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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:16,494 [SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS] 2 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:20,672 ♪ UNH! 3 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:22,457 ♪ HEY! 4 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,285 ♪ DO IT, YEAH! 5 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,287 ♪ HEY! 6 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,289 ♪ DO IT, YEAH! 7 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:29,812 ♪ HEY! 8 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:31,988 ♪ DO IT, YEAH! 9 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:32,989 ♪ HEY! 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,035 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 11 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,534 ♪ GO AWAY 12 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,841 ♪ WON'T YOU JUST GO AWAY? ♪ 13 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,321 ♪ GO AWAY 14 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:01,844 ♪ DON'T YOU COME BACK ONE DAY ♪ 15 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,324 ♪ JUST GO AWAY NOW ♪ 16 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:04,499 ♪ AND TAKE THIS STUFF 17 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,849 ♪ ALL OF YOUR PRECIOUS THINGS ♪ 18 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,155 ♪ LEAVE RIGHT NOW 19 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:09,678 ♪ KNOW WHAT TOMORROW BRINGS ♪ 20 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:10,853 ♪ JUST GO AWAY NOW ♪ 21 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:12,028 ♪ STAY AWAY 22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,335 ♪ WON'T YOU PLEASE STAY AWAY? ♪ 23 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:15,727 ♪ LIVE YOUR LIFE 24 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,338 ♪ LIVE IT REAL FAR AWAY ♪ 25 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:18,339 ♪ JUST GO AWAY NOW ♪ 26 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:19,514 ♪ SAVE YOURSELF 27 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:21,864 ♪ NO WAY TO GET IT ALL 28 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:23,344 ♪ LOOK AROUND 29 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,867 ♪ THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL ♪ 30 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,129 ♪ JUST GO AWAY NOW ♪ 31 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:30,568 ♪ AWWWW! 32 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:37,401 [HORNS HONK] 33 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:44,365 ♪ HEY! 34 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,367 ♪ DO IT, YEAH! 35 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,238 ♪ HEY! 36 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:50,240 ♪ DO IT, YEAH! 37 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,155 ♪ HEY! 38 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,896 ♪ DO IT, YEAH! 39 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,376 ♪ HEY! 40 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:56,681 WHOA! 41 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:57,769 ♪ GO AWAY 42 00:01:57,813 --> 00:02:00,163 ♪ WON'T YOU JUST GO AWAY? ♪ 43 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,556 ♪ GO AWAY 44 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,384 ♪ DON'T YOU COME BACK ONE DAY ♪ 45 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:04,385 ♪ JUST GO AWAY NOW ♪ 46 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:05,603 ♪ TAKE YOUR STUFF 47 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,692 ♪ ALL OF YOUR PRECIOUS THINGS ♪ 48 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:08,780 ♪ LEAVE RIGHT NOW 49 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:09,999 HI. HI. 50 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,392 ♪ AND KNOW WHAT TOMORROW BRINGS ♪ 51 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:12,697 ♪ JUST WALK AWAY NOW ♪ 52 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:14,395 ♪ AND WHEN YOU GO 53 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,962 ♪ I WON'T MISS YOU AT ALL ♪ 54 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:21,924 ♪ AND WHEN YOU GO 55 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,926 ♪ I'LL BE HAVING A BALL 56 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:25,101 HEY, MORNING, SARAH. 57 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,103 ♪ YOU WILL SEE 58 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,409 ♪ THOUGHTS OF YOU 59 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:29,932 ♪ WON'T EVER CROSS MY MIND ♪ 60 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:30,933 [TIRES SCREECH] 61 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:32,413 WATCH IT, LADY! 62 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,415 ♪ IT'S JUST TRUE, DON'T MEAN TO BE UNKIND ♪ 63 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:38,245 ♪ BUT PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO PARTY ♪ 64 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:42,205 ♪ BUT YOU WON'T LET THEM HAVE THEIR FUN ♪ 65 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:45,730 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 66 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,429 ♪ TOODLE-OO, GOODBYE, SHALOM ♪ 67 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,908 HI, SARAH.HOW YOU DOING? 68 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:53,782 ♪ PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO PARTY ♪ 69 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:56,959 ♪ AND WE'RE NOT WAITING TILL YOU'RE GONE ♪ 70 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:57,960 SLOW DOWN! 71 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:00,789 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 72 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:05,272 ♪ FARE THEE WELL, ADIOS, SO LONG ♪ 73 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:07,491 [SINGING IN SPANISH] 74 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:16,457 [SINGING SPANISH] 75 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,199 ♪ FARE THEE WELL, ADIOS, SO LONG ♪ 76 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,856 ♪ AWWW! ♪ 77 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:29,992 ♪ SOMEWHERE 78 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,820 ♪ OVER 79 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:36,999 ♪ THE RAINBOW... ♪ 80 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,174 MORNING. 81 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,002 YOU'RE GETTING CRUMBS ON MY COUNTER. 82 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,482 WHAT WILL BE, WILL BE. 83 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,484 CAN I GET A LITTLE SPACE HERE? 84 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:44,485 OH, EXCUSE US! 85 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,008 WELL, GET OUT OF THE WAY. 86 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:48,010 OH, FOR ME? THANK YOU! 87 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:50,012 [CHANGES MUSIC]NO, NOT FOR YOU. THANK YOU. 88 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:53,015 DO WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS HORRIBLE JUNGLE MUSIC? 89 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:56,018 DO YOU HAVE TO WORK HERE? IS SOMEBODY TWISTING YOUR ARM? 90 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,020 IT WOULD BE BAD LUCK 91 00:03:58,063 --> 00:04:02,024 IF AT LEAST ONE DAY WE HAD A REAL AFRICAN QUEEN HERE. 92 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:04,026 STOP HUMPING AT ME. DON'T DO IT AGAIN. 93 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:06,028 I STILL SAY I SHOULD WEAR THE CROWN. 94 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:08,030 I'M GONNA SLAP THE SH-- 95 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:11,033 WELCOME TO THE AFRICAN QUEEN. COME RIGHT IN. 96 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:12,034 THANK YOU. 97 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,514 OOH, I LOVE THIS. 98 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:14,515 THANK YOU. 99 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:15,516 [BELL RINGS] 100 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,039 O.K., LISTEN UP. 101 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,519 TURN TO PAGE 602-- 102 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:21,043 YOU'RE GOING TO FIND AN ILLUSTRATION 103 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:23,045 ON BLOOD AND THE VASCULAR-- 104 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:25,526 REUBEN, ENOUGH WITH THE GRAFFITI. 105 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,320 GIVE ME YOUR FINGER. 106 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,322 WHOA! QUIT GRABBING ME, GIRL. 107 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,281 JUST GIVE ME YOUR FINGER. 108 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:48,636 AAH! 109 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:50,507 AAH! YOU CUT ME! 110 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,074 [LAUGHTER] 111 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:53,858 KEEP IT DOWN, GANG. 112 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:54,990 SOMETHING FUNNY? 113 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,558 CAP AND GOWN FITTING IS ON THE 4th. 114 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,473 AW, YOUR MOTHERS. 115 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:04,260 MR. JACKSON IS PLEASED WITH THE TURNOUT FOR THE CONDOM DEMONSTRATION. 116 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,261 GO FIGURE. 117 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,741 I'M TYPE O. 118 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:09,918 ♪ O, O, O, O, O 119 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:11,528 ♪ O, O, O, O, O 120 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:12,834 STOP, SILLY. 121 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:15,576 WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH YOUR BLOOD TYPE-- 122 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,491 YOU ARE, DA DOW... 123 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,622 AB. 124 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,624 LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 125 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:22,409 WHY? 126 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:23,410 SOMETHING'S WRONG. 127 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:24,454 WHAT? 128 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:34,986 I'M AB. 129 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:41,645 ZORA? 130 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:45,170 ZORA, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 131 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:47,912 ZORA! 132 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:50,480 [SINGING IN AFRICAN LANGUAGE] 133 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,484 IS THAT GOOD? 134 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,617 O.K. 135 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,140 I'M GOING TO-- 136 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,141 MOM! 137 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:00,621 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 138 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,144 YOU LIED TO ME. 139 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,364 BEFORE DAD DIED, YOU HAD AN AFFAIR. 140 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:05,756 YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 141 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,151 THANK GOD THIS HAPPENED WHILE I WAS HERE. 142 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:11,153 YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS A, CHARLIE'S WAS O, 143 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,460 AND I JUST CAME OUT AB. 144 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:16,158 MA, THAT IS NOT GENETICALLY POSSIBLE. 145 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:17,638 OHH! 146 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,640 LOOK, WHY DON'T WE GO SOMEWHERE 147 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:21,990 AND TALK ABOUT THIS QUIETLY? 148 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:22,991 OHH! 149 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,210 OH. EXCUSE ME. 150 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:26,690 TAKE CARE OF THIS. 151 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,692 WAIT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE. 152 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:32,174 MA, IT WAS A SPERM BANK. THAT'S UNDIGNIFIED. 153 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:33,654 MAYBE TO SOME PEOPLE, 154 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:38,659 BUT, HEY, I'D JUST LOST THE BIGGEST LOVE OF MY LIFE. 155 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:41,662 I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD MAKE MYSELF ANOTHER. 156 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,228 SIT DOWN. 157 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:47,145 AND I DID, AND I GOT YOU. 158 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:52,499 I NEVER WANTED YOU TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS. 159 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:55,502 I REALLY WANTED TO TELL YOU BEFORE THIS. 160 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,721 IT'S JUST... I WAS CHICKEN. 161 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,811 AND I'M SORRY, 162 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:05,207 'CAUSE THIS WAS NOT THE RIGHT WAY FOR YOU TO FIND OUT. 163 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,687 IT'S O.K. 164 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,689 YOU SURE? 165 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,299 IT'S O.K. 166 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:11,431 O.K. 167 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:21,223 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE GUY WAS? 168 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:22,572 NO. 169 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:25,706 I MEAN, THE DOOR OPENED, THE TRAY CAME IN, 170 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,229 HE WAS THIS TALL. 171 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:28,273 MA! 172 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:31,233 WHAT? IT WAS IN A LITTLE VIAL. 173 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:34,236 IT DIDN'T SPEAK. HOW COULD I KNOW WHO IT WAS? 174 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:37,239 I ASKED FOR THE BEST THEY HAD-- 175 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,241 BLACK, SMART, NOT TOO TALL... 176 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:41,243 ALL THE THINGS YOU ARE. 177 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:43,985 THEY MADE MAGIC. THEY MADE YOU. 178 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,989 SO YOU BOUGHT SPERM. 179 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:52,254 YES! YES! I BOUGHT THE SPERM. 180 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:53,603 UHH! UHH! 181 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:58,260 HOW MUCH DID IT COST? I JUST WANT TO KNOW. 182 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,262 ARE YOU GOING TO BUY SOME? 183 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:01,263 NO. 184 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,091 IT DOESN'T MATTER. COME ON. 185 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:05,746 WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER IF IT WAS FREE-- 186 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:10,577 SOMEBODY HANDED IT TO ME ON THE STREET AND I USED IT AT HOME? 187 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,927 BUT I COULD HAVE A FATHER. 188 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,755 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 189 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:18,759 YOU HAD A FATHER, AND HIS NAME WAS CHARLIE. 190 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:21,805 AND...HE WAS THE BEST. 191 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,286 HE WAS GREAT. 192 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:25,896 LIFE IS GREAT. 193 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,769 O.K.? 194 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:29,987 O.K. 195 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:32,816 O.K. O.K. 196 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:35,689 O.K.! 197 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:36,820 O.K. 198 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:40,781 ARE YOU SURE YOU EVEN WANT TO BOTHER? 199 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,305 THEY CAN BE REAL ASSHOLES SOMETIMES. 200 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:46,787 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. I'M PREPARED TO GO ALONE. 201 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,310 NO, THAT AIN'T IT. 202 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,791 BESIDES, I MIGHT MEET MY FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW. 203 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,314 TEA CAKE, PLEASE. 204 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:55,317 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME. 205 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,797 BUT I WAS 7! 206 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,799 YOU WAS A MATURE 7. 207 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:01,323 JUST BE MY FRIEND, TEA. BOYFRIENDS COME AND GO. 208 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:04,326 BABY, I'LL COME AND GO. WHERE DO WE START? 209 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,327 YOU NASTY. 210 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,807 TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS. 211 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,331 I MAY NOT LIVE DOWN THE STREET FOREVER. 212 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,376 TAKE THE FIRST EXIT OFF THE BRIDGE. 213 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,379 LEFT. MAKE A LEFT AT THE LIGHT. 214 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:17,818 AT SOME POINT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE WE GOING. 215 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,820 I AIN'T FOLLOWING YOU LIKE SOME HONEYDEW SUCKER. 216 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,344 YOU BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS. 217 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,433 ARE THE RULES SUDDENLY CHANGING? 218 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:28,350 JUST TELL ME WHAT THE SIGN ON THE BUILDING IS GOING TO SAY. 219 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:29,351 CALIFORNIA CRYOBANK. 220 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,832 WHAT KIND OF BANK IS THAT? 221 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,355 IT'S A SPERM BANK. 222 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:34,835 IT'S RIGHT THERE, TEA. 223 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,359 FOR 17 YEARS, I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD. 224 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,448 BUT I HAVE A FATHER. 225 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:43,452 SO YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, "EXCUSE ME, 17 YEARS AGO 226 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,846 "A MAN CAME IN TO MAKE A DEPOSIT. 227 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,848 HE LOOKED LIKE ME, MAYBE?" 228 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,066 BE QUIET. 229 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,851 "COULD YOU GIVE ME HIS NAME AND NUMBER, 230 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,374 'CAUSE HE'S MY DADDY." 231 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,419 HONEYDEW, SHUT UP. 232 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,204 CAN I HELP YOU? 233 00:09:56,247 --> 00:10:00,338 YES. I HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S INTERESTED IN DONATING. 234 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:01,513 NO, YOU DON'T! 235 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,864 HE'S A LITTLE SHY. 236 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,867 SURELY. FOR TODAY, HE NEEDS TO FILL OUT THE FORMS 237 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,391 AND LEAVE BLOOD AND SPERM SAMPLES. 238 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:12,699 ONLY 15% OF APPLICANTS END UP BECOMING DONORS. 239 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,222 IF HE QUALIFIES, 240 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,877 HE'LL BE PAID $40 PER DONATION, 241 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,880 WITH NO MORE THAN THREE DEPOSITS ALLOWED PER WEEK. 242 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,055 HMM. 243 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,447 THANK YOU. 244 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,409 I CAN'T JUST GO IN THERE 245 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:30,673 AND WRESTLE WITH THE BALD-HEADED CHAMP. 246 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,196 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 247 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,417 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. 248 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,201 THAT'S MY BUSINESS. 249 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,638 ARE YOU READY? 250 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,118 MM-MMM, MM-MMM, MM-MMM. 251 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:54,436 [VOICE OFF-SPEED] WE HAVE MAGAZINES AS WELL AS VIDEOTAPES. 252 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:57,395 WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER? 253 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:02,792 UM, THE-- THE VIDEOTAPES, PLEASE. 254 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,636 [GASP] 255 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,814 THIS WAY, PLEASE. 256 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,954 HE'LL HAVE TO DO THE REST ALONE. 257 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,956 I JUST NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM. 258 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,958 SECOND DOOR ON THE RIGHT. 259 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,002 THANKS. 260 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,007 MOMMY. 261 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,012 COME ON, MAN! 262 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,157 [MAN] YEAH, NOW WE'RE TALKING! 263 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,593 SORRY. 264 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,726 NO CREAMS OR LOTIONS. THEY GET INTO THE SAMPLE. 265 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,989 DON'T GRAB THE SINK DURING COLLECTION. 266 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,208 ONE MAN RIPPED IT OFF THE WALL. 267 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,515 WE PAY BY VOLUME. 268 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:17,171 YOU MUST REACH THE TOP LINE EVEN TO BE CONSIDERED. 269 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,302 DAMN! 270 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,044 ANY QUESTIONS? 271 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,700 WELL, YEAH. I WAS-- 272 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,788 [WHIMPERS] 273 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:29,009 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FILL THIS UP? 274 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,532 I CAN'T FILL IT. 275 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,273 [WHIMPERS] 276 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,536 GOOD MOTILITY. 