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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,125 -Am I alive? -No. 2 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:48,750 -Am I a man? -Yes. 3 00:00:51,958 --> 00:00:53,875 -Am I fictional? -No. 4 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:58,750 Am I Dan? 5 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,083 Do you think? 6 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:06,541 ♪ I pull some streams of smoke Down into my lungs ♪ 7 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:12,541 ♪ Young face in alcohol flames I was dead on arrival ♪ 8 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:18,166 ♪ I wish I had your voice At the end of the line ♪ 9 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:22,541 ♪ I'm a postcard waiting In a forgotten time ♪ 10 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:26,583 ♪ I shiver on the floor Of broken glass ♪ 11 00:01:26,666 --> 00:01:29,291 ♪ I was dead on arrival ♪ 12 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,458 ♪ Took off my shirt Kicked off my shoes ♪ 13 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:38,666 ♪ I was twisting in the movie That I'd left for you ♪ 14 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:42,666 ♪ I said, "Throw me a cigarette I was king of the world" ♪ 15 00:01:42,791 --> 00:01:45,375 ♪ But I was dead on arrival ♪ 16 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:51,166 ♪ I'm blocking out the pain again ♪ 17 00:01:51,666 --> 00:01:55,208 ♪ Don't know how to start again ♪ 18 00:01:55,833 --> 00:02:00,875 ♪ Life on the road holds nothing But lost sleep ♪ 19 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:06,958 ♪ When a woman can be alone ♪ 20 00:02:07,541 --> 00:02:10,958 ♪ With her weakness or sin ♪ 21 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:17,791 ♪ How does she write the sickness Out of her heart? ♪ 22 00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:21,791 ♪ Hooked and sick Now we're dust and done ♪ 23 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:25,958 ♪ So I said my goodbye, Good luck and so on ♪ 24 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,916 ♪ Trembling hands I must be insane ♪ 25 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,791 ♪ But I was dead on arrival ♪ 26 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:38,125 ♪ I just don't know ♪ 27 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:42,708 ♪ Where I can be found ♪ 28 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:45,375 ♪ You don't remember ♪ 29 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:50,041 ♪ You don't remember ♪ 30 00:02:52,166 --> 00:02:56,125 ♪ You said it's plain to see ♪ 31 00:02:57,041 --> 00:03:00,458 ♪ I'm stuck on you ♪ 32 00:03:01,125 --> 00:03:03,708 ♪ You don't remember ♪ 33 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,041 ♪ You don't remember ♪ 34 00:03:09,916 --> 00:03:12,500 ♪ You don't remember ♪ 35 00:03:13,916 --> 00:03:16,416 ♪ I was dead on arrival ♪ 36 00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:18,166 ♪ I just don't know... ♪ 37 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:20,875 ♪ I was dead on arrival ♪ 38 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:22,416 ♪ Where I can be found ♪ 39 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:25,375 ♪ I was dead on arrival ♪ 40 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:30,708 A bit literal. 41 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:41,041 [Alex] How many mini Scotch eggs is too many? 42 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:42,791 [Seph] How many have we had? [Alex] Twenty. 43 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:44,875 [Alex] Maybe more. 44 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:46,750 [Seph] Yeah, that's too many. 45 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:50,875 Come on. 46 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:53,125 We should go back inside. 47 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,375 [Alex] It's only temporary. 48 00:03:58,916 --> 00:04:00,541 I do it in between acting jobs. 49 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:06,083 Yeah. I mean, it's advertising so I guess that's always pretty well paid? 50 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:08,208 And actually the skills do feed in. 51 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,958 Yeah, I know. I'm... I'm really lucky. 52 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:13,500 Improvisation. 53 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,375 Mime. 54 00:04:16,041 --> 00:04:18,625 Oh, no, no. That wasn't one of our clients. 55 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:21,708 To be honest, the thing I don't like about it is the name. 56 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,250 Nanny. 57 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:25,708 Stupid name for a job. 58 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,208 I think hypocrisy is quite a strong word. 59 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:29,250 Nanny... 60 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:30,916 Nanny! 61 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:34,375 I'm just gonna ask... Is this the day to be asking me this? 62 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,416 Is this the day? 63 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:38,666 His mum's made me read loads of books about cot death. 64 00:04:39,541 --> 00:04:41,000 All of death, actually. 65 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:43,083 I mean, loads of ways that you can die... 66 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:44,916 Loads. 67 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:48,208 I hate people. 68 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:52,541 Babe, did you tell Dan's cousin I was a homeopathist? 69 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:53,916 No, I didn't. 70 00:04:54,791 --> 00:04:55,958 I said you were a homeopath. 71 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,458 "Homeopathist" is not a word. 72 00:04:59,416 --> 00:05:00,666 What are you talking about? 73 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:04,250 I don't tell people at first meet he works in the city. 74 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:06,333 -People blame him for stuff. -Seph! 75 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:07,833 I'm protecting him! 76 00:05:08,666 --> 00:05:10,583 I wish I'd lied about my own job, to be honest. 77 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:13,791 I thought today was the one day I wouldn't feel like a failure. 78 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:16,291 You know, compared to dying, I'm doing all right. 79 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,041 -Seph! -What? 80 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:22,958 Sorry, could you, for one second, not make this about your fucking self? 81 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,416 The guy is dead. 82 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:31,791 Should we go? 83 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:36,583 Just give me five minutes. 84 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 [voice mail] Hey, it's Pandora. 85 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,875 [Pandora] Sorry, I can't take your call. Leave a message and I'll ring you back. 86 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:47,416 Hi, Pan. It's me. 87 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,833 Alex... I'm so sorry to bother you. 88 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:54,666 I know you're working all day. 89 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,333 I just... 90 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:02,458 I don't know... I just... I just really wish you were here. 91 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:04,583 It's really hard. 92 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:05,875 I'm... 93 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,833 I'm sorry. I'm not gonna go. I know you can't be here. 94 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:14,541 Anyway... Sorry. Of course, I'll lend you that money. 95 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,583 I'm... I'm sorry I've been a twat. 96 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:18,750 Anyway, I love you. 97 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,250 I'll see you later. 98 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:26,333 [birds chirps] 99 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:29,791 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 100 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,000 It's okay. 101 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:36,000 I'm not trying to make it about myself, but just... 102 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:37,291 No, I know. 103 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:40,333 I'm sorry. 104 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:56,041 I love you, mouse. 105 00:06:58,625 --> 00:06:59,625 I love you, too. 106 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:06,916 And you've gotta stop telling people you're a failure. 107 00:07:09,625 --> 00:07:11,416 It's not failure like normal failure. 108 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:13,500 What? 109 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:15,875 No, it's acting. 110 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:18,500 It's a lottery, isn't it? 111 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,125 It's like failure like... 112 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,583 "Oh, I didn't win the lottery." 113 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:28,291 You keep ploughing on, baba. 114 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:31,916 So brave. 115 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:42,166 -Are you sure that we could just... -What? 116 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,541 We can't just leave. It's not allowed. 117 00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:46,750 No, no. Hang on a second. 118 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,583 Wait there. Amelia! 119 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:50,208 Darling. 120 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:53,333 Sorry, we weren't sneaking out. 121 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:56,500 We have to show you something. 122 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:57,916 Henry. 123 00:07:58,666 --> 00:07:59,500 Come on. 124 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:05,000 I've been calling this Dan's dongle. 125 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,083 Right. 126 00:08:15,958 --> 00:08:17,375 Let's leave them to it, shall we? 127 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:19,541 Darling? 128 00:08:27,416 --> 00:08:29,291 Go on. Open it. 129 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:48,166 Is that... Is that my bathroom? 130 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:52,166 Seph. Okay, so... I'm gonna die. 131 00:08:52,541 --> 00:08:56,250 Yeah. And you have no idea... 132 00:08:56,666 --> 00:09:00,791 I start fucking chemotherapy tomorrow. 133 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,750 I mean, it's just... It's just palliative. 134 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:08,583 The doctors took great pains to explain that it's not gonna save my life. 135 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,125 Thank you, David. 136 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:15,000 Yeah. You know it's serious when they say, "Call me David." 137 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,416 Okay. Right. 138 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:22,833 Yeah, I... I don't know when you're watching this. 139 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:24,791 How long I've been, you know... 140 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:27,500 haloed. 141 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:30,291 But... I love you. 142 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,958 I love you both a lot. 143 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:36,958 And I am sorry that I'm not gonna tell you that I'm ill... 144 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:38,791 but I'm not! 145 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:42,875 I reckon one day... One day you'll get it. 146 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,541 Or not. I don't know. 147 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,625 Anyway, I've had a fucking... 148 00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:50,166 I've had a fucking brilliant idea just now. 149 00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:51,666 I'm gonna give you... 150 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:55,583 I bequeath you... 151 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:58,291 my ashes. 152 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:02,083 What? 153 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,083 What? 154 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:07,208 Yeah. I've told my missus what I want and she's not happy about it. 155 00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:08,458 But fuck it! 156 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:12,916 Mom, if you are watching this, you fucking shouldn't be. 157 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,250 I told you-- 158 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,458 Amelia, I'm really sorry. 159 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,000 You know, I didn't realize he hated me... 160 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,375 that he really hated me. 161 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,291 But he does. 162 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,500 Did. 163 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:28,625 He really did. 164 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,500 -Of course he didn't-- -No, he did! 165 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,250 You'll see. 166 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:45,000 What the fuck is wrong with him? 167 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:47,833 Well, you know... 168 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:50,541 probably the cancer. 169 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,458 -I told you-- -[girl] Dan! 170 00:10:58,541 --> 00:11:00,791 Dan, I think I'm actually gonna wet myself! 171 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:02,250 All right, all right! 172 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:05,666 Awkward time jump. 173 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,291 Ruined it for yourself there, Al. 174 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,333 Okay, so... 175 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:18,708 There are four places I wanna go back to. 176 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:24,291 And I want you to scatter a bit of me in each one. 177 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,000 There's a list of the places-- 178 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:31,000 I've written down the exact post codes, for your sat-nav or whatever. 179 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:37,083 And so you just take a laptop and a USB stick... 180 00:11:37,291 --> 00:11:40,458 and I've made a video for each place... 181 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:44,083 so it will sort of be like I'm really there. 182 00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,875 Oh, and Henry's agreed to lend you the car. 183 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,541 I asked him this afternoon, so... 184 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:51,125 Sorted. 185 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,083 Road trip! 186 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,000 Yeah, essentially this is... 187 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:04,125 Thelma & Louise plus Casper the Friendly Ghost. 188 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,125 You are welcome. 189 00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,333 [door opens] 190 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:20,208 What the fuck's going on? 191 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,208 [Henry] It belonged to his dad, this car. 192 00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:27,375 Ancient. 193 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:30,291 And that's... 194 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,875 where he wanted to be stored on the journey. 195 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,750 He put some thought into it. 196 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,500 Right. Fuck, sorry. 197 00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:42,833 Please, fuck away. I do understand. 198 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,208 And this... 199 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:51,958 seemed like a more practical receptacle. 200 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:58,708 I thought you had to wait a bit... 201 00:12:59,791 --> 00:13:00,625 for ashes. 202 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,750 I play squash with Colin. 203 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:06,166 -Man from the crem. -Right. 