Original subtitles

To Patrick Dewaere and Xavier Saint Macary

Let it be

What's your name?

What else can I do for you?

Is it your dog?

No, I would never keep such a dirty dog.

Why didn't you just say no?

Can't we go to your place and have a drink?

It's shut down, go somewhere else.

Get up! You got yourself too tanned up.

So what can we do? Go back?

Let's go back first.

Alright?

I wanna talk about something Please listen up

Give me a light first

You saw it?

That's the kind of boat I wanna buy,

sharp with some storage down low.

But you would never go down there.

You don't believe me?

Never.

Shit!

Damn it!

What do you have on mind?

Let's carry it along?

Stop kidding.

But I like it.

You are too bothersome.

Are you crazy? Stop it.

Come.

Come up

This is our friend. We have finally gathered.

Let the danger disappear far back.

We are going to a place that mankind never set foot on.

How you call this kind of dog with such messy hair?

Nick.

Nick, good!

Don't be too crazy!

Cold Moon

Come down, Nick.

Hey, Kuwaitian.

Help me wash my car after you are done

I left my key inside

The Kuwaitian. What's his name?

Arachide.

Arachide, Arachide. He's a Cacahuéte.

Tune back to that channel, tune back.

Shit, don't understand a word.

This dude is talking.

What's his name?

Mussolini.

The guy that likes to exaggerate and acts like...

It's really funny, look at him. What a performing genius

­Aryans are destined to rule the world!­

"That's it, very well!.."

"Goal! Goal!"

Simon!

What's up?

Jacuzzi is so damn good!

What?

It's so nice.

Stephen, don't go I beg you!

I love you!

I have to go!­

Simon!

Hi Nadine.

You smoked in here?

It smells.

Joanna, please stop loving me!

I love you!

Wait Nadine, allow me.

OK.

The air here is so much better.

Where is Dédé?

He's in the bath tub.

You are a nice guy, but don't put toys inside.

Also, don't order that guy around He's got a job.

Trust me, he's worth this kind of money

Your suit is so good looking.

You like it?

Yeah.

When guests come to my house

They don't always have to bring their dogs along, right?

It's someone else's dog.

Whose dog is it?

I don't know, it's a bitch.

Maybe wandering around.

There aren't that many good dogs around.

What's this?

I'll be leaving soon.

New swim suit. Man, so big.

You are too much.

This is my sister's house. Take it easy.

I grew up in here.

Right ? Nadine?

Yes.

Not necessary.

Simon is so sexy.

Wait.

I'm telling you. Stop wearing my stuff.

Isn't it much cleaner now?

What about the dog over there?

What you gonna do with it?

Don't know.

We can eat it.

Nick, right ?

I cut the head off, madam.

Can't eat, too bad.

Can you help me give it a chop?

Whatever you say.

Whatever I tell you?

Don't say that, I didn't ask for anything.

Don't hesitate to put them in the shopping cart

Get up, get up

Keep going.

It's right there, trust me.

What is it?

You'll see.

Close your eyes.

Look.

The white guitar That's it.

That's it, my god, take a look.

Isn't it the one next to it the same? Just different color.

That's not the same. It's a copy.

Look at this.

I think this thing is gonna cost a lot of money.

So why think about it?!

I'm gonna buy it.

What? Don't you have a nearly brand new one?

That's different. This is the only one in the country, terrific.

My god!

Strings, shape...

Everything is original.

This is so damn good.

Holding it up Touching it, feels like!

I'll caress it, let it scream Right? Pretty?

That's how it's played.

You are good.

Guitarists always perform lying down. Don't know why.

And then act like this!

Genius.

Go back a little bit.

Genius.

Look at this, cool.

Flame exploded on the stage.

I don't wanna answer.

I said I didn't wanna answer You must be hiding something.

I've seen them all, this kind of expressions.

You are always like this, always.

I'm telling you, don't make me fight with you.

Shit!

Of course I understand you.

A young man has to work. It's life.

This is health.

But that's all there is to it.

We hope we can have a direct conversation next time.

