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TOEI COMPANY

Under the reign of the 11th shogun, Ienari Tokugawa,

the empire was filled with hedonism and debauchery,

and in the Bunka-Bunsei period,

Edo culture reached its most developed stage.

This is Shogun Ienari.

A man of unequalled energy.

Besides his wife, he had 21 mistresses.

54 children were born to him.

His ministers main concern

was what to do with this large number of princes and princesses.

Now they were discussing, day after day,

the marriage of his 34th child, Princess Kiyo.

Tadateru Ogura, lord of Karashima feudal clan,

is suitable for her in respect of both his high birth and character.

But there's a problem with him.

He's still celibate, at 34.

He's reported to be a full-blooded misogynist.

We've already investigated all the other clans across the country.

There's no other bachelor lords.

That's right.

We should send Kiyohime to Tadateru Ogura.

We've had 11 shoguns, and the reign remains stable and firm.

But maintaining a peaceful reign is more difficult than waging a war.

Kiyohime

TOKUGAWA SEX BAN Lustful Lord

Script: Masahiro Kakefuda Norifumi Suzuki

Camera Operator: Toshio Masuda Lighting Technician: Haruo Nakayama

Production Sound Mixer: Ichiro Horiba Art Director: Yoshichika Amemori

Film Editor: Tadao Kanda Music: Ichiro Kanda

Miki Sugimoto

Ruriko Ikejima Yoko Mihara

Ryoko Ema Miwako Onaya

Masataka Naruse Emi Jo

Taiji Tonoyama Fumio Watanabe

Hiroshi Nawa Shingo Yamashiro

Director: Norifumi Suzuki

Fujinami, one does these things in order to become a wife?

YES.

This position looks difficult

- but I'm looking forward to it. - You shouldn't say vulgar things.

Ordinary people do these nasty things.

You'll only have to offer your lower body.

Only my lower body?

He's a country lord.

If he treats you obscenely, you'd better not take him seriously.

My princess,

sex is necessary solely for the purpose of ensuring prosperous posterity.

Fujinami, they say Karashima is on the other side of Hakone?

Yes, beyond Hakone and the sea, in the farthest land of Kyushu.

That's the end of the Earth!

The concoction of blood, sweat and tears,

only men can know its fresh taste.

- My lord. - What?

The 2nd of next month is the anniversary of Nobunaga Oda's death

Right.

He was a true samurai, my model wartime general.

What about your wedding with Kozue?

Kazuma, don't restrain yourself for my sake.

As long as you remain single,

I'd like to serve you as a single man.

You're single-minded.

My lord!

What's the matter, old man?

It's serious.

A shogunate messenger just arrived.

It's been decided Kiyohime will marry into our clan.

Decided?

Yes, it's quite an honour. We should celebrate it with all our clan.

No chance! Refuse it right away!

Refuse? No way! She's a daughter of the shogun.

Whether a daughter of the shogun or the shotgun, she must be dull!

- Why? - She'll be still, with her legs spread.

You idiot!

She's a virgin.

A virgin says neither "No, no!" nor "More, more!"

What are you doing?

She'll never do.

Anyway, once our lord gives it a try,

he'll become passionate about it for sure.

I doubt it. He's famous for his misogyny.

He's wasting his energy. Nothing is as fine as that.

He has a prejudice against it.

He might have a prejudice,

but he'll have to make up his mind,

since it's decided the princess is coming.

Devoting himself to martial arts may be good,

but letting his own sword get rusty is no good.

We should enjoy ourselves.

"Man lives only 50 years."

Compared to the lower world,

this is like a dream or an illusion.

Who are you?

- We'll wash your body. - Keep back!

We were told to, by the administrators.

I'll slash you.

Why do you dislike women so much?

Kiyohime will be here soon.

In March of the 7th year of the Bunsei period,

Kiyohime, daughter of Shogun Ienari, arrived at Karashima Castle.

From her chief attendant down to her maids,

her retinue was 1,300 strong.

Sode, how big is the one that is going to enter my part?

Well, I don't know yet...

You only know dildos so far, don't you?

Dildos?

Something nasty and deformed like these...

will be entering your precious part

Be steady, my princess.

Is Tadateru's thing as large as this?

Our enquires weren't definitive,

but going by secret information from his attendant...

probably as large as this.

What? Isn't that a horse's thing?!