204 00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:07,791 Nice guy. 205 00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:17,875 [Alex] I don't think we should do it. 206 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,625 [Seph] What? [Alex] Take it a week... a couple... 207 00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,708 I... I don't know. And just take him back to them. 208 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,333 [Seph] But it's what he wanted. 209 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,875 [Alex] It doesn't matter. It's fucked up. It's really fucked up. 210 00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:27,625 Even for Dan. 211 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:30,583 I'll call you tomorrow. 212 00:13:30,791 --> 00:13:32,500 -Al, could we talk about this? -Oh, please. 213 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,083 Pandora, turn that fucking radio off. 214 00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:37,708 Oh, my God! 215 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,958 Is that Pandora? 216 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:50,000 Obviously, you know each other. 217 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,708 But... 218 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,750 I have literally no idea who that is. 219 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,708 Rachel. 220 00:13:58,041 --> 00:13:59,083 Rachel? Right. 221 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:00,625 -Alex-- -Oh, my God. 222 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,458 Our friend just died. 223 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,375 Her friend... just died. 224 00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,083 [Seph] Your girlfriend's friend just died. 225 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:11,333 Who refuses to go to a funeral? 226 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,750 Who refuses because they'd rather be doing... 227 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,166 I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you? 228 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:18,333 Okay, I think this is between me and Alex. Alex? 229 00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:21,458 Oh, my God, Alex! 230 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:24,250 I will cut you, Pandora. I swear to God. 231 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:28,875 [Alex] You were right. 232 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:31,833 Twenty Scotch eggs is too many. 233 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,833 [James] Jesus Christ. What a day! 234 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,083 [Seph] I'm gonna kill her. 235 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:38,333 Seriously. 236 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:41,208 I'm gonna go round there tomorrow and I'm gonna skin her alive 237 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,083 and wear her as a coat to a fucking party. 238 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,916 [James] Seph! [Seph] Dan would want to stick with her. 239 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,791 He would! He'd probably come back and help. 240 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,083 [James] Just calm down. 241 00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:55,666 Al... 242 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,583 Al. 243 00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:04,791 -[Seph] Alex-- -Can I please not talk about it? 244 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:20,833 All right. Good night. 245 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:22,750 Night. 246 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,416 Are you okay? 247 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,541 -What? -I just... 248 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:29,625 Nothing. 249 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:31,958 Sleep well. 250 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,375 You too. 251 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,875 I'll just be in there... 252 00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,166 Obviously. 253 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:37,458 See you. 254 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:39,500 Okay. 255 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,000 Al? 256 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,583 Tea. 257 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,708 I love you. 258 00:16:58,833 --> 00:16:59,791 I can't breathe. 259 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,083 Yogurt is so in trend right now. You got FroYo... I grow my own yogurt. 260 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,291 -What? Bacteria? -Yeah. Bacteria. 261 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:12,666 Anyway, Alex is gonna tell you about the copy. 262 00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:16,208 Alex? 263 00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:19,666 Alex... 264 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,333 -Alex... -My ashes! 265 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 -Alex. -Yes! 266 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:25,583 Sorry. 267 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,291 Yogurt. 268 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:44,000 But, Madan, this is what I'm saying... I don't think you are depressed. 269 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,500 -Well... I... -If you'll let me finish, please. 270 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,708 -Sorry. -I think you are lonely... 271 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,250 and a little bit tired. 272 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,916 Madan, I've just seen the clock. I'm afraid we're out of time. 273 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,208 But if you just let what I've said... 274 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:00,875 marinate. 275 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,666 -Okay? And... -Okay. 276 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,875 keep filling out the mood-sheets. 277 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:06,625 Namaste. 278 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:09,500 Divorce. 279 00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:11,250 I don't think he's very bright. 280 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:13,291 He's... 281 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:17,750 Into REM? 282 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,916 Lovely. 283 00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:20,875 Coffee? 284 00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:22,833 Yeah. Thank you. 285 00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:25,375 Decaf for me. Madan's left me slightly wired. 286 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:26,916 Sure. 287 00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:31,166 Oh, talk to me. 288 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,166 -What? -Your friends. Your dead friends? 289 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:34,625 Oh! 290 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,750 Oh, you need to talk about it. 291 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,291 -You must talk about it. -Yeah. 292 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:43,666 Words are a paddle. They're like a rudder through pain, you know? 293 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,291 Am I making any sense? 294 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,791 Yeah, I think so. 295 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,375 Don't think of me as your boss. 296 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:50,625 Thanks. 297 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,541 -Don't think of me as James' boss's wife. -No. 298 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,250 No, I'm... I'm a human being, just like you... 299 00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:57,541 and I'm here for you. 300 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,583 Anything you want, anything at all. 301 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:01,625 You're in the right place, actually. 302 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,250 I totally get it. 303 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,458 Well, actually I was-- 304 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:08,208 Are there any Jaffa Cakes, by the way? 305 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,000 -No-- -Fuck! 306 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,833 Sorry. I don't need them. 307 00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:13,750 I don't need them. 308 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:16,208 It's Pavlov's dogs, actually. It's the smell of the coffee. 309 00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:17,958 Sorry. 310 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,916 Carry on. 311 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,625 Well... 312 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:26,583 Actually, I was gonna ask you if I could take a week off. 313 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:32,541 What? 314 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,791 I mean, it's simple, it's minimalist. 315 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,875 This generation YouTube, and have no attention span. 316 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,833 At the end of the day, it's yogurt. 317 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,083 It's not, I don't know... atomic fusion, is it? 318 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,041 Does Johannes mean nothing to you? 319 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,250 -What? No-- -He's a baby. 320 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,750 You are proposing leaving a baby on his own for a week. 321 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,625 -Well, to be fair-- -A week! 322 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,583 What's that thing that Bono did, when he clicked his fingers? 323 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:01,750 Yeah, a child dies. 324 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,875 Every time I do that is the time it takes for someone to eat yogurt. 325 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:05,875 Fifteen dead kids. 326 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,541 At least, because some people eat slowly. 327 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,083 This is actually classic, Seph. This is textbook. 328 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,333 I gotta tell you that your friend is dead. There's nothing you can do about it. 329 00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:16,208 It's a truth that we never want to acknowledge 330 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:19,208 that there is a skull at the banquet, there is a worm at the core... 331 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:20,708 Death is the final answer. 332 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,291 I've just been fired. 333 00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:31,416 Let's do it. 334 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,041 Let's scatter Dan. 335 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,666 -She really said that? -Yeah. 336 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:49,958 Fuck. Wow. 337 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,458 She didn't actually fire me until I pointed out 338 00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:55,041 that she's there, you know, all the time, 339 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:58,208 and I am, therefore, somewhat surplus to requirements. 340 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,875 -You know what she bought the other day? -What? 341 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,916 -An almond milker. -What? 342 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,958 I shit you not. 343 00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:05,500 She was shouting at me, 344 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,791 telling me I had no sense of responsibility, 345 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,500 and I had this beautiful moment of clarity. 346 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,666 I thought, "This woman milks nuts. 347 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,333 She milks them. 348 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,458 I mean, what am I doing? 349 00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:19,875 What am I doing with my life?" 350 00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:22,833 So I told her to go fuck herself. 351 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,791 -Very strong choice. -Thank you. 352 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,416 Were your lot not sympathetic? 353 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,875 What? 354 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:34,208 -About the funeral. -Yeah, I didn't tell them. 355 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,333 What? 356 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,125 Nothing. 357 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:44,666 I don't know. We just decided. 358 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,583 Thank you. 359 00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:46,541 What? 360 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,333 No, not a whim. 361 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:50,750 Oh, for God's sake! 362 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:52,333 We're driving across Britain. 363 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:53,750 It's not fucking Mexico! 364 00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:57,583 I... I don't give a shit what you say, James. 365 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I really don't. 366 00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:01,083 But I'm not sorry, am I? 367 00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:06,833 Oh, for God's sake! Look, I... I don't expect you to understand it. 368 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,833 Okay? Because you never liked him. 369 00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:10,291 Did you? 370 00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:12,291 You... I... I'll... 371 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,166 I'll call you tomorrow... possibly. 372 00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:16,416 Bye. 373 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,166 Dickhead! 374 00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:24,750 How's that working out for you? 375 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:26,416 Delicious. 376 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,916 I still can't believe Dan didn't tell us. 377 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:34,875 I can. 378 00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:38,416 'Cause then you can just sort of get on with it, can't you? 379 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,291 Oh, my God, that's what you'd do, isn't it? 380 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:43,916 Yeah, probably. 381 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,250 [car revs] 382 00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:52,083 [mobile phone vibrating] 383 00:22:57,958 --> 00:22:59,166 [Seph] Have you spoken to her yet? 384 00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:00,166 Nope. 385 00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:02,125 -Not at all? -No. 386 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,000 -You will have to, you know? -No. 387 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,958 I mean, what about all your stuff? 388 00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:11,166 It's just stuff. 389 00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:13,583 Went out and bought more clothes this morning. 390 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:18,583 I mean, what about your laptop and your passport? 391 00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:20,291 She's literally got all your stuff, Al. 392 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:21,375 Look, it's just stuff. 393 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:22,958 Seriously, I don't care. 394 00:23:23,416 --> 00:23:24,750 If there'd been a fire... Right? 395 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:26,625 If there'd been a massive fire in the flat... 396 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:28,166 then I'd have lost it all anyway. 397 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:30,291 So that's what it's like. That's how I'm seeing it. 398 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,958 There was a massive fire or bomb and all my stuff was lost... 399 00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:34,458 and she died. 400 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,166 I mean, yes, the literal facts are that she's not dead... 401 00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,958 and that she's got all my stuff. 