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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) I don't even know where this guy's at.

Where are you driving to?

Yo, J-Mac, you know any good drivers?

Like, you know, got a good personality?

You know, he's got a good record?

Yeah, I know some pretty decent drivers.

Somebody smart?

You know?

Somebody smart to change it up a little bit?

You're suggesting that Pete ain't smart?

What?

You're suggesting this guy's not smart?

I don't know.

I'm just saying, this guy sucks at driving.

Sorry, driver.

That's what he's calling you, bro.

I'm gonna smash that piece of shit camera against that glass in five seconds,

bro.

Keep pushing me.

I wish you would.

I wish you would!

I wish a motherfucker would.

I wish a motherfucker would.

I hope J-Mac's nuts.

Yeah, don't fuck with my nuts, man.

Hell, look, I don't even know where we're at.

Hey, any hoes wanna suck dick for money?

I'm having lunch with this guy, this hot-ass Columbia chick.

I wasn't holding his chicks.

Any homeless chicks wanna suck dick for money?

I like anal.

Who likes anal?

The girl looks back like, what the fuck is this guy talking about, bro?

Look, there's no one here at the park.

There's fucking...

What about this homeless chick?

Yo, what the fuck?

Yo, is she really sitting right there?

She's a homeless girl.

Go around real quick.

Go around?

I don't think we can go around.

Oh, she's in one way.

See what I told you?

I need a driver.

Fucking...

This guy, I think he still thinks he's in the war or something.

Driving a tank.

What about that one over there?

Oh, she on the phone.

That's a nice one.

Suck dick for money.

You sucking dick for money, baby?

Yo, she looks like she might be homeless, right?

Yeah, I think she might be homeless, bro.

I mean, she don't have a bag or nothing.

Usually homeless people have a bag.

Do like a cat cow.

Y'all need something.

Yeah, we need something.

We actually do need something.

How you doing, girl?

Can I get your social media?

Yeah, no thanks.

You got my space?

Okay, bye.

I'll put you in my top 8.

Top 8, yo.

Top 8.

Write it to Tom.

You're the worst, bro.

Yo, turn around.

Turn around so we can talk here.

Hey, we're gonna come.

Wait, wait.

Wait there.

We're gonna come right around.

We brought pizza.

Hold on.

We brought pizza.

Yo, this guy's gonna turn right here.

It's gonna take you 8 turns.

Bro, who is this guy?

He got it.

He got it.

Look.

Look, 1, 2, 3.

This is smooth, bro.

This is real smooth.

Yo, what the fuck are you doing?

Just do it, man.

Oh, oh, shit.

Oh, oh.

Off-roading.

There you go.

Hi, don't be scared.

We made it.

We're here.

You're what?

You're fucking pulling up in a white van and you tell me don't be scared?

Yeah, you need a ride?

I'm good, thank you.

You need a...

I'm fine.

You need a home to live in?

No, I actually don't.

You ever been to Santa's?

You want to go to Santa's?

You want to sit on Santa's lap?

Do you not like Christmas?

I'm a pagan.

What'd she say?

You're a pagan?

What the fuck?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Dude, is that...

Can you help us out with our catcalls, though?

Is there any catcall that's actually halfway decent?

No.

No?

Catcalling is not cool, dude.

Catcalling is not cool?

Especially not the van.

I would get rid of the van.

Oh, the van.

Is the van bad?

Yeah.

Maybe it's the wrong color.

Should it be a different color?

Maybe like bright blue.

Bright blue?

Okay.

Like a happy color.

Like a happy color.

You know what I mean?

Are you racist?

I'm not, but I feel like you're going to offer me some candy.

Well, is it a color thing?

I think you're making it a color thing.

It's not a color thing.

It's the fact that white vans are pretty.

I mean, we're nice people, though.

Just trying to get to know you.

We're hoping it does.

You don't need friends?

Not really, no.

I go to college, so...

You seem bored.

You seem...

Yeah, like...

Do you need a shelter?

No.

I live on campus.

It's like two blocks from here.

Oh, okay.

Are you fighting with someone?

Why are you alone?

Because I want to be.

You're pretty independent, huh?

Yep.

Strong girl.

I'm a photography major.

