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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,700 (relaxing music) 2 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:30,600 (lips smacking) 3 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,400 (indistinct) 4 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,300 - I can't believe I'm doing this on the first date. 5 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:45,600 - I can't believe you're single. 6 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,000 You're so hot and, and smart. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,900 And did I mention how hot you are? 8 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,500 - Say it again. 9 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,500 - You're so hot. 10 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:58,600 (lips smacking) 11 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,800 - I don't usually go for guys like you. 12 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,000 You're such a nice guy. 13 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:03,800 - Whoa, whoa. 14 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,000 Nice guy? 15 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:05,800 - Don't worry about it. 16 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,800 Forget about it. 17 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,600 (lips smacking) 18 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,200 Do you wanna get freaky? 19 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,800 - Freaky? 20 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,700 Yeah, yeah. 21 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,200 Yes, yes. 22 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,500 Yes, I wanna get freaky. 23 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:21,400 - Yeah? 24 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,200 (lips smacking) 25 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,200 Wait right here. 26 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,600 (Missy giggling) - Okay. 27 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,700 (phone ringing) 28 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,100 - Artemis? 29 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,300 It's happening. 30 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,500 It's finally happening. 31 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,400 - Awesome, dude. 32 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,800 Need any last second pointers? 33 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,700 - What? 34 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:47,500 No. 35 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:50,100 No, I'm gonna be fine. 36 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,200 I gotta tell you, buddy. 37 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,500 I think she's the one. 38 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,200 That's great. 39 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,600 Hey, you want me to stay? 40 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,800 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 41 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,700 No, I'm gonna be just- 42 00:01:58,700 --> 00:01:59,700 - Ta-da! 43 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:02,300 (suspenseful music) 44 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:06,600 What do you think? (spirited music) 45 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,100 - Cal! 46 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:11,000 (spirited music) 47 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:11,800 - Artemis! 48 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,700 Start the car. 49 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,900 Start the car! 50 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,500 Go, go, go, go, go! 51 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,400 - [Missy] Cal, don't leave! 52 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,900 (both screaming) 53 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:24,800 Go! 54 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,600 - Stop yelling at me! 55 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,000 I'm trying to concentrate. 56 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,600 - No! (body thuds) 57 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,900 Go! (Artemis screaming) 58 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:46,100 (Artemis laughing) 59 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,600 - [Artemis] "Oh, I think she's the one, Artemis." 60 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,300 (ethereal music) 61 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:10,200 (car whooshing) 62 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,000 (Cal snoring) 63 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,000 - Okay. 64 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,200 (bright music) 65 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:32,500 Fuck. 66 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:39,000 (Cal sighs) 67 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:50,000 (trimmer buzzing) 68 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,000 Ow! 69 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:54,800 Fuck. 70 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 (bright music continues) 71 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,500 (sighs) Okay. 72 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,800 (bright music continues) 73 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:37,100 (cars whooshing) 74 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,700 I can't believe that just happened. 75 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:59,000 - Believe it, dude. 76 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 That was one for the history books. 77 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 - Missy was nice and funny and smart. 78 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,400 Who'd have thought she'd turned out to be 79 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,400 the freaky pegging type. 80 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,300 - Oh no! 81 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,200 - Come on, Artemis. 82 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,000 You know I'm not into that stuff. 83 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,900 - Why? 84 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:15,700 Why not? 85 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,900 - Because I'm, I'm... 86 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,000 - A pussy? - Old fashioned. 87 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,200 - Hi, Cal. 88 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,200 - Hey, Skye. 89 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,000 - You know the rules. 90 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,400 No smoking in a bar. 91 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,400 - Oh, come on. 92 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,700 Nobody cares. 93 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,500 - So, what's going on? 94 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,900 - Well, Cal has no dick- 95 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:38,500 - Hey! - Game! 96 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:41,500 His date tried to peg him last night. 97 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,600 Lucky for him, he's quick on his feet. 98 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,500 - That's not the worst part. 99 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,300 She called me a "Nice guy." 100 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,200 - Ouch. 101 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,600 - What's wrong with that? 102 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,000 I like nice guys. 103 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,800 - Look, you just don't get it. 104 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,700 - I guess not. 105 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,100 - The best way to get over a girl 106 00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,000 is to get under a new one. 107 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,500 - Not on this planet. 108 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,700 - Come on, dude. 109 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,600 Just give me Missy's details already. 110 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,500 - What? 111 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,300 Why would I do that? 112 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:14,200 What are you gonna do with Missy's details? 113 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,400 - Just asking. 114 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,300 For a friend? 115 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,300 - I'm your only friend. 116 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,800 - Yeah, exactly. 117 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,000 And you need to get over Missy. 118 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,500 Update your DoMe profile and get your ass back out there. 119 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:31,100 - Or you could just, you know, meet girls in real life. 120 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,400 (phone beeps) 121 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,700 (gentle romantic music) 122 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:46,500 Cal! 123 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,300 What was that about? 124 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,200 - I don't know. 125 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,100 Hey, dude! 126 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:02,800 (dumpster bangs) (Cal groans) 127 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,700 Dude, what the hell is wrong? 128 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,500 Thought you were gonna take a shit. 129 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:20,300 - "We regret to inform you 130 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:24,000 that we cannot accept your NASA application." 131 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 I knew I aced that interview. 132 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,800 - Fuck NASA. 133 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,000 You know what we'll do? 134 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,100 We'll build our own space programme. 135 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,400 - Our own space programme? 136 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,200 - Yeah! 137 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,300 Once you sold that black hole formula thing 138 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,900 you've been working on, 139 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,200 we'll find our own planet. 140 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,600 Fill it with hookers and blow 141 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,700 as far as the eye can see. 142 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,700 With you're smarts and my contacts, 143 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,900 the Skye's the limit. 144 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,300 Well, space but you get the point. 145 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:53,200 - FYI, it's called a microsingularity, not a black hole. 146 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,500 We don't use black hole. 147 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,700 - Well, whatever, dude. 148 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:59,500 Look, you'll crack that formula. 149 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,700 You're like the smartest guy I know. 150 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:02,700 And on that day, 151 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:07,400 you'll show those bastards what you're truly made of. 152 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:10,500 (gentle bright music) 153 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,400 - Thanks, man. 154 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,400 - Hey, you better get back to work. 155 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,800 Somebody's gotta mop the jizz off the dance floor. 156 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,000 (both laughing) 157 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,400 (computer whirring) 158 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,700 (Cal sighs) 159 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,200 - Well, I guess Artemis can wait 160 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:37,200 one more day for his planet of hookers and blow. 161 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:41,100 (computer whirring) 162 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,000 Blow. 163 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,500 Blow? 164 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:50,500 (keyboard clacking) (computer whirring) 165 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,200 (computer beeps) 166 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,000 (laughs) I did it. 167 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:57,800 I did it. 168 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:01,600 I better make a backup. 169 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,700 (contemplative music) 170 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:11,000 (keyboard clacking) 171 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,700 (phone ringing) 172 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,300 - [Artemis] Yo, dude. 173 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,200 - Hey, honey. 174 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,700 I'm just using your cheat drive. 175 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,200 Where are you? 176 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,300 - [Artemis] Uh, maybe don't wait up. 177 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:30,500 Oh, hey, I left you a little surprise for you. (laughs) 178 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,200 Now don't go searching the night Skye 179 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,900 for aliens to love, okay? 180 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,900 Later, dude. (phone beeps) 181 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,800 - Okay, that was weird. 182 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,300 (computer whirring) 183 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:49,100 (computer beeps) 184 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,400 Fuck it. 185 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:58,200 Let's see if there really is anyone out there. 186 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:06,200 (keyboard clacking) 187 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:18,200 Now let's boost the signal with some real power. 188 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,300 Hello, SETI. 189 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,300 (keyboard clacking) 190 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,700 (bright music) 191 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,100 Damn it! 192 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:49,200 - Artemis, you! (computer beeps) 193 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,100 I'm in? 194 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,500 I'm in! 195 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,000 All right. 196 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,100 Let's send this message. 197 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,900 (spirited music) 198 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,000 (laser booms) 199 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:25,500 Oh. 200 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:32,600 (computer whirring) (contemplative music) 201 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,000 No, no. 202 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,700 No, no, no, no, no, no! 203 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:40,200 (Cal panting) 204 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,700 Whew! 205 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,700 God. 206 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,600 Glad nothing bad happened. 207 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:02,300 (siren wailing) (alarm beeping) 208 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,700 - [Varek] Agent Keys. 209 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:25,000 You think you can just waltz in here unnoticed? 210 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:30,800 Brave, but foolish! (laughs) 211 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:36,700 Either way, I cannot wait to see what state secrets 212 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,500 my probulator will reveal. 213 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,500 - Your obsession with probing 214 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,700 is going to backfire on you one of these days, Varek. 