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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Mom, we need to pick up
bake sale supplies tomorrow.
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I'm blocking off time on your calendar
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between "nap in my
car" and "get pedicure."
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I don't have a pedicure scheduled.
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I know. I decided those
piggies need a spa day.
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Ugh!
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Work is so crazy, I have
no time for anything.
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Last week, I got a wax
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while having a virtual
gynecology appointment.
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Boy, I wish my hearing was worse.
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Oh, Dad, before I forget.
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Are you dancing again?
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It's from my tip jar.
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I want to help out with the bills.
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Not the water bill.
The way Carter showers,
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I'll never be able to afford that.
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You're giving me cash?
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Wow. When was the last
time this ever happened?
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Um... Never, never, never happened.
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Mom, I'm going for my driving lesson!
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I'm not taking him on
a driving lesson today.
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Busted.
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Is that a driving instructor's car?
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Temple of Vroom Driving School.
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I hired Carter a driving instructor.
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Okay, this isn't how I
wanted you to find out.
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By that I mean, I hoped
you'd never find out.
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We have to move again, don't we?
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Why didn't you tell me this?
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Well, your teaching style
wasn't exactly helping Carter.
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You made him flip off a school bus.
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The little girl started it.
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Look, my dad taught me how to drive.
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I taught you and your
brother how to drive.
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Which was great for driving
ourselves to therapy.
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Look, Pops, I need to pass this test.
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Your teaching makes me a little nervous.
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River's teaching style
is positive reinforcement.
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River is a dude's name?
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Or did you just make
that up to piss me off?
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I didn't think that an emotional
support grandfather was a thing,
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but I'm legally not allowed to ask.
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I signed the waiver.
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Do you want him here?
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Yes.
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Okay. Now, when you come to a stop sign,
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give it a full three seconds.
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Think of it as a moment of mindfulness.
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Or, really, we're in California.
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It's called the California stop.
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You glide up to it, take a
look, and you keep movin'.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Parker,
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as an accredited driving instructor,
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that is very dangerous advice.
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As an accredited driving instructor,
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let me ask you a question.
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About five turns back, a BMW passed us.
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What color was it?
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- They'd never ask you that.
- Err!
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Wrong answer. White BMW, chrome trim.
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A good driver has to know everything.
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It's called situational awareness.
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Okay, now we're going
to turn right up here.
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Just go nice and slow.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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This actually goes into one lane.
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Just turn and go down Sherman Way,
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that way we can really beat some feet.
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Do not listen to him, Carter.
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He's not qualified to
give a lesson just because
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he bought his first car
from Fred Flintstone.
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Ooh! Oh no, he didn't!
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Not qualified, huh?
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How about taking a look
at my driver's license?
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I can drive a motorcycle,
regular vehicle,
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and I got a commercial license.
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I'm like Vin Diesel with gorgeous hair.
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He does get furious fast.
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Well, it shows your license
expired two months ago.
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Were you aware of that situation?
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Ooh! Oh no, he double didn't!
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Damn it! The code's not working.
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It's not supposed to open.
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It's here to get your fingerprints
and hunt down your family.
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- Do you need help?
- No! Ugh!
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This is worse than when that Roomba
sucked up my birth control pills.
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But that all worked out.
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Mom, we need to get the
brownie stuff for the bake sale.
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Ooh, I have stuff to make brownies.
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But probably not the kind
you want to sell to kids.
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Whoever sells the most gets
to be principal for a day.
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This is it.
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My slow but calculated
ascension to world domination.
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May God have mercy on
Stanbridge Junior High.
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Gabe, why are you just
standing there? Help me!
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Alright, everybody, listen.
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If po-po show up, my name is Tyrone.
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I don't want to point any fingers,
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but I think somebody killed the robot.
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Mom, can we go?
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If I don't win the bake
sale, Morgan Spelletti
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is gonna be principal
and make math optional.
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Why don't we just hand
the country to China?
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I'm almost done, honey.
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I just have to take their orders,
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make the coffee, clean up, close down,
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curl up in a fetal position
and have a little cry.
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Maybe we should just
hand the country to China.
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I could take Georgia.
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Oh, you don't have to take her.
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Please take her.
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I got you. You have a
robot funeral to plan.
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I didn't know him that
well, but I'll speak.
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The delivery company is
going to charge me for this.
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We could fix it.
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Thanks. They're still
pissed about when I got drunk
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and rode one home from the bar.
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Riley, that was me.
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Oh, God.
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I just want to go to
sleep and never wake up.
