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Sushi. It's the Japanese food known around the world.

It appears to be nothing more than vinegared rice and raw fish.

But its creation is a delicate process.

The freshness of the fish, how it's sliced...

the pressure applied to the rice...

It takes 3 years to learn how to make the rice and 8 to apply the proper pressure.

That's a mind-boggling amount of training.

In a severe world of craftsmen...

Papa's sushi is hailed as a work of art.

I agree.

I believe that fish reborn at Papa's hand are truly content.

Me? I'm no good.

Papa claims there is a similarity between sushi making and the martial arts.

Wishing to rid me of my femininity, he trained me day after day.

Stay on guard...

and when making sushi, put yourself in the shoes of the fish.

YES.

Ow!

Sorry.

Crap! Crap! Crap!

Papa.

- Ow! - Papa!

You smell like a woman...

which only adds to the fish smell.

You'll never be a sushi chef.

I can't help it.

I've always tried to live up to your expectations.

I can't change how I was born.

So, I ran away from home.

I was approached by a resort inn.

I took a job.

One tray is way too inefficient.

Sorry.

You should reach at least 5 tiers.

Would you carry ours?

Yours?

Mine too.

No good...

- It's impossible!

- You can do it! - It's impossible!

The soup will spill.

I can't...

I'm covered in food.

What a good sport!

The company tour is here.

Let's go.

Customers...

Oh, no.

Thank you for traveling all that way.

You must be exhausted.

Welcome, people from Komatsu Pharmaceutical.

I am your hostess, Yumi Hanamaki.

Please soothe the fatigue of your travel with our fine cuisine and relaxing hot spring.

Make yourselves at home.

I see your women are first-rate.

If the sushi is too, I'll have no complaints.

BOSS...

their sushi is spoken well of by food aficionados.

Allay your fears, I double-checked myself.

Earning your pay as secretary, eh, Miss Enomoto?

All you did was find some inn.

What's wrong with you?

Will you two stop it.

I know they'll call you a weirdo, but...

Sorry for how I look.

Welcome to our hotel!

You're late. Just look at you!

I thought it was better than not coming.

You!

Watch your attitude when talking to my wife.

I'm terribly sorry.

This disgraceful display is inexcusable.

So very sorry.

She will be reprimanded.

We're very sorry.

I apologize.

We'll talk to her.

We are so very sorry.

The inn has been around for 100 years.

We squeak by thanks to customers who come for our sushi.

We're in financial trouble.

Got it?

We want to keep it going.

That you think this is a game really pisses me off.

The gall.

I simply took over my parents' inn.

But she suffered to become hostess.

I apologize.

Stop messing around.

Forgive me!

Still some on your shoulder. Use this.

Thank you.

Mr. Sawada, right?

Yeah.

Sorry for the trouble.

What?

Just don't repeat the same mistakes.

Not every job is for everyone.

Experience different jobs, then pick the one that suits you best.

You're right.

I've worked here for 2O years.

The job that suits me?

Gardening, I guess.

You're in a better position than me.

Forgive me for laughing!

Keiko, right?

Such fine hands.

These are fingers suited to handle fish.

What makes you say that?

Just instinct.

Back to work!

It's so exciting!

We'll hit the hot spring, then eat.

Can't wait... although I'm tired.

Here it is!

It's really here!

You didn't say it takes 20 minutes to walk from the station.

There's a penalty for that.

Penalty?

The penalty is...

a kiss!

Too direct!

You're an idiot.

We're dating, right?

How can we be a real couple if we don't kiss?

I like platonic.

That doesn't fly in 2012.

OI.-

Yuck! That bum's watching us.

Hey, old dude! Whatcha eatin'?

Huh? This?

Sushi?

He's even got a bowl.

Is it wrong for a man like me to eat sushi?

It was wasting away in the garbage, so I helped myself.

Well...

I'll eat my shrimp.

You two keep at it.

I'll kick your ass!

Freaky bum!

Bastard.

Yoji stop! No!

You'll hurt him. Let's go.

Hey.

You made a mess of my sushi.

I care nothing of my life.

But I do not forgive a man who wastes food.

The moaning of dead fish rings in my ears.

Something's moving.

What?

No way!

Away!

Run!

This Way!

You Okay?

HEW

Enjoying your kiss?

