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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,531 --> 00:00:40,837 - Hey, Rick! 2 00:00:40,838 --> 00:00:42,475 - Oh. Hey, Herb. 3 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,618 - So, you know what this week is, right? 4 00:00:45,619 --> 00:00:47,625 - Um, is it Easter? 5 00:00:47,626 --> 00:00:50,200 - No, it's my spring break! 6 00:00:50,201 --> 00:00:52,373 No school for seven days! 7 00:00:52,374 --> 00:00:54,614 And guess what? Go pack your things 8 00:00:54,615 --> 00:00:57,824 because you and I are going on a big, romantic trip! 9 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,127 - Really? 10 00:00:59,128 --> 00:01:00,967 - I just came from the travel agent. 11 00:01:00,968 --> 00:01:02,438 We're gonna spend five nights 12 00:01:02,439 --> 00:01:05,582 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. 13 00:01:06,753 --> 00:01:08,290 - Oh. 14 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:11,132 - Well, what's the matter? - Myrtle Beach? Really? 15 00:01:11,133 --> 00:01:13,439 We all know what goes on down there. 16 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,881 I don't do that stuff anymore, and neither should you. 17 00:01:16,651 --> 00:01:19,492 - Rick, I don't wanna go down there to rage. 18 00:01:19,493 --> 00:01:22,502 I just wanna sit on a beach with you and watch the sunset. 19 00:01:22,503 --> 00:01:25,444 - Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach where those places are? 20 00:01:25,445 --> 00:01:28,219 - I don't wanna go into one of those places. 21 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:29,858 I don't think they even exist anymore. 22 00:01:29,859 --> 00:01:32,399 Don't you think this is just what we need, Rick? 23 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,873 - You don't even wanna go into one of those places? 24 00:01:34,874 --> 00:01:36,311 - Rick, I'm a little old for that. 25 00:01:36,312 --> 00:01:38,552 It'd be pretty pathetic if I did. 26 00:01:38,553 --> 00:01:40,023 - Well... 27 00:01:40,024 --> 00:01:41,795 Okay. - Ohh, Rick! 28 00:01:41,796 --> 00:01:43,266 We're gonna have the best time! 29 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:44,839 I can't wait to spoil you. 30 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,443 - I really do need a vacation. 31 00:01:46,444 --> 00:01:50,691 - Oh, we're gonna have the best spring break of anyone! 32 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:54,101 - All right, guys. You sure you packed everything? 33 00:01:54,102 --> 00:01:55,739 - Yeah, that should be all of it. 34 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,448 - Well, I hope you and Shelley have a great spring break trip. 35 00:01:58,449 --> 00:02:00,387 - I still feel bad, us going on a trip 36 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,160 while you and Stan stay home. 37 00:02:02,161 --> 00:02:03,564 - You guys have fun in Santa Fe. 38 00:02:03,565 --> 00:02:05,838 We're gonna do some dad and son stuff. 39 00:02:05,839 --> 00:02:07,042 Goodbye, Shelley! 40 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,751 Have fun! I'll miss you! 41 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,726 - There should be food enough to last you the week. 42 00:02:12,727 --> 00:02:15,067 - Yes, yes, don't worry. We'll be fine. 43 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,073 - Bye, Stan! Love you! - Love you, Mom! 44 00:02:17,074 --> 00:02:20,151 - Okay, guys, be safe. - Bye! 45 00:02:24,063 --> 00:02:26,269 Aww, jeah! 46 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:28,776 Bitches are gone! 47 00:02:28,777 --> 00:02:31,686 Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! 48 00:02:31,687 --> 00:02:33,692 This is gonna be the best spring break ever. 49 00:02:33,693 --> 00:02:35,666 They're gonna be gone the whole week! 50 00:02:36,803 --> 00:02:39,176 Bro, what are you doing? 51 00:02:39,177 --> 00:02:40,949 - I'm painting miniatures. 52 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:42,520 - Painting min... 53 00:02:42,521 --> 00:02:44,226 Dude, do you not understand? 54 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:45,964 Your mom and Shelley are gone. 55 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:49,107 We can do whatever we want without any stupid rules. 