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Oh my god, did you totally see what Ashley was wearing on her Instagram

I know, who told her to wear that?

But that dude she was with, so cute.

I know, he was so cute.

They did look really good together, but still, I would look way better next to

him than her.

No, I totally agree.

Yeah, her outfit was so just...

I would look better.

I'm working right now. I'm not entirely sure what time I'm out at, but I'm

babysitting up in, yeah, I'm up in Calabasas. The house is super nice.

Oh my God. You should totally see the dad.

He's so hot.

Oh my God. I'm totally not going to do that.

I'm not going to be naked. I'm not going to slut it.

And besides, I don't even think he exactly knows.

Who cares about his wife?

She's like a bitch.

Yeah, I would have totally screwed him.

Oh my god, wouldn't that be so hot? He'd be like banging the trans babysitter.

Yeah, totally.

Oh crap, I gotta go. They're home.

Hey, Chloe.

Hi, Mr. Larkin.

Where's your wife at?

I left her at the country club.

She's drunk again.

Embarrassing me.

Chloe, do yourself a favor. Don't ever get married.

That's tough, Mr.

Larkin. Do you want me to stay long with the kids?

You know what, Chloe? That would be great if you could stick around for a

while. I think I need to decompress some.

I can't deal with any screaming kids.

You don't have anything you have to do, right?

No, I'm fine. I thought you guys were going to be gone a lot longer.

Did you at least have time to play a couple rounds of golf?

You know, I was able to get around it. And I go back up to the bar.

And she's drunk.

And she's making out with my accountant, Mel Schwartz.

I'm sorry.

I'm used to her bullshit.

What about you?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Is there anybody you're seeing?

Well, there's this guy I'm seeing.

It's nothing serious.

He's in a band and he can't get his shit together.

So I told him if he wants to go to college, I want nothing to do with him.

Smart move.

Total waste of time.

You have really cute feet.

Did you paint them yourself or did you get them done?

Thank you, Mr. Larkin.

I did paint them myself.

I did my nails too.

Wow, very pretty.

Do you mind if I take your shoes off?

Um, is your wife going to be home anytime soon?

Trust me, she's not coming home anytime soon.

She'll be gone for hours.

You have very pretty feet, Chloe.

You know, Chloe, before I got into civil engineering, I was considering becoming

a foot doctor.

Because I think feet are so important.

Because you spend them all day.

So you think I have pretty feet?

Do you want to, like, kiss him?

That's right, Mr. Larkin.

You can forget all about your wife.

Because we have the babysitter to take care of you.

I'm happy you're gonna stick around, Chloe.

Me too.

Mm -hmm.

We just have to get deeper and deeper.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, wow, Chloe.

Oh, you suck such a bit of dick than my wife, Chloe.

That's good.

Oh my

gosh.

Good girl. I love you.

Is

this bigger than your

boyfriend's dick?

Much bigger.

Good.

Very juicy.

Do you have a banana?

I think so.

Very good.

Thank you so much.

You're so sexy, Chloe. Wow.

Oh, my God.

Ah.

Oh, wow. You can switch it. Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

So good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

What is this?

Are you okay with it, Mr. Morgan?

Why is this so bigger than mine?

Thank you.

My wife never lets me eat her.

Mm -hmm.

Stop it!

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

That's good.

Me, huh?

That was pretty nuts.

I miss you so, so, so much.