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Dre: Christmas has always been
the favorite holiday
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in the Johnson house.
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It's the holiday that
brings out the best in us.
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♪ Hey, playa,
whatcha gonna get, punk ♪
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♪ For Christmas? ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Whatcha gonna get ♪
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Well, sometimes it brings out
the best in us.
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We have lots
of family traditions,
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but Pops only has one...
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Well, we go through this
every year, Earl.
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We close at 6:00 p.m.
on Christmas Eve.
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It's Christmas Eve
again?
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Yes.
Already?
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...which sucked
when I was a kid,
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but over time
it's been one of the things
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I've gotten used to.
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Pops just doesn't
do Christmas.
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[ Horn honks "Jingle Bells" ]
[ Laughs ]
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What's that?
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Merry Christmas, family!
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-Oh!
-Whoa!
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Lynette: We lost a few gifts
on the freeway,
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but there's something
for everyone!
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[ Laughs ]
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Ooh!
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What the hell?
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What gives, Pops?
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Huh?
I thought
you hated Christmas.
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Well, in the past,
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I never had a reason
for the season.
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[ Chuckles ]
Hurtful.
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But Lynette
loves Christmas,
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and seeing it
through her eyes
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has just opened me up
to just how special it is.
Mnh-mnh.
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Did you know Starbucks
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changes their cups
at Christmas?
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Look at this.
The lady's in a snowflake.
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Now, how'd they get the lady
in the snowflake?
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What you doing
in the snowflake, baby?
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How is it that
you are in your 60s
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and you are only just now
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discovering
the Christmas spirit?
Mm.
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I know. I feel like
I've been missing out.
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You've been missing out?
[ Chuckles ]
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One year you gave me
a piece of coal
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and told me
it would be a diamond
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if I was stronger.
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Well, we'll just have
to make up for lost time.
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This year the Johnsons
are going all out.
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We're gonna roast chestnuts
on an open fire,
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we're gonna deck the halls,
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we're gonna put little presents
in them big-ass socks.
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What?
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Stockings?
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Man, they got a name
for all this stuff?
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Ooh!
Wow.
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I might be
going out on a limb here, son,
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but this feels like
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the most wonderful time
of the year.
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So this is what Alzheimer's
looks like.
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Pops, you're pitching
Christmas to us
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like it's vegetables.
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You've made the sale, brother.
We're in.
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Uh, maybe
you should incorporate
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some of my traditions,
as well.
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Ooh, we really
don't like to stray
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from our own traditions.
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We're very traditional
like that.
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Are you sure?
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Because one of the traditions
in my family
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is that we hide $200
in the house
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on Christmas Eve.
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And in the morning,
all of the kids hunt for it.
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Can we have a moment,
please?
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We're in.
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We'd also like to call you
"Nana Nette."
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Okay, well,
I'll go get my money.
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-Ah.
-[ Laughs ]
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Another
Christmas miracle.
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Mm, mm.
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I got a warm, fuzzy feeling
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I thought I could only
get from alcohol.
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I'm glad
you've come to embrace
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what is easily the most popular
day of the year, Pops.
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Dre, I recognize that,
in years past,
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I have disappointed,
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but that stops now.
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What's done is done.
I promise.
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Now, you want
to live in the past
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or you want to go find
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the best damn Christmas tree
in town?
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I want to forget the past
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and find the best damn
Christmas tree in town.
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But, Dad...
Hm?
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...we already have a tree
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that you and I
picked out together.
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Put it in the trash.
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Daddy, let's go!
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Hurtful.
[ Door closes ]
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So, do we have a head count
for the open house yet?
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Uh, yeah.
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Somewhere between
18 and 48 people.
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No one has RSVP'd.
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I bet you if Jamie Foxx
was having this party,
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people
would have RSVP'd.
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But all I get is,
"[Bleep] you, Bow."
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You know what?
I'm just --
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I'm just gonna go.
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Alright. I'm gonna make
the Christmas list.
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Alright.
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Looks like someone's
having a stressful day.
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Oh, God,
you know how it is.
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Every year, there's just so much
Christmas to take care of.
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Well, I'm pretty handy
in the kitchen.
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Are you?
If you're comfortable,
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I'd be honored if you'd let me
make Christmas dinner.
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There's my list.
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Oh, sweetie,
I don't need anything.
Oh.
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I'm going to do
my traditional Creole buffet.
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Okay.
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I'm talking boudin,
étouffée, shrimp remoulade.
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Christmas can't get
any better.
