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Oh, shoot, I forgot to charge my laptop.
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Can I borrow yours to check my e-mail?
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-Of course you can.
-Thank you.
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[man] Oh crap,
did I close that porn window last night?
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I think I closed it.
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Oh, God, I hope I closed it. Oh, no.
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Yeah!
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Sorry, I was just listening to the game.
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You don't have anything in your ear.
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-Hi guys.
-Morning.
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-Hey, how are you?
-Good morning.
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I can't believe how cute they are!
My baby sister had twins.
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-Let me see them pics.
-Oh, my God, of course.
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[woman] If he scrolls too far,
he's about to see an entire vagina.
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Could be my vagina,
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or Sandra's vagina,
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or Kimberly's vagina.
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Why do I keep so many pictures
of my lovers' vagina on my phone?
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There's only six pictures, Keith!
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Sorry, wish there were more.
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-Good morning, everyone.
-Hi there.
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-Please welcome our prospective investors.
-Hi.
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Also, it's take your daughter to work day,
so I brought my little pumpkin.
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Hi! [laughs]
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Alright, time to start this presentation.
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Let me just plug my laptop
into the projector so everyone can see.
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Dear God, why did I make that picture
of hobbit's feet my desktop?
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Why, Lord?
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Everyone's gonna know I jerk it
to Samwise Gamgee's exposed feet, Lord.
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The investors and my baby's here! Lord!
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-No, no, no!
-[laptop beeps]
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Whoo! Yes!
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Yeah!
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You're glad your computer's broken?
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Yeah.
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[woman moaning on laptop]
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[all clamoring]
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Cover your eyes.
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Whoa!
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I'm so sorry. Oh, wow.
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Tammy, never apologize
for watching black porn.
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-♪ Here we come now ♪
-♪ Now it's our time ♪
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-♪ Here we come now ♪
-♪ Here we come, we here ♪
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♪ Like ha, ha, hee, hee
That's how you'll be ♪
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♪ You won't resist
When you turn on your TV ♪
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♪ You know we taking over
Something's gotta give ♪
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♪ Watch us run things
Like we did ♪
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♪ You know the vibe
Clear the way, here we come ♪
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♪ We be numero uno
No comprende, number one ♪
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-♪ Here we come, y'all ♪
-♪ With a brand new style ♪
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♪ Hit you with the first line ♪
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Okay, Astronomy Club,
we need some fresh ideas.
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What do we got?
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Okay, what about
a superhero vengeance team
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that instead of fighting crime,
they unite to take on social justice?
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-Superheroes are played out.
-A little preachy.
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-I think it's a bad idea.
-Thanks for letting me speak.
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Pitching can be cut throat,
but when a great idea comes along...
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Mwah!
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I got one, hear me out.
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It's Full House, but black.
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So, just a shot-by-shot recreation
of the sitcom Full House?
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But black.
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-Alright.
-Okay.
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-Good idea.
-Didn't know where you were going.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Low key I hate Jon,
but that idea was fire.
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I mean, Hollywood loves that shit,
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Black Annie, Blacula, The Wiz.
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And, Soul Plane is Airplane, but black,
and that shit was tight.
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I got a lot more, too, all right.
Cheers, but black.
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All right, Sex In The City,
but them ladies black.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Blackish, but white.
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But black.
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C'mon, baby, c'mon.
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I'm-- I'm sorry, not to be a bummer,
but isn't that a bit reductive?
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I don't know, is money reductive?
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'Cause we about to get that paper.
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Get that paper!
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Get that paper!
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And then this four year old girl says,
"Stop talking, Mom, you sound dumb."
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-Hell, no.
-No, should've knocked her in the teeth.
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I wish my kid would say that
to me. [grunts]
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Kids these days are so disrespectful.
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Can you imagine talking
that way to our parents?
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Mm-mmm.
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I asked Ma once, "Stop embarrassing me
in front of my friends."
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Bruh, she slapped the taste
out of my mouth.
