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We crossed oceans and conquered skies for a love

that was never gonna die.

could take but we could not make up happy

and dream.

I am happy.

I am healthy.

I am happy.

I am healthy.

And I am strong.

And tonight is gonna be a good night.

Gonna be a good night.

Okay, you want a drink?

Oh yeah, okay.

Yep, there's some in the fridge.

What are you wearing?

I would call it casual tea.

Look, incredible.

Oh, hey.

Glasses.

Oh, where are the heels?

You know I don't wear heels, my goodness.

Yeah, that's all right. I bought these just for it, so.

They're new.

All right, ready?

Yay, glasses.

What do you think of the spread?

It looks amazing.

I spent all day doing it. I'm not surprised.

What did you do last night?

I know.

Wow. I know.

Oh, my goodness.

I look like a unicorn, don't I? You do.

Like the epitome.

That's amazing. How long did that take?

It's just a temporary. It'll come out. But I was aqua last week.

What? I didn't see you. Like behind me, like my painting, like that colour.

Yeah, like that. Maybe just more pastels, like a little lighter.

Anyway, cheers.

Happy New Year. Cheers.

So what did you do last night?

I went shopping.

Shopping? I got everything, yeah, because I didn't want to do it today

everyone's everywhere.

Yeah, yeah, thank you to Get Hectic.

Well, that's great. Thank you for doing that.

Yeah, so I've got salad.

Bye!

You know, just a little something. Are we planning on staying in all night?

No, no, no. You know, like, eat something for your stomach.

You know, not drink too much.

It's all right.

Yeah, we've got it.

I'm getting those volumes. Yeah.

All right, so we just... Did you stay home all day preparing all this? I did,

did, I did.

Cow, I love you.

The least I could do. I haven't seen you guys in ages. It's been, yeah, a little

bit too long. I know. Feed me.

Really? Yeah, we had dinner. Feed me. Oh, sorry. I thought you meant I could

feed you.

I'm good.

Well, I've got a Greek salad as well. Can we drink first?

Yeah. Where's yours?

Here.

Cheers! Happy New Year!

Cheers, girls.

Do you put on some party music? Yeah, do you like that? It's great. What are you

doing? It's probably Christmas.

Yeah, yeah.

Christmas happened.

What is that?

It's got alcohol.

I'm ready for

this.

I'm ready for this.

All right. Oh, wow. Okay. I won't add much because that's going to be weird.

It's nice to follow now. It looks like your own. I didn't make it for you, so.

That's good. You guys are good. Everyone's good.

That's good.

Excellent. Try that. Yeah, for sure.

This is cute.

Oh, thank you.

What's that from? A knop shop.

The new? Love it.

I haven't seen that. Although I haven't seen you in two months.

Yeah,

sorry about that.

New wardrobe and everything. I've been really, really busy, so. Yeah.

Doing? You know, like, work and... Life. Life. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. I don't know,

you know, the end of the year, I always like to... Yeah. Bye. I don't know what

you mean. Yesterday, I was doing promo work, but... Is that Lucinda?

I totally forgot.

You should bring my guy.

Hi.

Hi, how are you? I'm Taryn. I'm Zoe.

Hi, I'm Zoe.

Nice to meet you. Pleasure.

Hi.

Who's this?

Are you going to leave me feeling awkward? I'm sorry, I just don't really

understand.

This is Taryn.

Hey. How are you?

Hello, I'm Taryn. Nice to meet you. What's your name?

Sophia. Sophia.

Hello. How are you?

Nice to meet you. Hello.

Nice to meet you. Your hair. I'm all about hair tonight.

Your hair looks amazing.

And who are you? I'm Taryn. It's an absolute pleasure to meet you.

Fiona, I believe. Yeah. Look, she's told me so much about you all. Oh, cool.

Because we know nothing about you. Are you kidding me? Well, we'll find out as

the night goes on and I get more drunk.

I mean, you tell me a little bit here and there, but I mean, they're lovely. I

got really busy, so. Yeah. I mean, I guess we haven't spoken. Thank you.

Straight on it. That's beautiful.

Thank you so much. You look hot. Thank you.

What's in the case?

Loving the hair.

I've got a guitar in here, actually. I'm a musician.

Hey! It keeps me busy, you know.

This is a beautiful place. Fiona, this is your place.

Yeah!

Yeah, no, I'm fine. I don't know if I have room for this in the fridge.

That's fine.

Sorry,

do you want me to carry it? I can have warm beer.

Oh, yeah, I should get you a beer.

I've been there once.

I don't think I've met you. Sorry.

Hi. Dama.

Dama. Hi.

Hello. Hello, I'm Taryn. It's a pleasure.

It's like Talon, but with more... Yeah, it's close. Yeah, exactly.

Dal and whatever you call me. I'll just... Is that English?

I guess. It is. I'm from Manchester.

Yeah, in the UK. But like Taryn, is that in English? It is. Yeah, yeah. My

parents are all from England. Yeah.

They have stolen the champagne and taken it outside. I would like that.

Hopefully they haven't drunk it all.

Thank you so much.

Actually, I should have checked that. It turns out I do.

Thank you. That's embarrassing.

That's okay.

Did you know he was crying?

