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Oh, you have so many cute ornaments.
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[GASPS] Aw!
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Georgia's footprint
from her first Christmas.
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Yeah. Oh, and Carter's.
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Mom, you don't get it.
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If Lily agrees to go to
the winter prom with me,
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I think she'll be my girlfriend.
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Not that I want to put a label on it.
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I so want to put a label on it.
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I'm just saying, she'd
be lucky however you ask.
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Don't overthink it.
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Mom, this is a promposal.
People go all out these days.
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Why are you still talking
about this? We have a plan.
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Wait. You asked your grandfather
for help instead of me?
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This is important. It's his first dance.
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Well, technically, you were at my prom.
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- No offense, but Pops got Eve.
- Kid's got a point, right?
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It's true. How did you get me?
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I got mad game, girl.
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It's true. His game is being mad.
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Look, you like the movie Grease?
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I got this '46 convertible
just like Travolta drove.
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It could be great, guys.
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I don't know, Pops, I wanted to
do something more Christmas themed.
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And your idea doesn't feel very me.
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Of course it doesn't.
Because my idea is awesome.
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Yeah, I don't see Carter dancing.
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But you know what, he could learn.
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If only we knew a dance instructor
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that had a dance studio near my shop.
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Wait a minute. Who am I dating?
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- She sounds amazing.
- [MATT] Mm-hm.
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Oh, what? It's me.
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I would love to teach
Carter some dance moves.
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I love you, Carter, but I'm not sure
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if you're ready for dancing.
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You're still struggling with the bike.
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Hey, once you get this engine going,
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it can't stop!
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Okay, that could work if Lily was blind.
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[ROCK THEME PLAYING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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One Yule Log Latte and
one Lump of Cold Brew.
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It's just a cold brew,
but sales are up 30%.
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Thanks for being born, Baby Jesus.
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Aw, thank you. But
why didn't you tell us
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it was ugly Christmas sweater day.
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- What?
- Mm. This is good.
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Hey, I'm freaking out because
my mom's coming to town.
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Molly? Oh, I love her.
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Every Christmas, she
bring me a nutcracker.
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So sweet, so terrifying.
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Why are you looking at me, Nutcracker?
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Last time she came through Vegas,
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we got thrown out of a pool party.
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Hm. By that I mean, we got drunk
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and escorted out of
the Bellagio fountain.
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Oh.
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Amelie wants to meet her,
so we're all having dinner.
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Oh, boy. Girlfriend meeting the mom.
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That's a big step.
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Oh, and it can go bad.
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Like when I was dating
the girlfriend and the mom.
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Pssh.
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If it was just us and my mom,
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it'd be four friends, you know,
hanging out, sharing guacamole,
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seeing who's abusing
the dip-to-chip ratio.
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Oh, I know that's a shot at
me, but I refuse to change.
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Hey. How about you guys come to dinner?
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Ooh. Um, here's the thing.
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I don't know when or where
it is, but I know I'm busy.
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I didn't want to have to do this,
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but here come the puppy dog eyes.
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Ugh!
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Damn it! We'll go.
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Works every time. You
adorable son of a bitch!
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♪♪
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I can't believe you buy Christmas
gifts for all of your employees.
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I love giving Christmas gifts.
I am Santa Claus, you know.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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I think Santa left a
little early gift for Eve.
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Aw!
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Wait. Is it lingerie?
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That would actually be a gift for me.
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What? [GASPS]
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Is that us?
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That's us in the alley
where we first met.
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Aw!
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Is that little Matt yelling
at me to turn the music down?
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Yes, and there's little
Eve ignoring me as usual.
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- I love it. Thank you.
- Thanks.
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Grandpa, Christmas is expensive.
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All right.
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With family gifts and Secret Santa,
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and with most of my money tied
up in black market Labubus.
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What would you say to giving
me an advance on my inheritance?
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Hmm? No.
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Go ask your mom.
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I can't, she's poor.
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Okay. I'm taking her present
back and giving her cash.