215 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,900 You Reptilians aren't nearly as smart as you think you are. 216 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:55,500 - You have been a thorn in my side 217 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,500 for a very long time, Keys. 218 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:02,500 And despite your efforts to thwart my plans here on Earth, 219 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:07,500 you are nothing but merely just an annoyance. 220 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,400 - Annoyance, huh? 221 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,700 - You do not know when to stop. 222 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,700 - [Megan] Agent Keys, this is Megan from Space Force. 223 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:17,400 About that doomsday scenario that we thought was impossible, 224 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,400 well, it just happened. 225 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,400 Oh, and how is Varek's interrogation going? 226 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:25,500 - Shit! (suspenseful music) 227 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,400 - Guards, guards!! 228 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,000 This isn't over by long shot, Keys. 229 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:31,800 - Damn it! 230 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,000 It's probing time. 231 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,200 (guards scream) 232 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:53,000 (ethereal music) 233 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,000 (thunder rumbling) 234 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,500 (sombre music) 235 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:05,900 (wrist computer beeps) 236 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,600 (teleporter whooshes) 237 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,800 (sombre music continues) 238 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,400 (birds chirping) 239 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,900 (mask beeps, air hisses) 240 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,400 (birds chirping) 241 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,500 (birds chirping) 242 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:24,900 (device whirring) 243 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,900 (device trills) 244 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,000 (device chimes off) 245 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,700 (footsteps thumping) 246 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:52,200 (woman speaking in foreign language) 247 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,600 - Oh God, you scared me. 248 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,500 I love your outfit. 249 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,100 (phone camera clicks) 250 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,500 - I'm the princess you're looking for. 251 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,300 (spirited music) 252 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,800 - Mr. President Sir, we have- 253 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,100 - Keys, whatever it is, 254 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:34,600 it can wait till I have my morning coffee. 255 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:44,800 (President gulping) 256 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,900 How are things at Space Force, Captain? 257 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:54,800 Fine, I hope. 258 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,300 - Mr. President Sir, at 0200 hours this morning, 259 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:01,500 my team detected a security breach on the SETI network. 260 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,900 Apparently, someone hacked in and crashed the servers. 261 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:04,700 - SETI? 262 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,700 Isn't that part of our global defence grid? 263 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,500 - Yes, Mr. President Sir, it is. 264 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,400 The damage to the defence grid was catastrophic. 265 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,400 Our only defence against an alien invasion gone 266 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,000 in a single moment. 267 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,400 - That's not good. 268 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,700 - The only thing we were able to recover from the crash 269 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,000 was a single image embedded in an outgoing signal 270 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,300 aimed into deep space. 271 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,400 - Is that the formula the Reptilians 272 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,500 have been trying to secure? 273 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,700 - Yes, Mr. President Sir. 274 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:34,500 It gets worse. 275 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,300 - Go on. 276 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,700 - At 0400 hours this morning, 277 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:39,400 our early warning satellites were just able to pick up 278 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,800 a faint teleportation signature 279 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,300 originating from somewhere deep 280 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,000 within the Reptilian conflict zone. 281 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,100 - And someone sent an operative to investigate the signal? 282 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,200 - Yes, Mr. President Sir. 283 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,200 And it's a good guess of who they're after. 284 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,800 - Holy mother of security. 285 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,900 Are you telling me some hippie potentially has the formula 286 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,300 to spell doom and gloom for all of us 287 00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,900 on some moronic dating app? 288 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,600 - Yes, Mr. President Sir. 289 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,300 I had my team take down the profile immediately, 290 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,400 but we can't stop him from communicating 291 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,400 with anyone else due to the app's privacy encryption. 292 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,500 - All right, Keys, pick the hippie up ASAP. 293 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,000 But Keys, keep it quiet. 294 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,700 We can't afford any more leaks. 295 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:16,600 - Yes, Mr. President Sir. 296 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,000 Right away, sir! 297 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,600 (spirited music) 298 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,000 This is Captain Keys. 299 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,200 I need a Class one extraction unit ASAP. 300 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,100 (lively music) 301 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,500 - [Artemis] Wakey, wakey, sleepy head. 302 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,100 Come on, dude. 303 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,500 (face slaps) Wake up! 304 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,500 - Oh, I'm up, I'm up. 305 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,300 God. 306 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,700 - Check your DMs. 307 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,800 - Check my... 308 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,300 What did you do? 309 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:45,300 Do you still have access to my DoMe account? 310 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,700 - Yeah. 311 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,300 You did something to it last night. 312 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,900 I had to restore it with a backup profile. 313 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,800 But forget about that for now. 314 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,100 Check your DMs. 315 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,400 - "I am the princess you're looking for. 316 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,200 Meet up?" 317 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,800 - I told you to get back out there. 318 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:06,800 Now look what happened. 319 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,700 Meet the future Mrs. Cal. 320 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,200 - No, no, no, no, no. 321 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,500 This has gotta be fake, right? 322 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,300 - A hot ass babe wants your man meat? 323 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,500 This is exactly what you need right now. 324 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,500 - (sighs) I just... 325 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,900 I don't think I can handle another Missy episode, okay? 326 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:29,100 - Look, dude, I got your back, thick or thin. 327 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:32,000 What's the worse that could happen? 328 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,200 - (sighs) Okay, all right. 329 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,700 - Yes, yes! 330 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,500 Oh. 331 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,600 All right, let's do this. 332 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,900 - Well, what do I write? 333 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,200 - Anything! 334 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,300 - Okay, uh... 335 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,500 Drinks, drinks, drinks? 336 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,200 "Drinks at 10? 337 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,400 Ah, I'll drop a pin." 338 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,600 - Hey, not bad. 339 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,900 Drop the pin at the bar. 340 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,600 You can get her a free round. 341 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,800 I can watch. 342 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,100 - What, what? 343 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,000 - Nothing. 344 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,400 - Holy shit, she just responded. 345 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,200 - "Perfect, see you there." 346 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,500 - Oh! 347 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,200 See, I told you, dude. 348 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,600 Things are looking up for you now, dude. 349 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,900 (lively music) 350 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,100 - Whoa, where are you off to looking like that? 351 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,900 - Stand aside. 352 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,000 He's got a date. 353 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,300 - You have a date? 354 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,400 - Yeah. 355 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,100 Actually, while you're both here, 356 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:01,300 I have something really exciting to tell you. 357 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,100 Stop! 358 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,200 Anyway, I finally did it. 359 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,700 I solved my formula. 360 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,900 - What formula? 361 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,200 - The microsingularity. 362 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,500 - Oh my God, that's incredible. 363 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,700 Do you have it? 364 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,600 - Uh No, I- 365 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,200 - Enough about that crap! 366 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,100 Get to your table. 367 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,900 - I'll show you later. 368 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,000 - A rose? 369 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,200 Really? 370 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,300 You're totally gonna die of virgin, dude. 371 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,400 Give it, give it! - No, stop! 372 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,700 - What is this, plastic? 373 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,500 Fine. 374 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,800 Your funeral, dude. 375 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,700 Underage, out! 376 00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:54,800 - (sighs) Asshole. 377 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:03,300 (footsteps thumping) 378 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,600 - Hey. 379 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,400 Um, I'm sorry your date was a no-show. 380 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,300 - Yeah. 381 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Umm 382 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,100 - Look, my shift is just finishing up. 383 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,900 Do you wanna show me your formula? 384 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:23,100 - Actually, I think I'd just rather go home. 385 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,700 - (chuckles) I totally get it. 386 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:28,000 Um, How about a rain check? 387 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,900 I'll see you tomorrow? 388 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,700 - Yeah. 389 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,000 Yeah, I think I'd like that. 390 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,600 - It's a date then. 391 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,600 Um, well, don't forget to look up and I'm gonna- 392 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,900 - Okay. 393 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:45,700 Hey, wait! Umm. 394 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,100 Here. 395 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,400 I don't think it should go to waste. 396 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,200 - Oh. 397 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,500 It's beautiful. 398 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,700 Thank you, Cal. 399 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,100 Well, I should probably- 400 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,200 - Yeah, yeah. 401 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,400 - Night. - Night. 402 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,500 - What was that with you with Skye? 403 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,000 - Nothing. 404 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,800 - Right. 405 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,600 Why is she leaving early? 406 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,200 - Because I said I'd lock up for her. 407 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,000 Hey, give me a hand. 408 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,800 We can get out of here quicker. 409 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,900 - Fuck that! 410 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,500 Yo, Skye, wait up! 411 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,400 Give me a ride! 412 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,400 Later, dude. 413 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,800 - Great. 414 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,200 Oh God. 415 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:46,500 Here. Umm 416 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,200 - Star. - Cal. 417 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,000 - Wow, ahh you look beautiful. 418 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,600 - Thank you. 419 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,900 I'm so sorry I'm late. 420 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,000 This place was challenging to find. 421 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:01,900 - No, no. 422 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,200 - This is the right place? 423 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,200 - Yeah, yeah. Um. 424 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,000 Sorry, I had to close up early. 