Like, did she tell you? Do you mind if I ditch the guitar? No, put it anywhere.

Okay, great.

You're awkward to carry around is all. Yeah. Let me beer out, okay?

Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Take your time.

Hello. Oh, my God. Are you serious? Are you?

What? Come on, Lucy. I did the same thing. Yeah,

maybe after a few drinks. Okay. You're right. You're right.

When?

A few months ago now.

Oh, my God. They look amazing. I'm so jealous.

Thank you. You actually gave me a lot of grief about it.

Well, now I can see them and they feel so real.

Yeah.

I mean, most people don't even realize that they're fake. I'm not even looking

at your face at the moment.

I can't tell because of those outrageous sunglasses.

Sorry.

It's a good cover -up. I might have to buy some.

Yeah, well, you can borrow them.

Yeah, no, yeah, I guess it was a gift to myself after finishing the feature

film, and, yeah, I'm really happy with it. The surgeon did an amazing job. Now

you look amazing.

Yeah. I definitely did.

I'm sorry, I keep speaking now. Okay, I'm going to go get my beer, all right?

Does anyone need a drink while I'm in there? I'm getting a beer in the fridge.

Maybe you can get them really drunk.

Hey.

I feel guilty.

I'll get my own beer. No, no, no. I finally found some kind of weird, you

human shape.

I just want to say I really appreciate you having me here.

She's told me a lot about you and I've got to say, you seem wonderful. I'd like

to get to know you.

Yeah,

okay.

I mean, you've been in Australia. Have you ever been in the UK?

No, no. I would love to know a bit about you, actually. So how long have you

been in Australia for? You can ask me anything.

How long? Well, we got here on Christmas Eve, actually.

Spent Christmas Eve with, you know, her family and that. And then, yeah, here we

are. Wait, wait, wait. You've been back that long?

I've been back a few days, yeah. We went to Bali first, and that was nice. We

had a good time there. And then, yeah, we came here.

Tell me about yourself.

I don't know anything about you. No, I actually got this done before Taryn.

I think they look good. Boom. Thank you.

And, you know, no regrets. And everyone, like, everyone has a different

perspective on it. Yeah, and my perspective is you don't fucking need

because you have actual talent. Wonderful. And you can make it without

do that.

Well, now she can play the hot chick and the smart chick. You could already play

the fucking hot chick.

Yeah, I know, but... It's funny how people just assume that it's for,

insecurity purposes or that you think it's going to gain you something or a

I mean at the end of the day it's your body so you can do what you want. Thank

you. It is my body and I did it for me at the end of the day.

It's something that I wanted.

And Taryn came into the picture well after.

So is he like your boyfriend?

Um I probably wouldn't use the boyfriend term.

Yep.

Sorry. P, whatever you want to be called. Look, you seem really tense. Oh,

Are you all right? Like, it's your posture always, though. You just seem

know, introverted. Just relax. Karen?

It's okay. Karen?

I don't, I don't know.

Do you want to talk about anything?

In the UK or wherever you're from.

Um, but...

Yeah, please don't touch me.

You seem like you're just really tense is all. Yeah.

I'm not analysing you, so I don't, you know, like... I know, but I just want

your wellbeing in my heart, you know?

Your face is smiling, but the words coming out and the way you're touching

not appropriate. I just wanted you to know that. Look, it's hard for a man not

to smile when they're looking at you. You're quite an attractive girl, you're

lovely, you've got a wonderful house. Yeah, and you're in my house and

If you need any help, I just think you seem... You know what? If you're not

interested in Lucinda... I'm happy to... Is that what you're saying?

What do you mean? What's this got to do with Lucinda? I just... I love you.

I love you too. And I've missed all of you so much. I've missed you. I've

you too.

It's really good to be here.

Happy Happy New Year.

Thanks, darling.

I just, I don't know.

Like, am I, am I being selfish when I say that I just wish he had told me?

I was just about to ask you if you knew. I didn't know. I really didn't know. At

all. About any of it. Like, she hasn't talked to me since she got back.

She's barely talked to me while she was over there. I called her so many times.

And she just ignored them.

And like, I think eventually.

I know.

I don't know, I feel like she's kind of rubbing in my face.

You know, like... The last conversation I had with her was go and fucking talk

to Summer.

Really? I don't know what to do now, because, like, I had plans for this

to, you know, talk to her about what happened.

I know.

And, like, see how she felt.

You know what? Your plans don't fucking change just because that idiot's here.

I'm sure he brought in last minute and he'll be fucking out the next minute.

do you, and you pull her aside and you talk to her.

You're not sure you can fucking talk to her.

Yeah, I think I will.

I think I will. Fuck him. Who the fuck is he?

Yeah, I know.

He's no one. You guys have history. You need to talk it out.

Yeah, I agree. Talk it out.

Yeah,

do it.

Yeah.

Yeah. You okay?

Yeah. Not that big a deal.

Oh, darling.

If you only knew.

Anyway.

I guess that just changes the dynamic of the night.

It'll be fine.

I just want to know if they're, like, together or not.

Can you put it in your fucking pants? There are bigger fucking issues here.

You are such a fucking slut. Can you just keep it in your pants for one

second? Seriously, stop it.