Nice.

Nice.

But seriously, do you need something or...

Oh, we definitely need something.

Okay.

Casting.

We're doing a casting right now for strong, independent women.

It seems like you might fit the role.

Have you ever did any acting or anything?

Yeah, I worked in a theater for four years.

Really?

I mean, so do you act or do you just work there?

Did you sweep the floors or what?

I mean, I actually was on stage.

Were you any good at it or you had to quit because you sucked?

Well, considering the fact that I got leave.

Really?

Wow.

And so, like, I could find you on the internet or something?

It was a theater production.

Oh, it wasn't?

So...

You're not allowed to film.

Oh.

Like, copyright stuff.

You had an ear infection?

No.

Said she was in theater production.

Oh, I thought she said she had an ear infection.

Ear infection?

Yeah.

You have an ear infection.

You can't hear.

I can't hear nothing, bro.

You're so far away.

Come over here.

Look, you seem like you...

Like, would you...

There's some fucking guy in there.

Have you ever considered going back to theater or do you not, like...

I mean, yeah.

It's just, it's kind of a hard industry to make it in.

Can I tell you about what the movie's about or the story?

Sure.

Would you want to, you know, maybe do a reading?

Just go ahead.

Just...

It's about a young, strong girl trying to find her way out of...

She's just fresh out of college.

And she goes through rough times.

You know, she has trouble with drugs and stuff like that.

She starts prostituting.

She realizes that she kind of likes the prostituting and that she likes having

sex for money.

And then she meets a guy that, like, takes her out of that lifestyle, right?

You know, she's escorting, she meets a rich dude.

I think that's already a movie.

And then she takes him out and then, like, it's fun.

Like, he takes her to, like, fancy places.

Yeah, that's already a movie.

And then, like...

It came out in the 90s.

And then his buddy, who's, like, his, like, little, like, his employee tries

to, like, stir shit up and then he tries to buy her and then...

That's already a movie.

No, it's not.

No, I'm pretty sure it's not.

It came out in the 90s.

We're trying to make a 2000 version.

No, this is, no, this is not.

This was just written.

This was just written.

The guy said it was a brand new, written from scratch.

This couldn't be.

I'm pretty sure you got sold, like, a fucking porn script or some bullshit.

It was straight off the top.

It was straight off the...

It was the same plot.

Totally.

Alright.

Well, there's other scripts that we have.

I mean, there's tons of stuff we like doing.

We're just, we're up-and-coming filmmakers.

There's all kinds of people throwing scripts at us.

So, there's always a place for a strong actress like you.

I don't know.

Would you be interested?

It pays.

I'll even pay for the casting because I think, like, you, you know?

I'll pay for your time.

It doesn't look like you're, you know, like you're doing anything right now.

I mean, if your acting sucks, then I guess it's fine.

Maybe you just weren't good at it.

She said how much.

How much?

Oh.

Well, the acting gig is like, you know, it's a couple days.

It's a couple day gig at, like, $500 a day.

So, that's like $1,500.

But I could, I could, you know, I could give you $100 for the casting because

I'm really trying to find...

The right one.

The right one.

Um, I'm sorry.

It's pretty sketchy.

I mean...

Well, it's a production van.

Like, I can't.

It's a production van.

It's too weird.

Open the door.

Show her.

Look.

Check it out.

There's not, like, whips and chains and shit in here.

Whoa.

Sorry, buddy.

Sorry about that.

My fault.

So, look.

There's nothing in here.

This is just us chilling.

Don't mind the, I mean, don't mind the white gorilla we have.

I'm gonna have to say no.

No.

My name's Jay.

What's your name?

It's Athena.

Athena.

How you doing, Athena?

Better when y'all leave.

No.

Don't be like that.

No, you think, you know, I'm ready to give up.

You ready?

I mean, if you think you got something better than I do.

I'm fucking smooth, buddy, alright?

Watch out.

Let me, I'll take it from here, scrub.

Why don't you go, why don't you go over there and talk to her then?

I'm smooth, scrub.

Watch out.

Ah!

Hold on.

It's hot out here.

Hey, alright, alright, alright.

Damn, it's hot out here.

We're in trouble now.