"The three areas of a woman's body" refer to the tip of the nose,

and the mouth, the upper one

the breasts, the middle one, and the vagina, the lower one.

The key point is to attack these three areas together.

To attack a woman, we start from outside,

then advance deeper, through the 'castle gate'.

Now deeply, then shallowly.

When we repeat this 21 times,

she'll feel so good...

Have you yourself obtained mastery of such techniques?

Yes, but after many years of effort.

I don't like that.

I've not excelled at martial arts just in order to flatter a woman.

My lord, conquering a woman's body means conquering Kiyohime,

which means conquering the shogunate.

Now shallowly,

then deeply...

21 times...

21 times...

Enter.

Enter quickly.

What's up?

Do it quickly.

I dislike vulgar things like that.

You can omit needless procedures.

A|| right.

That hurts! Calm down a bit.

How was it?

- Failure! - Failure?

Lamentable.

Did you make sure of the target?

It was so densely covered with weeds I couldn't get a clear view.

- It's over for tonight. - My lord!

- What? - Wait a minute.

In the first place, spread saliva abundantly around it.

Then I'll give you a signal, by beating a drum.

- A drum? - Yes.

When your instrument touches her part,

I'll hit it.

Then push yours into hers firmly!

When I hit the drum for the 2nd time,

pull it out.

Push at the first signal, pull at the second one?

Push at the 3rd one, pull at the 4th one.

- Do it according to the drum. - All right.

Old man,

beat more quickly!

Yes, sir!

They successfully had sexual intercourse.

Check it, please.

It's true.

I'll report this for sure...

to the shogun, his wife and the elder administrators.

Congratulations!

Enough of that!

I hear men are nothing but beasts.

As a lord of the remote countryside,

he may not have known how to treat a woman.

It was like a log.

I feel like something is still caught around here.

My princess, congratulations on your peaceful union.

I don't think the time is right to say such things.

What?

She says it was weak.

One can't experience the real joy of conjugal union overnight.

One can attain it only after many years of effort.

You sound like an expert.

Instead of boasting of yourself, educate your rustic lord.

But she's also responsible...

Shut up!

It's inadmissible to thrust a log into her with such bad manners

Until he apologises, we can't allow him to do it with her again.

How unreasonable to consider him an ill-mannered man.

How conceited!

An outrage, to criticise his sexual techniques,

abusing the shogunate influence!

They'll certainly report this to the shogunate

and it'll be bad for us.

The only solution is to make him so lustful

that he can stop her complaining with his techniques.

Do you have a good idea?

I've called Hakataya here for that purpose.

I'm so happy to see the administrators are well.

Forget the compliments.

Just give us a hand here, Hakataya.

I guess you're talking about the lord.

You can count on me.

If you leave him to me for three days and nights...

You still owe me a lot.

Apologies

When we received the shogunate princess,

we needed a lot of money.

You should ensure the economy recovers quickly...

and reform the politics.

The aphrodisiac from Portugal seems to have started working.

How dare you!

Let me go!

How dare you!

How do you feel, my lord?

- What's become of your mustache? - I don't need it any more.

Today is the third and last day.

A special 'doll' now, for the finishing touches.

- Doll? - Yes.

I had it sent from France.

Offering: French Doll

Who is it?

Kozue?

Where are you going?

My lord has been absent for three days.

I'm looking for him.

- Think of me too sometimes. - I do.

Really? You're always thinking of him.

You're selfish...

In just 10 days you'll become my wife.

It's been a long wait...

but I'll be all the more happy.

You two look happy.

My father is in high spirits, saying he's a matchmaker for the 26th time.

Thank you.

- You're welcome. - Umeno, our lord just returned.

My dear...

sit here.

Get on top of me.

Me, on top of you?

It's the 'woman on top' position, and will make you feel good.

Put your lips on my chest.

Come on.

That's it.

Go down.

Down.

Further down.

Further down.

There.

Grip it.

Suck it.

Suck all around it.

Insolent!

What? You can't even manage a woman's most basic duty?

Try it again!

I've made an effort to be patient.

But you've insulted me worse than a dog today!

I won't take any more!

Damn it!

She's taking advantage of Tokugawa's power.

My lord!

My lord, Miyo will do anything for you.

Tell me what you want.

Your name is Miyo?

My lord.

- My lord. - Miyo.