56 00:02:49,108 --> 00:02:50,211 - Whatever I want? 57 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:51,281 - Yeah, dude! 58 00:02:51,282 --> 00:02:52,586 That's what this is all about. 59 00:02:52,587 --> 00:02:54,725 Let's do some spring break shit! 60 00:02:54,726 --> 00:02:56,096 - Can I see if any of the guys wanna come over 61 00:02:56,097 --> 00:02:57,602 to do "40k" all week? 62 00:02:57,603 --> 00:02:59,340 - Hell, yeah, let's do some "40k." 63 00:02:59,341 --> 00:03:00,410 What is that? 64 00:03:00,411 --> 00:03:01,915 - You don't know "Warhammer 40k"? 65 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:04,255 - Oh, yeah, "Warhammer 40k," of course. 66 00:03:04,256 --> 00:03:05,627 I'm down. Let's do it. 67 00:03:05,628 --> 00:03:07,264 - Really? All week? - Yeah, dude! 68 00:03:07,265 --> 00:03:08,435 You're old enough. 69 00:03:08,436 --> 00:03:10,676 - Sweet! I'm gonna call Tolkien! 70 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:21,042 - Oh, Rick. 71 00:03:21,043 --> 00:03:23,984 Isn't this nice? This place is incredible. 72 00:03:23,985 --> 00:03:25,523 - Yeah, it's really nice. 73 00:03:25,524 --> 00:03:27,529 I just don't know if I deserve all this. 74 00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:29,334 - You do deserve it, Rick. 75 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,441 You've made me really happy. 76 00:03:31,442 --> 00:03:32,946 Are you almost done? 77 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:35,988 - Yeah, all done. Here you go. 78 00:03:35,989 --> 00:03:38,798 - Oh, Rick. Look at how happy we are. 79 00:03:40,571 --> 00:03:43,512 Oh, that salt water air is just so good. 80 00:03:43,513 --> 00:03:45,017 Can't wait to try some Southern food. 81 00:03:45,018 --> 00:03:47,625 You hungry? - Yeah, sure. I could eat. 82 00:03:47,626 --> 00:03:49,564 - A lot of things are different here in the South. 83 00:03:49,565 --> 00:03:51,170 Kinda hard to figure out what's good. 84 00:03:51,171 --> 00:03:52,674 Yeah, all the stores 85 00:03:52,675 --> 00:03:54,380 and restaurants here aren't like Colorado. 86 00:03:54,381 --> 00:03:56,018 It's almost like another culture. 87 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:58,392 Herb? 88 00:03:59,564 --> 00:04:00,968 Herb? 89 00:04:06,251 --> 00:04:08,224 Oh, no. - Geez. 90 00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:09,895 It's still here. 91 00:04:14,009 --> 00:04:16,115 - You said you wouldn't go into one of these places. 92 00:04:16,116 --> 00:04:18,322 - I don't wanna go in. I just... 93 00:04:18,323 --> 00:04:20,429 can't believe some of these places are still here. 94 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:22,669 - Whoa! Look who's here! 95 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:24,575 What are you doing in town? 96 00:04:24,576 --> 00:04:26,748 - Oh, I'm just on vacation. 97 00:04:26,749 --> 00:04:27,986 This is Rick. 98 00:04:27,987 --> 00:04:29,457 - Well, do you wanna come inside 99 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:30,628 and rally a little bit? 100 00:04:30,629 --> 00:04:32,734 - Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore. 101 00:04:32,735 --> 00:04:34,573 - You sure? Everyone would love 102 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:35,777 to rally with you again. 103 00:04:35,778 --> 00:04:37,816 - I'm sure. I don't need to rally. 104 00:04:37,817 --> 00:04:39,790 I'm just here to relax. Take care. 105 00:04:39,791 --> 00:04:41,930 - Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here! 106 00:04:41,931 --> 00:04:43,467 America number one! 107 00:04:43,469 --> 00:04:45,641 - Number one, yep. 108 00:04:45,642 --> 00:04:48,117 Some people, huh? Geez. 109 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:53,801 - Okay, so I'm gonna have my Retributor Squad 110 00:04:53,802 --> 00:04:55,773 attack your Stormhawk Interceptor. 111 00:04:55,774 --> 00:04:57,479 - Okay, that has a toughness of 7 112 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,385 and a -1 to your hit rolls. 113 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:03,163 - Okay, so that's three, four, five hits. 114 00:05:03,164 --> 00:05:05,203 - Okay, I'm gonna roll my saving throw, which is 3+. 115 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:06,975 What in the actual 116 00:05:06,976 --> 00:05:08,647 are you guys doing? 