We just left the fucking gorilla.

We do have AC in there, by the way, right?

Yo, this girl's a tough one, huh?

About to go break her down.

She's a tough cookie.

How much you trying to give her?

Nah, I mean.

I'm trying to get out of here.

Come on, we'll give you $200 for a quick interview.

You know what?

Fuck.

Hey, hey, hey.

You know what?

You probably suck at acting, so fuck the acting.

I just want to interview you because you seem pretty interesting.

Come on.

Let's rock and roll.

Wow, you're real smooth there, guy.

Get in the van.

Get the fuck in the van.

You're real smooth there, guy.

Oh, shit.

I don't know, I can't get her.

I didn't really try, but yeah.

You want me to just throw her in the van?

No, man, relax.

If anything happens, I'm calling cops.

I'm joking.

No, no, no, alright, alright.

We'll leave you alone.

Look, let's just go.

We'll leave her alone.

We're on speed dial, alright?

Look, we'll leave her alone.

If she wants to hang out in this terrible part of town, all by herself.

Can you stop being a fucking cunt, please?

Look, how about I give you $200 and you come chill, hang out with us?

Alright, but cops are on speed dial.

My dad's a lawyer, too.

Oh, oh.

Keep that in mind.

Keep that in mind.

Wow, she's angry.

Why is she so angry?

Look how nice it is in here.

Yeah, just take a look inside.

Look, there's nothing going on in here.

AC blowing, top quality rug.

Where'd you get this from?

Z?

Yeah, from the Dollar Tree, that's right.

The Dollar Tree?

Z Gallery Special.

It's hot out there, eh?

Yep.

Let me turn the AC on for you.

Hold on, I'll keep my water cold.

Would you like some fresh water?

I'm fine, thank you.

You're good?

I'm good.

So, I noticed you got in the van.

Mm-hmm.

You mind telling us what changed your mind?

Me.

I changed her mind.

What are you talking about?

You wanna see how smooth I was out there?

I don't know.

Yo, you looked like you were failing, kid.

Yes, it's another adventure, if anything.

There you go.

So, you like the adventure?

You like the rush?

You like the adventure?

Yeah.

I've almost died quite a few times, but...

Are you...

Do you wanna know about...

Would you like to do the casting?

Or do you wanna...

Or would you like me to just interview you?

Let's just do the interview right now.

Okay.

I mean, I'm still willing to pay you.

That's dope.

I could pay you.

So, um...

So, tell us a little bit about yourself.

You go to school up down the street, I guess, right?

Yeah, I...

Besides being so cute.

I'm 20 years old.

Scorpio.

Name's Athena, obviously.

I'm a photography major.

Wow.

Alright, that's nice.

Alright, can I ask you some personal shit?

Is that okay?

Like, how...

What's our guidelines in this interview?

Can I ask you anything?

Yeah, go ahead.

I mean, since I'm paying you, I should be able to ask you anything.

Go ahead.

Do you have split personalities?

Do you have, like, more than one person inside of you?

No, I don't.

No?

You ever beat up your boyfriend?

No.

No?

Anybody?

I wanna go back to lesbian stuff.

That's what I wanna talk about.

He's a lesbian at heart, too.

He has something...

You and him have something in common.

Hello.

So, okay.

So, alright, fine, alright.

Let's talk about that.

Alright.

So, you've kissed a girl?

Oh, yeah.

Hey.

Oh, yeah.

So, you've kissed everything?

Everything?

Strap balls, everything?

Full on.

Fucking scissor?

Scissoring really isn't a thing.

Well, yes, it is.

No, it's really not.

I've seen a scissor before.

I actually, I don't know.

I actually prefer...

But to be fair, I'm the dom, so...

So, you're the one with the...

Oh, so you're like a dude.

Yeah.

Oh.

I guess so.

I'm the one fucking her.

You're like a dude.

Fuck you, alright?

That's awesome.

So, do you...

Get this girl out of here.

Do you consider yourself, like, you relate to being a dude?

No.

While you're fucking the girl?

No, I'm a female.

I just...

You're a female dom.

It's just more fun to do it, because I'm not used to being the one.

Do you wish that you had a penis?

No.

No, she doesn't.

