well, actually,
we haven't met. I'm--

Hercules.
Yes, I know.

I'm the Princess Anuket,
daughter of Ramses III,
Pharaoh of Egypt.

That's a big title.

And this must be
your royal welcome wagon.

It was the only way
for me to make sure
that you are the right one.

The right one for what?
To find my mummy.

Your mommy?
Not my "mommy."
My "mummy."

[ Coughing ]
What do you call
this thing again?

A mummy.
Yours for 40 dinars.

Forty? It's all wrinkled.
And when's the last time
you washed it?

Look, it's
falling apart here.

Fine. Twenty dinars.

Nope. Give me 10 dinars,
and I'll leave.

Deal.

May the gods protect you.

You too, friend.
[ Laughs ]

This trinket alone is worth
more than 10 dinars.

You, my friend,
are going to make me a mint.
[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing Continues ]

[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued mankind
with suffering.

Only one man dared
to challenge their power--

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever
there was evil,

wherever an innocent
would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]

Hail!

dddd [ Middle Eastern ]

- Kneel before the princess.
- [ Meowing ]

- Thanks, but I'll stand.
- You may go now, Keb.

Yes, Your Highness.

-He was only acting
on my orders.
-Does he do everything you want?

Everybody does.
For someday I will rule
all of Egypt.

Now, we must
talk about my mummy.

Sorry, Anuket, but mummies
give me the creeps.

How dare you speak
in such terms.
This is the body...

of the great pharaoh, Ishtar,
from who I am descended.

It was stolen from
its burial place. Its trail
has led us here to Attica.

You are worrying about
a dead man when you're denying
real, live people their freedom.

You want me to free my slaves?

Surely the great Hercules
cannot be so ignorant.

Have you never learned
the privileges of royalty?

No, thank you.

I've lost my appetite.

Hercules, come. Sit.

- Enjoy.
- Not on your life, lady.

I will not be insulted!

I think you just were.

How can you treat human beings
like property?

They have good lives.

I feed them, clothe them,
shelter them.

And what if something
happens to you?
They are buried with me.

Even though
they're still alive?

Their fates
are intertwined with mine.
It makes perfect sense.

Uh, no, I'll tell you
what makes perfect sense--
my leaving.

I command you to stay!

Excuse me?

I want you to find my mummy,
and I want you to find it now.

Manners aren't your
strong suit, are they?

Bye-bye, Princess.

Keb, come quickly!
We have work to do.

Hello!
Oh, good, the wax.

Put it down
with the other crates.

You are making
many candles?
Candles?

Candles, my friend,
are a mere utilitarian object.

This will become art,

and the art will become part of
Salmoneus's House of Horrors.

[ Sinister Laughter ]

All wax, except for
the centerpiece of my exhibit,
my greatest find,

the part that exhibits man's
deepest, darkest nature,

-the evil curse that permeates--
-[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

What? What?
Everybody's a critic.

You've never seen
a mummy before?

Don't listen to him.

You and I are gonna make
some serious dinars together.

[ Laughing ]

[ Woman ]
Would you like
to buy a disguise?

You can be anything
you please tonight.

dddd [ Man Vocalizing ]

[ People Chattering ]

Please excuse me.
I wasn't looking.

How dare you
touch Princess Anuket.
You will die for this offense.

No, Keb.
Release him.
But--

Do it now.

- That's better.
- Much better.

Does he ever relax?
Leave us.

Yes, Your Highness.

He protects me only when
I don't want to be touched.

Mmm. Uh-oh.

I'm sorry, Princess,
but I'm not in the market.

But I come
seeking your help.

If this is about
your mummy again,
I'm still not interested.

A body wrapped in cloth.
I mean, why would anyone
want such a thing?

Please, you're talking
about my ancestors.

My apologies.

He's much more powerful
as a mummy than he ever was
as a pharaoh.

If his crypt is opened,
the world is in danger.

For the mummy
will grow hungry.

Hungry? In-In what way?

It hungers for human life.

If it kills,
its victim's life force
will give it unspeakable power.

Then the only thing that
can control it is the ankh.

The ankh?
A special pendant
made of gold.

Exactly the kind of thing
whoever has the mummy
is likely to sell.

Oh.

Please, Hercules,
you must find the mummy...
for the good of the world...

if nothing else.

