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Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...
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So, what's going on?
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You need to know another
man is courting my niece.
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Really?
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But I am still on Team Bob.
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Have a lovely day.
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Good Lord, that is a beautiful man.
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You and this guy
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have a lot more in common
than you and I ever will.
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And you probably
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should go for it.
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I should go for it?
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Yeah. I mean, if it makes you happy.
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So you just throw in the blanket.
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Towel.
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Don't correct me.
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And do not tell me how to live my life.
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Look, I didn't mean it like that.
I was just trying
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to be supportive.
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When you care for someone,
you fight for them.
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You don't just give up.
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What have you done?
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The right thing.
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Bob is the better man,
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and I stand by him no
matter the consequences.
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Come on in.
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Thank you.
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Hello.
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Little help?
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Bathroom. Bobby?
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Anyone?
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Hello?
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Come on!
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Somebody!
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Hello?
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May I help you?
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Is she all right?
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Yeah. Half an Ambien,
and it never happened.
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I helped myself to some tea.
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I made you a cup, as well.
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Thanks.
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You know,
I never really drank this stuff
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before I met Abishola.
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Nigerians. We love our tea.
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Hey, we got it from the British.
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That and syphilis.
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They also gave you that goofy-ass game.
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What's it called? Cricket.
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Don't mock cricket!
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- It is a game of kings.
- Sorry.
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It-It's like baseball,
but with big-boy pants.
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- My mistake.
- It was.
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Yeah. You hungry?
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Oh, I shouldn't eat this late.
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I-I get the acid reflux.
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Yeah, me, too.
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What's on the menu?
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Ooh, meat lovers. That would include me.
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Coming up.
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Tunde, I'm really sorry
for getting you in trouble.
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You should be.
If I knew you were going to give up,
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I would have not been your Deep Throat.
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My Deep Throat?
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Richard Nixon, Watergate.
Read your history.
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I was just doing what I
thought was best for Abishola.
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I already told you
what was best for her. You.
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Are we sure about that? I mean, come on.
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I'm a 50-year-old white guy
shaped like a honey baked ham.
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Is that how you sell socks,
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with the self-pity and the whining?
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Hey, my socks sell themselves.
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They're the best in the world.
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You are the best in the world.
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I appreciate that, but...
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Say it.
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- Tunde...
- Say it.
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I'm the best in the world.
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Say it like you mean it.
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- I'm the best in the world.
- More.
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I'm the best in the world.
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- Again.
- I'm the best in the world!
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Will you two shut the hell up!
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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- Is that him?
- Yes.
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That is a sexy pharmacist.
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I'd like to take him twice
a day on an empty stomach.
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Kemi, please, don't.
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Don't what, be happy for you?
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I am just here to pick
up a prescription.
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You can lie to yourself,
but don't lie to me.
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- Bringing you was a bad idea.
- Next.
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Too late now.
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Abishola, good to see you.
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Good to see you, too, Chukwuemeka.
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This is my friend Kemi.
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Kemi, this is Chukwuemeka.
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Nice to meet you.
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And you, too.
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And may I say, the shape of your head
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is very pleasing.
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Thank you.
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Uh, yes, I am picking up a
prescription for Dorothy Wheeler.
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One minute.
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Oh, what pleasures
lie beneath that smock?
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Shh.
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Ah, here it is.
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I know, as a health care professional,
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you do not require consultation,
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but should you need me,
I am available 24/7.
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That's all the hours and all the days.
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I know what it is.
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In the meantime,
is there any possibility
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I could take you out to dinner?
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Tonight, perhaps.
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Tonight? Ah.
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Actually, I was planning to spend time
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with my son tonight.
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I will spend time with him.
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I cannot ask you to do that.
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You don't have to. I insist.
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But I promised to help
him with his homework.
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All you do is yell at him.
How does that help?
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I guess tonight would be fine.
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Wonderful. 7:00?
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Perfect.
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I'll see you then.
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Oh, I still owe you
for the prescription.
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It's just the co-pay. My treat.
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Thank you. Bye-bye.
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- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
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- Oh, my God, he covered the co-pay!
- Shh.
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Mmm.
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This is delicious.
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Where did you learn to cook?
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In Nigeria. Children there are expected
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to do many household chores.