402 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:44,500 But it's how you look at it. 403 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:57,458 So, rather excitingly, we seem to have got beyond Wirral, 404 00:23:57,541 --> 00:23:59,666 and are now in the middle of bum fat nowhere! 405 00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:01,541 Where possible, do a U-turn. 406 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,916 Do a U-turn. 407 00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:06,291 Maybe just do a U-turn-- 408 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:08,125 Just shut up! It'll come back in a minute. 409 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:11,500 Look, we are here, okay? Glastonbury is here. 410 00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:14,041 We are driving in the opposite fucking direction. 411 00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:16,166 -You sure? -Yes! I'm-- 412 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,166 Hang on. Are you holding it the wrong way around? 413 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,750 Please, just get in the car before I punch you in the mouth. 414 00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:29,500 Okay. 415 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:34,666 Oh, hello! 416 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:37,583 Ah, Glastonbury Abbey. 417 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,916 Beautiful. Always wanted to come back here. 418 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,875 Could you just turn me around so I can see it? 419 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:45,083 Oh, it's beautiful. 420 00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:47,583 Yeah, you can turn me back now. 421 00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:56,958 Okay, so... I came here once, when I was a toddler, with Dad. 422 00:24:57,041 --> 00:24:58,125 It was his favorite place. 423 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,875 And apparently, I took down my pants 424 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:03,916 and peed against one of the ruins like a dog. 425 00:25:05,458 --> 00:25:06,500 Cocked my leg. 426 00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:08,916 Very embarrassing. 427 00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:14,625 Anyway, this place is meant to be, you know, important. 428 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:17,625 King Arthur's buried here, supposedly. It's pretty glam. 429 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:22,541 And three unnamed Saxon kings. Less glam, sure, but... 430 00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:24,333 Dad loved it. 431 00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:26,583 Came here all the time when he was at university. 432 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:28,291 "Spiritual." 433 00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:30,375 [Dan] That's what he said... Spiritual. 434 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,375 And, yeah, he wasn't, you know, like that. 435 00:25:34,916 --> 00:25:35,916 So... 436 00:25:36,541 --> 00:25:37,458 I believed him... 437 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:39,166 more. 438 00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,041 Yeah. I mean, I don't know about that stuff. 439 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,625 But I don't want it to be that all I could say about the place 440 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,041 is that I once took a piss on it. 441 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:49,750 And Dad wanted to be cremated... 442 00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:50,875 scattered here. 443 00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:52,708 But no one listened to him. They buried him. 444 00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:53,833 Did I ever tell you that? 445 00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:55,625 His fucking sister! 446 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:58,250 Yeah! Good one, Mandy! 447 00:25:58,791 --> 00:25:59,666 Twat. 448 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:04,333 So... 449 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:08,500 I want a bit of me here. 450 00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:11,708 'Cause a bit of me means a bit of him. 451 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,250 Well, someone made you a lovely dinner. 452 00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:28,958 [chuckles] 453 00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:30,875 And Al... Fuck. 454 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:35,833 Al has been talked into lending Pandora 500 quid. 455 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,458 Yeah, I think you should probably dump her, mate. 456 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,041 Life is too short... 457 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,583 even if you're not me. 458 00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:46,000 It's fucking nothing. It just goes. 459 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:49,416 We waste so much time... 460 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:53,375 and look, I know you. I know that neither of you are very happy. 461 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,375 Not really. 462 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:55,541 Not at the moment. 463 00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:58,375 So, look, this trip is not just about me. 464 00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:00,708 I want you both to have time... 465 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:04,166 to get some space, to just work out... 466 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:09,250 I don't know, just work out some stuff, whatever that means. 467 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:11,166 I mean, I can help you, because... 468 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:14,208 Well, you have to listen to me. You can't ignore me because... 469 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,458 I'm dying. 470 00:27:16,791 --> 00:27:17,666 I'm dead. 471 00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:19,791 Ha... 472 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,458 Yeah, I'm dead. 473 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,333 Yeah, and I'm telling you, this is the worst thing... 474 00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:34,291 Feeling like you haven't made the most 475 00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:37,750 of every tiny little second you've breathed. 476 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,166 Okay, so... 477 00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:52,125 This... 478 00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:54,583 is for you two. 479 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:57,958 This is appropriate because... 480 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,125 it's Kerouac. 481 00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:03,500 Though you'll probably be frequenting more Little Chefs than he did. 482 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,875 "The only people for me are the mad ones. 483 00:28:09,541 --> 00:28:11,250 The ones who are mad to live, 484 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:12,708 mad to talk, 485 00:28:12,916 --> 00:28:14,250 mad to be saved, 486 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:17,708 desirous of everything at the same time. 487 00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,916 The ones who never yawn... 488 00:28:20,041 --> 00:28:22,083 or say a commonplace thing, 489 00:28:22,208 --> 00:28:25,375 but burn, burn, burn... 490 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:29,375 like fabulous yellow Roman candles... 491 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,666 exploding like spiders across the stars." 492 00:28:35,625 --> 00:28:36,500 What? 493 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,958 Not allowed. We've never allowed scattering. 494 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,083 No way, Jose. 495 00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:43,041 But why? I mean, it's just ash. 496 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,375 He's just ash. 497 00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:45,750 Let me stop you right there. 498 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,041 It's not just ash. 499 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:50,125 That contains human bones and other parts of a human. 500 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,833 We're a significant archaeological site... 501 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,125 and we've got badgers. 502 00:28:58,083 --> 00:28:58,958 What? 503 00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:00,958 I can give you a guided tour. 504 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:02,708 Okay. 505 00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:04,291 Six pounds each. 506 00:29:06,041 --> 00:29:07,166 I won't charge you for him. 507 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:16,333 And you'll notice that a lot of these tombs are quite small 508 00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:19,125 because people in Medieval times were very short. 509 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,375 Their stature... 510 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,250 But I don't believe King Arthur would have been short of stature. 511 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:25,083 I think he would have been a strapping man. 512 00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,041 Handsome, with flowing hair... probably quite muscular. 513 00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:32,541 Of course, his wife, Guinevere, cheated on him... 514 00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:35,250 with a knight, Sir Lancelot. 515 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:40,208 Because in those days, women could also be cheating, lying whores 516 00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:42,250 as they are now. 517 00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:44,791 This... 518 00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:49,208 Said to be the final resting place of King Arthur. 519 00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:50,916 Right, so it's all right for him? 520 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,875 Different times. 521 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:53,791 It's different times. 522 00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:56,541 It's better times. 523 00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:03,208 -Quickly, whilst her back's turned! -What? 524 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:06,083 It's never fully turned. 525 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:10,958 I can't believe we fucked up already. 526 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,625 -It's the first place, and we can't do it! -Seph. 527 00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:16,083 I mean, you know that stuff would hurt his dad, Al. 528 00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,416 I mean, his poor dad. 529 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,208 It's not our fault. Come on, Seph, it's... 530 00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:21,375 It's... You know, it's... the badgers. 531 00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:28,708 I might... 532 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:30,958 have a solution. 533 00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,291 -Thank you so much. -Thank you. 534 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:45,833 There he is. 535 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,375 It's better this way, isn't it? 536 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:53,833 Because he can stay here, and he won't be floating about all... 537 00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:55,833 loose. 538 00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:57,833 Yeah. 539 00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,750 He'll be between here and the gift shop. 540 00:30:59,875 --> 00:31:01,666 And I'll take him out at lunch times. 541 00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:02,833 Thank you. 542 00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:05,583 And on fag breaks, if I start smoking again. 543 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,833 -I might do. Might... Might not. -Right. 544 00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:13,833 Don't worry. I won't use him as an ashtray. I... 545 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:16,708 I'm gonna look after him. I promise. 546 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,458 [sobbing] 547 00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:21,250 [Seph] Sorry. 548 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:23,666 It's okay. 549 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,708 People are just so... 550 00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:28,625 weird and... kind. 551 00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:29,708 I know. I know. 552 00:31:29,791 --> 00:31:31,500 Take him outside at lunchtime... 553 00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:33,541 God! 554 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:37,041 -Hi. -Jesus! 555 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:40,416 Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. I just heard... 556 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:44,333 I just heard you... Heard sobbing. 557 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,791 Sorry, I was just having a... 558 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,500 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 559 00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:49,500 Here. 560 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,375 Oh, my God. Thank you. 561 00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:54,125 They've got a protective balm. 562 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:58,083 It's quite... It's quite soothing if you've got, you know, sensitive skin... 563 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,083 or something. 564 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:02,208 -I do have sensitive skin. -Yeah. 565 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,708 What you girls doing tonight? 566 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,541 I'm Adam, by the way. 567 00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:15,750 Hi, Adam. 568 00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,375 [Seph] Hey, this is Seph's phone. 569 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:22,041 Wait for the beep and then say something fascinating... 570 00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:24,458 or offer me money! Thanks. Bye. 571 00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:28,625 Hey, babe, it's me. 572 00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:32,250 Yeah, I'm sorry about earlier. I... I guess I was just worried. 573 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:33,208 That's all. 574 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:35,083 But you're right. I was being a dick. 575 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:38,666 But the good part of it is I've got your job back. 576 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,500 So, yeah, I just hope you don't mind that. 577 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:45,125 I spoke to Tim and I just explained to him that, you know, it's been a bit of a... 578 00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:46,708 You know, you're not... 579 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:49,958 Yeah. So, anyway, it's all fine. All's forgiven. 580 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,125 So you don't need to sign on... 581 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:53,750 or go on the game. 582 00:32:54,416 --> 00:32:56,333 Bad spot, either of those decisions. 583 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:57,625 Obviously. 584 00:32:58,583 --> 00:33:00,541 Right. Okay. Love you. 585 00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:01,541 Bye. 586 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,583 Yeah, it's just a small kind of gathering. 587 00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:07,750 Friends not foes. 588 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:09,166 You don't have the foes in here. 589 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,916 They can't dance, and they piss in the cider. 590 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,833 How... How long are we going to be here for? 591 00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:27,958 -What? -An hour? Two hours? What? 592 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:32,250 I don't know. Can't we just stay and see what happens? 593 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:34,583 Yeah, okay. I'm just... I'm just checking. 594 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:36,958 Look, you need to chill out, okay? Just relax. 