277 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,016 [MAN] YEAH, IT'S VERY GOOD. 278 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:39,062 COUNT'S UP FROM LAST TIME. 279 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,071 [HUMMING] 280 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:57,080 I AIN'T DOING IT. 281 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,570 [WOMAN] IS SOMEBODY IN THERE? 282 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,750 [MOANING] 283 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,274 [WOMAN] OH, IT FEELS SO GOOD. 284 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:18,275 OHH! 285 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,582 OH, GOD! 286 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,323 OHH! 287 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,638 [MOANING AND GROANING] 288 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,126 OH, THIS KEY! 289 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,391 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 290 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,915 I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BATHROOM. 291 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,264 I'M CALLING SECURITY. 292 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,656 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 293 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:56,096 NURSE, I NEED ANOTHER CUP. 294 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,445 ZORA! 295 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,620 WHERE YOU GOING? 296 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,796 I FOUND MY FATHER. 297 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,364 [MOANING] 298 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:10,937 HEAVEN. 299 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,938 HEA-- 300 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:12,939 HA HA HA. 301 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,331 OH! 302 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,986 UP I GO. DOWN I GO. 303 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,293 UP I GO. DOWN I GO. 304 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,642 UP I GO. DOWN... 305 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:22,818 OH, GOD. 306 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,519 THEY'RE GETTING WHITER. 307 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,479 THEY'RE GETTING WHITER! 308 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,698 YOU SHOULD BLEACH YOUR TEETH! 309 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,484 I SWEAR IT'S SO COOL! 310 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,834 OH, YEAH. GOOD IDEA, SWEETHEART. 311 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,010 [SMOKE ON THE WATER PLAYS LOUDLY] 312 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,339 OOH. 313 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,515 RISE AND SHINE, MR. BUNNY-BUTT. 314 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,733 HMM? 315 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,693 OH. WAIT A MINUTE, HONEY. THERE YOU GO. 316 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,261 ♪ THE WHITEST TEETH IN THE WORLD ♪ 317 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:17,046 ♪ I HAVE THE BIGGEST CLOSET IN THE WORLD ♪♪ 318 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,745 HELLO. I'M DRESSED. I'M LEAVING. 319 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,009 KISS GOODBYE. 320 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:26,012 O.K. THAT'S ENOUGH. STEP CLASS IN 20 MINUTES. 321 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,448 BYE. 322 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,590 [ENGINE STARTS] 323 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,556 OOH. VERY YOUNG. 324 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:49,600 VERY CUTE. 325 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,042 HELLO, THERE. CAN I HELP YOU? 326 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,566 HI. I'M LOOKING FOR HAL JACKSON. 327 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,046 WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER. 328 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,569 IS HE INSIDE? 329 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,571 YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM. 330 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,573 TO HALBERT JACKSON? 331 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,054 THE ONE AND ONLY. 332 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,359 YOU'RE WHITE. 333 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,882 WELL, THAT'S TRUE, DARLIN'. 334 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,581 BUT WHEN WE'RE ALONE IN THE DARK, 335 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,279 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE? 336 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,066 I'M LOOKING FOR THE HALBERT JACKSON 337 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:24,809 WHOSE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS 540-82-9789. 338 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,768 ARE YOU A PROCESS SERVER? 339 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:27,769 WHAT'S THAT? 340 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,597 DID MY EX-WIFE SEND YOU? 341 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,078 GOD DAMN IT! WE SETTLED THAT ALIMONY SHIT! 342 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,384 NO MORE LEGAL CRAP. SHE AGREED. 343 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,082 NO, WAIT! WAIT! 344 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:40,303 I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR EX-WIFE. 345 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,827 I'M LATE. DON'T GET ME WRONG. 346 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,308 I THINK WE GOT A CONNECTION, 347 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,310 BUT I GOT TO GO. 348 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,444 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP TALKING, 349 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,315 HOP ON IN HERE. 350 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:57,625 MAKE UP YOUR MIND. I GO TO GET TO WORK. 351 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,800 COMING OR GOING? 352 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,977 WELL, THAT'S A SHAME. 353 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,457 NO! 354 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,720 AW, THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT. 355 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,870 WHERE DO YOU WORK? 356 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,133 JACKSON MOTORS. 357 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,656 "BECAUSE REAL COWBOYS 358 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,136 "ARE STRONG AND TOUGH. 359 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,485 "SO ARE AMERICAN TRUCKS. 360 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,921 "AND DON'T FORGET... 361 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,097 HAL'S YOUR PAL." 362 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,881 WHAT'D YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS? 363 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,667 UH, ZORA. 364 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,103 ZORA MATHEWS. 365 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:45,151 ARE YOU THE LADY DARYL'S BEEN TELLING US ABOUT? 366 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,197 I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S TOLD YOU ABOUT ME. 367 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,688 HEY, DIEGO! FRONT AND CENTER! 368 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:01,689 OH, MY. 369 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,951 [GAGGING] 370 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,780 LADY OVER THERE LAUGHING AT THE GROUND. 371 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:06,868 AH, WOMEN. 372 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,217 GOTTA LOVE 'EM. 373 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,698 YOU'RE LATE. 374 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,700 OF COURSE I'M LATE, TEDDY. 375 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,702 HELLO, FOLKS. HOW Y'ALL DOING? 376 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,182 JESUS CHRIST. A BEAR? 377 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,705 YOU SAID LLAMA. 378 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,186 BEARS ARE REALLY BIG RIGHT NOW. 379 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,188 BORIS IS GETTING RESTLESS, TED. 380 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,190 YOU BETTER PUT ON YOUR SUIT. 381 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,713 NOW, THIS IS BULLSHIT. 382 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,716 WE'VE DONE CIRCUS. YOU PROMISED ME BARNYARD. 383 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,196 WHO IS THIS GUY? 384 00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,720 THE TRAINER. YOU LIKED THE ZEBRA. 385 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,200 HELL I DID. 386 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,723 YOU LOVED THE CHIMP. 387 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,203 LARRY? YEAH, I LIKED LARRY. 388 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,205 COULDN'T DRIVE WORTH SHIT, BUT I LIKED HIM. 389 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,729 THE BEAR'S GOT TO WORK NOW. HE HASN'T EATEN YET. 390 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,209 WHAT HAPPENED TO-- 391 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,210 NOTHING. 392 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,733 THE LIGHT'S TOTAL SHIT! 393 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,735 WE HAD A 7:00 CALL! 394 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,737 WHY ARE WE USING THIS ASSHOLE? 395 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,739 I NEVER WANTED TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 396 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,219 WE'RE SHOOTING A TRUCK COMMERCIAL. 397 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:56,744 HE THINKS IT'S GONE WITH THE GOD DAMN WIND! 398 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,745 HEY, JOSE! 399 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:58,746 MORNING, CHIEF. 400 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,226 HELLO THERE, BOBBY! 401 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,749 DON'T GIVE THEM AWAY. 402 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,229 OH! RED LIGHT! 403 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,752 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 404 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,233 GREEN LIGHT. SELLING CARS IS WHAT YOU DO, 405 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,235 AND ADVERTISING IS WHAT I DO. 406 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,237 WILL YOU PUT ON THE SUIT? 407 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,240 THE BEAR'S ON THE CLOCK. YOU'RE KILLING ME. 408 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:17,243 HI. LISTEN, WE'RE GETTING 40 NEW TRUCKS IN AN HOUR. 409 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:20,246 LAURA'S GOING FOR TAKE-OUT. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 410 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:23,249 THREE PACKS OF MARLBOROS AND SOME CHEESE. 411 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,293 YEAH. CHEESE. 412 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:29,733 YOU O.K.? 413 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,082 MUCH BETTER. 414 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:34,260 ARE YOU THE GIRL DARYL WAS TELLING US ABOUT? 415 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,479 NAH, YOU COULDN'T BE HER. 416 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,830 [GRRR] 417 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:41,963 THANK YOU. 418 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,269 UH-HUH. 419 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,922 HE'S DONE THIS BEFORE, RIGHT? 420 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,489 STAND BACK, NOW. 421 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,320 O.K. 422 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,326 I LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER. 423 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:03,289 ♪ "M" IS FOR THE MILLION THINGS YOU GAVE ME ♪ 424 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,290 ♪ "O" IS-- ♪ 425 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,682 UH-OH. 426 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,815 OH, LOOK AT THAT. 427 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,295 SHIT. 428 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,818 GET! COME ON. 429 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,341 GOD DAMN IT! 430 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,431 OH, GOD! 431 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,305 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 432 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,349 OHH! 433 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,312 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 434 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,836 CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS? 435 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,317 WHEN I SAY GO, YOU PULL. 436 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,840 ALL RIGHT. GO. 437 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,842 YOU'VE GOT DETROIT ON LINE 4. 438 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,322 OH, MY GOD. 439 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,845 I'LL CALL BACK LATER. 440 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,326 THAT MUST BE THE GIRL DARYL'S BEEN TELLING US ABOUT. 441 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,327 OH, HELL. 442 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,850 UH, LISTEN, ZORRO, 443 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,331 I THINK YOU'RE SWEET AND EVERYTHING-- 444 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:46,332 IT'S ZORA. 445 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,855 WHATEVER. BUT, UH... 446 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,857 I'M NOT INTO THIS WHOLE BLACK-WHITE THING. 447 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,338 I GOT A COMMERCIAL TO SHOOT. 448 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,340 LET'S STAY IN TOUCH. CIAO. 449 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,864 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT! WILL YOU JUST LISTEN? 450 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,474 I'LL LISTEN TO YOU. 451 00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,476 DOES THIS MAKE US READY? 452 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,999 WHAT, HE'S WEARING THIS? 453 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,001 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 454 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,481 HERE. HOLD THAT. 455 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,875 READY TO RUN A REHEARSAL, EVERYBODY! 456 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,225 HAL, YOU GOT TO MEET THE BEAR. 457 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,879 HELLO, BEAR. I'M HAL JACKSON. 458 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,707 WHOA! JESUS LORD! 459 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,186 [GRRR] 460 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,405 WHOA! 461 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:17,406 DOWN, BORIS. 462 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,234 GOOD BOY, BORIS. 463 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,714 NOW PAY ATTENTION. 464 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:24,370 YOU'RE GOING TO WALK HIM PAST THE ROW OF TRUCKS. 465 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,373 REMEMBER, KEEP YOUR EYES FORWARD AT ALL TIMES. 466 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,375 LET ME WORK THE BEAR. 467 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:30,724 [GRRR] 468 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:31,855 UH-OH. 469 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,858 EYES FORWARD. GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY. 470 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:35,859 DOWN, BORIS. 471 00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:36,860 DOWN, BORIS. 472 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:39,298 EYES FORWARD. 473 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:43,911 DO NOT TOUCH THE BEAR ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD. 474 00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:46,305 IF YOU HAVE TO SNEEZE, RAISE YOUR HAND. 475 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,307 MAKE A SIGNAL, AND I'LL PROTECT YOU. 476 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,308 [GRRR] 477 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,787 NO SUDDEN MOVES. 478 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,311 [GRRR] 479 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,312 DOWN, BORIS. 480 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,488 EYES FORWARD AT ALL TIMES. 481 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,360 NO SUDDEN MOVES. 482 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,928 EYES FORWARD. NO SNEEZING. 483 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:03,409 BORIS IS THE ONLY WORKING MALE BEAR IN THE COUNTRY 484 00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:05,411 WITH A FULL SET OF TEETH AND CLAWS. 485 00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:06,586 TEDDY! 486 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:09,763 WHAT? OH. IT'S GOING TO LOOK GREAT. 487 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,939 LET'S SHOOT THE REHEARSAL JUST IN CASE. 488 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,723 SHOOTING THE REHEARSAL, PEOPLE! 489 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,596 IS THAT BIG ENOUGH? CAN YOU READ THAT? 490 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:18,380 FINE. HE'S READY! 491 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,381 [GRRR] 492 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,165 DO IT! 493 00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:22,166 THIS IS-- 494 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,429 NO, NO! CUT, CUT! 495 00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:24,952 YOU SEE THAT WIRE? 496 00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:25,953 IT'S HOT. 497 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:28,956 IT KEEPS BORIS BACK. 498 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:31,437 THIS IS HAL JACKSON FROM JACKSON MOTORS 499 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,614 ASKING YOU TO BEAR IN MIND THERE'S A REASON SO MANY-- 500 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:35,963 I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU! 501 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,399 NOT NOW, TEDDY. 502 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,966 I NEED A FLAG SET. 503 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,446 TEDDY, HANDLE THIS. 504 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:41,795 DO YOU HEAR ME? 505 00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:44,406 I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS MYSELF! 506 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,409 I NEED TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU! 507 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,150 I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! 508 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,632 TELL ME, THEN. JUST SAY IT, DAMN IT. 509 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:55,896 YOU'RE MY FATHER. 510 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,114 WHAT? 511 00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:58,594 [GRRR] 512 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,772 JESUS, GIVE ME SOME ROOM! 513 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,559 THIS IS GREAT? THIS IS GREAT? 514 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,125 SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! 515 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:10,389 GET IT! GET IT! 516 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,390 HARLAN? 517 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:12,695 MOTHER! 518 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:15,394 ME, ME, ME, ME! 519 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,396 WONDERFUL. KEEP ROLLING. 520 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,875 PLEASE CALL 911! 521 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,224 NICE BEAR! 522 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:23,271 THAT BEAR HAS NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 523 00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:25,316 'CEPT THAT ONCE. 524 00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:27,667 SOMEBODY, HELP ME! PLEASE! 525 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:31,540 PIECE OF SHIT CAR. 526 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:33,281 WHERE'S THE GUY WITH ONE ARM? 527 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:34,325 NICE BEAR. 528 00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:36,980 [BUZZING] 529 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,554 TEDDY! 530 00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:47,600 I'M HERE FOR YOU, BABE. 531 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,123 IT LOOKS FABULOUS! 532 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,646 CUT! THAT'S A WRAP, PEOPLE. 533 00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,303 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 534 00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:57,305 I MEAN, YOU'RE BLACK. I'M WHITE. 535 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:58,828 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 536 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,830 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. 537 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,789 THIS WHOLE THING IS HORRIBLE. 538 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:05,792 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SORT OF LIGHT, BUT, GOD, NOT THIS! 539 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:08,142 WELL, THERE YOU GO. IT'S A MISTAKE. 540 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,623 OH--OW! HELL, LOOK AT THAT. 541 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:11,667 SHOOT! 542 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,626 SO YOU NEVER DONATED ANY SPERM? 543 00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:15,628 I DIDN'T SAY THAT, BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE, 544 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:17,630 IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING IT WAS ANONYMOUS. 545 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:19,806 OTHERWISE, I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. 546 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:22,635 IT WAS ANONYMOUS. I--I JUST FOUND THE RECORDS. 547 00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:25,681 WHAT THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN-- YOU FOUND THE RECORDS? 548 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:28,510 I TOOK THE RECORDS FROM THE COMPUTER. 549 00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,033 WELL, GOD DAMN IT! 550 00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:32,035 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR PRIVACY? 