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Hey. Hey.

You know, you really don't need to be doing this. It's not even your house.

Yeah, I know, but somebody has to do it, right?

Right.

Besides, I'm practicing for when we move in together.

Oh.

Well, I think you've been working a little too hard.

And maybe, do you want to take a sexy break?

Of course.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Surprise!

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Annie.

Hey!

I haven't heard from you.

Guess you've been a little too busy to pick up the phone and call me.

Yeah. I thought I'd come over and maybe we could spend some time together, huh?

Yeah, I just wasn't expecting you to come here at all.

You know, kind of spontaneous, don't you think?

Well, I did go to all that trouble to get your favorite dinner.

You're going to invite me in, aren't you?

Yeah, you can come in, I guess.

You can, you can come in, yeah.

I didn't know that you had company.

Hi. I'm Claire's mother.

Hi, I'm Daya. I'm Claire's mother. Roommate.

Roommate? Yes. Oh, there's something else I haven't heard about.

Yeah, I mean, I just met her on Craigslist really recently, so she's

my life.

Oh. Yeah.

Well, apparently it's good that I bought a lot of food because you're a new

roommate, which I've never heard of before.

It's joining us for dinner.

I'll go get the food ready.

Roommate? Last I checked, that was your girlfriend.

Okay, you need to keep it down and, like, don't tell her about this. I do

want her finding out. She's very conservative.

Whatever.

Okay, whatever you do, you cannot tell her that I'm a lesbian specifically.

I'm going to tell her one day, but just not now. You can't ruin this for me.

She doesn't know?

No. God, no. And I'm not telling her right now.

Well, when are you going to tell her? Are you going to tell her sometime?

I don't know, but just don't ruin this for me, okay?

Okay, ladies.

Here we go.

Here we go.

I can't believe I forgot the plates and the silverware. I'll be right back.

different person around your mom look at you all quiet and stuff hold on that's

mean you should be able to show the world the real you no

yeah come on it could be fun wait what are you doing

teaching you a lesson roomie

Here we are.

Who's Daya?

I don't know.

You don't know? She just disappeared?

I don't know where she is.

You know, I thought she was probably making a phone call or something for

wasn't she?

Maybe. I don't know, honestly.

Okay.

That's just as well, because I really wanted to talk to you alone.

Mm -hmm.

time you want everything right darling yeah it's time you started thinking

getting a boyfriend oh right you know a

boyfriend yeah you know you're young time for you to get married yeah and

you don't want to wait until you're pardon me but an older woman to have a

like i did oh i mean

You were quite a handful, and I tell you, the sooner you have children, the

better it will be.

It really will be.

I guess I'll let her get her own food.

Is she coming back? What's going on? I think she took a work call, actually.

Oh, good.

That's what happens. Yeah, we shouldn't be like this, you know. Yeah.

Trying to interrupt her work.

Oh, this is a little cold. Do you need me to go microwave it or anything?

No.

Okay, so, what I was saying is, I think it's time.

You've got a boyfriend.

What's been going on at work? Do you have any boys you're talking to at work?

No. Okay.

How about that boy, what's his name? The one you went to college with?

Derek.

Derek, that's the one. Have you heard from him?

I think you've really got to start working on this whole thing, getting a

boyfriend.

You know,

The longer you wait.

Are you okay?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, okay.

You seem like you're up to something or something. No, I'm not.

Okay. All right.

I mean, do you want me to, like, just stop talking or something?

No.

No? No.

All right, so, the Miller.

Remember them? They lived down the street? Uh -huh. Right?

Their son.

I saw him the other day. He is so handsome and so good -looking, and he

have a girlfriend.

Oh, my God.

That's so interesting.

Isn't it?

Yes. So I was thinking maybe, you know, maybe you could start going out with him

or maybe have a date or something. I mean, wouldn't you just love to marry

Yes.

What?

I'm sorry, what'd you say?

Uh... Um... What about you?

Um... Uh...

Oh

my god.

What? What are you doing?

Okay, Mom.

Listen to what you think.

Diana, what are you doing down there?

Huh?

What is this?

What are you two girls up to?

Mom,

I think it's time that I tell you something.

I am a lesbian.

What?

No!

No, young lady, you are not!

You... I have never...

I knew I shouldn't have let you go to that damn liberal college.

Wow.

I'm really sorry that your mom reacted that way.

I mean, she was scared by now eventually.

Since we are alone again, I guess we could still have a little fun, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

What would your mother think?

She'd freak out, huh?

Yeah.

But it's okay. I just want to eat more of that pussy.

Yeah.

No one heard her, right?

we're not home this time.