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(The Legend of ShenLi)

(Episode 12)

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

Go away!

Do you think you're great because you have a spiritual aura?

Do you think you are great, Immortal?

You're so annoying, Immortal!

Are you the parrot from Lord Bi Cang's Residence?

Go away, Immortal!

What a domineering parrot.

Are you laughing at me, Immortal?

I hate you, Immortal!

- I hate you! - I've harmed you.

You harmed me, Immortal!

It's Xu Xu's voice.

You harmed me, Immortal!

- Stop talking. - You harmed me. I hate you!

- You harmed me! - Shut up.

It's you...

Xu Xu.

I heard its voice from far away.

Why did it get quiet suddenly when I came close?

Perhaps it is tired.

Look.

Hold it carefully.

Give me a set of popsicles!

Sure! Popsicles coming right now.

Candied Lotus Seeds!

- Candied Lotus Seeds! - Why are you walking so fast?

Didn't you say you'll bring me around the place?

Candied Lotus Seeds!

- Candied Lotus Seeds! - Popsicles!

Candied Lotus Seeds!

Divine Lord, hurry up.

Your Highness.

Your Highness.

Your Highness, I just made these Candied Lotus Seeds. Try them.

If you like them, I'll send you more later.

I don't want you to leave, Father.

Nuan, be good.

I am going to protect more people.

I'll buy Candied Lotus Seeds with you when I come back.

- We'll get ten bags. - Ten bags?

All right!

Listen to your mother.

There's no need.

Pack them all.

I'll pay for them.

Your Highness, how can we accept payment from you?

We can't take your money.

Pack them.

What are these? They look nice.

These are popsicles from the Spiritual Realm.

There are many flavors.

Milk.

Apple.

Grape.

Durian.

Can I try one?

Sure.

However, you need to buy them yourself, Divine Lord.

Divine Lord?

I didn't bring any money today.

Your Highness, please buy one for me.

How can you say that, Divine Lord?

I'll pay you back in the future

when I have money.

Divine Lord, you don't need to pay.

- I'll give them to you for free. - Thank you.

Don't spoil him.

You can eat

but pay for them yourself.

Your Highness,

you promised the Spiritual Sovereign

to take good care of me.

It hasn't been long since you made that promise

but I can't even eat something.

I want the durian-flavored one.

(Durian)

- What did you say? - I want the durian-flavored one.

I'll buy them for you.

Finish them.

Is this a teahouse?

Obviously not.

Sister-in-law.

- Nuan. - Your Highness.

Sister-in-law.

Here you go. Candied Lotus Seeds.

Did Father ask you to send them here?

Yes. Your father said you could ask me to buy Candied Lotus Seeds for you

if you want to eat it.

Do you eat this?

Let's go over there.

- Your Highness. - Sister-in-law.

Life is a journey against the odds.

Zi Xia has returned to the beginning of the journey.

My condolences.

Don't worry.

Have a durian-flavored popsicle

so it doesn't feel as bitter.

I'm not eating.

Fine.

Her Highness! Her Highness is here!

Her Highness is here!

Your Highness!

It's really Her Highness.

I wasn't sure back then.

- Her Highness? - Who's the Immortal Lord beside her?

- Right. - It must be Lord Fu Rong.

I heard Lord Fu Rong came to the Spiritual Realm

to nurture their feelings.

Do I look so exaggerated?

Yes. Both of them look good together.

Indeed.

Her Highness has returned.

Your Highness, did you get hurt this time?

Do you want to try my remedy?

No need.

Use folk remedies cautiously.

Take care of your health.

I understand, Your Highness.

Come on. Let's go.

It seems like Your Highness

is really loved by the people of the Spiritual Realm.

Because we pay when we buy things

and are reasonable.

I'm envious.

Your life

is my dream.

Let's go back now.

The capital of the Spiritual Realm is quite clean.

There's no miasma at all.

I can't see anything.

Did the Divine Lord purposely torture me

and ask me to come out?

The Divine Lord remade the Five-element Seals at the Xutian Abyss.

Yes. I heard the prettiest moonlight in a thousand years

has reappeared in the Xutian Abyss.

I also want to meet the Divine Lord.

You should pray now.

(Do these people want to meet the Divine Lord so badly?)

(Why don't I share a piece of fake news?)

(The plan to make Shen Li hate me, )

(it seems I can start it from here.)

Come! Pay if you can afford to pay.

If you can't, come and support as well.

You can visit Lord Bi Cang's Residence today!

The Divine Lord is handsome!

You only need three spiritual stones

to visit the residence!

Three spiritual stones to see the real deal.

Pay to enter!

Your spiritual stones are small.

What's that about the size?

Are you sure we can enter?

Of course. Who do you think I am?