My lord...

I wish I'd been born a boy.

Even a daughter of the shogunate is just a /aughingstock to men.

I came down here over Hakone and the sea,

only to experience misery.

Miyo, I have something to ask you.

What may that be?

Ordinary people also do this?

Yes, they do.

ReaHy?

How do they do it?

They do it with their instruments, like yours.

What?

You mean they have instruments as splendid as mine?

YES.

They put theirs into things like mine.

What??

Do ordinary women...

also have splendid instruments like yours?

YES.

Come here.

You're the woman I looked up and down.

NOW!

After observing your affair with that stupid lord,

I've got an idea for a new game.

Take off your clothes.

Take them off!

The ideal flesh.

As your missionary father once said,

you're as beautiful as an angel.

But Sandra...

you're not an angel any more.

You're no longer an angel.

You've known the pleasure and the filth of flesh.

You're just a woman.

No...

rather, a female.

By the way,

your father was a big liar.

Your father was a liar.

"Only faith in God and crucifixes can make Heaven attainable"

he would say.

But...

what came after the ideas he'd preached?

Torture.

Hell.

Torture like hell!

Neither crucifixes nor Buddhist prayers can realise a heaven in this world,

but money can.

Money,

only money can. Look...

This room is a heaven.

This room is a paradise.

Paradise!

Why do you look at me like that?

Yes, I've converted from Christianity.

Right.

I'll make you experience this wonderful heaven an ex-Christian has made,

and...

the sinful nature of woman behind the innocent expression you affect.

Mahalia.

Sandra,

do you want me?

I'm going mad.

Please...

Why on Earth has the lord made a foreigner his mistress?

It looks like he's gone mad.

Why do you do nothing about it?

Well, he knew the taste of woman for the first time...

Shut up!

You administrators have forgotten

that Kiyohime is a princess of the shogunate?

No, not at all!

So beautiful!

I've been waiting for you, Sandra.

I didn't know even half the joy other people did.

I'll make up for it.

- My lord! - What?

What do you want? I didn't call you.

Is this nasty behaviour of yours intended to harass my princess?

Silence!

You still call her 'princess'?

She was, before marrying me

Now she's just my wife. Go away!

I won't.

What?

Why do you think I've come down to this end of the Earth?

The end of the Earth?

YES.

A married couple at the end of the Earth is like this?

My lord!

Don't make a fuss!

Don't be stubborn!

- What if the rumour reaches Edo? - I won't care.

Be reasonable!

- I need Sandra! - No, you don't!

Can't you see the noble and beautiful princess?

- She's not a woman. - I'm not?

A woman can please a man, as she can!

You beast...

I'll never see you again!

My princess!

You went too far. Apologise to her, please.

You also call her 'princess'? Do you flatter the shogunate?

My lord, wait, please.

I hear people hold women in the licensed quarters, or keep mistresses.

I shall search the castle.

Shut up!

We're all worried.

- Go to Kiyohime's bedroom, please. - Shut up!

People hold women in the licensed quarters, and even have illicit liaisons.

Why shouldn't their lord be allowed the pleasures they taste?

As the lord,

I forbid you all to have sex between men and women.

My lord!

Shut up! I ban anyone from having sex in all the territory.

The shogunate wouldn't hit upon this kind of decree.

He made this decree part/y because he felt antipathy

towards the central power of the shogunate.

However, it was more because in his mind, intense jealousy

against people indulging in pleasures he didn't know...

was raging.

A person of material power should be likewise also in the sexual sphere.

His single-minded thoughts

reached every corner of the territory as a stern decree by the day's end

You're happy, since you marry in the same month as our lord does.

I'm 34, as old as he.

We're completely alike, right, Kiyo?

But one thing is different.

The princess was a virgin, while this Kiyo is a skilled third-timer.

And she looks like a remarkable person.

What are you saying?

Can you really see me with your little deep-set eyes?

I'll strangle you!

How vulgar!

Have a good time.

I'll play the part of co-sleeper.

Her hairdo is too much...

Watch out!

What's he doing?

Kiyo, come closer.

My lord.

H u rry.

I allow you to be my wife from today on.

Your wife...

But I can't be relaxed, because of that co-sleeper.

Don't worry about a man of such humble birth.

- Come under the bed cover. - My lord.

- No! - I've not done anything yet.

I wonder what sort of noise she'll make?