595 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:39,500 Use tonight to listen to yourself-- 596 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:41,750 Right. I can take that shit from Dan. He is dead. 597 00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:42,708 You? No. 598 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,958 Listen, Sparky. How about you interact with some new people 599 00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:47,458 and chill the fuck out? 600 00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:51,166 Hey, don't leave me on my-- 601 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:52,958 [dance music playing] 602 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:39,333 [chattering] 603 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:56,666 -Oh, my God! -Alex... 604 00:34:56,750 --> 00:34:57,625 Ashes... 605 00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:02,291 -You all right? -Oh, God. 606 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:05,125 -You okay? -Sorry. I just... zoned out. 607 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:06,083 Yeah. 608 00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:09,333 Thanks. 609 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,708 -Your mate... -Yeah. 610 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,250 -She's seeing anyone? -Yes. 611 00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:15,333 Yeah, I thought so. 612 00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:22,000 -How about you? -Me? 613 00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:23,875 -Yeah. -I'm a massive bender, sorry. 614 00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:27,041 Fair dues. 615 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:29,333 Fair dues. 616 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:39,291 -I'll be on. -Good. 617 00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:51,791 [Sophie] Adam rescued me in London. 618 00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:52,708 Really? 619 00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:55,541 I'd been there for a couple of weeks or something. It was a Sunday. 620 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,041 Really busy. 621 00:35:57,541 --> 00:36:00,375 And I was on my way to the fucking, I don't know, Tate or something... 622 00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:02,750 and this pigeon shat on me. 623 00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:05,500 -And then an old man flashed me. -Oh, God! 624 00:36:05,625 --> 00:36:08,041 And I was eating this awful sandwich. 625 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,250 She told me it was halloumi and it wasn't. 626 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,500 I just started crying. 627 00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,375 Bawling, you know, like a little kid. 628 00:36:16,583 --> 00:36:19,041 And then... Adam just appeared. 629 00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,125 I don't know how. He was just there. 630 00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:24,791 He gave me this hug... 631 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:27,333 and he told me everything was gonna be okay... 632 00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:31,500 and that he knew somewhere where I might be a bit happier. 633 00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:33,125 He does seem pretty... 634 00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,458 -Pretty cool. -He's amazing. 635 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:50,125 [fire crackling] 636 00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:21,208 [Adam] ...and they're dead. 637 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,458 And they burn out, but... 638 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:25,625 but in the future. 639 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,250 No, hang on. 640 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,250 Yeah... The past. 641 00:37:34,083 --> 00:37:36,708 They're the past. We... We're looking at the past... 642 00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:39,500 because they're... They're dead. 643 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,291 But, to us, they are still burning. 644 00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:45,958 That is... That is life from the past. 645 00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:47,958 You know, that is life. 646 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:52,166 You know, The Tudors or something. 647 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:55,458 And we just waste... 648 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,041 this time. 649 00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:00,333 And waste our lives just... 650 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:05,541 worrying about things that don't even matter. Like... 651 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,583 am I too fat? 652 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:11,833 Does she still love me? 653 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:16,916 Why did I get that tattoo? It sucks a bit. 654 00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:23,500 And we fight each other and kill each other and argue about... 655 00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:27,416 my God is better than your God and all that shit. 656 00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:31,958 And all the while, we are... 657 00:38:33,791 --> 00:38:36,041 we are looking out at death. 658 00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:39,625 And it's really beautiful. 659 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:45,083 And that is actually, literally... 660 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:48,916 lighting up the fucking sky at night. 661 00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:53,541 We should just... We should just be calm... 662 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,125 and say... 663 00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:57,791 And say, "Oh, fuck it. 664 00:38:58,708 --> 00:38:59,708 It doesn't matter." 665 00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:01,416 'Cause... 666 00:39:02,666 --> 00:39:03,750 nothing matters. 667 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:06,875 Because it's okay. 668 00:39:09,458 --> 00:39:10,708 God, Adam. 669 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:12,500 Sorry, I got a bit-- 670 00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:13,833 No! 671 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,708 Dan would have really liked you. 672 00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:20,666 Yeah. Yeah, he would. 673 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,333 I'd say that is a profound compliment. 674 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:30,458 -To Dan. -To Dan. 675 00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:31,583 -To Dan. -To Dan. 676 00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:49,916 Have you seen my shoes? 677 00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:53,000 No. 678 00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:58,458 Jesus. 679 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,458 Alex? 680 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:06,916 Alex! 681 00:40:12,083 --> 00:40:12,958 Alex. 682 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,500 Fuck. What? 683 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,791 Alex, it's okay. It's me. 684 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,583 Oh, Jesus... How I... Christ. 685 00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:21,041 I know. 686 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:22,500 Where the fuck are we? 687 00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:23,958 On a farm. 688 00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:25,750 Oh, God. 689 00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:29,041 It's fine. Come on. Let's just go. It's... It's fine. 690 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,250 We'll get some breakfast on the way. 691 00:40:44,416 --> 00:40:45,625 Ahoy there! 692 00:40:46,541 --> 00:40:47,708 -Oh, hi. -How are you? 693 00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:48,875 Bit rough, yeah? 694 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:51,958 What time are we off? 695 00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,041 What? 696 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,458 Come in the car with us. We'll take you. 697 00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,416 -Really? -Yeah. 698 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,458 Yeah. 699 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:02,041 Cardiff, yeah. 700 00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:03,708 Cardiff. 701 00:41:05,041 --> 00:41:07,041 Girls are just getting their shit together, so... 702 00:41:07,125 --> 00:41:08,333 I'll see you in a sec, yeah? 703 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:10,458 Road trip. 704 00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,916 [Adam] Music can be a distraction. 705 00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:21,958 Sometimes... 706 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,083 You know, sometimes it's better just to... 707 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:28,916 to listen to what's already there... out there in the ether. 708 00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:33,875 You know, you just listen. You lis-- 709 00:41:34,916 --> 00:41:35,791 Listen. 710 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,666 And... And see what you can hear. 711 00:41:38,791 --> 00:41:39,666 See... 712 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:41,708 Now I can hear... 713 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,791 Now you could hear the rain. 714 00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:45,625 Pitter patter, pitter patter, pitter patter. 715 00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:47,666 And I could hear... 716 00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:49,958 hear the road beneath us. 717 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,500 You know, that's a constant... 718 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,875 Sorry. 719 00:41:54,791 --> 00:41:55,833 It's quite... 720 00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:57,541 Yeah, it's quite a rough surface. 721 00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:01,250 All part of the journey, though. Isn't it? 722 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:03,500 And... 723 00:42:04,416 --> 00:42:05,250 [mobile phone vibrating] 724 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,375 Vibration. What's that vibration? 725 00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:11,958 That's... That's actually... That's the vibration of my phone. 726 00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:14,833 See? Who... Who is it? Who's that? 727 00:42:14,916 --> 00:42:18,208 Who's... Yeah, probably. 728 00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:21,083 Cool. We'll call him back later. 729 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,500 And then there's all of us together. 730 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,625 There's all our energy together. 731 00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:29,708 Can you hear the buzz? 732 00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:33,041 That's the buzz. The buzz of us. 733 00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:36,833 Is this your car? 734 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,875 -No it's Dan's stepdad's. -Who's Dan? 735 00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:42,958 Oh, shoot. Sorry. Sorry. 736 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,041 Sorry. 737 00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,333 [car revs] 738 00:43:02,666 --> 00:43:03,875 You guys want anything? 739 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,333 No, we're all right. Thanks. 740 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:08,458 Cool. See you in a second. 741 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,708 Actually, I should probably go for a wee. 742 00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:16,000 -Wait. -What? 743 00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,791 -I'm not driving up to Cardiff. -What? 744 00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:21,375 I know, I know. I'm a terrible person. But... 745 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,041 I'm not doing it. 746 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:24,666 They're weird. 747 00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:27,541 He's old and... they're weird! 748 00:43:28,125 --> 00:43:29,416 They make me feel panicky. 749 00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:30,958 What if I end up like that? 750 00:43:31,333 --> 00:43:34,333 I mean, is that what happens when you're arty, but essentially a big shit? 751 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:38,458 He has the charisma of a benign Charles Manson. 752 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,333 -I don't like it! -But... 753 00:43:40,791 --> 00:43:42,166 I'll end up killing one of them. 754 00:43:42,541 --> 00:43:45,833 I swear to God, I'll use one of them as a weapon to kill the other two. 755 00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,291 Right. But, I mean, can we... 756 00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:50,541 I mean, could we just leave them? 757 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:54,166 Dan would have hated them. 758 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:55,875 He hates them. 759 00:43:57,916 --> 00:44:01,083 [car revving] 760 00:44:26,166 --> 00:44:27,166 I feel really bad. 761 00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:28,375 Oh, shut up. 762 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:30,041 I think we should go back and get them. 763 00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:31,166 No way! 764 00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:33,250 But, seriously, what if something happens to them? 765 00:44:33,333 --> 00:44:35,791 Look, Alex, we've done a bad thing, okay? 766 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:36,750 Just... 767 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,958 try and enjoy it. 768 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:42,250 [soft song playing thru radio] 769 00:45:07,625 --> 00:45:08,500 What? 770 00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:10,750 Welcome to Wales. 771 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,416 You are now in Wales. 772 00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:17,333 [Seph] Where does your mum live? 773 00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:18,916 [Alex] Why? 774 00:45:20,041 --> 00:45:21,333 [Seph] I don't know. Never met her. 775 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000 [Alex] Well, why would you? 776 00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:26,541 I've met most people's mums. You've met mine. 777 00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:30,041 I don't know... 778 00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,541 I've known you for nearly ten years. 779 00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:36,125 We're scattering the ashes of our newly dead friend. 780 00:45:36,208 --> 00:45:38,833 And you're telling me that me meeting your mum would be... what? 781 00:45:39,583 --> 00:45:41,750 Taking this to an inappropriate level of intimacy? 782 00:45:58,250 --> 00:46:00,958 Do I look like children's TV presenter in this scarf? 783 00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:02,458 What? No. Shut up. 784 00:46:04,541 --> 00:46:06,208 They're different to your mum, so... 785 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:07,708 Don't be a dick. 786 00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:11,958 Now, listen. I haven't told her what we're doing on the phone. 787 00:46:12,041 --> 00:46:13,250 I haven't told her about Dan. 788 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,666 What? Why? 789 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:15,958 Just because. 790 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,958 Please don't say anything. She'll get upset. 791 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:23,791 I've said we're scattering your granny. 792 00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:25,250 What? 793 00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:33,458 -Hello. -Hello. Hi. 794 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,458 Come in. 795 00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:47,333 What a lovely thing you're doing for your nan. 796 00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:50,208 Oh, well, you know, it's what she wanted. 797 00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:54,083 You'll stay tonight, won't you? 798 00:46:54,666 --> 00:46:56,250 Mum, I told you, we... We got to-- 799 00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:57,166 Come on, Al? 800 00:46:58,458 --> 00:46:59,375 We'd love to. 801 00:47:00,458 --> 00:47:01,375 Brilliant! 802 00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:04,375 Yeah, I got the bedding out just in case. 803 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,083 Chicken kiev's okay for your tea? 804 00:47:09,666 --> 00:47:10,500 Lovely. 