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Listen, Kitty, you have been caught doing graffiti, doing pranks, starting

wars, unethical prank wars at that. You've been causing distress amongst all

the students.

You have been creating a depancing program with the students. I don't even

how you come up with this idea.

You have done numerous things to me inside of my classroom that makes me

question why I even want to do and take this job.

So I filed a former complaint to the principal, and he is on my side, and we

both agree that the best...

process forward is for your removal from this institution.

No, no, no, no, no. I can't do that.

You've had way too many chances, Kitty.

The principal's with me on this one. This is my first year at uni. If you

me, you're an asshole.

I have expelled freshmen before, and I'm willing to do it again.

Fuck. If you expel me, my...

My parents are going to kick me out for good.

Okay.

Well, I have a certain position that's open right now, and I guess if you're

willing to do some extra duties, then

maybe I can have a conversation about canceling the expulsion.

Like what?

Like, becoming my teacher's pet.

You know, behaving and doing the things that I need when at, and satisfying my

needs whenever and wherever.

Like some kind of unpaid PA or something?

Something like that.

Hey, old man, watch it.

No, you're not exactly being a very good pet now, are we, kitty?

Uh, you just want to fuck me, pervert. There's no way that the principal's okay

with this.

Well, I guess I'll just have to tell the principal that unfortunately we're

going to have to move forward with the expulsion paperwork.

Such a pity. I wonder what your parents are going to think of that.

Fine, I'll do it.

but not forever for the semester the semester is one month it

won't be that bad and you might actually learn a thing or two all right students

we have a special treat today this class might be just a little bit different

than our previous ones but um let's give no further ado let's go ahead and move

forward uh i do want to remind you all that kitty is now officially the

teacher's pet

So feel free to ask her any questions or basically do whatever how do you

please? She's basically here to serve.

So I guess on that note, I'll go ahead and bring her in here. Kitty, will you

come in here please?

Kitty is the teacher's pet. She's going to be writing the announcement on the

board today.

Yep, up on that board, too. You can grab that right there. All right, so, and

do this Friday by 11 .59.

Now, this will be done on the course portal, and there are no extensions on

this. Is that understood?

Yes. Yes, Professor Pounder.

Yes, sir. Thank you very much. Okay, great.

Finals are set for Monday, May 5th. If you're absent, you must email me in

to do a retake.

Do we have any questions about that?

No. Good.

Kid, do you think you could write just a little bit bigger?

I'm worried that the student in the back might not be able to read it. Okay.

So... Let's see. Now we're on office hours. Office hours for midterms. I've

added extra office hours this week, Monday through Friday, 2 p .m.

to 7 p .m.

What was the time?

2 p .m. to 7 p .m.

All right. We're also going to have a guest.

speaker. I know how we all love guest speakers. I especially love guest

because that means I don't have to talk. I can just sit back and watch. Be a

phlebotomist looking for a new part -time as an intern and attendance is

important on this one. So as a reminder, take notes.

Just take notes.

Now lastly, lastly we have a career sim.

fair this event is going to be happening all this next week and as much as i

would love to see your young and beautiful faces every single day one day

are going to have to leave the birdie's nest and go get those beautiful jobs and

be a hamster on the wheel and make the best of your life and no longer answer

me so until then i hope you learn how to put your best foot forward and get a

good handshake and smile and say hello because i very much encourage that to

help pad up those resumes

All right. So that actually concludes all the announcements.

Would you like to go ahead and go over there and have a peek?

Do I have any questions from the class about any of the timeouts?

Okay.

I think everybody's got a question. All right.

Buck, let's see. What do you got? Professor Pounder, so with the midterm,

it called that if it's not in the middle of the term?

Oh. Okay, we're looking at structural questions here that don't really pertain

to any reason why, but okay, let's just say it's because it's in the middle of

the first test and the final test, so we call it the midterm because it's the

middle of the test.

And that's why we take it at noon, because it's the middle of the day?

You know, I like that viewpoint. I think you're going to go far in life.

Next question.

Juan, what do you got?

Mr. Pounder, do we have to attend a career fair?

Well, do you have a career?

No. Do you want a career? Yes, sir.

Hmm.

How do you think I'm going to answer that question?

Wow.

You are bright. Look at you looking at things through other people's

perspectives. I'm proud of you, Juan.

That's a good kid right there. Yeah, I see a bright future for you. Okay, next

question.

Yes, yes. Go ahead. What question can you share with us today?

Professor Pounder, what if...

All the career options seem boring.

Well... I'm going to go down this rabbit hole just for...

Why not?

What do you find that would be interesting?

I don't know. What options do they have there? Like, if they're all boring.

Well, that is valid.

Do you know what work is?

Yeah. Does work... Is it the same definition as fun?

I suppose not.

Okay, great.

At least we know that work is not fun.

Is it safe to say that some of these jobs and careers probably aren't fun?

So we could probably chalk it up to it's probably work.