Sorry to put you at the brink of death over these small fry.

You'll get the bigger fish soon enough.

Tsuchida.

Today's group is so demanding.

"More sushi."

"Make dinner earlier."

Can you do that?

Worry not.

I'll serve them ready-made sushi.

That will handle dinner.

But Tsuchida, our specialty is...

Hostess.

They do not appear to possess discerning palates.

Is that... so?

But my husband...

This is wrong...

Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho.

Please make way!

If you rush, what happened before will happen again.

Dinner was moved up!

Don't mind selfish customers.

That's impossible!

You think the boss is giving it to Miss Enomoto?

If I could get my hands on those tits I'd die happy.

Screw it! Let's go to my room and pig out on sushi!

It's all set.

Ok! Ok!

It's good!

Thank you so much.

I'm not praising you.

Oh, right. Have another.

That's enough.

What the...?

Just a touch on the leg and you scream like a man.

Inexperienced waitress.

Dammit...

If he weren't a customer I'd lay one on him.

So frustrating!

What? What's happening?

Welcome to our inn.

I am sushi master Tsuchida.

I will now demonstrate the art of sushi making.

Good! We've been waiting.

Our boss has a tongue for sushi.

If yours is no good, you'll pay the price.

You'll suffer.

Have no fear.

Allow me to begin.

Freshly caught from the Seto Inland Sea.

I'll have you eating out of the palm of my hand.

Looks better than what we get in Tokyo.

He's making it that way?

What are you doing?

Sorry.

Stay still.

First up is the highest rank of all tunas...

Black tuna.

Love that one!

Fantastic!

Now then...

Shrimp!

Unbelievable!

Keep it coming!

Well, well, what can be next?

Salmon roe.

Behold! Roast salmon.

Bravo! Bravo!

And now the specialty of the Seto Inland Sea...

Fatty tuna.

It's like sushi heaven.

No good.

Tsuchida's way of making sushi is sloppy.

Papa would be so angry.

Please, eat up.

I shall have mine under ideal conditions.

Putting soy sauce on rice is wrong.

Turn upside down and place directly on the fish.

This emphasizes the natural taste.

Keep rice on top.

Place on tongue and eat.

Boss, how is it?

Is it any good?

It has melted across my tongue.

Only the taste remains.

Let us move to the egg sushi.

Egg is unacceptable. I want to eat fresh fish.

It's only sweet.

We don't need egg, just tuna. Tuna!

Tuna! Tuna!

Stupid imbeciles.

Waitress.

Did you say something?

I didn't say anything.

Don't lie.

You insulted the boss, didn't you?

What did you mean by that remark?

Apologize at once.

She'll be punished immediately.

I'm sorry.

You don't have to.

She needn't apologize.

I felt the same.

She is right.

Nosaka, what are you implying?

Why not let her explain herself?

No way.

Yes, won't you explain.

Out with it, waitress!

Speak!

Has something happened to Keiko?

What's that sound?

Just a stray cat.

Sorry, I've nothing for you today.

Holy!

Now!

Tell us!

You asked for it...

For starters, none of you understand sushi!

What did you say?

Stupid!

Tsuchida.

Your sushi making skills are third-rate!

What?

My papa makes it by pushing down on the rice with his fingers.

This way, the acid of the vinegared rice permeates into the fish, generating enzymes.

The protein breaks apart, and brings out the flavor.

You didn't push the rice.

Your fish isn't fresh.

In other words, you look down on your customers.

Is what she says true, chef?

Wanna fight?

Let's fight.

You little...

Boss, I'm sorry to let you eat such poor quality sushi.

Let's leave.

Don't go.

I have something to say to the guests.

You put soy sauce on the fish.

Yet when eating, you kept the fish downward.

This causes the soy sauce to run off, weakening the taste.

Once the soy sauce has been applied, right it so it absorbs into the sushi.

That's quibbling.

And you made fun of the egg sushi.

The choice of ingredients, seasonings, and way of cooking

reveal the skill of the sushi chef.

You people don't know these things, yet you pretend to be experts!

You fake gourmets!

You're going too far.

Well said.

YOU...

You're fired!

That is not enough!

When you hurt a sushi chef's pride...

his next dish is death!

Stop! Violence isn't pretty.

Darling...

Darling?

Oh, nothing.

I took it too far.

Are you ok?