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Riley, too.
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Um, listen, for this
promposal for Carter,
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I want to make sure that Lily says yes.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So how about this?
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We cast somebody else as Carter.
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You know Usher, right?
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Okay, my mom should be here any minute.
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I'm actually kind of nervous.
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Don't worry, moms love me.
Although I am better with dads.
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[PHONE CHIMES]
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- Aw, Stitch isn't coming.
- What?
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He's sick. He also said if we see
any photos of him at the Lakers game,
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they're definitely from last week.
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I should go.
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- Yeah.
- No.
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I already told my mom
that Riley's coming.
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If she's not here, it's gonna
throw the whole dinner off.
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Okay, fine. But quick, one course.
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No apps, no dessert. Oh,
they have a seafood tower!
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I'm sorry, ma'am, but you
gotta pay a corkage fee.
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A corkage fee? This is a screw top.
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And there's my mom.
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♪♪
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Cruises are great.
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Unlimited food, unlimited drinks,
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unlimited comedy magicians
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who aren't funny but are very creepy.
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I only slept with one.
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Okay. I'm your son.
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These salads are taking forever.
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We ordered them, like, two minutes ago.
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So Gabe tells me that you're a dancer.
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I assume that means stripper.
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Oh. No, I'm trained in
ballet and contemporary.
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I got started because
my mom was a singer
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and I liked dancing while she sang.
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Aw. My mom was a bitch.
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To Nana.
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Being a single mom was tough.
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Riley, you know what I'm talking about.
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Yeah. The divorce hasn't been easy.
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You know, I never liked Jimmy.
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Always bummed a cigarette,
never had one to give.
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But you know who really
didn't like him? This one.
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Always talked about how you
deserved better all the time.
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Um, so, has Gabe always
been this into cars?
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Any chance he'll grow out of it?
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Oh, honey.
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Once Gabe loves something, it's forever.
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He still won't let me throw away
that "Playboy" with Pam Anderson.
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You know what? No more wine for me.
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Eh, a little bit more.
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[SIGHS] He loved that
issue for the "articles."
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You know what? No more wine for me, too.
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Wow, Riley. So glad I got to
be here while you two caught up.
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[GABE] Nah, we just go way back.
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You know, I was best
friends with her brother.
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I used to tease here, give her noogies,
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steal her clothes when she
was changing for the pool.
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You know what? No more wine for anybody.
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Her mom and I always thought
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that these two were
gonna end up together.
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Gabe likes girls with a
little more... [CHUCKLES]
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You know?
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Really?
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You know what? More wine for me.
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So, did you know your mom
wanted you to be with Riley?
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Is that why you invited Riley?
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I invited Riley to be, like,
kind of a buffer and pump you up.
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Oh, I didn't know that I needed
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to be pumped up because
I'm so unlikable.
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Oh, boy.
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So glad I decided to split
the ride to save eight bucks.
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If one of us had to get
out of this car right now,
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who would you pick?
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Me, into oncoming traffic.
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Riley and I are just friends, right?
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Yeah. Of course! Just
friends. Barely that.
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I don't even follow him on Instagram.
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- You never followed me back?
- Not the time.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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You have your little
inside jokes. You like her.
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I have sensed it the entire
time that we've been going out.
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Of course, I like her. She's my friend.
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Okay, well, maybe she shouldn't be.
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No. That's ridiculous.
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I'm done talking about this.
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Okay, I'm done thinking about this.
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Honestly, I'm done with you.
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You're breaking up with me?
Can we at least talk about this?
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There's nothing to talk about.
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Oh, boy.
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Ho, ho, hold the work.
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Oh, look who comes bearing
gifts. Look at this.
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Oh, no. [LAUGHS] Oh,
come on. It's right here.
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Tell me it's not a pink slip.
I can't take any more bad news.
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Amelie broke up with me.
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I'm just... I'm glad I have
friends that care about me.
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Are you happy with your bonus?
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- Thank you, Boss.