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In a good way, not the dead way.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, I was practicing for my driver's test,
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but now I'm watching videos
of people eating cinnamon.
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This dude just threw up.
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- I totally saw that.
- I know!
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Hey. Get all you needed, Georgia?
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Yup. Then we got froyo
and hit an escape room.
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We were paired with a British
couple who seemed smart
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but it was just their accents.
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Turns out they have dumb people too.
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Remember they kept saying,
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"This is quite the predicament."
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Wow, you guys fit in a lot.
Guess everyone had a fun day.
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I ran out of gas at a traffic circle.
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Ew, that sucks. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, that sounds like...
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Quite the predicament.
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Today was the best, Eve.
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I wish we could hang out again tomorrow.
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Ooh. Maybe you could go
out for fish and chips.
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Ooh, it's getting late. Matt! DMV time.
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Yeah.
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Grandpa's license
expired. River busted him.
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Grandpa yelled. River
cried. Grandpa laughed.
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Matt is handling this whole
thing surprisingly well, though.
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Smile for your picture, Pops.
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I renew my license
all the time, you know?
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I just didn't get the
paperwork. And then...
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They always find me when
it's about jury duty.
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Well, that's because
if the government's got
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a list of 12 angry men, you're on it.
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You know, I'll tell you what.
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This wait time is even
impressive by DMV standards.
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I don't think that woman was
pregnant when we got here.
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Next!
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How can I help you?
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Who do I complain to about all of this?
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He means he's here to renew this.
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Oh, I understand. He just
needs a little extra help.
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Hm.
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Mr. Parker, you need to
retake your driving exam.
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What?
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You need to retake your driving exam!
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Why does he need to
retake his driver's exam?
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Because that's what it says
right here on the computer.
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What?
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Because that's what it says
right here on the computer!
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Your grandma used this religiously.
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Powdered sugar was her cocaine.
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I thought that was Aunt Gwen.
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No, Aunt Gwen's cocaine was cocaine.
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Okay, that's 40 brownies.
How many more do we need?
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200.
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I have to win the bake sale.
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The divorce has been so hard on me.
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Fine, but it's late.
I'll finish up here.
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You go to bed.
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Thanks so much for doing this.
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Especially because we're gonna
crush Morgan Spelletti's soul.
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It's all gonna be because of you. Night.
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Uh, 200 more.
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Where's Aunt Gwen's booger
sugar when you need it?
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Ah!
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Riley! Are you all right?
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What are you cooking? Smoke?
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I'll shut it off.
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My brownies. No!
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I'm never gonna be
principal for the day.
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Goodbye, Harvard. Hello, Arizona State.
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Ugh!
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I'll fix this, okay.
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Oh, just not right
now because it's 5 a.m.
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and I have to go to work.
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Oh. Brownie jerky.
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Oh, my God. Fire, fire!
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Brownies!
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The company says if
they don't get the robot
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back by tomorrow,
they're gonna charge me.
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The credit card is gonna get
declined, so joke's on them.
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- But please tell me you fixed it.
- Fixed it?
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At Parker Customs and
Restorations, we don't fix.
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We pimp.
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♪ Hey, chill, don't bump the table ♪
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Hey, hey, what's this
thing doing in the shop?
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He's teaching Gabe how to do the Dougie.
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This thing can drive, but I can't?
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Guys, you are wasting valuable time.
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Can I see the dance again?
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♪ Hey, chill, don't bump the table ♪
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- ♪ What'd you say? ♪
- ♪ Don't bump the table ♪
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- ♪ Hey, chill ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
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♪ Don't bump the table ♪
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- Riley.
- Eve.
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What are you doing here?
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In an apron? Oh, God. Are
you and my dad role-playing?
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Because my mental health
can't handle that right now.
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Your dad and role-playing.
Can you imagine?
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"I'm Mitch McConnell,
and I'm a sexy turtle."
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Georgia texted about brownie-gate,
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so I thought I'd come help.
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She texted you? That's... That's great.
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I'm so glad you have
the kind of relationship
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where you text her
and she texts you back.
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It's really... It's nothing, really.
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It's just about the
boy in her math class
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or how to use the bedazzler.
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She's making Georgia 2028 hats.
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Oh!
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That's so fun.
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"Eh, we're so close. We're
working on merch together."
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Oh, wow, you made all
the brownies. More fun!
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I had some time, and I
know you've been so busy,
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so I thought I'd take
something off your plate...
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and put something on your plate.
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Little plate humor.
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Eve. What do you think of
this outfit for dictator...