This waitress is a tiger.

Stay alert!

Not sure what's going on, but take her!

I'm not wearing underwear!

Revolting!

Where?

My robe!

Spinning me around!

This is utterly embarrassing!

Too tight!

My robe!

Got it!

The friction!

Ow!

You little bitch!

Nosaka!

Whose side are you on?

If the company's in the wrong, I'm on the side of the victim.

Isn't it wrong to use violence on women?

Oh.

You!

I've always hated your lackadaisical attitude toward the company.

My loyalty is to the boss.

Allow me to attack this woman.

Stop chasing me!

Nosaka, get over here.

If you weren't such a capable worker, I'd fire you here and now.

The next time something happens...

anything happens...

What's happening?

What was that?

What was that voice?

BOSS!

Help me!

A vagrant! Let go of him!

Such rude people.

What kind of attitude is this to show to a senior member of Komatsu Pharmaceutical?

What?

Forgotten already?

I'm Yamada, former head of the New Medicine Development department.

Yamada!

You son of a...

Mr. Yamada.

Nosaka.

You still work at this crooked company?

5 years ago, on President Komatsu's order...

I was developing a serum to revive the cells of dead creatures.

The research was successful.

But there was a horrible side effect.

Cells injected with the serum turned subjects into violent monsters.

Worse, if bitten by one of these monsters...

you become infected.

Afraid of the repercussions, you laid the blame on me...

and let the police arrest me on false charges.

It's not true. Total nonsense!

Help me!

Sorry about that.

My father gave me a gun to protect the inn if anything happens.

Never thought I'd actually use it.

You?

Yumi.

Hang on to this for me.

We'll take it from here.

Go relax in your rooms.

Let's go.

Squid sushi...

Your strength has dwindled.

Let me reenergize you.

Gather your gang and lead them on.

Butcher each and every one of them for me.

Being eaten by humans is humiliating.

Now it's your turn to bite back.

Sushi...

Fly!

That hurt.

My butt!

Ow!

You witch!

A squid?

Where?

Huh?

What?

I feel our sushi has increased.

That's impossible.

You're a real glutton.

I ordered it, so eat up.

You think it's okay to order sushi without asking the boss?

Idiot. He overworks us all the time.

No one will punish us for eating sushi.

I suppose you're right.

I'll shut my eyes and enjoy the taste of fish.

Right on! Shut our eyes!

It should be fresh enough to bite back.

Let's start with the fatty tuna.

That's the spirit!

Here we go!

Say...

Is that tuna?

See me savor its purity sans soy sauce.

How is it? Good?

I heard a crunch.

The tuna!

Unusual texture. Strong iron taste.

You'll be happier with your eyes shut.

Think I'll have another.

Bet this is shrimp.

Down the hatch.

Look out!

Your tongue!

Salmon roe is eating the tongue!

The squid is making new friends!

Who the fuck are you?

They're bullying the egg.

You're not seafood.

Sushi has a pecking order too.

They're after me!

Can't you think of a better lie than flying sushi?

It's not a lie! I really saw it!

It's back!

Liar!

Sushi's coming to eat us!

It's true!

Ow!

What?

What's happening?

It won't unlock. It's broken!

Are you OK?

Say what?

That's one sexy face.

Check out those tits.

Totally hot.

She's gonna die soon anyway.

No one will know if I touched them while she was still alive.

The way she's struggling, it's as if she's doing a sexy dance.

OK.

With these, I'll give a firm squeeze.

Here we go.

Easy does it, easy does it.

Just another 12 centimeters...

Almost there...

Shit!

Now...

I'm gonna rub those mothers.

Getting closer...

Screw this!

It's the only way.

Mr. Sawada!

You mustn't hurt your hands.

Take better care of them.

YES.

What's going on? What's happening?

Some weird guy tied me up.

Strange things are afoot at the inn.

That's for sure! I saw flying sushi!

Flying sushi?

Has your brain imploded, or something?

Yes!

If I don't stop this everyone will be in danger.

But I can't get out of here. I don't know what to do.

Why are you so timid?

You must stand tall with your youth.

Looking at your hands, I see so much possibility.

Hands?

YES.

You could be a fighter, a chef...

even a hero.

Look there.

I was head chef at the inn until 5 years ago.

I was always making sushi with my wife.