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Did you have to carry
water on your head?
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Our water came from a faucet.
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Oh, good for you.
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And unlike your Detroit water,
we could drink it.
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Oh, snap.
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And what about you?
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- Uh, did you have to work as a child?
- Sure.
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I was a babysitter, a waitress.
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I worked for my dad.
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You know,
he was the first guy in Detroit
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to sell Japanese cars.
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Oh, people hated him.
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I spent a whole summer
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hosing dog poop off Datsuns.
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You never told me that story.
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'Cause you never asked.
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But Tunde did.
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I did.
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This man knows more
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about me than you do,
and he's only been here a day.
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Not even.
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Really? Feels like longer.
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Uh-uh.
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Uncle, what are you doing here?
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Ask your auntie.
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They got in a big fight,
and he slept here.
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Scared me so much I almost wet myself.
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Likewise.
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Again, I am so sorry.
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Oh, you were only trying to help.
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More than we can say for
Sleeping Beauty over there.
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That's funny.
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Because you were sleeping.
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Hey, uh, any chance
you and I can talk about,
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you know, what we need to talk about?
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I'm sorry, I have to work.
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Uh, okay. Later, then.
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Oh, Bob...
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I know.
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What happened to
"I am the best in the world"?
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Was I supposed to say that to her?
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Well, it's better than, uh...
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"Can you and I talk about,
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you know, what we need to talk about?"
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Is that really what I sounded like?
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You are a little nasal, honey.
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I got to get to work.
You need to be somewhere?
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No, he needs to be right here.
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Do you play gin rummy?
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A penny a point.
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How about a dime? Make it hurt.
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Ooh, aren't you already in enough pain?
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Ah, trash talk. I love it.
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Bobby Socks,
go run and get Mommy's cards.
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Hey, fellas.
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- E karo, Mr. Wheeler.
- E karo.
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Yeah, yeah, karo.
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Everything okay here?
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- Yes, sir.
- Jim-dandy.
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God bless you guys.
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- God bless you as well, Mr. Wheeler.
- God bless you, sir.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Are you okay?
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Don't worry about it.
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If the company is in trouble,
you will tell us, right?
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The company's fine,
doing better than ever.
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How are things with you
and the beautiful Abishola?
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Aw...
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Hmm. Look who came home with
his tail between his legs.
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My tail is in the air, wagging proudly.
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I just got off the phone with Ogechi,
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and her son is taking
Abishola to dinner tonight.
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That's nice.
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The Red Lobster,
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where she can have all the
popcorn shrimp she can eat.
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It's not true.
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They made me stop.
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What are you doing?
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Dottie won't take a check.
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Dottie? Bob's mother?
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And my friend.
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Is that where you have been?
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Yes. And I'm going back.
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Why?
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Because she is nice to me.
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And I'm down $280.
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What?!
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Don't worry about the prices.
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Order whatever you want.
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- Thank you.
- I pay off my credit card every month,
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- so the sky is the limit.
- Okay.
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As long as the sky is under $2,500.
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So, here we are.
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Yes.
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- May I ask you a question?
- Of course.
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Do you like Zach Galifianakis?
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I do not know who that is.
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He's an American actor.
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Very funny.
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He made one movie where
he drank so much alcohol
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he could not remember what
happened the day before.
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So the movie is about alcoholism?
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Yes!
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It was so hilarious,
they made it over and over again.
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- Can I interest you in a glass of wine?
- We'd better not.
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We don't want to forget
our wonderful date.
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I'll have a glass.
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- White? Red?
- I don't care. Just bring something.
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Oh, this is helpful.
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Well, hang in there.
You can still come in second.
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If I want to be mocked,
I will go home to my wife.
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So this whole blowup is about Bob
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- and Abishola?
- It's not just that.
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It's years of having
my opinions dismissed.
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Mm. Sounds like you
just want to be heard.
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That is exactly right.
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All right. Go ahead, then.
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00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,216
Let's hear them.
271
00:12:16,285 --> 00:12:17,317
Hear what?
272
00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:19,053
Your precious opinions. What are they?
273
00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,856
Well, I don't have them now.
274
00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:26,026
Then why are you being
such a big drama queen?