805 00:47:11,958 --> 00:47:13,416 I'll... I'll put the oven on. 806 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,083 What's wrong with you? 807 00:47:18,541 --> 00:47:20,000 She's so nice. 808 00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:24,750 Do you need a hand, Shelle? 809 00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:36,375 It's a new carpet? 810 00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:38,041 It is, yes. 811 00:47:38,583 --> 00:47:40,500 Do you know Dai's lad down the hill? 812 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:41,583 No. 813 00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:44,500 He lives down the hill. 814 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,791 This is our postman, Dai Persephone. 815 00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,000 Oh, right. 816 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,416 But he's got a son, Dai does. 817 00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:52,916 Evan, his name is... 818 00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:54,791 from his first marriage. 819 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:56,625 Didn't work out. 820 00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,041 She ran off with a man from the Council. 821 00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:02,166 Nasty piece of work. 822 00:48:02,791 --> 00:48:03,708 Malcolm... 823 00:48:04,291 --> 00:48:05,416 Smelt like bacon. 824 00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,208 Anyway, Evan's a sweet lad, 825 00:48:08,291 --> 00:48:10,750 and he runs his own carpet shop. 826 00:48:10,958 --> 00:48:12,166 He does it on the Internet, 827 00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:14,458 as well as having a little shop you can go into. 828 00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:15,750 Making a killing. 829 00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:19,333 Actually, more like a genocide, in terms of numbers, apparently. 830 00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:22,041 Anyway, he knew I needed a new carpet 831 00:48:22,250 --> 00:48:24,375 because I've been going on about it for months. 832 00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:26,750 And I was down his way about a fortnight ago, 833 00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:28,875 and he said to me, "Oye, Shelle! 834 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:32,125 I am doing a certain kind of carpet for half price this week." 835 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:33,708 And I said, "All right, are you?" 836 00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:34,958 And he said, "Yes"! 837 00:48:36,083 --> 00:48:37,458 Oh, he fitted the whole thing. 838 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,000 Only took about an hour. 839 00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:42,250 Oh, it's lovely. 840 00:48:43,208 --> 00:48:44,125 It is lovely. 841 00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:45,750 It's a lovely color. 842 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:47,458 Oh, thank you. 843 00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:51,750 Do you like it? 844 00:48:53,875 --> 00:48:55,791 Yeah. Yeah, it's quite nice. 845 00:49:00,958 --> 00:49:02,250 She doesn't know about Dan... 846 00:49:03,916 --> 00:49:04,916 What about Pandora? 847 00:49:07,791 --> 00:49:09,333 Does she even know about her? 848 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:13,458 Al, does she know you're gay? 849 00:49:28,708 --> 00:49:30,000 [phone vibrating and dinging] 850 00:49:41,375 --> 00:49:42,958 Hey. It's me. 851 00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:46,041 Can you call me please? 852 00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:47,750 It feels weird. 853 00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:51,416 I've been doing some very weird things since you've not been here. 854 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:54,083 Just ate a pack of crisps on the toilet. 855 00:49:57,916 --> 00:49:58,750 And... 856 00:50:00,166 --> 00:50:02,041 I've been feeling bad about Dan. 857 00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:05,208 I didn't hate him. 858 00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:07,333 He just... 859 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:11,041 could be a bit of a twat sometimes, couldn't he? 860 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:14,958 But I didn't hate him. 861 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:47,375 All right. Bye. 862 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,208 Look after her, won't you? 863 00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:53,791 Of course, I will. 864 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Thanks for having us. 865 00:51:01,791 --> 00:51:02,625 Al... 866 00:51:02,708 --> 00:51:04,875 I really do not want to talk about it, okay? 867 00:51:10,125 --> 00:51:11,625 [car engine starting] 868 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000 What? 869 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:19,250 This can't be right. 870 00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:22,958 Oh, let's just watch the video. 871 00:51:23,541 --> 00:51:25,166 [Dan] And what is the significance... 872 00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,166 of Livid Nightclub, you ask? 873 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:28,791 Well, traveling friends, 874 00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:32,708 you are standing by the hallowed ground upon which I lost my virginity 875 00:51:32,791 --> 00:51:34,583 on a geography field trip. 876 00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:36,833 It was beautiful. 877 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:39,916 I mean, sure, it was in a toilet, but it was beautiful. 878 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:43,166 I was 13. She was a bit older. 879 00:51:43,291 --> 00:51:44,583 We both had train tracks, 880 00:51:44,916 --> 00:51:48,125 and I had a light smattering of acne on my top lip. 881 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:49,708 Hot. 882 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:52,000 And as a result of my love affair, 883 00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:54,458 I remember very little about shale formation, 884 00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:55,458 and the word fannies. 885 00:51:58,625 --> 00:51:59,583 Fuck. 886 00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:03,083 Cheers. 887 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:08,375 So... 888 00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:10,416 I was Googling this... 889 00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:13,833 thing today. It's crazy. You should do it. 890 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000 Apparently, it's a one in 800,000 chance... 891 00:52:18,083 --> 00:52:20,375 of someone my age getting pancreatic cancer. 892 00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:23,291 One in 800,000! 893 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:25,041 Lucky. 894 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,083 Yeah, basically, very special. 895 00:52:29,875 --> 00:52:30,750 Okay. Right. 896 00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:32,875 We're gonna play a game. 897 00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:36,958 I want... I want each of you to tell the other one 898 00:52:37,083 --> 00:52:39,083 something about yourself that they don't know. 899 00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:40,916 Do it now. Pause the video. 900 00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:42,291 Pause the video! 901 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:44,500 Oh, come on. 902 00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:47,833 I don't think I'm in love with James anymore. 903 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:50,958 What? 904 00:52:53,416 --> 00:52:55,583 -Well, what are you going to do? -I don't know. 905 00:52:58,166 --> 00:52:59,000 You go. 906 00:52:59,416 --> 00:53:01,416 What? No. I'm sorry. Can we just... 907 00:53:02,041 --> 00:53:03,375 [Dan] Okay, here's a fun fact. 908 00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:06,750 Fun? Yeah, it's actually quite weird. 909 00:53:08,541 --> 00:53:09,583 That you have both... 910 00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:12,458 at some point in your lives... 911 00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:16,625 given me a blowjob. 912 00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:20,791 Awkward! 913 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,541 Fuck. I'm sorry. I'm awful. 914 00:53:26,041 --> 00:53:27,083 We're awful. 915 00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:32,791 Yeah, I love you both very much. But... 916 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:35,458 not in a sexy way. 917 00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:38,625 I'm just glad we worked that out before I died. 918 00:53:42,541 --> 00:53:43,958 Not that it worked out much else. 919 00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:47,666 Fuck, I always thought I would know eventually. 920 00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:49,333 You know... 921 00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:52,583 I mean, definitely before I fucking died, I thought I'd settle. 922 00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:55,708 And I'd have a husband or a wife 923 00:53:55,791 --> 00:53:58,750 and we'd be 80, living in charming artistic squalor. 924 00:54:00,791 --> 00:54:03,458 Okay, Seph, you need to ask Al to tell you... 925 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:04,708 about Amy. 926 00:54:05,916 --> 00:54:07,125 That one is serious, Al. 927 00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:08,708 You need to do that, okay? 928 00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:11,541 Just please. 929 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,333 Because I know I'm the only person you told, Al. And... 930 00:54:15,958 --> 00:54:18,416 I'm not gonna be around anymore. I won't be able to help you. 931 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,958 So just tell someone else. 932 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:21,083 All right, Yoda! 933 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:22,458 Jesus. 934 00:54:35,291 --> 00:54:37,041 [Al] All right, go on, then. When did you do it? 935 00:54:37,625 --> 00:54:38,500 Years ago. 936 00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:40,166 That time we went to Corfu. 937 00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:42,583 And you all became convinced I was an alcoholic. 938 00:54:42,708 --> 00:54:43,541 Oh, yeah. 939 00:54:43,666 --> 00:54:45,916 You took me to an AA meeting in a Taverna. 940 00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:49,083 When did you do it? 941 00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:52,083 At his mum's house. 942 00:54:52,791 --> 00:54:54,041 One of his birthdays... 943 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:55,833 It was fancy dress... 944 00:54:56,416 --> 00:54:57,541 and I was wearing a crown. 945 00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:00,041 I initiated the whole thing. 946 00:55:00,125 --> 00:55:01,250 -Did you? -Yeah. 947 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:02,416 Brazen. 948 00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:05,208 Did you keep your crown on? 949 00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:06,250 Yes. 950 00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:11,833 James? 951 00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:14,208 Oh, God. 952 00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:18,875 I mean, he's nice and he's kind and... 953 00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:20,958 he's all other things. 954 00:55:21,291 --> 00:55:22,250 All of them. 955 00:55:23,125 --> 00:55:24,041 But... 956 00:55:24,750 --> 00:55:27,375 It's got to the point where I can read his face so well. 957 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:29,458 I know his sex eyes. 958 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:33,083 You know, when someone's trying to initiate sex, right? 959 00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:34,916 And my heart sinks. 960 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:36,958 I just think... 961 00:55:37,958 --> 00:55:39,000 "Go on, then. 962 00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:42,416 Probably less mind-numbing than talking to you for another eight minutes." 963 00:55:42,791 --> 00:55:45,083 I mean, I've had sex out of politeness before... 964 00:55:45,541 --> 00:55:46,541 you know, with people. 965 00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:50,541 When you think this is probably less awkward and time consuming 966 00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:52,333 than explaining to you why I'm backing out. 967 00:55:53,375 --> 00:55:55,083 But it shouldn't be happening with him... 968 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:56,833 with James, should it? 969 00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:58,958 No. Probably not. 970 00:55:59,541 --> 00:56:00,375 [sighs] 971 00:56:04,041 --> 00:56:04,916 Who's Amy? 972 00:56:05,291 --> 00:56:06,166 No. 973 00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:09,875 Let's go to our hotel and get really pissed. 974 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:13,000 Fuck that. Let's take Dan back to Livid. 975 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,208 [loud music playing] 976 00:56:21,416 --> 00:56:22,750 Fuck. It's fucking freezing. 977 00:56:23,291 --> 00:56:24,250 You want my coat? 978 00:56:24,791 --> 00:56:26,500 -It comes at a price. -Fuck off. 979 00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:27,875 Yeah, we're all right. Thanks. 980 00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:29,041 No, he's just being a cock. 981 00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:31,333 Serious. Have it. 982 00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:33,458 Are you sure? 983 00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:37,208 Thanks. 984 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:42,083 [loud music playing] 985 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:12,958 Excuse me. 986 00:57:13,916 --> 00:57:14,791 Excuse me! 987 00:57:27,375 --> 00:57:29,000 Oy! She's got a boyfriend. 988 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:30,541 -So? -So she's got a boyfriend! 989 00:57:30,625 --> 00:57:32,541 -You've got a fucking boyfriend. -You do? 990 00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:35,500 -Maybe. -She does. His name's James. 991 00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:37,500 Oh, piss off, Al. 992 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,916 [moaning] 993 00:58:03,666 --> 00:58:04,958 This is all your fault. 994 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:12,791 Oh, shit. 995 00:58:12,875 --> 00:58:13,791 What? 996 00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:15,500 I need to talk to her. 997 00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:16,958 Okay. 998 00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:18,791 Alone. 999 00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:20,916 Oh, all right. I'll... I'll just stand over here. 1000 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,083 No, you go back inside. I'll find you in a minute. 1001 00:58:24,291 --> 00:58:25,291 Can I get your number? 1002 00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:26,791 I'll find you back inside. 1003 00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:35,416 Did you just shag him? 1004 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:37,791 It was a homage... 1005 00:58:38,791 --> 00:58:39,750 A what? 1006 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,875 An homage to Dan. 1007 00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:44,166 We were in the toilet. 1008 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:47,958 Alex! 1009 00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:50,333 [Seph] Hey, this is Seph's phone. I'm away for a bit. 1010 00:58:50,416 --> 00:58:52,750 But leave me a message and I'll call you when I get back. 1011 00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:55,000 Seph, call me back. Please. 1012 00:58:56,583 --> 00:58:57,875 Please. I know you're pissed off 1013 00:58:57,958 --> 00:59:00,000 but this is starting to make me feel pathetic. 1014 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:04,541 Come on. 1015 00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:06,333 Little mouse... 1016 00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:09,500 I've been to your house... 1017 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:11,583 and you're not there. 1018 00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:13,500 Where are you? 1019 00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:17,375 Where are you? 1020 00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,208 -Alex, wait. -Seph, please. Just stop talking. 