As head chef, I grew cocky and one day got into a fight with a customer.

My wife tried to stop me and I stabbed her by mistake.

What have I done?

Since then...

I've become knife-phobic.

Knife-phobic?

What about those?

Those?

No good! No good!

Cover them! Cover them!

OK! OK!

OK!

In any case, Keiko...

I want to protect your talent.

I'll help you in anyway.

Just don't give up.

Mr. Sawada.

Thank you very much.

I did a horrible thing.

If people learn I've killed...

the inn is finished.

I'll bury the body up in the hills.

Huh?

It's gone.

Where...

Where is it?

Impossible.

Alive...

It's alive!

- Help me! - Somebody help me!

Fucking asshole!

Don't make me punch a customer!

Sorry.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Don't leave.

Everything is going horribly wrong.

I'm so screwed.

Help me, Yumi.

I wanna dump my husband.

It's okay to say that?

The situation appears to have been too much for him to handle.

He inherited the inn, making him childish and pathetic.

Compared to him, Tsuchida...

Come on...

Let's do that special kiss Japanese always do.

The one with the egg?

Sickening...

This time for sure!

Here we go!

It popped out!

Mr. Sawada, what was that? It stinks!

Sorry.

I strained too hard.

"Nature is as nature does," no?

What?

Do you hear that?

It's an egg sushi!

POOH!

It shoots acid!

Damn.

You monster sushi!

What is it?

It's shivering.

Scared. Scared.

I find I can't smash it.

Why?

He didn't ask to be like this.

Harm me?

I feel sorry for him.

It's like, we have something in common.

Any sushi that sings that good can't be all bad.

But, it emits such a strong liquid. It's dangerous.

That's it!

It's you.

Go!

POOH!

Hooray!

Let's go.

We're out.

I'll go this way. You go upstairs and find everyone.

Right!

We have to evacuate the inn now!

I deeply apologize for the previous trouble.

I was the cause of all that happened.

It's OK.

We are all to blame.

We'll work together to cover this up.

But before that...

we want body sushi with your waitresses.

Body sushi?

It's degrading.

The fish goes on our body?

Yuck!

I can't.

We will testify to the police.

You understand, the future of the inn is at stake.

OK!

I don't know.

No choice.

Ready, set...

Dance!

Isn't this nice.

Very good! So fresh!

Mouth watering!

And now for my legendary robot dance.

Excellent!

Realistic!

Impressive!

AWESOME!

I will now lay out tonight's meal.

It feels slimy.

Nosaka.

You get what you want by exploiting human weakness.

Wait.

It's pulling on my face so hard it looks as if I'm smiling.

Actually, it is quite painful.

That's too bad.

You won't get past me.

It is my duty to tell the boss we are under siege by man-eating sushi.

I won't survive for sure.

Before I die, I want praise from the boss for doing something right.

I won't let you take credit.

This guy is batty.

The arrangement is complete.

Finally.

A perfect body sushi.

Oh, baby!

Let's pig out!

Yeah!

Which to pick first?

I'm so nervous.

This one.

It tickles.

The shrimp?

I'll have tuna.

Please stop!

Saying that turns me on.

Can't get a grip-

It's warm.

The body temperature heats the sushi, improving the taste.

Not bad. Not bad.

Good. Good.

What? Aren't you eating?

NO.

I won't be made a fool by doing foolish things.

There's more to life.

Are you an idiot?

What's foolish about body sushi?

That you can't figure it out for yourselves...

that's foolish.

What did you say?

What's wrong?

It felt like the sashimi bit me.

Where?

They're coming!

I'm coming apart.

It's pulling.

Look...

I understand your feelings...

but if I guide everyone to safety...

it'll be faster!

She slid!

I gotta go!

Stop.

I'm nearing the end.

Do me one last favor.

Huh?

Won't you...

kiss me?

Kiss?

I've no hope.

Just give me one last bit of hope.

Kiss.

Can't take much more.

My skin is peeling off.

My muscles are showing.

Kiss!

No!

BOSS!

Get out of here!

BOSS!

Who is that?

An intruder!

Run away!

No good.

BOSS!

What now?

They're nibbling, biting all over me!

Get them off!

Sashimi?

How can it bite?

This is weird.

It hurts!

Ow!

It's biting me!

Holy shit!

What is this?