At least this is all clear.

God damn it.

That's it, I like very much.

Stop the nonsense.

What an education to your ears!

This is what music is all about.

This is not everything about music.

There is always opera when marriages go bad.

I'm being executed by boredom.

I never had a chance to communicate with others.

I like to be surrounded by people.

Me too, I love family the most, then friends.

What do you want me to say.

I wasn't even allowed to talk to a man, damn!

You meant to say it's really good, right?

You kept me home, it's against the law.

But you have to start getting used to this kind of life style.

Dédé! Dédé!!

What!

Be quiet!!!

Dogs and fighting!­ It's not too appropriate.

Just like when you were a kid, haven't changed a bit.

I'm not a dog.

What are you yelling about.

I'm gonna break your leg!

You are working too hard.

You can tighten up your big belly.

You are skinny enough, don't know why you still try to lose weight.

If someday you go the bank to get money.

Stop the bullshit! Stupid!

What? What are we?

Did you hear, Simon!

You want me to knock you to the ground?

Don't sit there like a Buddha.

I've had enough.

I gotta work.

He can speak French. Am I dreaming or what?

My life is all dark.

Let's watch this.

I'm leaving.

There isn't any French woman like you.

Don't make me angry.

The 7th round

Eh cacahouète, look. You'll be like this one day.

Should never marry just like us.

And life wouldn't be so bland.

I'd run away if I met such woman.

A good thing about being single is when you meet a hot blonde.

You can go after her.

But there's a bitch waiting at home after you're married.

To us, we have another way to get it out of our systems.

Right, Simon?

Should we tell him?

Should we tell him?

Stop!

No, stop kidding me!

I'll be upset, understand?

You have the time? Pick me up at the factory by then.

It's still early.

Lend me your car.

Ok.

Be careful. It's not braking too well.

See you tomorrow.

You want! no no no....

I should tell you.

I wanna fuck you.

You wanna fuck me?

I'm very strong.

I've taken a shower.

You can suck on it.

I think we should put some lubricant.

You really wanna fuck me?

God, Johnny.

You know your thing is very small, very small!

Says who, mine isn't that small.

I'll be very strong when I fuck you, you'll like it.

Then I'll be willing to.

Come on, put it in.

Ok, Johnny. Go deeper, right!

Nice, Johnny, it feels so good!

Okay, I want you to suck it all in.

What are you doing!

What's this?

You've decided not to let us sleep, right?

So loud!

No, I...

Hurry up, turn off the TV, go to sleep.

What?! The TV is muted. Shouldn’t be any problem.

Yeah, no sound, but it smells.

Don't say that, I've already taken a shower.

You did take a shower, but you haven't washed your socks for years.

It smells like you guys have been camping.

The smell of camping is rather normal.

Hurry up and go back to the tow truck.

You don't have to be here!

I rather call it a "truck"!

I say

If you wanna sleep in the tow truck, then go ahead, don't be shy.

You are very good, but you're gonna wake everybody up in the community.

You, get out of here!

Let him go, I've had enough.

Shit, there's more to come.

I never allow you to drink beer.

Go buy your own whenever you wanna drink.

Shut up! I don't have the right to drink?

I bought it myself.

With the money you have in your pocket?

You just wanna be like this for the next 50 years?

What have you been doing?

Okay okay, stop lecturing me.

It hurts even more when it's coming out of your mouth.

Listen up , Nadine!

You can get the hell out of here.

Because I have another one of them.

I have to work tomorrow.

You don't care at all, do you?

No, no, I hate you!

Go get a job.

You have expectations on me?

Look for a job, thanks for your wishes.

Why don't you look around in the job market, bad mood at home.

If so,

just go out then.

Is he crazy?

I have dignity!

Dignity!!

You'd better stop bothering me.

No, everyone has dignity. You can't...

Enough, get out!

Come on,

Fuck!

I watched an American cowboy movie. Let me tell you.

What are you doing here?

I'm not sleepy, I'm here to see my little Simon.

Look at how tired he is.