551 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:33,167 CAN I HELP YOU? 552 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,168 NO. 553 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,083 GO ON, SHOO! 554 00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,433 DON'T PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW WHO THEIR PARENTS ARE? 555 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,869 NO! NO, THEY DON'T. 556 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,392 YOU GOT NO REAL PROOF. 557 00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:43,699 STOLEN MEDICAL FILES AIN'T A HILL OF BEANS 558 00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:44,961 IN MY BOOK. 559 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:48,530 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? THANK YOU, DARLIN'. 560 00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,097 WE COULD TAKE BLOOD TESTS. 561 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,099 YOU'RE MISSIN' THE WHOLE POINT. 562 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:54,797 LOOK, SUPPOSE I AM YOUR... 563 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:57,844 SUPPOSE I'M THE, UH... 564 00:24:57,887 --> 00:25:01,021 SUPPOSE WE KNEW THAT I WAS THE CONTRIBUTING PARTY. 565 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,718 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? 566 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:05,634 YOU NEED A SPARE KIDNEY OR SOME BONE MARROW? 567 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:09,072 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, IT WAS CONCEPTION IN A PLASTIC CUP. 568 00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:16,384 LOOK, YOU SEEM WELL-ADJUSTED, LIKE A GOOD KID. 569 00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:18,212 I GOT NOTHING TO OFFER YOU, 570 00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:20,214 EXCEPT MAYBE A DEAL ON A NEW TRUCK 571 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:22,695 OR EXTENDED WARRANTY AND FINANCING. 572 00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:24,348 OTHERWISE, I'M SORRY. 573 00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:31,442 YEAH, RIGHT. 574 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:43,585 HEY, SARAH. 575 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:44,586 HEY, THERE. 576 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,941 [IMITATING RICKY RICARDO] LUCY, I'M HOME! 577 00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:56,642 THESE EARRINGS ARE A FORM OF TORTURE. 578 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:03,213 O.K., WHAT'S GOING ON? 579 00:26:05,128 --> 00:26:06,782 I'M JUST MAKING DINNER. 580 00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:10,612 JUST MAKING DINNER, HUH? 581 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:13,093 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU KNEW 582 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:14,921 THAT EVEN THOUGH WE FIGHT, 583 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,966 I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT MOM. 584 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,143 THIS IS MAJOR. 585 00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:28,761 [CRUNCH CRUNCH] 586 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:31,459 OOH! I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT. 587 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:32,460 I'M SORRY. 588 00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:33,504 O.K. 589 00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:39,467 I'M UP. 590 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:41,643 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT... 591 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:43,819 HOW MANY GUESSES DO I GET? 592 00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:47,475 ALL RIGHT... 593 00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:50,478 DID JAMES FALL ASLEEP LISTENING TO THAT JUDY GARLAND TAPE 594 00:26:50,521 --> 00:26:52,654 AND BURN DOWN THE BOOKSTORE? 595 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:53,655 [SIGH] 596 00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:54,830 ALL RIGHT. 597 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:58,529 YOU DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED TO M.I.T.? 598 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,404 ARE YOU PREGNANT? 599 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,668 LISTEN, STOP. STOP THIS. 600 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:07,974 STOP FOR ONE SECOND. 601 00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:09,671 TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 602 00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,804 MA, I FOUND MY REAL FATHER TODAY. 603 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,328 HE'S A MEAN ASSHOLE. 604 00:27:14,371 --> 00:27:15,329 WHAT? 605 00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:17,505 I FOUND MY FATHER! 606 00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:19,986 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. 607 00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:21,988 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, YOU FOUND YOUR FATHER? 608 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:23,816 I WENT TO THE SPERM BANK, 609 00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,818 GOT YOUR FILE FROM THE COMPUTER, 610 00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:27,167 AND HE'S MY FATHER. 611 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:28,821 MA, IT WAS TERRIBLE! 612 00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,039 ARE YOU CRAZY? 613 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,040 I'M SORRY! 614 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:32,302 WHAT DID YOU DO? 615 00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:33,303 I'M SORRY! 616 00:27:33,347 --> 00:27:35,001 O.K. O--I'M SORRY. 617 00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:36,524 O.K., COME HERE. COME HERE. 618 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,699 IT'S O.K. IT'S O.K. 619 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,701 IT'S O.K. MOMMY'S HERE. 620 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,703 IT'S O.K. IT'S O.K. 621 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:42,835 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 622 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:47,666 UM, MA? 623 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:52,018 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE WORST PART. 624 00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:53,541 WHAT? 625 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:55,108 HE'S, UM... 626 00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:57,850 HE'S--HE'S A... 627 00:27:57,893 --> 00:27:59,068 CAR SALESMAN. 628 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:01,027 CAR SALESMAN? 629 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,724 YEAH. 630 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:06,859 AND, MA, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT, UM... 631 00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:08,861 HE'S A WHITE CAR SALESMAN. 632 00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:13,561 WAIT A MINUTE. WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHITE? 633 00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,563 HE'S LIKE--LIKE WHITE-WHITE? 634 00:28:15,606 --> 00:28:17,565 WHITE-WHITE-WHITE. 635 00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:21,874 YOU MEAN HE'S LIKE A CREAMY EGGSHELL KIND OF TAN. 636 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:25,921 NO. LIKE WHITE. LIKE TOTALLY WHITE. LIKE A WHITE GUY. 637 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:27,923 NO. YOU MEAN THAT HE WAS SO LIGHT 638 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,882 YOU THOUGHT HE WAS A WHITE GUY. 639 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:32,101 HE'S SO LIGHT, MA, HE ISA WHITE GUY. 640 00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:34,103 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE'S WHITE? 641 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:36,192 I DIDN'T ASK-- I DIDN'T WANT NO WHITE-- 642 00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:38,020 WHAT IS HE DOING BEING WHITE? 643 00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:39,543 I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT! 644 00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:41,415 I DISTINCTLY ASKED FOR A BLACK MAN! 645 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:43,591 DID YOU SEE THE GUY? WAS HE BLACK? 646 00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:47,769 THE MAN CAME IN A TUBE! I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING! 647 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,249 YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED TO SEE HIM! 648 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:51,904 SO KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME! 649 00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,209 NO, DON'T KILL ME. 650 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:54,602 I'LL KILL MYSELF. HOW'S THAT? 651 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:56,430 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE'S WHITE? 652 00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:59,781 I CAN'T--WAIT. FORGET IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 653 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:00,782 O.K. 654 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:01,914 BIG DEAL. 655 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,785 HELL, YOUR HAIR'S ALWAYS BEEN FINE. 656 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,134 SO WHAT? 657 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,875 YOU'RE A LITTLE LIGHTER THAN ME. BIG DEAL! 658 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:08,790 LOOK AT LACIE AND RISSA. 659 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:09,965 THEY'RE BOTH REALLY LIGHT, 660 00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:11,967 AND BOTH THEIR PARENTS ARE REALLY DARK. 661 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:13,229 THEY'RE MY COMPLEXION. 662 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,057 AND LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW. 663 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,058 OH, PLEASE. 664 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:17,059 THEY'RE MIXED. 665 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:18,278 OF COURSE THEY'RE MIXED! 666 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,280 WELL, THEN, WE CAN NEVER REALLY TELL. 667 00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:21,803 WHO'S GONNA TELL? WHO CARES? 668 00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:23,283 ARE YOU GONNA TELL? NO! 669 00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,111 I WON'T TELL, SO LET'S EAT! 670 00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:26,112 O.K. 671 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,113 O.K.! 672 00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:28,157 O.K. 673 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,943 MA, IT'S EVEN WORSE. 674 00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,596 OH, PLEASE! WHAT? 675 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,337 IT'S HAL JACKSON. 676 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:35,817 WHO? 677 00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,340 HAL JACKSON. 678 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,299 "BECAUSE REAL COWBOYS ARE STRONG AND TOUGH, 679 00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:41,954 AND SO ARE AMERICAN TRUCKS." 680 00:29:41,997 --> 00:29:44,652 THE SCHMUCK ON THE TELEVISION WITH ALL THE ANIMALS? 681 00:29:44,695 --> 00:29:45,914 "HAL'S YOUR PAL"? 682 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,916 THAT'S MY DAD. 683 00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:51,659 THIS IS HAL JACKSON FROM JACKSON MOTORS, 684 00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:53,139 AND THIS IS LARRY. 685 00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:54,270 LARRY AND I 686 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:56,533 JUST SAW THELMA AND LOUISE, 687 00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:58,535 AND IF THOSE TWO GALS CAN SEE AMERICA, 688 00:29:58,579 --> 00:30:00,146 IT'S HIGH TIME WE DID, TOO. 689 00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,495 THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY-- 690 00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:03,323 BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A TOP-OF-THE-LINE 691 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,803 AMERICAN VEHICLE. 692 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,066 SIT DOWN THERE, LARRY, AND GRAB THE WHEEL. 693 00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:09,590 TURN AROUND AND GRAB THE WHEEL. 694 00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,984 SO COME ON DOWN TO JACKSON MOTORS 695 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:14,508 AND SEE THE SPECIALS WE GOT GOIN'. 696 00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:15,857 COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 697 00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:18,164 I KNOW LARRY'S GOING TO CHANGE MINE. 698 00:30:18,207 --> 00:30:19,861 LARRY'S MY PAL. 699 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:21,994 DON'T FORGET-- HAL'S YOUR PAL. 700 00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:24,518 WELL, GIVE ME FIVE HERE, LARRY! 701 00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:25,214 ALL RIGHT! GRAB YOURPISTOLA 702 00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:27,086 AND LET'S GO. 703 00:30:27,129 --> 00:30:29,131 ADIOS, FOLKS. PICK YOUR NOSE LATER. 704 00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:30,741 GRAB THE WHEEL. LET'S DO SOME DRIVIN'. 705 00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:32,613 HA HA! 706 00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:34,615 IDIOT. 707 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:54,809 OH, LORD. 708 00:30:56,637 --> 00:30:58,595 STUPID BEAR. 709 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:04,079 [GURU] YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE YOU ARE YOU-- 710 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:06,255 UNIQUE AND INDIVIDUAL-- 711 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:08,257 BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS 712 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,172 BECAUSE YOUR BEAUTY CAN'T COMPLETELY BE SEEN. 713 00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:11,521 OH, LORD. 714 00:31:11,565 --> 00:31:13,915 MAYBE YOU HAVE UNWANTED EXTRA WEIGHT. 715 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,786 MAYBE BAD SKIN. 716 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,092 MAYBE POOR POSTURE. 717 00:31:17,136 --> 00:31:18,572 MAYBE FACIAL HAIR. 718 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,052 CLOSE YOUR EYES 719 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:23,925 AND VISUALIZE THESE NEGATIVES DISAPPEARING. 720 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:27,624 SEE THE NEW MORE BEAUTIFUL YOU EMERGING. 721 00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:28,974 [CLICK] 722 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,633 GOOD MORNING. 723 00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:39,941 I NEED TO SPEAK TO SOMEBODY IN YOUR RECORDS DEPARTMENT. 724 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:41,943 WE'RE LOOKING FOR BOOKS ON WEDDINGS. 725 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:43,945 HER DAUGHTER CINDY'S GETTING MARRIED. 726 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,207 FINALLY! 727 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:47,122 WELL, THAT'S NICE, BUT I ONLY CARRY BOOKS 728 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,819 WITH TRADITIONAL AFRICAN CEREMONIES. 729 00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,952 WELL, THAT'S A START, I GUESS. 730 00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:52,301 YES, UM, LOOK... 731 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:55,304 17 YEARS AGO, I PURCHASED SOME... 732 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:56,958 SOME, UH... 733 00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:59,308 WE CAN'T FIND THE WEDDING BOOKS. 734 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:01,310 OVER BY THE VOODOO DOLLS. 735 00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:03,225 OH!OH! 736 00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:05,488 SPERM. I BOUGHT SPERM. 737 00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:07,316 I ASKED FOR AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN. 738 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,971 I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT I GOT. 739 00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:11,233 NOBODY CAN TELL ME-- 740 00:32:11,277 --> 00:32:13,235 ARE THE BOOKS BY SUBJECT OR AUTHOR? 741 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:14,236 AUTHOR. 742 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,672 WHO WROTE THE WEDDING BOOK? 743 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,848 BABE, I'M ON THE PHONE HERE. 744 00:32:17,892 --> 00:32:19,328 I DON'T KNOW. 745 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:21,330 MY LIFE IS HANGING IN THE BALANCE, 746 00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:23,158 AND YOU WANT TO DISCUSS AUTHORS. 747 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:24,203 JUST DO YOUR THING. 748 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:25,465 WHAT THING? 749 00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:28,511 I JUST DON'T THINK I GOT WHAT I PAID FOR. 750 00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:30,992 WHY DO ALL COMPLAINTS HAVE TO COME IN WRITING? 751 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:33,342 IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME YOU PEOPLE CAN'T READ. 752 00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:34,865 DO THE "URBAN BUSH WOMAN" 753 00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:36,041 T-SHIRTS COME IN PETITE? 754 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,173 WHAT EXACTLY IS AN URBAN BUSH WOMAN? 755 00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,871 ME! ME! I'M AN URBAN BUSH WOMAN! 756 00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:42,090 I'M AN URBAN BUSH WOMAN! 757 00:32:42,134 --> 00:32:43,091 OH. 758 00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:45,006 THIS IS NOT A MIX-UP. 759 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:47,530 A MIX-UP IS ORDERING HAMBURGERS AND GETTING CHEESEBURGERS 760 00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:50,533 OR GETTING THE WRONG CLOTHES BACK FROM THE DRY CLEANERS. 761 00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:53,014 I'M TALKING ABOUT A MAJOR MISTAKE IN MY LIFE! 762 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:55,103 I HATE IT WHEN DRY CLEANERS MAKE MISTAKES. 763 00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,583 OH, AND THEY SAY 764 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,889 THE CHEMICALS IN DRY CLEANING ARE BAD FOR YOU. 765 00:32:58,933 --> 00:32:59,890 I KNOW. 766 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:01,718 WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? SHUT UP! 767 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:03,938 GET AWAY FROM MY COUNTER. I'M BUSY! 768 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,027 GO OVER THERE UNTIL I FINISH THIS CONVERSATION. 769 00:33:06,071 --> 00:33:07,246 THEN I'LL HELP YOU! 770 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:08,769 WELL, ALL RIGHT! 771 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:11,424 NOW, LISTEN, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS-- 772 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:12,686 HELLO? 773 00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:14,557 HELLO? 774 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:15,602 DAMN IT. 775 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,228 ♪ DON'T YA KNOW 776 00:33:33,272 --> 00:33:35,970 ♪ THIS IS MY KING MADE MY BROTHER? ♪ 777 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:40,279 ♪ DON'T YA KNOW THIS IS THE MUSIC TURN ME OUT? ♪ 778 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,238 ♪ DON'T YA KNOW 779 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:46,154 ♪ THIS IS MY KING MADE MY BROTHER? ♪ 780 00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:50,289 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS THE MUSIC TURN ME OUT? ♪ 781 00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:56,556 I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU LIKE THAT SURFIN' MUSIC SHIT. 782 00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:59,428 THAT IS NOT FUNNY, TEA. 783 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:02,257 THAT'S MESSED UP-- A WHITE DUDE. 784 00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:04,433 I SHOULD'VE NEVER TOLD YOU. 785 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:05,956 NO, THAT'S COOL. 786 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,047 DIDN'T DUDE SAY HE'D GET YOU A DEAL ON A TRUCK? 787 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,526 YEAH, RIGHT. AMAZING, HUH? 788 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:12,963 YEAH. I MEAN, THERE'S A CRAZY DIFFERENCE 789 00:34:13,007 --> 00:34:15,618 BETWEEN FACTORY STICKER AND WHAT THEY CHARGE YOU. 790 00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:17,620 BIG DEAL, TEA. 791 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,100 IT IS A BIG DEAL. 792 00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:21,624 MY PARENTS ARE GETTING ME A CAR FOR GRADUATION. 793 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:25,106 I'M TAKING YOU DOWN THERE JUST TO SHOW YOU THE PLACE, 794 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,977 NOT TO GET YOU A CAR, 795 00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:28,805 SO GET OVER IT, ALL RIGHT? 796 00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:30,633 YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE YOU'RE WHITE. 797 00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,331 SHUT UP! 798 00:34:32,374 --> 00:34:35,421 [HUMMING] 799 00:34:35,464 --> 00:34:37,118 WE'RE GOING TO CRASH. 800 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:41,122 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS THE MUSIC TURN ME OUT? ♪♪ 801 00:34:43,342 --> 00:34:45,300 HOW MANY TRUCKS SOLD THIS MORNING? 802 00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:46,301 [MUMBLING] 803 00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:47,520 AW, COME ON, FOLKS. 804 00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:50,349 FIRST RULE OF SALES-- ENTHUSIASM. 805 00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:54,657 MORNIN', DARLIN'. 806 00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:56,485 LOOK AT THIS. 807 00:34:56,529 --> 00:34:58,487 TOYOTA LOWERED PRICES. 808 00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:00,663 ALL RIGHT. HOW MUCH? 809 00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:02,012 5% ACROSS THE BOARD. 810 00:35:02,056 --> 00:35:04,493 WELL, HELL, THAT MAKES ME FEEL GREAT! 811 00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:06,060 DIDN'T MAKE US FEEL GREAT. 812 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,323 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MISSIN' THE BIG PICTURE, JOSE. 813 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:09,846 THEY HAD TO LOWER PRICES. 814 00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:11,674 WE GOT OURSELVES A BETTER PRODUCT. 815 00:35:11,718 --> 00:35:13,676 ALL YOU NEED IS CONVICTION AND BELIEF. 816 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,897 $100 SAYS I NAIL THE NEXT PERSON TO WALK IN. 817 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,464 OOH! I'M IN. 818 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,814 HEY, I CAN DO THAT. 819 00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,816 ALL RIGHT. A LITTLE LIFE IN HERE. 820 00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:24,034 WHO'S HOLDING? PAULA? 