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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:15,800 Hi. 2 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:21,300 I'm beautiful, rich, and lonely and I'll give you one million game 3 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,300 tokens if you'll spend the night with me. 4 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:27,300 Who's buying breakfast? 5 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,067 MAN: You see the still-throbbing heart being lifted out of the rib 6 00:01:33,067 --> 00:01:36,067 cage and held in the surgeon's hand. 7 00:01:36,067 --> 00:01:38,533 - So who is she? - Who? 8 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:41,000 You're starting at ceilings and grinning like an idiot. 9 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,067 - Who is she? - Lisa. 10 00:01:44,067 --> 00:01:47,000 - What else is new? - Love. 11 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,433 I finally realized that I'm in love with her. 12 00:01:50,433 --> 00:01:53,267 Our Lisa? You can't be in love with Lisa. 13 00:01:53,267 --> 00:01:55,767 - Why not? - You know the rules. 14 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:59,233 - Put her out of your horny, little mind. - I can't. 15 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:01,733 That's the problem. I have to tell her 16 00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:06,233 how I feel and I'll need your help. 17 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:15,767 Okay, when you're ready to call Lisa up hit this button. 18 00:02:15,767 --> 00:02:17,167 I hope you're prepared for rejection. 19 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:20,533 As always but she's got to know that I love her. 20 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,033 Now am-scray. 21 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:28,533 If I'm going to go down in flames I want to do it solo. 22 00:02:29,033 --> 00:02:30,533 - Good luck. - Thanks. 23 00:02:41,767 --> 00:02:43,200 - Hi. - Hi. 24 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:46,667 - Where's Wyatt? - Just the two of us this time, 25 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,567 you and me all by our little selves. 26 00:02:53,033 --> 00:02:55,033 Tonight's a special night, you know. 27 00:02:55,033 --> 00:02:55,967 Special night? 28 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:57,467 ( Scratching ) 29 00:02:57,467 --> 00:02:59,400 ( Soft Music Playing ) 30 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:04,833 Mm, Gary, what exactly did you have in mind? 31 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:07,833 Lisa, you know I'm a romantic guy, right? 32 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:10,200 And when I say these words you know I mean them 33 00:03:10,633 --> 00:03:12,533 with all my heart. 34 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,967 - I want to do you. - Oh, that's very sweet, 35 00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:18,967 but you know that can't happen. 36 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:20,467 - Because? - Because you encoded me 37 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:22,700 with strong moral values, remember? 38 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:25,167 Actually, that was Wyatt's dumb idea. 39 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:28,600 The Wyatt part of me can't grant that wish. 40 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:32,533 I think I found a way around this problem. 41 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:35,033 My wish isn't for me. It's for you. 42 00:03:35,033 --> 00:03:36,533 - Me? - I wish that you 43 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:39,800 would fall in love with the best-looking guy in this room. 44 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:42,767 Say, Gar... 45 00:03:56,967 --> 00:04:00,967 I love you. I've always loved you. 46 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:03,467 Now how about a nice, hard, wet one? 47 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,567 Mmm... 48 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,233 Break it up. 49 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:14,967 Don't make me get the hose. 50 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:16,467 Nice timing. Don't you ever knock? 51 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:20,933 Gary, why did you stop me? I love him so much. 52 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:26,300 Those lips, his smile... that button fly. 53 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:30,300 You, take a cold shower. You, come with me. 54 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:35,967 - I can't feel my tongue. - Wyatt, snap out of it. 55 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:39,433 - We're in big trouble. - She was all over me. 56 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:40,933 - Did you see it? - I saw it. 57 00:04:41,433 --> 00:04:44,400 She's in love with you. Completely, totally in love. 58 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,400 I knew it. All this time I thought 59 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:49,900 I was kidding myself but she does love me. 60 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:54,267 I wished for her to fall for the best-looking guy in the room. 61 00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:58,000 - that means... - Yeah, she's in serious need of glasses. 62 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,433 Oh, Wyatt, I want you so bad. 63 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:04,933 - Did you hear that? - You poor guy. 64 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:06,500 I fear for you. 65 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:14,000 - She's uncontrollable insatiable. - And that's bad thing? 66 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Do you want what Lisa would do If I wasn't here to stop her? 67 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,767 She would throw you on the floor and have her way with you 68 00:05:20,167 --> 00:05:26,400 repeatedly, non-stop over and over until something snaps. 