He's gonna be thirsty, come and see!

No no, you can't drink here.

Not even a can of beer?

Actually, you're dealing with corpse.

Good evening, Simon.

You don't wanna look at me ?

It's me.

Mermaid.

What's up with you?

Stop talking, alright?

What?

Shut up! Understand? Stop talking!

It's the second time

Are you alright? How have you been doing?

Good

Do you know, he is getting better.

Is that so?

How about you? How are you doing?

I'm always doing well.

I've never seen you sick.

So, Denis, you eat well?

You know, you can't resist nice food when you have a chef at home.

How is it, little boy?

Denis, you look good.

I think yesterday.

Is it?

You know... ­know... you...

Really very good!

Good!

Right.

Wipe it off.

How many cans of beer you had?

Three.

Three.

Three cans, good.

Thirty?

Yeah!­ yeah!­

Do you want appetizer?

Your mother will be happy when you are happy.

Come on.

What kind of dishes you think I should prepare today?

Oh no... Simon, don't let him smoke.

One or two puffs can't be too bad.

Simon....I...

Wait a minute, I didn't get it. What do you want? Banana?

No, he said he saw a donkey.

What, you saw a donkey on TV?

Yes.

What not own a cat?

Why bother, I will probably die before it does.

He saw a donkey. And the people buying candy.

Don't move, let me go

The roof is really nice here.

It's best for sun-bathing.

Stop talking right now.

What are you doing? Being a father?

This is good too It's good that you're all serious.

And I wanna fuck a woman right now.

I wanna take a piss, where is the bathroom?

What's up?

No..nothing

Come on.

Watch your mouth.

Hello, Madam

He's with me, Dédé I've told you already.

Yes, is it that conductor?

Right.

Who! ­who is conducting the philharmonic.

Let me introduce you Denis

Denis, he's my partner Dédé

And also my driver.

He's got a really nice car.

He didn't come with the nice car .

Auntie, have you gotten the clothes ready yet?

Yes.

I almost forgot, help me send something to priest

Ok.

Alright, Let's go.

Bye bye, little boy.

Nice to see you with such good appetite

Go say hello

Don't be silly

Go, hurry up

Okay, we have to go

Be careful, there is a dog in the yard

Why do you bite?

You said that

I never said that

I made it up, like everyone else

Right right

Listen up, I've had enough of your mouth

- Right? Right I'm gonna take a deep breath now

Dédé, You're not trying hard at all

Yes, you are selfish and bad.

Let me finish.

And I think it's all acceptable

Finally, I think I have the right to lie to them.

Of course, you are free We are not married yet

What about music?

You talk about music all the time.

And you never actually learn to play any instrument

Okay, enough

You don't have much patience

Almost everything you say is nonsense

We all know about that, we're all trying to stay away from you!

No one has confidence in you

Also women

It's not worth talking about

Because they're just holes to you

Not even a little bit of respect

And what about you You respect them?

Shit, if I talk about that, then...

Shut up! ....

You understand now?

Understand what? Let go!

Let go!

Let me go first

Why me first?

Let go

I'll let you go But you have to let me go too

You have to let go right away

What are you looking at? Want to take me a picture?

Wait up, I'm coming right back

Hey sir You're leaving like this

I just want to face the light.

Don't touch the instruments. Ask me first.

Don't' touch it.

Are you interested?

Yeah, I wanna buy it for my son.

What's the matter All of a sudden it's raining now

How are you doing?

How you doing?

You okay?

What's going on with my brothers now?

Don't be like this, stop bothering me

Ah, in a bad mood What happened?

Your wife doesn't want you no more?

If he has a wife Then that's called adultery.

I remember a tale about wives

It's about an old woman

You heard about it? Don't ask me if you already know about it

It's about an old woman Listen up, concentrate

A fat woman, really fat. Like a pig.

A fat woman.

She's so fat she couldn't even get into the elevator.

So she had her grandson come over

She said, "Dear Granny needs your help"

And then, and then!­

And, where was I, right

She had her grandson come over. Grandson came over.