Right. Uh,
good of the world.

[ Chuckles ]
I better go find my mommy.

Uh, I mean, your mummy.

Oh!
Uh, excuse me.

Ah, what refined
bone structure,
such noble features.

Look at that strong chin,

those commanding eyes.

I take it he was
someone of importance.

King Cecrops.
It...wasKing Cecrops.
Ah, that explains it.

A king always recognizes a king
when he sees one.

You? You're a king?

Soon!
[ Man Screaming, Distant ]

- So, you know where
the mummy is?
- It's in the House of Horrors.

- The House of--
He's lying. Kill him.
- No, I swear by the gods!

I saw the mummy
when I made a delivery there.

It was wrapped in bandages,
and it tried to grab me.

It is gaining strength,
but it has not yet killed.

This is good.
What of the golden ankh?

- The ankh?
- Don't play dumb.

You must have seen it.
Here, it looks like this.

Yes! The curator
was wearing it.

Not for long.

And once I have
the mummy and the ankh,

I'll finally be pharaoh,
and Anuket, my bride!

Unfortunately,
you know more than you should.

- Me? I won't say anything.
- Bring me some wax.

I want to make a contribution
to the arts.

No! No!
No, no, no!

You think this is too gaudy
for this outfit?
Nah, you're right.

You never can wear
too much gold, huh?
[ Knocking On Door ]

Wait a second.

Be right there.
Hold it.
Wait a second.

Wait a second. Whoa!

I have another
delivery for you.
Where do you want it?

Very realistic.
Bring it in before it melts.
Come on. Bring it on in.

Thank you. Bring it on in.
Nice horns. Love those horns.
Bring 'em in there, yeah.

Wait a second. Wait a second.
The workmanship is terrific,
but I didn't order this.

It's a donation
from a patron of the arts.

It's free?
Love those patrons.
[ Chuckles ]

This guy looks familiar.

It'll scare the tunics off 'em.
Bring him in, bring him in.

Come on. Go ahead.
Bring it in.
Over to the left.

Thank you. Yes, indeed,
they will faint with pleasure.

Right there is good.
Right there is good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Grand opening is tonight, huh?
Tell your friends.

- Thank you. Thank you.
- All right.

[ Chuckling ]
You guys look terrific.

Your mothers will be proud
you're being immortalized
like this, huh?

[ Chuckles, Sighs ]

[ Chattering ]

You promised
two dinars.
All right.

Hi. You need a hand?

I'm just... trying to help.

I mean, we're all
on the same side.

- Aren't we?
- [ Men Grunting ]

Apparently not.

- Can we talk about this?
- [ Men Grunting ]

I see.
Oops.

Wrong party.

Good timing.
[ Whip Cracks ]

[ All Shouting ]

Goin' up.

Hey, sow, how are you?
I'm fine.

Oh, I'm a little
long in the tooth.
[ Laughing ]

[ Men Shouting ]

[ Growling ]

[ Shouting Continues ]

What are they
hanging around for?

[ All Groaning ]

- Hercules!
- Salmoneus?

Excuse me.

Coming through.
Coming through.
[ Groaning Continues ]

- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- What are you doing here?

Haven't you heard?
No.

Everybody's
talking about it.

Tonight's the grand opening,
but since you're a friend,
I'll give you a special preview.

Of what?
Salmoneus's
House of Horrors.

[ Sinister Laughter ]

It's the greatest collection
of monsters, maniacs
and murderers of all time.

And people pay to see that?
Are you kidding? People
love to be scared to death.

They pay big dinars
for thrills and chills.

I prefer a good romantic comedy,
but, hey, they demand, I supply.

And with
the endorsement of--

dddd [ Imitates Fanfare ]
Hercules, gotta be a hit.

Uh, thanks, but I've seen
enough fiends for one day.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a spoiled princess
to meet...

who needs to learn
some manners.

Spoiled princess.
Does she have a sister?

Hercules!
Hercules is here!

It is said he is half god.
I know.

It'll be difficult
to get the mummy if
he guards his friend's door.

How powerful
would the mummy be...

if its thirst for blood
was joined with the strength
of Hercules?

- It would be unstoppable.
- Then we must make it so.

Stay. What is it
with you, Anuket?

How dare you speak
to a princess so rudely.

Will you tell your men
to back off?