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-I bet she did.
-Yeah, she did.
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I completely lost the ability to taste.
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I remember I used to jump on the bed
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all the time, until I got my ass whooped
with an electrical cord.
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Never touched a bed again.
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-You mean never jumped on a bed again?
-No,
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never touched.
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-Where do you sleep?
-Floors, benches,
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comfy wooden chairs like these. [chuckles]
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I'm always tired,
but I learned my lesson.
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Physical discipline, it works.
I don't care what the studies say.
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I wish a study would say that to me.
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They're always saying how spanking
damages kids,
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but I was hit with a switch all the time,
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and they're always saying
how spanking damages kids.
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Exactly.
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Freddy, you're eating a candle.
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Oh, my bad.
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Sometimes, I can't tell which one's food.
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[woman laughs]
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I had a great childhood, I look so happy.
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Yeah, Papa beat the black off me.
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He didn't get all of it,
but he got most of it.
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[nervous laughter]
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See, tell me one good reason
why parents shouldn't hit they kids.
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-[snores, screams]
-[chuckles]
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They say kids shouldn't be afraid
of their father,
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but I'm glad I was scared.
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Sure, he crossed some lines,
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but without those beatings,
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I wouldn't have respect for authority,
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or underlying anger issues,
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or the inability
to be emotionally vulnerable.
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Got to live in a...
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constant state of fear.
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What would I get the belt for this time?
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Laughing?
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Crying?
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Some other behavior children do?
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I can still hear his words echo
in my mind.
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[shouting]
"I wish you would say that to me!"
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Kids these days, am I right?
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[laughing]
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They soft.
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Hey cousins, we're about
to close the casket.
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Last chance to say goodbye to your father.
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Yeah, let's bury this nigga.
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Need any help in there?
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I think I'm okay.
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Actually, I just wanna double-check.
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Is this the right bra size for me?
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The right bra size?
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-Yeah.
-[sales clerk laughs]
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[laughing]
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Okay, I'm sorry, why are you laughing?
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The right bra size?
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Yeah.
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-Of course it's not the right bra size.
-Really?
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I feel like it fits.
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This? You think this fits?
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Oh, my God, is your brain bad?
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What? Okay.
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What about this one?
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Oh, my God. Monica, Monica,
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get in here and look at how bad
this woman's brain is.
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I've already tweeted it.
You've got a bad brain.
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I don't understand,
am I supposed to size down?
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[both] Down?
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-Size up?
-[both] Up?
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What do I do? Am I changing
band size, cup size?
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I just wanna know my right bra size.
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Don't you have to measure with the tape?
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Why, to make it look dumber?
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We should measure your brain!
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-It would be so small!
-Little brain. Little brain.
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Like a dinosaur.
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-I swear to God.
-Dinosaur little brain.
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[man over PA] Please be on alert,
as we have a missing child at the mall.
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I repeat, we have a missing child
at the mall.
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Oh, my God.
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That's sad, we gotta missing child.
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Also missing is the brain
of one dumb woman,
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who thinks she knows a goddamn bra size.
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-What?
-You're so dumb.
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[child laughing]
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[distorted laughter]
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[high-pitched] Oh, my gosh.
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We-- we're so dumb.
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I'll take 'em all.
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So,
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walk me through the journey
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of the history of Astronomy Club.
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Oh, you mean,
a journey through black history?
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Ever since this "but black" money
rolled in,
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we've been living our best lives.
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Okay.
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Who are your inspirations?
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Actually, all the great
comedy sketch teams.
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Monty Python, The State,
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Fox & Friends.
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[laughing]
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-But black.
-No, you don't say it.
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That's our thing. Stop appropriating.
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You're right, I'm so sorry.
And also, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Were there ever any doubters?
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Someone who thought that an all-black
troupe doing black versions
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of ideas that have already
been done before was hack?
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Which it's obviously not.
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I think there was one,
but I don't remember who.
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[murmuring] Black, white, black.
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A Guy Fieri, but black.