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Hey!
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I'm off for my Silver Singles
Christmas cruise.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'll see you suckers
after the ball drops.
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[ Chuckles ]
Merry Christmas.
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Hey.
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Thank you, Santa.
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♪ When you never had
a Christmas ♪
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♪ Like the ones in TV shows ♪
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♪ No good gifts
beneath the tree ♪
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♪ No bikes or boxes
tied with bows ♪
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♪ But Santa must have
got my letter ♪
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♪ Because my Pops
is so much better ♪
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♪ Many years
I've waited 'round ♪
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Dre: Let's dance.
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♪ For Father Christmas
to come to town ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Father Christmas ♪
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♪ So glad you're the man ♪
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♪ Father Christmas ♪
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♪ With the Christmas plan ♪
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♪ 40 years ♪
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
♪ Till Father Christmas
came to town ♪♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-laaaa ♪
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[ Chuckles ]
Here's a $50.
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Make sure you take care
of everybody.
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[ Chuckles ]
Happy holidays.
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-Happy holidays.
-Happy holidays.
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Uh, ladies like necklaces,
right?
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'Cause that's what I got
Lynette.
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As long as it doesn't say
"Life Alert," you're fine.
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Oh, cool, cool.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Hey, kids,
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I'm gonna need you
to go get Lynette, Doug,
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and the rest of the family,
alright?
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We're gonna do
Christmas story.
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Ooh.
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
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It was Christmas Eve,
and the house was full of love.
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Come on, guys.
Christmas story.
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Me and Pops.
Pops and Lynette.
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I was even digging Doug...
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I'll be right there.
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...even though he drank
too much of my Scotch,
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and Bow finally got to relax.
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Ha. So that's why she got
a dragon tattoo.
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I was finally getting
the Christmas
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I'd always dreamed of.
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[ Laughs ]
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Grab your places.
Let's get this story started.
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Alright,
come on, everybody!
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"Then they opened
their treasures
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and presented him with gifts
of gold, frankincense..."
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And?
"...and myrrh."
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-Myrrh.
-Whoa!
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[ Thudding, bells jingle ]
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Did you guys hear that?
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Huh-unh.
Hear what?
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[ Thudding, bells jingle ]
That.
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Up on the roof.
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[ Thudding and jingling
continues ]
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If it's up on the roof,
it can only mean one thing.
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Ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas!
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Oh, my God!
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My elves and I
have been working
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to make sure that this
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is a Christmas
that no one forgets.
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And I have a sack
full of presents
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for all the good boys
and girls.
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I've been good, Santa.
I want a present.
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I've been good.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho!
[ Doorbell rings ]
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You see what happens
when you tip the carolers?
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I'm gonna have them
spread joy elsewhere.
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, hey.
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Merry Christmas,
brother.
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Can -- Can I help you?
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Merry Christmas.
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Is Lynette here?
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Uh, yeah. Come in.
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-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Lynette, uh,
you got a visitor.
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[ Gasps ]
Phillip?
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-Phillip?
-Oh, my...
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Ain't that your ex?
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Lynette, when I got back
to Sierra Leone,
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I realized I should've
never asked you to --
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to choose between me
and your life here.
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So I have sold
everything.
[ Gasps ]
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Alright,
I'm giving up my life
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because I choose you.
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Phillip, you should not
have come here.
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But I'm so glad you did.
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Wait. Lynette. Wait, wait.
Hold up, now. W--
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Earl,
when Phillip and I split,
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it was because I thought
we could never be together.
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What are you saying?
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Earl, I'm so sorry.
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I love you.
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But I need him.
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Phillip, did you just
get in tonight?
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Phillip:
I flew in last evening.
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[ Door closes ]
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[ Bells jingle ]
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Oh, my God.
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So...
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I think I'll probably just --
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Yeah, I'm just gonna go.
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♪♪
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[ Door closes ]
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There's nothing sadder
than a heartbroken Black man
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in a rented Santa suit.
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Hey, Pops, I-I don't even
know what to say.
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She was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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If you'll excuse me...
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[ Bells jingling ]
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...I'm gonna go be alone
for a minute.
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That poor guy.
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I'll go check on him.
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Okay, well,
I am gonna be upstairs,
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slicing open pillows,
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looking for the cash
that Lynette hid.
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Hmm.
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That homewrecker.
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♪♪
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♪ Baby,
I believe in this love ♪
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♪ Sweet love ♪
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♪ Hear me callin' out
your -- ♪
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[ Music shuts off ]
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Hey.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah,
I'm just taking a minute.