Do you stand up when you pee?

No, she doesn't.

No, I don't.

That's just weird.

She sits down when she pees, right?

That's just weird.

We're talking about, you know, how is your sexual experience with these girls?

No, like, I like to...

That's what I was saying.

Do you wear strap-ons?

Do you like...

Do you wish you had a penis?

No, I wear strap-ons, because it's fun to pleasure my girl.

Oh, you have a girlfriend?

Yeah.

Oh.

Wow, but didn't you say you have a boyfriend, too?

Polyamorous.

You're a fucking cheat.

Polyamorous?

Everyone knows about everyone.

It's consensual.

What's a polyamorous?

Polyamorous.

It means you're in a relationship with multiple people.

Oh, no.

But it's not cheating, because it's consensual.

I'm a one-woman type of guy.

They all know.

They all know about each other.

You didn't, like, call the cops right now, did you?

No.

You didn't, like, press the button?

You seem like a pretty cool chick.

Cool girl.

Pretty cool dude.

Who likes sex.

I'm guessing, because she has multiple partners.

Well, if she kind of thinks like a dude, then she probably likes sex a lot.

Yeah, because...

Because dudes like sex.

She has a brain like a dude.

You seem pretty tough.

You seem pretty independent.

What do you do for money, if you don't mind me asking?

I work at a coffee shop.

Nice.

You probably shit money, right?

Yeah, it's not great, but I get good tips.

Yeah.

I have a couple customers that are regulars.

Do you flirt with the girls?

No, they flirt with me.

Really?

Because you got it like that, huh?

She a boss.

She a dom like that, yo.

She a dom.

You ever wear, like, a strap-on to work?

No, but I have worn a vibe.

A vibe?

What's a vibe?

Like, the inner ones.

It's a vibe.

Like, they just sit in your underwear, and you just wear it during work.

And you just come in all day while you're making coffee?

Yeah.

Coming and making coffee.

I once did it, and I gave my co-worker the remote control, so she could

do it whenever she wanted.

So, in the middle of the day, randomly, she'd just press the button, and I'd

just look over at her like, I fucking hate you.

Oh, that's awesome.

That's super sexy.

But you did it because you gave her the power, so you really...

You wanted her to do it.

You wanted her to do it.

You wanted her to do it all day, just surprising you.

So, you're a little bit of a freak.

You don't mind me...

I mean, you're kind of open with this whole sexual thing.

I don't see the reason not.

It's 2017.

You're sharing this information with complete fucking strangers.

I mean, it's 2017.

Why not?

Either that, or you're pretty slutty.

Which one is it?

I would say it's 2017.

You ever meet girls that...

Look at how covered...

I like how her legs are so...

You know, this is a sign of like, stay away.

Like, my guard is up.

Get away from me.

You're sitting like this.

Yeah, that would be like, you're open.

I'm open for conversation.

You know what I mean?

This is like, stand off.

Like, get away from me.

Stop talking.

Which is confusing because you actually got in the van because you wanted to

talk.

Now she's closed up.

Now she's closed up.

Yeah, you guys are being kind of creepy.

Wow!

I mean...

I beg to differ.

Creepy would be like, hey, I'll give you $200 to show you titties.

That would be creepy.

Would you do that?

Do you really want to do that?

No, I'm not a hooker.

I mean, we're not calling you a hooker.

We're just saying...

Bye!

I feel like a hooker would be like...

You could do it for free.

That would make you not a hooker.

He does have a very valid point.

Not interested.

Look, I'll give you $500 to show you titties.

That's like...

That's a lot of money.

A month of coffee work.

Yeah, what do you make...

If you don't mind me saying, what do you make with tips a week?

Probably about...

That's real shit money.

You know that, right?

Because that's like a full week.

Dealing with assholes.

Dealing with people...

A week of what?

You said you hated human beings, correctly?

And that's probably because they're fucking assholes.

And they treat people like shit.

And, you know, you probably want to tell a couple of them off at work.

But you can't because you need the job.

Because you probably got bills to pay with your school and everything like

that.

It's one big circle of shit, right?

Yeah.

Circle of shit.

And I'm sure every day you're thinking about how to get out of it.

And how to do something different.