425 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,800 - Oh. 426 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,700 - But there's a place around the corner I know 427 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,300 if you're still interested. 428 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:16,200 - I'd love that. 429 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,700 Sure, yeah, that sounds great. 430 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,800 - Anyway, I look up, 431 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,900 and he is wading out into the lake, 432 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:26,400 butt naked, by the way. 433 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,600 You wanna know what he found? 434 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,500 - What was it? 435 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,100 - It was a plastic bag. 436 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,200 And hypothermia. 437 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,700 - Oh God. (both laughing) 438 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:37,900 - Oh God. 439 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,700 Those were the good times. 440 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,500 - Artemis sounds like a good friend. 441 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,500 - He's like a brother to me. 442 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,500 We're practically family. 443 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:50,800 What about you? 444 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,400 Do you, do you have any family back home or... 445 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,000 - Oh. 446 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,900 Um, well, it's just my father and I now. 447 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:06,100 This conflict back home has been really tough, 448 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,600 for my people and I. 449 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,600 But we find the strength to carry on. 450 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:11,700 You see, I... 451 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:15,000 I come from a war-torn land 452 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,400 that's been devastated by constant orbital bombardments. 453 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,500 As a result, it left my home battered and scarred. 454 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,100 Violent ion storms blot out the sky, 455 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:29,200 making it virtually impossible for us to leave our domes. 456 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,200 But um, you know, today was the first time 457 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,200 I actually felt sunlight on my face. 458 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,200 - Star, I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry. 459 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,500 - It's okay. You didn't know. 460 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,400 - This might be a weird question, 461 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,800 but, um, what was it about my profile 462 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,500 that caught your attention? 463 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,100 - Well, if I'm honest, it was the formula 464 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,700 that was displayed on your computing device 465 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,600 in the background of your profile images. 466 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,100 - Oh, yeah, the formula for my microsingularity. 467 00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:03,900 So, you're into that stuff? 468 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,700 - Yeah. (both chuckling) 469 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:06,700 - That's... 470 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,100 I mean, it's just... 471 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,100 There's only a handful of people on the planet 472 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,300 that can comprehend that kind of math, so... 473 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,600 - Well, maybe I'm not from this planet. 474 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,500 - Okay, Ms. Alien dream girl, 475 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:19,100 so what is so interesting about my formula? 476 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,200 - Well, I'm embarrassed to admit it, 477 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,000 but ever since I was young, 478 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,800 I've been absolutely obsessed 479 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,000 with singularity vortex dynamics. 480 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,100 - Wow, singularity vortex dynamics. 481 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,400 I didn't even know it was called that when I was doing it. 482 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,500 That, that is so awesome. 483 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,200 - I am curious, Cal. 484 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,000 How did you solve the instability 485 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,400 caused by the accretion disc? 486 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,000 - Oh, um, I, uh... 487 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,500 I don't know. 488 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,800 No, no, no, it kind of just came to me. 489 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,100 You know, black don't just suck. 490 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,500 They blow. 491 00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,000 - Cal, you have to show me it. 492 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,100 - You... 493 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,500 You wanna see my formula? 494 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,200 - I'd love that, if that's okay. 495 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,000 - Check please! 496 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,300 So this is where the magic happens. 497 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:36,300 You're looking at that like you understand it. 498 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,000 - Cal, this is incredible. 499 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,200 Your comprehension of energy transformations 500 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,200 is impressively intuitive, 501 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,300 (chuckles) even if you lack the basic fundamentals. 502 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,700 - My what? 503 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,700 - Um 504 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,000 - How do I... 505 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,900 - Oh, ah, here. 506 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,000 - Thank you. 507 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,400 Um, Here, let me show you what I mean. 508 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,900 In your assertions, 509 00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:05,500 you assume the singular flow of matter or energy, 510 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,800 in this case, between two points. 511 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,500 But if you account for multi-directional flow of energy, 512 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,100 then the equation solves itself. 513 00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:16,700 - How the... 514 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,100 Who are you? 515 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,100 You, you come in here, you solve my formula, 516 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:26,200 and you, you talk about theories 517 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,800 that humanity can only imagine. 518 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:35,100 - Cal, about your work on the singularity, 519 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:37,800 do you think it's wise? 520 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:42,700 I mean, harnessing its immense power is dangerous enough, 521 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:45,200 but aren't you afraid that someone might use it 522 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,100 to do you harm? 523 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:49,300 - Well, yeah, but, I mean, can you imagine 524 00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:54,200 what free, clean, readily available energy could do for us? 525 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,400 I mean, think of all the people 526 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,300 we could bring out of poverty. 527 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,200 We... 528 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,800 We could feed, clothe, and shelter all of humanity. 529 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,700 - Or it could be used to destroy you. 530 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,100 - Or defend us. 531 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:06,100 I mean, either way, it's, 532 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:08,500 it's gotta be worth the risk. 533 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:15,800 - Cal, may I see your formula? 534 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,700 - Uh, uh... 535 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 536 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:19,900 Um... 537 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:27,800 Oh shit. 538 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:31,200 - Are you all right? 539 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,300 - Yeah, I, uh... 540 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:34,500 I'm, I'm fine. 541 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,100 - Can I be honest with you, Cal? 542 00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,500 - Yeah. 543 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,800 - I wasn't quite sure what to make of you earlier, 544 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,500 but it's been a truly stimulating encounter. 545 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,400 - Yeah. 546 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,500 God, you're... 547 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,300 You're totally out of this world. 548 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,800 (bright music) 549 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,500 Wait, wait, wait. Um. 550 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,600 Uh, I need to tell you something. 551 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,100 This is kind of my first time. 552 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:17,100 - You could say this is a first to me too. 553 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,900 - Oh, really? 554 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,100 Wow, that's, that's perfect. 555 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:22,700 So if either of us are really bad, 556 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:25,100 then neither of us will know. 557 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,100 - Let's find out. 558 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,000 (lips smacking) 559 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:49,200 (dog barking) 560 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,300 - Hey. (Star chuckles) 561 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,200 - Hi. 562 00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:15,000 - So, uh, so that happened, huh? 563 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,800 - I know. 564 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,700 (device beeping) - What's, what's that? 565 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:21,600 - Oh, um. 566 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,300 I'm so sorry. 567 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,300 I never wanted it to end like this. 568 00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,700 Please know if you remember anything about tonight, 569 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:34,600 I wanted this. 570 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:35,700 I wanted you. 571 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:40,500 But my mission has to come first. 572 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,000 Sleep. 573 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,300 (ethereal music) Forget. 574 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,500 (keyboard clacking) 575 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:41,400 Purge system. (computer whirring) 576 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,100 (ethereal music) 577 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:19,600 (brooding music) 578 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,000 (spirited percussive music) 579 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,800 - Speak. 580 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,700 - My Lord, I have something that will put a smile 581 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:21,800 on that iridescent face of yours. 582 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,200 After extensive probing, 583 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,900 we have found a traitor in your mist. 584 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,700 - Very extensive. 585 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,200 Always with your probing. 586 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,300 You're sick you know that right, Varek? 587 00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,700 - Why, thank you. 588 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:36,500 Flattery will get you everything, my dear. 589 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,400 As I was saying, 590 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,200 it was your Nibiruan pet, my Lord. 591 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,000 To think that you took her in 592 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,900 and gave her a seat at your throne. 593 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,100 Such ungratefulness. 594 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,500 (brooding music) 595 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,800 (bones cracking) 596 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:30,400 Moving on to business then. 597 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,200 Regarding the Andromedans, 598 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:36,100 they have agreed to a 30% increase in slave tax 599 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:39,400 for the mere pleasure of existing. 600 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,200 - Can I devour half of them? 601 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,300 - You can devour me, my Lord. 602 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:46,200 - And you can devour both of us. 603 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,300 - No, my Lord. 604 00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,500 We have signed a treaty. 605 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,600 - Not even... 606 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,400 - My sole reason for existing. 607 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,900 Any more questions in regarding this matter 608 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:59,000 will only lead me to disappoint you. 609 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,000 And you know how much I hate to disappoint you, my Lord. 610 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,800 That is all the proceedings for the day, my Lord. 611 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,000 - Finally. 612 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,800 Let me show you my... 613 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,500 Why are you still here? 614 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:18,200 I told you I'm not going to let you probe us again. 615 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,400 - Ah. 616 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,300 - He was just leaving. 617 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:24,000 - We have word, my Lord. 618 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,500 - Word from whom? 619 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,800 - I cannot say in front of such company. 620 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,500 - But you promised. 621 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,200 - I know, but you'll have to wait. 622 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,700 - Come on, girls, let's go. 623 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I'll remember this. 624 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000 - Please do. 625 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,300 - It better be good, Varek. 626 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:05,000 You know how the girls get when they need attention. 