Look, I'm sorry.

If I can make it up to you, I'll do it. I really want you to know that I'm

hearing all good terms and you seem wonderful.

And I just want to make sure that if there's anything I can do to make you

better, you just tell me, I'll do it.

Okay, all right. You know what would make you feel better?

What's that? Grab another beer.

Oh, you're doing well? Okay. And how about you go out on the balcony with me

we'll go mingle.

That's great. Okay, sounds good. Just make sure, yeah.

It's really nice meeting you properly now.

Boundary, yeah. You just, hey, Fee, one second, Fee.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. Just touch up. Just touch up.

Yeah.

I just wanted to, like, catch up one -on -one and just see how you're going

because we haven't really talked in a few.

go back to the UK, you know, see if you're happy to be back and yeah.

Yeah, it's been, it's been really good actually, catching up with my mum and

dad. Nice, yeah, how was your Christmas?

It was really good, I don't know, the usual, lots of food and alcohol and...

Yep. Standard Christmas, yeah, fair enough. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't call.

Oh, okay, that's cool. No, I mean, I know how it is with Christmas. You're

like, oh, I'm busy with my family.

Yeah, I just got caught up with everything.

So when did you actually get back?

Christmas Eve. Oh, wow, okay, so you've been back a while.

Yeah, I got through it really fast.

Okay, yeah,

cool. And Taron, he's like...

He came back with you, and is he just like, stopping out the scene?

Is he an actor? No, he's a musician. Oh, okay, yeah, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

who does he like? Well, you know, he's never been to Australia before.

Right. So we actually, we stopped over at Bali.

Oh, wow. I don't know if it was fun. How fun?

It was kind of like chaotic. Yeah, I've only ever heard people give me like bad

reputations at Bali, like...

getting bit by rabid dogs and stuff.

Seriously. No, it was fun. Yeah. I mean, I guess, I don't know, the most

dangerous part was drinking too much alcohol.

Like, we just partied. I didn't even know you were there.

Like, you didn't put anything up on Facebook or anything.

Yeah, I just, I wanted to have some fun.

Yeah, wow. No, that's cool. So is he, like, is he, you know, here to stay or

he just... Well, he's just here on holiday. Oh, okay, yeah, cool. Cool,

And... Yeah, okay, cool. Yeah, sweet.

Oh, do you remember that LA casting director, Frank Memphis, that we met

went to LA?

Okay, so he is coming to Stamp for a one -weekend early casting, like, workshop.

And one of the reasons I was trying to call you was to see if you wanted to do

it with me. So, like, because I didn't hear back from you, I just went ahead

booked us in.

Because I thought you wouldn't want to miss out on that opportunity, you know?

Is that what you're trying to tell me? Yeah, mate. In the two fucking months

that you've known her, I'm sure she hasn't told you. Well, tell me this.

this. Riddle me this, my love.

How come?

How come these things are so tense? Hi.

I just got off the phone with Colette. I'm going to put down this self -tape of

a monologue I've been working on. Can I do it for you?

I'd love to hear it. That sounds brilliant.

Yeah, that's great. It's just something I've been working on, but she says it'll

work. Can I get your opinion?

Sure.

Right,

isn't this a train, Sophia?

Yeah. She's an acting teacher, so isn't this wonderful? She can give her proper

guided opinion, right, Sophia?

Right.

Taryn, is it? Taryn, that's right.

What do you mean?

Well, I've got a lot to think about and plans to make, and I wasn't

actually sure how long I was going to stay in Melbourne. Oh, really? Like, for

good?

Well, I mean, I still live in London.

I guess, yeah.

You know, I wasn't coming back here permanently. Is that what you thought,

I was coming back here permanently?

I mean, I knew you always wanted to go to LA or the UK for acting, but I kind

thought, yeah, you make this your base, like your home base.

But, like, have you got your visas and everything?

I... Haven't got a solid plan yet. Yeah. Okay. So it might be like moving

forward. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's cool. No, I just thought you were like now and

was like, oh.

I think we've been really rude just like being in here. I think I'm going to get

back out to the balcony.

Oh, I'll see you out there. Okay. Yep.

Hey. Hi.

Someone to turn the oven on.

Are you serious?

What's going on out there?

Zoe being Zoe.

Oh, Jesus.

No, it's okay.

It's off now.

I'm just prepping.

Do you need some help with anything?

No, I was wondering why I was so hot.

I thought I was sick or something. It was the oven.

Look, I didn't come here to yell at you. Okay, I know what it feels like to

be afraid.

For people to see who you really are. Because I was.

But I'm not anymore.

And even though I have no job and no money and no apartment, it's you

who I feel sorry for.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I know the guy who wrote those emails.

He's inside you somewhere.

But I can't wait for him because waiting for him,

it's like waiting for rain in a drought. It's useless.

Wow. You know what I love about that? You let yourself go.

You weren't afraid to just, you know.

Say what you thought.

I saw beautiful elements in that. Thank you.

I'm no teacher. No. I'm no teacher.

It's only you. What do you think? I guess you should hear from the

over here.

What do you think, Sophia?

Is it an original piece?

No, it's from a Cinderella story.

Love that movie.