I am Her Highness' fiancé.

I own half of Lord Bi Cang's Residence.

Even if the entrance is closed, I am still in charge of the back door.

- General Mo Fang. - General Mo Fang is here.

Who dares kick my bench?

How dare you trespass on Lord Bi Cang's Residence?

Do you all have a death wish?

Well... This immortal lord said so.

He said it but he can return to the Immortal Realm.

Can you?

I...

Leave this place!

Don't go!

I can let you enter.

He's just a fraud.

If Shen Li treats me like this,

I'll hold back.

Who are you? I'll punish you for disrespecting me.

Don't go! Come back!

It hurts.

What a surprise.

The popsicles of the Spiritual Realm

are incredible.

What a pity

that I can only

try a few flavors this time.

I still want to try the other flavors.

When will you leave, Divine Lord?

What is this?

- Who did this? - Your Highness, it was Lord Fu Rong!

Your Highness.

Beat him to death!

- It's him! - Someone is beating the Heavenly Grandson! It's lawless!

How dare you beat someone from the Immortal Realm?

Mo Fang.

You are here?

I came to visit when I heard you've returned.

Divine Lord, he hit me.

What happened?

He was selling tickets at the residence's backdoor.

What? Tickets?

- What tickets? What were you doing? - Come down!

There were many people out there who wanted to meet the Divine Lord.

I met him at the residence before this, right?

My grandfather always said we must help people.

So, I opened the backdoor

and wanted to give them an opportunity.

However, I couldn't let everyone in

so I could only ask them to pay some money

which was the tickets.

He came back and tied me up

so I couldn't stop him.

Simply taking the people's money

will ruin Your Highness' reputation.

Just get rid of this disaster.

Throw him into the lake!

Very good.

Do you really think I can't deal with you?

Yes! Do you think Her Highness can't deal with you?

I am a jerk.

This is how I live my life.

Why don't you nullify the marriage agreement?

Otherwise, I'm your husband. Do you think you can beat me to death?

I...

Beat him to death, Your Highness.

Don't do it again.

You're still not going to beat him to death

after what he said?

Yes.

Why won't you beat me to death?

How dare you say something like that?

How presumptuous.

It seems like the Heavenly Lord

didn't educate you well.

Yes, Divine Lord.

Look how far he is going.

Lord Fu Rong

has been arrogant

since young.

He always causes trouble.

Today,

I will educate you

on behalf of the Heavenly Lord.

It hurts!

It hurts so much.

I think

it is still very necessary

for me to stay at Lord Bi Cang's Residence.

That's great, Divine Lord.

Are you calling the shots at Lord Bi Cang's Residence?

Divine Lord, you are trying to control too many things.

Divine Lord,

I was wrong.

I hope you don't get angry.

I will leave now.

Lord Fu Rong will be my husband in the future.

No matter what he did,

I'm the one who should punish and reward him.

This is my family matter.

I don't think it's right for you to punish him directly, Divine Lord.

I never expected

Lord Bi Cang

to protect Lord Fu Rong one day.

He will be a part of my family in the future.

If I don't protect him, should I protect you instead?

It's none of your concern.

I will deal with the mistakes

he made here.

It's not your call to make.

What's going on?

I thought Her Highness didn't like Lord Fu Rong.

Why was she upset

when the Divine Lord helped her?

That scum.

Lord Fu Rong purposely came to offend you.

I noticed.

However,

the wedding must go on.

The Immortal and Spiritual Realms

have been suspicious of others

and a marriage alliance is needed.

Have you accepted fate?

I just want to be responsible on my side.

If you think this is accepting fate,

so be it.

I don't think that Heavenly Grandson dares to do anything bad.

However, I also don't want Divine Lord Xing Zhi to meddle in my business.

Mo Fang.

I'm worried that I can't control my emotions.

Keep an eye on him for me.

Don't let anything go wrong.

Yes.

Your Highness,

is Divine Lord Xing Zhi still going to stay in your residence?

When many people are here, you'll forget about them.

Ask all of them to stay here.

Your Highness, it's time to eat.

I'm not eating.

What's wrong, Your Highness?

I'm fine.

I'm going to patrol the camp.

Stay here

and keep an eye on Lord Fu Rong.

Don't worry, Your Highness. I'm prepared now.

I won't allow Lord Fu Rong to cause trouble easily.

Oh, Your Highness.

When Lord Fu Rong was around,

we spent a lot and lost a lot of money.

Now that the Divine Lord is here as well,

I believe we need to spend some spiritual stones for his spending.

- Why don't we get the Spiritual Sovereign to grant us some funds? - No.

We mustn't allow the Spiritual Sovereign to find out such a small matter.

However,

we can't him live here for free.

Get some money from him.

Lord Fu Rong needs to pay indeed.

