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(The Legend of ShenLi)

(Episode 20)

My goodness.

You overdid it.

You terrified me, you know?

Why are you guys still standing there? Go and save them.

Save them if you dare.

You should at least show me some respect.

Let them speak and apologize to you.

Show some respect to who?

To your future fiancé.

Fine.

Immortal Lord!

Stop the ruckus.

- Let us out! - Immortal Lord, save us!

Stop shouting.

- The Spiritual Realm is too audacious! - Yeah!

They don't show the Immortal Realm any respect at all!

Lord Bi Cang is so arrogant and unreasonable!

Immortal Lord, chase Shen Li away from our realm!

No one ever dared to treat us like this!

Let us out!

- Stop the ruckus. - Let us out!

Immortal Lord, let us out!

Immortal Lord, let us out!

Immortal Lord!

Heavenly Lord has arrived.

- Heavenly Lord. - Heavenly Lord.

Heavenly Lord.

This is outrageous!

Heavenly Lord, I remember

that although the Spiritual Realm didn't welcome

Lord Fu Rong and Divine Lord Xing Zhi with everything we had,

at least proprieties were observed.

But now, the poisoned food is still on the table.

There's still a weird scent in the air.

I also kept the poisoned silver needle with me.

Three gifts in one day.

Heavenly Lord,

is this how the Immortal Realm treats their guests?

I was inconsiderate.

Lord Bi Cang, that's why you encountered such an unfortunate incident.

From today onward, the three fairies

will be confined for 100 years.

- But Heavenly Lord... - Cease your whining!

Heavenly Lord, thank you for upholding justice for me.

But I have to stay in the Immortal Realm for some time.

I'm afraid trouble may arise again

if I stay in Lord Fu Rong's Residence.

(Although their tricks aren't effective against me,)

(who knows how much trouble Lord Fu Rong will attract if I stay here?)

(Judging from the three "gifts" I've received in one day,)

(I'll break down sooner or later.)

Heavenly Lord,

please find a quiet place for me.

Immortal Lord!

- Stop it. Take them back. - Immortal Lord.

Here. Stop talking.

The courtyard to the west of the Immortal Realm might work.

Lord Bi Cang,

there's a quiet courtyard to the west of the Immortal Realm.

However, it's quite remote.

And, the decorations are plain too.

Lord Bi Cang, I don't know if you will mind it or not.

Heavenly Lord, you flatter me.

To me, the plain things in the Immortal Realm are more than good enough.

I'll move there by tomorrow.

All right.

You've met Divine Lord before.

Therefore, it wouldn't be awkward

for you two to stay together.

Divine Lord?

(I think there's only one Divine Lord)

(in the entire Immortal Realm.)

(He's staying there? Old man, you should've told me earlier.)

(It'll be awkward if we stay together.)

(It'll definitely be awkward.)

Stop right there.

Who are you?

Shen Li.

Greetings, Your Highness.

May I know why you're loitering around?

I'm just taking a walk.

The Flower Banquet is nearing. Please do not loiter around

so that people won't treat you as a crook

and cause unnecessary trouble.

(What's with the people in the Immortal Realm?)

(All of them have the same attitude.)

(Instead of letting them bother me,)

(why don't I spend my time awkwardly with Xing Zhi in the West Courtyard?)

(West Courtyard)

(Xing Zhi's memory wasn't wiped when he descended to the Mortal Realm.)

(Therefore, I'm sure he decorated his courtyard)

(in the Mortal Realm according to this place.)

(I remember that the decorations here)

(followed an array that could gather spiritual aura from Heaven and Earth.)

(If I wait here,)

(it may help me in neutralizing the poison)

(Fu Sheng inflicted upon me.)

(Maybe he can only act casually)

(when he's in the Mortal Realm)

(with a human body.)

(Now that Xing Zhi has returned to his position as the Ancient God,)

(he's filled with emotions and worries that I cannot understand.)

(The difference in one's identity)

(does change one's attitude in life.)

(West Courtyard)

The fish are plump even though no one is feeding them.

The water in the Immortal Realm is excellent indeed.

So, these are young carp spirits.

Big sister, do you want to play with us?

Big sister, are you a phoenix?

Why do phoenixes fear water?

Who said phoenixes fear water?

I think phoenixes fear water too.

I don't believe that.