627 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,200 - Indeed, my Lord. 628 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,100 But such news could not wait. 629 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:09,900 - Of news from our agent? 630 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:12,400 - Not just any news, my Lord. 631 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,700 - The formula? 632 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:14,500 - Yes. 633 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,000 - Where? 634 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,400 - On Earth. 635 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,200 Serendipitously by your daughter, I might add. 636 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,200 - We can't let the formula 637 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,600 fall into the hands of the Nibiruans, 638 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,300 let alone the humans. 639 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:37,900 Inform my daughter to continue her mission, 640 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,500 to give her all the resources she need at once. 641 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,100 (pensive music) 642 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,200 Ready my Dreadnaught! 643 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,800 - Indeed, my Lord. 644 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,400 I will see to it straight away. 645 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:57,000 - It's time to claim my destiny. 646 00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,800 (pensive music) 647 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,900 (phone buzzing) 648 00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:28,200 - [Skye] Hey, it's me. 649 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,700 You're late for your shift. 650 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,300 Are you okay? 651 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:35,200 You know you can tell me anything, right? 652 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,500 Um, call me when you get this, please? 653 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,700 I'm worried about you. 654 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:41,500 Okay, bye. 655 00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:44,100 - Skye? 656 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,200 Oh fuck. 657 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,000 Dude, where you've been? 658 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:55,900 - I'm sorry, man. 659 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,400 I must have slept past my alarm. It's... 660 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,200 (sharp high pitched ring) 661 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,500 (pensive music) Oh fuck. 662 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,700 - Are you okay? 663 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,900 - (groans) I'm fine. 664 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,500 - Give me the formula. 665 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,000 - What formula? 666 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,200 - Hey, hey, dude, what's your problem? 667 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,500 - Let the Dick Weed go. 668 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,000 - Keys. 669 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,100 (bones cracking) 670 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:19,800 - She's hot. 671 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,800 - She's ah, she's scary. 672 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,300 - I like it. - Waited a long time for this. 673 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,400 (gun bangs) 674 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,400 - Amateur. 675 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,200 Who brings a knife to a gunfight? 676 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,700 (gun bangs) 677 00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,900 - Do you smell rainbows? 678 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,200 (gun bangs) 679 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,800 Oh yeah. 680 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,300 That's the spot.(giggles) 681 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,200 (thud) 682 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,300 - Whoa, whoa. 683 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:53,300 Wait, wait, wait. 684 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:54,400 I don't know what you're looking for. 685 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,900 I- (gun bangs) 686 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,600 (thud) 687 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,400 - Fucking simps. 688 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,200 - Fucking fascist. 689 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,200 - What did you say? 690 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,100 - Agent Keys, some decorum, please. 691 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,500 - I'm sorry. 692 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,700 What's this all about? 693 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:23,600 We have rights, you know? 694 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,700 You can't just kidnap us. 695 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:27,800 - I'm the President of the United States of America. 696 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,300 By definition, I don't kidnap. 697 00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:30,500 - Look, sir... 698 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:33,600 Mr. President, if this is about SETI, I- 699 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,800 - SETI? 700 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,400 We'll get to that in a moment. 701 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,500 But for now, this has nothing to do with that. 702 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,900 - And everything to do with the partial formula 703 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:43,000 you uploaded to outer fucking space 704 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,300 the other night, you fucktard! 705 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,500 - Mr. President, I don't know anything about any formula or- 706 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:50,400 - What do you know about Nibiru and the Beta Reticuli? 707 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,500 - Uh, Nibiru is supposedly the 10th planet 708 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,400 in our solar system. 709 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,300 The Beta, whatever's... 710 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:00,500 I don't know. 711 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,600 I've never heard of them before. 712 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,800 - Listen closely, and don't let this information 713 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,000 leave this room. 714 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,400 The Nibiru and the Beta Reticulans 715 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,100 have been locked in a brutal conflict for millennia. 716 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:11,700 - The Nibiruans are highly advanced, peaceful people. 717 00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,900 They've been visiting us since the dawn of time. 718 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:15,000 - Awesome. 719 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,300 So that show on "Ancient Aliens" was real after all. 720 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:20,400 Who'd have thunk? 721 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,900 - Permission to shoot the moron, Mr. President Sir. 722 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,000 - Wait. 723 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,200 So, hold on. 724 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,900 You're telling us that aliens exist. 725 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:31,000 Like aliens from outer space aliens? 726 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:31,900 - No. 727 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,500 From north of the fucking border. 728 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,900 Of course from outer space. 729 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,200 - As for the Beta Reticulan, 730 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,400 they're carnivorous Reptilian species 731 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,500 hell bent on galactic domination. 732 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,300 The shapeshifting abilities of their agents 733 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,500 makes them virtually impossible to detect. 734 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,000 - According to our intelligence, 735 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,500 the Beta Reticulans have been obsessively pursuing formulas, 736 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,900 such as yours, for some time. 737 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:54,500 We're almost certain it revolves 738 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:57,200 around stabilising a microsingularity just long enough 739 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,400 for them to directly teleport it to their target. 740 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,900 - Wait, they wanna bomb Nibiru with a microsingularity? 741 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:04,600 Well, don't they know that'll just destroy 742 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,300 our whole solar system? 743 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:07,800 - That's exactly right. 744 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,100 Despite Earth's neutrality, 745 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,100 we've been inexorably linked into this war 746 00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:12,900 because of your actions. 747 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,100 Have you had contact with any strange individuals 748 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,900 in the past 24 hours? 749 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:24,700 - Well, there was that date that was at no-show last night. 750 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:26,700 - Dude, what date? 751 00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:27,900 - Dude. 752 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:28,700 The date. 753 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,000 The future Mrs. Cal. 754 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000 - Dude, I haven't been on a date since... 755 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,400 - Just what I thought. 756 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,900 He's been mind wiped. 757 00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:40,200 (President sighs) 758 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,200 - That's good news. 759 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,200 - Uh, sorry. 760 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:46,500 How is Cal being roofied good news? 761 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:47,300 Did you touch him? 762 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:49,500 - What other contact have you had with any other agents? 763 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,500 - I, I don't... 764 00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:52,700 I don't- - Wait, wait, wait, wait, 765 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,200 wait, wait, wait, wait. 766 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:59,200 So what you're saying is Cal's date is an alien agent 767 00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:05,500 who wants to steal his formula to blow up a planet? 768 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,400 Dude, why would a hottie like Star do that? 769 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,300 - Star. 770 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:17,600 Star. 771 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,400 I remember now. 772 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,200 I, uh... 773 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,900 I solved the formula, that's right. 774 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:24,400 And I was trying to tell you, 775 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,200 but I, I, I, I couldn't remember. 776 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,400 - That was Planetary Defence. 777 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,200 The emperor's Dreadnaught was spotted exiting hyper speed 778 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,000 just outside our galaxy. 779 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,900 - He must be after Star. 780 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:39,000 We must find her and bring her in along with the formula. 781 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,400 - Have Planetary Defence reposition the orbital satellites 782 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,500 to scan from Nibiruan DNA 783 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:46,200 and have Space Force Tactical pick her up ASAP. 784 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,600 - Thumb drive! 785 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,100 I saved my formula to the thumb drive at home. 786 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:51,900 - Mr. President Sir, request that we- 787 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:53,000 - Go! 788 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,500 I'll look after Star. 789 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:56,300 You take these two with you. 790 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,400 Find that thumb drive! 791 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,300 - You heard the President. 792 00:43:58,300 --> 00:43:59,100 Move! 793 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,500 - Well, it was truly an honour 794 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:05,300 to meet you, Mr. President Sir. 795 00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:07,700 And I totally would've voted for you too, you know? 796 00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,200 If I wasn't a convicted felon at all. 797 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,800 - Move it! (spirited music) 798 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,500 (space ship booms) 799 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:31,500 Get looking. 800 00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:33,700 Move it. 801 00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:48,100 - Behave. 802 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:52,600 Keys, what were you saying earlier about Star? 803 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,000 What's the big deal with- 804 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,200 - Nothing, forget about her. 805 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,800 Do you actually do any work on this 806 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,600 or is it just used for games night? 807 00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,600 - What the hell? 808 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:00,400 My work! 809 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:04,000 Shit, my computer. 810 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:06,300 Ugh 811 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,500 (keyboard clacking) 812 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,000 - Damn it, she's bricked. 813 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,700 - Oh, stop moping and keep looking for the thumb drive. 814 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:15,800 - Hey, easy with that. 815 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,900 That's my stuff, you know? 816 00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:18,300 - Including this? 817 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:19,300 - What, no. 818 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,700 - I'm keeping this, for evidence. 819 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,000 - By all means. 820 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,700 If that's what you need to get off, good for you. 821 00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:26,800 - Oh, don't give me that shit. 822 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,200 I'm not the one who might cause the end of the world 823 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,800 because of his tiny formula. 824 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,800 - How was I supposed to know that she was a shapeshifter? 825 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,600 - Beta Reticulans are the shapeshifters, not Nibiruans. 826 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,000 Especially the princess of Nibiru. 827 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,800 - Whatever. 