Me too.

It's so good.

It's a classic.

No, actually, I took a month off and I went to Thailand.

Okay. And how much was it? Sorry, I just... No, that's fine. I get asked

questions all the time. It's fine.

Roughly, I think it was probably like almost 6 ,000 pounds, like including...

What does that mean? So probably like around 10 grand.

ish okay so but you know like my flights were included my um like almost four

weeks in a hotel all the medication um i was very well looked after so like

everything everything combined i know yeah yeah i wish that yeah thank god hey

so i think have you got any notes hey friends you just missed the moment it

a beautiful moment What happened? It was an acting extravaganza.

Carlotta asked me to do a monologue.

Oh, Carlotta, really?

Yeah, yeah, she wants me to put down a subtitle for this US audition, something

like, I didn't do it with a US accent.

No, but that's not the problem. Can you do it again?

If you need any details, I can send you the surgeon and all the... I can send

you all the details, if you like.

Alright, awesome.

Alright, well you go out there and I will be out there in a second. Please

out and have some fun.

Don't stay in the kitchen.

You're not a housewife.

No, I know. Alright, I'll cut this apple and then I'll come out. You go have

fun.

It's a five -point plan to reinvent all I see.

A copy stands on a play wall page.

And I run to a place where no one cares.

I lie in the grass like a millionaire.

I play backgammon all through the night.

I sit and I say, my, my, I'm gone.

With my hands on my, say, my, my.

It's like a zombie action thriller, horror. Oh, my God, it probably merges a

lot of genres together, really.

But a little bit more than just a zombie film. It kind of taps into the

psychological...

manifestations of like darkness within and how we identify with inner demons

stuff. And in terms of actors, a lot of probably up and coming actors. No one, I

don't know.

You're an up and coming actor.

Did you speak to your agent afterwards?

I did. After our conversation, I did speak to Mia and like in the process of

trying to get into some more work right now. You know what you sound like,

right? I know. I can see you looking at me. Did you actually get on the phone

and tell her what I said?

Yes, I did.

What did you say? She should be riding the fucking wave.

She's fucking in a feature film in the UK. She shouldn't be getting fucking TVC

commercials after that shit.

It's from the teacher herself.

Okay, I see. Thank you. It means so much to me having your support.

Always. Did you find that acting in the UK was easier than here? Is there more,

do you reckon?

There was so many more opportunities, absolutely.

Now they say, just go out and film your own stuff. I'm writing the play.

So, yeah, yeah.

Oh, thank you. Yes, Sophia's been my mentor. I feel like you know everything

about everyone else. No, well, she's been really good. She's been helping me

through it. So it's called Summer Love.

Because you're named Summer. That's brilliant.

That's great.

You got it. It's a pun. Yeah, right, it's a pun. You got it. Okay, carry on.

it's a coming out, coming of age play.

So...

A married couple ascends around, a heterosexual married couple, and

their relationship plunges into turmoil as the wife grows increasingly

suspicious that her husband's having an affair with another man.

It's going to be a very cool thing. It's sort of shown from her point of view.

So, you know, at first she thinks, like, oh, nothing of it. He's going away with

the guy for the weekend. But then he sort of finds out eventually it's just

guy. And it gets a little suspicious. She thinks he's crazy.

But, yeah, and then it moves to his point of view. and when he finally

like, realises, let's suppose, that he is not heterosexual, then it's kind of

like his realisation and coming out and, you know, all that that comes with it.

So, yeah, it's going to be... It's going to be amazing.

Thank you.

I'm really excited.

Can I see it when I'm down?

Well, I'm still riding it. Can I get autographed now?

What's happening here?

Do I need to get autographed? I feel like that would never happen. Maybe.

Yeah, like, somebody's married to a woman and then just, like...

oh no it happens it really does it really does like especially like

know it sounds weird but there's sort of i don't know people realize at all

stages and ages of their life that they actually aren't heterosexual. I just

feel like that's not really that real. No, but that happens. It really does.

that's why, you know, sometimes marriages break down. And, like, it's

it's a process, I guess, especially if kids are involved.

But, yeah, I'm still sort of in the writing phase, so I'm not really

about casting at the moment.

Yeah. That's because half your job is done.

Yeah, well, I mean, I guess we'll see. I'm not sure yet. That sounds very

interesting. I want to see this.

It's interesting.

You're doing a fabulous job. Thank you. I mean, you probably won't be here by

the time it's done. Oh, well, maybe. You never know. Maybe I'll fly back summer.

It sounds pretty intense.

Yeah, I don't know. It's too dramatic for me. I'm fighting my comedies. It's a

bit lighter, you know? I miss you girls. It's not a comedy. But still, it

doesn't matter. I won't laugh, I promise, if I see it. Yeah, because it's

comedy. Yeah, exactly.

Um, yeah. Could you do our Mrs. Arse at class?

Aww. I miss you girls. I miss you girls. I'm just saying, for class at the

moment, it's a bit... Well, no, really?

Wow.

Probably, like, 12. They're not as good as us.

They're not as good as some of you. Yeah.

No, they're fine.

I mean, like, every year you get, like, some real talent that you just think is

going to, like, you know, like, go somewhere, do some stuff overseas, write

stuff with their own feet. I think she's talking about you there because she

went overseas.