69 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,900 - I'm guessing you. - Over and over? 70 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,867 Over and over. 71 00:05:32,367 --> 00:05:34,767 - Hey, where are you going? - I'm taking Lisa to my place. 72 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:38,733 You two have to stay as far away from each other as possible-- 73 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:41,667 At least until the spell's over. 74 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:46,667 What kind of friend would I be if I didn't keep Lisa 75 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:49,333 - from having wild sex with you? - Wait! 76 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:53,167 Can I just give him one good-bye kiss? 77 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,167 She is in love with me. 78 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:59,633 All right, fine. You can blow him a kiss. 79 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,533 Geez, you look tired. 80 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:25,833 You owe me big time. I've been up all night with Lisa. 81 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:29,133 You don't know how hard that is. The woman can vaporize 82 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:33,567 through a keyhole travel through telephone lines at the speed of light. 83 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,633 - How did you stop her? - Oddly enough, 84 00:06:35,633 --> 00:06:38,467 she's mesmerized by Barney's videos. 85 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:41,467 Continuing with our systems of the human animal let's move 86 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:44,967 on to what some might consider the backbone of the series-- 87 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:48,600 The skeletal system. The bones of the skeletal system 88 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:53,533 vary in size and shape from the femur the longest bone 89 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:57,533 in the body to the hammer, anvil, and stirrup... 90 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,333 Wyatt, you have something you'd like to share with the class? 91 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:06,833 Uh, no, sir. I'm just passing notes here with... Gary. 92 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:10,767 That's all, just passing notes with Gary. 93 00:07:10,767 --> 00:07:13,100 Let's see what's so important that Gary had to ignore 94 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,067 my lecture that he might commit his deep thoughts to paper. 95 00:07:17,067 --> 00:07:21,767 "Wyatt, my love I dream of lying down together in a pool of honey..." 96 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:24,367 I didn't write that. Not my note, no sir. 97 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:25,833 Comforting to know. 98 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:28,867 All right, who wrote this? 99 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:30,500 I did. 100 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,500 "... licking the sweet nectar 101 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:38,333 off each other's bodies till the end of time." 102 00:07:38,767 --> 00:07:39,667 Now, that's a note. 103 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:44,667 Let me out to the proverbial chase here. 104 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:49,667 We don't allow civilians to consort with Farber students. 105 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:54,533 So if you'll agree to leave campus I'll let Mr. Donnelly return to class. 106 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:58,200 I won't go. Wyatt and I are meant to be together. 107 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,567 - End of story. - Lisa! 108 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:05,533 You leave me no other choice but to call Wyatt's father. 109 00:08:08,933 --> 00:08:12,433 Mr. Donnelly? Principal Scampi here. 110 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,867 My favorite bathing song. 111 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:22,133 # I soak in my hot tub I sweat like a pig # 112 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:28,267 # If I stay in there too long I'll prune like a fig. # 113 00:08:29,267 --> 00:08:34,200 Yes, that's why I called. Have a nice day. 114 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:41,100 I'll be straight with you, Wyatt. Your father sounded rather upset. 115 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:49,567 - You want to go skiing in the Alps? - I have three more classes. 116 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:53,167 - Your classes go away. - No. 117 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:59,100 How can I make this clear? As much as I would like to... 118 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:02,567 you know? You, me together... 119 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:07,800 - Over and over and over. - Okay. 120 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,300 Let's do it. 121 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:13,733 Oh, geez! No! I can't do this! 122 00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:15,733 You're not really in love with me. 123 00:09:15,733 --> 00:09:19,233 It's just a spell. I'd be taking advantage of you. 124 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:25,633 I mean, sure, the sex would be unbelievable and sure, 125 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:30,633 I could probably erase your memory files the morning after, 126 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:32,533 And... This is driving me crazy! 127 00:09:32,533 --> 00:09:34,933 You got to leave me alone. 128 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:38,333 Are you breaking up with me? 129 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:42,833 I just think we should spend some time apart for a while 130 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,800 until you're back to being you. 131 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:57,133 Wy? 132 00:09:57,633 --> 00:09:59,600 You on throne patrol? 