828 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,300 Wait, she's a princess? 829 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,000 - You listen to me, you little shit stain. 830 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,700 It's nice guys like you that ruin everything. 831 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:44,800 - What's that supposed to mean? 832 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,600 - Do you know how many times I've had to clean up 833 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,900 after some simp for divulging state secrets 834 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:50,500 to some stripper or camgirl 835 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,500 because they can't control themselves? 836 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,500 - You know, you're one cranky lady. 837 00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:58,900 I bet you if you had a real man in your life, 838 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:01,300 instead of all those nice guys, 839 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,600 you would be way more chill. 840 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,100 - You think you're man enough for me? 841 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:05,000 Is that it? 842 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,900 - Um... 843 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:10,600 - Well, here's your chance to prove me wrong. 844 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,200 (lips smacking) 845 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,100 Not bad. 846 00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:16,400 For a nice guy. 847 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,900 (slap) 848 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,200 - Nice. 849 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,300 - Cal? 850 00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:24,800 (gun cocks) - Get on the ground, now! 851 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,000 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey. 852 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,700 Put the gun down. - You have three seconds. 853 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:28,600 - This is Skye. 854 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,800 She's a friend. 855 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,500 Please! 856 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:36,700 - Get back to work. 857 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,800 - Are you okay? 858 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,700 - Yeah. 859 00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:43,000 What's that all about? 860 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,700 - Don't worry about it. 861 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:45,600 I'll tell you about it later. 862 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:46,400 - Um, here. 863 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,800 You dropped this. 864 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,900 - Thanks, Skye. 865 00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:54,800 I, uh, I appreciate it. 866 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,400 - Ooh, that looks like it hurts. 867 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,300 - Ow! 868 00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:02,500 - Come on, let's get that checked out. 869 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:06,300 - Stop it. 870 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:15,100 - I'm a nice guy. 871 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:19,200 - I told you to put that out, shit for brains! 872 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,900 - What are you and your little friend gonna do about it? 873 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,200 - So what's the goal with you and GI Jane over there? 874 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,000 - Nothing. She's a total asshole 875 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,900 - Does this have anything to do with your formula? 876 00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:32,100 - Ow! 877 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:33,100 - I'm so sorry. 878 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,100 - No, it's fine. 879 00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:37,600 Look, the less I say, the safer you'll be. 880 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,500 Okay? 881 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,100 - So you're protecting me now? 882 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:42,100 Is this what this about? 883 00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:48,200 - Look, apparently, my formulary is just too dangerous 884 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,900 to let fall into the wrong hands. 885 00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:56,800 I just want someone to like me for me. 886 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 - Look, I'm sure the right girl 887 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,000 will appear right when you need her. 888 00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,300 See, that's much better. 889 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,700 Don't. 890 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:23,000 Only if you really mean to. 891 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,200 (gentle spirited music) 892 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,600 (lips smacking) 893 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,400 (sharp high pitch ring) 894 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,400 (Cal groans) 895 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,300 What is it? 896 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,700 - I don't think I can do this. 897 00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,600 - What? 898 00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:02,700 - I'm in love with someone else. 899 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:04,700 I'm sorry. 900 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:06,400 - I see. 901 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,400 - No wait, Skye. Don't 902 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,500 (sharp high pitch ring) 903 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,500 Ow! 904 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:13,300 - Cal. 905 00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:17,900 - I remember it. 906 00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:20,200 I remember everything. 907 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,700 The formula. 908 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:24,200 I saved my formula to his thumb 909 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,000 drive the one with the cheat codes. 910 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,500 - Artemis? 911 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,800 You saying Artemis had the formula this whole time? 912 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,000 - Yeah. 913 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,900 Yeah. 914 00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:33,100 How incredible. 915 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,700 (ominous music) 916 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:40,700 Skye? 917 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,800 - Thank you, Cal, but I no longer have a need of you. 918 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,300 (Cal gagging) 919 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,600 (body thuds) 920 00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,900 Fucking pathetic. 921 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,600 - So, Keys, Which one of these will put you in the mood? 922 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,000 - I don't have moods. 923 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,200 (ominous music) (footsteps thumping) 924 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,700 (Skye grunts) 925 00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:36,200 (Artemis gagging) 926 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,000 - Thumb drive. 927 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,200 Give it to me. 928 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,400 (Artemis panting) 929 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,200 Move. 930 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,600 You are coming with me. 931 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,700 - Okay, fine. 932 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,400 But I'm faking this. 933 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,100 Now where do you want it? 934 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,300 Ugh 935 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:04,500 - I said move! 936 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,400 - What are we doing here? 937 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,600 - You'll see. 938 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,400 Move! 939 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,200 - Yeah, yeah. 940 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,000 I'm going, I'm going. 941 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,100 Woah. 942 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:25,100 Always wondered what was in here. 943 00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:26,500 - If you actually did any work here, 944 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,200 this wouldn't be a surprise. 945 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:31,300 (space ship zooming) 946 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,000 (footsteps thumping) 947 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,100 (computer beeping) 948 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,700 - So, you're one of those 949 00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:45,700 shapeshifting Beta thingies, aren't you? 950 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:48,000 (computer beeping) 951 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,300 About Cal. 952 00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:50,900 - Relax, he's fine. 953 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,800 Like I said, I have no more use for him 954 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,500 now that I have this. 955 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,400 - You're totally into him for real, aren't you? 956 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,400 - I'm a Reptilian, a higher species. 957 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,700 We don't have emotions. 958 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:10,400 - Bullshit. 959 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,200 It's the only reason Cal's still alive, 960 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,400 and you and I both know it. 961 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:16,700 You know what I think? 962 00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:19,000 - This will be good. 963 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,400 - I think you being here on Earth 964 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,700 has affected you more than you realise. 965 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:24,800 - You're delusional. 966 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,000 - Ugh! 967 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,400 I'm the delusional one? 968 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,700 Ha, yeah, right. 969 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:32,700 You know, there's something I don't get. 970 00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:34,800 Keys said you were looking for the formula, 971 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:38,500 but we've known you for years now. 972 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,300 - Ugh! 973 00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:42,700 If you must know, we have many operatives looking at people 974 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,400 of interest all over the galaxy. 975 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,200 I just happened to score big with Cal now 976 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,800 that he's completed his formula. 977 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,700 Now, any more questions, 978 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:51,300 or you're through being stupid? 979 00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:53,300 - It was you, wasn't it? 980 00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:57,300 You're the reason Cal never got into NASA? 981 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,300 - Aw. 982 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:01,500 If only you showed this much initiative at work. 983 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 (Cal gasps) 984 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,400 (Cal coughs) 985 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,200 - Keys. 986 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,700 (teleport chimes) 987 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,500 Star. 988 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,700 - She's fine. 989 00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:34,000 She's just out. 990 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,600 She'll come around any moment. 991 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,700 Are you okay? 992 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:39,000 I came as soon as I saw you're in trouble. 993 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,500 - Saw? 994 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:41,800 - My hair clip. 995 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,500 I left it behind in case you somehow managed 996 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:49,500 to, like, subconsciously remember where you hid the formula. 997 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:55,000 What I can't quite fathom 998 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000 is how you were able to remember anything at all. 999 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,200 I'm sorry. 1000 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,700 Cal, it was for your own protection. 1001 00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:05,200 I had to put my mission first. 1002 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,800 - By violating my mind and my body? 1003 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,000 Did you even care about me 1004 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,200 or did you only care about my work? 1005 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,500 - How can you say that? 1006 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,700 Of course I care about you. 1007 00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:20,000 I had to choose between my feelings for you and trillions. 1008 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,500 I'm trying to save my people. 1009 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:24,700 - Artemis. 1010 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:27,700 Where's Artemis? 1011 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,000 (Agent Keys groaning) 1012 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,600 - Your bitch girlfriend took him with her. 1013 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:32,700 - What? 1014 00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,400 Why would Skye do that? 1015 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,200 - For a midnight snack? 1016 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,400 - That better be a joke. 1017 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,200 - Why are you naked? 1018 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,500 - Because I'm... 1019 00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:43,700 It doesn't matter. 1020 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:46,700 (footsteps thumping) 1021 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,000 - What do I do? 1022 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,000 - Go. 1023 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,200 (footsteps thumping) 1024 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,000 - Cal! 1025 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:57,900 Cal! 1026 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,000 I didn't mean for anyone else to get caught up in this. 1027 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000 - Forget it. 1028 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,200 Where are they now? 1029 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,400 - I don't know. 1030 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,000 If she has the formula, there's no telling 1031 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,100 when she'll be able to deploy the singularity. 1032 00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:13,000 It would have to be somewhere close by. 1033 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,500 Somewhere she could spend time 1034 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:18,400 building her teleporter away from prying eyes. 1035 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:24,500 Cal, about last night. 