Go for it!

Stop! A sex ban has been announced.

Decree 175 has been issued.

Stop having sex right away.

Oh, dangerous! Just in time.

Stop it!

A sex ban has been issued.

Tell me, what is a 'ban'? Is it a kind of pan?

A ban's a ban!

It's completely forbidden to have sex.

Absurd!

Why do we get married? What do we live for?

We marry so that we can have sex as we please, don't we?

Let's do it!

- I was just a few centimetres away! - You're lucky.

You'd be executed immediately.

For prevention, we apply a seal.

Open your pants.

Next...

Tomorrow morning we'll check whether it's still there.

If it's been erased, you'll be punished most severely.

It's sad!

Next...

OK.

Good. I've never had a massage like this before.

- My lord. - What?

Bring the special oil for him.

Ispecial'?

I'm satisfied.

I was half-blind, indulging only in the manly world.

Sandra...

this is paradise.

Where does this massage come from?

Holland or Portugal?

It's from Turkey.

Turkey?

- My lord. - What?

Today is the anniversary of Nobunaga Oda's death.

How should we mark the day?

Idiot!

Nobunaga has no importance.

Go away!

- Have some of this. - It's good for your health.

No, I don't want any.

Fujinami, Edo must be full of blossoms by now.

My princess...

I dreamt a dream of Edo last night too.

The cherry blossoms in Kan'eiji temple were beautiful.

I don't want to make you stay in a place like this any longer.

But once a woman gets married...

I know.

I'm no longer a princess.

Fujinami,

is our lord with the foreign woman again tonight?

Our princess is so sad.

It's the fault of that vixen Sandra.

Vixen!

You vixen! You seduced him!

Vixen!

Hurry UP!

Why are you helping me?

You shouldn't stay here.

You'll only become unhappy.

Morita...

Forget everything, this castle and the lord.

I'll accompany you to the border.

- Have you found Sandra? - No.

- Stupid! Search for her quickly. - Yes.

There's no woman superior to her in this world.

Without noticing it,

I've come to this seashore where my father was executed.

Perhaps I'm no longer qualified for serving God.

My heart seeks God,

while my body wants pleasure.

I'm moving away, bit by bit, from God.

I guessed you would be here,

since your Christian father was executed in this very place.

You have no freedom.

You're a handmade doll I created.

A doll needs no mind.

I'll make you incapable of ever escaping from me.

What's wrong with you?

Do you have a nosebleed?

I have an atrocious headache.

I feel like all my blood is surging up to my head.

A strange sensation.

It's only natural - we've had no sex for two months.

I CGHIt COHCGFItFHtE on WOFk.

I'm making errors in my calculations.

What are the administrators up to?

Do they think we can work properly under these conditions?

I can't bear this anymore...

- What's wrong? - I'm bleeding from my nose...

The punishment of law breakers is taking place in the courtyard.

We'll cut off your manhood, so you won't be able to break the decree again.

My dear husband!

Leave for Edo right now and hand this letter to the elder administrators.

YES.

We must report this, so the Karashima clan will be abolished.

Our princess is bereft.

- Understand? - Yes.

Hold it.

We can't let you depart.

Who are you?

I have no known name to tell you.

Give me the message.

I'll keep this.

The lord's sex obsession is troublesome,

but you'd best not report this to Edo.

Countryman! I won't forgive you.

What are you doing? Stop it!

Countryman...

I won't forgive you.

In fact you're glad, right?

You may do that, but no further.

Stop, please... please...

I can stop, but it's got this erect.

Your nipple is hard.

You may go there, but no further...

Stop, please.

A large cobweb covers your part.

You've never used it.

You're gushing like a fountain.

That's called 'the source of the hot spring',

and is the source of a woman's life.

Fertile hot water.

Stop, please.

Can I really stop?

You may go there, but from there onwards...

'From there onwards', you want this?

You may go there, but from there onwards...

From there onwards...

it's the finish.

Disgusting!

So you still indulge your vices?

Father, calm down, think of your blood pressure.

He's right, father-in-law, I want you to live a long time.

Father-in-law?

How do you do? I'm Tsuya, his wife.

'His wife'? She's a daughter of which vassal?

She was well known in Maruyama prostitute quarters in Nagasaki.

I ransomed her, so she's like a mistress.

You fool! Get out!