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[ Sighs ]
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Look, you ain't got
to check on me, son.
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Go on, enjoy your Christmas.
I'm fine.
260
00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:27,380
Hey, Pops,
it's okay if you're not.
261
00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:28,830
Oh, but I am.
262
00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:29,920
I managed to pour
263
00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,460
a whole bottle
of your good Scotch
264
00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:32,540
into this coffee cup,
265
00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,210
so I'm-a just hang here.
266
00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:36,330
You go have a nice holiday
with the family.
267
00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:40,170
Pops, I am not about
to leave you out here alone.
268
00:09:40,170 --> 00:09:43,670
Alright, these --
these last few days with you
269
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,790
have been
some of the best,
270
00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:50,170
most Christmasy days
of my life.
271
00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,420
Let me pay you back,
Pops.
272
00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:52,920
Let me give you
the best Christmas
273
00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,120
that I can give you.
274
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,330
Well,
guess it can't be no worse
275
00:09:57,330 --> 00:10:00,380
than sitting here,
drinking Scotch by myself,
276
00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:03,080
having feelings up to
but not including crying.
277
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,380
Ah, there you go.
278
00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:07,000
So we're gonna do Christmas,
huh?
279
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000
But we can scale it back,
alright?
280
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,080
We don't have to have
the open house tomorrow.
281
00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,620
Might be good
to see people.
282
00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,670
Oh.
283
00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:17,920
Yeah, yeah,
I could use the distraction.
284
00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,330
Thanks.
285
00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,710
Good looking out, son.
286
00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:26,750
Always, man.
287
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:32,380
Oh, dry clean only.
288
00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:33,500
I just was wondering
289
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,710
if that was, like,
wash and wear,
290
00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,580
but...okay.
291
00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:38,790
♪♪
292
00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:41,120
I've never seen anything
like this before in my life.
293
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,250
I was up all night,
worried about Pops.
294
00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:44,420
Well, then,
you're the only person
295
00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:46,120
who snores
while they're awake.
296
00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,670
We need
to get rid of everything
297
00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:49,500
that would remind him
of what happened,
298
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,580
starting
with these jammies
299
00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:52,920
that Lynette bought us,
alright?
300
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,920
We got to lose them.
These?
301
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,330
But they're
the softest things
302
00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:57,380
that have ever
touched my body.
Dre: I don't care.
303
00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:00,460
These and everything else
that will remind him of her
304
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,080
need to go
into the wood chipper.
305
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,420
You finally got me
my wood chipper?
306
00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:05,620
What? No!
307
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,620
Why would I get you
a wood chipper?
308
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,250
You know what? Never mind.
I don't care.
309
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,580
Go get rid
of these things.
310
00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:13,540
Uh...that's
a good fresh start.
311
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,080
Alright,
now we have to figure out
312
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,170
what we're gonna do about
this open house tonight.
313
00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,750
We're still having
the open house?
314
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,920
Yeah.
Pops still wants it.
315
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,580
Okay, Dre,
I don't know what I'm doing.
316
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,380
I'm cooking a gumbo
317
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:28,500
I should've started
four days ago,
318
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,210
and there's some sort of
giant, 10-pound roast
319
00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:32,670
in the oven,
320
00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:34,330
and I don't even know
what kind of meat that is.
321
00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:37,120
You are a doctor, Bow.
Improvise.
322
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,830
That's the one thing
we're not supposed to do.
323
00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,000
We are all doing things that
we have never done before.
324
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,750
Did I think
I was gonna have a colonoscopy
325
00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,620
before I had my first Christmas
with my daddy?
326
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,790
No!
327
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,750
Bow, miracles are happening
all around us.
328
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,790
Mm-hmm.
329
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:50,920
Miracles, Bow!
330
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,620
♪♪
331
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:56,040
So we'd gotten rid
of every trace of Lynette
332
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,420
around the house.
333
00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:59,790
And now it was all about
the good stuff --
334
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:02,670
watching Laker-Clippers
and opening presents.
335
00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:03,920
He's coming, y'all.
336
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,000
Oh, hey, hey,
how does he look?
337
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,170
I don't know.
338
00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:09,500
Wearing a pastel linen pant
and moving slow.
339
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,670
Looked like Pops.
340
00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:12,500
-Hey, hey, Pops.
-Hey.
341
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,330
-Hey.
-Hey.
342
00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:16,210
Smells like burnt alligator
in here.