821 00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:25,645 THERE YOU GO. 822 00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:28,343 CONTRACT SIGNATURE FROM THE NEXT PERSON TO STEP INSIDE. 823 00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:31,085 BUT IF NOT, FORGET THE MONEY, JUST LOWER PRICES. 824 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,827 ALL RIGHT. HOW MUCH YOU GOT THERE, PAULA? 825 00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:39,398 [SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS] 826 00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:42,966 PIECE OF CAKE. 827 00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,794 HOLD THAT FOR ME, WILL YA? 828 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,666 CAN I HAVE MY HAT, PAULA? 829 00:35:50,409 --> 00:35:52,324 HEY, THERE! I'M HAL JACKSON. 830 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:53,847 WELCOME TO THE BEST SELECTION, 831 00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:55,240 THE FINEST-BUILT AUTOMOBILES 832 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:57,024 THIS SIDE OF DETROIT. 833 00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,244 DON'T TOUCH ME. 834 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:01,637 WELL, OF COURSE NOT. NO, MA'AM. 835 00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:02,812 UH... 836 00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:04,553 HELL, I UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING. 837 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:06,294 THERE'S A RECESSION GOING ON. 838 00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:08,209 TELL YOU WHAT-- NO DOWN PAYMENT. 839 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,080 YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL? 840 00:36:10,124 --> 00:36:12,866 YEAH. YOUR HEAD ON A STICK. 841 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:15,390 THIS IS GOING TO BE A TOUGH SALE. 842 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:17,740 MY... 843 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,568 WELL, NOW, UH... 844 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:22,092 IS IT JUST TRUCKS YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH, 845 00:36:22,136 --> 00:36:23,093 OR IS IT ME? 846 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,921 JUST YOU. 847 00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:27,402 SAY, ARE YOU THE YOUNG LADY 848 00:36:27,446 --> 00:36:30,057 FROM THE ANIMAL RIGHTS GROUP? 849 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,191 NO, I'M NOT. I'M ZORA MATHEWS' MOTHER. 850 00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:36,890 OH. 851 00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:39,936 WOW. 852 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,111 ALL RIGHT. 853 00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:42,939 YOU WANT TO STEP INSIDE FOR A MINUTE? 854 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:43,940 YEAH. 855 00:36:43,984 --> 00:36:45,377 ALL RIGHT. 856 00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:56,953 [BLASTING RAP MUSIC] 857 00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:58,259 DAMN! CHECK THAT OUT. 858 00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:00,261 MAYBE I'M MAKING A MISTAKE GETTING A TRUCK. 859 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:01,610 THE MISTAKE MIGHT BE 860 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:04,439 COMING DOWN HERE. 861 00:37:04,483 --> 00:37:06,267 IT'S KIND OF FLASHY, 862 00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:07,790 BUT FLASHY CAN BE GOOD. 863 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:08,835 HI, GORGEOUS. 864 00:37:08,878 --> 00:37:10,271 YOU LOOK A LOT BETTER. 865 00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:12,665 FLASHY CAN ALSO MEAN YOU'RE A PENIS HEAD. 866 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,362 THIS IS TEA CAKE. 867 00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:16,799 YOU HER LITTLE BROTHER? 868 00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:18,279 AH--KISS MY ASS. 869 00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:20,325 EXCUSE ME. NICE TO MEET YOU. 870 00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:25,155 LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW, O.K.? 871 00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:27,157 THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE THE FATHER. 872 00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:29,638 I KNEW THERE WAS SOME KIND OF SCREW-UP! 873 00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:31,161 I ORDERED A BLACK MAN. 874 00:37:31,205 --> 00:37:32,250 WELL, THANK GOD. 875 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:34,643 SO, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 876 00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:36,645 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 877 00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:38,647 MY DAUGHTER POURED HER HEART OUT TO YOU, 878 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,475 AND YOU OFFERED HER A KIDNEY. 879 00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:42,303 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 880 00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:43,826 SHE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. 881 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:46,481 I DONATE AN OUNCE OF SPERM 18 YEARS AGO, 882 00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:49,005 AND TODAY SOME KID WANTS TO CALL ME DADDY. 883 00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:52,008 EXCUSE ME. SHE DOES NOT WANT TO CALL YOU DADDY. 884 00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:53,488 FOOLED THE HELL OUTTA ME! 885 00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,185 WHY DOES THAT SURPRISE ME? 886 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,013 BECAUSE YOU ARE A FOOL! 887 00:37:57,057 --> 00:38:00,016 YOU ARE THE SCUM THAT CLOGS UP THE CABLE STATIONS, 888 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,844 AND EVEN IF YOU WERE BLACK, 889 00:38:01,888 --> 00:38:03,063 I WOULDN'T LIKE YOU. 890 00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:04,543 STAY AWAY FROM MY KID! 891 00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,545 NOW LISTEN! WHO'S FOLLOWING WHO AROUND? 892 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:08,068 SHE CAME TO ME FIRST. 893 00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:10,070 YOU KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME! 894 00:38:10,113 --> 00:38:11,332 ARE YOU GIVING ME FACE? 895 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:15,205 WHAT'S THE HELL'S THAT MEAN? 896 00:38:15,249 --> 00:38:17,207 AHEM. GOOD MORNING. COULD I INTEREST YOU-- 897 00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:18,208 NO. 898 00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:19,819 0 FOR 2. 899 00:38:19,862 --> 00:38:24,476 CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A TEST DRIVE OF A NEW MODEL CAR? 900 00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:25,694 WELL, Y-YEAH. 901 00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:27,522 I'M INTO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SHOW ME. 902 00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:30,090 WELL, GOOD. WHY DON'T YOU COME THIS WAY? 903 00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:32,832 ME OR MY DAUGHTER? 904 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:35,269 I HAD NO INTENTION OF JUDGING YOU OR YOUR-- 905 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,270 OH, GREAT. 906 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,663 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 907 00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:38,925 GOOD QUESTION. 908 00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:41,493 THE QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 909 00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:42,755 LOOK, WAIT A MINUTE. 910 00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:44,757 ANYONE MIND IF I HAVE A CIGARETTE? 911 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,758 YES! 912 00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:47,020 THIS IS HIS OFFICE! 913 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,238 THESE ARE MY LUNGS. 914 00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:49,936 LET HIM KILL HIMSELF, NOT ME. 915 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:52,504 HOW ABOUT A DRINK, THEN? IS THAT A PROBLEM? 916 00:38:52,547 --> 00:38:55,637 NO. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT TWO? 917 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:58,074 MA, YOU NEVER DRINK HARD LIQUOR. 918 00:38:58,118 --> 00:38:59,206 WHAT A SHAME. 919 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,294 MAKE IT A DOUBLE. 920 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,688 ALL RIGHT. ONE DRINK COMING UP. 921 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,211 YOU KNOW, I NOTICED 922 00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:06,039 THAT YOU'RE HAVING A HARD TIME 923 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:08,694 KEEPING YOURSELF IN SCHOOL THESE DAYS. 924 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:10,522 I WANTED TO TALK TO HAL. 925 00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:12,480 A GOOD EDUCATION IS INVALUABLE. 926 00:39:12,524 --> 00:39:13,742 SHE KNOWS THAT. 927 00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:16,092 SHE'S GOING TO BERKELEY NEXT FALL. 928 00:39:16,136 --> 00:39:18,486 I WANTED TO GO TO BERKELEY. 929 00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:21,010 I GOT INTO M.I.T., AND THAT'S MY FIRST CHOICE. 930 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,273 SHE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO GO 931 00:39:23,317 --> 00:39:25,493 ALL THE WAY TO BOSTON. 932 00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:27,016 YES, I DO. 933 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,105 WE CAN'T AFFORD IT, CAN WE? 934 00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:30,933 MY SCIENCE TEACHER 935 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:32,718 IS HELPING ME WITH SCHOLARSHIPS. 936 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,111 AHH! 937 00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:36,852 SHE'S ALWAYS WINNING STUFF LIKE THAT. 938 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:40,290 LOOK AT HER. SHE'S SO CUTE, SHE'S SO SMART. 939 00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:41,422 MA... 940 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:42,771 MOM, DON'T START. 941 00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:43,816 I'M SORRY. 942 00:39:43,859 --> 00:39:45,426 FIRST YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO, 943 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,602 NOW I'M WINNING ALL THESE AWARDS. 944 00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:48,603 WHAT? 945 00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:49,996 WELL, I JUST THINK 946 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,302 YOU COULD USE ALL YOUR AWARDS IN BERKELEY. 947 00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:54,217 THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 948 00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:56,959 MA, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BERKELEY! 949 00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:58,700 I WANTED TO GO TO BERKELEY. 950 00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:00,746 WHO ASKED YA? 951 00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:02,704 THE--NEVER MIND. 952 00:40:02,748 --> 00:40:05,054 CAN I HAVE SOME MORE? 953 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,624 YOU'VE GOT TO SIT DOWN IN THIS BABY. 954 00:40:09,668 --> 00:40:11,452 JUST WAIT. 955 00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:12,453 SEE? 956 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:13,976 I LIKE THIS. 957 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,978 SEE? THAT'S A GOOD COLOR FOR YOU. 958 00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:17,023 YEAH. YELLOW. 959 00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:18,981 YOU'RE NOT FEELING TOO NERVOUS 960 00:40:19,025 --> 00:40:21,331 ABOUT BUYING A TRUCK, ARE YOU? 961 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:22,811 NO. NO, NOT AT ALL. 962 00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:25,161 GOOD. MOST MEN AREN'T, I FIND. 963 00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:26,554 YOU WORKING NOW? 964 00:40:26,598 --> 00:40:27,555 YEAH, YEAH. 965 00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:28,991 GOOD. 966 00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:31,167 MAY I ASK WHERE YOU WORK? 967 00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:32,473 AT A BANK. 968 00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:33,605 AT A BANK. 969 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,476 AND WHAT DEPARTMENT WOULD THAT BE? 970 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,347 UH, DEPOSITS. 971 00:40:37,391 --> 00:40:39,698 DEPOSITS. 972 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:42,657 [CLICK] 973 00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,833 AND WITHDRAWALS? 974 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,182 NO. JUST DEPOSITS. 975 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,357 OH. 976 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:48,402 COOL. 977 00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,187 KEY. 978 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:52,188 OOH. 979 00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:53,189 NUTS. 980 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:54,843 ISN'T IT? 981 00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:56,366 ♪ YA PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN ♪ 982 00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:58,064 ♪ YA PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OUT ♪ 983 00:40:58,107 --> 00:40:59,674 ♪ YA PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN ♪ 984 00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:01,502 ♪ AND THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT ♪ 985 00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:02,503 ♪ YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY-- ♪♪ 986 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:04,026 MA, LET'S JUST GO HOME. 987 00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:05,506 LET'S GO TALK ABOUT COLLEGE. 988 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,029 I WANT TO SING. 989 00:41:07,073 --> 00:41:08,509 GOOD IDEA. GO ON HOME. 990 00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:09,728 WHO ASKED YOU? 991 00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:11,730 THIS IS HIS OFFICE. LET'S GO! 992 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:13,732 I KNOW THIS IS HIS OFFICE. 993 00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,037 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 994 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:16,430 I MEAN, PLEASE! 995 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,518 LOOK AT IT! 996 00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:20,913 CHEESY WOOD, BOWLING TROPHIES. 997 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:23,524 WESTERN MOTIF MAKES ME ILL. 998 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:25,526 OF COURSE! AND THE TITTY SISTERS! 999 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:27,397 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HIS OFFICE. 1000 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:29,530 AND LOOK-- GREEN SHAG CARPETING. 1001 00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:30,357 MY FAVE. 1002 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,358 AND WHAT'S THIS? 1003 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:32,359 AAH! 1004 00:41:32,402 --> 00:41:34,753 HI! LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT HER. 1005 00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,145 OH, NO. AL, NO. 1006 00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:37,451 ALBERTA, THANK YOU, ALBERTA. 1007 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,626 THAT'LL BE ALL, HONEY. 1008 00:41:38,670 --> 00:41:39,932 YEAH, O.K. 1009 00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:41,150 IS THAT YOUR MOM? 1010 00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:42,282 [ZORA] HIS MOM! 1011 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:44,458 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY OFFICE? 1012 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,460 NO. SHE JUST HATES SHAG CARPETING. 1013 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,635 MOM, LET'S GO! PLEASE! 1014 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:48,941 DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME. 1015 00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,943 I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM WITH HIM. 1016 00:41:50,986 --> 00:41:53,119 SHE CAN SAY WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO. 1017 00:41:53,162 --> 00:41:54,468 SHE'S GOT RIGHTS. 1018 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,818 WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUTT OUT? 1019 00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:58,951 I'D LOVE TO BUTT OUT, 1020 00:41:58,994 --> 00:42:00,213 BUT IT'S MY OFFICE! 1021 00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:02,650 YOU'D DON'T HAVE TO KEEP REPEATING THAT. 1022 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,043 MOM, LET'S GO HOME. 1023 00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:05,566 I'M NOT READY TO GO! 1024 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,350 I HAVE A POINT TO MAKE! 1025 00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:10,179 WHA--WHAT IS YOUR POINT? 1026 00:42:10,223 --> 00:42:12,355 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY POINT IS. 1027 00:42:12,399 --> 00:42:15,010 MY POINT IS THIS-- WE DON'T WANT YOU. 1028 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,272 YOU DON'T WANT US. 1029 00:42:16,316 --> 00:42:17,491 LET'S KEEP THAT CLEAR. 1030 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,884 YOU AREN'T THE FATHER. 1031 00:42:18,927 --> 00:42:22,017 EVEN IF YOU WERE, WE STILL WOULDN'T WANT YOU. 1032 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:24,019 HELL, SHE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME. 1033 00:42:24,063 --> 00:42:25,020 THANK GOD FOR THA-- 1034 00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:26,065 [CRUNCH] 1035 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:40,688 I'M GOING TO SIT DOWN. 1036 00:42:47,869 --> 00:42:50,655 MA, ARE YOU O.K.? 1037 00:42:50,698 --> 00:42:52,657 HUH? 1038 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,223 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1039 00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:58,097 YEAH. 1040 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:07,193 SO...AHEM. 1041 00:43:07,236 --> 00:43:09,195 WHERE'D YOU PARK? 1042 00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:11,850 UH, DOWN--DOWN THE SIDEWALK. 1043 00:43:11,893 --> 00:43:13,373 OH, I DO THAT, TOO. 1044 00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:15,201 SHE RODE HER BICYCLE. 1045 00:43:15,244 --> 00:43:17,290 OH. 1046 00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:20,554 WELL, MAYBE WE OUGHT TO... 1047 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,034 YEAH. 1048 00:43:22,077 --> 00:43:23,601 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. 1049 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,216 UH, THANK YOU-- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. 1050 00:43:30,259 --> 00:43:31,347 AW... 1051 00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:37,702 WE'RE CUTTIN' PRICES. 1052 00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:39,573 YES! 1053 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,053 SORRY. 1054 00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:42,750 I DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE. 1055 00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:43,795 SHH! 1056 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,713 [HONKING HORN] 1057 00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:51,411 HEY, I THINK I BOUGHT A TRUCK. 1058 00:43:51,454 --> 00:43:52,412 [HONKING HORN] 1059 00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:55,415 SAY, I TELL YOU WHAT. 1060 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:57,417 PUT THE BICYCLE IN THE TRUCK. 1061 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,419 I'LL DRIVE YOU WHERE YOU'RE GOIN'. 1062 00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:01,769 I DON'T NEED ANY HELP. GOODBYE. 1063 00:44:03,771 --> 00:44:06,121 OOHHH... 1064 00:44:06,165 --> 00:44:07,949 [RINGING BELL] 1065 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:10,909 ZORA, RIGHT? 1066 00:44:10,952 --> 00:44:12,606 YES. 1067 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,914 YOU KIND OF CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE YESTERDAY, ZORA. 1068 00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:19,091 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 1069 00:44:19,134 --> 00:44:21,006 IT'S O.K. 1070 00:44:21,049 --> 00:44:22,964 I'M SORRY THAT MY MOM SHOWED UP HERE. 1071 00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:25,358 NO PROBLEM. 1072 00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:30,232 GOODBYE. 1073 00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:32,931 BYE. 1074 00:44:34,584 --> 00:44:37,326 OOH, OOH, OOH, SHIT! 1075 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,590 OH, CHRIST! 1076 00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:41,679 OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH... 1077 00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:48,207 GOD DAMN IT! 1078 00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:54,517 [CAR ALARM] 1079 00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,489 WHY'D YOU COME AROUND THAT CORNER LIKE THAT? 1080 00:45:09,532 --> 00:45:10,969 ARE YOU CRAZY? 1081 00:45:11,012 --> 00:45:12,666 STOP THE CAR. AAH! 1082 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,668 OH, LOOK AT THAT-- A PARKING SPACE. 1083 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,670 GOD DAMN IT, PULL THE CAR OVER! 1084 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:17,889 JUST LET ME OUT. 1085 00:45:17,932 --> 00:45:19,804 ARE YOU GONNA UNLOCK THE DOOR, OR WHAT? 1086 00:45:19,847 --> 00:45:23,329 COME ON AND UNLOCK THIS DAMN DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOU! 1087 00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:24,983 I CAN'T STAND YOUR ASS! 1088 00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:26,985 SON OF A BITCH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 1089 00:45:27,028 --> 00:45:28,987 ARE YOU CRAZY, COMING AROUND THAT CORNER! 1090 00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,815 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE IN L.A.? 1091 00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:32,512 GOD DAMN CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE. 1092 00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:34,166 HELLO, THERE, FOLKS! 1093 00:45:34,209 --> 00:45:36,821 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE RIDE! 1094 00:45:36,864 --> 00:45:40,346 DO YOU MIND IF I COME IN AND DRAIN THE LIZARD? 1095 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:41,695 IF YOU DRAIN THE-- 1096 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:44,176 DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM? 1097 00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:45,177 UH-HUH. 1098 00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:46,439 FINE. COME ON IN! 1099 00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:47,788 YOU CRAZY... 1100 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,357 YOU LOCKED US IN. 1101 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,098 WE WERE GOING TO CALL 911, 1102 00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:55,274 BUT THEN WE STARTED READING BOOKS. 1103 00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:57,842 I'LL TAKE THESE. THEY'RE FASCINATING. 