He said, "Granny, what do you want me to do for you?"

She said, "Granny needs your help"

She wanted to get into the elevator. But she couldn't get in on her own.

And the kid thought of a method

He tried to push her in from the back.

After three minutes, she said to him!­ Are you listening?

"What are you doing? You're pushing me"

He then said, "What should I do, Granny?"

"I've tried my best, but still couldn't push you in"

Funny, right?

Look, it's frozen now.

Dédé, you're such a sadist

Just think of someone doing this to you

No one is gonna act like that.

You're just trying to find a topic. Washing glasses all day long.

Isn't it fun washing glasses?

Here are the bills for water, electricity, and food. Pay up!

None, I don't have any money.

You don't even have a penny.

I still owe them money here.

Me too, but I always pay them back.

Go check with the bank. Give me the money, then we're through.

If I have any money, I'll definitely give it you.

What else do you want me to say?

Stop, you'll have to pay for it if you knock it over.

Don't talk to me like this. I won't take your nonsense.

Shit!

You don't care? Wanna fight?

No no no, ain't gotta be like this.

I don't care, he messed with me first

Then go ahead and wait for me outside. I'll be right there.

You guys will have to take it outside. Absolutely not in here.

Shit

Hello!

What's up?

Here, cassette for you.

You can return it. I've already gotten one.

What happened?

Are you alright now?

You okay?

Listen up, you friend seems to be a little too much.

He's in a bad mood Life is hard out there.

Hey, can you do me a favor?

I'm in such a mess right now.

No problem, let's go

Thanks, because obviously I can't go to him

So long, young champion.

Don't make noises when you come back.

Let's play poker tonight.

Alright, I don't have shifts these couple of nights.

I didn't see him today.

Who is that? Honking and making all that noise out there.

That's my car.

Wait, I'll go have a drink, five minutes.

-I'm coming. -What?

Don't you think it's rude to have me wait all this time?

I can't believe your attitude.

It's only five minutes. Then we'll go dating.

You only have one life.

Aren't you thirsty?

I'm telling you, if you don't move your car...

Can I make a call?

Sure, in the corner.

Simon, some one is going after your car.

Such rascal.

Lady, lady, don't go!

I'm bad, but this blonde is such a knock out.

I can't stop thinking about it.

Is the cassette still here? Let me see.

I was just kidding, I don't have this one.

Are you feeling better?

Fantastic.

Thank you!

(Combination sandwich)

Finish up the sandwich I put a lot of effort into it.

Let's play with it a little bit.

Dédé, you crazy?

I can't play with it like this.

Oh, stop bothering me.

Where did you put the package?

There, right there. I have to show the picture.

Look!

Did you see this? Isn't this thick?

And a small one, it's bent.

Such a fool!

This woman is pretty happy.

Okay okay, stop playing.

Really, stop fooling around, let's go.

Okay, come on in.

Hello, priest, I'm bringing this to you for my auntie.

I'm sorry

This is normal? How come it's not warm in here?

Just gotta get used to it.

Something wasn't cleaned properly.

I thank your auntie.

This is a sacred lady.

Okay.

Yeah, what's the name of that poor little kid?

Danny? He is stupid

It's not good now.

Thank you.

Bye

Did you see?

It looks as though it's portraying the ancestors.

Right?

Right.

They have to go now, it's closing.

Wait, I have an idea.

It's so quiet here.

Simon!

Simon!

Simon!­

Simon?

Simon

Please show up at my feet.

"I can't be satisfied!­"

Dédé, red or white?

Good!!!

You know I love to be in church.

At least people have a religion

It feels okay.

Is Maria a prostitute?

No, she is a faithful Christian.

But her parents never believed in her. She had to keep her mouth shut.

But she never gave up on her religion.

I don't quite understand.

Dédé, this is the least you have to know as a Christian.

People started saying that the woman was crazy.

And she still believes in the existence of God as always.

She was then blessed and pregnant.

And then became Virgin Mary.

One day, she was praying to God.

The roof fell down. Many people got hurt.