343
00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:17,750
That's what it is.
344
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:18,960
Why don't you come on,
sit down,
345
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,290
and open up a gift
346
00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:22,040
before our guests
start to arrive?
347
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,540
And there's one for you.
348
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,290
"To Pops and L--"
You know what?
349
00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:27,290
Uh, just to Pops.
350
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:28,380
We don't need that.
351
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,750
Okay.
352
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,500
What is it,
what is it, what is it?
353
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,000
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
354
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,750
-Oh.
-That's a good one.
355
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,750
Oh, an olive-wood
cutting board.
356
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:40,500
Very nice.
357
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,960
-Pretty.
-Oh.
358
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,880
Dre: Oh, you got
a "Lynette & Earl."
359
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,420
That's, uh --
That's a brand name,
360
00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:47,500
like, uh --
like Black & Decker.
361
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,460
Mm-hmm.
You know what, Pops?
362
00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:49,670
We can open up gifts later,
363
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,500
because the real present
at Christmas is people.
364
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,420
Yes, it is.
365
00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,750
Hey, Portal,
call Rhonda.
366
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,500
[ Portal beeps ]
367
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,670
[ Ringing ]
368
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,330
Hey, Portal, answer.
369
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,120
[ Portal beeps ]
370
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,000
-Hey, hey!
-Oh, hey!
371
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,080
-Merry Christmas.
-Hey, family.
372
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,380
Rhonda:
Merry Christmas.
373
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,920
Pops, word on the street
is you got dumped.
374
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,750
Pops: Uh, yeah, yeah,
that -- that happened.
Dre: Rhonda.
375
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:19,380
Oh, I'm so sorry
to hear that, Pops.
376
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,920
She didn't deserve you
anyway.
377
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,960
Oh, yeah. For sure.
378
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,830
And, you know,
it's Christmas Day,
379
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:27,880
and I'm surrounded
by the people I love.
380
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,330
Yeah, and Dre.
381
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,460
[ Laughs ]
Okay.
382
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,500
She burned you.
I'll remember that.
383
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,790
I'll remember that.
384
00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:34,380
Dre: I didn't care
how it was happening.
385
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,670
All that mattered is
386
00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:38,250
it seemed like Pops
was coming back to life.
387
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,210
[ Doorbell rings ]
388
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,420
Oh, excuse me.
389
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,120
Yeah?
390
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,710
Hey.
391
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:45,000
Hey, hey, Doug,
what are you doing here, man?
392
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000
My Pops can't see you.
393
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,120
Hey, hey, you know,
394
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,420
just because my mom
isn't with your dad
395
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,000
doesn't mean you and I
can't hang out.
396
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,710
Doug, that's exactly
what that means.
397
00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:54,120
But we were gonna go see that
new "Star Wars" together.
398
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,170
Hey, hey, you know what?
Check this, Doug.
399
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,120
You still can, alright?
I hear it's great.
400
00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,580
But what I'm trying
to say is,
401
00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:01,040
"These are not the Dres
that you're looking for."
402
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,040
Alright?
Merry Christmas, Doug.
403
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,380
May the Force be with you.
But -- Hey.
404
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:07,290
So it was
a closed door for Doug
405
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,330
and an open house
for everyone else.
406
00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,330
[ Chuckles ] Hey, Janine.
Yeah?
407
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,670
Hominy?
408
00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:14,000
Onion fritter?
409
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,670
Blackened gator?
410
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:17,330
Thank you, no, no.
No?
411
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:20,000
No, I'm -- I'm -- I'm full
from those giant shrimp.
412
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,670
Oh, delicious.
Yeah, I-I've never --
413
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:23,080
never had them
like that before,
414
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,750
you know, with -- with the eyes
and the whiskers
415
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,040
and the...
Yeah.
416
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,670
...and the kind of
still moving around.
417
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,380
There's a lot of fight
in those little guys.
418
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:30,460
Mm.
Huh?
419
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,670
Makes them tasty.
[ Laughs ]
420
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:34,460
[ Sighs ]
Hey, you're an old lady.
421
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:37,000
If you were going to hide $200
in a house like this,
422
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,290
where would you put it?
423
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,290
[ Sighs ]
424
00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,380
Wha...
425
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,120
Introduce you
to everybody in here.
426
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,830
Hey, everybody,
this is Cheryl.
427
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,210
Oh, my goodness.
428
00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:48,540
Oh, my goodness.
429
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:51,000
Is that
what I think it is?
430
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,040
Oh.
