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Hey, Charlie, how's work?

Girl, good.

How are you?

Aren't you, are you on the schedule today? It's my schedule around, but what

you doing here?

I was going to ask you the same thing.

What? I got off work myself. Oh, I'm here to meet my boyfriend.

Your boyfriend? Your boyfriend's here?

Yeah, you know Bruce from work.

Bruce is your boyfriend?

Yeah.

Awesome.

Wow. Why are you saying it like that?

That's really funny.

I don't know. I was here to see Bruce.

My Bruce?

Well, my Bruce.

Like, Bruce from work?

Yeah. Yeah. I was here to see Bruce.

Oh. Okay.

This is awkward.

Yeah, it's extremely awkward right now. Really?

Okay. All right.

He said he's going to be back in a little while. I thought I'd just come by

early. Yeah, I was going to surprise him.

Oh, great.

Double, dual surprise.

Yeah.

I think we should both surprise him. We should handle this. Yeah.

I'm sorry. This is crazy.

I know.

What an asshole.

Well, let's go in here so he doesn't see us. All right.

Here, take your phone. This is crazy.

Hey. What's up, girl?

Um... Um... No work today, huh, Tessa?

Um... Well, this is... a little awkward.

What is he doing here?

I thought you were working today.

They switched my schedule. I was going to surprise you.

That's your excuse? You thought you were working today? Like, you just saw us on

two different days?

I mean... That's really shady, man.

You know we all work together. How is this supposed to work out at work?

That's so awkward at work.

So that means on the days that you bang me and then the nights that you guys go

in and you work together, you've just fucked me, but you're thinking about

fucking her next.

Is that the way that works out?

I mean, no.

I see a little hesitation in that.

I mean... You what?

What, you thought you were going to be able to get away with this? Like, we

weren't going to find out?

work together.

Exactly. We do all work together.

Yeah.

The thing is, though, we already spoke about this.

And you're a shady motherfucker.

You really are. But all bullshit set aside.

We're not, like, in this.

I'm not trying to marry you.

Neither is she.

Newsflash.

So we're going to let this slide.

Yeah,

we decided we want to share.

You guys want to share?

Yeah.

Wait,

wait, wait.

Oh no.

It has nothing to do with you.

What do you mean?

We want to share with each other.

You can sit there.

Yeah, right.

I'm serious.

do with you just sit you have to watch yeah this is like your lesson right now

this is your punishment fucking two different girls at work

wow

I've never seen you without your clothes on.

I want to see you.

I hope you're watching this.

When a guy's like, you know.

Sit down.

You sit.

Is this for real right now?

You're just going to walk into my house and you're going to fuck on my couch

without me?

You're going to fuck both of us?

You're going to fuck both of us?

Get these off me.

Thank you.

We won't.

You just stand there.

I can see why you fuck her.

She's hot. You like that, huh? Yeah.

Easy killer.

I like it. Yeah?

Oh,

I like this.

Is that piercing?

Yeah.

Oh shit.

This is going to be so awkward.

You guys are so hot.

I gotta tell you, that definitely simplifies a lot of things in my life.

I think she likes.

because you're fucking around with my other girl now.

I'm going to get away with it. I'm going to make him my girl now.

I got my eyes fucking watering.

How beautiful it is.

Ugh!

That cock is so hot.

I can totally see why you're too bang.

Oh my God.

You should be doing some work.

Fuck yeah.

It is your point.

Oh! Fuck!

Yes.

you guys need to share.

Yeah, that's true.

I kind of like where we are going. Me too.

Oh, fuck.

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