275
00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:28,495
King. Drama king.
276
00:12:28,564 --> 00:12:32,232
But I do think that Bob is
the better man for my niece.
277
00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:34,868
Of course he is.
He's the best guy in the world.
278
00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:36,470
That's what I keep telling him.
279
00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:39,006
His whole life,
he's been bashful around women.
280
00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:41,308
And public pools.
281
00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:43,310
Well, I understand that.
282
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:46,046
I swim in a T-shirt.
283
00:12:46,755 --> 00:12:48,682
- Hello?
- In here!
284
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,851
Maybe you can give him a pep talk.
285
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,187
He is a white man with money.
286
00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:56,090
God already gave him a pep talk.
287
00:12:56,887 --> 00:13:00,327
We're still doing this? Okay.
288
00:13:00,396 --> 00:13:01,995
Hey, come. Sit, join us.
289
00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:03,163
Yeah.
290
00:13:03,232 --> 00:13:04,765
Play cards with old people,
291
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,701
get a sneak peek at
the rest of your life.
292
00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:10,170
Thanks, but, uh,
I think I'm gonna call it a night.
293
00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:11,939
All right. Sweet dreams.
294
00:13:12,007 --> 00:13:13,607
Dottie, did I mention that my niece
295
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:17,277
is on a date tonight with
a Nigerian pharmacist?
296
00:13:17,346 --> 00:13:18,812
Is that so?
297
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,015
Yes, at the Red Lobster
near the civic center.
298
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:25,853
A-According to Google Maps,
one could drive there in 14 minutes,
299
00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:29,256
or two hours walking.
300
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,526
Don't wait up.
301
00:13:32,595 --> 00:13:33,727
Subtle.
302
00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:36,029
I thought so.
303
00:13:36,098 --> 00:13:37,123
Gin.
304
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,933
You are like a witch.
305
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,481
You know, these bibs are ours to keep.
306
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,717
That's nice.
307
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,135
Are you enjoying your lobster?
308
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,038
Very much. But I think I'm getting full.
309
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:04,074
That's because you ate
too many popcorn shrimp.
310
00:14:04,768 --> 00:14:05,836
Maybe.
311
00:14:05,871 --> 00:14:08,078
You did. I was counting.
312
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,383
- Oh, no.
- Hey.
313
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,051
What are you doing here?
314
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,587
I'm sorry to interrupt.
I just got to say something.
315
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,955
You look familiar.
316
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,258
You're in the Midwest, pal.
Lot of guys look like me.
317
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,694
All right, listen. You didn't want
to talk to me in private,
318
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,063
- so we're gonna do it in public.
- No, we are not.
319
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:28,599
I'm here because I want to be with you.
320
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,501
Bob, please. You are embarrassing me.
321
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,703
- Me, too. You should leave.
- You're right.
322
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,104
I should.
323
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,541
Abishola.
324
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,044
You're way out of my league.
325
00:14:40,543 --> 00:14:43,347
You're funny,
smart, gorgeous
326
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:47,217
and you know how to cut through
all my BS with just a look.
327
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,752
Yeah. Like that one.
328
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,555
I-I know you and I don't make any sense.
329
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,058
We're like ice cream for breakfast.
330
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,193
It doesn't seem like a good idea,
331
00:14:57,218 --> 00:15:00,431
but if it makes you happy, why not?
332
00:15:02,722 --> 00:15:04,268
Ice cream for breakfast?
333
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,936
It's a metaphor.
334
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,571
Technically, it's a simile.
335
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,740
All right.
336
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:14,445
Anyway, that's my sales pitch.
337
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,612
Enjoy your dinner.
338
00:15:19,183 --> 00:15:20,884
Okay. He had his chance.
339
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,619
Now is my turn to speak.
340
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,823
It does not have to be.
341
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:29,159
Abishola, what I am about to say
342
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,463
will be at times both funny and moving.
343
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,832
More wine, please.
344
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:38,535
Gin.
345
00:15:38,832 --> 00:15:42,006
I'm beginning to think
these cards are marked.
346
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:44,975
Possible. Or maybe you just suck.
347
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,113
Saved by the Chinese food.
348
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,121
You're not my egg roll.
349
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,523
- Come home.
- Why?