Yes, Professor Patton. I got it. And you know, if there's any more questions,

I'm sure you could be a therapist about that. I'm probably not qualified for

those. That sounds like something going on with the things to really think

between your ears, but I'm just not familiar enough to answer.

All right. Do I have any questions from anybody?

Everybody got it?

Can she come help me out with some stuff?

Yeah, I couldn't use it today, Professor Pounder. Do you need some help too,

Juan? Yes, Mr. Pounder.

Okay. All right.

Kitty, why don't you go ahead and go help Juan.

Hand these out in the process, and I will help these too.

One, two.

All right. Let's go ahead and hand those out.

What are the major principles of self -protection from radiation exposure?

Combustibility, anti -corrosive, and distance.

I don't believe you're doing this too, you asshole.

I'm just doing what the professor said.

Oh, really? So you said you can eat my pussy?

Well, he said you'd do anything.

I mean, you're going to get expelled, right?

You asshole, you're taking advantage.

Kitty, is there going to be a problem?

No, sir.

Yeah, Kitty, I need help. Come help me with question five.

Since we were on the topic of phlebotomy, we're actually going to move

fasting because that actually affects the blood work.

So can anyone here tell me what the effects are and what the different types

fasting that there are?

Juan?

Pretty much you don't eat for a certain amount of hours throughout the day and

your body just burns off fat for energy.

Bravo, bravo.

But how many meals can I do during a fast and not break it? Because, like,

seven days without eating, I feel like I get hungry.

Well, so the moment you eat, you actually end up breaking the fast.

So most people, when they actually are wanting to eat and still incorporate

fasting, do intermediate fasting.

So that would be a four -hour window, a six -hour window, or an eight -hour

window of eating.

But most people try to pack in all the food that they would eat in a day into

those windows.

The experts actually suggest not to do that. They would actually recommend that

you eat the normal amount that you would at those times regardless.

What's the kind of fasting that you do in the Olympics when you're racing?

Could you please elaborate on that?

Oh, like that lightning bolt guy that runs really fast.

Oh, okay, yeah, that makes sense.

Do you have anything to add?

No, I think Juan nailed what I was saying.

Okay, well we're going to go a little bit more in depth into that. So we're

actually going to break this down. The most common interpretation of fasting is

intermittent fasting.

So in intermittent fasting, they break that down into different variables,

whether you are having an eating window of four hours, six hours, or eight.

Essentially the purpose of this is...

so that your body will actually consume the wasted cells in your body and the

wasted parts that are inside the cells. It kind of cleans and toxinizes them. So

that's not the only aspect.

It actually gets rather magical the longer you go without eating. Almost

humans were designed not to eat.

So, not every single day, I mean, you do have to eat real well.

But, so you have what's called an extended fast.

And so that's broken down into a three -day and a seven -day.

So on a three -day fast, Your body goes into a regenerative state. Your ketones

spike 200 % right around hour 56.

And then you enter a restorative regenerative state.

Now, it also affects your cognitive function. So we all have what's called

synaptic discharge.

And after one extended fact, the synaptic discharge comes in and reduces

inflammation in the brain and increases cognitive function. It can last for six

months to a year from one extended fact.

Now, a lot of people kind of stop at the three -day fast, but for those brave

souls and iron wills that decide to go for the seven -day fast, the body does

something very unique that people tend to spend a lot of money for.

So I heard that eating fat makes you lose weight because your body

doesn't have time to produce or digest the calories.

So I'm just wondering how fast do I have to eat to make it not unhealthy?

So it's not so much about eating fast. Eating fast actually will cause more of

reaction of producing gas or inflammation inside of the body if it's

produce it and go.

So the purpose of eating is you actually want the nutrient.

So eating fast isn't really smart. If you actually want to talk about the

technical way to eat, you'd actually want to chew your food longer because

first stage of digestion actually starts with the mixture of your saliva and the

food.

Does that make sense?

I think so. So any more questions?

Yes. How often would you recommend fasting like that?

So there are various degrees on this, and this has been researched in multiple

different ways. So the top two people in the world who have the cleanest blood,

one of them, they fast for seven days, and then they eat for seven days on a

carnivore diet. The other one is a couple, and they fast for three days,

they eat for one day on a carnivore diet.

Ironically, the diet is centered around being a carnivore because vegan has been

proven not healthy and actually makes people thick.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Look, look, look,

look.

no no no

Kitty, keep it down.

Everyone else is trying to study.

Thank you.

Oh good.

What is this on the board? Are we talking about who's... This is not what

talking about.

All right, here's what we're going to do.

Hang up the chart of the elements, and then you're going to sit in those two

chairs and start studying.

Yes, Professor.

Yeah Which element should we start with Professor?

What's at the beginning?

What's your favorite element?

Silence. That's a great one.

Thank you.

No, but you can have one page of notes front and back.

Are you gonna come help with that?

Getting busy right now.

Yes, please.

I don't know.

. . .

Yes,

that's it.

Just strip it.

Squeeze it real tight.

Let's wrap this up.

Yes.

Let's come down here. Get on your knees.

We'll work that out.