Yeah. Well, he's a smart one.

But the obvious here... Sorry, carry on. And then, you know... How has the

Australian scene been for you? Yeah.

Yeah, he's, like...

Yeah, I mean Ian and I talk daily and like he's getting me like heaps for

casting So yeah, I'm like I'm constantly out and about yeah, it'll be like it

won't be long before you see me back on the screen So yeah, no, it's I'm busy.

It's good. Who's Ian? Is he the casting team?

So Anyway I'm opening up the tips everyone We have two issues,

first one is my bottle is empty Second one is you still haven't told me how

Christmas was

Oh, yeah, yeah. But let's deal with this one. What is that? It's a massive bag

of chips.

Oh, I've got, I've got. Look at that bag of chips. No, no, no. It's crazy. Have

a look again, because I feel like there's another, there's another

there. It's absolutely massive.

Yeah, but have a look again. We don't have those in the UK. This is exciting

me. All right, I hope you guys. We can't believe it.

Let's go.

As if we're going to come to the beach without eating.

It's just the rain.

Come on, Fifi, don't be like that.

It's probably wonderful.

Fiona. Yeah, we've been through this. Yeah, we have. We're tight now.

I spent the day at the cemetery

with my mum.

That is terrible.

Did you at least eat good food there?

No,

my dad didn't come.

He wanted me to go to, you know, new family, but would you like a...

Would you like a champagne?

Yeah, I would love one. Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, so, and, you know, he wanted me to go, but I'm still not, yeah, I'm still

not. But you were alone in prison.

Yeah, but it's okay.

But you just wanted to be alone.

Yeah, yeah, it was me and my mum.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, but the weirdest thing happened, on a better note.

Oh, hello.

Does that leave me drinking from the bottle?

On a better note, I saw my ex.

You saw Mark? I haven't seen him in like eight months.

No, no, no. On Christmas Eve, I was in the supermarket. He didn't see me.

And I was buying the dip and I saw him.

My God, was he really fat now?

No. He looked really happy.

Like, in the four years that I was with him, he never looked that good.

Like, he looked so happy. And there I was spying on him through the aisle.

Don't be silly. Like, creepy.

Did you talk to him? No, no. You know what? Inside, he's probably miserable

not still with you. No, but it made me feel so good. It made me feel so good

that he was doing well.

You want a happy ending?

Yeah, and it led into my Christmas, you know, with my mum.

And I just felt relief and something off my back to know that he's doing really

well. And, yeah, there I was, creepy, but, you know. But you're doing well,

right? Yeah, yeah. That's right. Well, why don't we cheers to you being okay?

That's what we care about right now. Cheers to that water.

Oh, we're here.

Cheers.

Yeah, I felt it. That's good.

Well, this is one of my New Year's resolutions is that I'm going to drink

alcohol and drink more water and I've been running and I'm going to start

Transcendental Meditation and yeah, so that's me in a nutshell at the moment.

Okay.

Good on you. Just cold?

Yeah. That sounds healthy.

Good job. Just so you know, you already look fit, like you don't have to try any

harder. All of you, by the way.

That's not aimed at just beefy.

Where did you find this guy?

I think I want to keep pushing myself as an actor.

I feel like I'm on a really good path, but I know I can go further and I know I

can push myself more.

And maybe I need to make some changes and maybe I need to move locations.

I'm not... Well, you know you can come to the UK anytime, right?

UK.

That's where it's all happening. We all should go to the UK.

You should go to the UK.

You should come with me, Sophia.

Don't be so rude like that. Come on, we're tight now.

But can I just also, on a side note, on a side note, like, I just got off set.

I saw your ex, Richard, on the ABC

TV show I just finished. I'll tease you on that one and only thing. Thank you.

There we go. We can bond on something else, Sophia. Isn't that brilliant?

Okay. You said T .O .P. How is my T .O .P.? What is that?

I didn't actually speak to him much because I kept it, you know,

But, yeah, he's been good.

He's all right? Yeah.

He's just doing his thing.

I'm glad. Yeah.

If it helps, he's probably not. He's actually not. You know what? And he's

fucking dick. I was a fucking dick.

So. Right. Come on, don't be like that. You girls are nice.

It's actually really awkward.

I feel like you girls should actually just give up and start dating women.

Because there's actually so many more pros.

I'm not going to argue with that.

So many more pros to dating women than there are for guys.

I'm not kidding. Okay, no, seriously?

Okay,

let's do it. There are no traditional gender roles.

I'm serious. Okay, think about it.

No traditional gender roles, where only the guy can make the first move. Either

of you can.

That's broken down, and it's great. It's so liberating.

Two, fair emotional connection, because women actually speak their minds and

talk to each other. There's no, like, passive -aggressive silences. That's

Three... Passive -aggressive silences? No, seriously, you know how I'm feeling?

Like, really?

No,

but... I'm not talking about sex. I'm saying, like, you understand the other

person's body better, because you're going to know the same way it works. You

know what I mean?

Well, I have seen a penis. I just didn't want to go near it.

You get two wardrobes. You can wear each other's clothes, which is super cute.