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Principal for the day?
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I love it. The blazer says intimidating,
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but the sneakers say approachable.
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You're right. I should change my shoes.
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm here too.
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Why don't you go spend
some time with Georgia?
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I got the brownies.
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Um, what are you doing?
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I'm just finishing them off.
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That was my mom's sifter.
You can't just use it.
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Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
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"Oh, I'm Eve, I can do everything."
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I was just trying to help.
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Yeah, well, you're not!
Spending all this time
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00:12:24,948 --> 00:12:26,782
with my daughter making hats,
253
00:12:26,783 --> 00:12:29,286
doing British accents, sifting...
254
00:12:30,871 --> 00:12:32,371
Riley, I'm sorry.
255
00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:33,832
No, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
256
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,834
What about these?
257
00:12:36,835 --> 00:12:39,337
Do these shoes say, "Bow, peasants"?
258
00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:44,342
Those are the looks
of fear I'm going for.
259
00:12:47,762 --> 00:12:50,598
So, Judy, uh, anybody get a
perfect score on this test, or...
260
00:12:50,599 --> 00:12:51,932
Let me rephrase that.
261
00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:54,227
How many other people
get a perfect score?
262
00:12:56,313 --> 00:12:57,980
Hey, take a left here.
263
00:12:57,981 --> 00:12:59,273
- You got it.
- Yeah.
264
00:12:59,274 --> 00:13:00,858
- Hm.
- Ah.
265
00:13:00,859 --> 00:13:02,318
I see you're smiling over there.
266
00:13:02,319 --> 00:13:04,904
So, a good driver notices everything,
267
00:13:04,905 --> 00:13:07,823
and a great driver
can make people smile.
268
00:13:07,824 --> 00:13:10,868
The only thing that guy's
noticing is what's on his phone.
269
00:13:10,869 --> 00:13:12,911
Yeah, he's probably Googling,
270
00:13:12,912 --> 00:13:14,998
"How do I drive this thing?"
right in the middle of traffic.
271
00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:20,336
So you agree? People? Not so much.
272
00:13:20,337 --> 00:13:23,130
Ugh! Do this job for 21 years,
you'll pray for the apocalypse.
273
00:13:25,383 --> 00:13:27,509
Oh, here is great.
274
00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:29,261
- Oh, good, good. There we go.
- Oh.
275
00:13:29,262 --> 00:13:30,929
- Matt, I gotta say...
- Mm-hmm.
276
00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:33,015
I really enjoyed our time together.
277
00:13:33,016 --> 00:13:34,809
Time flies when you're
making fun of other people.
278
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,271
You're delightful.
279
00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:41,148
Anyway...
280
00:13:41,149 --> 00:13:42,399
you failed.
281
00:13:48,531 --> 00:13:50,491
- I-I failed, really?
- Yeah.
282
00:13:50,492 --> 00:13:53,369
You rolled through three stop signs.
283
00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:56,288
You were speeding, and you
flipped off a crossing guard.
284
00:13:56,289 --> 00:13:58,041
Pfft! We have beef.
285
00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:00,959
You know, I've been
driving my whole life.
286
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,670
I've never even had an accident.
287
00:14:02,671 --> 00:14:04,797
I get it, you're upset.
288
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:07,091
You know, the same thing
happened to my grandmother.
289
00:14:07,092 --> 00:14:08,802
I failed her twice.
290
00:14:10,136 --> 00:14:12,137
I'm sorry.
291
00:14:12,138 --> 00:14:13,806
This is, like, the worst day of my life.
292
00:14:13,807 --> 00:14:15,141
And I'm a widower.
293
00:14:20,647 --> 00:14:24,149
You got screwed. You're
a great driver, like me.
294
00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:25,652
- Stop sign!
- Oh!
295
00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:28,780
- Wow.
- Sorry.
296
00:14:29,656 --> 00:14:32,449
One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
297
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:35,245
- three Mississippi and...
- Kill me.
298
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,375
You know, it's weird, isn't it?
299
00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:44,044
I used to need you to drive me
everywhere, and now you need me.
300
00:14:44,045 --> 00:14:46,756
Real Lion King moment. Circle of life.
301
00:14:48,717 --> 00:14:51,344
I'm now the grandparent
sitting in the wife's seat.
302
00:14:52,929 --> 00:14:56,181
- It's not that bad. I mean... Stop sign!
- Oh!
303
00:14:57,851 --> 00:14:59,518
One Mississippi.
304
00:14:59,519 --> 00:15:02,272
- Two Mississippi.
