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Go damn tight!

What? Can't you do anything right?

Alfred, where's my kale smoothie? I'm starving.

There you go, miss.

Freshly blended.

Is this organic?

It tastes like sugary.

It's the finest organic blend. It's flown in right from Italy.

Italy? I specifically said France.

Do you ever listen?

Maybe come back to the kitchen.

Yes.

Alfred, get back here!

Yes, ma 'am. My feet are cold. Go wear my slippers.

Your slippers?

Duh. What else are you good for?

Actually,

forget about the slippers. Just go massage my feet.

I'm tired from shopping.

Hello? Don't just stand there. Chop, chop.

Fascinating. What now?

It appears you sent this text message to the wrong Alfred.

How do I think about it?

The only other Alfred I know is your mother's boyfriend.

Oh, my God.

Delete it. Delete it right now.

Why, miss? I believe your dear mother would find this message

illuminating. No!

You can't tell her! She'll, like, kill me!

And yet, somehow, honesty still seems like the best policy.

Fine. What do you want?

Money? What I really desire.

Is you.

I'd love to ruin that pretty little entitled face of yours.

Sex? With me?

Are you insane?

You're, like, old.

I'm not old.

I'm experienced.

No. No way. You freaking perv.

Okay. Luckily I have your mother on Steve's dial, so... And why would my mom

ever believe you?

Well, I've been working with your mother for over 15 years now.

This text message, my word, that's all she'll need.

Jesus Christ. Fine.

Just give me a moment to mentally prepare myself.

I can help you with that.

Thank you.

Satsang with Mooji

of the mouth of yours and shut you up.

that pretty little entitled face of yours.

Holy...

The blowjob isn't enough.

No, I want to feel a tight pussy.

But I can make you come from head if you just give me more time.

So, are the little deals not working for you any longer?

It's time for me to call your mom? Is that what's going on? Okay, fine. I'm

ready. I'm ready.

Oh.

Whoa.

little bratty pussy of yours.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You're like that tight, young pussy woman.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

God.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

What? Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah!

Oh fuck!

Yes.

Oh, my dear.

I'm gonna fuck that title off your ass.

Mm.

Oh.

Well, that wasn't so bad.

I think it's time we get back to that foot massage.

Oh, no, no, no.

I think I'm in the mood for foot massage right now.