We'll find out when we give it a try.

Big sister, join us.

Join us!

Big sister, join us!

- Come and play with us! - What are you guys doing?

Big sister, join us!

Let go!

Big sister, come and join us!

Let go!

Stop it!

You guys!

Just you wait!

Divine Lord is here.

Fine. Don't eat, then.

Take a bath, then.

Time for your bath.

You did it twice.

Twice.

But you were enjoying yourself just now.

I admit.

I did it on purpose

during the first time.

But this time,

it's an accident.

Come out.

Your Highness, I'll give you an account.

Divine Lord!

Can you please not punish us?

Come up.

Show me your butts.

Are you guys done?

Tell me.

How many times do you guys want to be hit?

Divine Lord!

Can you please not punish us?

Your Highness.

Tell me. How many times do you want them to be hit?

Your Highness,

why don't you take the rod yourself?

You can punish them personally.

Big sister, don't punish us!

Don't punish us!

- I'm scared. - Yeah.

You guys better apologize to Her Highness.

Big sister, don't hit me!

Big sister, don't hit us!

Big sister, don't hit us!

Big sister, don't hit me!

Enough already.

Stop messing around.

Stop messing around. Just go.

Go now.

Leave.

Please don't punish me!

Don't punish us!

Leave now.

Return to the pond.

- Go now. - Let's go.

Go now.

Just leave.

Your Highness,

since when were you this forgiving?

They're just a bunch of kids.

You're making it seem as if I'm bullying them.

Divine Lord, you're taking care of so many kids.

Isn't it noisy?

It's lively.

Don't you think it's fun?

(Initially, I thought it would be awkward to see him.)

(But after this incident,)

(it's no longer awkward.)

Divine Lord, arrange a room for me.

I've been through a lot since last night.

Now, I just want to have a good sleep.

You may choose any of the rooms

to the left.

And,

these young carp spirits

are considered attendants of the West Courtyard.

Your Highness, they can serve you for now.

I don't need anyone to serve me.

(West Courtyard)

(I think he's on a retreat inside his room.)

(That's good)

(if his retreat lasts until the Flower Banquet is over.)

(The next time I'll see him)

(should be during my wedding with Lord Fu Rong.)

(After that, I don't think we'll meet again.)

Your Highness, we're here to serve you.

Your Highness, let me wash your face for you.

I have a towel here.

Your Highness, you can wipe your face with it.

Come here.

Stand properly.

If you guys don't listen to me,

I'll throw you guys back to the pond

and steam all of you.

But Your Highness, Divine Lord told us

that you were different from the other immortals.

He said you would starve if you didn't eat.

If we don't serve you,

you'll starve to death.

I won't.

I'm an immortal too.

I don't need to eat.

Go back now.

It's quite a lively scene to witness

this early in the morning.

Divine Lord, did you tell them to create trouble for me?

I didn't say that.

Your Highness, we were serving you

with all our hearts.

We were serving her with all our hearts.

We were serving her wholeheartedly.

You call that serving me wholeheartedly?

If so, you should tell Divine Lord to serve me.

Fine with me.

Guys,

return to the pond now.

Tell me.

Your Highness,

how do you want me to serve you?

Fairy You Lan, why are you here?

I...

Heavenly Lord wanted me to relay a message to Lord Bi Cang.

Her Highness lives in the Spiritual Realm most of the time.

There's miasma surrounding her one way or another.

He hopes that she can cleanse herself in

the Cleansing Pool before the banquet.

Today's the day.

Divine Lord, I brought some fruits here as I was thinking

that both of you were staying together.

I came in as the door was unlocked.

It was just a coincidence.

I heard nothing.

Divine Lord, here are some fruits.

We shouldn't delay it if it's Heavenly Lord's order.

Let's go.

Your Highness,

those are godly rays from the Sky's Beyond.

It's rude of you to stare at them like that.

(Sky's Beyond?)

Your Highness,

I've been to the Spiritual Realm before this.

Although I didn't take a close look at the surroundings,

I've been there before.

I know the Spiritual Realm must be unsatisfied

with the Immortal Realm.

Fairy You Lan, just get straight to the point.

But no matter if you guys are unsatisfied or unhappy with us,

I hope that you and your people can keep yourselves in check.

He's the only Ancient God in the Three Realms now.