[ Chuckles ]
431
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,500
Mm. Mwah.
432
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,000
[ Laughs ]
433
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,290
Uh, okay, Pops,
uh, who's this?
434
00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,380
This is Cheryl.
She an old friend of mine.
435
00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,000
I called her
on the landline.
436
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,290
She picked up.
One ring.
437
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:04,790
Here we are.
Okay.
438
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:07,710
She has aroused
my Christmas spirit.
439
00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,170
You feel me?
Ah. [ Chuckles ]
440
00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:10,790
That's, uh, gross.
441
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,380
But, uh, glad to see
that you're back.
442
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,670
Alright.
Come on, baby.
443
00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:16,620
Let's get you a drink.
Ooh, okay.
444
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:17,670
♪♪
445
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:18,790
Hey, babe, come here.
446
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:21,290
What?
447
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,500
Look at Pops
over there.
448
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,290
Did you hire that woman
for your father?
449
00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,830
No.
Oh.
450
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:30,830
This is a legit, old-school
Christmas Day booty call.
451
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,830
Wow.
452
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,670
I think Pops
is gonna be okay.
453
00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:34,880
Yeah.
454
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,170
She seems great.
455
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:38,540
Hey,
can you try the gumbo?
456
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:42,170
'Cause the spoon is not
supposed to break off
457
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:43,620
when you're stirring it,
right?
458
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:45,750
No.
Okay.
459
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,170
♪♪
460
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:49,380
Eggnog?
What's in it?
461
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:52,250
Oh, uh, heavy cream,
egg yolks, sugar, and rum.
462
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,880
Mmm.
So I'm drinking cake?
Yeah.
463
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,960
What a fantastic
White idea.
464
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,330
[ Both chuckle ]
465
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,210
Now, um,
what holiday is this?
466
00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:02,000
I got a little something
for you, baby.
467
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,040
Oh.
468
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,170
I hope you like it.
469
00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:06,170
[ Gasps ]
470
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:08,120
There's a picture of me
inside.
471
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,460
So I'll always be
close to your heart.
472
00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:13,500
It's lovely, Earl,
but jewelry?
473
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,290
What?
You're my girl.
474
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,330
I am?
Mm-hmm.
475
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:20,120
We haven't seen each other
in a year.
476
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,670
Yes,
but we have something.
477
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,210
Look,
let's get out of here.
478
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:25,830
Let's go get some ice cream
or elope.
479
00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,670
[ Chuckles ]
480
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:29,960
I think this is moving
a little too fast.
481
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,670
What?
Maybe I should go.
482
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:33,790
Wait, wait.
You're leaving me?
483
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,000
On Christmas?
484
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,290
I invited you
into my family.
485
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,000
We were supposed to spend
our lives together.
486
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,380
We were supposed
to get married.
487
00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:43,500
She said forever.
488
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,080
I guess forever don't mean
what I thought it meant.
489
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,250
[ Door opens ]
If he wants to get married,
I'm available.
490
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,000
[ Door closes ]
Classic holiday moment.
491
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,920
Want to go get a drink?
492
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,670
I'd love to.
That's okay.
493
00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:57,750
You didn't let me chase you
long enough.
494
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,210
♪♪
495
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,670
♪♪
496
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,500
[ Knock on door,
door opens ]
497
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:10,500
Hey.
498
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,500
Uh...
499
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,080
I'm sorry, Pops.
500
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,540
We should have canceled
that whole open-house thing.
501
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:16,710
This is on me.
502
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,540
The open house
didn't make me call Cheryl.
503
00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,500
I just can't understand
504
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,710
what went wrong
with Lynette.
505
00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,330
Why'd she leave me
506
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:25,330
after I changed so much
for the better, son?
507
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:28,120
Hey, Pops,
I can't answer that, man.
508
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,620
Sometimes you do
what's right,
509
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:30,830
and it still
doesn't work out.
510
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:33,250
And I still feel like
a damn fool.
511
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,750
I proposed to Lynette
after just three weeks.
512
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,420
I put on the Santa suit.
513
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:39,080
I read
a Jamaica Kincaid novel.
514
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,670
Mm-hmm.
I mean,
I really believed
515
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,080
that we were
going to be together
516
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,250
for the rest
of our lives.
517
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,670
Pops,
and that's growth.
518
00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:46,500
You loved someone
519
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,620
in a way that
you should love someone.
520
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,670
Like you're never
expecting it to end.
521
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,040
Yeah, but it did end.