And I'm one for pregnancy.

Sorry.

What? Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

I'm so sorry.

Shit.

Are you pregnant?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Fuck it.

I'm pregnant.

I guess congratulations is in order.

I'm so sorry.

There's nothing wrong with that. Hang on.

Why are we sorry?

It's not that bad, is it? This is real. This is real.

It's fine. It doesn't matter.

Wait, wait, wait. Why are you drinking?

Why am I giving you alcohol?

I'm not fucking keeping it.

Hang on a minute. Why not?

You would make a great mum.

I agree.

Are you fucking joking?

You've been a better mother to me than my own mother.

Okay, and I love you for saying that.

But honestly, that's because I can have a fucking shot with you when you need

me. Can you imagine me raising a fucking little alien?

Like, I would literally...

I would kill it. I'd kill plants. Like, I would kill it. You have a life in you

right now. You can't get rid of it. Exactly. That's a beautiful little kid.

Please, don't do it. No, no, please.

Okay, I would literally make the worst mother in the world. We can probably all

drink to that.

The worst mother in the world.

I will drink, but I don't agree with you. I agree it's your choice, but I'm

saying that there's something growing inside of you right now.

and not everyone gets that. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's amazing.

It's completely ironic that you're pregnant because I just got an email of

Carlotta, pilot season in the US, teen pregnant mum.

She wants him to do a US accent and I'm completely perfect for the role.

Teen? Yeah, you do accent coaching.

Do you reckon we can work on my side?

Not enough.

What do you mean? You do accent coaching, right?

I mean, I can already do it, but it wouldn't be a bad thing to get, like, a

second opinion or whatever.

What do you mean you can already do it? I can, I mean, I can do a US accent.

I've never heard you do an American accent.

I can if I need to. Have you ever done it?

Sure.

Can you do one now? What do you want me to say?

I actually just think you might want to just take more classes before doing any

work. Like accent classes?

Just classes in general.

What do you mean?

We've finished the class. It's all good. I'm, like, ready to be a working actor.

Oh, you're ready to be a working actor.

Yeah, aren't we all?

Hey guys, can I just cut in there and just say how grateful I am that you

all came just to have you all here. I haven't said that yet tonight.

Hey, thank you.

It's a pleasure being here. She meant all of it.

To everyone, to everyone.

Honestly, no, no, no, no.

I love you. I'm so grateful.

I was going to ask you about my monologue. You didn't give me your

my monologue.

Did you guys see my monologue? I wanted to hear your feedback as well.

What's wrong?

You saw it. What did you think?

I thought it was great. I was waiting for Sophia's feedback as well. You're a

fucking moron and you would fucking think it was great. What do you mean?

were playing...

You were fucking yelling at the whole time. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

How about we go to the pier? How about we go to the pier?

Because the fireworks are going to happen, like, really soon, and we'll get

position, and we'll see them from a great area, and, you know, yeah.

So let's go, okay?

All right. We're good. You know what? You know what we told them? We're good.

We're good.

I'm behind you. I'm behind you. I'm behind you. I'm behind you. I'm behind

I'm behind you.

I'm

behind

you.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

10, 9, 8, 4, 3, 2,

1. I'm ready.

Whoa.

What was just happening?

Just don't watch it.

Is there something you need to tell me?

No, there's nothing you need to fucking know. You know what? I'm sick of you

being a bitch all night. What just fucking happened?

That is real.

Whatever the fuck you have, fuck knows what that is. But that is real and that

needs to be sorted out. So you just let that... So what is that? Are you going

to tell me what that is?

Or are you just going to be coy?

I thought you were fucking close. I thought she would have told me.

You don't know anything about me and Lucinda, so don't pretend that you do.

You know nothing about us.

I know it's not real. They had a thing.

I don't get it, but it happened.

So why was I here?

Oh, no, no.

I mean, really.

Why are you being kind to him? Why does he not know the truth? I get it, I get

it. You girls, you're fucking, you're so dramatic. I'm sorry, but we didn't even

know the truth.

Did you know the whole time you knew that was going to happen?

Well, I knew what she wanted to do.

You did?

Did you know how she would react?

I didn't know how Lucinda would react, but I know Summer's in love with her.

has been ever since that night.

Happy New Year.

Thank you.

Fuck you for not saying anything.

Fuck you. I don't care.

I'm sick of you dramatic bitches. I don't need this shit.

I need to kiss a girlfriend. I roll with it. And that's the fucking problem.

That's why you'll never fucking get anywhere.

What is wrong with you? You still think it's about I'm not gay and I can't do

this and I can't do that. The whole fucking point is to be someone else.

Why can't you get that? Why are you yelling at me?

Because I've spent years teaching every fucking nobody exactly like you and you

will never fucking get anywhere unless you realise it's...

I won't kiss a girl. Oh, that's fucking disgusting.

I can't kiss a girl.

I might be drunk, but I'm telling you the truth. This isn't you.

Oh,

you want to talk about not being me?

Let's talk about why you like hanging around me. Don't think I don't fucking

know why you're friends with me.

