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Let's take one for the ladies.

Holy shit.

Those are fucking hot.

See that?

Need my glasses.

You got that separation?

Yeah, man.

Got that separation.

Bro,

they messaged us now. They want to meet up.

I mean, they like it being conjoined.

Yeah, we're going to have to.

I guess we'll have to fake it out.

One day.

They are hot as fuck, they are.

Call them up. Let's get ready.

Actually, no, they're coming over here with them now.

Let's get ready.

Well, hello there.

How are you doing?

We're doing wonderful.

Can I come in?

Yes, you're welcome to.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, you're so handsome.

You don't look lovely.

Oh, thank you.

We were excited to meet you boys.

Shall we go in? Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, we got some dinner, didn't we, y 'all?

Y 'all woke up early, though.

Oh, sorry.

We were just so eager.

Yeah, a little early.

Was that why you didn't bring a drink? We would love a drink.

Awesome.

Well, we're going to get y 'all a drink.

Oh, thank you.

going so far? Amazing, now that we're here.

Yeah, and you have such a nice place.

It is, it's amazing.

We've got a lot of work to play.

Beautiful.

One glass and two glasses, there we go.

Oh,

I would love to have ice, please.

You want crust or cube?

Doesn't matter.

I'll do crust.

There we go. I'll do crust.

Oh,

there you go.

Okay.

Here, I'll get it for you. There we go.

Eyes up in there.

Sorry, I can't keep my eyes off you. You look fantastic.

Yes, you look amazingly pretty.

Here we go.

Pop it up.

Try not to give him a drink because I'm not a drinker. Oh, okay. Oh my

goodness. That is quite difficult.

Thank you so much. Well, thank you.

Would you like to sit down? I would love to.

There you go.

Oh, thank you.

Get a little closer.

Well, cheers to the new friend.

Cheers. Oh,

what do you ladies do for work?

Yeah. You make a good trip.

I think that was the answer.

What do you do for work? I'm a teacher.

Awesome. What do you teach?

I teach art.

So we teach the kids not to be.

You can probably draw them. Wouldn't that be funny?

So you guys have to do everything together.

Unfortunately, yeah. What if you guys disagree?

Like, what if one of them is not tired and doesn't want to go to bed?

Or what if, like, somebody wants to watch, like, sports and the other one

to watch the news?

Well, you know, of course, we just threw a little cell phones, but if we don't

disagree, if we disagree, we just ram each other's heads into the walls or

something. Oh, my goodness. I mean, I thought you guys would, like, flip a

or, like, I don't know.

We're flipping coins.

Rock, paper, scissors, and whoever wins.

You guys just go right to it and just ram each other's heads into the wall.

Wow.

That's a little frustrating, Megan Jones.

I can imagine.

So very frustrating.

Y 'all see our bathroom moments. It's pretty crazy. Your what? Our bathroom

moments. You know, it's pretty crazy. I have to pull up a chair.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

So, who is better at arm wrestling?

I am.

You are?

Oh, okay. Mr. Strong over there.

Arm wrestling.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, I like that. How long have you been an exotic dancer?

for a long time, like 12 years.

What about you? How long have you been an art teacher?

Like five years now.

I really love it.

I love being an extrovert. I think I'm really good at working the pole, too.

I've never had a lap dance before.

What?

You've never had a lap dance?

Same with me. I mean, every time we go, he always has some money in his pocket

and not mine, so I can't do it.

I would love.

To give two Siamese twins a lap dance.

I think you guys are getting a piece for one.

But, like, you can't help it.

I mean, you're attached.

So, like, what would I do? I mean, I could charge double.

Yeah, I could do that.

But, I mean, you guys are hot.

So, yeah, I don't want your money.

I know you're a teacher, but have you ever gave any dances before now? Oh, no.

She's a good one.

She's, like, totally, like, innocent.

Stuff like that.

I have an idea.

Can we go to your bedroom and I can give you guys a laugh?

I'm down.

Are you?

You want to watch?

Oh, come on.

Stop. You've never seen me dance. You've been friends forever and you've never

seen me dance. Okay.

Okay. All right. Come on. Let's go.

I'm kind of nervous.

Nervous?

What are you nervous about?

I love dance.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, I will be very nice.

Oh, you don't seem nervous.

You seem eager beaver.

Let me give the other brother some love.

Oh, man.

No dollar bills?

No, it's okay.

Might as well get out of this chest, get a little comfy.

I can give you a proper dance.

Oh,

that's right, you can't touch it. There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you like that heartbeat. Oh, yeah.

You can smack it. You can reach it.

Here,

I can't see why. Oh, yeah.

Let me see. So, I

think...

Let's see what you work with.

I took my top off. There you go.

You need to get naked too.

Yeah, we'll see.

Nice.

Ooh. Wow.

Yeah. That's the best I've ever seen.

Ooh.

Fair enough. Double trouble right here.

See? Okay, so now we're both naked. I'm crazy naked.

All right.

We're going to go back here and brush it up a little bit. No,

you're fine.

No, no, no.

We're going to go put on a different.

No, no, no. I think you look fine.

Let's help you down a bit.

No, stop.

We just really liked you ladies.

No, we really were. We were slightly twins.

But, you know, we had this operation done and I just didn't, we didn't know

to say.

You could have told us.

Yeah, we would have understood.

I'm sorry.

We really liked you guys.

Well, I know we could have ruined it, so if you wanted to, we could have just

gone out of the car and walked you out.

Well, I mean, you guys are in love.

I don't know. I'm a little hot and bothered.

Us too.

Us too. I mean, that thing was pretty hot. I'm just going to say that.

I'm already colder than that. Oh.

Colder than that? You haven't even had me yet.

He's a little more aggressive than I am.

I didn't see that.

I didn't see that.

Did that dance do something to you? Come

here.

Baker.

Show me what you got in there.

Something nice. Whoa, she's coming out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Wow.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Just like that.

So wait a minute.

If you both were Siamese twins, oh my gosh, your dicks are like the same size.

Oh my God, I love it.

Oh, I love it so much.

You like that cat?

Oh, yeah.

That's messy.

I love to miss you, it's nice to sit here

Gosh, it feels so good.

I'll show you.

Oh, fuck.

I just think you guys are used to this, you know.

Uh -huh. Did you guys work at that?

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Oh, man. Take these panties down.

Yes.

Yes.

Ken, why don't you get out of your clothes and go?

This is the first room.

What?

Oh, yeah.

I know she takes it to be pristine.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on.

Yeah,

just like that.

I love you. I love

you.

Oh!

Yeah.

I want that cough right back in my mouth.

That's hot.

That's the right.

That's what I'm talking about, brother.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah,

that's so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

I think she's so good.

You got goosebumps.

You got children.

I like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

I think we should all fuck together and doggie.

Booty to booty. Should we do a booty tap?

We're going to be nice and touchy.

Thank you.

Really? No, but that's behind me.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you, you,

you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

you, you, you,

you, you, you,

you,

That's gonna be nice and fucking deep. Just like that. Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck yeah.

See it.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, fuck yeah. I love it. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yeah. Uh -huh. I feel it. Yeah.

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah.

You boys are fun!