1104 00:45:57,885 --> 00:45:59,887 WE'LL TAKE EVERYTHING, AND... 1105 00:45:59,931 --> 00:46:02,629 I AM SO SORRY, DEAR. 1106 00:46:02,672 --> 00:46:05,806 I HAD NO IDEA WE'D DONE SO MANY AWFUL THINGS. 1107 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:07,808 HELLO. 1108 00:46:07,852 --> 00:46:09,810 HELLO. 1109 00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:10,811 LADIES. 1110 00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:12,204 HELL OF AN IDEA-- 1111 00:46:12,247 --> 00:46:14,467 LOCK THE CUSTOMERS IN TILL THEY BUY SOMETHING. 1112 00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:15,947 WOULD THAT WORK WITH TRUCKS? 1113 00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:18,079 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 1114 00:46:18,123 --> 00:46:19,080 BOOK CITY. 1115 00:46:19,124 --> 00:46:20,603 YOU READ ALL THIS? 1116 00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:23,476 THE BATHROOM'S UPSTAIRS ON THE RIGHT. 1117 00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:25,957 OH...WE HAVEN'T BEEN UP THERE. 1118 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,045 NO! 1119 00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:29,047 THERE'S NOTHING UP THERE TO BUY. 1120 00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:30,483 OH.OH. 1121 00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:32,485 WELL, WE HAVE A CHECK 1122 00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:36,489 ALL MADE OUT FOR YOU, INCLUDING TAX AT 7 1/2%. 1123 00:46:36,532 --> 00:46:38,665 OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S 8 1/2. 1124 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:39,666 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1125 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:42,364 WHO CARES? YOU'RE DONE. 1126 00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:43,365 OH! THANKS. 1127 00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:44,366 THANK YOU. 1128 00:46:44,410 --> 00:46:45,367 THAT'S GREAT. 1129 00:46:45,411 --> 00:46:46,368 HAPPY WEDDING. 1130 00:46:46,412 --> 00:46:47,456 BYE!THANKS. 1131 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,371 LET ME HELP YOU. BYE-BYE, MA'AM. 1132 00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:50,720 BYE! 1133 00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:51,983 BYE-BYE, LADIES! 1134 00:46:52,026 --> 00:46:52,984 BYE-BYE, NOW. 1135 00:46:53,027 --> 00:46:54,115 BYE!BYE! 1136 00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:55,987 WHOO! BLACK AUTHORS UP THE WAHZOO. 1137 00:46:56,030 --> 00:46:59,338 I READ BLACK AUTHORS, YOU KNOW. 1138 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:01,993 WILT CHAMBERLAIN BOOK CHANGED MY LIFE. 1139 00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:04,125 HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! 1140 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:05,648 OH, WAIT A SECOND HERE. 1141 00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:07,389 MAYBE I DON'T HAVE TO GO. 1142 00:47:09,174 --> 00:47:10,349 NOPE, THERE IT IS! 1143 00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:11,872 LITTLE SILVERY FEELIN'. 1144 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:13,526 THE CALL OF THE WILD. 1145 00:47:13,569 --> 00:47:15,354 ♪ WILD THING 1146 00:47:15,397 --> 00:47:17,747 ♪ YOU MAKE MY HEART SING 1147 00:47:21,229 --> 00:47:23,884 ♪ WILD THING 1148 00:47:23,928 --> 00:47:26,756 ♪ YOU MAKE MY HEART SING 1149 00:47:27,757 --> 00:47:30,586 ♪ YOU MAKE EVERYTHING 1150 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:32,240 ♪ GROOVY ♪ 1151 00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:57,265 IS THIS THE GUY? 1152 00:47:58,788 --> 00:48:01,574 IS WHO WHAT GUY? 1153 00:48:01,617 --> 00:48:03,402 THE GUY. 1154 00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:06,927 THE GUY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ZORA'S FATHER BUT ISN'T, 1155 00:48:06,971 --> 00:48:09,364 BECAUSE...YOU KNOW. 1156 00:48:09,408 --> 00:48:11,584 YEAH. THAT'S MY HUSBAND CHARLES. 1157 00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,064 CHARLIE. 1158 00:48:13,107 --> 00:48:14,892 LOOKS NICE. 1159 00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:17,633 WAS HE NICE? 1160 00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:21,637 YEAH, HE WAS NICE. 1161 00:48:23,639 --> 00:48:25,076 NEVER REMARRIED? 1162 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:26,077 TTHH. NO. 1163 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,600 I MEAN, 1164 00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:29,776 WHAT'S THE POINT? 1165 00:48:29,819 --> 00:48:30,777 YEAH. 1166 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:32,257 YEAH, I'M DIVORCED. 1167 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:33,562 TWICE. 1168 00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:38,089 RIGHT NOW, I'M... LIVING WITH SOMEONE. 1169 00:48:38,132 --> 00:48:40,091 MMM... 1170 00:48:40,134 --> 00:48:41,919 NEVER HAD ANY CHILDREN. 1171 00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,009 HUH. 1172 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,795 THAT ZORA, LOOKS LIKE A NICE KID. 1173 00:48:48,838 --> 00:48:50,797 OHH, SHE'S A GREAT KID. 1174 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,235 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE WITHOUT HER. 1175 00:48:57,021 --> 00:48:59,980 FAMILY REALLY IS THE WAY TO GO. 1176 00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:02,852 I LIVE TO ENJOY MYSELF. 1177 00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:14,690 FUNNY THING--SPERM. 1178 00:49:17,867 --> 00:49:20,914 WELL, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? 1179 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,134 "JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN." 1180 00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:27,486 WELL, HELL, AT LEAST YOU GOT YOURSELF A POINT OF VIEW. 1181 00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:31,490 MUST BE A REAL BUMMER HAVING A HALF-WHITE KID. 1182 00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:32,578 FUCK YOU. 1183 00:49:32,621 --> 00:49:34,493 APPARENTLY WE ALREADY DID THAT. 1184 00:49:34,536 --> 00:49:36,495 YOU KNOW WHAT? GET OUT. 1185 00:49:36,538 --> 00:49:39,019 FOR BEING SUCH A FREE SPIRIT, 1186 00:49:39,063 --> 00:49:40,499 YOU ARE SURPRISINGLY UPTIGHT. 1187 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:44,024 YOU, NOT SURPRISINGLY, ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS. 1188 00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:47,680 IT TURNS OUT, I HAVE A DAUGHTER I NEVER HEARD ABOUT. 1189 00:49:47,723 --> 00:49:49,682 YOU DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER. 1190 00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:52,685 I HAVE A DAUGHTER. YOU HAVE A CAR DEALERSHIP. 1191 00:49:52,728 --> 00:49:54,687 WE STRAIGHTENED ALL THIS OUT. 1192 00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,167 FINE BY ME. 1193 00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:58,691 ARE YOU SURE IT'S FINE WITH HER? 1194 00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,693 MAYBE SHE WANTS TO SEE ME. 1195 00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:02,173 I DON'T THINK SO. 1196 00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:04,697 I WAS ALWAYS GOOD AT MATH AND SCIENCE. 1197 00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:07,352 MAYBE I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT PART. 1198 00:50:07,395 --> 00:50:10,181 YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. UNDERSTAND? 1199 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:12,183 I UNDERSTAND YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS. 1200 00:50:12,226 --> 00:50:14,707 I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. 1201 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:16,752 IT'S O.K. I'M OUTTA HERE. 1202 00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:19,190 HAVE A NICE LIFE. 1203 00:50:19,233 --> 00:50:20,234 I WILL. 1204 00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:32,203 HI. 1205 00:50:32,246 --> 00:50:33,595 HI. 1206 00:50:34,814 --> 00:50:36,468 O.K. WHAT'S UP? 1207 00:50:36,511 --> 00:50:38,731 YOU THINK HE'S MY FATHER? 1208 00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:39,993 LOOK... 1209 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,474 ALL HE WAS WAS SOME SPERM 1210 00:50:42,517 --> 00:50:44,476 WITH ONE MOTIVATED SWIMMER. 1211 00:50:44,519 --> 00:50:45,868 THAT'S ALL. 1212 00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:50,830 I JUST WISH I COULD'VE ASKED HIM A FEW QUESTIONS. 1213 00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:55,182 WHY? THE MAN IS SO DUMB, WHAT WAS HE GONNA TELL YOU? 1214 00:50:55,226 --> 00:50:56,705 FORGET IT. IT'S OVER. 1215 00:50:56,749 --> 00:50:58,577 MA, BUT YOU DON'T-- 1216 00:50:58,620 --> 00:51:02,581 PLEASE. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. 1217 00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:06,019 O.K. 1218 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:09,022 [SEWING MACHINE STARTS] 1219 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:10,763 MA, JUST ONE THING. 1220 00:51:10,806 --> 00:51:12,591 WHAT? 1221 00:51:12,634 --> 00:51:15,028 WHEN YOU WERE ALONE WITH HIM, 1222 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:17,509 DID HE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME? 1223 00:51:17,552 --> 00:51:20,555 IS IT REALLY THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU? 1224 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,602 YES. 1225 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:28,433 WELL, YEAH, HE DID. 1226 00:51:29,521 --> 00:51:31,044 HE SAID, UH... 1227 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:34,047 THAT YOU SEEMED REALLY SMART... 1228 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,789 AND REALLY CONFIDENT. 1229 00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:40,445 HE ALSO SAID HE THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 1230 00:51:40,488 --> 00:51:41,881 REALLY? 1231 00:51:41,924 --> 00:51:42,882 YEAH. 1232 00:51:42,925 --> 00:51:43,883 REALLY? 1233 00:51:43,926 --> 00:51:45,406 I CROSS MY HEART. 1234 00:51:47,408 --> 00:51:48,670 THAT'S COOL. 1235 00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,112 GOOD NIGHT. 1236 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,984 GOOD NIGHT, MY DAUGHTER. 1237 00:51:58,027 --> 00:51:59,464 I LOVE YOU. 1238 00:51:59,507 --> 00:52:01,118 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1239 00:52:05,339 --> 00:52:07,298 IT'S NOT TRUE... 1240 00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:08,908 BUT IT'S COOL. 1241 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,565 THIS IS HAL JACKSON OF JACKSON MOTORS, 1242 00:52:13,608 --> 00:52:15,958 ASKING YOU TO BEAR IN MIND 1243 00:52:16,002 --> 00:52:19,092 THERE'S A REASON THAT SO MANY PEOPLE COME TO US 1244 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,007 FOR DEALS ON CARS AND TRUCKS. 1245 00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:22,356 UGH, GOD. 1246 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,576 NOW I'M GONNA WRESTLE WITH YOU OVER-- 1247 00:52:24,619 --> 00:52:25,620 [GRRR] 1248 00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:28,580 DADDY? 1249 00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:30,103 SARAH? 1250 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,104 DADDY! 1251 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:32,105 OH, DADDY! 1252 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:33,628 I FOUND YOU. 1253 00:52:33,672 --> 00:52:36,109 THEY SAID YOU WERE DEAD, BUT-- 1254 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,589 YOU SHOULD TRY THIS. 1255 00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:39,591 HAL, YOU SHOULD TRY THIS. 1256 00:52:39,634 --> 00:52:40,679 UH-HUH. 1257 00:52:40,722 --> 00:52:42,942 DON'T YOU KNOW ME, DADDY? 1258 00:52:42,985 --> 00:52:45,118 I'M SARAH! I'M SARAH! 1259 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:48,991 THE FINAL PRICE WILL BE...SHOCKING! 1260 00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:52,865 BUT I'M SARAH! 1261 00:52:52,908 --> 00:52:54,606 [CRYING] 1262 00:52:57,913 --> 00:52:59,611 YES. 1263 00:52:59,654 --> 00:53:01,047 YES. 1264 00:53:01,090 --> 00:53:02,657 SARAH! 1265 00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:04,311 MY BABY. 1266 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,880 HER MAJESTY, THE QUEEN. 1267 00:53:07,923 --> 00:53:11,797 [GOD SAVE THE QUEEN PLAYING] 1268 00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:18,064 My Daddy. 1269 00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:51,228 HELLO. 1270 00:53:51,271 --> 00:53:52,707 HEY, HOW'RE YOU DOIN'? 1271 00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:53,926 ALL RIGHT. 1272 00:53:55,014 --> 00:53:57,190 WHERE'S ZORA? 1273 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,018 UH, SHE JUST LEFT. 1274 00:54:00,019 --> 00:54:02,021 OH. SHE GO GET LUNCH? 1275 00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:06,199 UM...YOU--YOU KNOW, SHE NEVER REALLY TELLS ME. 1276 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,680 I JUST--I DON'T KNOW. 1277 00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:10,203 YOU DON'T KNOW. 1278 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,684 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW? 1279 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:14,207 WHERE IS SHE? 1280 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,687 DON'T IGNORE ME. 1281 00:54:15,730 --> 00:54:18,690 YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE SHE IS... 1282 00:54:18,733 --> 00:54:19,734 OW! 1283 00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:21,693 OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR TRACHEAE. 1284 00:54:21,736 --> 00:54:22,694 OH, ZORA. 1285 00:54:22,737 --> 00:54:23,782 YEAH, ZORA. 1286 00:54:23,825 --> 00:54:26,219 SHE WENT TO THE CAR DEALERSHIP. 1287 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,220 WHAT? 1288 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,700 SHE WENT. I DIDN'T. 1289 00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:29,744 OW! 1290 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:34,227 THIS IS HAL JACKSON OF JACKSON MOTORS. 1291 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:37,056 COME ON DOWN AND SEE OUR CIRCUS OF DEALS 1292 00:54:37,099 --> 00:54:39,885 ON THE LATEST MODEL CARS AND TRUCKS. 1293 00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:41,887 TINY, DOWN. 1294 00:54:41,930 --> 00:54:42,975 [TRUMPETING] 1295 00:54:43,018 --> 00:54:44,411 DON'T FORGET. 1296 00:54:44,455 --> 00:54:47,632 10% BACK MEANS 10% MORE PEANUTS IN YOUR POCKET. 1297 00:54:47,675 --> 00:54:49,329 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TINY? 1298 00:54:49,373 --> 00:54:52,245 OR DID YOU FORGET AGAIN? 1299 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,638 GREAT. 1300 00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:54,639 CUEING TINY. 1301 00:54:54,682 --> 00:54:56,336 UP AGAIN! 1302 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,816 HEIGH-HO, TINY! 1303 00:54:57,859 --> 00:54:59,339 CUT, CUT, CUT. 1304 00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:00,514 RESET. 1305 00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:01,515 RESET, TINY. 1306 00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:02,516 RESETTING, TINY. 1307 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,344 WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN CUT? 1308 00:55:04,388 --> 00:55:06,346 WE'RE LOSING YOU WHEN TINY REARS UP. 1309 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,740 O.K. WE'RE READY TO GO AGAIN. 1310 00:55:08,783 --> 00:55:10,785 OH, MY GOD, SHE'S BACK. 1311 00:55:10,829 --> 00:55:12,091 CONCENTRATION, HAL. 1312 00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:13,571 GIVE ME A CIGARETTE QUICK. 1313 00:55:13,614 --> 00:55:15,399 YOU'RE TALKING TO ME-- 1314 00:55:15,442 --> 00:55:18,967 JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THE DAMN CIGARETTE, WILL YOU? 1315 00:55:19,011 --> 00:55:20,752 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 1316 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:21,927 GREAT. 1317 00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:24,756 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 1318 00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:25,757 HEY, LADY! 1319 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,758 [SARAH] HELLO. 1320 00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:28,847 [TRUMPETS] 1321 00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:30,936 THIS IS HAL JACKSON OF JACKSON MOTORS. 1322 00:55:30,979 --> 00:55:34,156 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CLOSED SET. 1323 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,201 WHOA! HEY! 1324 00:55:35,244 --> 00:55:36,333 [BELL RINGS] 1325 00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:38,770 WHOA! 1326 00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:40,424 DON'T FORGET. 1327 00:55:40,467 --> 00:55:43,949 10% BACK MEANS 10% MORE PEANUTS IN YOUR POCKET. 1328 00:55:43,992 --> 00:55:46,865 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TINY? OH, NO, NO, TINY. 1329 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:49,041 [TRUMPETING] 1330 00:55:49,084 --> 00:55:50,085 UH-OH. 1331 00:55:50,129 --> 00:55:51,783 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 1332 00:55:51,826 --> 00:55:54,612 WHOA. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1333 00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:56,353 HERE WE GO AGAIN. 1334 00:55:58,485 --> 00:55:59,965 ALERT THE MEDIA! 1335 00:56:00,008 --> 00:56:01,619 THE PRESS! CALL THE PRESS! 1336 00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,403 MA, LOOK. 1337 00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:06,014 OOH! WHOO! 1338 00:56:06,058 --> 00:56:07,364 OH, SHIT! 1339 00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:14,414 OH, GOD! 1340 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,242 STOP RINGIN' THE DAMN BELL! 1341 00:56:16,285 --> 00:56:18,157 WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BABE! 1342 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,682 STOP RINGIN' THE GOD DAMN BELL! 1343 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,338 OH, SHIT! 1344 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,557 OH! 1345 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,949 [HORNS HONK] 1346 00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:33,651 OH, SHIT! 1347 00:56:33,694 --> 00:56:36,131 STOP RINGIN' THE GOD DAMN--OW! 1348 00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:37,394 OOOHH! 1349 00:56:37,437 --> 00:56:38,699 WHOA! 1350 00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:44,575 YOU BETTER BE SHOOTING! YOU CUT, YOU DIE! 1351 00:56:44,618 --> 00:56:45,880 YOU CUT, YOU DIE! 1352 00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:47,534 THIS IS ALL FABULOUS! 1353 00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:49,188 OHH! 1354 00:56:49,231 --> 00:56:50,842 ♪ HARE KRISHNA 1355 00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:52,887 ♪ HARE, HARE, HARE, HARE ♪♪ 1356 00:56:55,063 --> 00:56:56,500 MOVE! MOVE! 1357 00:56:56,543 --> 00:56:59,111 OH, LORD, HELP! 1358 00:56:59,154 --> 00:57:00,591 HAL, IT'S KIMBERLY. 1359 00:57:00,634 --> 00:57:02,767 YOU NEVER CALLED. 1360 00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:04,638 OH, HI. 1361 00:57:04,682 --> 00:57:06,248 [HORNS HONK] 1362 00:57:06,292 --> 00:57:08,642 STOP! WHOA! WHOA! 1363 00:57:08,686 --> 00:57:09,687 OH, JESUS. 1364 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,868 COMING THROUGH. WATCH YOUR FEET. 1365 00:57:16,911 --> 00:57:17,869 COMING THROUGH. 1366 00:57:17,912 --> 00:57:19,087 [TRUMPETING] 1367 00:57:19,131 --> 00:57:22,874 PLEASE, STOP RINGING THE GOD DAMN BELL! 1368 00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,353 OH, JESUS! 1369 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:41,458 [RINGING BELL] 1370 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,725 TA-DA! 1371 00:57:47,768 --> 00:57:48,769 [CROWD CHEERS] 1372 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:57,038 [TRUMPETING] 1373 00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:59,867 THANK YOU, JESUS! THANK YOU. I'M ALIVE. 1374 00:57:59,911 --> 00:58:01,390 I'M LUCKY. I'M LUCKY. 1375 00:58:01,434 --> 00:58:02,870 THANK YOU, BABY. 1376 00:58:02,914 --> 00:58:04,872 OH. 1377 00:58:04,916 --> 00:58:05,873 [AROO] 1378 00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:07,396 IT WASN'T MY FAULT. 1379 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,399 WAIT! WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE FOOTAGE. 1380 00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:11,879 TWO NEWS CREWS SHOWED UP. 1381 00:58:11,923 --> 00:58:12,880 I'M ALIVE. 1382 00:58:12,924 --> 00:58:14,403 ARE YOU O.K.? 1383 00:58:14,447 --> 00:58:15,883 YES, I'M FINE. 1384 00:58:15,927 --> 00:58:17,102 MA, NOT YOU. 1385 00:58:17,145 --> 00:58:18,582 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1386 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:21,236 DO I LOOK ALL RIGHT TO YOU? 1387 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,281 WAIT. 1388 00:58:22,324 --> 00:58:24,109 HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1389 00:58:24,152 --> 00:58:26,590 THE ELEPHANT WAS FOLLOWING THE BELL, 1390 00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:27,591 YOUR BELL. 1391 00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:28,635 THIS... 1392 00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:33,205 THIS GOD DAMN BELL. 1393 00:58:33,248 --> 00:58:34,902 [AROO] 1394 00:58:34,946 --> 00:58:35,903 IT WAS? 1395 00:58:35,947 --> 00:58:37,775 OH, SHIT. 1396 00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:39,298 YEAH. HE WAS. 1397 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:41,300 HE WAS FOLLOWING MY BELL? 1398 00:58:41,343 --> 00:58:43,955 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD AT THAT INTERSECTION. 1399 00:58:43,998 --> 00:58:45,609 THAT WAS CLOSE, WASN'T IT? 1400 00:58:45,652 --> 00:58:46,784 YEAH. 1401 00:58:48,307 --> 00:58:50,178 MY BELL. 1402 00:58:51,658 --> 00:58:54,618 YOU MEAN YOU ENDED UP IN THE WATER 1403 00:58:54,661 --> 00:58:56,924 BECAUSE OF MY BELL? 1404 00:58:56,968 --> 00:58:58,447 I'M SORRY. 1405 00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:01,276 WAIT! 1406 00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:05,585 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU CAN GO TO HELL. 1407 00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:07,239 IF I COULD FOLLOW YOU. 1408 00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:10,068 I'LL RING MY BELL SO YOU KNOW IT'S ME. 1409 00:59:10,111 --> 00:59:12,287 YOU'RE GORGEOUS WHEN YOU'RE WET. 1410 00:59:15,377 --> 00:59:16,814 [CAR HORNS HONK] 1411 00:59:16,857 --> 00:59:17,815 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 1412 00:59:17,858 --> 00:59:19,033 [CARS CRASH] 1413 00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:21,558 JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. 1414 00:59:21,601 --> 00:59:23,037 IT WAS A DISASTER. 1415 00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:24,430 GOD DAMN DISASTER. 1416 00:59:24,473 --> 00:59:27,433 I HEAR ELEPHANTS CAN BE VERY, VERY VIOLENT. 1417 00:59:27,476 --> 00:59:29,914 PLUS, THEY'RE PREGNANT FOR TWO YEARS. 1418 00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:32,438 TWO YEARS. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? 1419 00:59:32,481 --> 00:59:34,919 THEN THE BABY ELEPHANT COMES OUT-- 1420 00:59:34,962 --> 00:59:36,747 HAS THIS REALLY BRISTLY HAIR. 1421 00:59:36,790 --> 00:59:37,748 TURN OVER. 1422 00:59:37,791 --> 00:59:39,532 [GRUNT] 1423 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,534 STACY, HONEY, MY WHOLE CAREER'S 1424 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:43,014 GONE DOWN THE TOILET, 1425 00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:45,538 AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PREGNANT ELEPHANTS? 1426 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:48,759 AW, MONKEY MAN, YOU'RE FULL OF STRESS. 1427 00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:51,283 THERE'S A POINT RIGHT HERE IN YOUR HAND 1428 00:59:51,326 --> 00:59:53,633 THAT IF I SQUEEZE, CLOSE YOUR EYES, 1429 00:59:53,677 --> 00:59:55,243 THIS WON'T HURT. 1430 00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:56,244 [BONES CRACK] 1431 00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:57,245 HA! 1432 00:59:57,289 --> 00:59:58,986 DOES THAT FEEL BETTER? 