133 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,767 Wy? 134 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:07,633 - Wyatt's not here. - Lis, you gave me quite a shocker. 135 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,567 - Where's the man? - Gone. 136 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,567 It's just you and me... 137 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:16,733 - alone. - Really? 138 00:10:16,733 --> 00:10:19,233 - What about Wyatt? - He broke up with me. 139 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:22,733 - What a feeb. - It's okay. 140 00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:25,233 I don't know what I saw in him anyway. 141 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:34,467 Sure, he's cute but he doesn't have your fire your hot... manly bod. 142 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:39,067 You look a little tense. Sit down, I'll rub you. 143 00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,567 Three of my favorite words. 144 00:10:44,067 --> 00:10:46,567 Ooh, you have really supple shoulders. 145 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:50,067 - Like a spider monkey. - Yeah? Cool. 146 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,567 - Most chicks don't dig skinny dudes. - Not me. 147 00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:57,567 I love skinny. Skinny arms, skinny legs... 148 00:10:57,567 --> 00:11:01,567 - Skinny necks? - Especially skinny necks. 149 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:06,567 A guy like you could wrap himself around me like a belt of he wanted to. 150 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:10,067 - You're coming on to me. - Am I that obvious? 151 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:13,000 A woman can never be too obvious. 152 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,500 Cinch me, baby. 153 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,500 Oh, Mama! 154 00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:28,767 Guys. 155 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:34,267 Sorry you have to find out this way but Lisa's come to her senses. 156 00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:38,333 She's dumping you. She wants to bed down with me. 157 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,667 Are you okay with this-- 158 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:44,167 me being in love with Gary and not with you? 159 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:48,033 I guess... but do you have to use my room? 160 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:55,533 Oh, don't worry about being gentle. 161 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:59,533 Damn darm damn. 162 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:03,500 What, am I going too fast? Should I keep my pants on? 163 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,833 Wyatt doesn't love me, I thought I could make him jealous. 164 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,333 But it didn't work. 165 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,933 You mean, you came on to me to make Wyatt jealous? 166 00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:13,933 Yes. 167 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:18,467 Then you're not turned on but my... hot, manly bod? 168 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,133 - We-we could turn the lights off. - ( Sobbing ) 169 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,433 ( Bell Ringing ) 170 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,467 - Hey, Wyatt. - Oh, hey, Kim. 171 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:31,133 If you still want to swap notes from Lang's class 172 00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:33,800 I could bring mine over to your house tonight. 173 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,267 That sounds great. 174 00:12:35,267 --> 00:12:37,767 - Wyatt? - Lisa, what...? 175 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:39,233 Hi, honey. 176 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:44,467 - Who's your friend? - Um... this is Kim. 177 00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:47,833 - Kim, Lisa. - Nice to meet you, Kim. 178 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:52,333 Kim? Lisa, what did you do? 179 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,833 She was coming on you. 180 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,533 I couldn't have that, so I made her go away. 181 00:12:57,033 --> 00:13:00,467 - Lisa, Lisa, this is bad, very bad. - What's bad? 182 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:03,467 A little problem. Uh, Kim Morris? 183 00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:06,033 Lisa kind of, uh, zapped her... 184 00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,800 - away. - Away? Where? 185 00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:10,267 You're standing with her. 186 00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:13,500 Ooh! That's got to hurt. 187 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,500 Lisa, you can't just... 188 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:26,267 From now on, my love nothing's going to come between us. 189 00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:31,667 I'll make everyone go away if I have to until you belong to me. 190 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:39,400 Could you detach me, please? 191 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,467 Come away with me, Wyatt. 192 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,533 Martinique is so lovely this time of year. 193 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,367 No! 194 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,367 I don't mean "No" in a negative sense. 195 00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:52,600 I mean, uh... I have an even better idea. 196 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,133 How about we go to, uh... my room? 197 00:13:57,133 --> 00:14:01,133 - It's also lovely this time to year. - Mmm... I like it. 198 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:06,167 The lights down low. I can put on my little Black Teddy. 