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Hi, I'm Shiri, the babysitter. Hi Shiri, I'm Paris. Nice to meet you.

Come on in, come on in.

Wow, this is a nice place you got here.

Oh, thank you.

You got here right on time.

How was the traffic?

Yeah, traffic was fine.

Great.

So, hey listen, you have really good reviews online.

I'm really happy for you to watch my children.

Oh, thank you. I love what I do.

So, can I meet the kids?

Um, yes, yes, of course. They're upstairs in the nursery. Follow me.

Mr. Harris, what wonderful kids you have.

Oh, thank you. They're really special to me.

So, where's the mother?

Um, she's no longer in the picture.

Oh, you're divorced?

No, not really.

She left.

She went to Burning Man and never came back.

Oh my gosh, that's awful.

Yeah, I guess she just wants to party and do drugs and avoid responsibility.

Kind of like a stray cat, you know? Just left her litter for me to take care of.

But, anyways, enough about that. Let's sit over here and talk about our

arrangement.

So, in your email you said you sometimes need a babysitter to stay the whole

weekend with your kids?

Three days and overnight and everything?

Yeah, I go to town a lot.

Most of it's conventions and business.

Just not here a lot. So my children are going to need somebody that they really

care for and somebody that really cares for them.

Almost like maybe a little more than a babysitter. Maybe like a family member.

Well, I have no problem putting in the time. I consider myself more than just a

babysitter.

I can tell.

My children really lit up when they saw you.

I bet you're going to have a lot of beautiful children yourself.

Well, I want to have kids someday, but that's just not really in the cards for

me. What do you mean?

You're a beautiful young lady. I bet you're going to give some perfect guy

or six kids.

Well, I don't know about that, Mr. Parris.

I'm trans. I can't have kids.

What? Really?

I mean, that's fantastic.

Well, it just can't happen for me because I'm trans.

But I guess it kind of fulfills my maternal desires to look after someone

else's kids.

Well, you're going to have to find a guy that already has them.

There's all these women out there just popping them out and not taking care of

them.

They're going to need a good mother like you.

Wow, you think so, Mr. Parr?

It's like the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Well, I think you're the sweetest thing I've ever set my eyes on.

Oh, Mr.

Paris.

Wow,

you've got great tits.

Thank you.

It feels so great having them tucked on.

I'm going to miss him.

I guess you already knew I was up there, huh?

Maybe.

Yeah.

Wow.

Look at that.

Are you a biker? Oh, yeah.

Really? Absolutely.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh,

it's so nice. Mm -hmm.

Did she leave you?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, what is that?

Oh, what?

You can breastfeed my children, too?

I guess I could turn off X's and Y's.

Oh, wow.

What a perk.

Wow.

You'd really let me?

Absolutely.

Whatever brings them close to my children.

That is tight.

Oh, fuck.

Wow. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I think it will fit my dick just perfectly in there.

Really? Would you like that?

I guess I could try, Mr. Harris.

I don't think I have that much experience.

I guess I set myself up when I said that I think of myself as more than just a

babysitter.

You did.

I'm

nervous.

Yeah?

That's all you?

Yeah.

Hold on.

Seriously,

Burning Man? Is that amazing?

Too sweet.

Oh, my gosh. Get a hard time.

Oh, yes.

Wow. You really are a go -getter.

I like to think of myself as that.

Hello, Mr. Harris.

You're so big.

It feels really nice.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

I read your reviews online. I knew you were going to be such a good talk

-sucker. I mean, babysitter.

Sorry.

Get your ass ready for that big dick.

I feel really good.

That's so stressful.

Mm -mm.

Feels like your ass is ready.

Do you think so?

Do you want to take my dick?

Do you think I can fit all that?

I think you can. Here, why don't you turn around?

There's a big...

This is big.

It's okay.

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Thank you so much.

Cool.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's amazing.

used to be guys like you.

I feel so good.

So you got the job.