117 00:05:08,648 --> 00:05:10,085 - We're playing "40k." 118 00:05:10,086 --> 00:05:12,994 - You guys have wasted another day of spring break 119 00:05:12,995 --> 00:05:15,836 with this stupid shit. 120 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:18,880 - Do you guys know what spring break is about? 121 00:05:18,881 --> 00:05:21,855 Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling. 122 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:23,628 Don't you wanna get some bitches over here? 123 00:05:23,629 --> 00:05:25,802 - I thought you were happy 'cause the bitches were gone? 124 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,173 - I'm happy the bitches are gone 125 00:05:27,174 --> 00:05:28,911 so we can have bitches over! 126 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,285 Spring break is dude time. 127 00:05:31,286 --> 00:05:32,924 But you know what, 128 00:05:32,925 --> 00:05:34,997 today's society has ruined it all. 129 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:39,812 They've taught you boys to be ashamed of being boys. 130 00:05:39,813 --> 00:05:44,561 Convinced you that your natural innate male desires are toxic. 131 00:05:45,531 --> 00:05:47,904 No matter what the liberals try to tell you, boys, 132 00:05:47,905 --> 00:05:50,346 you shouldn't be ashamed of your gender. 133 00:05:50,347 --> 00:05:53,121 - Okay, Dad. So I've got an Imperium infantry unit 134 00:05:53,122 --> 00:05:54,191 within six inches of Celestine, 135 00:05:54,192 --> 00:05:56,098 so they have a +6 save. 136 00:05:57,268 --> 00:05:58,671 - My God. 137 00:05:58,672 --> 00:06:01,514 What are we going to do? 138 00:06:08,904 --> 00:06:10,843 - I'm going to sleep. 139 00:06:10,844 --> 00:06:12,582 I'm gonna go to sleep now. 140 00:06:14,856 --> 00:06:17,799 - Here I go... to sleep. 141 00:06:20,441 --> 00:06:22,013 Rick? 142 00:06:57,624 --> 00:07:00,232 - Can I help you find any... oh, my God! 143 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:01,636 Sir, you're back! 144 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,208 - Yeah, just browsing. 145 00:07:03,209 --> 00:07:05,448 - You guys, it's him! He's here! 146 00:07:05,449 --> 00:07:06,732 - Oh, wow, it is him! - It's him? 147 00:07:07,823 --> 00:07:09,026 - Is that really you? 148 00:07:09,027 --> 00:07:10,398 - What are you doing here? 149 00:07:10,399 --> 00:07:11,969 - Could I get a selfie with you? 150 00:07:11,970 --> 00:07:13,942 - Hey, uh, since you're here, 151 00:07:13,943 --> 00:07:15,246 you wanna rally a little bit? 152 00:07:15,247 --> 00:07:16,985 - No, no. I can't rally 153 00:07:16,986 --> 00:07:19,493 I've got a serious boyfriend. I'm just looking around. 154 00:07:19,494 --> 00:07:21,666 - Oh, come on. When are you gonna be here again? 155 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:22,904 Live a little! 156 00:07:22,905 --> 00:07:25,178 - Well, maybe I could do just a little bit. 157 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:26,983 I mean, wha... 158 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:30,026 What the hell is up with all these Mexicans? Huh? 159 00:07:31,766 --> 00:07:34,407 Yeah! I mean... I mean, Joe Biden obviously thinks 160 00:07:34,408 --> 00:07:36,178 immigrants are made of gold or something. 161 00:07:36,179 --> 00:07:38,587 Piece of shit! 162 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,727 Yeah! Yeah! 163 00:07:46,446 --> 00:07:48,284 Hey, Steven. You know your son's 164 00:07:48,285 --> 00:07:50,055 been over at my house for spring break? 165 00:07:50,056 --> 00:07:51,761 - Yeah, of course I know. 166 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:54,336 - Well, you should see what they're doing, 167 00:07:54,337 --> 00:07:57,245 'cause it's a little hrrrp. 168 00:07:57,246 --> 00:07:58,683 - Well... well, what are they doing? 169 00:07:58,684 --> 00:08:01,292 - Look, I just think we better talk with our boys 170 00:08:01,293 --> 00:08:03,666 to counteract all the ways in which society 171 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:06,575 has been pathologizing masculinity. 172 00:08:06,576 --> 00:08:08,815 I mean, you went balls-out on spring break, right? 173 00:08:08,816 --> 00:08:11,524 Tried to see chicks' boobs and stuff? 174 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,630 - Mm, no I didn't. 175 00:08:13,631 --> 00:08:15,636 - Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed 176 00:08:15,637 --> 00:08:17,308 of being a guy, right? 