199 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:08,467 Hurry home, darling. 200 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:13,233 Nice snow job, darling. Now get me down! 201 00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:16,667 What are we going to do? She's crazy about me. 202 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:20,100 I don't see the two of you going to the prom any time soon. 203 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,633 We got to shut her down. 204 00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:24,533 Turn her off before she toasts any more study-buddles. 205 00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,667 Okay, her's the plan: you distract her, 206 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:32,167 but keep your pants on. I'll unplug the computer. 207 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,467 I'll do my best but I can't promise on the pants thing. 208 00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:48,967 I hear ya. 209 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:55,367 ( Moaning ) 210 00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,333 ( Both Whimpering ) 211 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:03,267 Oh, darling, what kept you so long? 212 00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:08,700 And why is he here? I want to be alone with you. 213 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,633 Be strong. 214 00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,433 ( Door Opening ) 215 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:19,333 Whoa! What reeks? 216 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,700 Well, well, well. 217 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:25,700 Looks like Wyatt's having a little pajama party. 218 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:31,100 Hey, Mom, guess what. Wyatt brought home a hooker. 219 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:35,000 Real pricey-looking wench too. 220 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,967 How many box tops she set you back, Slim Jim? 221 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,400 I'm sorry. You're...? 222 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,333 $100 an hour, I'm guessing. 223 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:52,233 - Do you run a family discount? - Chett, none of that talk. 224 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,633 Would someone explain what's going on here? 225 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,600 - No. - No. 226 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,500 I'm Lisa, Wyatt's lover. And we'd like 227 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,433 to spend our lives together alone. 228 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:04,433 Do you have a problem with that. 229 00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:06,633 Yes, I have a problem with that. 230 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,600 ( Laughs Nervously ) 231 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,600 Hey, you're no ordinary hooker. 232 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,600 Nice try, Gary. 233 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,100 Did you think I was going for the computer? 234 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:34,033 No. I was... I was... 235 00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:37,300 my mind was blank. 236 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,767 - It's time to go, Wyatt. - Oh. 237 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:46,100 Well, uh... have a good trip. 238 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,933 Gary? Mom? 239 00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,833 They're not here. 240 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:59,133 It's just you and me, Wyatt, in paradise. 241 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:02,100 We have our own private beach our own Secluded Cabana 242 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:05,867 and three pizza huts. Have I made you happy? 243 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:08,867 How can I be when you're vaporized my best friend 244 00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:12,300 - and half my family? - Don't you see, honey? 245 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,433 They had to go away. They were obstacles to our love. 246 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:19,800 Lisa, you got to bring them back. 247 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,133 Please. 248 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:23,533 Okay, just one. 249 00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,133 Gary! You're back! 250 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:29,300 I'm back! I'm back! 251 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,300 Where are we? Why are there so many pizza huts. 252 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,767 I'll explain later. Gary, she's still in love with me. 253 00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:37,933 What do we do? 254 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,167 We end this now. 255 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:48,600 Lisa, how can I make this clearly? You don't really love Wyatt. 256 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,100 Oh, yes, I do. 257 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,633 My whole reason for being is to love Wyatt. 258 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:57,633 - You don't even know what love is. - Sure I do. 259 00:17:57,633 --> 00:18:00,633 Love is making out on the hood of a dodge viper. 260 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:04,033 Love is getting right to the sex without having to talk first. 