Run, hostess!

Can't take it!

I'll try to pick them off with my chopsticks.

Uh...

Ah...

Not working.

A school of sushi is heading this way!

Sushi!

I got this knife!

Sushi! Knife! Sushi!

Sawada!

Quit screwing around!

I can't take anymore!

Keiko, watch out!

I couldn't stop them.

What's that?

Sushi...

OI.-

It's an all-out sushi attack!

Tanaka, you OK?

They're after me!

Stand back!

They're man-eaters.

Be on guard.

That girl...

there's something about her.

What skill!

Hostess, shoot the sushi!

It's my husband's gun.

I don't know how to use it!

Don't know how to shoot.

You must survive.

Don't care about worthless people.

Watch out!

It cut my eyes!

Tsuchida!

I can't see!

Just goddam sushi!

Nothing more than food!

Shit!

Tsuchida, your nose!

Your lips!

Tsuchida!

Bad sushi!

I'll smash you to pieces!

Bare skin cuts too easily!

Boom! Boom!

Nosaka, let's go.

We should help them.

To hell with them.

Think about the company's future.

Let's go.

But...

Kazue, are you okay?

Help me.

I won't make it...

OI.-

Kazue!

Tsuchida.

I loved you.

You were the only one.

It's in!

In!

Really in!

Way in!

No good.

Moving about!

Oh, boy!

Yow!

Tsuchida!

What was that?

I knew you two were doing it.

Darling!

You betrayed me.

I took you off the street.

Who do you think made you hostess?

Stop it!

Don't turn a knife on your wife.

Didn't you pledge to spend your lives together?

Now you're descending into the hell of mutual hate.

Isn't it sad?

It's sad!

Hurry it up.

Those things are dangerous.

Yamada.

Mr. President.

I'm having a blast watching the company fall apart over sushi.

However, upon my death, I had an epiphany.

That my purpose was to see you fall myself!

What?

And Nosaka.

When I was arrested, it was you who masterminded the plan to frame me.

The boss ordered me to. I had no choice.

I shall bring to life the instrument of my revenge.

With this tuna sushi full of serum.

Let's get out of here, Nosaka.

Sure.

Nosaka, what's going on?

I was planning to get rid of you.

Just been waiting for the right moment.

I'm lucky to have such a great chance.

Bastard!

Everyone says I'm cut out to be the next boss.

Enjoy.

Wait! Don't leave me!

Come back!

I am reborn as tuna!

I will kill you myself.

Hell?!

A hot bath.

He's here!

Such a peaceful inn.

I'm all alone, just me and the bath.

So nice.

This place is wonderful.

No perverts or peeping toms at all.

It's just not possible here.

But if there were a pervert, I'd show no mercy.

I'd call the police.

I'd sue and trash his social status.

Finally, I'd see he gets the death penalty.

Die!

So warm.

I feel yummy all over!

We're just about there.

Hang on, Tanaka.

The sushi won't be able to get outside.

Don't count on it!

The sushi are mating!

It's releasing a load of babies!

Things have reached the point where they no longer make any sense.

That's it. There's no way out.

We're going to die.

This is all our lives ever amounted to.

Keiko!

Eggy!

Don't give up! Don't give up!

Keiko, don't give up!

Keiko, you mustn't lose.

We mustn't give up.

Everyone knows how clumsy I am.

You don't know how many times I was scared out of my wits today.

I didn't think I would make it this far.

Still, here we are.

Even this egg sushi is trying to live.

Maybe we can live more than we expect.

She's exactly right.

Even though you're young, you speak admirably, Keiko.

I put my money on our chances.

Mr. Sawada.

We gain strength by not being taken in by everything.

Right?

He's acting weird.

Rice is flowing from his mouth!

Over there!

Monsters!

The sushi has penetrated their bodies and is in control of their minds.

Is that possible?

This is the end.

Keiko, 400 meters from here is a barn I used to train in.

Let's go there.

Sounds good.

Let's get to the barn!

Ready?

1... 2...

Don't slow down!

Mika!

Keep going!

Stay back.

Use the time to escape.

Hurry!

Mika!

No good. Move it.

I'll smack them out of the stadium!

Wait. That sushi's unlike the others!

Mother fucking roast sushi!

Cooking me alive!

Only one thing left to do.

Gonna give it a try.