1036 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:25,300 I just wanted to- 1037 00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:28,200 - You don't need to say anything. 1038 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,400 I felt it too. 1039 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,400 You weren't kidding when you said 1040 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,800 you shared your soul with me. 1041 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,400 I could feel every inch of you, 1042 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:46,800 every thought, every emotion. 1043 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,500 - As did I. 1044 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:53,400 I have no idea our species would be compatible like that. 1045 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,600 But I'm glad we are. 1046 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,400 And it pleases me deeply to know 1047 00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,100 that you can remember it as well. 1048 00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:04,000 (door opening) 1049 00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:16,500 - The Black Hole. 1050 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,400 Keys. 1051 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:19,800 Skye took Artemis to the Black Hole. 1052 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:20,700 - Are you sure? 1053 00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:21,900 - I'm positive. 1054 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,100 She would work nights, she would close. 1055 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:27,000 It's the perfect place for her to do what she needs to do. 1056 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000 - This is Keys. 1057 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,800 I need a tactical team immediately. 1058 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:33,800 Authorization unicorn, cherry, echo, one, niner. 1059 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:42,200 - I am really sorry. 1060 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,700 If I'd have just listened to you, 1061 00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:46,100 we wouldn't be in this kind of danger. 1062 00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,300 - It's not your fault. 1063 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:49,500 You're not the one with the finger on the button. 1064 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:51,900 Besides, we're not out of the fight just yet. 1065 00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:53,200 - Yeah. 1066 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,400 Yeah, you're right. 1067 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,200 I'm ready to end this. 1068 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,000 The Black Hole is only like five minutes away. 1069 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Come on. 1070 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,900 - Wait! 1071 00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:02,000 I can teleport us. 1072 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,000 (device whirring) 1073 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:05,900 - What's wrong? 1074 00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:07,200 - There's a teleportation dampening field 1075 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,300 surrounding the bar. 1076 00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:09,600 - What does that mean? 1077 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,900 - It means it's definitely her. 1078 00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:12,700 - All right. 1079 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,000 My car's outside. 1080 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:14,900 Let's go. 1081 00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:15,700 - Halt! 1082 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,100 You two aren't going anywhere. 1083 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,200 Backups on the way 1084 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,800 to deal with the situation at the Black Hole. 1085 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,400 - Well, we don't have time for this. 1086 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,900 You heard Star. - I don't care. 1087 00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:25,500 Orders say we stay put until the area is secure. 1088 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:27,300 - Artemis is in there with that monster 1089 00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:28,600 that I called a friend. 1090 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,600 You can stay here, but I'm going in. 1091 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,000 - And I have orders that say otherwise. 1092 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,000 - Come on, Keys. 1093 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,700 You and I both know that's the wrong play. 1094 00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:41,500 We're gonna be dust by the time that your team 1095 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,200 gets their boots on. 1096 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,700 We can stop this now. 1097 00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,300 - Orders are orders. 1098 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:51,800 - Who are you? 1099 00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,500 Are you some nice guy 1100 00:57:56,500 --> 00:58:00,200 or are you a fucking badass from Space Force? 1101 00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:06,700 - You're a dangerous man. 1102 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:07,800 You know that? 1103 00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:10,900 - I'm a genius, apparently. 1104 00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:14,000 - Lucky for you, I have my tactical outfit in the trunk. 1105 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,600 Let's go. 1106 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,400 (spirited music) 1107 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,800 (computer beeping) 1108 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,400 - [Artemis] What exactly does this thing do? 1109 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,500 (computer alarms) 1110 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:30,900 - Go ahead. 1111 00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:32,300 - [Emperor] Daughter, report. 1112 00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:35,000 - My Emperor, the teleportarium is up and running 1113 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,100 and I have the formula. 1114 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:37,200 - [Emperor] Excellent. 1115 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,100 Commence primary ignition sequence! 1116 00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:41,700 - Commencing the microsingularity ignition sequence. 1117 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:44,600 (machine whirring) 1118 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:48,700 - Whoa. 1119 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,900 - Sequence complete. 1120 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,100 Uploading the formula. 1121 00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:02,000 - I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1122 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000 - Touch me again, 1123 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,800 and you're going to lose more than just a hand. 1124 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,700 - Hey, don't say I didn't warn you. 1125 00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:12,600 (computer beeping) 1126 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,000 (computer whirring) 1127 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,200 - The formula worked. 1128 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,800 The singularity is stable. 1129 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,500 - [Emperor] Excellent worked, Daughter. 1130 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,800 Prepare for my arrival. 1131 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,300 - Yes, My Emperor. 1132 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,500 Now, I think it's time for a midnight snack. 1133 00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:31,800 (hisses) 1134 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:32,700 - Uh-oh. 1135 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:38,800 (crickets chirping) 1136 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,200 - Just enter in the Nuke Code 1137 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,000 when you're ready, Mr. President. 1138 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,200 - Any word on Keys's tactical team? 1139 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,400 - They're still putting their boots on. 1140 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,800 I'm afraid they won't get their on time. 1141 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:53,500 (President sighs) 1142 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:03,800 (President slurping) 1143 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,800 (President continues slurping) 1144 01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:18,800 (computer beeps) 1145 01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:26,000 (computer beeping) 1146 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,300 (computer beeping) 1147 01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:35,500 (computer whirring) 1148 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:38,100 - Well, that was underwhelming. 1149 01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,500 - Sorry, Mr. President. 1150 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,900 But with the SETI radio tower still down, 1151 01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:44,000 we can't get a lock on the Dreadnaught. 1152 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,600 (President sighs) 1153 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,200 - Damn you, hippie! 1154 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000 (spirited music) 1155 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,000 (gun bangs) 1156 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,300 - Area secured. 1157 01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:58,800 Move out! 1158 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,200 (suspenseful music) 1159 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,000 Come on! 1160 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,600 - Holy shit. 1161 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,500 Ah! 1162 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,900 - You are only making yourself 1163 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:18,600 more tough and stringy from the stress. 1164 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,300 Just relax and let it happen. 1165 01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:22,900 If you stay still, 1166 01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:24,000 I promise to develop your head first 1167 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,900 so you don't have to suffer long. 1168 01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:30,400 - See, I don't know if that's supposed to turn me on or... 1169 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,300 (Artemis grunting) 1170 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:36,700 (pop) 1171 01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:44,100 (Artemis panting) 1172 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:45,000 (meaty slap) 1173 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,200 (thud) 1174 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,700 Oh. 1175 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,200 - Any last requests? 1176 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,700 - Ah! Tell Cal to 1177 01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:52,800 - Delete my browser history! 1178 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:57,200 (Artemis screams) - Let the moron go! 1179 01:01:58,600 --> 01:01:59,600 - You okay, bud? 1180 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:00,500 - Yeah. 1181 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:01,600 Thank fuck you're here. 1182 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:02,800 She's crazy, man. 1183 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,100 She was gonna devour me, head first. 1184 01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:06,000 - What? 1185 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,300 - Also, she's the one responsible 1186 01:02:08,300 --> 01:02:10,800 for you not getting into NASA. 1187 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,500 - Skye. 1188 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:14,600 Is this true? 1189 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,800 - I had to keep you down any way I could. 1190 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,700 A genius like you is far too dangerous 1191 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:20,900 to let succeed at anything. 1192 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,300 - Get to the console. 1193 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:28,000 (spirited music) 1194 01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:34,200 (singularity grumbles) 1195 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,000 - Woah 1196 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:41,000 (computer beeping) 1197 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:41,800 - That's odd. 1198 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,100 I thought I just saw a rogue programme 1199 01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:46,500 operating in the background. 1200 01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:49,400 Ugh! 1201 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,500 I can't get in. 1202 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,800 It's encrypted. 1203 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,200 - Unlock it. 1204 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,400 - No. 1205 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,000 - I said unlock it, now! 1206 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000 - Ugh, fine. 1207 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:02,500 - Cal, what are you doing? 1208 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,900 - I, uh... 1209 01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:05,000 I don't know. 1210 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,500 - You're lucky you're cute, Cal. 1211 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:13,900 That thing you did to me earlier, well... 1212 01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:15,800 - What is she talking about? 1213 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,800 - Uh, how, how am I supposed to know? 1214 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,900 - Guys, forget about that. 1215 01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:20,600 Get the thumb drive. 1216 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,100 - Oh, did he give you 1217 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,700 the "you're the only one that made me feel this way" 1218 01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:27,000 speech as well? 1219 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,900 - Well, he gave me that pretty little speech earlier today 1220 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:32,500 right before railing me in his bathroom. 1221 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,400 - Oh. 1222 01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:35,700 Cal! 1223 01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:38,000 You didn't smash the Reptilian, did you? 1224 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:38,900 - What? 1225 01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:40,000 No! 1226 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,000 Nothing happened. 1227 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,900 - You're lucky girl, Princess. 1228 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,200 Cal's good. 1229 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:48,300 The kind of good you get from lots and lots of practise. 1230 01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:49,500 - But I thought I was your first. 1231 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,400 I... 1232 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,500 - Whoa, ladies, there has been no first with Cal. 1233 01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:56,200 Trust me. 1234 01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:00,800 No woman has come close to touching him or his thingy. 1235 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:03,100 - Well, actually, Star and I, 1236 01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:04,700 the other night, we- 1237 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:05,800 - What? 1238 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,900 Star and Skye? 1239 01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:11,000 You old dog. 1240 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,700 Look at you go. 1241 01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:14,200 You had me worried there for a second. 