1021 00:59:26,291 --> 00:59:27,625 -You all right? -Yes. 1022 00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:29,250 -Good night? -Yeah. Sorry, we're just-- 1023 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,750 -You two having a row? -No. We're-- 1024 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:31,958 You're having a lesbian row? 1025 00:59:32,041 --> 00:59:35,125 -No! We're just... Please. I... -Can we give you a little kiss? 1026 00:59:35,208 --> 00:59:37,125 -No, I'm all right. Thanks. -Back off, mate. 1027 00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:39,833 Just a little kiss. That's all right, innit? 1028 00:59:39,916 --> 00:59:41,500 Are you trying to get him to snog you? 1029 00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:42,458 Jesus Christ. 1030 00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:44,750 -You can touch my cock if you want. -Oh, God. 1031 00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:45,791 I don't... I don't mind. 1032 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,000 Or, you know, you two could get off with each other... 1033 00:59:48,083 --> 00:59:49,375 and I could touch my own cock. 1034 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,666 No. Can you let me... Could we just use the cashpoint? 1035 00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:53,125 Oh, why so sensitive? 1036 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,708 -It's just a fucking joke. -Yeah. 1037 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,041 You wanna touch his cock? 1038 00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:57,458 I've seen it. It's massive. 1039 00:59:57,625 --> 00:59:58,458 Gay. 1040 00:59:58,541 --> 00:59:59,666 Thick as a baby's arm, love. 1041 00:59:59,750 --> 01:00:00,958 Been really nice to meet you. 1042 01:00:01,041 --> 01:00:03,125 Please. I don't wanna touch you or have sex with you. 1043 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:05,166 I'm really tired. I just wanna use the cashpoint. 1044 01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:06,833 So can you please just let me do that? 1045 01:00:08,333 --> 01:00:10,083 You actually think I wanna fuck you? 1046 01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:13,416 You think I... 1047 01:00:14,125 --> 01:00:15,291 would wanna fuck you? 1048 01:00:16,291 --> 01:00:17,416 You arrogant little bitch. 1049 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:18,416 I'm... I'm not... 1050 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:20,750 Well, you know what? I would fuck you. I would. 1051 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:22,458 But I wouldn't like it. 1052 01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:24,041 And neither would you. 1053 01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:27,125 But I'd do it to teach you a lesson, you fucking dike. 1054 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:29,208 [screaming] 1055 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:31,166 What the fuck's the matter with you? 1056 01:00:37,583 --> 01:00:38,666 What the fuck was that? 1057 01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:42,583 I got taught that in self-defense in school. 1058 01:00:43,416 --> 01:00:44,416 Panic row with your arms. 1059 01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:46,500 Confuse the attacker. 1060 01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:49,291 Majority of people don't actually want to assault someone 1061 01:00:49,416 --> 01:00:51,500 who manifests genuine psychiatric problems. 1062 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:53,125 Too much hassle. 1063 01:00:55,416 --> 01:00:57,666 I mean, technically that's the windmill, isn't it? 1064 01:00:58,583 --> 01:00:59,500 Sure. 1065 01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,833 [Seph] Look, we can just go home if you're so fucking furious, Alex. 1066 01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:06,208 [Alex] Dan wanted us to take him to York. 1067 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:07,458 So we're taking him to York. 1068 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:10,500 [Seph] God, I miss him. 1069 01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:12,625 [Alex] Me too. 1070 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:21,458 [radio music playing] 1071 01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:35,833 -My... -Alex? 1072 01:01:35,916 --> 01:01:36,833 ...ashes. 1073 01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:41,083 [mobile phone vibrating] 1074 01:01:57,083 --> 01:01:57,958 Hi, James. 1075 01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:04,958 James says to call him. 1076 01:02:05,458 --> 01:02:06,333 What? 1077 01:02:06,791 --> 01:02:09,041 -Alex, what did you say-- -Fuck off. As if I'd tell him. 1078 01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:11,000 Give me a bit of credit. 1079 01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:13,583 Sorry. 1080 01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:17,250 I just said we're on our way to York and that your phone's run out. 1081 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:22,958 Look, I'm sorry if what I did upset you. 1082 01:02:23,333 --> 01:02:24,291 That's not an apology. 1083 01:02:24,916 --> 01:02:25,791 What? 1084 01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:27,750 If you put the onus on the person's reaction 1085 01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:29,875 rather than what you did, it's not an apology. 1086 01:02:31,583 --> 01:02:33,958 "Sorry for what I did" is being actually sorry. 1087 01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:35,916 "Sorry if what I did upset you" is not. 1088 01:02:36,916 --> 01:02:39,125 You're basically telling me I'm being overly sensitive. 1089 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,375 Jesus Christ. 1090 01:02:41,416 --> 01:02:44,041 -Look, Al. I just wanted-- -We don't have to talk about it. 1091 01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:46,208 -I want to! -Well, I don't. 1092 01:02:46,958 --> 01:02:48,416 -Why not? -Why, do you think? 1093 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:51,000 -It's not the same. -Stop talking about it! 1094 01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:54,333 Look, it's not like I think that what she did to you is okay, Al. 1095 01:02:58,166 --> 01:02:59,500 What the fuck are you doing? 1096 01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:02,125 If I say I don't wanna talk about something, 1097 01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:03,500 I fucking mean it, all right? 1098 01:03:13,416 --> 01:03:14,791 [truck honking] 1099 01:03:17,416 --> 01:03:18,333 Fuck! 1100 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:21,458 Have you ever done an Airbnb before? 1101 01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:24,500 No. Weirdly, I still prefer hotels to complete strangers' houses. 1102 01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:25,458 Excellent. 1103 01:03:26,625 --> 01:03:28,666 So our host's name is Doug. 1104 01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:31,250 Twenty five reviews of people saying what a nice man he is. 1105 01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:33,625 You're gonna get a bonk on him as well, are you? 1106 01:03:35,041 --> 01:03:38,333 [tea kettle whistling] 1107 01:03:41,833 --> 01:03:43,250 My goodness. 1108 01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,166 How tragic! 1109 01:03:46,791 --> 01:03:48,750 Do you know why he chose York? 1110 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:51,125 We tend to find out when we watch the videos. 1111 01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:52,666 I see. 1112 01:03:54,041 --> 01:03:55,000 Must be off. 1113 01:03:55,083 --> 01:03:56,125 Rehearsals. 1114 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:59,125 Look, I'll... I'll leave you these keys. 1115 01:04:00,208 --> 01:04:01,125 Are you an actor? 1116 01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:03,166 Am-dram. 1117 01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:05,208 What are you rehearsing? 1118 01:04:05,666 --> 01:04:06,583 The passion. 1119 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:08,250 The Passion of the Christ. 1120 01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:09,541 All right. Wow. 1121 01:04:09,625 --> 01:04:11,041 Seph's an actress... sometimes. 1122 01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:12,916 Chapeau, my friend. 1123 01:04:13,208 --> 01:04:14,083 Chapeau! 1124 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,250 [chuckles] 1125 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:18,625 [door shuts] 1126 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:40,375 Excuse me. 1127 01:04:41,041 --> 01:04:41,958 -Hi. -Hi. 1128 01:04:42,708 --> 01:04:43,750 -Hi. -Hi. 1129 01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:48,958 -Oh, sorry. Did you want to... -Oh, no. 1130 01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:50,083 After you. 1131 01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:53,208 Okay. 1132 01:04:55,583 --> 01:04:57,500 [fidgeting with plastic container] 1133 01:05:03,958 --> 01:05:05,375 -All done? -Yeah. 1134 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:07,875 Go on, love. 1135 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:18,083 -His mum. -All right. I'm sorry. 1136 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:20,208 I'm not. 1137 01:05:28,833 --> 01:05:29,875 Hey, guys. 1138 01:05:35,166 --> 01:05:37,375 I just got back from seeing your play, Seph. 1139 01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:39,000 Little Women. 1140 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:41,458 Jesus. 1141 01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:43,125 It is... 1142 01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:47,958 the first time I felt relatively okay about facing imminent death. 1143 01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:52,083 It was fucking shit. 1144 01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:57,083 Yeah, and Alex was meant to meet me for dinner before... 1145 01:05:57,166 --> 01:06:00,041 but she was late so I had a pizza on my own. 1146 01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:04,000 Gonna feel pretty bad about that now, Al, aren't you? 1147 01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:05,250 Yeah. 1148 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,291 You should. 1149 01:06:12,791 --> 01:06:14,625 So York's pretty nice, huh? 1150 01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:16,166 [sniffs] Mm-hmm. 1151 01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:17,791 It's where my dad was born... 1152 01:06:19,541 --> 01:06:23,833 and where Mum and Henry decided to get married. 1153 01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:25,875 Good one. 1154 01:06:27,166 --> 01:06:28,875 Broke his fucking heart. 1155 01:06:31,583 --> 01:06:32,458 Mum. 1156 01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:37,041 You're probably watching all of these 1157 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:39,333 even though I've expressly told you not to. 1158 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,375 You're a bitch. 1159 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:47,750 He's dead. 1160 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:50,041 I'm nearly dead... 1161 01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:55,166 and you're just there, pottering around, doing... 1162 01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:59,250 I don't know, whatever the fuck pointless things you do. 1163 01:07:01,041 --> 01:07:02,833 Tell me, how is that fair? 1164 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:04,833 Huh? 1165 01:07:05,916 --> 01:07:07,083 I'm fucking... 1166 01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:10,041 I'm 29. 1167 01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:24,916 So... I had my CT today. 1168 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:26,583 And... 1169 01:07:27,041 --> 01:07:29,958 I'm fucked. Totally. It's not working. 1170 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:37,333 And God... 1171 01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:40,708 You know, tonight, Al, you... 1172 01:07:41,375 --> 01:07:43,750 You actually complimented me on my beanie. 1173 01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:46,208 Yeah. 1174 01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:47,458 I mean... 1175 01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:50,833 I mean, sure. I'm on trend, as usual. 1176 01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:52,291 But, fuck. 1177 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:01,333 And... 1178 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:04,916 I'm sorry. 1179 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,000 I am sorry... 1180 01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:12,791 I'm lying to you, but, seriously, fuck you for believing me. 1181 01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:27,375 I thought I was gonna be good at dying. 1182 01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,333 Like, really good. 1183 01:08:31,416 --> 01:08:32,375 Like... 1184 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,750 they'd project me at Ted Talks, 1185 01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:37,166 and I'd be appreciated after my time. 1186 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:42,083 But no. Turns out... 1187 01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:44,333 I don't wanna die. 1188 01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:46,958 I love being alive. 1189 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,750 Much more than you two. 1190 01:08:51,583 --> 01:08:52,458 You just... 1191 01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:56,125 fucking moan and feel sorry for yourselves. 1192 01:08:56,250 --> 01:09:00,458 You just go on and on and on and on and on, all the time. 1193 01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,625 It's so fucking tedious. 1194 01:09:10,458 --> 01:09:11,333 Seph. 1195 01:09:12,833 --> 01:09:14,541 You need to get your head out of your arse 1196 01:09:14,625 --> 01:09:16,666 and realize that you're not really good at acting. 1197 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:19,166 No one will ever tell you that, so I'm doing it. 1198 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:20,583 I don't give a fuck. 1199 01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:21,916 Do something else. 1200 01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:26,791 Alex is too polite to say anything, but I bet she agrees with me. 1201 01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:32,166 James is too fucking supportive to say anything either. 1202 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:37,375 He's an idiot. He's a fucking patronizing idiot. 1203 01:09:41,541 --> 01:09:43,625 Yeah, and don't think you're getting off the hook... 1204 01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:46,041 Alex. No. 1205 01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:48,958 You say you're honest. 1206 01:09:50,166 --> 01:09:53,625 Yeah? You say you pride yourself on that? 1207 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,375 And then you keep all these secrets. 1208 01:09:57,458 --> 01:09:58,416 Amy. 1209 01:09:59,125 --> 01:10:01,083 Has she told you about Amy yet, Seph? 1210 01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:04,500 No, probably not, even though I asked you to. 1211 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:06,916 So fuck you if you didn't. 1212 01:10:07,458 --> 01:10:09,583 Because you should be doing what I say. 1213 01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:13,708 And you're a liar. 1214 01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,125 You push people away. 1215 01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:22,958 I mean, what's the point of you? 1216 01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:27,083 Either of you. What's the point? 1217 01:10:59,125 --> 01:10:59,958 Hey. 1218 01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:02,791 I'm in York. 1219 01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:04,458 Don't tell Seph. 1220 01:11:05,541 --> 01:11:06,458 Where are you? 1221 01:11:15,708 --> 01:11:18,000 Right. There's something you should know. 1222 01:11:19,041 --> 01:11:19,916 What? 1223 01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:22,833 Oh, my God, is that... 1224 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,750 -Hi. -Hi. 1225 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,250 -Al, do you mind giving us a minute? -Yeah, absolutely. 1226 01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:35,750 You good for a drink? 1227 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:36,875 -Yeah. Yeah. -Cool. 1228 01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:42,208 Are you okay? 1229 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:44,958 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1230 01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:47,458 You're unbelievable, Seph. 1231 01:11:47,875 --> 01:11:48,833 Unbelievable! 1232 01:11:49,833 --> 01:11:51,000 Okay? You lose your job, 1233 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:54,250 which, pardon me for trying to be helpful, I got you, 1234 01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:57,041 making me look like a fucking idiot in front of my boss 1235 01:11:57,125 --> 01:11:59,458 because you're supposed to be looking after his only child, 1236 01:11:59,541 --> 01:12:01,458 and he has to tell me that you've told his wife 1237 01:12:01,541 --> 01:12:02,500 to go fuck herself... 