- Hear that?
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Yeah, this is so generous
of you. But you know what?
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I'm gonna take a picture and deposit it
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before you come to your senses.
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Oh, damn it. I just sent the bank
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a picture of my girlfriend's butt.
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- Matt Parker.
- Hey. Hey, Molly.
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- It's been too long.
- Yeah.
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I'm so sorry that I
wasn't at Diane's funeral.
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She was a great lady.
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Hey, I appreciate that. Thanks.
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And just because she's gone doesn't mean
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this is gonna happen. So...
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Well, I appreciate that even more.
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All right.
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I'll let you continue stealing
all the presents from Whoville.
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Good to see you.
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There's my favorite mother
from another brother.
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Stitch, I can't believe you
blew off dinner for the Lakers.
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And what's worse, you didn't invite me.
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But don't think that I forgot.
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Uh, you shouldn't have.
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Thank... Oh, Lord, this thing
is staring me right in my soul.
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- How's my baby holding up?
- Not great.
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I tried to apologize, but
Amelie won't talk to me.
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There's a sign on her door that
says, "Deliveries go around back.
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Gabe, go to hell."
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I'm so sorry. She's a great girl.
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She'll come to her senses.
Time heals all wounds.
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And if it doesn't,
Whiskey disinfects 'em.
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♪♪
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All right. Hand me the
Willie Nelson ornament.
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What? This is Santa.
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Why is he holding a joint?
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That's his naughty and nice list.
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Oh. I've been confused
about that for 20 years.
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So this elf isn't Danny DeVito?
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Ah, my brokenhearted bro.
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- Hey.
- Bring it in here, right here.
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Oh.
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- I'm actually okay.
- No, no, it's all right.
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It's all right. I heard
about you and Amelie.
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I can relate.
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Actually, I can't. I'm in a
healthy and committed relationship.
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But hang in there. It gets better.
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Again, I wouldn't know.
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- Can you let go now?
- Oh, yeah.
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The question is, can you?
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Okay. All right.
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00:11:34,883 --> 00:11:36,258
- Have fun with Lily.
- All right. Sorry.
250
00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:37,801
Thanks, Mom. All right. See you guys.
251
00:11:37,802 --> 00:11:39,429
Love you.
252
00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:43,766
Seriously, how are you holding up?
253
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,268
I'm okay. Thanks for inviting me over.
254
00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:47,811
Oh, are you kidding?
255
00:11:47,812 --> 00:11:50,147
Friends don't let friends
be alone after a breakup.
256
00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:51,775
That's how you end up with bangs.
257
00:11:53,276 --> 00:11:57,696
Why are relationships so hard?
I mean, look at you and me.
258
00:11:57,697 --> 00:11:59,114
It's just so easy.
259
00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:02,034
Yeah, because we don't
complicate it with feelings
260
00:12:02,035 --> 00:12:03,828
and sex and all that other crap.
261
00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:08,457
Exactly. Can you believe
what my mom said about
262
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:11,002
you and me ending up
together? That's crazy.
263
00:12:12,545 --> 00:12:14,004
Right?
264
00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:16,006
Yeah, that's crazy.
265
00:12:16,007 --> 00:12:18,718
I mean, like you said,
we're just friends, right?
266
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,553
Yeah.
267
00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:23,263
- Ugh! Wait.
- Wait, hold on.
268
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,640
- Let me help you.
- [GROANS] Thanks.
269
00:12:24,641 --> 00:12:26,184
Can you hand me another candy cane?
270
00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:33,190
[DOORBELL RINGS]
271
00:12:33,191 --> 00:12:34,191
Mmm!
272
00:12:38,238 --> 00:12:40,531
Christ...
273
00:12:40,532 --> 00:12:42,491
[SINGING] ♪ Is born ♪
274
00:12:42,492 --> 00:12:44,243
♪ In Bethlehem ♪
275
00:12:44,244 --> 00:12:46,245
Mom, Amelie? What are
you guys doing here?