- Three Mississip...
305
00:15:03,356 --> 00:15:05,024
Pops?
306
00:15:05,025 --> 00:15:06,984
Pops, where are you going?
307
00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:09,194
They're gonna call in a Silver Alert.
308
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:19,329
Hey! Peace offering.
Nice bottle of wine.
309
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:20,998
Oh.
310
00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:22,500
It's open.
311
00:15:24,002 --> 00:15:25,795
I had a really bad day.
312
00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:30,883
Thank you. But you don't have
to apologize for anything.
313
00:15:30,884 --> 00:15:32,176
Uh, no.
314
00:15:32,177 --> 00:15:35,846
I was tired, irrational,
and honestly... jealous
315
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:38,183
because you and Georgia
were having so much fun.
316
00:15:39,142 --> 00:15:40,726
I get it.
317
00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:44,146
My son barely spoke to
me when he was a teenager.
318
00:15:44,147 --> 00:15:47,649
I set up a gaming profile
just so I could hear his voice.
319
00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:50,986
And when my avatar
asked him how school was,
320
00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:52,781
he threw a grenade at me.
321
00:15:54,199 --> 00:15:55,824
It gets better.
322
00:15:55,825 --> 00:15:57,367
Oh. Does it?
323
00:15:57,368 --> 00:15:59,953
It feels like everything
is getting harder.
324
00:15:59,954 --> 00:16:01,538
I love running my own business,
325
00:16:01,539 --> 00:16:02,873
but I feel like life was so much easier
326
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,501
when I didn't care about my job.
327
00:16:06,544 --> 00:16:08,713
I should have fired you a long time ago.
328
00:16:10,924 --> 00:16:13,175
Don't feel guilty about
finding your passion.
329
00:16:13,176 --> 00:16:14,635
You're a great mom.
330
00:16:14,636 --> 00:16:17,429
Ugh! I just feel so overwhelmed.
331
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:20,015
That's why I got all weird when
I saw you with my mom's sifter.
332
00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:22,935
It just reminded me that
she could do everything,
333
00:16:22,936 --> 00:16:25,480
and you can do everything,
and I can barely do anything.
334
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:30,484
You know, when I was first
opening this place, I was alone
335
00:16:30,485 --> 00:16:33,028
and I felt like I was drowning.
336
00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:35,030
I barely had any time to see my son,
337
00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:38,326
let alone shower, or change
my underwear, or meet a guy.
338
00:16:40,703 --> 00:16:43,623
Maybe that third one is
related to the first two.
339
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,668
But I had to learn to lean
on the people around me.
340
00:16:47,669 --> 00:16:50,045
You don't have to do this on your own.
341
00:16:50,046 --> 00:16:52,548
Asking for help does not
mean you're a failure.
342
00:16:52,549 --> 00:16:55,592
Thank you. God knows
where I got that idea.
343
00:16:55,593 --> 00:16:58,596
Maybe from my dad saying, "Asking
for help means you're a failure."
344
00:16:59,973 --> 00:17:01,932
He said that to me in bed last night.
345
00:17:04,978 --> 00:17:07,563
What? I didn't want to get
up to turn off the light.
346
00:17:07,564 --> 00:17:08,689
Oh.
347
00:17:09,607 --> 00:17:11,609
Thank God, because otherwise... blech!
348
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,572
Oh, you know what? I'm
gonna take this to go.
349
00:17:16,573 --> 00:17:17,990
It's been a really bad day.
350
00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:26,623
Oh, hey. How did the bake sale go?
351
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,002
You're looking at your new principal.
352
00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:32,630
Suck it, Morgan Spelletti, and
your dry-ass cinnamon rolls.
353
00:17:33,923 --> 00:17:35,924
Hey, that's out of line.
354
00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:38,093
Morgan sold the dry-ass cupcakes.
355
00:17:38,094 --> 00:17:39,637
Taylor had the dry-ass cinnamon rolls.
356
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,848
- Where's Grandpa?
- Mm-mm-mm.
357
00:17:42,849 --> 00:17:45,767
He got out of the car in the
middle of me driving us home.
358
00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:47,187
The streets have him now.
359
00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:51,940
Huh, his phone's off.
360
00:17:51,941 --> 00:17:54,359
We were just with Eve.
The shop is closed.
361
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,695
He'd better not be
driving without a license.
362
00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:58,573
I should have bought more wine.
363
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:05,913
♪ On a long and lonesome highway ♪
364
00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:07,665
♪ East of Omaha ♪
365
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:12,419
♪ You can listen to the engine ♪
366
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:16,049
Okay. Engine isn't running, so
it's not worst-case scenario.