I'm spending more time
fighting them than
searching for this mummy.

But I ordered my slaves
to stay out of your way.

Well, maybe your slaves
have minds of their own.

They must not have
been Egyptians.

Same hair, same clothes.

Maybe not as well dressed
as usual, but--

My slaves are always
perfectly dressed.
I allow no--

I allow no rags.
Could it be?

It must.
What?

Sokar's here.

Sokar?
He was my father's
high priest,

an evil man who asked
for my hand in marriage,
but my father refused.

So Sokar
vowed vengeance.

If he finds the mummy first,
we will all be doomed.

So there's Hercules.
[ Hercules Chattering ]

No doubt his head
is filled with dreams.

But he will not
have Anuket for long,

and he will not deny me
the throne of Egypt.

Bring me that mummy. Now!

You know, boys,

today you see me suave,
debonair, self-confident.

I wasn't always like this.
Oh, no. I had doubts.
Yes, me.

I had doubts
that this was a good idea.

But now that
I see you here,

I gotta tell you.
You look fabulous.

[ Growling ]
Hello?

You're tricking me, right?
[ Laughs ]

I think I should learn
never to doubt
my own sense of wh--

[ Growling Continues ]

- [ Screeching ]
- [ Screams ]

[ Growling ]
[ Insects Squealing ]

[ Men Chattering ]
[ Gasps ]

Wha-- What do I do?
Wh-- Where--

Yeah.

Yeah.

The mummy's in here.
There it is.

[ Grunts ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning Continues ]

[ Altered Voice ]
What a relief!

I've been waiting for centuries
for someone to do that.

Thank you.
Now, if you don't mind,
I'll see you later.

[ Normal Voice ]
Or I could see you right now.

Hey!

It looked like a mummy.
A dummy, more like it.

Only a pharaoh
may wear this.

Ow. Then you're
a pharaoh, huh?

I will be soon enough.
And you are the curator of--

Salmoneus's Famous
House of Horrors.
[ Sinister Laughter ]

We offer
two-for-one group discounts
and bargain matinees--

Silence! You have
something I want.

Wonderful. Maybe we
could work out a deal.

That head of King Cecrops,
for instance,
is a wonderfully gruesome item.

I've got an extra Harpy
back in the shop--
You know of King Cecrops?

Oh, yes. I remember when
my good friend, Hercules,
[ Laughs ]

brought about
his untimely demise.
You mean, Hercules killed him.

Technically, Cecrops tripped
over the cliff, but he blamed
Hercules for his downfall...

and vowed to exact revenge,
even from beyond the grave.

[ Whistles ]
Evil, huh?

And perfect
for my exhibit.
You will bring me the mummy.

I'm sorry. The mummy
is worth a lot more
than the bust of Cecrops.

Is it worth your life?

Good question.
But we have a tiny problem
here, Sort Of Pharaohship.

[ Stammering ]
The mummy is--
how can I put this?

alive,
and I'm reluctant to--
You will bring it to me or die.

If you put it that way.

Take him away.

Nice to meet ya,
Mr. Almost Pharaoh.

But, Sokar,
if you let him go,
might he bring Hercules?

That's what I'm counting on.
Now come with me.
We must work quickly.

[ People Chattering, Laughing ]

dddd

I think we're just about
out of hiding places.

But my sources say
the mummy is definitely
here in Attica.

And if Sokar has come,
my sources must be accurate.

Right on the money,
I'd say.

Stay here.

Stay out of sight.

Don't you do anything
you're told?
You don't. Why should I?

[ Yowls ]
[ Screams ]

I guess it's too late
to ask you to be quiet.

You're not funny.
Now, where are we?

This was King Cecrops's
favorite retreat.
It's his war room.

Look out!
[ Screams ]

You saved my life.

I hope I did it well enough
to meet with your approval.

May we go now?

You're the one
who's on top.
[ Scoffs ]

Hercules!

You said we were looking
for a mummy. You didn't
say anything about a ghost.

- A ghost?
- I will have...

my revenge!

I'm going to tear
your heart out...

and feed it to the vultures.

It's nice
to see you again too.

You don't look
too good, Cecrops.

- I'm dead!
- That explains it.

I think you look very well
for a dead person.

May we go, please?
Wait a minute.