You'll never fucking achieve the fame that I achieved, so you want to just

around me, get noticed because of me, because you'll never fucking achieve it

your own.

another job because everybody knows you as that role and everyone knows you're a

nightmare to work with so you have to take your fucking alcoholic washed up

husband all these auditions no she needs to hear this all these auditions you're

wrong you're wrong what you're looking at

I'm a fucking celebrity, baby.

Everyone.

I thought that's what you wanted. I thought you wanted me to show how I

feel about you.

What were you expecting, Summer?

What, that I'd fall into your arms? That I'd fall in love with you and that we'd

live happily ever after?

You were so delusional.

What? What are you talking about? What about that night that we shared? What

that to you? Just sex?

You know it wasn't.

You know, we made love and it meant something.

Lucinda, why are you doing this? Why did you bring Taryn tonight?

It just fucked with my mind and my plans.

Like, that was supposed to be the most romantic moment of both of our lives. I

don't know why you... Have you been planning this?

I've been planning to see you and talk to you, yes.

Lucinda, you don't know what this means to me. What do you expect from me? I

don't know... No, but I know how confused you are.

I'm not confused. You are confused. I know you are. I know what I want. I went

through the same thing, okay? I know what I want. I don't need you in my

Summer. I want what's best for you. I've done really well without you. So stop

this. I don't know what you expect from me.

You just don't realize that what we have is the most beautiful thing in the

world. You know what? You don't love Taryn.

No, I don't. But you know what?

You live in a fucking fairy tale.

And I don't believe in fairy tales, Summer. So get over it.

Stop. Leave me alone.

Fucking me.

How do

you feel? Probably we can sing.

That's a great idea.

Yeah, you're the only bitch tonight.

Okay, you seem a bit flustered.

The four Australians are really chilled. You seem like the only one that's, you

know, seems a bit relaxed.

You must have a good time on your years.

I just need to go.

You missed the beer, didn't you?

What did she say?

She said that, um...

But I'll never.

So I feel really, sorry, I'm just really, really worked up because she,

she's so mean. She said that I need more classes and I said,

why? And she said that I will never be a working actor.

What does she know? Is she an agent?

She's not an agent.

She's a teacher. And how old is she?

If she was a super successful actor, don't you think she would be on TV doing

regular roles by now?

Who's she to tell you you're a good actor or not?

You need to not take everything she says to heart.

You're a beautiful Australian girl. You've got talent.

You need to stop worrying about what other people say.

You don't know what she said.

I don't need to hear what she said. You were screaming at me.

Maybe she's jealous of you.

Yeah, right.

Zoe, listen to me.

You've got talent and you're beautiful and not as young as you.

You just keep doing what you love and it'll all happen, right?

Hey, just, it's okay.

Last time I checked, she was, you know, she's not making all the films in

Australia and Hollywood or wherever. I don't know.

Missy.

One contact's not going to make all the difference in the world. No, but I said

some really amazing stuff to her as well.

Yeah, well.

Like, really me.

Well, I'm not going to lie. Maybe she deserves it.

She really cried at Mikey's all night.

She did some awful things to me as well.

She put a bit of writing paper in.

She's who she is.

Okay? Just relax.

Sorry.

Just stop worrying about all the things that people say. All the negativity.

I mean, it hasn't felt like New Year's, has it?

No. Isn't this a time of happiness?

He's giving me that beautiful smile again.

I had so much negativity tonight. I didn't think Australia was like this.

It's been awful.

Yeah, welcome to Australia.

Yeah, indeed.

But look, I want to thank you for being the one positive person around.

So I think if anyone should be happy with themselves, it's you.

Beautiful,

Zoe.

Stop worrying about Sophia.

Yeah, sure, maybe she knows a few people, but she's not everything, you

You seem a bit calm already.

Yeah, but I'm just thinking... What?

I don't think I wish you were happy yet.

You didn't, actually.

Is that your happy new year right there? Happy new year.

Yeah, sorry.

It's a pretty happy new year though. That's probably the happiest I've been

night.

I can't. No, no.

I mean, he came here with Lucinda, it's... Well, hang on a minute. Wait,

wait. I mean, what is... There is no Lucinda.

I've got to remember, she left me in a foreign country.

I feel pretty used right now, like... So I'm not really too fond of thinking

about Lucinda.

Yeah, that's... Hey, don't worry about anyone, but right now, isn't this...

The nicest part of tonight, I mean, it's been tense all night.

Finally get a moment of relaxation and... Yeah, I've been trying to talk to

all night.

Why didn't you talk to me? I would have loved to have spoken to you.

No, you were talking to all the other girls in Lucinda.

Oh, I feel like I've been like a punching bag all night for those girls.

I've been as nice as I can to them, but there's no getting through to them. They

just... They really don't like me.

You know what? Girls can be bitches.

Yeah. But look, I don't have time for people like that.

I'd rather make time for people like you.

I don't think I said anything that wasn't the truth, so... Yeah, yeah. What

that?

Funny you say that. It's right in my New Year's resolution.

My mum, she said, in the end, the only thing we regret are the chances we

take and to always be truthful.

That's something I'm taking into now, this year.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I haven't... I've been pushing you girls away.

Yeah, it's been a hard two months, and so it was, you know, full on.

Yeah. Yeah, so it was... I can't believe what happened.