What about the Divine Lord?

Ask him to pay if he eats.

After going to the Mortal Realm,

Her Highness' temper changed.

She even knows how to be frugal.

What are you doing? You are disturbing the Divine Lord's sleep.

Her Highness asked me to ask the Divine Lord to see if he wants to eat.

He needs to pay if he eats. Otherwise, he doesn't need to pay.

Pay?

Payment for food. You need to pay too.

I'm going to look for you later.

Is that how the Spiritual Realm treats its guests?

Her Highness is so petty.

I...

Take it. Don't disturb the Divine Lord.

Isn't this the money you scammed from the people of Spiritual Realm?

It's mine.

Do you really think I have no money?

Your spiritual stones are good. Three are enough.

Lord Bi Cang's Residence won't charge you extra.

Shen Li's servant

is really stupid.

This is...

Shen Li

has so many weapons in her collection.

I might die 100 times.

This is scary.

Thankfully,

I have the Qiankun Satchel.

I'll steal everything.

I haven't been to my armory for a long time.

I want to take a good look at my hammer.

What...

Why is it empty?

Rou Ya!

Rou Ya!

Where are my weapons?

Where's my hammer?

Why is it empty?

I also don't know when the key was lost.

I only went to find the Divine Lord to ask for money

and met Lord Fu Rong after that.

It must be that scum!

Lord Fu Rong, I'm going to kill you!

Return me the key!

Return me the weapons!

My key!

If you return the weapons, Her Highness will spare your life!

I...

I don't have any weapons.

I said I don't have them. I'll retaliate if you keep this up.

- Come at me! - Hit me!

- I'll kill you today! - Hit me.

Why are you still so short when you are eating so much?

Here you go.

You...

You...

Return it to me!

Give me the key!

- You... - Divine Lord!

- Divine Lord, save me. - Your Highness.

Your Highness. It's him. It's him again.

I took Shen Li's weapons.

They want to kill me.

If you return them to me, I won't kill you.

I...

I sold them.

Her Highness spent hundreds of years

to collect them all.

Shen Li, I'm doing this for your own good.

It's dangerous for a woman to own so many weapons.

What kind of nonsense are you talking about?

Aren't you going to marry me?

This is the kind of immortal lord I am.

That is how I love my wife.

If you want cosmetics, I can provide them.

If you want weapons, I'll sell them immediately as soon as you buy them.

Your Highness, enough is enough. Kill him!

Your Highness,

do you want me

to meddle

in your family matters?

No need.

Lord Fu Rong,

our marriage alliance

will go on

whether you want it or not.

Causing so much trouble is useless.

Apart from me,

no one can decide on this.

Instead of talking big here, you should go to the market.

Perhaps you can still get some of them back.

Divine Lord!

Return them.

I sold all of them.

You don't even have the time

to hide the key.

How can you sell them?

Return them.

Divine Lord.

Do I really need to return the weapons to Shen Li?

Of course.

We'll return it after a while.

Divine Lord.

When you return them, can you tell her I gave her back willingly?

I'm afraid that she might really beat me to death.

You need to be beaten indeed.

However,

you don't deserve to die.

Then, I won't disturb you anymore.

Farewell.

I'm miserable.

I feel so miserable.

What's wrong, Your Highness?

I'm so upset.

That scum, Lord Fu Rong!

That jerk sold my weapons!

- Which one? - All of them!

All of them?

Your Highness, I'll find them for you.

I did that.

I couldn't find them.

That blade was forged for 81 days

at a blacksmith

with a swordsmith

before it was completed.

It has a spiritual aura to it.

We gave it a nice name.

Heaven-slashing Blade.

Good.

There's also the Soul-awakening Whip.

An incredible weapon from a millennium ago.

The handle is made from a ten-thousand-year-old Blood Wood.

It is kneaded

from 99,999 Blood Vines.

The sound of the whip can reach Heaven.

How rare.

Also...

There's also

my Spirit Chakram,

Sky-slashing Axe,

and

Pluto Mace.

I didn't expect Her Highness

to have this hobby.

They are gone.

They are all gone.

They are all gone.

Jerk!

Yes, jerk!

Your Highness, please forgive me.

There's a piece of pork skin.

- Jerk. - Jerk.

Drink, Your Highness.

I'm not drinking.

I'll drink.

Jerk.

(Heaven and Earth Golden Lockbox?)

(I didn't expect the simple Lord Bi Cang)

(to have this divine item.)

(What is inside this?)

(She didn't come and beat me to death.)

(She also didn't complain to the Spiritual Sovereign.)

(I did so many bad things)

(but Shen Li endured it.)

(Has she really taken an interest in me?)

(What about me is she interested in?)

(Has she been charmed by my handsome face?)