177 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:18,646 Like, you went out to the lake 178 00:08:18,647 --> 00:08:20,953 and tried to play grab ass with girls, right? 179 00:08:20,954 --> 00:08:23,762 - No, I did not. 180 00:08:23,763 --> 00:08:26,504 - Why... why are you saying that? 181 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:29,179 Why are you making those words with your mouth? 182 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:31,553 - Oh, hey, Randy. Everything okay with the boys? 183 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,760 - Ohh, right. 184 00:08:33,761 --> 00:08:35,833 Sorry... sorry, yeah, everything's great. 185 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:38,475 They're playing a little table miniatures game. 186 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,715 It's great. 187 00:08:40,716 --> 00:08:43,257 Just, uh, came to let you know they're good. 188 00:08:43,258 --> 00:08:44,326 Don't worry. 189 00:08:44,327 --> 00:08:46,401 I'm gonna take care of it. 190 00:08:47,772 --> 00:08:49,075 - I'll tell you what else. 191 00:08:49,076 --> 00:08:51,115 This whole situation in the Ukraine, 192 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:53,054 that wouldn't be happening on my watch. 193 00:08:54,526 --> 00:08:57,802 The problem is now we all have a president who's afraid. 194 00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:00,912 And that's why Joe and the ho have got to go! 195 00:09:02,318 --> 00:09:04,156 And I'll tell you another thing. 196 00:09:04,157 --> 00:09:05,863 It's... oh, hang on a second. 197 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:08,637 Oh, crap. 198 00:09:08,638 --> 00:09:10,142 Ho... hold on a second, everybody. 199 00:09:10,143 --> 00:09:12,114 Uh... 200 00:09:14,456 --> 00:09:16,427 Oh, hey, Rick! 201 00:09:16,428 --> 00:09:17,632 - Where are you? 202 00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:18,936 - I couldn't sleep, Rick. 203 00:09:18,937 --> 00:09:20,374 I was just tossing and turning 204 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:21,678 and I didn't wanna wake you up, 205 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:24,052 so I decided to come out and buy some sunscreen 206 00:09:24,053 --> 00:09:25,690 and stuff for our beach day tomorrow. 207 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,596 - Oh, okay. 208 00:09:27,597 --> 00:09:30,004 I got scared that you were out rallying. 209 00:09:30,005 --> 00:09:32,412 - Ohh, geez, well, that's silly. 210 00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:34,585 Last thing I wanna do is rally. 211 00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:35,989 Listen up... Get back to sleep, Rick. 212 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:37,528 I'll... I'll be right home, okay? 213 00:09:37,529 --> 00:09:39,935 - Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye. 214 00:09:39,936 --> 00:09:41,875 Bye-bye. 215 00:09:41,876 --> 00:09:43,346 Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody. 216 00:09:43,347 --> 00:09:44,750 I need to get going. 217 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,456 - Oh, come on. Just rally with us a little bit more. 218 00:09:46,457 --> 00:09:47,760 - No, I really can't. 219 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,734 - Just a few more minutes. Come on! 220 00:09:50,637 --> 00:09:53,746 - All right, I guess I can rally just a little bit longer. 221 00:09:53,747 --> 00:09:55,585 I mean, after all, I am here for you. 222 00:09:55,586 --> 00:09:57,791 I am your warrior! 223 00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,330 Liberal left! 224 00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:00,935 Hunter Biden laptop! 225 00:10:02,407 --> 00:10:04,882 Yeah! Yeah! 226 00:10:15,123 --> 00:10:16,526 Uh... 227 00:10:16,527 --> 00:10:18,867 Ugh. Oh, geez. 228 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,873 - Herb? Herb, you gotta get up. 229 00:10:20,874 --> 00:10:22,947 We're gonna miss our whole beach day. 230 00:10:22,948 --> 00:10:25,822 - Oh, it's... it's just the time change, Rick. 231 00:10:25,823 --> 00:10:27,059 You enjoy the beach. 232 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,601 I just gotta sleep a little longer. 