276
00:12:46,246 --> 00:12:47,496
Eh, not that there's
any reason you shouldn't.
277
00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:48,872
We're just decorating.
278
00:12:48,873 --> 00:12:50,541
Oh, forgot the tinsel in the basement.
279
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:51,918
You don't have a basement.
280
00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:55,171
Thank you, Gabe, what
a helpful reminder.
281
00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:59,341
I felt bad that I caused this mess,
282
00:12:59,342 --> 00:13:01,593
so I went and talked to Amelie.
283
00:13:01,594 --> 00:13:03,637
[AMELIE] No, I freaked out last night.
284
00:13:03,638 --> 00:13:05,639
I think I was jealous
of how close you are.
285
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,307
So when Molly said she thought
286
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,685
that you'd wind up together, I lost it.
287
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:12,354
That's on me. I mean,
288
00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:15,024
you guys do have a special connection.
289
00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:18,485
But if they were gonna
do the old mattress mambo,
290
00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:20,196
they would have did it already.
291
00:13:23,074 --> 00:13:26,201
I'm sorry, babe. I know
that I'm not perfect,
292
00:13:26,202 --> 00:13:30,039
and I know that I can act
kind of crazy sometimes.
293
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,250
But I miss you.
294
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:36,880
Can we just get past this
and be like how we were?
295
00:13:38,465 --> 00:13:39,883
Of course.
296
00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:46,096
Yes! See what I did?
297
00:13:46,097 --> 00:13:49,641
Merry Christmas. I got
you your girlfriend back.
298
00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:52,561
Now you can stop complaining
about the Chewbacca
299
00:13:52,562 --> 00:13:54,314
I didn't buy you when you were eight.
300
00:13:55,732 --> 00:13:57,900
Yay! It's a Christmas miracle.
301
00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:59,360
I'm gonna go dig a basement.
302
00:14:00,153 --> 00:14:02,197
♪♪
303
00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:05,574
Whoa! Standing all by himself
304
00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:07,076
in an alley dressed in camouflage.
305
00:14:07,077 --> 00:14:09,079
Too bad it's not working.
I can still see him.
306
00:14:09,621 --> 00:14:11,497
Hey, Carter. I got your text.
307
00:14:11,498 --> 00:14:12,790
Is everything okay?
308
00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,625
I need to ask you something.
309
00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:15,793
Would you stop talking,
310
00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:17,169
or you are going to miss
what people are calling
311
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:19,546
the greatest promposal of all time.
312
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,174
I'm people.
313
00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:24,385
["SLEIGH RIDE" PLAYS]
314
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,974
Whoa! This is crazy.
315
00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:32,935
How did you ask a girl to winter prom?
316
00:14:32,936 --> 00:14:35,187
Oh, man. I had a sign-up
sheet on my locker.
317
00:14:35,188 --> 00:14:37,023
I got six girls and one teacher.
318
00:14:38,775 --> 00:14:40,901
It was the '90s, Riley.
319
00:14:40,902 --> 00:14:42,236
So what do you think?
320
00:14:42,237 --> 00:14:44,321
I love it, the convertible looks great!
321
00:14:44,322 --> 00:14:46,533
Hey, Santa, you can't eat in the car!
322
00:14:48,117 --> 00:14:51,286
What is happening? Why is Santa here?
323
00:14:51,287 --> 00:14:53,872
I called in a few favors.
324
00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:56,583
Unless you don't like him,
then it's back to the North Pole
325
00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:58,794
and the Sherman Oaks Galleria.