(Should I give up?)

(I'm tired.)

(No way.)

(This is about my marriage.)

(I can't give up easily.)

(I need to keep acting badly.)

(To achieve my goal, )

(I'm willing to do anything.)

I don't blame Shen Li.

I am really handsome.

My weapons.

Rou Ya, make some hot water.

- My weapons. - Her Highness will drink it when she's awake.

My weapons.

General Mo Fang, what you did

might not be right.

Why do you say that, Divine Lord?

Men and women are different.

General,

you didn't return with Her Highness for a night.

It's not right.

The Spiritual Clan doesn't care about false customs.

Besides, I fought alongside Her Highness on the battlefield for years.

We protect each other with our lives.

Why do customs come into play

when I'm just carrying her back to her residence?

What you said instead

would cause suspicion among others.

Why didn't I realize

you are someone with a sharp tongue previously, General?

This is about Her Highness' reputation.

You can't make assumptions, Divine Lord.

Now that the Xutian Abyss seals have been replaced,

there's no reason for you to be in the Spiritual Realm anymore.

Shouldn't you return to Sky's Beyond already?

Who told you there was no reason for me to be here?

Divine Lord, you are busy.

The Spiritual Realm and Lord Bi Cang's Residence

aren't places you should be staying for a long time.

Whether it's the Spiritual Realm

or Lord Bi Cang's Residence,

you are still not the person who can call the shots,

General Mo Fang.

I still have a little more authority than you, Divine Lord.

Divine Lord. General Mo Fang.

What are you two discussing?

Nothing much.

We were talking about who should call the shots

at the Three Realms.

Naturally, it's you, Divine Lord.

My weapons.

They are all inside this satchel.

My Glass Hammer.

This satchel is good.

Your Highness, you are awake.

A soup to sober you up.

This Qiankun Satchel

contains all of my weapons.

All your weapons are inside.

Do you think Lord Fu Rong returned everything to you

because he has a change of heart?

It's not him.

Where's Divine Lord Xing Zhi?

He went out.

Where did he go?

He said he would go to the streets to walk around and eat.

Did the Divine Lord really come to the Spiritual Realm to travel?

Oh, Your Highness.

I went to look for the Spiritual Sovereign this morning.

She said you can look for her if you can no longer

stand Lord Fu Rong anymore.

- Who? - The Spiritual Sovereign.

I can deal with Lord Fu Rong's matter on my own.

Don't trouble the Spiritual Sovereign again.

Not even in the future.

All right.

My weapons are all inside.

I am the Heavenly Lord's 33rd Grandson,

Lord Fu Rong.

I am Shen Li's fiancé.

What's wrong with eating and taking something from you?

No one eats and takes things for free in the Spiritual Realm.

- Yes! - Pay up!

- I'm telling you! - Pay up!

All of you! You won't end well

if you dare harm me.

How dare you threaten us.

- Pay up! - Hurry up!

- Pay up! - Hold it.

General Mo Fang.

How much is it? Let me pay for him.

General Mo Fang,

is this jerk really Lord Fu Rong?

He...

How unlucky.

I don't want the money anymore.

- Me neither. - I don't want it anymore.

Wait. They are two different matters.

Split the money with everyone.

I'm sure Her Highness doesn't want this.

Thank you, General Mo Fang.

- Thank you, General. - Sorry for causing trouble.

Thank you.

Why are you pulling me away?

Stop dragging me. What do you want?

I don't need your help.

No one is helping you.

However, your grandfather is the Heavenly Lord.

If you die in the Spiritual Realm,

Her Highness will be blamed.

Nonsense! Are you scolding me?

You are just Shen Li's deputy.

How dare you treat me like this.

A petty trick.

Come.

Let's drink.

You drink too little.

Eat more. Be my guest.

- Don't worry, General. - Eat more.

- Sure. - You are late.

Madam, please take a seat.

Thank you.

Mister, give me two popsicles.

- Give me one. - Sure. Come.

Everyone, drink.

Popsicles!

- Be quick! - Just a moment.

Let me help you.

Divine Lord, you actually like

eating popsicles at a busy place like this.

It's bustling.

Your Highness! Divine Lord!

Come and join us.

No.

Forget it. Let's go.

Did you get it back for me?

It's nothing much.

Fine. I'll buy you these popsicles.

You can eat as many as you want.

I don't like to owe any favors.

Are you trying

to exchange these popsicles with your treasures?

Your Highness,

how is that not owing any favors?

What do you want?

Sit down and have a chat with me.

Your Highness and General Mo Fang

were drinking for one whole night

without even going back to your residence.

I just want you to sit down and chat with me.

Why do you feel so reluctant?

I've wasted my efforts.

I got all your treasures back

but my effort is only worth one spiritual stone.