But she was fine

People started talking about her being protected by God.

People started believing in it. The wound then healed itself.

Such sanctity.

God even gave green beans to people.

Green beans? Peas?

Yeah

You know how people call green beans?

Little Angel.

(Arabic)

Where is my little gift?

Put the money there.

Do you know about those courageous people?

Bull fighters.

My brother likes them a lot.

Is that so?

Is he allowed to go out there? Even though he likes bull fighters, he...

Have a taste.

Bye.

Do you like fucking?

Yeah, sure.

Men?

I'm not gay.

You still don't know about my ability.

Wait, what are you doing?

Come.

Be seated.

Sit down.

You don't believe that my brother like bull fighters?

I do.

Come on!

Go!

Come on!

Fantastic!

I'm an astronaut!

It's fun!

What a shame.

It's spinning too much.

You're great though.

What?

Look!

Shit!

Shut up!

Did you get poked by that woman?

No.

Gotta try that!

Have to let me think it over.

Are you alright?

I wanted to tell you not to constrain yourself, gotta be brave.

That woman can bend her legs this way.

Mouth and vagina were that close

So nice.

This is such a miracle. Just couple of inches apart.

Do you understand what I'm talking about?

Look, we're created by the guy up there.

Thanks for the advice, but I think...

From my point of view, when man was being created,

God was fight with Devil at the time.

You got money? My brother

I'm so hungry.

Won't you have money if you stop drinking? I'm not gonna give it to you.

Oh no

We're going to give a little something.

You're too kind

I appreciate everything.

Dédé

What is it?

We have to be back

Give it!

Isn't it strong?

This is not good, you're really bad

Listen to me. Dédé Don't you be like this

You should think for them.

How does he want me to respond? Give him a bunch of money?

I didn't do anything.

I didn't start this. He started it.

If he fought back, we'd give the respect he deserved.

You are so bad.

You're a bunch of assholes!

Should be taken for execution!

Asshole!

You're not giving him the respect he deserves!

Listen up.

Start it!

Asshole!

I want to kill you all!

Kill you all!!

We have too much money!

Act up when you see the boss!

We want to do this.

Hey, are you looking for us?

You're lying to us.

Stop playing tricks!

Give me your hand.

I'm going to pull you up.

Fool!

(Chanson)

Look at that! It's a mannequin

Look at him.

Look!

I'm telling you to stop!

Let's go.

He's so fun.

My girlfriend.

Be gentle.

He's shut up now.

He can't talk any more.

Don't show the wine bottle.

No no

Hurry up and open the window. Let the scent go.

Shit, too bad.

They're blocking the road

Stop acting stupid.

Shit.

Can you show me your driver's license?

What happened?

He is my father, Mr. Officer.

My father has passed away

Mr. Officer, we work on night shifts.

And his father passed away. We have to go to his house.

I'm sorry, Mr. Officer. It's funny, but I'm desperate.

Be brave.

What about you, sir? Got a driver's license?

Driver's license? Sure I do.

Then it would be a lot more appropriate to have you drive instead

Dédé, let's switch seats.

Let me drive.

He's right.

Good, be brave!

Go ahead, but you better be careful, it's dark out here.

Thank you!

It's better to fasten your seat belts.

I work hard, but it doesn't seem to get me anywhere.

We can go back together. That guy is in a coma.

Blow a whistle towards that blonde.

Hurry up, look at her.

Look at how coquettish she is Those bombs on her chest

Over there, hurry up.

Shit!

Did you see the way she danced?

I'm telling you, it was hot.

It was so nice.

Stop it

Let go, let go.

No, stop playing around.

How is it, fun?

Let go!

Stop sucking!

Tastes so good!

Listen up, you bastard!

Stop it!

I can't take such humiliation!

Move out of the way, look at me.

He started it!

Calm down, he's in a bad mood.

Stop messing around.

Stop it!

Move aside.

Listen, don't you!­

You want more?

Come on!

Let me go!

Bastard!

Get out!

I don't want to see y'all no more.

Take my words for it.

