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Oh my god, you're here.

I'm so excited.

We got some sweets. Oh, sweet.

Sweetie, come on.

It is so big.

This jacket is... Do you like it? You're not saying anything.

I mean, it's nice.

Okay, Mr. Too Cool for School.

It's nice.

Yeah, it's nice. I like it. It's good.

Oh, okay. Clearly, you don't know what a nice hotel suite costs, but this is

luxury.

Jesus.

Oh, your dad's really missing out on his family vacation.

Yeah, it kind of really sucks that he's not able to make it.

Baby, he is going to be the one who's missing out, okay? We are going to have

fabulous time.

Forget about him, all right?

he's too busy to hang out with his family we're gonna have the best time he

doesn't lose out miss out we're gonna send him all these like crazy fun

there's so much to do yeah i'm i'm excited too i just

i don't really know what there's all to do out here well there's plenty of

things there's like a whole resort package i could i could go downstairs in

lobby and like talk to them or something but There's, like, so many excursions

that we could go on.

Honestly. Why?

I'm excited because, like, I know I'm the more new addition to the family as a

stepmom, so now we get to have quality time together.

Yeah. Isn't that great?

Yeah, for sure.

It's good.

You sound very, just, nonplussed. I think I'm just a little tired from the

flight as well.

I feel so energized.

Like, I'm so excited. Like, here, I know. What if we went down?

I think it's a restaurant.

They're serving happy hour down by the pool or something.

So we can go down. I don't think I'm trying to.

We can upload all this stuff later. Come on. I don't think I'm trying to go to

happy hour.

I don't even really. We are on vacation.

Okay.

but i'm like tired the flight was so long and i don't i don't even really

oh you're letting me down come on i'm not trying

to be a party people i'm just saying like i don't really even really drink

what drink a shirley temple drink some orange juice i'll take care of the red

i don't know i'm probably i'm probably just gonna take a nap you're no fun

well i'll just after my nap maybe i'll have

I'm sure there's gonna be other people to talk to you other people on vacation

didn't say that

I'm just looking forward to spending time with you.

I am too.

It's going to be fun, but I really, I should take a nap.

Take a nap and I will take care of the party downstairs.

They have this like really sugary fun drinks with like the little cocktail

umbrellas and everything.

Just like, you know, be careful. Be responsible. I'm joking. I'm just, I'm

to have a water, no ice.

I'll be here.

Bye.

Hello. What's going on? What are you doing? Oh, my God. I'm so happy.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I just went downstairs.

Like I said, are you awake now?

I mean, I am now.

Yeah, you are.

Oh, my God. That's what you were doing.

No, I wasn't doing anything. That's what you were doing.

i just woke up and sometimes i have a yeah why are you marching in here like

that like i don't know your views are

you okay you seem a little

kind of crazy i'm just a little bit because we're on vacation

I don't... You know what? I don't know. I just... You know what? I just... Are

you, like, alright?

That is so comfy.

Okay, now I understand that you wanted to take a nap.

I was actually napping.

Your energy is bringing me to death.

What? I mean, what do you want to do?

Well, now I'm feeling like taking a nap because it's just the thing to do, I

guess.

The thing that we do know, we should take naps.

It's really comfy from the closet, which is so hard.

You're just going to change right there. I can do it. I can do it.

Can you give me a few seconds?

Okay.

You like this bed, right?

Yeah, it's pretty comfortable.

You should probably put some, like, pajamas on or something, don't you

I don't like pajamas.

Please.

Okay.

You want me to cover it? I'm just, I mean, if we're sharing the bed, I think

should probably put some clothes on. Put some clothes on? Okay, you're the one

with the hard -on, so why don't you cover it? It's not my fault. I was

and when I... sleep sometimes i wake up with a boner it's not my fault it's not

like i was like doing anything okay so we're gonna use this time together

and have this time together we have to set some ground rules okay

you take care of you i take care of me so if you have i

don't know why you're laughing at me

I just, um, it's just so prominent.

Why are you touching me? You're staring at me.

Hi.

Mom, you're being really weird.

Are you okay? Are you, like, drunk or something? What are you saying to me

now? I had water, no ice.

I had water, no ice.

You're being kind of, like...

They're very good.

That's all I'm going to say about that.

Okay.

Why are my numbers so bad? There's so many of them. Maybe I need to give them

numbers back.

I might have you be answering my calls for a minute.

Okay. Well, I think maybe you should probably get some rest or something.

Yeah, there's a nice bed.

As we've established, that's why I'm in it. And so I'm going to take a nap.

You're going to need my little snuggle pillow because the dad isn't here. I

don't think we should cuddle naked.

Why? Because it's just... Why?

My dad would probably be pissed.

My dad would be pissed.

Are you scared of them?

Do you need to talk to me about him or something?

I just, I just want you to get more lifted up. You're so just tight and

restricted.

Okay. Like, we're on vacation.

So act like you're on vacation.

Okay.

We're on vacation.

It's me and you and your stepmom.

Dad isn't here.

So we can do it.

Whatever we want.

I don't know. Are you sure about this? I feel like... Do you not want to?

Move around?

Just a little bit.

I just had so much fun down there and I missed you and I wanted to come have fun

with you too.

Yes.

Are you sure you don't look nervous?

I just don't.

You don't look nervous.

I really think he just left.

Are you still there?

oh my god that's what i'm talking about

I just, I could, I am a little surprised by what's happening right now.

But I'm also very.

Do you like how mommy feels?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

We're gonna film as we're fun now that your dad isn't coming.

Yeah. We don't need her.

Okay.

Just you and me.

That's all I need.

so much better than me just randomly cheating on your father like this

is way better i'm not gonna get in trouble it's not even cheating really

just family vacation

Hey,

this is fun and everything, but I'm going to say it's getting very, very,

very horny.

Oh, and he's got misplaced.

Have you done this before?

Not me, no.

Maybe once or twice. Maybe once or twice?

But you've never done it with me.

That's for sure.

Yeah, that's for sure.

There you are.

Oh my god.

Maybe you want to touch one of these titties.

Mm -hmm.

That you've always wanted to touch one of these titties, right?

Oh, fuck.

Thank you. It feels like a holy shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

from the back.

Oh,

best vacation ever, right?

Yeah. Best vacation ever. Yeah, best vacation ever. Yeah.

Oh,

fuck me.

Delicious!

I know you do.

Oh,

good

boy.

Good boy.

I'm so sorry you fucked mommy's cat.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Pfft

Thank you.

Sips and Lose

You don't.

I'm just like that.

I'm just like that.

I'm just like that.

You're so good.

It's like a trophy and I'm scared.

Everyone would be so jealous.

I'm not lucky, fuck.

Such a dirty whore fucking...

I had to drink all day.

It's definitely better than water with no ice.

I want so many

more failure vacations where he's not invited.