1433 00:59:59,987 --> 01:00:01,162 THAT'S BETTER, ISN'T IT? 1434 01:00:01,206 --> 01:00:02,163 OW. 1435 01:00:02,207 --> 01:00:03,425 TURN OVER AGAIN. 1436 01:00:03,469 --> 01:00:04,949 OOH! 1437 01:00:04,992 --> 01:00:07,473 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? IF YOU DID LOSE YOUR BUSINESS, 1438 01:00:07,516 --> 01:00:09,649 YOU COULD ALWAYS TAKE THE TIME 1439 01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:11,129 TO EXPLORE YOUR ARTISTIC SIDE. 1440 01:00:11,172 --> 01:00:14,132 I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU HAD THE HANDS 1441 01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:16,961 OF SOMEBODY WHO COULD PLAY THE VIOLIN. 1442 01:00:17,004 --> 01:00:18,484 BUT STACY, HONEY-- 1443 01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:19,659 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. 1444 01:00:19,703 --> 01:00:22,314 NOBODY LISTENS TO THE VIOLIN ANYMORE. 1445 01:00:22,357 --> 01:00:25,970 THAT'S TRUE, BUT YOU COULD MAKE THEM DO IT 1446 01:00:26,013 --> 01:00:28,973 BY PLAYING IT IN A WHOLE NEW WAY, 1447 01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:31,192 MORE BLUESY, PERHAPS, OR...RAP! 1448 01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:32,193 RAP! RAP! 1449 01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:33,194 RAP EVEN! 1450 01:00:33,238 --> 01:00:35,370 YOU COULD DO IT LIKE A--OH. 1451 01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:36,371 OH, SORRY. 1452 01:00:36,415 --> 01:00:37,503 I--OH. 1453 01:00:37,546 --> 01:00:39,505 YOUR HEAD HURTS, DOESN'T IT? 1454 01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:41,986 DO YOU WANT ME TO, UM, 1455 01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:44,815 MAYBE SING YOU A SONG OR SOMETHING? 1456 01:00:44,858 --> 01:00:46,164 O.K. 1457 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:48,209 NO. NO, PLEASE DON'T. 1458 01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:50,211 IT'S A VERY NICE SONG. 1459 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,691 MUSIC CAN BE SO HEALING. 1460 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:54,172 THIS IS THE SONG. 1461 01:00:54,215 --> 01:00:57,392 ♪ DR. LONG 1462 01:00:57,436 --> 01:01:00,178 ♪ DR. SONG 1463 01:01:00,221 --> 01:01:02,659 ♪ NICE SONG 1464 01:01:02,702 --> 01:01:06,010 ♪ MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER ♪ 1465 01:01:06,053 --> 01:01:07,925 ♪ HUM ALONG 1466 01:01:07,968 --> 01:01:11,102 ♪ WARM CHORDS SURROUND YOU ♪ 1467 01:01:11,145 --> 01:01:12,712 ♪ SURROUND YOU 1468 01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:15,933 ♪ AND MAKE YOU STRONG 1469 01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:19,197 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU SIT HERE SINGING ♪ 1470 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:22,287 ♪ NICE 1471 01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:25,769 ♪ LONG 1472 01:01:25,812 --> 01:01:29,294 ♪ SONG ♪ 1473 01:01:29,337 --> 01:01:30,904 OHH. 1474 01:01:46,615 --> 01:01:48,052 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1475 01:01:48,095 --> 01:01:49,749 NO, HOLD ON A SECOND. 1476 01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:53,057 STOP! I CAN EXPLAIN. 1477 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,232 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1478 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:55,755 ARE THEY REPOSSESSING EVERYTHING? 1479 01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:57,235 NO! EVERYTHING'S SELLING. 1480 01:01:57,278 --> 01:02:00,238 IT WAS THAT WHOLE TINY THING THAT WENT BIG. 1481 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,761 YOU'RE A SMASH. 1482 01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:03,241 BOBBY, GET OVER HERE. 1483 01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:04,764 MONEY! MONEY! WE'RE MAKING MONEY! 1484 01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,244 SIGN THIS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1485 01:02:06,287 --> 01:02:08,246 THEY'RE JUST FLYING OUT OF HERE. 1486 01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:09,247 HEY, BOSS! 1487 01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:11,249 IT'S LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAID, 1488 01:02:11,292 --> 01:02:15,253 IF WE CAN GET THEM INTO THE DOOR, THEY'LL BUY IT. 1489 01:02:15,296 --> 01:02:17,777 IT'S YOU AND THAT ELEPHANT LADY. 1490 01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:19,257 YOU'RE A HIT, COWBOY! 1491 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,780 WHERE'S THE LADY? 1492 01:02:20,824 --> 01:02:21,781 WHERE'S TINY? 1493 01:02:21,825 --> 01:02:23,261 WHO? OH, THE ELEPHANT. 1494 01:02:23,304 --> 01:02:24,262 DROWNED, I GUESS. 1495 01:02:24,305 --> 01:02:25,524 [CRYING] 1496 01:02:25,567 --> 01:02:28,266 SORRY, LITTLE GIRL. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1497 01:02:28,309 --> 01:02:29,789 UH, CARRY ON. 1498 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:31,269 WELL, HELLO, LADIES. 1499 01:02:31,312 --> 01:02:32,792 LOOK AT YOU ALL. 1500 01:02:32,836 --> 01:02:33,793 OVER HERE! 1501 01:02:33,837 --> 01:02:35,273 OVER HERE! PLEASE! 1502 01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:37,536 I'LL BE DAMNED! 1503 01:02:37,579 --> 01:02:39,146 [DOOR CLOSES] 1504 01:02:40,191 --> 01:02:41,322 YES! 1505 01:02:42,802 --> 01:02:45,762 [BOBBY] LET ME JUST SHOW YOU THIS TRUCK. 1506 01:02:45,805 --> 01:02:47,807 THIS TRUCK WAS MADE FOR LOVE. 1507 01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:50,288 YOU CAN GIVE BIRTH IN THIS CAB 1508 01:02:50,331 --> 01:02:52,290 WHILE YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE RADIO. 1509 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:53,334 AM, FM, UHF... 1510 01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:12,571 SO WHAT TIME ARE YOU DONE? 1511 01:03:12,614 --> 01:03:14,573 WELL, I TEACH UNTIL 10:00. 1512 01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:16,793 YOU HAVE DINNER PLANS, DON'T YOU? 1513 01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:18,795 OH, YEAH. WE'RE ALL CELEBRATING. 1514 01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:20,274 GOOD NIGHT, BOSS. 1515 01:03:20,318 --> 01:03:21,798 GOOD NIGHT, BOBBY. 1516 01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:23,016 UNBELIEVABLE DAY. 1517 01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:25,453 WE DAMN NEAR SOLD EVERY CAR ON THE LOT. 1518 01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:26,454 MMM. 1519 01:03:26,498 --> 01:03:29,414 OH, THAT'S NICE. 1520 01:03:29,457 --> 01:03:31,285 ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1521 01:03:31,329 --> 01:03:32,286 O.K. 1522 01:03:32,330 --> 01:03:34,288 GOODBYE, BABY. 1523 01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:35,289 HI. 1524 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,290 HI. 1525 01:03:36,334 --> 01:03:37,291 MMM. GOOD. 1526 01:03:37,335 --> 01:03:40,294 YOU HAVE VERY STRONG HANDS. 1527 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:41,861 THANKS. 1528 01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:43,515 WHOA. 1529 01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:45,343 GET OUT OF HERE. IT'S LATE. 1530 01:03:45,386 --> 01:03:46,735 I'M GOING. 1531 01:03:51,001 --> 01:03:53,351 BOY, I'LL TELL YOU, HUH? 1532 01:03:53,394 --> 01:03:55,353 PERFECT NIGHT FOR A CELEBRATION. 1533 01:03:55,396 --> 01:03:56,876 SURE IS. 1534 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:57,877 NIGHT. 1535 01:03:57,921 --> 01:03:59,357 GOOD NIGHT. 1536 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,359 JAMAICA, MON, THIS CLOSE. 1537 01:04:01,402 --> 01:04:02,360 NIGHT, CHIEF. 1538 01:04:02,403 --> 01:04:03,883 WHEW! 1539 01:04:03,927 --> 01:04:04,884 HEY, JOSE! 1540 01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:06,364 THEY WIPED US OUT. 1541 01:04:06,407 --> 01:04:07,887 WHEW! I'M TELLING YOU. 1542 01:04:07,931 --> 01:04:09,889 STRIPPED US CLEAN. 1543 01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:11,369 YEAH. 1544 01:04:11,412 --> 01:04:13,893 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 1545 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:15,373 YOU GOING TO CELEBRATE? 1546 01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:16,374 OH, SORT OF. 1547 01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:17,897 TONIGHT'S MY POKER NIGHT. 1548 01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:19,377 YOU GOT ANY PLANS? 1549 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:20,378 YEAH. I'M COVERED. 1550 01:04:20,421 --> 01:04:21,901 I'LL SEE YOU, MAN. 1551 01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:23,381 ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, 1552 01:04:23,424 --> 01:04:24,382 AND WHAT A NIGHT! 1553 01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:25,992 HELL OF A NIGHT. 1554 01:04:40,528 --> 01:04:43,096 ♪ IF YOU NEED A MIRACLE ♪ 1555 01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:48,058 ♪ THEN WHAT YOU GOT TO DO ♪ 1556 01:04:48,101 --> 01:04:50,582 ♪ IS HAVE A LITTLE FAITH ♪ 1557 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:54,412 ♪ TO PULL YOU THROUGH ♪ 1558 01:04:54,455 --> 01:05:00,244 ♪ NO ONE CAN HIDE THIS BURNIN' FEELIN' ♪ 1559 01:05:00,287 --> 01:05:03,073 ♪ FEELIN' 1560 01:05:03,116 --> 01:05:06,946 ♪ IT'S AS PLAIN AS BLACK AND WHITE ♪ 1561 01:05:10,471 --> 01:05:15,041 ♪ WE'RE BOTH PRISONERS OF OUR FREEDOM ♪ 1562 01:05:15,085 --> 01:05:16,608 ♪ FREEDOM 1563 01:05:16,651 --> 01:05:18,436 ♪ AND THE CHAINS 1564 01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:23,049 ♪ ARE WAY TOO TIGHT 1565 01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:25,095 ♪ OH 1566 01:05:25,138 --> 01:05:27,662 ♪ IF YOU NEED A MIRACLE ♪ 1567 01:05:27,706 --> 01:05:32,450 ♪ THEN WHAT YOU GOT TO DO ♪ 1568 01:05:32,493 --> 01:05:33,886 ♪ IS HAVE A LITTLE FAITH ♪ 1569 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,105 ♪ HAVE A LITTLE FAITH 1570 01:05:35,148 --> 01:05:37,803 ♪ TO PULL YOU THROUGH 1571 01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:39,936 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1572 01:05:43,591 --> 01:05:45,028 HEY, MRS. MATHEWS, 1573 01:05:45,071 --> 01:05:47,987 UM, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED. 1574 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:49,989 WHAT DO WE ACTUALLY KNOW 1575 01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:52,992 ABOUT THIS GUY ZORA'S GOING OUT WITH TONIGHT? 1576 01:05:53,036 --> 01:05:54,472 DIDN'T YOU CHECK HIM OUT 1577 01:05:54,515 --> 01:05:56,996 OR WHATEVER PARENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO? 1578 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,998 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 1579 01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:01,000 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY DIGNITY? 1580 01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:02,001 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1581 01:06:02,045 --> 01:06:04,003 GET THE DOOR. 1582 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:05,483 OH, MY GOD! 1583 01:06:05,526 --> 01:06:08,007 HEY, THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. 1584 01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:09,487 WHAT IS? 1585 01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:10,531 'SCUSE ME. 1586 01:06:10,575 --> 01:06:12,490 OH, NO, YOU DON'T, MISS THING. 1587 01:06:12,533 --> 01:06:14,492 GO PUT ON A JACKET. 1588 01:06:14,535 --> 01:06:16,015 NO, YOU DON'T, MISS THING. 1589 01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:17,495 GO PUT ON A JACKET. 1590 01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:18,496 YOU BETTER SHUT UP. 1591 01:06:18,539 --> 01:06:20,498 GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 1592 01:06:20,541 --> 01:06:22,021 SOMEBODY GET THE DOOR. 1593 01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:24,023 IS THIS HOW WE LIVING? 1594 01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:25,024 THAT'S FINE. 1595 01:06:25,068 --> 01:06:27,505 YOU CAN GO FLAUNT YOUR FUN BAGS 1596 01:06:27,548 --> 01:06:29,028 ANY WAY YOU PLEASE. 1597 01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:30,247 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1598 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:32,510 I JUST GOT ONE THING TO SAY. 1599 01:06:32,553 --> 01:06:35,469 FUNBAG FLAUNTING ONLY LEADS TO TROUBLE. 1600 01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:36,470 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1601 01:06:36,514 --> 01:06:38,820 GET THE DOOR. 1602 01:06:38,864 --> 01:06:41,258 JUST REMEMBER I SAID IT, ALL RIGHT? 1603 01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:44,348 IT'S A WHITE MAN AT THE DOOR. 1604 01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:48,526 AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? 1605 01:06:48,569 --> 01:06:50,441 NO. UM... 1606 01:06:51,964 --> 01:06:54,053 HOW ARE YOU? 1607 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:55,402 I'M O.K. 1608 01:06:55,446 --> 01:06:58,057 I BROUGHT SOMETHING FOR YOU AND YOUR MOTHER. 1609 01:06:58,101 --> 01:07:00,407 WHY? 1610 01:07:00,451 --> 01:07:01,756 MA. 1611 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,802 I'M NOT REALLY SURE. 1612 01:07:03,845 --> 01:07:05,804 THERE YOU GO. 1613 01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:17,772 [BELL RINGS] 1614 01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:19,426 HA HA! 1615 01:07:19,470 --> 01:07:22,038 [RING RING] 1616 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:32,613 I'M NOT GOOD AT, YOU KNOW, RECEIVING, 1617 01:07:32,657 --> 01:07:34,615 AND SO I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK 1618 01:07:34,659 --> 01:07:36,052 THAT I DON'T LIKE IT. 1619 01:07:36,095 --> 01:07:39,664 WHICH IN YOUR LANGUAGE MEANS THANK YOU. 1620 01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:42,101 YES. 1621 01:07:42,145 --> 01:07:43,146 THANK YOU. 1622 01:07:43,189 --> 01:07:44,408 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1623 01:07:54,548 --> 01:07:57,029 "THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR YOU, 1624 01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:59,118 "AND HERE ARE A FEW MAPS 1625 01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:03,035 IN CASE YOU GET LOST ALONG THE WAY. HAL." 1626 01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:05,603 THANK YOU. 1627 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:13,263 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1628 01:08:13,306 --> 01:08:15,134 WELL, YEAH. 1629 01:08:15,178 --> 01:08:18,137 WELL, I GUESS I OUGHT TO BE GOING. 1630 01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:19,399 I'LL WALK YOU OUT. 1631 01:08:20,705 --> 01:08:22,141 HEY, BE COOL, MAN. 1632 01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:24,839 YEAH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1633 01:08:34,197 --> 01:08:37,156 THAT WAS A REALLY NICE THING YOU DID. 1634 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,157 SHE'S THRILLED. 1635 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:39,680 THANK YOU. 1636 01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:42,161 SO, ARE WE GETTING ALONG NOW? 1637 01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:44,163 COME ON, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1638 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:46,687 I'M NOT SURE. I'M JUST CHECKING. 1639 01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:48,211 [CAR RADIO] 1640 01:08:50,387 --> 01:08:52,867 HEY, DIEGO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1641 01:08:52,911 --> 01:08:56,349 ME, BOSS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1642 01:08:56,393 --> 01:08:58,351 HI. I'M-- I'M ZORA'S MOTHER. 1643 01:08:58,395 --> 01:08:59,874 HI. I'M DIEGO. 1644 01:08:59,918 --> 01:09:01,180 NICE TO MEET YOU. 1645 01:09:01,224 --> 01:09:02,181 THANK YOU. 1646 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:03,226 BEHAVE YOURSELF. 1647 01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:06,185 HI. 1648 01:09:06,229 --> 01:09:07,708 WOW. 1649 01:09:07,752 --> 01:09:09,884 OH, THANK YOU. 1650 01:09:09,928 --> 01:09:11,408 SHALL WE? 1651 01:09:11,451 --> 01:09:12,800 YES. 1652 01:09:14,802 --> 01:09:16,413 BYE. 1653 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:17,631 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1654 01:09:17,675 --> 01:09:18,937 AND SO DO YOU. 1655 01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:20,417 SHE'S WEARING THAT? 1656 01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:22,723 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYIN'! 1657 01:09:22,767 --> 01:09:25,726 HEY, DIEGO, YOU HAVE HER BACK HERE BY-- 1658 01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:27,728 SHE GOT A CURFEW OR SOMETHING? 1659 01:09:27,772 --> 01:09:28,773 MIDNIGHT. 1660 01:09:28,816 --> 01:09:30,731 HAVE HER BACK HERE BY MIDNIGHT! 1661 01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:31,732 WE WILL. 1662 01:09:31,776 --> 01:09:33,343 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1663 01:09:36,607 --> 01:09:39,087 I HOPE YOU LIKE TO DANCE. 1664 01:09:39,131 --> 01:09:41,089 OH, I LOVE TO DANCE. 1665 01:09:41,133 --> 01:09:42,526 BYE NOW. 1666 01:09:49,794 --> 01:09:51,230 DO YOU KNOW HIM? 1667 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:52,231 YEAH, YEAH. 1668 01:09:52,275 --> 01:09:53,754 HE WORKS FOR ME. 1669 01:09:53,798 --> 01:09:55,234 SO IF ANYTHING HAPPENS-- 1670 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:56,409 I'LL FIRE HIS ASS. 1671 01:09:56,453 --> 01:09:57,497 O.K. 1672 01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:01,240 SO, WHAT'S UP, BABY? 1673 01:10:01,284 --> 01:10:03,764 YOU WANT TO SLIDE OUT FOR A MINUTE? 1674 01:10:03,808 --> 01:10:05,766 WELL, NO, I REALLY SHOULDN'T. 1675 01:10:05,810 --> 01:10:09,248 COME ON, BABY. WE'LL GO SEE A MOVIE OR SOMETHING. 1676 01:10:09,292 --> 01:10:12,773 WELL, I'M JUST NOT REALLY READY FOR A COMMITMENT. 1677 01:10:12,817 --> 01:10:15,254 I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT. 1678 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:17,256 I SAID NO! 1679 01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,432 BITCH! 1680 01:10:20,433 --> 01:10:21,652 YO' MOTHA! 1681 01:10:28,311 --> 01:10:29,790 WELL--HA HA. 1682 01:10:29,834 --> 01:10:32,793 YOU PROBABLY HAVE PLANS FOR THE EVENING. 1683 01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:34,273 YEAH, YEAH. 1684 01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:35,796 I'M GONNA... 1685 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,798 GO OUT AND GRAB SOMETHING. 1686 01:10:37,842 --> 01:10:40,279 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GRAB? 1687 01:10:40,323 --> 01:10:42,281 EAT. I WANT TO EAT. 1688 01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:44,283 IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS, 1689 01:10:44,327 --> 01:10:46,285 YOU CAN COME ALONG. 1690 01:10:46,329 --> 01:10:48,809 DO YOU WANT ME TO COME? 1691 01:10:48,853 --> 01:10:49,810 YEAH. 1692 01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:51,334 I THINK I DO. 1693 01:10:52,509 --> 01:10:55,294 O.K. WELL, THEN, I DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS. 1694 01:10:55,338 --> 01:10:56,817 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 1695 01:10:56,861 --> 01:10:59,820 YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT RIGHT OFF THE BAT. 1696 01:10:59,864 --> 01:11:03,302 YEAH, BUT YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED ME TO DINNER. 1697 01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:04,869 I HAVE TO GO CHANGE. 1698 01:11:14,052 --> 01:11:15,706 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1699 01:11:18,361 --> 01:11:20,841 HEY, WHERE'S THE, UH... 1700 01:11:20,885 --> 01:11:22,843 WHERE'S THE RICE AND THE NOODLES 1701 01:11:22,887 --> 01:11:26,325 AND THE FELLA THAT FLIPS THE SHRIMP INTO HIS HAT? 1702 01:11:26,369 --> 01:11:28,327 I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOU ORDER. 1703 01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:30,329 HALF THIS STUFF STILL LOOKS ALIVE. 1704 01:11:30,373 --> 01:11:32,200 THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA. 1705 01:11:32,244 --> 01:11:33,506 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1706 01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,029 WHEN SHE WAS 7, 1707 01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:38,206 I GAVE HER ONE OF THOSE SUZY HOMEMAKER OVEN THINGS. 1708 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,512 THEY COME WITH MIXES. 1709 01:11:39,556 --> 01:11:41,862 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE STUFF. NOT HER. 1710 01:11:41,906 --> 01:11:43,560 ALL SHE WANTED TO DO 1711 01:11:43,603 --> 01:11:45,562 WAS MELT STUFF IN THE OVEN. 1712 01:11:45,605 --> 01:11:47,085 SHE GETS THAT FROM ME. 1713 01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:49,261 I ONLY USE MY OVEN TO DRY MY SNEAKERS. 1714 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:51,394 I BELIEVE THAT. 1715 01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:52,917 HMM. HMM. WHAT THE HELL. 1716 01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:54,919 NO! NO! 1717 01:11:54,962 --> 01:11:57,574 UH-OH. 1718 01:11:57,617 --> 01:11:59,271 OH, SHIT. 1719 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,753 NO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT LIKE THAT. 1720 01:12:02,796 --> 01:12:04,320 OH, GOD. 1721 01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:08,628 OH, GOD. 1722 01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:11,501 YOU KNOW, JACKSON-- 1723 01:12:11,544 --> 01:12:12,676 I'LL BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE. 1724 01:12:12,719 --> 01:12:14,025 THIS IS OURS. 1725 01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:15,331 HERE. DRINK THIS. 1726 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:17,420 ARE YOU O.K.? 1727 01:12:17,463 --> 01:12:18,464 OH, SHIT. 1728 01:12:20,466 --> 01:12:21,511 I JUST-- 1729 01:12:21,554 --> 01:12:22,512 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1730 01:12:22,555 --> 01:12:25,297 HE--HE ATE A WASABI BALL. 1731 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:26,994 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1732 01:12:28,561 --> 01:12:30,476 I'M FINE. 1733 01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,999 OH, MY GOD. 1734 01:12:32,043 --> 01:12:34,350 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO LAUGH, 1735 01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:35,829 BUT YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 1736 01:12:35,873 --> 01:12:38,136 I KNOW THAT...NOW. 1737 01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:39,137 YOU-- 1738 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:41,357 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1739 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,315 MAYBE JUST A LITTLE MORE. 1740 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,882 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1741 01:12:44,925 --> 01:12:47,667 SHE JUST TOLD YOU, SILLY MOVE, WHITE MAN. 1742 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,324 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1743 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:53,630 I'M FINE. 1744 01:12:53,673 --> 01:12:55,022 YOU SURE? 1745 01:12:55,066 --> 01:12:56,067 MM-HMM. 1746 01:12:59,244 --> 01:13:01,202 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE ALL GLISTENY. 1747 01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:03,204 I THINK IT'S FROM THE WASABI. 1748 01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:06,207 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY THE CRAB NEXT TIME. 1749 01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:07,513 IT'S A LITTLE SAFER. 1750 01:13:07,557 --> 01:13:09,515 YEAH. NO, NEXT TIME, I'M ORDERING. 1751 01:13:09,559 --> 01:13:10,908 THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING. 1752 01:13:15,913 --> 01:13:18,872 THE ONLY THING I CAN RIDE IS A HORSE. 1753 01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:21,397 NOT ONCE HAVE WE SHOT A HORSE COMMERCIAL. 1754 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:24,225 PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'D LOOK TOO GOOD ON A HORSE. 1755 01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:27,533 THEY'VE GOT TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD MAN. 1756 01:13:27,577 --> 01:13:29,056 THAT'S PART OF THE APPEAL. 