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KFC, but black.
Oh, wait, that's Church's Chicken.
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What about... [groans]
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Curse you, Jonathan Braylock!
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Curse you!
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[DJ] Welcome to Club Domino.
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It's a three day weekend,
so you know what that means.
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It's time to get lit!
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[airhorn blows]
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Shout out to all the single ladies
in the house,
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all the fellas with a good job,
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and to the black folk
that just got in VIP,
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y'all deserve it.
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Reparations!
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[airhorn blowing]
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Let's get some champagne popping
in this bitch.
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It may not be 40 acres, but can a nigga
get off on a Henny Mule?
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You know what I'm saying?
Can we get our reparations?
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I said, can we get our reparations?
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[crowd] Whoop, whoop!
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Oh yeah, shake what your momma gave ya,
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'cause she never had a chance to dance
on a table as freely as you can.
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Until the late 1930s,
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blacks weren't even allowed
in the same clubs as whites. [whoops]
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When I say "rep," you say "aration."
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-Rep. Reparation.
-Aration.
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Oh, I see you, brother. Trying to get
your swirl on like ebony and ivory.
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But be careful. My granddaddy talked
to a white woman once in 1969.
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Nobody's seen him since.
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Hey! Hey, bruh,
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cops ain't even try to help him.
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-But, do your thing. Reparations.
-[airhorn blows]
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Damn, it's hot in here.
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♪ The roof is on fire ♪
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♪ We don't need no water... ♪
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We need reparations
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to continue to rebuild our communities.
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Like, in Philadelphia in 1985,
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police bombed a residential
black apartment building.
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They think we forgot,
they thought wrong!
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-[airhorn blows]
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Uh-oh!
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There's a birthday in the house!
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Stacy, where you at, girl?
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There's our queen.
Throw your hands in the air,
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and keep 'em there,
because the cops are always watching.
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-[man] Hands on the steering wheel.
- I'm DJ Reparations, my time is almost up,
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but before I go, I want to slow it down
to the Negro national anthem.
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♪ Lift every voice and sing ♪
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♪ Till earth and heaven ring ♪
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-Alright, you like it. My man.
-Right.
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[man] Children, you need to behave
for this new sitter.
254
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,563
We've already had six
that have quit this year.
255
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I don't know what we're going
to do with you two.
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Not to fear, now that Mary Poppins
is "in the house."
257
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[both] Mary Poppins!
258
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Whoa, the famous British nanny!
259
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283
What are you doing
on this side of the pond?
260
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:25,536
I'm here to look
after the Banks children, fam.
261
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,208
You are Mr. and Mrs. Banks, are you not?
262
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[Mrs. Banks] We are.
263
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Mary, have you ever been a nanny
for black children before?
264
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:37,172
Let's just say I've been studying up
on the culture.
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♪ In every job that must be done ♪
266
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♪ There is an element of fun ♪
267
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Oh, I love this song.
268
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♪ Find the fun, sing a tune ♪
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♪ Get some sugar and a spoon ♪
270
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♪ Drop that beat, wipe your frown ♪
271
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♪ Help medicine and Mary get down ♪
272
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[Mary beatboxing]
273
00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,453
-What was that?
-Oh, you didn't know Mary could spit?
274
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,199
♪ Supercalifragilistic
Y'all know I'm the dopest ♪
275
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,082
♪ My exterior is very white
But inside, I'm ferocious ♪
276
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Stop, Mary, stop.
277
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You don't have to pander to us
with the raps, just because we're black.
278
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Even though your flow was nice.
279
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I feel you. Why rap
when you can step, in time.
280
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-Break it down, Mary.
-Step, ho,
281
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here we go! [giggles]
282
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:28,063
Okay, this is offensive.
283
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,230
No, my dear, this is the rock.
284
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,528
Mary, clearly you don't understand
black people.
285
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,244
Are you sure about that?
286
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,988
[Mr. Banks]
Damn, them the new Air Jordans!