233 00:10:29,602 --> 00:10:31,106 - Okay. 234 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,035 Dude, it's so awesome being able 235 00:10:51,036 --> 00:10:52,272 to leave "Warhammer" set up all night 236 00:10:52,273 --> 00:10:53,509 and come back to it in the morning. 237 00:10:53,510 --> 00:10:55,381 - I know, it's great. 238 00:10:55,382 --> 00:10:58,358 - Hey, hey, you guys. What did you do? 239 00:10:58,359 --> 00:11:00,431 - What do you mean? - I mean the cops are here. 240 00:11:00,432 --> 00:11:02,104 What did you guys do? 241 00:11:03,174 --> 00:11:05,715 - We're just continuing our game of "40k" from last night. 242 00:11:05,716 --> 00:11:07,119 - Okay, you guys, just stop 243 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,360 'cause the police wanna ask you some questions. 244 00:11:09,361 --> 00:11:10,696 Come on in, officers. 245 00:11:10,697 --> 00:11:12,670 Hello, gentlemen. 246 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,940 Hands up. 247 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,315 - We heard somebody in here's been bad. 248 00:11:16,316 --> 00:11:18,989 - Oh, no, guys. Looks like you're in big trouble. 249 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:20,862 You better read 'em their rights. 250 00:11:20,863 --> 00:11:22,534 - Hey, whoa, whoa! Don't touch the models. 251 00:11:22,535 --> 00:11:23,805 We spent a long time on this. 252 00:11:23,806 --> 00:11:25,108 - Stan, stop with that shit. 253 00:11:25,109 --> 00:11:26,446 Come on, get into it. 254 00:11:26,447 --> 00:11:28,586 Wet t-shirt contest! 255 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,224 Hey, what the? 256 00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:32,666 - What? - Hey, you guy! 257 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,337 You do not harass the ladies! 258 00:11:34,338 --> 00:11:36,578 - Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes. 259 00:11:36,579 --> 00:11:38,885 You wanna talk, big man? Huh? 260 00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:40,624 You wanna be big man? 261 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:41,995 - Whoa, whoa, okay. I... 262 00:11:41,996 --> 00:11:44,503 I think I need to explain something to you, okay? 263 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,743 Look, I'm just trying to combat the messages 264 00:11:46,744 --> 00:11:48,917 that the liberal left is putting out to young men 265 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:51,726 about their male instincts being toxic. 266 00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:53,097 The you talking? 267 00:11:53,098 --> 00:11:54,635 - You know, I'm trying to show my son 268 00:11:54,636 --> 00:11:56,641 and his nerdy little friend what a real party is 269 00:11:56,642 --> 00:11:58,815 'cause society wants them to be ashamed 270 00:11:58,816 --> 00:12:00,955 of their masculine natures. 271 00:12:00,956 --> 00:12:03,363 - You want real party? - Yeah! 272 00:12:03,364 --> 00:12:05,837 Truth is, I got a whole barn full of weed. 273 00:12:05,838 --> 00:12:08,915 - I will call some friends. 274 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,939 - The person you are trying to reach 275 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:18,443 cannot be located. 276 00:12:18,444 --> 00:12:20,717 Please leave a message. 277 00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:22,021 - Where are you? 278 00:12:22,022 --> 00:12:23,994 I got back from the beach and you were gone. 279 00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:25,500 Please pick up. 280 00:12:39,811 --> 00:12:42,519 Excuse me. Excuse me. 281 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,672 - And we're gonna take Georgia, 282 00:12:48,673 --> 00:12:51,480 and... and we're gonna take Arizona this time! 283 00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:55,527 And when I say we're gonna take Arizona in the election, 284 00:12:55,528 --> 00:12:57,199 I... I mean we're gonna take it again. 285 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,506 'cause we all know I won it last time, too! 286 00:12:59,507 --> 00:13:01,245 Oh. 287 00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:03,786 Oh. Hey, everybody. 