1757 01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:30,057 REALLY? 1758 01:13:30,101 --> 01:13:31,145 YEAH. 1759 01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,409 I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 1760 01:13:40,285 --> 01:13:41,721 YOU SMELL GOOD. 1761 01:13:41,765 --> 01:13:43,070 WHAT? 1762 01:13:43,114 --> 01:13:45,072 YOU SMELL GOOD. 1763 01:13:45,116 --> 01:13:47,727 IT'S JUST THIS LOTION I'M USING. 1764 01:13:47,771 --> 01:13:48,728 MAY I? 1765 01:13:48,772 --> 01:13:50,077 MAY YOU WHAT? 1766 01:13:50,121 --> 01:13:51,731 SMELL YOU. 1767 01:13:51,775 --> 01:13:53,429 THOUGHT YOU ALREADY DID THAT. 1768 01:13:53,472 --> 01:13:54,560 OH, WOW. 1769 01:13:54,604 --> 01:13:57,084 OH, I COULD GET LOST IN THAT SMELL. 1770 01:13:57,128 --> 01:13:58,564 I COULD CLOSE MY EYES, 1771 01:13:58,608 --> 01:14:01,262 AND NO ONE WOULD EVER FIND ME. 1772 01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:03,090 OH, NO. 1773 01:14:03,134 --> 01:14:05,919 SOMEBODY WOULD FIND YOU. 1774 01:14:05,963 --> 01:14:08,487 MAYBE YOU COULD SEND UP A FLARE. 1775 01:14:12,317 --> 01:14:14,928 YOU SMELL LIKE THAT EVERYWHERE? 1776 01:14:14,972 --> 01:14:16,452 I REALLY DON'T KNOW. 1777 01:14:16,495 --> 01:14:18,932 I'M NOT IN THE HABIT OF SMELLING MYSELF. 1778 01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:20,456 I CAN CHECK FOR YOU. 1779 01:14:22,806 --> 01:14:25,461 YOU'RE REALLY SOMETHING, YOU KNOW? 1780 01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:26,940 I'M JUST, YOU KNOW, 1781 01:14:26,984 --> 01:14:29,465 I'M NOT USED TO THIS KIND OF STUFF. 1782 01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:32,119 IS THIS HOW YOU SELL TRUCKS? 1783 01:14:32,163 --> 01:14:35,122 IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVEN'T BEEN PROPERLY INTRODUCED. 1784 01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:37,298 I DON'T MEAN TO BE CRASS, 1785 01:14:37,342 --> 01:14:40,954 BUT MY SPERM HAS BEEN IN YOUR BODY. 1786 01:14:40,998 --> 01:14:43,957 AND WHERE IT GOES YOU FIGURE YOU SHOULD FOLLOW. 1787 01:14:44,001 --> 01:14:46,307 WELL, GENERALLY I LIKE TO GO FIRST, 1788 01:14:46,351 --> 01:14:48,788 BUT THE LITTLE FELLAS GOT THERE BEFORE ME. 1789 01:14:48,832 --> 01:14:51,138 WE HAVE HAD THE CHILD, SARAH. 1790 01:14:51,182 --> 01:14:54,533 WE DIDN'T HAVE A CHILD, HAL. 1791 01:14:54,577 --> 01:14:56,535 I HAD A CHILD. 1792 01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:59,016 I'D LIKE TO MAKE THAT UP TO YOU. 1793 01:14:59,059 --> 01:15:00,713 I JUST BET YOU WOULD. 1794 01:15:25,738 --> 01:15:28,393 THIS COULD GET COMPLICATED. 1795 01:15:28,436 --> 01:15:30,395 DON'T WORRY. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE. 1796 01:15:30,438 --> 01:15:31,744 I'LL BET YOU HAVE. 1797 01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:40,579 OH, YEAH, YOU'RE SLICK. 1798 01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,452 I'LL CHANGE. 1799 01:15:48,761 --> 01:15:50,589 NO. 1800 01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:52,112 DON'T. 1801 01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:55,594 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 1802 01:15:55,638 --> 01:15:57,117 SMELL ME. 1803 01:16:09,477 --> 01:16:10,435 [GLASS BREAKS] 1804 01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:12,524 MM. MM! MMM! MM! 1805 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:14,744 [AWK AWK AWK AWK] 1806 01:16:14,787 --> 01:16:16,136 [AWK] 1807 01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:53,043 HELLO. 1808 01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:01,138 DIEGO, STOP. 1809 01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:02,313 WHAT'S WRONG? 1810 01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:04,750 I BETTER GO HOME. IT'S GETTING LATE. 1811 01:17:04,794 --> 01:17:07,405 LET'S GO TO MY PLACE. YOU COULD STAY OVER. 1812 01:17:07,448 --> 01:17:09,102 MY MOTHER WOULD KILL ME. 1813 01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:14,151 LOOK, DIEGO, I HARDLY KNOW YOU. 1814 01:17:14,194 --> 01:17:16,501 LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. 1815 01:17:16,544 --> 01:17:17,633 PLEASE. 1816 01:17:17,676 --> 01:17:19,635 PLEASE. 1817 01:17:24,988 --> 01:17:27,120 [BRAKES SQUEALING] 1818 01:17:27,164 --> 01:17:29,122 WHAT WAS THAT? 1819 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:31,124 IT WAS JUST THE BED, HONEY. 1820 01:17:31,168 --> 01:17:32,343 JUST THE BED. 1821 01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:38,479 OH, JESUS. IT'S ZORA. 1822 01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:41,918 OH. WHERE'S MY HAT? I GOT YOUR SHOE. 1823 01:17:41,961 --> 01:17:43,267 I DON'T KNOW. WHERE? 1824 01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:44,311 RIGHT HERE. 1825 01:17:45,486 --> 01:17:46,923 WHERE'S MY DAMN HAT? 1826 01:17:46,966 --> 01:17:48,272 MY OTHER SHOE. 1827 01:17:48,315 --> 01:17:49,621 OH. 1828 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,623 OH, JEEZ. THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME. 1829 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:54,278 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S THE HURRY? 1830 01:17:54,321 --> 01:17:55,671 THEY'RE OUTSIDE. 1831 01:17:59,152 --> 01:18:00,937 OH. 1832 01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:03,461 EVERY TIME YOU SQUEEZE THIGH MASTER-- 1833 01:18:03,504 --> 01:18:04,941 HEY. 1834 01:18:04,984 --> 01:18:06,638 HI, HONEY. 1835 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,858 HI. 1836 01:18:08,901 --> 01:18:10,860 SQUEEZE YOUR WAY TO SHAPELY THIGHS. 1837 01:18:10,903 --> 01:18:12,209 WE'RE WATCHING TV. 1838 01:18:12,252 --> 01:18:13,558 LOOK AT THAT. 1839 01:18:13,601 --> 01:18:14,559 OH, IT'S LATE. 1840 01:18:14,602 --> 01:18:15,647 TIME GOT AWAY. 1841 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:17,040 THIGH MASTER IS DESIGNED 1842 01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,955 TO ISOLATE AND STRENGTHEN THESE MUSCLES. 1843 01:18:18,998 --> 01:18:20,521 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAMPS? 1844 01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:25,570 I GUESS THEY FELL OVER. 1845 01:18:25,613 --> 01:18:27,572 I'LL BE DARNED. 1846 01:18:27,615 --> 01:18:30,140 [BIRD SQUAWKING] 1847 01:18:30,183 --> 01:18:33,012 YEAH, WELL, WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING ON TV? 1848 01:18:35,362 --> 01:18:36,320 STUDS. TALK SHOW. 1849 01:18:36,363 --> 01:18:37,321 WELL-- 1850 01:18:37,364 --> 01:18:38,670 TALKING. THEY WERE TALKING. 1851 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,150 STUDS TALKING TOGETHER. 1852 01:18:40,193 --> 01:18:42,152 O.K. 1853 01:18:42,195 --> 01:18:43,196 HEY, HUH? 1854 01:18:45,024 --> 01:18:46,330 WELL-- 1855 01:18:46,373 --> 01:18:47,984 BOSS. 1856 01:18:48,027 --> 01:18:49,899 HAL JUNIOR. 1857 01:18:49,942 --> 01:18:51,074 JESUS. 1858 01:18:51,117 --> 01:18:53,163 OH. ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT. 1859 01:18:53,206 --> 01:18:55,774 WE'RE OUT OF HERE, DIEGO. 1860 01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:57,645 GOOD NIGHT, HAL. 1861 01:18:58,646 --> 01:19:00,561 GOOD NIGHT, SARAH. 1862 01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:02,999 I'LL WALK YOU OUT. 1863 01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:05,088 ALL RIGHT. THAT WOULD BE GOOD. 1864 01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:10,528 QUITE A FAMILY, HUH, MAN? 1865 01:19:10,571 --> 01:19:13,009 I MEAN, LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER, HUH? 1866 01:19:13,052 --> 01:19:14,532 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1867 01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:16,839 YOU LAY A HAND ON THAT GIRL, 1868 01:19:16,882 --> 01:19:18,362 AND I'LL KILL YOU PERSONALLY. 1869 01:19:18,405 --> 01:19:20,016 WHOA. WHAT'S IT TO YOU? 1870 01:19:20,059 --> 01:19:22,540 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS TO ME. 1871 01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:23,846 SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 1872 01:19:23,889 --> 01:19:24,847 DAUGHTER? 1873 01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:26,022 OH, HELL. 1874 01:19:26,065 --> 01:19:27,850 I BET YOU I'M LATE. 1875 01:19:27,893 --> 01:19:29,242 GOOD NIGHT, DIEGO. 1876 01:19:34,378 --> 01:19:35,335 [DOOR CLOSES] 1877 01:19:35,379 --> 01:19:36,728 OH, I'M TIRED. 1878 01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:41,864 SO WHAT DID YOU DO? 1879 01:19:43,735 --> 01:19:45,041 WHAT? 1880 01:19:45,084 --> 01:19:47,826 YOU HEARD ME, MA. WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING? 1881 01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:49,045 DOING? 1882 01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:51,221 NOTHING. 1883 01:19:51,264 --> 01:19:53,179 SO THAT'S WHY THE HOUSE LOOKS 1884 01:19:53,223 --> 01:19:54,702 LIKE A CYCLONE HIT IT? 1885 01:19:54,746 --> 01:19:56,182 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1886 01:19:56,226 --> 01:19:58,706 YOU TOLD ME TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM, 1887 01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:01,709 BUT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH HIM? 1888 01:20:01,753 --> 01:20:02,710 ZORA-- 1889 01:20:02,754 --> 01:20:04,364 THIS IS MY FATHER, MA, 1890 01:20:04,408 --> 01:20:06,410 AND HE NEEDS ME, NOT YOU. 1891 01:20:06,453 --> 01:20:08,586 MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE, 1892 01:20:08,629 --> 01:20:10,762 YOU BROUGHT ME UP WITH THIS FANTASY, 1893 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:11,981 THIS GHOST OF CHARLIE, 1894 01:20:12,024 --> 01:20:14,113 THEN I FINALLY BRING HOME SOMETHING REAL, 1895 01:20:14,157 --> 01:20:17,116 AND YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME! 1896 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:18,683 WHAT ARE YOU-- 1897 01:20:19,858 --> 01:20:21,120 WHAT IS GOING ON? 1898 01:20:21,164 --> 01:20:24,645 MA, I WANTED THIS FOR ME, NOT YOU. 1899 01:20:24,689 --> 01:20:26,125 WHEN THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT 1900 01:20:26,169 --> 01:20:27,648 BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, 1901 01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:29,650 WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME? 1902 01:20:49,192 --> 01:20:51,324 SORRY I GOT HUNG UP, SWEETHEART. 1903 01:20:51,368 --> 01:20:52,848 OH, HI, HAL. 1904 01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:54,850 YOU REMEMBER BRUCE, DON'T YOU? 1905 01:20:54,893 --> 01:20:58,070 BRUCE GAVE ME A LIFT HOME. 1906 01:20:58,114 --> 01:21:01,465 SURE. WELL, THANK YOU, BRUCE. 1907 01:21:01,508 --> 01:21:02,640 NO BIGGIE. 1908 01:21:02,683 --> 01:21:04,468 HEY, HAVE A SEAT, MAN. 1909 01:21:04,511 --> 01:21:05,904 WHERE WERE YOU? 1910 01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:08,820 OH, I WAS JUST OUT DRIVING AROUND. 1911 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,822 I LOST TRACK OF TIME, HONEY. 1912 01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:11,823 OH. 1913 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,129 I GOT TO CRUISE. 1914 01:21:13,172 --> 01:21:15,696 OH, NO, NO. YOU GOT TO? 1915 01:21:15,740 --> 01:21:16,915 YEAH. I GOT TO. 1916 01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:18,395 I HEAR THAT. I'M BEAT. 1917 01:21:18,438 --> 01:21:20,745 HEY, THE NIGHT'S JUST STARTING TO COOK. 1918 01:21:20,788 --> 01:21:23,574 I'M GOING TO HEAR A NEW BAND-- STINKY NIGHTGOWN. 1919 01:21:23,617 --> 01:21:24,575 STINKY NIGHTGOWN? 1920 01:21:24,618 --> 01:21:26,055 OH, YOU LIKE 'EM? 1921 01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:28,753 OH, YEAH, YEAH. WE GOT ALL THEIR STUFF. 1922 01:21:28,796 --> 01:21:30,059 THEY'RE GOING TO RECORD 1923 01:21:30,102 --> 01:21:32,452 ONCE THE DRUMMER GETS OUT OF REHAB. 1924 01:21:32,496 --> 01:21:35,281 HEY, YOU DUDES WANT TO HANG WITH US TONIGHT? 1925 01:21:35,325 --> 01:21:36,630 NO PROBLEM. 1926 01:21:36,674 --> 01:21:38,589 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO, SWEETHEART? 1927 01:21:38,632 --> 01:21:40,025 I'LL BET YOU'LL ENJOY THAT. 1928 01:21:40,069 --> 01:21:42,027 OH, WOW. YOU DON'T MIND? 1929 01:21:42,071 --> 01:21:43,594 I WANT YOU TO GO. 1930 01:21:43,637 --> 01:21:45,944 THANK YOU, SWEETIE. 1931 01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:48,077 LET'S FLY. 1932 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:51,950 OH. HAVE ONE OF THOSE SEX DREAMS ABOUT ME TONIGHT, O.K.? 1933 01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:53,473 O.K. 1934 01:21:53,517 --> 01:21:54,822 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1935 01:21:54,866 --> 01:21:58,130 HE HAD THIS DREAM WHERE HE WAS A STUPID DOG 1936 01:21:58,174 --> 01:22:00,132 AND I WAS A SMART DOG. 1937 01:22:00,176 --> 01:22:01,307 I LIKE DOGS. 1938 01:22:01,351 --> 01:22:02,352 ARF, ARF. 1939 01:22:03,527 --> 01:22:06,965 ♪ WHY 1940 01:22:07,009 --> 01:22:10,316 ♪ WHY 1941 01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,841 ♪ DO ANGELS FALL 1942 01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:17,323 ♪ ARE THEY LETTING GO OF HEAVEN? ♪ 1943 01:22:17,367 --> 01:22:21,153 ♪ ARE THEY LETTING GO OF HEAVEN ♪ 1944 01:22:21,197 --> 01:22:27,203 ♪ OR LEARNING WELL HOW TO FLY? ♪ 1945 01:22:28,726 --> 01:22:32,338 ♪ HEY-HEY 1946 01:22:32,382 --> 01:22:35,689 ♪ HEY 1947 01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:39,519 ♪ A LASTIN' LOVE 1948 01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:43,523 ♪ IS TROUBLE OUT THE DOOR ♪ 1949 01:22:43,567 --> 01:22:46,526 ♪ TROUBLE OUT THE DOOR ♪ 1950 01:22:46,570 --> 01:22:53,011 ♪ AND SWEETER, OH, HERE TODAY ♪ 1951 01:22:53,055 --> 01:23:00,888 ♪ I KNOW I DON'T WALK ON WATER ♪ 1952 01:23:00,932 --> 01:23:03,021 ♪ WILL FORGIVE MYSELF ♪ 1953 01:23:03,065 --> 01:23:07,721 ♪ FOR THE WAY I'VE BEEN FOR SO LONG ♪ 1954 01:23:07,765 --> 01:23:15,729 ♪ OH, I KNOW I DON'T WALK ON WATER ♪ 1955 01:23:15,773 --> 01:23:21,909 ♪ BUT I DO BELIEVE LOVE IS THE ONLY COLOR ♪ 1956 01:23:21,953 --> 01:23:23,781 ♪ HEY 1957 01:23:32,268 --> 01:23:34,792 10% OFF STICKER, CHARLIE. 1958 01:23:35,793 --> 01:23:37,055 HEY, EVERYBODY. 1959 01:23:37,099 --> 01:23:38,404 HEY, MY FAVORITE CHIEF. 1960 01:23:38,448 --> 01:23:39,579 GOOD MORNING. 1961 01:23:39,623 --> 01:23:42,408 OH, MY GOD. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SCARF. 1962 01:23:42,452 --> 01:23:44,932 YOU GAVE IT TO ME. CHRISTMAS '83. 1963 01:23:44,976 --> 01:23:46,934 DID I? YOU KNOW SOMETHING, ALBERTA? 1964 01:23:46,978 --> 01:23:49,415 YOU WORK TOO HARD. TAKE THE DAY OFF. 1965 01:23:49,459 --> 01:23:50,416 REALLY? 1966 01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:52,244 DO IT NOW. RUN! 1967 01:23:52,288 --> 01:23:53,854 I'M FEELING GOOD. 1968 01:23:58,163 --> 01:23:59,599 GREAT. 1969 01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:00,600 HI. 1970 01:24:00,644 --> 01:24:01,819 HI. 1971 01:24:06,476 --> 01:24:08,608 I WAS THINKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 1972 01:24:08,652 --> 01:24:11,611 OH, LORD. ME, TOO. 1973 01:24:11,655 --> 01:24:14,310 I'M, UH, I'M TALKING ABOUT ZORA. 1974 01:24:15,659 --> 01:24:17,965 SHE WAS REALLY... 1975 01:24:18,009 --> 01:24:20,490 VERY UPSET ABOUT... 1976 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,103 THIS. US. UH... 1977 01:24:25,147 --> 01:24:26,670 WHY? 1978 01:24:26,713 --> 01:24:31,109 WELL, JUST BECAUSE NOBODY'S COME BETWEEN US BEFORE. 1979 01:24:31,153 --> 01:24:33,285 WELL, SWEETHEART, I-- 1980 01:24:33,329 --> 01:24:36,462 I DIDN'T WANT TO COME BETWEEN YOU AND ZORA. 1981 01:24:36,506 --> 01:24:38,116 WELL, I KNOW THAT, 1982 01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:41,685 BUT, UH, YOU HAVE. 1983 01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:44,470 WELL, HOW? 1984 01:24:44,514 --> 01:24:46,124 WAIT--UH, WAIT A MINUTE. 1985 01:24:46,168 --> 01:24:48,126 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 1986 01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:50,128 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE SAID. 1987 01:24:50,172 --> 01:24:53,131 THIS WOULD BE EASIER IF YOU WERE A PARENT. 1988 01:24:53,175 --> 01:24:54,654 THEN I COULD EXPLAIN IT. 1989 01:24:54,698 --> 01:24:56,482 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 1990 01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:58,005 WHAT IS THIS? 1991 01:24:58,049 --> 01:25:00,834 SOMETHING FEELS REALLY OFF HERE. 1992 01:25:00,878 --> 01:25:02,836 WELL... 1993 01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,012 LOOK, ZORA'S REALLY UPSET, 1994 01:25:05,056 --> 01:25:07,014 AND YOU COULDN'T SEE HER UPSET 1995 01:25:07,058 --> 01:25:09,495 FOR ANY LONGER THAN YOU COULD TAKE IT. 1996 01:25:09,539 --> 01:25:13,020 THIS IS AS LONG AS I COULD TAKE IT FOR. 1997 01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:16,067 ALL RIGHT. LET ME TALK TO HER, ALL RIGHT? 1998 01:25:17,373 --> 01:25:19,505 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY? 1999 01:25:19,549 --> 01:25:20,506 HUH? 2000 01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:21,855 YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN-- 2001 01:25:21,899 --> 01:25:23,683 WHAT YOU GOING TO SAY? 2002 01:25:23,727 --> 01:25:25,337 HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 2003 01:25:25,381 --> 01:25:27,339 COME ON, HAL, WHAT WAS THIS? 2004 01:25:27,383 --> 01:25:29,515 THIS WAS NOTHING BUT SOME KIND OF... 2005 01:25:29,559 --> 01:25:31,169 SOME KIND OF WHAT, SARAH? 2006 01:25:31,213 --> 01:25:32,692 WELL, JUST SOME SORT OF... 2007 01:25:32,736 --> 01:25:34,041 YOU KNOW, ATTRACTION, 2008 01:25:34,085 --> 01:25:35,695 SOME...WEIRD OLD ATTRACTION. 2009 01:25:35,739 --> 01:25:37,697 LET'S JUST GET OUT OF IT 2010 01:25:37,741 --> 01:25:39,351 BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT. 2011 01:25:39,395 --> 01:25:41,179 ALL RIGHT. 2012 01:25:41,223 --> 01:25:43,877 OH. O.K. I SEE WHAT THIS IS. 2013 01:25:43,921 --> 01:25:45,096 WHAT-- 2014 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:47,533 YOU CAN GO ON WITH YOUR LITTLE SPEECH, 2015 01:25:47,577 --> 01:25:48,882 BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT. 2016 01:25:48,926 --> 01:25:50,406 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THIS IS BULLSHIT? 2017 01:25:50,449 --> 01:25:52,538 DON'T GIVE ME YOUR MOTHERLY CRAP. 2018 01:25:52,582 --> 01:25:54,888 WHAT'S GOING ON IS YOU GOT SCARED. 2019 01:25:54,932 --> 01:25:56,194 WHAT DO YOU MEAN-- 2020 01:25:56,238 --> 01:25:58,196 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST BACK OFF. 2021 01:25:58,240 --> 01:25:59,458 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 2022 01:25:59,502 --> 01:26:01,460 OH, RIGHT. JUST BACK OFF, RIGHT? 2023 01:26:01,504 --> 01:26:03,462 WALK AWAY, MAKE YOUR LIFE EASY. 2024 01:26:03,506 --> 01:26:06,857 YOU THINK YOU CAN CONTROL EVERY GOD DAMN THING, DON'T YOU? 2025 01:26:06,900 --> 01:26:09,120 YOU CAN HAVE A KID WITHOUT MEETING A MAN. 2026 01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:12,558 PUT PICTURES ON THE WALL AND CALL IT DADDY! 2027 01:26:12,602 --> 01:26:15,082 I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! 2028 01:26:15,126 --> 01:26:18,608 I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, TOO. STAY AWAY FROM US! 2029 01:26:18,651 --> 01:26:20,087 THAT'S WHAT WE BOTH WANT. 2030 01:26:20,131 --> 01:26:21,176 JUST STAY AWAY! 2031 01:26:22,699 --> 01:26:25,005 I GOT A SAY IN THIS, TOO. 2032 01:26:25,049 --> 01:26:26,311 I'M HER FATHER! 2033 01:26:26,355 --> 01:26:32,709 ♪ I KNOW I DON'T WALK ON WATER ♪ 2034 01:26:34,232 --> 01:26:39,672 ♪ BUT I DO BELIEVE LOVE IS THE ONLY COLOR ♪ 2035 01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:44,068 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, YEAH ♪ 2036 01:26:47,376 --> 01:26:50,683 ♪ DADDY TOLD HER WHY 2037 01:26:50,727 --> 01:26:54,034 THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO. 2038 01:26:54,078 --> 01:26:55,210 I'M GOING. 2039 01:26:55,253 --> 01:26:58,300 ♪ LIKE BOLTS ACROSS THE SKY ♪ 2040 01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:00,432 ♪ MAMA HELD HER 2041 01:27:00,476 --> 01:27:01,781 ♪ OOH 2042 01:27:01,825 --> 01:27:05,307 ♪ DADDY TOLD HER WHY 2043 01:27:11,443 --> 01:27:13,228 [HONK HONK HONK HONK] 2044 01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:14,707 [HONK] 2045 01:27:14,751 --> 01:27:17,232 [BRAKES SCREECH] 2046 01:27:17,275 --> 01:27:22,237 ♪ OOH, WHY DO I 2047 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:25,544 ♪ TIME 2048 01:27:25,588 --> 01:27:29,069 ♪ TIME 2049 01:27:29,113 --> 01:27:32,943 ♪ WILL STEAL YOUR LIFE ♪ 2050 01:27:32,986 --> 01:27:36,947 ♪ SO HANG ON TO YOUR SOUL, GIRL ♪ 2051 01:27:36,990 --> 01:27:39,645 ♪ HANG ON TO YOUR SOUL, GIRL ♪ 2052 01:27:42,474 --> 01:27:45,782 ♪ I KNOW I DON'T 2053 01:27:45,825 --> 01:27:46,957 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 2054 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,437 ♪ WALK ON WATER ♪ 2055 01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:49,655 [KNOCK KNOCK] 2056 01:27:55,661 --> 01:27:56,923 ZORA. 2057 01:27:56,967 --> 01:27:59,274 I'M SORRY. 2058 01:27:59,317 --> 01:28:02,929 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYPLACE ELSE TO LOOK. 2059 01:28:02,973 --> 01:28:05,497 HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOTHER? 2060 01:28:16,508 --> 01:28:18,467 I'M LOOKING FOR MY MOTHER. 2061 01:28:18,510 --> 01:28:19,468 SARAH MATHEWS? 2062 01:28:19,511 --> 01:28:20,991 SEE THE DESK. 2063 01:28:21,034 --> 01:28:24,342 EXCUSE ME. WE'RE LOOKING FOR SARAH MATHEWS. 2064 01:28:25,517 --> 01:28:26,997 SIR, SARAH MATHEWS, PLEASE. 2065 01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,346 ARE YOU FAMILY? 2066 01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:29,652 THIS IS HER DAUGHTER. 2067 01:28:29,695 --> 01:28:31,654 SHE CAME INTO E.R. THIS MORNING. 2068 01:28:31,697 --> 01:28:33,177 WE'RE SUSTAINING HER VITAL SIGNS. 2069 01:28:33,220 --> 01:28:35,658 SHE HAS A CONCUSSION, AND SHE'S STILL UNCONSCIOUS. 2070 01:28:36,876 --> 01:28:39,183 WE OPERATED ON HER LEG THIS AFTERNOON. 2071 01:28:39,226 --> 01:28:40,227 MA. 2072 01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:45,015 SHE'S GOING TO BE O.K., RIGHT, DOCTOR? 2073 01:28:45,058 --> 01:28:48,279 THE NEXT 48 HOURS ARE CRITICAL. 2074 01:29:03,425 --> 01:29:05,252 MR. JACKSON, MS. MATHEWS, 2075 01:29:05,296 --> 01:29:08,255 AT THIS TIME WE ASK THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS 2076 01:29:08,299 --> 01:29:09,735 TO MAKE A BLOOD DONATION. 2077 01:29:09,779 --> 01:29:11,737 HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST? 2078 01:29:11,781 --> 01:29:13,260 COME ON. I'LL TAKE YOU. 2079 01:29:13,304 --> 01:29:15,262 IT'S JUST RIGHT DOWN THE HALL. 2080 01:29:15,306 --> 01:29:18,309 DON'T WORRY. IT'S GOING TO BE O.K. 2081 01:29:24,968 --> 01:29:28,275 DID YOU SEE THAT DOLL IN HERE RIGHT BEFORE YOU? 2082 01:29:28,319 --> 01:29:31,278 MM-MM-MM. COFFEE WITH JUST THE RIGHT TOUCH OF CREAM. 2083 01:29:31,322 --> 01:29:32,584 WHOO, WAS SHE HOT. 2084 01:29:32,628 --> 01:29:34,760 MY PALMS ARE STILL SWEATING. 2085 01:29:34,804 --> 01:29:36,283 BLUE JEANS AND RED TOP? 2086 01:29:36,327 --> 01:29:38,764 HER BUTT WAS A 10. YOU SAW HER? 2087 01:29:38,808 --> 01:29:40,200 SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 2088 01:29:40,244 --> 01:29:42,464 AND THE INTERESTING THING IS SHE'S AB-NEGATIVE. 2089 01:29:42,507 --> 01:29:44,814 THAT'S NOT VERY COMMON. 2090 01:29:44,857 --> 01:29:47,643 WELL, SHE'S AN UNUSUAL GIRL. 2091 01:29:47,686 --> 01:29:50,167 SHE WON A SCIENCE AWARD LAST YEAR. 2092 01:29:50,210 --> 01:29:51,647 STATE CONTEST. FIRST PRIZE. 2093 01:29:51,690 --> 01:29:54,345 YOU DON'T SAY. 2094 01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:56,391 OH, SHIT. 2095 01:29:57,217 --> 01:29:59,219 [KNOCK KNOCK] 2096 01:30:24,941 --> 01:30:27,726 I MEAN, IT WAS REALLY AN AWFUL FIGHT, 2097 01:30:27,770 --> 01:30:29,249 AND THEN... 2098 01:30:29,293 --> 01:30:32,252 WELL, I GUESS IT'S JUST WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF-- 2099 01:30:32,296 --> 01:30:34,254 THAT YOU'LL-- YOU'LL YELL AT SOMEONE 2100 01:30:34,298 --> 01:30:35,908 AND FIGHT WITH THEM, 2101 01:30:35,952 --> 01:30:37,910 AND THEN THEY'LL DIE OR WHATEVER. 2102 01:30:37,954 --> 01:30:39,085 I KNOW. 2103 01:30:39,129 --> 01:30:41,566 I HAD A FIGHT WITH HER, TOO, THOUGH, 2104 01:30:41,610 --> 01:30:43,089 SO WE'LL NEVER REALLY KNOW 2105 01:30:43,133 --> 01:30:45,091 WHICH FIGHT GOT HER RUN OVER. 2106 01:30:45,135 --> 01:30:47,093 ONE THING WE DO KNOW IS, 2107 01:30:47,137 --> 01:30:50,749 NEITHER ONE OF US CAN EVER FIGHT WITH HER AGAIN, 2108 01:30:50,793 --> 01:30:54,274 WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE SHE'S SO GOOD AT IT. 2109 01:30:54,318 --> 01:30:55,624 YEAH. 2110 01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:59,454 HAL, YOU CAN FIGHT WITH ME. 2111 01:30:59,497 --> 01:31:01,804 YOU JUST CAN'T WIN. 2112 01:31:04,328 --> 01:31:05,460 HI. 2113 01:31:05,503 --> 01:31:07,462 HI. 2114 01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:10,160 WELL, LOOK. YOU BROUGHT THE ASSHOLE. 