522
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,290
Yeah, this one did.
523
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:54,500
[ Sighs ]
524
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,920
Pops, you being with Lynette
made you a better person.
525
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,710
This Pops gave me
526
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:02,830
the best Christmas
I've ever had.
527
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,420
Yeah, it was a pretty good
Christmas, though, wasn't it?
528
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,170
[ Chuckles ]
Till I got my ass dumped.
529
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,000
[ Inhales sharply ]
Ooh.
530
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,750
Son, how did I lose my woman
to a guy named Phillip?
531
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,380
If he ain't
in Earth, Wind & Fire,
532
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,420
makes no sense to me.
533
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:22,920
[ Both laugh ]
534
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,040
Hey, Pops, come back
to the house, man.
535
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,210
The kids are hanging,
Bow's gumbo's almost ready.
536
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:32,380
Yeah,
I-I think I'm okay.
537
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:34,500
You sure?
Yeah, I think I'm good.
538
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,210
Listen, I'll probably just
go and find someplace
539
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:38,500
that's still
serving alcohol.
540
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,670
Of course you will.
Mm.
541
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:43,290
Well,
you're not missing anything.
542
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,040
That gumbo's probably
not gonna be ready
543
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,250
till tomorrow at the earliest
anyway.
544
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:51,120
Hey, Pops.
545
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,670
I love you.
546
00:18:55,670 --> 00:19:00,460
♪♪
547
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,120
Love you, too, son.
548
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,710
♪♪
549
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,380
Ah, it's not
in the closet.
550
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,830
Not in here, either.
551
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,250
[ Grunts ]
552
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,540
You tossed my room?
553
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:14,330
Well, we asked
the Magic 8-Ball
554
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:16,330
if the money
was in Junior's room,
555
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,830
and it said,
"You can rely on it."
556
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:19,500
That's the best lead
we have.
557
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,170
Help me pull
this carpet up.
558
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,670
♪♪
559
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,040
Is that
what I think it is?
560
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,830
Devante found the money.
561
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,880
It would be so easy
to take it from him.
562
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,210
It'd be like taking candy
from him.
563
00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,420
[ Sighs ] We can't.
564
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,830
He found it
fair and square.
565
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:39,170
But we can trade.
566
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:42,040
Devante,
you want the shiny?
567
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,080
The crinkly?
568
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,000
So your big brother
can put gas in his car?
569
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,540
No, Devante,
don't do it.
570
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:50,960
What?
571
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,040
Yes!
572
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:53,670
What?
[ Chuckles ]
573
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,790
Well played.
574
00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:56,170
I would've done
the same thing.
575
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,670
Me, too.
576
00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,670
That bag is so shiny.
577
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:00,710
♪♪
578
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:07,080
♪ Silent night, holy night ♪
579
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,540
Ruby: So, I guess I know
how you're doing.
580
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:13,120
I can't lie,
I've been better.
581
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,000
♪ All is bright ♪
582
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,330
I'm sorry to hear that,
Earl.
583
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:18,420
♪ 'Round yon virgin ♪
584
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,670
Thanks for coming, Ruby.
Ah, it's nothing.
585
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,790
There were three heart attacks
on the ship
586
00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:24,830
before it even left
the Long Beach Harbor.
587
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:27,000
Damn.
You know,
young people think
588
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,330
they've got the market
cornered on heartbreak,
589
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,670
but at our age,
590
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:35,000
stings like a son of a bitch,
doesn't it?
591
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,540
I thought I was done
with all that.
Mm.
592
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:40,290
How is it possible
it hurts more now?
593
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:41,380
Well,
when you're young,
594
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:43,000
you still have
your life ahead of you,
595
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,420
but now you don't know
596
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,710
how many more opportunities
you're gonna have at love.
597
00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:49,790
I'm-a need
another drink.
598
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,670
Hey, Earl, hey.
Huh?
599
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,670
It'll happen.
600
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,920
You're too good of a man
for it not to.
601
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,080
♪ Glories stream... ♪
602
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:04,000
But, Earl, you do know...
603
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,880
part of you
deserves this.
604
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,710
♪ Heavenly hosts
sing Alleluia ♪
605
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:11,500
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.
606
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,170
Yeah, come on.
Help me with this pie.
607
00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,170
I can't eat it all.
608
00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:15,670
Oh, I shouldn't.
609
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:17,500
Merry Christmas, Earl.
610
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,880
Merry Christmas, Ruby.
611
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:23,330
♪ Christ the Savior is born ♪
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