1242 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,500 - Daddy, Daddy, help, their- 1243 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:17,400 - Nice try, sister, 1244 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,900 but this is where you get off. 1245 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,900 (ominous music) 1246 01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:27,000 (electric crackling) 1247 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,700 - Who the hell are these guys? 1248 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:38,800 - Varek! 1249 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:40,900 - Keys. 1250 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,200 So very good to see you. 1251 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,400 - Daddy, Daddy. 1252 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,300 They're the ones being mean to me. 1253 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:51,500 They're trying to stop us from destroying our enemies. 1254 01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:53,000 And he touched me! 1255 01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,900 - Nice knowing you, dude. 1256 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:01,800 - Nobody touches my daughter. 1257 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,100 (Cal groans) (electric crackling) 1258 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:06,400 - [Artemis] Are kidding me? 1259 01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:10,500 - Daddy, no. 1260 01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:12,400 He should suffer. 1261 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,100 - My iridescent one, 1262 01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:16,200 Princess Skye is right. 1263 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,600 This hairless ape should suffer for eternity 1264 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,700 for his transgression. 1265 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:26,700 But please allow me to kill his friend in your name. 1266 01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:32,200 Keys and I have a personal score to settle. 1267 01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:36,300 (brooding music) 1268 01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:37,800 - Fine. 1269 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,400 (Cal coughing) 1270 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,000 Varek! 1271 01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,900 - I got your back. 1272 01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:52,700 - Artemis, don't! 1273 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:53,700 - I got this. 1274 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:57,200 Hey there, little buddy. 1275 01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,500 Isn't it past your bedtime 1276 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:01,300 (Artemis groans) (flesh squelching) 1277 01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:03,500 - Star, the singularity! 1278 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,500 (gun bangs) 1279 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,100 (Keys panting) 1280 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:08,400 - Hey. 1281 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,400 - Hi. 1282 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,700 - Daughter, secure the princess. 1283 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:14,800 (suspenseful music) 1284 01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:21,200 - I can't wait for daddy to blow up your world. 1285 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,000 - No. 1286 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:26,700 (Artemis groaning) 1287 01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:31,700 - I've probed bigger insects than you. (laughs) 1288 01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:35,300 - You're, ahh, gonna shapeshift into a chick 1289 01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:37,000 first though right? 1290 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:37,800 (Varek grunts) 1291 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,600 - Let go of him! 1292 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:45,700 (Varek grunts) 1293 01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,700 - I'll deal with you in a moment! 1294 01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:52,000 - Got ya! 1295 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,400 (Artemis groaning) 1296 01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:58,400 (pensive music) 1297 01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:03,300 - For aeons I set galaxies aflame with conquest. 1298 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,900 None of it was personal. 1299 01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:09,100 But you. 1300 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:15,000 Your friends and your insignificant little planet, 1301 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,400 I'm going to enjoy watching you all burn 1302 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,500 for touching my daughter. 1303 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:25,500 - You and Cal are gonna make excellent pets. 1304 01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:27,200 - I see right through you, Skye. 1305 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,000 I see the way you look at Cal. 1306 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,800 You're just mad 'cause he loves me 1307 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,700 and never love a monstrosity like you. 1308 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:35,200 You're just a sad, sad little girl throwing a tantrum 1309 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,100 because she can't get her own way. 1310 01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:38,000 - Well, tantrum. 1311 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,000 I'll show you a tantrum. 1312 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,200 I'm gonna rip your face off and wear it as a mask. 1313 01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:44,500 - Ha! That's the only way he'll ever love you. 1314 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:45,300 (Skye grunts) 1315 01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:47,800 (Star groans) (body thuds) 1316 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:51,700 - Consider this your first lesson in obedience. 1317 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,900 (Artemis groaning) 1318 01:08:02,900 --> 01:08:04,300 - Keys. 1319 01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:06,000 (Varek laughing laughing) 1320 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,300 - No, no! 1321 01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:11,500 (flesh squelching) 1322 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:15,200 (suspenseful music) 1323 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,700 (punch thuds) 1324 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:20,500 - Ow! (groans) 1325 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:22,300 (Cal groans) 1326 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:24,500 (Varek growling) 1327 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:29,700 - Probe this, motherfucker! 1328 01:08:29,700 --> 01:08:32,300 (Varek groans) 1329 01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:37,100 (gun bangs) 1330 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:44,700 (Keys panting) 1331 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:49,600 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1332 01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,500 Keys, Keys, Keys, Keys. 1333 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:51,800 Stay with me, stay with me. 1334 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:54,000 You're gonna be okay. 1335 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,400 - Space Force. 1336 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,000 - Release the asset. 1337 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,700 (spirited music) 1338 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:05,500 - You want him? 1339 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,500 You can have him. (Cal groans) 1340 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:08,300 (thud) 1341 01:09:10,100 --> 01:09:13,200 (electric crackling) 1342 01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:20,100 I'm gonna enjoy this. 1343 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:25,100 (spirited music continues) 1344 01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:44,900 (men grunting) 1345 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:48,400 (space force member groans) 1346 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:51,400 (thud) 1347 01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:53,200 - I've just about had enough 1348 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,200 of your peoples stupidity and brutality. 1349 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,100 Take that! (Skye groans) 1350 01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:57,900 Oh my God. 1351 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:23,100 (singularity grumbles) 1352 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:27,100 (computer alarm beeps) 1353 01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:28,400 - [Skye] I don't understand. 1354 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:29,400 This shouldn't be happening. 1355 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,400 - There it is again. 1356 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:35,400 - Ugh! Where did this rogue programme come from? 1357 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:42,700 - Ugh, he ruins everything! 1358 01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:44,400 - Stop pouting and help. 1359 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:50,600 (singularity errupts) 1360 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,400 (Skye and Star groans) 1361 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,300 (Emperor grunting) 1362 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,800 (Emperor laughs) 1363 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:10,400 (ominous music) 1364 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:11,800 - Daddy. 1365 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,700 (Star groans) 1366 01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,200 You did this! 1367 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,300 I'm gonna take everything from you. 1368 01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:23,000 (spirited music) 1369 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,100 (blade rings) 1370 01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:28,600 (Cal groans) 1371 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:29,500 - [Both] No! 1372 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:30,300 - Cal! 1373 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,500 - Daddy, why did you do that? 1374 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:38,600 - Enough with this infatuation, daughter. 1375 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,500 Is the singularity ready? 1376 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,600 - It's holding up, but it's nowhere near stable enough 1377 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,100 to teleport to Nibiru. 1378 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:47,300 - Then it's time to fulfil my destiny. 1379 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,800 - No, it will destroy you! 1380 01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,400 - You've done well, daughter. 1381 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:58,000 The singularity is stable enough for me to absorb. 1382 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:04,000 Once done, I will ascend to godhood 1383 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,500 and the galaxy will tremble before me! 1384 01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:12,700 Teleport daughter to the infirmary. 1385 01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:13,800 - No! 1386 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,500 (ominous music) 1387 01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:25,800 (electric crackling) 1388 01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:52,000 (singularity rumbles) 1389 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,700 - That's impossible! 1390 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,000 - You want it? 1391 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,700 Take it. 1392 01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:23,500 (Emperor screams) 1393 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,100 - This isn't over. 1394 01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:41,100 I'll have my revenge. 1395 01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:07,500 (Keys gasps) 1396 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:10,100 (Keys panting) 1397 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:18,400 (Star groans) 1398 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,600 - Cal. 1399 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,500 (lips smacking) 1400 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:23,200 I thought I lost you. 1401 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,200 - Dude! 1402 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:27,200 What the hell was even that? 1403 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,000 How are you still alive? 1404 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:29,900 - I don't know. 1405 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,000 I just... 1406 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000 I knew it wouldn't hurt me. 1407 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,300 (alarm beeping) 1408 01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:36,800 - Guys, I think we should leave. 1409 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:37,700 Now! 1410 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,600 (footsteps thumping) 1411 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:42,400 - Fuck. 1412 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:49,800 (footsteps thumping) 1413 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:55,200 (explosion booming) - Oh Jesus. 1414 01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:57,400 - Whoa! 1415 01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,500 Skye wasn't fucking around, was she? 1416 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,400 - That was too close. 1417 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,200 - Hey. 1418 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:06,600 Are you okay? 1419 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:08,800 - I'm fine. 1420 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,200 But, you heard the Emperor. 1421 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,000 He's coming for Nibiru next. 1422 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,500 - Star's right. 1423 01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:15,000 Here, take this. 1424 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:17,300 Keep it safe. 1425 01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:18,700 Go. 1426 01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:19,700 - But wait, just a second. 1427 01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:20,600 - No! 1428 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:21,400 We don't have time. 1429 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:22,600 You know that. 1430 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:23,700 Your Highness, go! 1431 01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:24,600 - Cal- - Go! 1432 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:34,300 (siren wailing) 1433 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:40,600 (device ringing) 1434 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,500 - I need you to update headquarters. 1435 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:50,500 Okay? 1436 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,600 Good. 1437 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:52,400 Go. 1438 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000 Okay. 1439 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,000 You two are free to go. 1440 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:02,400 - Hey, Keys, about the USB and Star. 1441 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,000 - No, don't worry about it. 1442 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,700 I didn't mention anything about the thumb drive 1443 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:08,400 or whatever that was. 1444 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:10,900 - Thanks. 1445 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:11,900 - No problem. 1446 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:14,200 I mean, it's not like it could go on and explain it in a way 1447 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:18,300 without sounding like a total nutcase. 