Like, Lucinda and Summer.

Oh, poor Summer. She's really looking forward to that, too. So happy that, you

know, she...

did do it yeah because you know in the end you take a leaf out of a book and

know the truth is best and that's how I want to live this year is

truthfully and it was like

this big thing that I I have to tell you something

The baby is, um, Mark's.

As in... You're...

You hate me?

No, no, no, no. You punch me. No, no, no, no. I felt like punching you several

times.

We... Have you been dating him?

It's only been like a couple of months.

Okay.

I'm okay with it. I really, I am.

It's just a lot to take in. Yeah, and I just, I didn't know how to tell you.

And I just, like I wanted to take a leaf out of someone's book and just tell

you, but it's probably more selfish for me to just like...

Get it out then you I know you're dealing with a lot and I I just but I

you to know because I just feel like every I really appreciate you telling me

really

It decides it all. Mark, it really wants us to have it.

And I know I only saw him briefly the other night, the other day, but he looks

so happy. I love him because of you.

Just please contemplate having the baby, please.

It's not... I'd be having it on my own.

He... You know he's not material.

I mean, I... I just... I don't even know how to...

Like, what would I... What would I do? Like, I'd have no life anymore. Like,

that... That would... I'd be a mum.

I know plenty of people who are mums and still actresses.

Honestly. It's not even about that.

Like... It's... Um...

I just, I can't even look after myself.

Well, I'm a fucking child, you know?

Thank you for telling

me.

I just, I don't, I don't want there to be... And I thought I was picking you

away.

Fuck me, tonight has been...

Crazy.

It shows you can't plan anything.

You can't plan anything in life, can you?

It just has its own little... little tricky way about

it, doesn't it?

I'm so sorry.

I feel like such a fucking bitch.

Um... I...

Let's just go home again.

Yeah.

Okay. I didn't want tonight to go like this, so let's just go home.

And I want this night to be really good again. I just want it to be good.

When you weren't at the apartment, I knew you'd be here.

This is my favourite spot.

Can I sit?

Yeah, it's mine too.

It's because of all the times we spent here together.

I've really missed it here.

I've missed having you here.

I came back a couple of times, but it wasn't the same.

I'm sorry.

About... I don't know.

Everything, I guess.

But I'm...

No, I'm sorry. I... I really overreacted.

I... You kissed me in front

of everyone.

In front of Taryn.

I... I was embarrassed. I was angry.

I...

No, I'm sorry, I know that was out of line and I...

I don't know, I thought it'd be romantic with the countdown and fireworks and...

You know, Lucinda, I've always really admired you.

Like, I kind of feel like I based a lot of my acting plans on you, like I

followed in your footsteps or tried to, that's why I went to LA with you.

Well, one of the reasons.

And, I don't know, I just always admired the way you just set out to achieve

something and you do it.

You just had so much ambition.

I'm really proud of you.

You do need to live your own life, you know.

I know. You can't just follow me.

I want to live my life with you in it.

You're always going to be in my life.

You're my best friend.

I love you. That's not going to change.

But I have more than friendship.

Like, I feel more than friendship for you.

And I think I can just...

Be friends with you anymore.

I don't want to ruin the friendship that we have.

On the other hand... I'm not into women.

I never have been.

I... But then there's you.

Maybe it's just me, you know? Maybe I turned you.

You're a fool.

Yeah, maybe.

I mean, that night.

That was the best night of my life.

You know?

I just can't see going back from that.

Every night when you're in the UK, I look up at the moon.

I know you were looking at the same one.

I felt like we were connected by that somehow. I don't know, it's silly.

You're such a romantic.

Yeah, I read too much Shakespeare.

You really do.

You know a lot of girls who have done the same thing, and guys, you know.

It's like...

I don't want to say denial, it's not denial, it's just... I'm not living in

denial. I know, I know you're not. It's just, I don't know, I know you're

confused. I was confused too.

I know it's hard.

But I don't even know if you need to put a label on it, like who you're

attracted to.

It's just, it is what it is, and we happen to be attracted to each other.

Like emotionally and physically and I feel like this could work And

I really would just feel like if I don't give it a shot I will regret it for

the rest of my life So I

Just I want to I want to try you know if you're willing

Um, who's that?

They turned 10 minutes on my couch.

That's so disgusting.

Let me help you with this shit.

That's an even better idea.

I like that. There you are.

Definitely. Yeah.

You good?

Yeah. Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Thank you so much for coming in. Happy New Year.

You have a safe journey home, okay? Yeah. I'm just going to catch up.

Yeah.

See you soon. Yeah. We'll catch up soon. Yeah.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry to call so early.

Yeah, it's been ages.

I know.

Yeah, happy new year.

Did you have a good one?

Yeah, um... No, they're very...

Yeah, I've been okay.

Um, actually, there is a reason I'm calling you.

It's something I need to tell you.

We began by the sea.

The light of the full moon swallowed me.

Spat me out one New Year's Eve into air so hot I could not

believe we were born from that same cool night.

But the light that we'd followed had blinded us so I didn't know that we

flew so low.

There was nowhere else to go.

Now the last little piece of our love takes its

leave and I'm terrified of what I'll find.

on the other side of this new