326
00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:02,006
["SLEIGH RIDE" CONTINUES]
327
00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:13,600
♪ Just hear those
sleigh bells jingling ♪
328
00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:15,269
♪ Ring tingle a-tingling too ♪
329
00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:16,895
♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
330
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:18,605
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
331
00:15:18,606 --> 00:15:20,357
♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
332
00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:22,067
♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
333
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:23,902
♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪
334
00:15:23,903 --> 00:15:25,904
♪ And friends are calling you ♪
335
00:15:25,905 --> 00:15:27,364
♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
336
00:15:27,365 --> 00:15:29,283
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
337
00:15:29,284 --> 00:15:31,243
♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
338
00:15:31,244 --> 00:15:33,161
♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
339
00:15:33,162 --> 00:15:35,706
♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
340
00:15:35,707 --> 00:15:37,500
♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
341
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:40,712
♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
342
00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:47,175
♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy ♪
343
00:15:47,176 --> 00:15:49,011
♪ And comfy and cozy are we ♪
344
00:15:49,012 --> 00:15:50,679
♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
345
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,389
♪ We're snuggled up together ♪
346
00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:54,099
♪ Like birds of a feather would be ♪
347
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,392
♪ Ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding ♪
348
00:15:55,393 --> 00:15:57,394
♪ Let's take a stroll before us ♪
349
00:15:57,395 --> 00:15:59,396
♪ And sing a chorus or two ♪
350
00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,481
♪ Ring-a-ling-a Ding-dong-ding ♪
351
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,150
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
352
00:16:03,151 --> 00:16:04,610
♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
353
00:16:04,611 --> 00:16:06,278
Ya boi!
354
00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:08,363
Ho, ho, ho!
355
00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:12,701
Lily Martinez, seems you've
been very good this year.
356
00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:15,913
But before Santa can
put you on his nice list,
357
00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:17,790
Carter has one question for you.
358
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:22,085
Lily, will you go to
the winter prom with me?
359
00:16:22,086 --> 00:16:23,921
Yes!
360
00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:27,507
[ALL CHEERING]
361
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:31,011
Ah! My little boy is going to prom.
362
00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:33,765
I need a tissue. I got
something in my eye.
363
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:37,310
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
364
00:16:39,687 --> 00:16:41,480
[MATT] Look how happy that kid is.
365
00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:43,065
He couldn't have done this without you.
366
00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:44,232
I love you.
367
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,152
♪♪
368
00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:51,198
[MATT] Hey, Eve.
369
00:16:51,199 --> 00:16:53,742
I want to thank you for what
you did for Carter today.
370
00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,744
It was amazing and he loved it.
371
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:57,913
Yeah. I wanted to tell
you I like your jacket.
372
00:16:57,914 --> 00:16:59,039
Oh.
373
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,750
Or should I say, "I love it"?
374
00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:03,669
Okay. I want to talk about that.
375
00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:04,836
It's okay. We don't have to.
376
00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:06,712
Men get caught up in the
moment and they say it.
377
00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:08,840
I've had men tell me
they love me after sex
378
00:17:08,841 --> 00:17:10,800
or after the Dodgers
won the World Series.
379
00:17:10,801 --> 00:17:12,261
Once, both at the same time.
380
00:17:13,221 --> 00:17:16,266
Okay. Sometimes you want to
make this an inner dialog.
381
00:17:17,058 --> 00:17:18,809
Um...
382
00:17:19,727 --> 00:17:21,937
sometimes I describe love,
383
00:17:21,938 --> 00:17:24,106
like a color wheel in my design work.
384
00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:26,191
You know, there's all
different shades of it.
385
00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:30,195
I love cars, I love my
work, I love my family.
386
00:17:30,196 --> 00:17:32,865
But this color is different.
It's deeper. It's...
387
00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,492
It's not like I want to start a family
388
00:17:35,493 --> 00:17:36,827
or even meet your parents.
389
00:17:36,828 --> 00:17:38,495
Oh, my parents would not like you.
390
00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:40,039
You are way too liberal.
391
00:17:41,624 --> 00:17:45,127
I've never met anyone like you.
392
00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:49,339
You're generous, kind, powerful,
393
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:51,259
sometimes very funny.
394
00:17:52,677 --> 00:17:54,052
And you look good in sweatpants,
395
00:17:54,053 --> 00:17:57,055
where most people just look unemployed.