261 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:06,767 Love is doing it in your parents' bed when they're at work. 262 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:09,667 Son of the gun. She does know. 263 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:13,800 You idiot! That's not love. That's the stupid, horny, 264 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,300 Gary Wallace version of love you programmed into her. 265 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,800 Okay, smart guy if you think you know 266 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,633 so much about love go ahead, you tell her. 267 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,133 I will. 268 00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:27,133 Love... 269 00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:31,633 Makes the world go 'round. All you need is love. 270 00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:35,500 If you love somebody, set them free. 271 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:39,133 Right. Right. Set them free. 272 00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:43,500 That's it! See, you don't really love me. 273 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,000 - Of course I do. - No. No, you don't. 274 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,667 Because if you did, you'd set me free. 275 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:57,100 That's what real love is. That's not in the song. 276 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,067 I understand. 277 00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:02,567 We're out! 278 00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,067 It's over! 279 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,067 Way to go, man! 280 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:08,067 Thank God for stupid pop songs. 281 00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:10,067 ( Typing ) 282 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,600 What are you doing? 283 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,200 I'm setting my files to self-destruct. 284 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,933 COMPUTER: Sequence activated. 60 seconds to self-destruct. 285 00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:20,500 Another minute, I'll be out of your lives. 286 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:24,667 - What? Why? - I need to prove my love. 287 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:29,667 You're the one who said it-- "If you love someone, se them free." 288 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:34,267 So that's what I'm going to do. I'll never bother you again, Wyatt. 289 00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:35,600 We don't want you to go away. 290 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,533 Wyatt was just spouting stupid lyrics. 291 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,533 I'm confused. first you tell me love means 292 00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:44,600 setting someone free then you say that's not love at all. 293 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:49,667 - COMPUTER: 30 Seconds. - I exist to love Wyatt. 294 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,567 But since now I don't know what love is then I have 295 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:58,333 no reason to exist unless one of you can tell me what love really is. 296 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,833 Got anything better than making out on a dodge viper? 297 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:04,267 - All I know is we are a team. - Before you came along, life sucked. 298 00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:07,267 Now we have fun. Don't you see, Lisa? 299 00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:10,733 We want you to stay. With you around, life's... 300 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:13,233 - better. - COMPUTER: Ten Seconds. Nine... 301 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:17,833 - Then maybe that's love. - Will you stay? 302 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:21,200 - Yes. - Then it's offiicial. That's love. 303 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,400 You love us, we love you. All kinds of love in this room. 304 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,267 Give us a hug. 305 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,667 One. Zero. 306 00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:32,600 Self-destruct activated. 307 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,100 - Lisa? - Lisa file erased. 308 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,100 We were too late. Now we've lost her forever. 309 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:43,600 No! She can't be just when I finally realize I love her-- 310 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,600 And I don't mean in a filthy sexual way. 311 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,600 I mean the real thing. 312 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,033 Whatever that is. 313 00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:57,933 Now we'll never see her again. 314 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,767 I have a backup file. 315 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,600 I knew I could count on you, Wyatt. That's why I love you. 316 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,100 Oh, don't worry. I don't mean in an obsessive, 317 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:27,600 zombies, love puppy kind of way. More like a big sister. 318 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:31,600 So the spell's finally over? You brought everybody back? 319 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,100 - Of course. - Chett too. 320 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:38,100 But you'll be happy to know that when I reassembled his atoms 321 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,200 I toyed with his body hair gene. 322 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:51,333 You want to know what love is, Wy? 323 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,333 Love is having a backup file. 324 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,733 I love you too, Gar. 325 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,133 Captioned by Grantman Brown 25155

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