287
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,919
[flatly] I mean, shame on you,
pandering to us with cool black things.
288
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,956
You are being racist.
289
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,593
Well, that's gratitude for you.
290
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:01,010
You came here to help them,
and they call you out. Ungrateful nigg--
291
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,010
[Mary] Um... [laughs]
292
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,881
He's from a different time.
293
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:04,838
You need to leave.
294
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,927
I know I came on a bit strong,
295
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:10,022
but, I'm just so excited
to expand my horizons.
296
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,809
I very much want to be an ally
to people of all colors.
297
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,728
Okay, Mary, your heart was
in the right place.
298
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,106
We'll give you another chance.
299
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,032
But that racist umbrella has to go.
300
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:27,872
Splendid, we'll have so much fun,
and no more mishaps.
301
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,620
'Ello, Mary Poppins.
302
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,622
Shall we and the children go
and kick it in the park?
303
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,748
-I can explain.
-Get out.
304
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,417
[man] And the Academy Award
for best picture goes to:
305
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:43,626
Astronomy Club.
306
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:48,298
[woman] This is Astronomy Club's
first nomination and first win
307
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,927
for Empire Strikes Black.
308
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,225
We did it! Whoo!
309
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,601
Ah, thank you to the Academy.
310
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,023
Now, as group leader,
311
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:02,316
I wanna say this group is amazing, okay?
312
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:06,531
And we really couldn't have made it here
if it wasn't for everyone in this group,
313
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,119
and I do mean everyone.
314
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,579
[applause]
315
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,338
Thank you.
316
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,587
I don't put a lot of stock into awards,
317
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,675
but standing up here with...
with all my friends...
318
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,299
makes me very happy.
319
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,523
We are Hollywood, but black!
320
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,520
[applause]
321
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,772
[all] James! James! James!
322
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,953
You're the captain now.
323
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,777
[Keisha] James.
324
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,331
James.
325
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,697
James, do you have any ideas?
326
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,209
Yes.
327
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,790
It's a complete replication
of the Marvel Cinematic Universe...
328
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,457
but black.
329
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,001
[laughs]
330
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:10,844
-Okay, anyone else? Mo?
-Me. Yeah, okay.
331
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,098
It's called Weave Jobs.
332
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:15,099
It's like a Steve Jobs character,
but she wears weaves.
333
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,602
And, like, the product is a weave,
334
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:20,444
and, you know, we have
Steve Jobs type of glasses, right?
335
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,414
I'm the captain now.
336
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,468
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
337
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,478
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
338
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,190
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
339
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,941
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
340
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,282
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Now it's our time ♪
341
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,859
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Here we come, we here ♪
342
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,065
-♪ Here we come, y'all ♪
-♪ With a brand-new style ♪
343
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,696
-♪ Here we come, y'all ♪
-♪ Hit you with the first line, pow ♪
344
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,333
♪ Like ha, ha, hee, hee
That's how you'll be ♪
345
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,661
♪ You won't resist
When you turn on your TV ♪
346
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,367
♪ A whole 'nother level
With a brand-new swag ♪
347
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,838
♪ Lemme show you
How we gon' get that bag ♪
348
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,378
♪ You know we taking over
Something's gotta give ♪
349
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,973
♪ Watch us run things
Like we, like we, like we did ♪
350
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,179
♪ You know the vibe
Clear the way, here we come ♪
351
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,799
♪ We be numero uno
No comprende, number one ♪
352
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,597
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
353
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,182
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
354
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,693
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
355
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,102
♪ Here we come, y'all
Here we come ♪
356
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,193
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Here we come ♪
357
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,614
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ Here we come ♪
358
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,203
-♪ Here we come, y'all, here we come ♪
-♪ So you better get good ♪
359
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,529
♪ Let's get it
Get everybody now ♪
360
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,695
-♪ It's going down ♪
-♪ It's about to be lit, and that's fact ♪
361
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,905
♪ When we hit you
With the first line, pow ♪
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