I'm gonna drain
the life from you...

drop by drop...

as you did to mine!

- But you fell off a cliff.
- [ Stammering ]

Don't.
You'll make it angry.

I haven't even started.

What are you doing?

Don't do that!

- [ Gasps ]
- No!

That should keep me busy
for another seven years.

Where's the ghost?

Well, there wasn't one.

- It was a simple magician's
trick all done with mirrors.
- Who was the magician?

[ Together ]
Sokar.

Mr. Mummy.
Are you here?

Someone wants to meet you.

[ Gasps, Sighs ]
Thank the gods.

They must have taken him.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Growling ]

[ Growling Continues ]

Why don't you hide,
and I'll seek?

Guess not.
Uh, Hercules!

My exhibit's
trying to kill me.
What are you talking about?

I'm talking about
a big, mean mummy.

A m-- A mummy?
You have the mummy?
Why didn't you tell me?

Showmanship. It's a surprise.
He almost got me a moment ago.

If he doesn't,
that lunatic quasi-pharaoh will.

"Quasi-phar--" Sokar?
You are working for Sokar?

I will have you
killed for this
treasonous thievery!

I didn't steal it!
I paid a fair price for it.
A low price, but I paid in full.

You are a liar as well!
Salmoneus may be
a lot of things,

but he's not a thief,
and he's usually not a liar.

- You defend him?
- You betcha he does!

If he brings me
to the mummy.
I could do that.

In fact, I could
tell you just where it is
while I wait over here.

Show me.
Right this way.

[ Sighs ]
It's not here.
Whoo!

Sokar has the ankh.
Ankh?

If the mummy consumes
the life force of a human,

it'll become a monster,

and Sokar will have
complete control.

It's not monster enough
as it is?

Nothing compared
to what it will be
if it kills.

Then we better find it.
What do you mean "we"? Hey!

[ Growling ]

It didn't even knock.
Let's go.

[ Squeals ]

Stay here.

So you wanna
play hide-and-seek.

No, he hates that game.
This is one fast mummy.

What happened
to the foot-dragging classic
we all know and love?

Where's Anuket?
Huh?

[ Sighs ]
Great.

Hercules?

Hercules!

[ Screeching ]

[ Screams ]

[ Gasping, Sighing ]

Whew.

[ Screams ]

Anuket.

Anuket!

Maybe she's off
flogging her slaves.

She was right behind us.

You take the left.
I'll go up here, all right?

Salmoneus? Salmoneus?
Anuket?

Where is everybody?

[ Growling ]
[ Squeaking ]
Save me.

- [ Gagging ]
- [ Growling Continues ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Insects Buzzing ]

Yuck.

Whoa!

[ Grunts ]
Whoa!

Hercules, watch out!

[ Shouting ]

- [ Shouting Continues ]
- So much for your friend.

We never really connected
on an emotional level.
He was always kind of a stiff.

I know what you mean.
Come on. Let's find Anuket.

Yeah.
[ Anuket Screaming ]

She's in the pit.

Ehhh! That's terrible!

[ Screaming ]

[ Shouting ]

[ Shouting Continues ]
Sorry.

[ Grunting ]

[ Sighs ]
Thanks, Salmoneus.

[ Groans ]

[ Mummy Growling ]

We have got to stop
meeting like this.

[ Growling Continues ]

[ Anuket Grunting ]

- Hercules!
- I'm busy.

Welcome, Hercules.

I trust you find your quarters
quite comfortable?

Well, I was hoping for something
with an ocean view,
and it is a little cramped.

Oh. One of you
will make room for the other.
I'm betting on him.

[ Growling Continues ]

- That's a bad bet.
- Release both of us
immediately, Sokar,

or you will suffer
the consequences.

The only thing I'll suffer from
is the weight of all the gold
your father will heap upon me...

when he sees I
control the mummy.

Only a pharaoh
may wear that.
And I will be a pharaoh...

as soon as that mummy
tears Hercules limb from limb.

It will absorb his life force
and his strength.

- Don't count on it.
- Oh, but I am.

Let me go, Sokar!
Certainly.

As soon as
we're married.
[ Grunting ]

[ Sinister Laughter ]
Let me go!

[ Hercules ]
Sokar!

dddd
[ Man ]
Here come the spirits!

