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Welcome to Girling!

Our beautiful women are now split into two teams.

Together, they will help each other who can get furthest down the track to earn

the most points.

What are those rules again?

Riley? Well, each team has to collectively get the most points by

That is correct.

Thanks for listening.

Are you ready?

Yeah! Are you ready?

Yeah!

Are you ready?

And right now, we're going to go to my fellow commentator, Dick Slicker.

Piper Perry being picked up. She's covered in oil. So is the Bella Danger,

Charlotte Croft, and Riley Reid. They're going to launch her. Let's see how far

she can go.

Wow! Oh, just past the rainbow.

Ten points.

Ten points for distance.

Let's see that again, because that was a beautiful shot.

Piper Perry flies through the air, down the oil duct slide.

Up next.

Oh, slides on her knees.

Charlotte Cross.

Ten points for those kids.

Ten points just for the kids.

I know it's distance, but... Oh.

What is going on here?

They've got Riley.

They're going to give her a little push.

Oh, ten -point area.

Riley Reed, ten points.

Her teammates waiting for her.

to cheer her on.

Wow, look at them. They're trying it again.

Charlotte, Piper, Riley.

None of them got that far, but really, look at them covered in oil.

How far do they need to get?

Oh, Piper falls.

Oh, Lord.

Wow. Team, one, two.

They made it all the way to the end. We're giving them 20 points for that.

Allie cheering them on.

Oh, they're going to launch Piper again.

Charlotte.

Oh, they let go too soon.

Let go too soon. But they're going to join her and give her a little push and

moral support and ass support. She's touching her ass. And, oh, look at this.

What a sport.

Is there a better sport out there?

Some people like football.

Not me.

Not me, sir.

Right you are, Riley.

Right you are.

Allie Hayes.

What a jump.

Wow, what a slide.

Oh, Harley.

Look at them. They made it almost all the way to the end. They know it.

happy. They're excited.

Charlotte Croft. Piper Perry.

Riley Reed.

Backward. Backstroke.

Backstroke. Too bad this wasn't freestyle because that would get a lot

points. We're going to give them 10 points for that.

Oh, she falls again.

Oh, wow.

Bella.

Harley.

Allie.

Wow. They love it.

We love it.

Amazing.

Charlotte again.

Oh, wow.

Charlotte Piper. Oh, boy.

Riley.

And all the way to the end. She pushed them right to the end.

We're going to give them 25 points for that push.

All three of them.

Whoa, look at that roll.

Almost all the way.

And Allie pushes them all the way to the end. Past the finish line. We're going

to give them 25 points.

Whoa, look at that.

Oh, they're rubbing up against each other.

What a sport.

Oh, love this sport.

What? A somersault?

Brings her almost all the way to the end. Let's see that again.

Charlotte, roll.

Slides. Oh, my. That was a great slide.

And makes it all the way to the oil tunnel.

And hyperslide.

Halfway. We're going to give her ten points.

And Riley.

Whoa. Same spot. Ten points.

That was a good one.

And I could watch it forever.

Harley Jade.

Not even waiting for the other team to leave.

Crawling. She gets eight points for that.

Allie sliding.

Ten points.

Abella's going for it. She keeps sliding.

We're going to give her 15.

No, 20 points for that. She's reached the puddle. 20 points.

Back to you, Tommy.

Wow! What an amazing day at Girling! Both teams have given it their all.

Both teams have done the most they both can possibly do. But when it comes down

to it, are any of you really losers?

No!

So, for our final, the winner of today's Girling is Team...

losers only sore vagina.

Thanks everybody.

See you next time. Say bye girls.

Bye.

and watching girl