Don't say that - he's back home after four years.

Was it really four years?

Brother, do you have any good ideas to cure the lord's problem?

He expelled me for being a woman chaser, now he's become one

But, you can't call woman chasing a disease.

It often happens with men.

You interpret things to suit yourself.

Umeno, you'd better study the field.

I'm willing to give you lessons if you like.

You're wicked...

But the clan got into a mess due to that 'nasty' thing.

You should train the princess.

But Fujinami stays by her

If she complains, remind her she had a good time last night.

You're having an affair again!

I knew it!

Don't get so upset.

I do it all for the sake of the clan.

A Naniwa stage show is resident in the castle town now.

Take the princess there.

A woman in bloom is a problem.

Her woman-in-bloom skin...

was caressed ardently, and caught fire.

After all the 48 positions,

it's finally time for him to treat her most roughly.

She no longer knows whether it's a dream or reality.

Even a noble lady is a woman.

How lustful you are!

So wicked.

Like this?

Yoshitsune, it's as if a burning rod was running wildly.

How is this?

Oh, I can't stand it anymore.

- Like this? - Just there.

Again... Do it again...

Yoshitsune,

I'm going mad.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Umeno, what does 'coming' mean?

How is she coming?

Well, I hear all women say that when they climax.

Do you also say it?

Well, I don't yet...

'Coming' is a really funny expression.

Don't be afraid.

You'll be...

fond of this one day.

Grip this.

Grip this, quickly.

KOZUG...

Come here.

Caress me.

Kozue, do you refuse to do what I tell you?

Forgive me.

Forgiven or not, do as I tell you.

I can't do that.

You won't do what I tell you to?

Come here.

Touch it some more.

Move it faster.

Like that... Deepen

Kozue, you suddenly got very skilful.

Are you satisfied without a real one?

Once you've known it, you can no longer forget it.

You're insolent. We're in the castle.

- Go away. - Must I really go away?

No. Don't stop!

I allow you just this one time...

'Allow'?

I'm happy to be allowed...

How's this?

How's this?

Good?

I'll die.

I'll die.

I'll die.

Umeno, she's saying she'll die.

- I must save her! - My princess, don't worry.

Any woman says that at climax.

Die?

Where did she learn that?

Without learning, a woman's body makes her say it in spite of herself.

You'll also say it in that way some day.

Damn it! He doesn't need to go that far.

You, enough of this!

You promised me not to use the 'five spot' method with others.

I only used the 'three spot' method.

I patiently do everything for the c|an's sake, out of loyalty.

- What are you saying? - Stop!

You may be fed up with your service in the castle, once you've tasted this.

I learned a lot from your "I'|| die".

Fujinami, I won't blame you.

But I'll take care of our princess.

You should agree.

Have a good look.

You can see something like an opened chestnut burr?

Sure, it looks that way.

But it's not a chestnut burr,

but a nest of the bird called 'the clitoris'.

'A nest of the bird called the clitoris'?

That's right.

It's made like a chestnut burr.

And in it, chicks wait for food.

- I can't see any chicks. - Wait a moment.

They need food to put their heads outside.

My princess, how do you feel?

The chicks are asking for food like this.

I start to experience a strange sensation.

Do women say "I'|| die" this way?

No, not yet...

When the chicks can't breathe, with their mouths full of food,

they let out this phrase.

My |ord...

What's the matter?

A vassal broke the ban.

What? Who would dare do this?

Morita, you also broke the ban?!

Yes. It's the way true humans should behave.

We're punishing you with our deaths.

My lord, come to your senses.

Since he's served you as an attendant for many years, please allow him

to commit hara-kiri in the proper manner.

I'm ready for it.

We can only marry formally in this world,

but in the other world we...

My lord,

understand my thoughts,

please.

A|| right.

I'll allow your wish.

I order Kozue to commit hara-kiri.

You'll act as second for your beloved woman.

A woman has never committed hara-kiri.

Please allow me to do it.

You'll survive...

as my attendant.

My lord...

Morita,

I was...

I was...

happy

because“.

I slept with you...

even if only once.

Morita...

Make the final cut.

Make the final cut.

Quickly. __

No to the ban!

Close the gates quickly!

Let us have sex!

- No to the ban! - Repeal the ban!

Repeal decree 175!

Let us have sex!

Down with the ban!

- What are the red flags? - Women's underwear.