1238 01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:04,166 and thrown a baby monitor at her? 1239 01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:07,416 And then you just take off without even telling me. 1240 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:09,166 I've got no clue where the fuck you are, 1241 01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:11,208 apart from the fact that you're with Al somewhere. 1242 01:12:11,291 --> 01:12:15,250 And I thank God for that, because at least she picks up her fucking phone. 1243 01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:17,791 Sorry. 1244 01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:22,833 Look, and you can't just write it off as grief... 1245 01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:24,958 To being upset. 1246 01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:28,791 Other people are finding it hard too, you know? It's not just you. 1247 01:12:31,583 --> 01:12:34,458 It is possible to deal with things in a better... 1248 01:12:35,541 --> 01:12:36,875 in a less selfish way. 1249 01:12:41,083 --> 01:12:42,666 I've been so worried about you. 1250 01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:45,041 -James, I... -No. 1251 01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:46,541 Listen, you don't need me. 1252 01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:49,916 And I don't need you. 1253 01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:57,958 But I want you. 1254 01:12:58,791 --> 01:12:59,666 Seph. 1255 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:01,416 I... I want you so much. 1256 01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:03,791 Will you marry me? 1257 01:13:04,875 --> 01:13:06,250 Jesus. Fuck. 1258 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:08,125 Yes. 1259 01:13:09,875 --> 01:13:10,750 Yes. 1260 01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:12,958 God. 1261 01:13:14,083 --> 01:13:15,166 Oh, my God. 1262 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:23,833 [James] Are you sure you don't mind? 1263 01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:27,291 Of course not! I mean, you two should, you know, have a night in. 1264 01:13:27,833 --> 01:13:29,208 I mean, congratulations. 1265 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,541 -Thank you. -So great! 1266 01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:31,791 What the fuck are you doing? 1267 01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:33,916 I've got to get back for a lunchtime meeting, so... 1268 01:13:34,041 --> 01:13:36,041 -I'll see you in London, okay? -Oh, yes. Yeah. 1269 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:37,625 But, hey! 1270 01:13:37,875 --> 01:13:42,458 Chief bridesmaid, so go ahead and start buying penis straws... 1271 01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:43,958 and booking strippers... 1272 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:46,083 -Yeah! -...and all the classic stuff. 1273 01:13:46,708 --> 01:13:48,291 All right, then. Bye. 1274 01:13:48,375 --> 01:13:49,625 -Bye. -See ya. 1275 01:13:52,666 --> 01:13:53,500 Come on. 1276 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:04,125 [Dan] I mean, what is the point of you? 1277 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,750 Seriously. Either of you. 1278 01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:12,250 What's the point? 1279 01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:17,750 You're a liar. 1280 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,333 You push people away. 1281 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,541 -Hi, Doug. I was just-- -Where's the other one? 1282 01:15:06,666 --> 01:15:07,958 -Who? Seph? -The actress. 1283 01:15:08,041 --> 01:15:10,375 She's... I... I don't know. I just tried to call her, but-- 1284 01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:11,583 -Damn! -What's wrong? 1285 01:15:11,958 --> 01:15:14,833 Well, it's a disaster. A fucking disaster, excuse my language. 1286 01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:15,833 What's happened? 1287 01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:17,791 Can you spare me three hours? 1288 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:19,541 I'm desperate. Please. 1289 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,708 Legally, we can't put on a performance 1290 01:15:21,791 --> 01:15:24,375 without a full dress to test out all the harnesses and so. 1291 01:15:24,458 --> 01:15:25,916 And then he hasn't showed up! 1292 01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:27,291 Who hasn't turned up? 1293 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:29,916 We're so grateful. Thank you. 1294 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,375 Right. Back in a second. 1295 01:15:31,791 --> 01:15:33,041 Sorry, where are you going? 1296 01:15:33,458 --> 01:15:34,458 Hang tight, kid. 1297 01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:35,791 What? 1298 01:15:36,291 --> 01:15:37,166 Where-- 1299 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:40,916 Come back! 1300 01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:49,458 What on earth is going on? 1301 01:15:49,708 --> 01:15:51,041 [Alex] What took you so long? 1302 01:15:51,916 --> 01:15:54,333 I mean, this is truly 1303 01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:58,750 an extraordinarily literal manifestation of your maso-complex, Al. 1304 01:15:58,958 --> 01:15:59,791 Fuck off. 1305 01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:02,291 I assume your version of the Son of God 1306 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,583 is one where he's got all these weird secrets. 1307 01:16:04,791 --> 01:16:07,125 And he's secretly been shagging someone called Amy, 1308 01:16:07,291 --> 01:16:08,375 rather than Mary Magdalene. 1309 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:10,833 Seph, seriously, you don't know what you're talking about. 1310 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,083 Oh, go on, then. 1311 01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:13,541 Talk to me. 1312 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:15,666 Talk to me! 1313 01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:20,541 Look, I'm an awful person, okay? I'm awful. 1314 01:16:20,958 --> 01:16:21,791 I'm a cock. 1315 01:16:22,291 --> 01:16:25,041 I did a rude in a toilet with a man I don't know. 1316 01:16:25,958 --> 01:16:28,750 I'm a filthy slapper, whatever. 1317 01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:31,041 Are you... Are you drinking wine? 1318 01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:31,958 Look... 1319 01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,958 I don't think telling James is a solution here. 1320 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:38,166 I don't think that alleviating my guilt by telling him is-- 1321 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:39,666 All right, yeah. Here we go. 1322 01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:40,958 I'm serious. 1323 01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:43,500 I mean, what good would it do him, actually, to know? 1324 01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:44,625 He'll know! 1325 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:46,541 Knowing is... 1326 01:16:47,416 --> 01:16:49,791 It... It's really important, Seph. 1327 01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:53,291 If you don't know stuff, then you don't know someone. 1328 01:16:53,375 --> 01:16:54,750 -Bullshit. -He's a nice guy! 1329 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:55,958 He's not a nice guy. 1330 01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:57,750 Oh, Seph, fuck off. He is a nice guy. 1331 01:16:58,458 --> 01:17:00,625 Okay. So he is a nice guy. 1332 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:02,458 Yes. I think you did a bad thing, okay? 1333 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:04,666 You did a shit thing. You're a shit. 1334 01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:08,500 But that's not the thing, okay? The sex isn't the thing. 1335 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:10,291 But to not tell him... 1336 01:17:10,916 --> 01:17:12,500 and then agree to marry him! 1337 01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:15,291 I'm not actually going to marry him! Jesus! 1338 01:17:16,375 --> 01:17:17,291 I was just... 1339 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:20,041 shocked by what Dan... 1340 01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:23,583 I was angry about what he said about James. 1341 01:17:24,625 --> 01:17:26,833 And I didn't want to humiliate him in the pub... 1342 01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:32,250 despite his fucking Mr. Darcy "I love you in spite of yourself" proposal. 1343 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,708 I'm not gonna actually go through with it. 1344 01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:36,458 Well, then that's really shit. 1345 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:39,791 And I think Pandora did a shit thing to me... 1346 01:17:40,083 --> 01:17:42,208 because she could have just told me she wasn't happy. 1347 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,541 -Could she? -Yes, she could! 1348 01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:44,666 Of course, she could. 1349 01:17:45,458 --> 01:17:46,458 But she didn't. 1350 01:17:47,416 --> 01:17:49,666 She lied. She fucking... She fucking lied. 1351 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:53,500 And you're doing exactly the same thing to James. You're doing... 1352 01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:56,625 And you're gonna break his heart. 1353 01:17:56,958 --> 01:17:58,250 I just can't... I can't... 1354 01:17:58,375 --> 01:18:01,375 I can't... I can't deal with people. 1355 01:18:02,333 --> 01:18:04,708 I can't deal with them... Their thoughts and their feelings 1356 01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:06,916 and their lives being all mixed up with mine. 1357 01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:08,750 Just fuck off. 1358 01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:10,166 Alex, please. 1359 01:18:10,250 --> 01:18:13,708 I'm sorry I've been such a dick, okay? I really am. 1360 01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:16,250 And I know you think I'm... 1361 01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:19,791 evil and that I'm like Pandora, but I'm really not. 1362 01:18:20,125 --> 01:18:21,000 Okay? 1363 01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:22,541 And I'm sorry. 1364 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,625 I'm sorry I'm not like you. 1365 01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:28,666 I wish I was. Honestly. I really, really wish I was. 1366 01:18:29,333 --> 01:18:30,666 I wish that I had your morals. 1367 01:18:31,083 --> 01:18:31,958 But I don't. 1368 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,333 I killed my sister. 1369 01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:36,041 What? 1370 01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:38,416 Amy. 1371 01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:40,541 That's who Amy is. 1372 01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:50,458 Amy got hit by a car. 1373 01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:53,291 All that stuff with Mum... 1374 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:55,125 Me and Mum, why it's hard? 1375 01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:56,833 Well, it's that. 1376 01:19:00,291 --> 01:19:01,875 Amy got hit by a car and she died. 1377 01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:05,041 It was all because of me. Well, definitely. 1378 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:08,625 And I told Dan once, when we were really drunk. 1379 01:19:08,708 --> 01:19:10,375 And I made him promise not to tell you. 1380 01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:12,625 Not to tell anyone. 1381 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:16,375 I was five. 1382 01:19:17,833 --> 01:19:19,916 And she was two and a half. 1383 01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:22,333 She was really small. 1384 01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:24,083 Tiny. 1385 01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:27,958 And I was... I was making a... 1386 01:19:29,208 --> 01:19:31,416 you know, those daisy chain crown things... 1387 01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:35,833 And I... I left her to go pick some more... 1388 01:19:35,916 --> 01:19:36,958 when I shouldn't... 1389 01:19:37,041 --> 01:19:38,833 and she ran out into the front... 1390 01:19:41,958 --> 01:19:42,791 [sniffs sadly] 1391 01:19:45,416 --> 01:19:46,375 Mum and Dad split up... 1392 01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:48,833 mainly because of that. 1393 01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:52,708 It was just me and her. 1394 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,750 And she was really nice most of the time... 1395 01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:59,375 but then she'd get drunk and she'd tell me it was all my fault. 1396 01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:04,250 Though she feels bad about it now. 1397 01:20:07,083 --> 01:20:11,000 We just... I just don't... I just don't really like being around her. 1398 01:20:17,125 --> 01:20:19,583 People just, they want stuff from you, you know? 1399 01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:22,833 And you can't give it to them even if you try. 1400 01:20:22,916 --> 01:20:25,208 You just end up hurting them, so there's no point. 1401 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:31,875 I don't think you're bad or evil or whatever it is you think I think. 1402 01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:36,708 I just think you should just not be with James. 1403 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:38,916 -You... -Al-- 1404 01:20:39,166 --> 01:20:40,958 Fuck, Dan! I swear to God. Fuck him. 1405 01:20:41,458 --> 01:20:42,416 Fuck you! 1406 01:20:48,833 --> 01:20:49,750 I'm sorry. 1407 01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:51,125 I'm sorry. 1408 01:20:51,666 --> 01:20:52,625 I'm so sorry. 1409 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,583 [man] Um... 1410 01:21:00,708 --> 01:21:03,166 And you and your mum never talk about it? 1411 01:21:03,583 --> 01:21:04,458 No. 1412 01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:07,041 What about Pandora? 1413 01:21:07,583 --> 01:21:08,458 God, no. 1414 01:21:10,750 --> 01:21:12,500 Al, you should talk to someone. 1415 01:21:12,625 --> 01:21:13,500 Yeah, I know. 1416 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:16,000 It's just... 1417 01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:19,958 I worry about starting talking, you know? 1418 01:21:22,458 --> 01:21:23,916 What happens if you start... 1419 01:21:24,916 --> 01:21:26,916 and, I don't know, you can't stop? 1420 01:21:28,708 --> 01:21:29,875 And you just become it... 1421 01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:32,250 You... You just become... 1422 01:21:32,916 --> 01:21:34,166 all of your stuff? 1423 01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:42,375 I don't wanna talk about Amy again, okay? 1424 01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:43,541 Please. 1425 01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:44,708 Okay. 1426 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,291 I'm not being a dick. I just... 1427 01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:50,291 I don't remember anything about it. 1428 01:21:53,083 --> 01:21:54,166 Just what I got told. 1429 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:58,250 I don't have my own actual memory about it. 1430 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:02,083 It's all right. 1431 01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:06,333 Are you okay? 1432 01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:08,458 Yeah. 1433 01:22:19,666 --> 01:22:21,458 I don't wanna scatter the last bit of Dan. 1434 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:23,583 Me neither. 1435 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:28,125 I don't wanna remember him right now. 1436 01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:32,458 Let's take him back to Amelia's. 1437 01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:35,291 Yeah. 1438 01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:43,208 -Are you sure you don't mind driving? -[Alex] No, it's fine. 1439 01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:46,375 I'm just sorry I drank, again. 1440 01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:47,500 It's okay. 1441 01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:49,291 Let's just go home. 1442 01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:51,500 Yeah. 1443 01:23:01,541 --> 01:23:03,375 Now at least we don't have to go to Scotland. 1444 01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:06,416 [Seph] Yeah. Too cold. 1445 01:23:10,208 --> 01:23:11,291 -Al. -What? 1446 01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:13,083 That's a bit weird. 1447 01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:14,833 Do you think we should stop? 1448 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,791 -No. I don't-- -I'm sure it's fine. 1449 01:23:18,375 --> 01:23:20,583 -No, I don't. -She does look quite vulnerable, actually. 1450 01:23:20,916 --> 01:23:23,208 Look, we can't have this conversation in front of her. 1451 01:23:23,333 --> 01:23:24,458 Just keep driving. 