288 00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:05,091 This is Rick. 289 00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:11,879 Rick! Rick, will you just wait! 290 00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:14,052 - You know it's 2:00 in the morning? 291 00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:16,861 I was alone at the hotel while you were out rallying! 292 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:19,669 - I just wanted to rally for a little bit. 293 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:22,178 - Yeah, you really look like you just rallied a little bit. 294 00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:24,519 - I got a text that Tucker was in town, 295 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,893 and I just wanted to go rally for a little bit. 296 00:13:26,894 --> 00:13:29,467 - You really think those people care about you, Herb? 297 00:13:29,468 --> 00:13:32,276 They don't. They just wanna do that. 298 00:13:32,277 --> 00:13:35,118 - Rick, I got it out of my system now. 299 00:13:35,119 --> 00:13:36,590 We can still have a great vacation. 300 00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:38,261 Let's just start over tomorrow. 301 00:13:38,262 --> 00:13:40,000 Okay? 302 00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:51,872 - Right, all right, let's do this! 303 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:52,941 Okay, you ready? 304 00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:55,415 Three, two, one. Go! 305 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,690 Check it out, guys! 306 00:13:59,028 --> 00:14:00,733 Ahh! 307 00:14:00,734 --> 00:14:02,104 Huh? Whoa! 308 00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,755 - Sir, do you think you can walk? 309 00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:09,661 No, I don't think so. 310 00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:11,935 - Sir, we think you've had too much to drink, 311 00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:13,807 and we should probably take you to the hospital. 312 00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:15,813 - No, I can't. I have to stay here 313 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,585 'cause I'm in charge of my son. 314 00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:19,926 Today's woke culture has vilified his manhood 315 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,765 and made him ashamed of himself. 316 00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:24,474 - Okay, sir, but it appears you have a broken arm 317 00:14:24,475 --> 00:14:26,079 and several fractured ribs. 318 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,718 - Yeah, but I can't leave 319 00:14:27,719 --> 00:14:30,092 because my son's natural instincts are being suppressed 320 00:14:30,093 --> 00:14:32,299 and it's leading to behavioral problems. 321 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,837 You see the shit he's doing? 322 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:36,379 He's over there playing with dolls. 323 00:14:43,735 --> 00:14:45,909 - It's pretty good fondue, right? 324 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,252 - We should probably just go back to the hotel. 325 00:14:49,253 --> 00:14:51,191 You've got the shakes from rallying all night. 326 00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:54,067 - No, no, Rick. This is our vacation. 327 00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,605 I want us to have a nice 328 00:14:55,606 --> 00:14:57,511 romantic lunch. 329 00:14:57,512 --> 00:14:59,718 - Maybe we should just go back to Colorado. 330 00:14:59,719 --> 00:15:02,661 - No, Rick. I'm gonna make this up to you. 331 00:15:02,662 --> 00:15:04,165 I don't wanna rally anymore. 332 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,771 There's just a lot of people out there 333 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,844 who won't let it go, you know? 334 00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:09,483 - Yes, and you can't be around them. 335 00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:11,455 - I know, I know. 336 00:15:11,456 --> 00:15:12,960 Let me just... 337 00:15:12,961 --> 00:15:15,635 Let me just go throw up because I'll feel much better. 