Underwear? Dangerous... Very dangerous.

Calm down!

We're only doing our duty!

- We also want to have sex. - Eh?

I misspoke.

Calm down!

The people are unusually upset.

We have no choice but to persuade him to revoke the ban.

That won't work.

He has never agreed with the advice of the administrators.

I've never before heard of a sex ban being issued.

It's best to be tolerant of sex, in order to soothe the people.

As we've deviated from that path, we must take measures to mitigate it.

I've also been thinking about what measures to take.

Firstly, I propose bringing a large number of charming boys from Edo.

Secondly, providing the people with animals called 'pigs' as toys.

Pigs?

According to Hakataya,

the sex organ of this animal is quite similar to that of a woman.

We couldn't put down the rioters with such a measure.

How about giving them one day of freedom as an emergency measure?

But they'll be incapable of controlling themselves afterwards.

Perhaps I'm also responsible for the confusion in the castle town.

Umeno, I heard Sandra had gone back to Hakata.

Let me see her.

I want to know how that foreigner won the heart of my lord.

I want to know why he's so attached to you?

Sandra, what is most important in sex?

Tell me.

It's the heart.

The heart?

With a heart that loves, we can do anything.

Anything?

Love between a man and a woman is the most beautiful thing in this world.

The most beautiful thing in this world...

Sandra, I thank you.

I was silly.

PFiHCESS...

How sad...

I'm alone...

No, you aren't.

I'm with you...

I'll cry the day you say goodbye to me.

All right, I agree never to shed tears down my cheeks.

"Goodbye.

"I love you.

"The end of transient love.

"Swaying kisses in swaying summer.

"You are everything to me.

"Goodbye.

"I love you.

"Tears come into my eyes,

"since I 'm a woman.

"I don 't want to say sad words.

"The commencement of the parting that comes some day.

"I love you. I love you"

I love you..."

Look at it.

Look well, with your eyes wide open.

- Look! - Stop!

You can soil me, but never my God.

Stop projecting His image!

Do you want me to stop?

You can bear being soiled yourself, but not your God being profaned?

Such a naive belief.

Sandra...

who is your master?

Who is your master?

YOU

Correct.

You're right...

I'm your master.

Not Zeus,

but me.

Step on it.

Step on it.

I can't.

NO,

I can't.

No?

You haven't yet become my slave entirely?

I'll make you step on it.

Catch Sandra! Kill her!

Sandra!

Let go of me!

- Let me die! - Sandra!

Listen to me.

Give me your life.

My life?

I don't expect to live long, either.

We should shame the lord with our deaths.

Sandra...

Do you hold me...

for the lord?

My life is yours.

Hold me...

for yourself.

For me, too.

Sandra...

For the first time I know what true love is

I love you, I love you...

I held you for myself.

For myself.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

How dare you!

Bastard!

You had an affair with my mistress.

Never forget this behaviour of mine!

No one has the right to issue a sex ban,

- not even the shogunate - Silence!

Save Sandra, please.

Farewell!

My lord...

My lord, don't execute Sandra.

What...?

Execute Sandra?

Nakamura!

Who ordered Sandra's execution?

All who break the ban get punished.

The law is already working, independent of you.

It applies even to the person you favor most.

My lord...

decree 175 works.

The sex ban is over!

Decree 175 is cancelled!

Decree 175 is cancelled!

The sex ban is lifted!

Kiyo, let's celebrate! We're free to have sex!

I'm not a princess from Tokugawa,

but the wife of Tadateru Ogura.

I'm a woman, with warm blood flowing in me.

You spoke well.

You and I are a pistil and a stamen,

and everything develops from that.

My dear..

That's good

Don't stop it.

Give more food to the chicks in the nest of the clitoris bird!

The chicks...

the chicks are leaving the nest.

This is an Eden.

My love...

you've responded well to my wish.

I'm dying.

I'm...

- I'll die too. - I'm dying.

I'll die.

Release me! Release me...!

- Release me! - No, I won't.

- I'll die. - I die...

In December of the 7th year of the Bunsei period,

Tadateru Ogura died...

a sudden death during sexual intercourse.

The next year, 2,467 babies were born in the castle town,

8 times more than the average number, says an old book.

All is well with the world.

"No one is allowed to govern or control sex: the source of all life,

"even if in the name of God."

The End