1448 01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,300 (both chuckle) 1449 01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:21,700 Just keep the formula to yourself 1450 01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:23,700 and everyone can go on believing 1451 01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:26,600 that you're still under the effects of the mind wipe. 1452 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,300 And then there's you. 1453 01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:33,500 The medic said your quick thinking 1454 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:36,000 pretty much saved my life. 1455 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:36,800 - Eh. 1456 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,200 You would've done the same for me. 1457 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,600 - No. 1458 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,200 No, I wouldn't have. 1459 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:49,700 (lips smacking) 1460 01:16:49,700 --> 01:16:51,700 Not bad, for a nice guy. 1461 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:07,700 - I hope you're taking notes 'cause that, is how it's done. 1462 01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:09,400 - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 1463 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:16,900 (spirited music) 1464 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,300 - On behalf of the people of Earth, 1465 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:19,600 I hereby grant you both 1466 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:22,500 the Congressional Space Medal of Honour 1467 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:24,500 and the Presidential Medal of Freedom 1468 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,900 for deeds above and beyond the call of heroism 1469 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:31,400 in facing certain death, defending Earth. 1470 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,500 (Cal applauding) 1471 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:49,000 Sorry, we couldn't do this at the Oval Office, 1472 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,900 but due to the top secret nature of your heroism, 1473 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,300 well, you get my point. 1474 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:55,500 - Thank you, Mr. President Sir. 1475 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,300 This is truly an honour. 1476 01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:59,300 - Yeah, thanks, dude. 1477 01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:01,300 - Do it like I told you. 1478 01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:04,700 (Artemis clears throat) 1479 01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:07,900 - Thank you, Mr. President Sir. 1480 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:10,100 It is truly an honour, sir. 1481 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,200 - Good boy. 1482 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:20,200 (footsteps thumping) 1483 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:21,100 - Uh 1484 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:22,100 - Mr. President Sir, 1485 01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:23,900 about that blacklist you put me on. 1486 01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:26,000 - You still haven't found that thumb drive, have you? 1487 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,000 - No. 1488 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,700 No, no, thumb drive. 1489 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:35,500 Uh... 1490 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:36,800 Well, Mr. President Sir, 1491 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,000 I just, I wanted you to know 1492 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,000 that I actually voted for you twice. 1493 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,800 - Get outta here before I have Secret Service 1494 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:41,900 arrest you for loitering. 1495 01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:42,700 - Yep. 1496 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:45,300 - Damn hippie. 1497 01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:46,800 Where's my coffee? 1498 01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:51,900 - So, uh, how's life in the Capitol? 1499 01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:53,700 - He still smokes too much. 1500 01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:54,700 Spit it out. 1501 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:58,700 And what about you? 1502 01:18:58,700 --> 01:19:00,900 Things okay back at home? 1503 01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:06,000 - (sighs) Well, ever since the Black Hole 1504 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,700 was quarantined by Space Force 1505 01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:12,200 and me being put on the President's blacklist 1506 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:13,600 for blowing up SETI, 1507 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:16,200 I've found myself unemployable. 1508 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:18,800 Could be worse. 1509 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:19,700 Beats jail. 1510 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:21,200 - Hey, hey, why don't you come over our place 1511 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:23,300 for drinks tonight? 1512 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,700 - I don't know. 1513 01:19:24,700 --> 01:19:26,500 I gotta be out of the apartment in the morning 1514 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:30,600 and my parents will be waiting for me, so... 1515 01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:31,800 You guys go on. 1516 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,700 Have fun. 1517 01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:37,500 Hey, any word on Star? 1518 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:42,300 - Okay, fine. 1519 01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:44,400 But you didn't hear it from me. 1520 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:47,200 About a week after the incident at the bar, 1521 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:51,200 we detected the entire Reptilian fleet sieging Nibiru. 1522 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:55,900 Then there was this massive blast of energy and nothing. 1523 01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:59,100 - Oh God. 1524 01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:01,500 - I'm so sorry, Cal. 1525 01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:04,300 We just don't know what happened. 1526 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,000 We should go. 1527 01:20:10,900 --> 01:20:14,200 You're always welcome to stay with us if you need it. 1528 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,100 (lips smacking) 1529 01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:17,100 Take care. 1530 01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:18,400 - You too, Keys. 1531 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:26,700 - Hey, don't worry about Star. 1532 01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:29,300 She's a mega space babe. 1533 01:20:29,300 --> 01:20:32,700 The future Mrs. Cal can look after herself. 1534 01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:35,200 She's fine. 1535 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,200 - I hope you're right. 1536 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,800 - I'm always right. 1537 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:42,000 - You know, it's a pity we never got to find 1538 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,300 that planet of hookers and blow. 1539 01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:45,800 - Yeah. 1540 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:48,000 I think I found something better. 1541 01:20:48,900 --> 01:20:51,500 (bright music) 1542 01:20:56,800 --> 01:20:58,600 I love you, dude. 1543 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:01,600 You know I'll always have your back. 1544 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,800 Even if I can't be there to see 1545 01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,600 it all turn around for you. 1546 01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:11,900 (bright music continues) 1547 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:16,400 - Artemis? 1548 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:21,700 (bright music continues) 1549 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:28,700 - Catch you around, dude. 1550 01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:32,100 (bright music continues) 1551 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:55,100 (engine dies) 1552 01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:57,900 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1553 01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:08,000 (engine whirring) 1554 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,000 God damn it! 1555 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,200 (Cal sighs) 1556 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,500 (Cal laughs) 1557 01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:21,600 Of course. 1558 01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:23,300 Of course. 1559 01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:26,700 It's gotta be me. 1560 01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:38,700 (contemplative music) 1561 01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:46,000 (portal rumbling) 1562 01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:52,200 (Cal groans) 1563 01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:00,100 Whoa. 1564 01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,400 - Cal? 1565 01:23:09,100 --> 01:23:10,100 - Oh my God. 1566 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,700 I didn't think I'd ever see you again. 1567 01:23:13,700 --> 01:23:15,100 - I'm so very glad to prove you wrong. 1568 01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:16,500 - Okay. 1569 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:19,200 I have so many questions. 1570 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:21,100 First off, what happened after you left? 1571 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:22,600 And how are you here? 1572 01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:23,900 How am I here? 1573 01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:25,300 Hey, where is here, 1574 01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:27,400 and does here have a doctor? 1575 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,000 I kind of landed on my coccyx. 1576 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:29,800 - Cal. 1577 01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:33,600 Welcome to Nibiru. 1578 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:34,900 (ethereal music) 1579 01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:36,500 It's my home world. 1580 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:40,500 Wait, but Keys thought- 1581 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:42,000 - That it had been completely destroyed? 1582 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,200 That's exactly what we wanted everyone to think. 1583 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:47,800 - Woah. 1584 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:51,700 - It's beautiful, isn't it? 1585 01:23:51,700 --> 01:23:52,700 - Yeah. 1586 01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:54,600 Yeah, she's incredible. 1587 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,000 - You are now looking at a civilization 1588 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:02,100 that's powered by clean, safe, unlimited energy 1589 01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:06,900 deriveD from a very special, very rare microsingularity. 1590 01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:08,600 - My formula. 1591 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,700 (both chuckling) 1592 01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:12,900 Intuitive energy. 1593 01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:15,000 I can't believe it works. 1594 01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:19,100 (both chuckling) 1595 01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:24,300 - Cal, I know things haven't gone so well for you back home, 1596 01:24:24,300 --> 01:24:28,500 and I wanted to show you the difference you've made here. 1597 01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:29,700 It's my gift to you 1598 01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:31,500 for all that you've done for my people and I. 1599 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,500 - Wait, wait a second. 1600 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:35,100 How did you hear about what happened at home? 1601 01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,400 - Oh, Artemis contacted me. 1602 01:24:38,300 --> 01:24:40,000 He said his bro was hurting 1603 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,700 and he needed his Mrs. Cal. 1604 01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:44,900 Whatever that meant. 1605 01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:47,000 He didn't tell you? 1606 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,400 - That's what he meant. 1607 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:49,600 No, no. 1608 01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:51,700 He did not mention that. 1609 01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:53,900 - Oh, well, when you see him next, 1610 01:24:53,900 --> 01:24:55,900 could you perhaps ask him how he managed to get the signal 1611 01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:57,600 all the way out here? 1612 01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,000 - Well, I mean, he's not stupid. 1613 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,600 He could probably do it with like a brick phone, 1614 01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:02,500 three sticks of gum and one of Keys' bras. 1615 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:05,000 - Oh. (laughs) 1616 01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:07,200 - Um... 1617 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,000 - What? 1618 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,700 What's wrong? 1619 01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:12,700 - Well, I... 1620 01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:15,900 I, um... 1621 01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:17,200 Well... 1622 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,500 - Oh my God, you're not pregnant, are you? 1623 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:21,100 - Oh, cal. - No, it's okay. 1624 01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:22,400 It's okay. 1625 01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:23,300 I just... 1626 01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:24,600 Is it gonna come out looking like us 1627 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,900 or will it have like tentacles 1628 01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:27,300 - Cal. - No, I'm sorry. 1629 01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:28,700 I just... 1630 01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:30,000 I don't really know how this works. 1631 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,500 I mean, I know how this works. 1632 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,800 - No, I'm not with child, Cal. 1633 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,700 I just have something very important to ask you. 1634 01:25:38,700 --> 01:25:39,600 - Sure. 1635 01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,000 Fire away. - You should stay. 1636 01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:45,500 - I mean, I mean, despite our knowledge of the formula, 1637 01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:47,800 we only really have a basic understanding of it. 1638 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:51,500 And with your guidance and your intuition, you could... 1639 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:54,200 (bright music) 1640 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,700 - You know, those were all fantastic reasons to stay, 1641 01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:07,700 but there's another that I want to stay for. 1642 01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:09,000 - Really, really? 1643 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,000 - Yeah, yeah. 1644 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:11,000 See there's um... 1645 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,600 There's this girl. 1646 01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:14,700 - Oh, okay. 1647 01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:17,500 - Yeah, tall, blonde, legs for days. 1648 01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:19,000 (Star giggling) 1649 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:22,200 I like the way her eyes light up when she looks at me. 1650 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,500 - I love you. 1651 01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:27,000 - I know. 1652 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,200 I can feel it. 1653 01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,200 (Star giggling) 1654 01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,700 (bright music) 107927