338 00:15:15,636 --> 00:15:17,843 - Okay, go throw up, Herb. 339 00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:30,348 Oh, God. 340 00:15:30,349 --> 00:15:32,454 Come on, just stop. Stop. 341 00:15:32,455 --> 00:15:33,959 The country is fine. 342 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,631 You have better things to do. 343 00:15:56,197 --> 00:15:59,539 Yeah, oh yeah! That's it! Yeah! 344 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,115 We're gonna get abortion rights thrown the hell out 345 00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:05,024 so those dirty lesbians can't keep having abortions! 346 00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:06,997 - Yeah! Oh, yeah, man! 347 00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:09,270 - We're gonna get those Black Lives Matter protestors 348 00:16:09,271 --> 00:16:11,177 off the streets with a fire hose! 349 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,518 - Yeah, America! - Yeah! 350 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:14,654 Rick! 351 00:16:14,655 --> 00:16:16,729 You. 352 00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:20,339 - Well, to hell with you! 353 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,911 Nobody controls me! 354 00:16:21,912 --> 00:16:25,089 - Yeah! - Yeah! America! Yeah! 355 00:16:36,909 --> 00:16:38,614 - Can I help you? 356 00:16:38,615 --> 00:16:40,385 - We've had some complaints about a party 357 00:16:40,386 --> 00:16:42,425 that's been going on for three days here. 358 00:16:42,426 --> 00:16:43,730 - Hey, what's going on? 359 00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,843 All right, guys, who ordered the stripper? 360 00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:49,849 - Can we come in and look around, sir? 361 00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:51,922 - Oh, yeah! Come on in. 362 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,995 Honk honk! 363 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,333 - All right, get down on the ground! 364 00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,239 - Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay. 365 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,810 I'm just helping my boy 366 00:16:58,811 --> 00:17:00,315 through the media assault on manliness. 367 00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:03,659 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 368 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:05,164 - I need to see some ID, sir. 369 00:17:05,165 --> 00:17:08,173 - Uh! Okay! Okay, Stan! Stan! 370 00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:10,112 Yeah? 371 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,520 - Can you get my wallet from the upstairs? 372 00:17:12,521 --> 00:17:14,727 - Yeah, soon as we're done with this psyker phase. 373 00:17:14,728 --> 00:17:16,098 I have five psyker units. 374 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,406 - Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. 375 00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:22,585 - Hey! Freeze! You, right there! 376 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:25,762 - That's Alonzo Fineski, the Romanian sex trafficker! 377 00:17:25,763 --> 00:17:27,066 You, big man! 378 00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:31,681 - Ahh! Oh, my God! 379 00:17:31,682 --> 00:17:33,486 Ahh! 380 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,371 Stan? Stan? 381 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,139 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, 382 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,078 here he is, 383 00:17:52,079 --> 00:17:54,486 the once and future president 384 00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:56,392 of the United States of America! 385 00:18:02,545 --> 00:18:06,055 - Thank you. I am here today 386 00:18:06,056 --> 00:18:08,162 for those who have been wronged. 387 00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:12,944 For those who have been betrayed. 388 00:18:12,945 --> 00:18:15,351 And let me tell you 389 00:18:15,352 --> 00:18:19,197 that nobody in this country has been betrayed more 390 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,471 than my Ricky Rick. 391 00:18:21,472 --> 00:18:23,410 Huh? What? 392 00:18:23,411 --> 00:18:27,121 - Rick, I am so sorry. 