1452 01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:33,750 [Alex] What if it's a sign? 1453 01:23:33,833 --> 01:23:34,958 [Seph] What? [Alex] From Dan. 1454 01:23:35,791 --> 01:23:37,625 Never pick up hitchhikers. You know that. 1455 01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:41,416 Look, I really don't think Mary Poppins is going to rip us, do you? 1456 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,458 What if someone dodgy picks her up? 1457 01:23:59,416 --> 01:24:00,333 Hello. 1458 01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:02,250 Hello. 1459 01:24:03,291 --> 01:24:04,333 You okay? 1460 01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:06,708 Yes. 1461 01:24:08,125 --> 01:24:09,083 I'm Seph. 1462 01:24:10,291 --> 01:24:11,791 -Sorry? -Seph. 1463 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:13,458 Persephone. 1464 01:24:14,458 --> 01:24:15,375 Lovely name. 1465 01:24:15,750 --> 01:24:16,583 Thank you. 1466 01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:17,833 I'm Alex. 1467 01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:19,333 Alexandra? 1468 01:24:19,458 --> 01:24:20,416 Oh, just Alex. 1469 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,083 Oh, sorry. I'm Diana. 1470 01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:29,000 So where is it you want to... to get to? 1471 01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:30,333 Oxnam... 1472 01:24:30,958 --> 01:24:32,083 where my son lives. 1473 01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:33,833 Okay. 1474 01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:37,250 Is that an iPhone? 1475 01:24:38,416 --> 01:24:39,625 -Yeah. -It is, yeah. 1476 01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:41,125 You got one? 1477 01:24:41,416 --> 01:24:43,083 No. I lost my phone. 1478 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:46,041 I mean, I didn't have one. 1479 01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:49,833 So... 1480 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:51,375 Where is Oxnam? 1481 01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:53,083 Which... Which county is it? 1482 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:54,916 Scotland. 1483 01:24:56,750 --> 01:24:57,791 [Seph] Oh, um... 1484 01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:02,291 I'm so sorry, Diana. We're going south. 1485 01:25:03,791 --> 01:25:04,625 What? 1486 01:25:05,166 --> 01:25:07,708 We're headed south. I'm so sorry. We can't take you to Scotland. 1487 01:25:07,833 --> 01:25:08,666 What? 1488 01:25:11,916 --> 01:25:14,041 Hey, look. It's okay. It's okay. 1489 01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:17,291 We need to get petrol, so just come with us. 1490 01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:20,041 We'll take you to a service station, and we'll work out what to do. 1491 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:23,125 [engine starts] 1492 01:25:32,458 --> 01:25:33,750 [Alex] It's a sign. 1493 01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:35,083 What else does Dan have to do? 1494 01:25:35,166 --> 01:25:37,000 Come back from the dead wearing a fucking kilt. 1495 01:25:37,208 --> 01:25:38,750 So now you do want to go to Scotland? 1496 01:25:38,958 --> 01:25:40,625 She's... I don't know. Yeah. 1497 01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:42,166 -Yes, I do. -Alex! 1498 01:25:42,458 --> 01:25:43,333 What? 1499 01:25:43,750 --> 01:25:45,541 There's something really not right about her. 1500 01:25:45,625 --> 01:25:46,958 -Exactly. -I'm not being a dick... 1501 01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:49,166 but do you think we should try and get her sectioned? 1502 01:25:50,333 --> 01:25:51,166 What? 1503 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:52,875 I mean, for her own good. 1504 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,458 You... You can't just get someone sectioned. 1505 01:25:56,583 --> 01:25:58,291 -Why not? -Because just... You can't! 1506 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,333 You don't have a fucking roving rural team of mental health specialists 1507 01:26:02,416 --> 01:26:03,375 boning around Yorkshire. 1508 01:26:03,458 --> 01:26:05,500 I'm serious. She's mad. 1509 01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:08,416 -It's worrying me. -She's not mad. 1510 01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:11,541 She's running away from someone. Seph, I think she's really frightened. 1511 01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:12,500 Yes. 1512 01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:15,916 We're going to drive you to Scotland. 1513 01:26:17,291 --> 01:26:18,583 Are... Are you sure? 1514 01:26:20,458 --> 01:26:21,416 Yes. 1515 01:26:29,875 --> 01:26:31,541 Did you laminate that, Diana? 1516 01:26:33,166 --> 01:26:36,291 Oh, yes. I thought for the rain here. 1517 01:26:38,958 --> 01:26:40,375 I'm sorry for what I said... 1518 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:42,000 the mad business. 1519 01:26:42,208 --> 01:26:44,083 Oh, gosh. Don't be. 1520 01:26:45,041 --> 01:26:46,875 I'm sorry you were frightened. 1521 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:50,708 I'm just not quite... myself. 1522 01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:56,458 Are either of you married? 1523 01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:58,125 -No. -No. 1524 01:26:58,833 --> 01:26:59,958 Don't you have a ring? 1525 01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:01,708 I saw it before. 1526 01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:03,583 Yeah. 1527 01:27:04,375 --> 01:27:05,333 I do. 1528 01:27:06,791 --> 01:27:07,833 I'm not sure. 1529 01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:10,000 Is he... Is he nice? 1530 01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:12,500 Yeah, he's really nice. 1531 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:15,875 But he might be nice for someone else. 1532 01:27:18,541 --> 01:27:19,541 Where's yours? 1533 01:27:20,125 --> 01:27:20,958 Not... 1534 01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:22,875 Not nice? 1535 01:27:22,958 --> 01:27:23,833 Seph, for God's sake. 1536 01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:25,375 No, he isn't. 1537 01:27:29,208 --> 01:27:31,083 So you said your son's in Oxnam. 1538 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,791 -Sorry? -Your son. You said that's where he lives. 1539 01:27:35,958 --> 01:27:36,791 Yes. 1540 01:27:37,250 --> 01:27:38,875 -He's a vet. -Right. 1541 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:43,208 I haven't seen him for... for years. 1542 01:27:45,833 --> 01:27:46,958 His father... My... 1543 01:27:47,708 --> 01:27:48,583 He was... 1544 01:27:49,541 --> 01:27:52,125 He made him leave when he... 1545 01:27:53,291 --> 01:27:54,250 And, I didn't. 1546 01:27:56,583 --> 01:27:57,458 Daniel. 1547 01:27:57,791 --> 01:27:58,625 -What? -What? 1548 01:27:58,833 --> 01:27:59,916 That's his name. 1549 01:28:00,458 --> 01:28:01,458 Daniel. 1550 01:28:01,958 --> 01:28:02,833 Dan. 1551 01:28:07,208 --> 01:28:08,208 I need a drink. 1552 01:28:12,541 --> 01:28:14,000 [Seph] What would you like to drink, Diana? 1553 01:28:14,541 --> 01:28:15,666 Oh, let me, please. 1554 01:28:15,833 --> 01:28:17,708 No, no, it's my round. What would you like? 1555 01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:21,916 A whiskey, please. 1556 01:28:23,083 --> 01:28:24,041 Some coke. 1557 01:28:24,875 --> 01:28:26,791 I'm just gonna go have a cigarette. 1558 01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:28,416 Can I come? 1559 01:28:29,083 --> 01:28:30,000 Yeah, of course. 1560 01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:32,166 [Alex] Do you want one? 1561 01:28:32,333 --> 01:28:33,958 Oh, no. I don't, thank you. 1562 01:28:34,208 --> 01:28:35,041 All right. 1563 01:28:41,708 --> 01:28:43,166 [Seph] Hey, have you got any cash? 1564 01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:44,333 What? 1565 01:28:44,458 --> 01:28:45,833 They don't take card. 1566 01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:47,833 Oh, here. Let me. 1567 01:28:48,166 --> 01:28:51,000 Oh, no. No. I wanted to because of, you know, before. 1568 01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:52,250 No, please. 1569 01:28:52,458 --> 01:28:55,000 And I... I want to pay you for the petrol as well. 1570 01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:57,083 I wrote it on my sign. 1571 01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:58,333 No, you don't have to-- 1572 01:29:02,375 --> 01:29:03,250 I'll pay you back. 1573 01:29:08,083 --> 01:29:08,916 Is... 1574 01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:11,916 Is that all your money? 1575 01:29:14,666 --> 01:29:15,666 You don't have a card? 1576 01:29:16,666 --> 01:29:18,583 You shouldn't be carrying around that much cash. 1577 01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:20,833 -I don't have a bank account. -Right. 1578 01:29:20,958 --> 01:29:23,541 I think he was gearing up to kill me finally. 1579 01:29:25,125 --> 01:29:26,500 Maybe I do sound mad. 1580 01:29:27,666 --> 01:29:28,583 No. 1581 01:29:30,208 --> 01:29:32,166 We'll get you to your son's. I promise. 1582 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:34,833 It's okay. 1583 01:29:41,041 --> 01:29:42,500 It's okay. Don't worry. 1584 01:29:46,583 --> 01:29:47,583 [Alex] So we just thought... 1585 01:29:48,625 --> 01:29:49,458 enough. 1586 01:29:49,583 --> 01:29:51,333 And we don't want to remember him like that. 1587 01:29:51,416 --> 01:29:52,291 Yeah. 1588 01:29:53,541 --> 01:29:54,458 But... 1589 01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:56,083 What? 1590 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,291 I'm sorry. Forgive me for saying this. 1591 01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:00,583 -Yeah, that's okay. -What? 1592 01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:02,708 He's very ill... 1593 01:30:03,333 --> 01:30:05,583 this boy, your friend. He's dying. 1594 01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:08,333 He's just... 1595 01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:10,291 angry. 1596 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:12,583 Mad. Cruel. 1597 01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:15,416 But he's not angry with you. 1598 01:30:17,583 --> 01:30:18,750 You should take him. 1599 01:30:19,750 --> 01:30:20,666 Finish it. 1600 01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:23,750 Because if you don't, you might regret it. 1601 01:30:25,416 --> 01:30:27,375 You will regret it. 1602 01:30:28,916 --> 01:30:29,916 You'll feel bad... 1603 01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:32,666 and you'll always feel bad. 1604 01:30:34,416 --> 01:30:37,375 And you'll say you'll come back here and do it... 1605 01:30:39,291 --> 01:30:40,250 but you won't. 1606 01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:17,416 [Diana] You know... 1607 01:32:18,375 --> 01:32:19,500 I don't think it's... 1608 01:32:19,958 --> 01:32:21,958 Actually, I... I don't think it's... 1609 01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:24,958 Because he looks so... 1610 01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:29,583 Yes. No, no, I... I don't think it's a good idea. 1611 01:32:30,541 --> 01:32:32,458 Yes. I think it's best if I... 1612 01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:35,750 Can you take me to the nearest train station, please? 1613 01:33:12,916 --> 01:33:13,875 It's all right. 1614 01:34:23,666 --> 01:34:24,500 You okay? 1615 01:34:25,958 --> 01:34:26,875 Yeah. 1616 01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:31,458 Give me a sec, Al, yeah? 1617 01:34:43,333 --> 01:34:44,291 Hi, James. 1618 01:34:45,708 --> 01:34:46,708 [Seph] No, I'm fine. 1619 01:34:48,833 --> 01:34:49,666 Listen. 1620 01:35:15,375 --> 01:35:19,916 [Dan] Sorry about the last time we... met. 1621 01:35:22,416 --> 01:35:24,833 Yeah, you probably wonder why I'm keeping that in... 1622 01:35:25,041 --> 01:35:27,833 Why not just make everything nice? 1623 01:35:29,708 --> 01:35:31,541 Well, 'cause that would be bullshit. 1624 01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:33,708 You know it. I know it. 1625 01:35:35,541 --> 01:35:37,500 And that's not what this is. 1626 01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:43,541 I can be a dick, as you know. 1627 01:35:45,083 --> 01:35:47,375 And you're both awful... 1628 01:35:48,500 --> 01:35:49,458 sometimes. 1629 01:35:51,666 --> 01:35:53,583 Yeah, I mean, mostly not, but... 1630 01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:00,500 Anyways, in, uh... 1631 01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:02,250 for honesty... 1632 01:36:04,458 --> 01:36:05,375 for balance. 1633 01:36:06,208 --> 01:36:07,041 And... 1634 01:36:08,208 --> 01:36:10,375 that may not seem like the right thing to do, but... 1635 01:36:11,125 --> 01:36:12,000 there you go. 1636 01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:19,458 You... 1637 01:36:22,625 --> 01:36:23,791 You were just here. 1638 01:36:26,416 --> 01:36:27,500 Came to visit me. 1639 01:36:36,083 --> 01:36:36,958 So... 1640 01:36:38,791 --> 01:36:40,375 Ben Lomond. 1641 01:36:41,375 --> 01:36:42,208 Um... 1642 01:36:43,041 --> 01:36:43,916 Yeah. 1643 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,958 I... I came here with Henry. 1644 01:36:49,416 --> 01:36:50,500 I'd not been great. 1645 01:36:50,666 --> 01:36:52,375 I was 17... 1646 01:36:52,750 --> 01:36:54,375 Sad, self-indulgent... 1647 01:36:56,083 --> 01:36:57,666 just broken up with someone. 1648 01:36:58,500 --> 01:37:00,958 Okay, fair enough, she'd just broken up with me. 1649 01:37:03,875 --> 01:37:07,166 And Henry took me on a walking holiday. 1650 01:37:09,166 --> 01:37:10,000 Um... 1651 01:37:11,541 --> 01:37:12,375 Yeah, and it was... 1652 01:37:13,250 --> 01:37:15,583 honestly, one of the best things I've ever done. 1653 01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:20,833 We were out there for about a week. 1654 01:37:22,208 --> 01:37:23,666 Yeah, I hated it at first. 1655 01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:25,750 Hated him for taking me there. 1656 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:29,958 We had these really long, awkward walks in silence. 1657 01:37:33,208 --> 01:37:34,166 But then... 1658 01:37:36,250 --> 01:37:37,250 I don't know. 1659 01:37:39,416 --> 01:37:42,833 Well, no. I do know. I just stopped being a dick. 1660 01:37:44,083 --> 01:37:45,125 And... 1661 01:37:46,083 --> 01:37:48,291 Ben Lomond was where we went on the last day. 1662 01:37:50,791 --> 01:37:51,708 And I think... 1663 01:37:51,791 --> 01:37:55,166 it's one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen in my life. 1664 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:01,750 Yeah, and when we got to the top, 1665 01:38:01,833 --> 01:38:04,750 I remember thinking very clearly to myself... 1666 01:38:06,541 --> 01:38:08,041 I wanna come here again... 1667 01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:13,708 and I wanna come here with someone I really love. 1668 01:38:16,916 --> 01:38:17,916 And I love you. 1669 01:38:23,916 --> 01:38:26,041 Oh, and please... 1670 01:38:27,041 --> 01:38:30,416 can you make sure you keep a bit of me... 1671 01:38:31,125 --> 01:38:32,291 for Mum and Henry? 1672 01:38:35,875 --> 01:38:37,000 For Mum. 1673 01:38:40,958 --> 01:38:41,791 Mum... 1674 01:38:44,541 --> 01:38:45,583 I'm really sorry. 1675 01:38:47,333 --> 01:38:48,750 I really, really am. 1676 01:38:52,750 --> 01:38:55,708 You were here this morning with Henry and... 1677 01:38:58,541 --> 01:39:02,208 Oh, fuck. We can't do it, can we? We just can't... 1678 01:39:03,291 --> 01:39:04,208 talk. 1679 01:39:04,875 --> 01:39:06,208 I can't, anyway. 1680 01:39:09,500 --> 01:39:12,375 And I tried just now and, like, I really did... 1681 01:39:13,958 --> 01:39:19,250 but I just can't put my heart in my mouth and say all the stuff... 1682 01:39:20,791 --> 01:39:22,250 And now there's no time. 1683 01:39:26,041 --> 01:39:28,958 But, look. Despite everything, just... 1684 01:39:30,333 --> 01:39:32,916 know that I love you. 1685 01:39:33,750 --> 01:39:35,583 Please, just know that... 1686 01:39:37,416 --> 01:39:40,125 because I don't know if I'm gonna be able to say it... 1687 01:39:41,208 --> 01:39:43,833 live, as it were. 1688 01:39:46,875 --> 01:39:48,916 You two, please make sure my mum watches this. 1689 01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:53,166 She probably has, but just in case she found the last one hard or whatever, 1690 01:39:53,291 --> 01:39:54,500 just make sure she does. 1691 01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:06,666 Okay. 1692 01:40:09,458 --> 01:40:10,416 Bye, Mum. 1693 01:40:12,625 --> 01:40:13,666 Bye, Henry. 1694 01:40:16,291 --> 01:40:17,416 Bye, you two. 1695 01:40:19,833 --> 01:40:20,916 Bye, everyone. 1696 01:40:23,208 --> 01:40:24,166 I love you. 1697 01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:43,333 Oh, and... 1698 01:40:44,458 --> 01:40:46,625 watch out for false summits. 1699 01:40:47,333 --> 01:40:48,458 There's a few. 1700 01:40:49,208 --> 01:40:50,791 -Hi. Good morning. -Hey. 1701 01:40:56,791 --> 01:40:57,916 Does that look... 1702 01:40:59,166 --> 01:41:00,375 a little higher to you? 1703 01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:02,708 Shit. 1704 01:41:05,125 --> 01:41:06,041 Shit! 1705 01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:08,708 Try not to fuck it up... 1706 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:12,708 but don't worry if you do. 1707 01:41:30,666 --> 01:41:33,291 [music playing] 109622