Tasty!

This is the place. Inside, hurry!

- Keiko, come on. - Yes, yes!

Crap!

Watch it!

Get in quick!

Been so long.

You!

What kept you guys?

Where's your boss?

Since I can't eat fish, I'm snacking on ramen.

There's some left. Want a bite?

How can you eat at a time like this?

Unless you can eat at times like this, you can't survive.

I rose from extreme poverty, so I know such things.

It's why I can sympathize with your situation.

I don't understand.

They're here!

Keep them out!

Right!

This is no good!

Hurry!

Not working!

Darling!

What is it, Yumi?

It's all over for me.

Hang on.

You're not going to become one of them.

Fucking rice.

No matter how many times I wipe it off, it comes back.

Darling...

I'm sorry I cheated.

This is my punishment.

Nothing can ever make me hate you.

No matter how you look...

you're my one and only.

Thank you.

But...

I've reached the end.

Farewell.

Yumi!

The only one you can bite is me!

Yumi!

The pain!

They'll be back. Keiko, upstairs!

MY god...

They're beautiful.

Like the sushi from my dreams.

Mr. Sawada.

It got me!

What a miserable existence.

What a miserable life.

That's not true.

Don't want to die!

OH!

NO!

The sushi stopped flying! Why?

Not sure.

Maybe it was the sound waves made by your shouting.

My Shouting?

Mr. Sawada.

Shout

If you do, we might be able to stop the sushi.

Win... We can win!

Right.

My chef instinct is boiling.

I want to slice those monsters and make sushi just once more.

That's how it should be.

Outta the way!

Hand Nosaka over to us!

Hide him and face death!

Whatever the reason, killing people is wrong!

There is no forgiving those who insult sushi!

That's right!

A knife. To grasp.

A knife. To hold.

Me too!

Nerve removed!

Attached! Attached!

Sushi Nunchaku!

Come and get it.

OH NO!

Go back to being sashimi!

OH NO!

Sushi up!!

It's not over yet.

Time for the fish of the day.

Sushi transform!

Finished!

Giant sushi roll battleship!

Attack!

Keiko.

Eggy?

OK?

Keiko.

Smooch.

I'm off!

- I ' m offffffffff!

- Eggy! - I'm offffffffff!

A lot of effort for a little girl.

But you still don't know the bitter taste of life.

He won't die.

It's just a tranquilizer gun.

He'll be a guinea pig for my pharmaceutical company.

You're filth to the core.

But, it's too soon to think you've won.

Huh?

You ate that ramen, right?

So what?

Some salmon roe worked its way in when you were making it.

What?

You ate infected ramen.

No!

My cheeks hurt!

Something's coming out!

Ramen is spewing from my cheek!

I'm going to die.

Horrible.

Fool.

Hey hunk...

Look at you now.

It's mortifying.

Looks like the ladies' man has lost his charm.

Chowderhead!

The chowderhead is you!

I'll fry you!

Come here and let me kiss you!

No!

- Kiss! - No!

- Kiss. - No!

You can only resist so long.

You've awakened my sexual desires!

Let me touch your butt!

My ass!

You taste like chicken!

You goody-goody.

Hold on, you!

Ready or not...

Here I come.

I won't give up.

Can't move.

Keiko, get a move on it!

OH NO!

Keiko...

Kick his ass!

Mr. Sawada...

I won't fail.

Must do it for everyone.

Keiko! Kick!

It's impossible!

I blew it!

Eggy...

Thank you.

Mr. Sawada.

It's over.

Good job.

Keiko, I made you something.

My special sushi.

Really? Great!

Go ahead, give it a try.

Don't worry. I removed the nerve cells.

You won't turn into a monster.

OK.

It's good.

It's really good.

Of course.

I am, to the bone...

a sushi chef.

Such beautiful fingers.

Good thing they didn't get hurt.

Mr. Sawada.

I'll try my best.

Me too.

Father...

I'm sorry.

I ran away.

I'm really sorry.

You grew up while you were away.

I thought some handsome sushi chef had walked in.

Father.

Huh?

What the?

Look out!

Gotcha!

Nerve! Removed!

Here it comes.

All right!

Among the thousands of sushi chefs around the world...

I'm the only woman who can make man-eating sushi.

If you think I'm lying, try it.

I'm waiting to serve you.