393 00:18:27,122 --> 00:18:28,827 And if you are out there, 394 00:18:28,828 --> 00:18:31,769 I want you to know that I love you. 395 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,910 You are the only thing that keeps me from doing 396 00:18:33,911 --> 00:18:36,384 all this stupid stuff. 397 00:18:36,385 --> 00:18:39,260 When I met you, I felt in control of myself 398 00:18:39,261 --> 00:18:41,133 for the first time. 399 00:18:41,134 --> 00:18:45,045 There has never been anyone who calmed me down more 400 00:18:45,046 --> 00:18:48,155 than my little Ricky Bear. 401 00:18:48,156 --> 00:18:50,261 You are my boo. 402 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:54,106 - Did he just say that Rick is his boo? 403 00:18:54,107 --> 00:18:58,321 - The truth is, some of us simply can't be alone. 404 00:18:58,322 --> 00:19:03,402 We need a relationship so that we're accountable to someone. 405 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,379 I realize now how broken I am 406 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:11,060 without that person who keeps me from destroying myself. 407 00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:12,632 - Sh-Sharon? 408 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:16,410 - And all I've ever done was take you for granted 409 00:19:16,411 --> 00:19:19,085 and wished I wasn't being controlled. 410 00:19:19,086 --> 00:19:22,029 Hi, Sharon. 411 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:25,104 Will you please come home? 412 00:19:25,105 --> 00:19:28,683 - Rick, I am a giant piece of shit without you. 413 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:31,291 I don't deserve another chance. 414 00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:33,096 You have been wronged. 415 00:19:33,097 --> 00:19:35,336 You have been betrayed. 416 00:19:35,337 --> 00:19:40,755 And the only person who deserves retribution is me. 417 00:19:41,624 --> 00:19:45,837 I know you all really want to rally and rage, but... 418 00:19:45,838 --> 00:19:48,912 the only thing I have to say is... 419 00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:53,227 is that I love Rick. 420 00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:57,908 I love Rick! I love Rick! 421 00:19:57,909 --> 00:20:00,282 I love Rick. 422 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,221 I love Rick. 423 00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:06,769 I love Rick! I love Rick! 424 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,910 I love Rick! 425 00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:10,648 I love Rick! - I love you, Rick! 426 00:20:10,649 --> 00:20:13,758 I love Rick! I love Rick! 427 00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:15,898 I love Rick! - Yeah! 428 00:20:15,899 --> 00:20:18,539 I love Rick! 429 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:20,746 I love Rick! I love Rick! 430 00:20:20,747 --> 00:20:23,589 I love Rick! I love Rick! 431 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,826 I love Rick! 432 00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,765 - Oh, crap. Here we go again! 433 00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,471 I love Rick! I love Rick! 434 00:20:28,472 --> 00:20:29,641 I love... 435 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,923 - It's okay, Randy. We're back. 436 00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:48,869 - I'm sorry I cut your trip short. 437 00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,674 It's okay, Randy. 438 00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:52,949 You made it longer than last spring break. 439 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,839 - Oh. Hey, Mom. - Stanley, 440 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,511 what have I told you about playing "Warhammer" 441 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,987 on the kitchen table? - Aw! 442 00:21:21,472 --> 00:21:23,378 - Oh, Rick! 443 00:21:26,054 --> 00:21:28,895 I don't wanna go through all that again. 444 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:32,238 I just wanna stay in South Park with you. 445 00:21:32,239 --> 00:21:36,085 - Well, I guess we'll just have to see what happens. 446 00:21:50,848 --> 00:21:58,003 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 32002

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