350
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,026
What do you mean, "why"?
That is where you belong.
351
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,995
I belong where my thoughts
and feelings are appreciated.
352
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,730
Thoughts and feelings?
353
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,466
What is wrong with you?
354
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,635
- Tunde, who is it?
- My wife.
355
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,605
- Olu? Invite her in!
- No!
356
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,473
I'm tired of being pushed around!
357
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,641
Just do it!
358
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,710
Please, come in.
359
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:25,682
I know what you're thinking,
but we were just playing cards.
360
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,053
I couldn't jump his
bones if I wanted to.
361
00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:33,257
I'm sorry my husband has imposed on you,
but we'll be going now.
362
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:36,627
I'm not an imposition,
I am an invited guest.
363
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,129
You're an ATM machine is what you are.
364
00:16:39,984 --> 00:16:42,366
Please, both of you, sit down.
365
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,377
You're mad at Big T, aren't you?
366
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,511
Who is Big T?
367
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,713
Tunde.
368
00:16:56,782 --> 00:17:01,085
This is the first time I'm hearing it,
but I like it.
369
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,154
Well, then, yes. I'm very mad at Big T.
370
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,255
Yeah.
371
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,591
You have no idea how lucky you are.
372
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,725
Lucky?
373
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,597
Olu, I was married
374
00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:15,399
to my husband for 26 years,
and mad at him for 27.
375
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,368
27?
376
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,370
He pissed me off when he died.
377
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,273
But I'd give anything to yell
378
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,510
at that dumb son of a
bitch one more time.
379
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,545
I don't understand.
380
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,682
Well, think of it this way.
381
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,351
You and Tunde
382
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,621
are like cellmates
serving a life sentence.
383
00:17:38,596 --> 00:17:40,624
Inevitably,
there's going to be times when you want
384
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,627
to stick a shiv in his ribs.
385
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,629
But you don't.
386
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,564
And that's love.
387
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,704
I have missed you.
388
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,672
- Okay.
- Tunde!
389
00:17:58,091 --> 00:17:59,476
I have missed you, too.
390
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,836
Better.
391
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:06,150
Perfect timing. That's the Panda Palace.
392
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,653
- Tunde?
- I'm going.
393
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,324
You've got a good one there.
394
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:17,728
I do. Now give me the cards.
395
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,796
I need to win back some of this money.
396
00:18:22,598 --> 00:18:24,340
_
397
00:18:24,641 --> 00:18:28,243
Wait, you showed up at the restaurant?
398
00:18:28,311 --> 00:18:30,111
I thought it would be romantic.
399
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,446
I think it's sweet.
400
00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:33,248
I think it's stalking.
401
00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:34,749
Well, it doesn't matter.
402
00:18:34,818 --> 00:18:37,285
She found somebody better, life goes on.
403
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:39,521
On the bright side,
she's Mom's primary caregiver,
404
00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:41,890
so you get to relive
your shame every day.
405
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,091
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
406
00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:47,128
Who is that helping?
407
00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,132
Good morning.
408
00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:53,401
- Hey.
- Morning.
409
00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:56,938
Bob, look who it is. It's Abishola.
410
00:18:57,650 --> 00:18:58,940
Take a hike.
411
00:18:59,009 --> 00:19:01,809
Because you want to make another
weird, pathetic speech?
412
00:19:01,878 --> 00:19:03,678
- Go.
- Okay.
413
00:19:03,747 --> 00:19:05,013
Bye.
414
00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:07,415
That was a three-dollar muffin.
415
00:19:11,154 --> 00:19:13,588
I'm really sorry about last night.
416
00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:15,256
You should be.
417
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:17,692
I didn't mean to embarrass you.
418
00:19:17,761 --> 00:19:19,193
You embarrassed yourself.
419
00:19:19,262 --> 00:19:20,695
Well, regardless,
420
00:19:20,764 --> 00:19:22,363
I stand by everything I said.
421
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,632
Good to know.
422
00:19:25,187 --> 00:19:28,036
Here. I brought you breakfast.
423
00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:36,077
Ice cream?
424
00:19:38,114 --> 00:19:41,015
Enjoy. I'm going
to check on your mother.
425
00:19:47,774 --> 00:19:49,812
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