367
00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:20,511
Is he eating in the Impala?
368
00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:22,804
He wouldn't even let us drink water
369
00:18:22,805 --> 00:18:24,724
when we were stranded on the 405.
370
00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:29,853
♪ Your thoughts will soon be wanderin' ♪
371
00:18:29,854 --> 00:18:34,566
♪ The way they always do
when you're riding... ♪
372
00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:36,027
What's going on, buddy?
373
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:41,490
Oh, God.
374
00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:44,077
You want me to get the
teeny-tiny car vacuum?
375
00:18:45,828 --> 00:18:47,454
Nah. It's okay.
376
00:18:47,455 --> 00:18:49,998
I'm just getting used to the
thought of not driving again.
377
00:18:49,999 --> 00:18:51,959
It's like Seger says, I
don't feel much like riding.
378
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,878
I just wish the trip was through.
379
00:18:54,879 --> 00:18:56,505
I'm sorry you failed
your driving test, Dad,
380
00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:58,006
but you'll pass next time.
381
00:18:58,007 --> 00:19:00,676
Maybe I won't. My dad didn't.
382
00:19:00,677 --> 00:19:02,970
He lost his license, couldn't work,
383
00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:06,182
couldn't do anything for
himself except eat pudding.
384
00:19:07,642 --> 00:19:09,644
But look at you, eating chips.
385
00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:15,148
No.
386
00:19:15,149 --> 00:19:16,442
Intervention!
387
00:19:17,702 --> 00:19:19,945
Sorry if I upset you, Pops.
388
00:19:19,946 --> 00:19:22,114
Nah, that's just the circle of life.
389
00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:23,700
On my way to Pudding Town.
390
00:19:25,284 --> 00:19:26,952
Seriously? Some instructor
391
00:19:26,953 --> 00:19:29,371
fails you one time and
you're giving up on life?
392
00:19:29,372 --> 00:19:32,583
Not giving up on life. You
just can't beat time, kid.
393
00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:35,168
I think this administration
is getting rid of
394
00:19:35,169 --> 00:19:37,088
daylight savings, so
we're getting close.
395
00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:40,799
Come on, Dad. You're a Parker.
396
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,718
When they took Grandpa's license,
397
00:19:42,719 --> 00:19:44,386
he drove for another ten years.
398
00:19:44,387 --> 00:19:46,096
Sure. The last two were on his Rascal,
399
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,098
but he didn't know the difference.
400
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,308
Yeah, that's because I put
401
00:19:49,309 --> 00:19:51,018
a bigger battery in
there and new motors.
402
00:19:51,019 --> 00:19:52,811
That guy was able to haul
ass through the hallways
403
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:55,272
of that old age home.
It was really funny.
404
00:19:55,273 --> 00:19:56,816
That's where I'm going to end up.
405
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,277
We're not gonna put you in a home, Pops.
406
00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:03,072
Not because we don't want to,
because we can't afford it.
407
00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,367
Bet we could if we sold this car.
408
00:20:07,368 --> 00:20:09,494
Over my dead body.
409
00:20:09,495 --> 00:20:10,830
Well, then we'd definitely sell it.
410
00:20:12,665 --> 00:20:15,375
As long as you don't die in
it and decrease the value.
411
00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:18,211
I'm gonna die in this car
right now just to spite you.
412
00:20:18,212 --> 00:20:20,130
You're sounding meaner,
does that mean you're better?
413
00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,050
No, no, no, no, no.
414
00:20:23,051 --> 00:20:24,635
Don't eat in this car, you little dweeb.
415
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,764
And he's back.
416
00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:33,268
Thanks for fixing it.
417
00:20:33,269 --> 00:20:36,688
Just so you know, I'm not paying
for any of the parts, or labor,
418
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:39,566
or the Western-themed
photo shoot you did with it.
419
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:42,152
No, that was Gabe's idea.
420
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:45,073
I just was happy to have another
reason to wear my leather chaps.
421
00:20:46,824 --> 00:20:48,493
Goodbye, Doctor Funky.
422
00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:50,619
You named him?
423
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,663
Oh, no. His moves named him.
424
00:20:54,499 --> 00:20:55,833
♪ Here I am ♪
425
00:20:59,212 --> 00:21:00,337
Doctor Funky!
426
00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:02,048
Oh no.
427
00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:04,466
Did I hit something?
428
00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:06,803
I've got to get my license back.
429
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:14,000
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