Release them!
[ Woman Shouting ]

[ Whooping ]

[ Chattering ]

[ Gasps ]
[ Man ]
Hey, there, my pretty.

dddd [ Continues ]

Hey, friend, try this on.
It's scary, yet comfortable.

Don't stand around,
fret and fumed.
Try one of my new costumes.

Whoa, that's terrific!
Put this on, and your
friends will throw up.

And what's more, it's free!
[ Laughs ]
It hurts me to say that.

Friend, here we go!
Try this on.

[ Laughing ]

Don't you know anything else?
That's better.
[ Growling Continues ]

Whoa!

[ Grunts ]
Ouch.

Shoot.

[ Shouts ]

- Don't go anywhere.
- Hercules, don't worry!
I'm here!

[ Men Shouting ]

- [ Both Grunt ]
- Lucky me.

Come on.
Let's go find Anuket.
[ Men Groaning ]

[ Growling ]

dddd [ Continues ]
[ Woman ]
At night we welcome the ghosts!

[ Man ]
Let them come to us
if they dare!

[ Whooping ]

Walk like an Egyptian.

- [ Growls ]
- [ Gasps ]

- [ Laughs ]
- Huh?

Where did all these
mummies come from, huh?

What is happening here?
I would say
you were outnumbered.

- [ Gasps ]
- Now let her go.

- Hercules!
- [ Mummy Growling ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pretty realistic,
don't you think?

- Too realistic.
- [ Men Shouting ]

[ Grunting ]

Please.

[ Grunts ]

[ Groaning ]

You are a great warrior,
Hercules.

I only wish Egypt
could claim you.

As a slave?

There's a world of potential
in these mummy costumes.

Somebody's always trying
to dress up like
somebody else, huh?

Boy! Do I do
good work or what, huh?

Salmoneus.
[ Blows Nose ]

Uh, that's no costume.

- [ Growling ]
- Nice mummy.

[ People Clamoring ]

It's not going to be nice
until it's back in its crypt.

Quick, the ankh!

It must not work until
the mummy has consumed
a human's life force.

Now you tell me.

Are you okay?
No.

Anuket, behind you!
If I can't have Anuket,
nobody will.

[ Shouting ]

[ Groaning ]
No!

[ Coughing ]

[ Sokar Laughs ]
No.

[ Gasping ]

Uh, Sokar,
you might want to--

[ Growling ]

[ Screaming ]
No!

[ Screaming Continues ]

- Oh, that's disgusting.
- [ Growling Continues ]

- Wow!
- [ Whimpers ]

This puts my House of Horrors
to shame.

- [ Whimpers ]
- Hey, rag man!

[ Screams ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

[ Chuckles ]
Ooh.

Princess, please.
Anything, Keb.

Ask anything.

I only wish to die...

a free man.

[ Shuddering ]

[ Anuket ]
You were right, Hercules,

but now it's too late.

It's never too late.

You-- You are a slave
no more, Keb.

And I will return to Egypt
and work to make sure...

that everyone like you
is freed.

[ Gasping ]

Will you be returning
to Egypt right away?

Yes. I have much work
to do there.

I hope someday
you'll visit my country.

I would like that
very much.

This is for you.

I thought only pharaohs
were allowed to wear this.
You're close enough.

Thanks, but...
I can't accept it.

Then...

will you accept... this?

You know anybody
who's in the market
for some cheap thrills?

Uh, it looks like
you're giving up
on the House of Horrors.

Yeah, it looks like.
Especially after
that excitement last night.

I have all this wax left over.
About a ton of it.
What do I do with it?

I'm thinking crayons,
wax candles,
chariot wheels' wax.

You could always donate it
to a good cause.

Donate it?

It's just a thought.
Oh, hey, you'd be a hero.

Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.

Hero. Wax. Hero. Wax.
Her-- Wax heroes.
A house of wax heroes!

No, no, no, no,
think about it!
Think-- celebrities,

politicians, gods,
sports figures.

Hercules, you would
look terrific in wax.
What do you think, huh?

Uh, walk me
to the front gate.
Huh?

No, really, think of it.
Little dolls in action poses.
That could work.

Good-bye, Salmoneus.
Wait a second. Let me talk
about this with you, huh?

[ Men Grunting ]

[ Man #1 ]
This thing weighs a ton.

[ Man #2 ]
Well, at least it's harmless.