396
00:17:57,056 --> 00:18:01,477
Wow. Well, you are unlike
any man I have ever met.
397
00:18:03,021 --> 00:18:04,813
You put up this gruff exterior,
398
00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:07,149
but you're loyal and caring
399
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,109
and incredibly sweet.
400
00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:11,486
- Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
- So sweet.
401
00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:13,488
Don't worry. It'll be our little secret.
402
00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,116
What I'm saying is, um...
403
00:18:16,576 --> 00:18:18,952
I don't want to take back what I said.
404
00:18:18,953 --> 00:18:20,788
- Matt, I need to tell you something.
- Let me just say it.
405
00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:23,124
I love you, Eve.
406
00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:27,295
I'm going to Korea for five months.
407
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:32,007
We start in Korea, then Europe.
408
00:18:32,008 --> 00:18:34,927
It's a K-pop tour with BTS and TXT.
409
00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:38,264
K-pop tour. Did they get
their names from an eye chart?
410
00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:40,724
I'm sorry to spring it on you like this.
411
00:18:40,725 --> 00:18:42,768
I just found out this morning
and I was hoping to tell you
412
00:18:42,769 --> 00:18:44,603
when you were all giddy with
your new meat thermometer.
413
00:18:44,604 --> 00:18:45,812
By the way, for Christmas,
414
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:47,981
I got you a new meat thermometer.
415
00:18:47,982 --> 00:18:51,443
I'm happy for you. And I'm
happy about a meat thermometer.
416
00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:54,196
And I'll be back here
and there, you know,
417
00:18:54,197 --> 00:18:55,907
and you can come visit me in Korea.
418
00:18:57,116 --> 00:18:58,743
Europe?
419
00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:01,870
FaceTime?
420
00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:03,872
Five months. We can deal with it.
421
00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,707
Yeah, that's the thing.
422
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,086
It might turn into a longer tour.
423
00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:12,547
Yeah. It's good for you because you...
424
00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:14,049
you've worked hard to
do this kind of stuff.
425
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:15,550
This is what you want to do.
426
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:17,929
I feel like there's a but coming...
427
00:19:19,347 --> 00:19:22,933
You think I'd be used to losing a love,
428
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:24,685
but I'm not.
429
00:19:25,978 --> 00:19:27,647
I want what's best for you.
430
00:19:30,775 --> 00:19:32,902
And I also want what's best for me.
431
00:19:35,446 --> 00:19:37,323
So are you willing to try?
432
00:19:40,535 --> 00:19:42,745
I don't think I can.
433
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:51,462
So... are we done?
434
00:19:54,298 --> 00:19:57,260
I... I think we are.
435
00:20:03,057 --> 00:20:04,057
[SIGHS]
436
00:20:22,785 --> 00:20:25,329
For the record, Matt Parker...
437
00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:29,500
I love you, too.
438
00:20:33,171 --> 00:20:35,214
♪♪
439
00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:43,471
You know what helps me when I'm down?
440
00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:44,891
Getting hammered.
441
00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:49,019
Here's some eggnog.
442
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:51,730
Thank you. You know what?
443
00:20:51,731 --> 00:20:55,025
I think a really beautiful, sweet
Christmas movie will cheer me up.
444
00:20:55,026 --> 00:20:56,235
- Die Hard?
- Die Hard.
445
00:20:58,237 --> 00:20:59,613
Mom, nog me.
446
00:20:59,614 --> 00:21:00,781
Nog gonna happen.
447
00:21:03,326 --> 00:21:05,994
Ooh! Die Hard! Yippee-ki-yay!
448
00:21:05,995 --> 00:21:07,914
Mother would prefer you didn't.
449
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,126
I love you guys.
450
00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:14,794
Merry Christmas.
451
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,004
- Love you.
- Love you.
452
00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,005
Love you.
453
00:21:18,449 --> 00:21:19,509
Can I have a sip now?
454
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,259
- No.
- No.
455
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:23,346
♪♪
456
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:29,000
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