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It was like hanging out with one of the
guys, spending time with my
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stepdaughter, Dillian, whenever my wife
went out of town.
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She would step up to the plate and keep
me company.
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She wanted to make sure I didn't get too
lonely with her mom away.
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We'd drink beer and talk about sports,
even play a little game of poker.
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Although one random July afternoon,
after taking her for every dime she had,
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decided to up the ante and make it a
game of strip poker.
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You know, in effort to...
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Win her money back.
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Full house.
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Damn it.
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So promise me, when I start winning,
you're going to start stripping that.
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The two of us naked?
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I don't think that would be too
appropriate.
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Whatever you say.
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But what I didn't quite realize at the
time was just how bad she really was at
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the game. And before I knew it, she was
standing there in front of me, toppling.
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Am
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I
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making you uncomfortable?
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A little bit.
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I'm just a chick with tits. No big deal.
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You go to strip clubs, don't you?
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No.
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Oh, Dad, don't be so pathetic.
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Yeah, I don't think your mom would like
that too much.
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Which part?
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If you went to a strip club or if you
looked at my tits?
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Both.
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Well, she's not here.
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God, I'm so bad at this game.
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Are you bluffing me?
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Maybe. Are you flirting with me?
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No. You're trying so hard not to look.
You should just look.
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You like tits, don't you?
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Yeah. And mommy's not home to tell you
you can't indulge a little. I'm not
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indulging.
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Besides...
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Uh, girls like you, uh, kind of like
crack, you know? You take one hit and
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want the whole thing.
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It's okay.
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It's not okay. Besides, your mom would
completely freak out.
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Well, I'll never tell her.
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Hair ape.
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Nothing else.
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God damn it. You got it correct.
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Wow.
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Leave it. Daddy has it.
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Sure. Sure. We should be doing this.
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I think it's a great idea.
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Especially with mom's dad.
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Oh, that's a big one.
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Oh, yeah.
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That tight mouth.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck, yeah.
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You're so much bigger than the boys at
school.
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I don't know if I should hear that.
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Please.
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Look how big and fat it is in my tiny
little hand Oh
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yeah
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Sammy stand up for your
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little girl
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Thank you for watching.
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I think my balls really struck that guy.
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Now my brothers and sisters are
laughing.
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You're naughty.
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And that was the day my daughter and I
decided that poker is a game best played
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with family.
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