The dearest in my life.

Hey, are we still going together?

Dédé, we have another friend now.

Lady.

He shouldn't kick me out like this.

He's made a mistake.

Let's go, get the fuck out of here!

There's a good thing about this.

No! You're the same as my daughter.

Simon!

Simon!

What the heck is this?

What?

What is it? Expensive?

Expensive? It really is.

This is my work. It's the only thing I ever made.

You're so strong.

That's not all. You haven't seen anything yet.

You're not kidding

I'm not kidding, I make a record of all the women I fucked, look

Look!

Incredible.

Are you going to put me on there?

Of course.

Your thingy is so big.

Isn't that good?

Don't be lazy, I want it all!

If it's still not enough, I can have my friend come over.

This way you'll feel even better.

I'm not scared.

Simon! Come on.

Come and fuck this woman with me.

I guarantee you'll feel good.

Have him come over.

Simon! Come on, Simon, don't be shy!

Come on in!

Everyone has a chance.

Simon! Simon!

Come on!

I swear to you.

Let's see who comes first!

Let's go once they leave.

Aren't they going to find out?

You think dead men can call the police?

Hurry up!

They're gone.

We're ready.

Grab the head and the leg.

It's so exciting.

So fun

It's fun, but it's also very heavy. I can't hold on any more.

Wait a moment, wait.

Did you see?

Come! Go.

Go.

Do you think they saw us?

Don't scare me, I'm sure they didn't see us.

Do you think they'll investigate?

You scare people like this all the time?

You think this is funny?

I'm sure they didn't find out.

We're very careful.

You're too scared.

You think people will care about a dead body?

This guy is so sad.

Yeah.

How long do you think this guy's been dead for?

Not too long, it was still soft when I grabbed it.

A corpse takes a long time to decompose, right?

I think so.

Bacteria, temperature

should affect the speed.

Nonsense.

I'm not kidding.

We are so bad...

Listen to me, Dédé.

This might be stupid..

Too much stupidity.

What if we found an old man when it's opened?

Isn't it tragic?

It is tragic.

Lift the sheet up.

And then look, let's lift it up!

You carried it here.

I can't! No.

Simon!

No.

Simon!

Good.

I'm going.

Go ahead.

I'm going.

She is very young.

She was very young.

How old do you think she is?

She doesn't seem to be dead.

Look at her breast.

Vagina.

Leg, my God.

Looks like she's still alive.

Do you know?

Vagina is the first to appear and last to disappear thing.

Look, so flexible.

Look, it's shaking.

Shaking, flexible

It shakes, look.

Simon!­

Are you looking? It's shaking.

Don't touch it, Simon.

She's so pretty.

Still pretty after she's dead.

But if she would have still been alive, she'd never look for someone like you.

Right there.

What are you talking?

Simon!

Simon, you want!­

Simon, what's wrong with you?

Nothing wrong with me, I wanna fuck her.

This kind of things don't come around very often.

I have to fuck her.

Done!

Thank God.

So nice.

This is nothing, you just fucked a dead woman.

All the women I fucked were alive.

You shut up! There is a difference between "Newly Dead" and "Pure Dead"

Oh no, sorry, Dédé.

But it felt so good. I'm not ashamed of myself.

Simon!

What's up?

Was it really that nice?

You can't imagine.

You're right.

So fucking nice

Super nice.

I carried her here.

I want to know her name.

But we should wrap her up first.

Aren't you going to fall in love with a life person?

But you love a dead person?

So stupid.

I love her.

He's in love with her.

Love, love!­

Okay, you love her.

What are we doing now?

Let's put her in the reticule.

Reticule?

But she's cold.

Your heart is even colder than her body.

She has you, but can she feel it?

Wait, wait up.

Where are you going?

Hold me tight.

I love you.

But you're dead.

You'll never know.

What are you going to do?

Stop, can't go on any more.

Let me help you, okay?

No!

No! You can't go! Are you crazy?

Let me go with her!

Ok. Okay.

We hold her up.

Electrical guitar, guitar.