2115 01:31:11,509 --> 01:31:13,468 MY FOOT HURTS. 2116 01:31:13,511 --> 01:31:15,470 I THINK SHE'S O.K. 2117 01:31:16,993 --> 01:31:20,953 WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD LEAVE YOU LADIES ALONE FOR A SECOND, 2118 01:31:20,997 --> 01:31:23,478 GO HOME AND GRAB SOME CLOTHES. 2119 01:31:23,521 --> 01:31:25,784 I'LL BE BACK REAL SOON. 2120 01:31:25,828 --> 01:31:27,612 O.K. 2121 01:31:27,656 --> 01:31:30,397 AREN'T YOU GOING TO SMELL ME GOODBYE? 2122 01:31:38,580 --> 01:31:40,538 BETTER MAKE IT TWO. 2123 01:31:40,582 --> 01:31:41,887 YEAH. 2124 01:31:46,065 --> 01:31:48,024 I THINK THERE'S HOPE HERE. 2125 01:31:48,067 --> 01:31:49,765 YEAH. 2126 01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:59,078 YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED, MAN. 2127 01:31:59,122 --> 01:32:00,732 YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED. 2128 01:32:00,776 --> 01:32:03,735 HAL. HAL, WE NEED TO TALK. 2129 01:32:03,779 --> 01:32:06,738 OH, I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO TALK, SWEETHEART. 2130 01:32:06,782 --> 01:32:08,740 IT WAS NEVER REALLY OUR THING. 2131 01:32:08,784 --> 01:32:10,742 YOU CAN GET ON YOUR KNEES. 2132 01:32:10,786 --> 01:32:12,744 I'M STILL BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 2133 01:32:12,788 --> 01:32:15,268 I THINK YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH ME. 2134 01:32:15,312 --> 01:32:16,748 BRUCE IS BETTER FOR YOU. 2135 01:32:16,792 --> 01:32:18,271 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND 2136 01:32:18,315 --> 01:32:19,751 WHAT I'M TRYING TO STAY. 2137 01:32:19,795 --> 01:32:21,100 IT'S OVER BETWEEN US, 2138 01:32:21,144 --> 01:32:23,102 SO DON'T TRY AND STOP ME. 2139 01:32:23,146 --> 01:32:24,190 O.K. I WON'T. 2140 01:32:24,234 --> 01:32:27,280 WHAT HAPPENED TO US, HAL? 2141 01:32:27,324 --> 01:32:28,281 AW. 2142 01:32:28,325 --> 01:32:30,109 WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? 2143 01:32:30,153 --> 01:32:33,722 I MEAN, WE WERE GOING TO BUY A DOG TOGETHER! 2144 01:32:33,765 --> 01:32:35,071 A TERRIER... 2145 01:32:35,114 --> 01:32:37,726 OR MAYBE--MAYBE A LAB. 2146 01:32:37,769 --> 01:32:39,249 BOY, I SURE AM LUCKY 2147 01:32:39,292 --> 01:32:40,729 I FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU 2148 01:32:40,772 --> 01:32:42,382 BEFORE WE WRECKED HIS LIFE 2149 01:32:42,426 --> 01:32:45,560 OR WE HAD TO FIGHT OVER SPLITTING HIM UP. 2150 01:32:46,735 --> 01:32:49,215 LET'S NOT KEEP BRUCE WAITING, ALL RIGHT, HONEY? 2151 01:32:49,259 --> 01:32:50,216 YEAH. 2152 01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:51,217 O.K. 2153 01:32:51,261 --> 01:32:52,436 BYE-BYE. 2154 01:32:53,611 --> 01:32:55,221 DON'T HATE ME, HAL. 2155 01:32:55,265 --> 01:32:57,049 PLEASE DON'T HATE ME. 2156 01:32:57,093 --> 01:33:00,052 I WANT YOU TO JUST REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES. 2157 01:33:00,096 --> 01:33:03,055 I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THE WAY WE WERE. 2158 01:33:03,099 --> 01:33:04,404 O.K. I WILL. 2159 01:33:04,448 --> 01:33:05,405 BYE-BYE. 2160 01:33:05,449 --> 01:33:06,929 THANK YOU, HONEY. 2161 01:33:09,279 --> 01:33:10,236 OOH! 2162 01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:11,716 HAL! 2163 01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:13,588 HAL, YOU'LL FIND SOMEBODY ELSE! 2164 01:33:13,631 --> 01:33:14,806 I KNOW YOU WILL! 2165 01:33:14,850 --> 01:33:16,503 MAYBE NOT RIGHT AWAY, 2166 01:33:16,547 --> 01:33:19,158 BUT IN THE LONG RUN THIS IS BEST. 2167 01:33:19,202 --> 01:33:22,509 YOU KNOW, SOMEDAY I THINK YOU'LL THANK ME. 2168 01:33:26,383 --> 01:33:28,646 IT'S GOING TO TAKE HIM A LONG TIME 2169 01:33:28,690 --> 01:33:31,170 TO GET OVER THIS. WE'RE TALKING YEARS. 2170 01:33:31,214 --> 01:33:32,345 BYE. 2171 01:33:32,389 --> 01:33:33,651 POOR DUDE. 2172 01:33:33,695 --> 01:33:35,566 BYE. BYE, HAL! 2173 01:33:38,569 --> 01:33:41,224 OH, GOD. 2174 01:33:42,225 --> 01:33:43,182 GOOD MORNING. 2175 01:33:43,226 --> 01:33:45,358 JUST THE MAN I NEED TO SEE. 2176 01:33:45,402 --> 01:33:47,186 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 2177 01:33:47,230 --> 01:33:48,535 SURE. HELLO, DARLIN'. 2178 01:33:48,579 --> 01:33:49,972 HI, MR. JACKSON. 2179 01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:05,596 HEY. COME HERE. COME HERE. QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. 2180 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:06,902 GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. 2181 01:34:06,945 --> 01:34:07,903 MA. 2182 01:34:07,946 --> 01:34:09,252 WHAT'S GOING ON? 2183 01:34:09,295 --> 01:34:11,254 I WON A WESTINGHOUSE SCIENCE AWARD. 2184 01:34:11,297 --> 01:34:13,604 THEY ONLY GIVE OUT 10 EACH YEAR. 2185 01:34:13,648 --> 01:34:14,910 IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY. 2186 01:34:14,953 --> 01:34:17,608 AND THE PRINCIPAL'S GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME 2187 01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:18,914 NEXT WEEK AT GRADUATION. 2188 01:34:18,957 --> 01:34:21,264 I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS OUR BABY. 2189 01:34:21,307 --> 01:34:22,874 OUR BABY'S GETTING THIS AWARD. 2190 01:34:22,918 --> 01:34:25,224 THEY'LL GIVE ME A TROPHY OR SOMETHING, 2191 01:34:25,268 --> 01:34:28,227 AND THEY'LL PAY FOR MY WHOLE COLLEGE TUITION. 2192 01:34:28,271 --> 01:34:30,708 CONGRATULATIONS, SWEETHEART. THAT'S WONDERFUL. 2193 01:34:30,752 --> 01:34:32,101 THANK GOD. 2194 01:34:34,277 --> 01:34:35,931 HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH? 2195 01:34:37,933 --> 01:34:39,282 WHAT'S WRONG? 2196 01:34:40,457 --> 01:34:41,719 WELL, I JUST-- 2197 01:34:41,763 --> 01:34:43,460 I'VE JUST COME FROM THE HEMATOLOGY LAB. 2198 01:34:43,503 --> 01:34:45,636 OOH. WHY? 2199 01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:48,639 WELL, THAT'S WHERE THEY KEEP ALL OUR BLOOD. 2200 01:34:48,683 --> 01:34:50,641 YOU'RE TYPE "A," SARAH. 2201 01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:53,644 SWEETHEART, THEY WANT YOU TO GIVE SOME MORE BLOOD. 2202 01:34:53,688 --> 01:34:57,082 YOU'RE AB-NEGATIVE, AND THAT'S KIND OF RARE. 2203 01:34:57,126 --> 01:35:00,085 AND THEY TOOK SOME OF MINE, TOO. 2204 01:35:00,129 --> 01:35:01,696 AND I'M "O." 2205 01:35:06,004 --> 01:35:08,050 YOU COULDN'T BE. 2206 01:35:10,574 --> 01:35:12,532 THEY DID IT TWICE, HONEY, 2207 01:35:12,576 --> 01:35:13,882 AND I'M "O." 2208 01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:18,190 WAIT A MINUTE. 2209 01:35:18,234 --> 01:35:19,539 WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN'? 2210 01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:24,762 WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT I'M NOT HER FATHER. 2211 01:35:34,729 --> 01:35:38,733 BUT I GOT THE NAME FROM MOM'S FILE. 2212 01:35:38,776 --> 01:35:41,387 THEY HAD YOURNAME AT THE SPERM BANK. 2213 01:35:41,431 --> 01:35:43,041 I KNOW THAT, SWEETHEART. 2214 01:35:43,085 --> 01:35:44,434 I CALLED. 2215 01:35:44,477 --> 01:35:47,437 I TALKED TO THE FELLA THAT RUNS THE PLACE. 2216 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:50,135 HE SAID THE FILES WERE DONE BY HAND 2217 01:35:50,179 --> 01:35:53,791 UP UNTIL ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO WHEN THEY... 2218 01:35:53,835 --> 01:35:56,098 SENT 'EM OVERSEAS TO BE PUT ON COMPUTER DISKS. 2219 01:35:56,141 --> 01:35:58,535 WHEN THEY CAME BACK, THEY WERE MESSED UP. 2220 01:35:58,578 --> 01:36:00,015 WELL, I JUS-- 2221 01:36:00,058 --> 01:36:02,887 HOW CAN THEY DO THAT TO PEOPLE? 2222 01:36:05,368 --> 01:36:08,023 I'M AFRAID THE MOST YOU'RE EVER GOING TO KNOW 2223 01:36:08,066 --> 01:36:11,548 IS THAT THE DONORS CAME FROM THE UNIVERSITY. 2224 01:36:11,591 --> 01:36:13,811 MOSTLY SCIENCE MAJORS. 2225 01:36:19,251 --> 01:36:20,949 YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER. 2226 01:36:23,429 --> 01:36:24,779 NO. 2227 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:33,439 I MADE A MISTAKE. 2228 01:36:33,483 --> 01:36:36,834 I MADE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MISTAKE. 2229 01:36:44,450 --> 01:36:46,757 SHOULD I GO TALK TO HER? 2230 01:36:46,801 --> 01:36:48,237 MM-MMM. NO. 2231 01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:52,284 SHE JUST--SHE JUST HAS TO BE ALONE FOR A WHILE. 2232 01:36:59,901 --> 01:37:01,337 WELL. 2233 01:37:04,209 --> 01:37:06,255 WELL. 2234 01:37:06,298 --> 01:37:11,303 I GUESS YOU PROBABLY WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK OR SOMETHING. 2235 01:37:13,740 --> 01:37:16,395 YOU PROBABLY NEED YOUR REST, HUH? 2236 01:37:18,136 --> 01:37:19,398 YEAH. 2237 01:37:23,533 --> 01:37:25,143 O.K., THEN. 2238 01:37:27,058 --> 01:37:28,233 I, UH... 2239 01:37:32,629 --> 01:37:35,066 I DON'T THINK I THANKED YOU 2240 01:37:35,110 --> 01:37:38,635 FOR BEING THERE FOR ZORA AND...ME. 2241 01:37:38,678 --> 01:37:41,072 I WANTED TO BE THERE. 2242 01:37:48,166 --> 01:37:51,126 I GOT TO GO TO LAS VEGAS TOMORROW. 2243 01:37:51,169 --> 01:37:54,259 I HAVE A DEALER'S CONVENTION. 2244 01:37:55,260 --> 01:37:56,522 SOUNDS FUN. 2245 01:37:56,566 --> 01:37:58,568 IT'S WORK. 2246 01:37:59,699 --> 01:38:02,267 I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I GET BACK. 2247 01:38:05,183 --> 01:38:06,881 O.K. 2248 01:38:11,363 --> 01:38:13,191 SARAH, I'M SORRY. 2249 01:38:18,762 --> 01:38:20,198 ME, TOO. 2250 01:38:45,093 --> 01:38:48,400 HEY! MISS WESTINGHOUSE AWARD! 2251 01:38:48,444 --> 01:38:49,619 ♪ GO, ZORA 2252 01:38:49,662 --> 01:38:50,881 ♪ PUT YOUR THING DOWN 2253 01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:52,013 ♪ CONGRATULATIONS 2254 01:38:52,056 --> 01:38:53,144 ♪ YOU WON A WESTINGHOUSE ♪♪ 2255 01:38:53,188 --> 01:38:54,711 SO WHAT'D YOU GET? 2256 01:38:54,754 --> 01:38:57,757 FREE LIGHT BULBS AND STOVES AND MICROWAVES AND SHIT? 2257 01:38:57,801 --> 01:38:59,890 SCHNOBLOINK. 2258 01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:01,805 THANKS. 2259 01:39:02,937 --> 01:39:04,416 HEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 2260 01:39:06,244 --> 01:39:08,333 HE'S NOT MY FATHER, TEA. 2261 01:39:20,780 --> 01:39:23,261 AND, YOU KNOW, THE WORST PART... 2262 01:39:24,915 --> 01:39:27,265 IS I WANTED A DAD. 2263 01:39:29,398 --> 01:39:31,443 AND HE WAS MY DAD. 2264 01:39:34,142 --> 01:39:35,273 COME HERE. 2265 01:39:39,060 --> 01:39:40,626 I'M SORRY, BABY. 2266 01:39:42,846 --> 01:39:44,282 [PRINCIPAL ROCKWELL] DEANNA JORDAN. 2267 01:39:44,326 --> 01:39:47,024 [CLAPPING] 2268 01:39:47,068 --> 01:39:49,026 ERICA FRANKLIN. 2269 01:39:49,070 --> 01:39:50,114 [CLAPPING] 2270 01:39:55,206 --> 01:39:56,599 SAM FULLER. 2271 01:40:02,779 --> 01:40:04,781 MARYILYN TAYLOR. 2272 01:40:09,264 --> 01:40:11,266 ERICA JOHNSON. 2273 01:40:11,309 --> 01:40:12,310 TINA NICHOLS. 2274 01:40:13,572 --> 01:40:15,792 HORATIO VASQUEZ. 2275 01:40:20,492 --> 01:40:22,451 THANK YOU, SIR. 2276 01:40:22,494 --> 01:40:23,495 HI, MOM! 2277 01:40:24,540 --> 01:40:25,932 UM... 2278 01:40:25,976 --> 01:40:29,719 I GUESS THE COOL THING ABOUT GIVING THIS AWARD IS 2279 01:40:29,762 --> 01:40:32,417 THAT I GET TO GIVE IT TO MY FRIEND. 2280 01:40:32,461 --> 01:40:34,854 WELL, MY BEST FRIEND, ACTUALLY. 2281 01:40:35,855 --> 01:40:38,293 ZORA'S GOING TO M.I.T. THIS FALL. 2282 01:40:38,336 --> 01:40:39,946 [CHEERING] 2283 01:40:39,990 --> 01:40:43,646 AND I'M SURE SHE'S GOING TO MAKE THEIR HEADS SPIN 2284 01:40:43,689 --> 01:40:45,648 JUST LIKE SHE DID OURS. 2285 01:40:45,691 --> 01:40:47,084 THERE ARE CERTAIN PEOPLE 2286 01:40:47,128 --> 01:40:49,652 THAT JUST BRING OUT THE BEST IN OTHERS, 2287 01:40:49,695 --> 01:40:52,002 AND, WELL, AS YOU ALL KNOW, 2288 01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:54,526 I AIN'T ONE OF THEM PEOPLES. 2289 01:40:57,312 --> 01:40:59,923 BUT ZORA MATHEWS IS, 2290 01:40:59,966 --> 01:41:02,447 AND THAT'S WHY I TAKE GREAT PLEASURE 2291 01:41:02,491 --> 01:41:04,797 IN PRESENTING THIS WESTINGHOUSE AWARD 2292 01:41:04,841 --> 01:41:07,539 TO MY BEST FRIEND ZORA MATHEWS. 2293 01:41:30,388 --> 01:41:32,869 THEY SAID I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING. 2294 01:41:32,912 --> 01:41:35,219 IF I'VE DONE WELL IN SCHOOL, 2295 01:41:35,263 --> 01:41:37,526 IT'S BECAUSE I GOT THE MESSAGE AT HOME 2296 01:41:37,569 --> 01:41:39,658 THAT LEARNING WAS IMPORTANT. 2297 01:41:39,702 --> 01:41:40,746 [CHEERING] 2298 01:41:40,790 --> 01:41:43,053 I'D LIKE TO ACCEPT THIS AWARD 2299 01:41:43,097 --> 01:41:45,534 IN THE NAME OF MY MOTHER. 2300 01:41:45,577 --> 01:41:47,101 [CHEERING] 2301 01:41:47,144 --> 01:41:49,842 SHE HAS MADE IT HER LIFE'S WORK 2302 01:41:49,886 --> 01:41:51,496 TO EDUCATE PEOPLE. 2303 01:41:51,540 --> 01:41:55,935 AND I AM SO LUCKY TO BE ONE OF THEM. 2304 01:41:57,720 --> 01:42:00,462 MAY WE GIVE HER THE PLAQUE? 2305 01:42:00,505 --> 01:42:03,160 COULD YOU COME UP, MRS. MATHEWS? 2306 01:42:06,859 --> 01:42:08,339 STOP IT! STOP! 2307 01:42:20,264 --> 01:42:21,222 EXCUSE ME. 2308 01:42:21,265 --> 01:42:22,223 OH! 2309 01:42:22,266 --> 01:42:24,399 SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 2310 01:42:24,442 --> 01:42:25,400 I'M SORRY. 2311 01:42:25,443 --> 01:42:26,401 OW! 2312 01:42:26,444 --> 01:42:28,098 OH! I'M SORRY, MISS. 2313 01:42:28,142 --> 01:42:30,405 WHOA, OPEN-TOED SHOES. I'M SORRY. 2314 01:42:30,448 --> 01:42:31,406 COMIN' THROUGH. 2315 01:42:31,449 --> 01:42:33,886 COMIN' THROUGH HERE. 2316 01:42:33,930 --> 01:42:35,888 EXCUSE ME. 2317 01:42:49,206 --> 01:42:51,208 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 2318 01:42:51,252 --> 01:42:53,210 I'M NOT SURE. 2319 01:42:53,254 --> 01:42:54,820 I MEAN... 2320 01:42:54,864 --> 01:42:57,780 I WANTED TO SEE... 2321 01:42:57,823 --> 01:42:59,085 YOU KNOW. 2322 01:42:59,129 --> 01:43:01,000 YOUR DAUGHTER GRADUATE. 2323 01:43:02,524 --> 01:43:03,481 YEAH. 2324 01:43:03,525 --> 01:43:04,482 YEAH. 2325 01:43:04,526 --> 01:43:05,875 YEAH. 2326 01:43:07,093 --> 01:43:08,660 I ALSO THOUGHT MAYBE, UH... 2327 01:43:08,704 --> 01:43:10,445 YOU NEEDED HELP UP THE STAIRS. 2328 01:43:10,488 --> 01:43:12,229 OH. ABSOLUTELY. 2329 01:43:12,273 --> 01:43:13,317 ABSOLUTELY. 2330 01:43:32,118 --> 01:43:33,642 THIS IS MY MOM. 2331 01:43:34,773 --> 01:43:36,210 AND... 2332 01:43:37,907 --> 01:43:39,125 YOUR DAD. 2333 01:43:40,953 --> 01:43:42,477 AND MY DAD. 2334 01:44:01,670 --> 01:44:03,237 I NOW PRONOUNCE THIS CLASS... 2335 01:44:03,280 --> 01:44:04,281 GRADUATED! 2336 01:44:04,325 --> 01:44:07,066 AND CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU ALL! 2337 01:44:19,818 --> 01:44:23,300 [TEA CAKE] WAIT! HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 2338 01:44:23,344 --> 01:44:24,562 CHILL, CHILL! 2339 01:44:24,606 --> 01:44:25,955 STAY IN YOUR SEATS! 2340 01:44:25,998 --> 01:44:28,000 WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT WE PLANNED 2341 01:44:28,044 --> 01:44:30,829 THAT WE'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU. 2342 01:44:30,873 --> 01:44:35,312 [IMITATING ARSENIO HALL] AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS! 2343 01:44:35,356 --> 01:44:36,357 ♪ STAND 2344 01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:38,272 ♪ GET UP 2345 01:44:38,315 --> 01:44:41,449 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAA ♪ 2346 01:44:41,492 --> 01:44:43,799 ♪ OHH OHH OHH OHH 2347 01:44:43,842 --> 01:44:44,800 ♪ STAND 2348 01:44:44,843 --> 01:44:46,062 ♪ GET UP 2349 01:44:46,105 --> 01:44:49,892 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAA ♪ 2350 01:44:49,935 --> 01:44:51,720 ♪ OHH OHH OHH OHH 2351 01:44:51,763 --> 01:44:52,721 ♪ STAND 2352 01:44:52,764 --> 01:44:53,722 ♪ GONNA REACH MY GOAL 2353 01:44:53,765 --> 01:44:54,723 ♪ LIKE BARKLEY 2354 01:44:54,766 --> 01:44:56,202 ♪ BETTER CLEAR THE LANE 2355 01:44:56,246 --> 01:44:57,900 ♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM GOIN' ALL THE WAY ♪ 2356 01:44:57,943 --> 01:45:00,119 ♪ S-T-A-N-D 2357 01:45:00,163 --> 01:45:02,905 ♪ YEAH, BECAUSE ONLY I CONTROL MY D-ESTINY ♪ 2358 01:45:02,948 --> 01:45:05,168 ♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' NEGATIVE THAT'S GONNA BREAK ME ♪ 2359 01:45:05,211 --> 01:45:07,301 ♪ NOT CRACK, COKE, OR AN UZI ♪ 2360 01:45:07,344 --> 01:45:08,606 ♪ I WANT TO TELL YOU 2361 01:45:08,650 --> 01:45:10,260 ♪ YOU CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE H.I.V. ♪ 2362 01:45:10,304 --> 01:45:11,392 ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S ANOTHER LITTLE THING ♪ 2363 01:45:11,435 --> 01:45:13,132 ♪ IN YOUR LIFE TO CHEAT ♪ 2364 01:45:13,176 --> 01:45:14,438 ♪ NEW YORK TO JAPAN 2365 01:45:14,482 --> 01:45:15,744 ♪ EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD 2366 01:45:15,787 --> 01:45:16,745 ♪ STAND 2367 01:45:16,788 --> 01:45:18,224 ♪ STANDING HERE 2368 01:45:18,268 --> 01:45:19,443 ♪ IN THE END 2369 01:45:19,487 --> 01:45:21,184 ♪ JUST STILL BE YOU 2370 01:45:21,227 --> 01:45:22,185 ♪ OOH 2371 01:45:22,228 --> 01:45:23,665 ♪ WHEN THAT'S DONE 2372 01:45:23,708 --> 01:45:25,710 ♪ ALL THE THINGS YOU'VE SET OUT TO DO ♪ 2373 01:45:25,754 --> 01:45:29,018 ♪ AAH 2374 01:45:29,061 --> 01:45:30,672 ♪ STAND 2375 01:45:30,715 --> 01:45:31,847 ♪ THERE'S A CROSS 2376 01:45:31,890 --> 01:45:34,589 ♪ FOR YOU TO BEAR 2377 01:45:34,632 --> 01:45:35,720 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOIN' THROUGH ♪ 2378 01:45:35,764 --> 01:45:38,854 ♪ IF YOU'RE GOIN' ANYWHERE 2379 01:45:39,550 --> 01:45:40,508 ♪ GET UP 2380 01:45:40,551 --> 01:45:44,642 ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OHH 2381 01:45:44,686 --> 01:45:46,252 ♪ STAND 2382 01:45:46,296 --> 01:45:50,561 ♪ THEY WERE TRYIN' TO MAKE YOU GROW ♪ 2383 01:45:50,605 --> 01:45:52,433 ♪ AND THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYIN' ♪ 2384 01:45:52,476 --> 01:45:56,785 ♪ MAKES SENSE AT ALL 2385 01:45:56,828 --> 01:45:58,569 ♪ JUST STAND 2386 01:45:58,613 --> 01:46:00,266 ♪ AND YOU KNOW 2387 01:46:00,310 --> 01:46:02,138 ♪ THAT YOU ARE FREE 2388 01:46:02,181 --> 01:46:07,839 ♪ THAT YOU'LL EXPAND YOUR MIND IF YOU WANT TO BE ♪ 2389 01:46:07,883 --> 01:46:09,885 ♪ IF YOU WANT TO BE 2390 01:46:09,928 --> 01:46:13,367 ♪ WANT TO BE, MY FRIEND 2391 01:46:13,410 --> 01:46:15,369 ♪ STAND 2392 01:46:15,412 --> 01:46:17,632 ♪ STAND 2393 01:46:17,675 --> 01:46:20,199 ♪ STAND 2394 01:46:20,243 --> 01:46:21,940 ♪ EVERYBODY JUST 2395 01:46:21,984 --> 01:46:22,941 ♪ STAND 2396 01:46:22,985 --> 01:46:24,378 ♪ BROTHERS 2397 01:46:24,421 --> 01:46:25,770 ♪ SISTERS 2398 01:46:25,814 --> 01:46:30,035 ♪ STAND 2399 01:46:30,079 --> 01:46:31,907 ♪ STAND 2400 01:46:31,950 --> 01:46:33,952 ♪ STAND 2401 01:46:33,996 --> 01:46:37,521 ♪ STAND 2402 01:46:37,565 --> 01:46:40,045 ♪ STAND 2403 01:46:40,089 --> 01:46:41,960 ♪ STAND 2404 01:46:42,004 --> 01:46:46,269 ♪ STAND 2405 01:46:46,312 --> 01:46:48,227 ♪ STAND UP 2406 01:46:48,271 --> 01:46:52,231 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAA ♪ 2407 01:46:52,275 --> 01:46:54,233 ♪ OHH OHH OHH OHH 2408 01:46:54,277 --> 01:46:55,234 ♪ STAND UP 2409 01:46:55,278 --> 01:46:56,758 ♪ STAND UP, STAND UP 2410 01:46:57,976 --> 01:47:00,457 ♪ STAND UP FOR YOUR BROTHERS ♪ 2411 01:47:00,501 --> 01:47:02,633 ♪ STAND UP FOR YOUR SISTERS ♪ 2412 01:47:02,677 --> 01:47:03,765 ♪ STAND UP 2413 01:47:05,114 --> 01:47:08,987 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAA ♪ 2414 01:47:09,031 --> 01:47:10,902 ♪ OHH OHH OHH OHH 2415 01:47:10,946 --> 01:47:11,903 ♪ STAND UP 2416 01:47:11,947 --> 01:47:13,427 ♪ STAND UP, STAND UP 2417 01:47:13,470 --> 01:47:17,213 ♪ STAND UP, STAND UP 2418 01:47:17,256 --> 01:47:18,997 ♪ OHH OHH OHH OHH 2419 01:47:19,041 --> 01:47:20,085 ♪ STAND UP 2420 01:47:20,129 --> 01:47:21,130 ♪ STAND UP, BROTHER 2421 01:47:21,173 --> 01:47:22,131 ♪ STAND UP 2422 01:47:22,174 --> 01:47:24,046 ♪ STAND UP, SISTER 2423 01:47:24,089 --> 01:47:25,917 ♪ STAND UP, MY FRIEND 2424 01:47:25,961 --> 01:47:27,919 ♪ TO THE END 2425 01:47:27,963 --> 01:47:29,094 ♪ GONNA REACH MY GOAL ♪ 2426 01:47:29,138 --> 01:47:30,182 ♪ LIKE BARKLEY 2427 01:47:30,226 --> 01:47:31,227 ♪ BETTER CLEAR THE LANE ♪ 2428 01:47:31,270 --> 01:47:32,446 ♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME ♪ 2429 01:47:32,489 --> 01:47:33,447 ♪ GOIN' ALL THE WAY 2430 01:47:33,490 --> 01:47:35,492 ♪ S-T-A-N-D 2431 01:47:35,536 --> 01:47:38,277 ♪ YEAH, 'CAUSE ONLY I CONTROL MY D-ESTINY ♪ 2432 01:47:38,321 --> 01:47:40,149 ♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' THAT'S GONNA BREAK ME ♪ 2433 01:47:40,192 --> 01:47:42,934 ♪ NOT CRACK, COKE, OR AN UZI ♪ 2434 01:47:42,978 --> 01:47:45,459 ♪ YOU CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE H.I.V. ♪ 2435 01:47:45,502 --> 01:47:46,503 ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S ANOTHER THING ♪ 2436 01:47:46,547 --> 01:47:47,939 ♪ IN YOUR LIFE TO CHEAT ♪ 2437 01:47:47,983 --> 01:47:49,506 ♪ FROM NEW YORK TO JAPAN 2438 01:47:49,550 --> 01:47:51,508 ♪ EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD 2439 01:47:51,552 --> 01:47:52,509 ♪ STAND UP 2440 01:47:52,553 --> 01:47:54,511 ♪ STAND UP 2441 01:47:54,555 --> 01:47:55,773 ♪ STAND UP 2442 01:47:55,817 --> 01:47:57,862 ♪ STAND UP 2443 01:47:57,906 --> 01:48:00,038 ♪ OH, STAND UP 2444 01:48:00,082 --> 01:48:02,301 ♪ STAND UP 2445 01:48:02,345 --> 01:48:04,216 ♪ STAND UP 2446 01:48:04,260 --> 01:48:05,957 ♪ STAND UP 2447 01:48:06,001 --> 01:48:07,002 ♪ STAND UP 2448 01:48:16,185 --> 01:48:17,142 ♪ STAND UP 2449 01:48:17,186 --> 01:48:18,317 ♪ STAND UP 2450 01:48:18,361 --> 01:48:20,102 ♪ STAND UP 2451 01:48:20,145 --> 01:48:21,190 ♪ STAND UP 2452 01:48:21,233 --> 01:48:22,670 ♪ STAND UP, NOW ♪ 2453 01:48:22,713 --> 01:48:24,498 ♪ ALWAYS HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH ♪ 2454 01:48:24,541 --> 01:48:26,543 ♪ AND STAND UP 2455 01:48:26,587 --> 01:48:28,545 ♪ STAND UP 2456 01:48:28,589 --> 01:48:29,764 ♪ STAND UP 2457 01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:33,724 ♪ STAND UP 2458 01:48:33,768 --> 01:48:34,943 ♪ OH, YEAH 2459 01:48:34,986 --> 01:48:37,075 ♪ STAND UP 2460 01:48:37,119 --> 01:48:38,860 ♪ STAND UP 2461 01:48:38,903 --> 01:48:40,992 ♪ ALWAYS HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH ♪ 2462 01:48:41,036 --> 01:48:42,777 ZORA! COME HERE! 2463 01:48:42,820 --> 01:48:45,344 ♪ STAND UP 2464 01:48:45,388 --> 01:48:46,868 ♪ STAND UP 2465 01:48:46,911 --> 01:48:49,218 ♪ OH, STAND UP 2466 01:48:49,261 --> 01:48:51,350 [TEA CAKE] WHOO! 2467 01:48:51,394 --> 01:48:53,178 ♪ STAND UP 2468 01:48:53,222 --> 01:48:55,354 ♪ STAND UP 2469 01:48:55,398 --> 01:48:57,313 ♪ OH, STAND UP 2470 01:48:57,356 --> 01:48:58,793 ♪ JUST STAND UP 2471 01:48:58,836 --> 01:49:00,534 [CHEERING] 2472 01:49:00,577 --> 01:49:04,712 ♪ IT'S THE POWERS OF LOVE 2473 01:49:04,755 --> 01:49:08,716 ♪ THEY'RE MORE THAN A RAINBOW ♪ 2474 01:49:08,759 --> 01:49:13,634 ♪ DEEPER THAN WE CAN SEE 2475 01:49:14,722 --> 01:49:18,160 ♪ IT'S THE FEELINGS THAT GROW ♪ 2476 01:49:18,203 --> 01:49:22,207 ♪ IT'S MORE THAN A HEART'S LOVE ♪ 2477 01:49:22,251 --> 01:49:26,821 ♪ GREATER THAN YOU AND ME 2478 01:49:26,864 --> 01:49:33,871 ♪ THE COLORS OF LOVE 2479 01:49:33,915 --> 01:49:36,657 ♪ OOH, LOVE 2480 01:49:37,875 --> 01:49:38,876 ♪ YEAH 2481 01:49:40,617 --> 01:49:41,575 ♪ YEAH 2482 01:49:41,618 --> 01:49:43,838 ♪ I GOT THE FUNK 2483 01:49:43,881 --> 01:49:46,057 ♪ WE GOT THE FUNK 2484 01:49:46,101 --> 01:49:48,103 ♪ POP IT IN YOUR TRUNK ♪ 2485 01:49:50,192 --> 01:49:51,410 ♪ DEL 2486 01:49:52,586 --> 01:49:53,978 ♪ MADE IN AMERICA 2487 01:49:54,022 --> 01:49:54,979 ♪ MADE WHERE? 2488 01:49:55,023 --> 01:49:56,415 ♪ MADE IN AMERICA 2489 01:49:56,459 --> 01:49:57,416 ♪ MADE WHERE? 2490 01:49:57,460 --> 01:49:58,853 ♪ MADE IN AMERICA 2491 01:49:58,896 --> 01:49:59,854 ♪ WHERE THAT? 2492 01:49:59,897 --> 01:50:01,290 ♪ MADE IN AMERICA 2493 01:50:01,333 --> 01:50:02,291 ♪ MADE WHERE? 2494 01:50:02,334 --> 01:50:03,553 ♪ MADE IN AMERICA 2495 01:50:03,597 --> 01:50:04,554 ♪ WHERE THAT? 2496 01:50:04,598 --> 01:50:05,990 ♪ MADE IN AMERICA 2497 01:50:06,034 --> 01:50:06,991 ♪ MADE WHERE? 2498 01:50:07,035 --> 01:50:08,384 ♪ MADE IN AMERICA 2499 01:50:08,427 --> 01:50:09,385 ♪ WHERE? 2500 01:50:09,428 --> 01:50:10,865 ♪ MADE IN...AMERICA 2501 01:50:10,908 --> 01:50:11,953 ♪ YEAH 2502 01:50:11,996 --> 01:50:14,259 ♪ YEAH, WE GOT THE FUNK 2503 01:50:14,303 --> 01:50:15,913 ♪ YEAH, WE GOT THE FUNK 2504 01:50:15,957 --> 01:50:16,914 ♪ WE GOT THE FUNK 2505 01:50:16,958 --> 01:50:18,829 ♪ YEAH, WE GOT THE FUNK 2506 01:50:18,873 --> 01:50:20,439 ♪ FUNKEE HOMOSAPIEN ♪ 160135

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