No one can bear the consequences of losing him.

So, are you saying

that the Spiritual Realm is harboring ill intention

by using me to tempt Xing Zhi

in an attempt to jeopardize his divinity?

Fairy You Lan,

let's not talk about whether or not I'm as capable as you think.

Let's talk about you losing your Ancient God.

Even if Xing Zhi couldn't protect his divinity,

that's his issue.

What's the use of warning me here?

We're near the Cleansing Pool.

Your Highness, please.

Your Highness, you stepped on my dress.

(Cleansing Pool, Immortal Realm)

Greetings, Goddess.

(Not only can the Cleansing Pool get rid of miasma,)

(but it can also wash away one's spiritual power.)

(I'm afraid my powers will only recover)

(after the Flower Banquet.)

(By washing away my spiritual power,)

(they can reduce my threat.)

(All these hypocritical immortals,)

(they never let down their guard against the Spiritual Realm,)

(even when we've already compromised ourselves.)

(My breathing is shaky.)

(I'm sure it's due to the Cleansing Pool.)

I don't need the Spiritual Clan to save me!

Suit yourself.

Do you wish to keep your face intact?

Beg me, then.

I'm begging you!

Initially, I didn't intend to save you even if you begged me.

But you escorted me to the Cleansing Pool.

Don't you think this is too much of a coincidence?

I just don't want other people to gossip about me.

(If I get scratched by the White Lion, it'll hurt for a few days.)

(But I think Fairy You Lan)

(will die from this blow.)

Are you okay?

It's just a scratch.

Why did you provoke it?

It's dangerous.

You should go after it when the other immortals are here.

(At least You Lan isn't an ingrate.)

It doesn't matter.

Speak.

What kind of monster are you?

Your Highness!

Your Highness, please spare it.

This is the White Spirit Beast

that Divine Lord is rearing in Sky's Beyond.

It isn't a monster.

- You mean Xing Zhi? - That's right.

Is your Divine Lord going to open a zoo here?

Why does he have all kinds of pets?

Don't be scared.

Lord Bi Cang, are you upset that it's

my fault?

It was my fault.

You're hurt.

Thanks to you, Divine Lord. It's just a scratch.

What's going on?

Divine Lord, I was supposed to bring

the White Spirit Beast to the West Courtyard under your order.

But for some reason, it went berserk

when it was passing by.

I couldn't control it.

It was my fault that Her Highness

and Goddess Luotian were injured.

It wasn't your fault

that the White Spirit Beast went berserk.

Take Lord Bi Cang to the West Courtyard and find a physician.

Tell him to examine her wound.

Your Highness.

Why did you provoke the White Spirit Beast?

Divine Lord, I don't know what you're talking about.

Lord Bi Cang was unruly.

She was rude to the Immortal Realm.

I was thinking that I could teach her a lesson

and keep her in check.

I never expected the White Spirit Beast to go berserk.

Fairy You Lan, I'm afraid you're the one

who should keep yourself in check.

I know my fault now.

But Divine Lord,

you're the only Ancient God in the Three Realms now.

Divine Lord, for the sake of the Three Realms,

please stay away from Shen Li.

Lord Bi Cang and I aren't close to each other.

Why should I stay away from her?

You almost caused huge trouble this time.

I'm afraid you won't be as lucky

if this happens again.

Be a good boy. Don't move.

Don't move.

(Why would a divine beast like the White Spirit Beast)

(go berserk for no reason?)

(Judging from Xing Zhi's private meeting with You Lan,)

(I'm sure she was the one behind this.)

(It's only been a few days since I arrived here,)

(but so many incidents have occurred.)

(Seems like this isn't the place for me.)

Just forget about it.

Your Highness, I'm afraid it might hurt you.

When it's obedient, it doesn't need a leash.

When it's not, a leash won't do anything.

You'll just waste a leash.

You do have a point.

Your Highness,

if you like it,

you can play with it.

Divine Lord told me to bring it here

so that it could spend time with you when you're bored.

Here.

- Here you go. - All right.

Your Highness, I shall take my leave.

(He may seem indifferent about it,)

(but he's actually intentional.)

(What exactly is Xing Zhi thinking?)

(I'm just like that lion cub.)

(He plays with me when he remembers my existence.)

(I'm just a tool for him to kill time.)