And how to fucking, you know...

Just...

Explore some other fucking avenues, right?

How to get more money.

How to figure it all out.

And you're probably dying to finish school.

So you can fucking stop working there and do other things, right?

So, I'm giving you an opportunity to make some money.

You know, it's 500 bucks.

And I know that.

I get it.

You don't want to show titties.

Right?

But, they're only tits.

Show your tits.

Show your tits.

Show your titties.

Look.

Boom.

Titties.

Nipples.

You know?

Like, what's the big deal, right?

You ever been to a nude beach?

Yeah.

You have?

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

That's surprising.

You don't seem like the girl that would go to a nude beach.

You seem very...

Sheltered.

No.

You guys are just rich.

Closed off.

So, even more.

You've been to a nude beach.

You showed them for free.

At least now I'm just, like, paying you.

You know?

At the end of the day, it's just titties.

500...

Wouldn't you...

I mean, I'm not saying...

I don't know your financial situation.

But, wouldn't $500 right now kind of, like...

Wouldn't that be...

Wouldn't that be good?

That's, like, a month's rent.

See?

There you go.

That's it.

Just show some tits.

Get out of here.

You know?

That's nothing.

That's easy money right there.

We don't normally do this.

But we just thought...

Yeah, we don't.

We just thought, you know...

Seemed like...

You know, I was trying to break you down a little bit.

I know you're...

You know, I was just bullshitting with the whole...

Yeah.

You know, you are a cool girl.

You know?

I'm not trying to be a mean person.

Take them out.

No.

I mean, I guess.

If it's, like...

Take them out.

So you seem independent.

That's why I was offering them to you.

Because you seem like a tough girl that...

You know?

You're a go-getter.

You know?

Quick money.

When you want to do something, you're not scared to do it.

So what do you say?

500 bucks?

It seems like you're interested.

I...

550.

I even throw an extra 50 in there.

Ooh.

Yeah, right?

I mean, I guess.

I got, like, 6 bucks.

You know?

Like...

No one will ever see this video.

Like, you have to fucking...

Well, I...

Yeah, technically, like...

No.

Like, if you post it on the internet, like, you get in trouble.

I would get in trouble.

I would need your permission.

Correct?

Yes.

So, honestly, like...

If you're saying no, then it's cool.

Like, no big deal.

This is just for our personal...

You know?

I'm trying to help you out, really.

It's not even for us.

Help us help you.

I'm not even into titties.

Help us help you.

That's how it goes.

Yeah.

We're not even into titties.

I mean, honestly, I'm...

You know, I'm...

I'm kind of into titties.

I don't know about you.

I'm definitely into some titties.

Yeah.

We're gonna rate them.

I'm gonna give you a nice rating right now.

There you go.

Oh, my gosh.

She's doing...

Oh, my gosh.

She did it.

Holy shit.

Damn.

Holy fuck.

Look at those little titties.

Wow.

Look at those little nipples.

They're perfect.

All right.

So, just leave them there.

Then we're gonna rate them.

Can you please move your hands?

All right.

Are we gonna rate them on feel or like comfort?

So, we like...

So, we like the way they're nice and...

You know, they...

They're perfect.

They do hang nice.

Okay.

Yeah, nice.

You got nice color.

Nice little teardrop.

Nice color.

You got the teardrop look.

Nice areolas.

Nice pretty little nipples.

Yeah, little eraser tips.

You can't even see the areolas because they're like so...

Like, she's got such a light skin.

No, no.

It's perfect.

Yeah.

I'm giving it a good 10.

You're giving it a good 10?

Wow.

Really?

Do you want it to be more...

Too much or no?

You know, I like to think they'd be a little too much there.

You know?

You think they should be bigger, you mean?

Like, if they were like these or fucking...

Yeah, I think yes.

I think with her body position and stature...

Shape and everything?

I think...

I think they're not...

I think she could use maybe one cup bigger, so I'm thinking...

No.

If they were any bigger, they wouldn't be this perfect.

I'm going to give it a solid...

Look, I'm going to give it a solid 6.

I'm giving it a 10.

I'm sure they're perfect.

They're beautiful.

Look at them.

But I'm giving a solid 6.

A solid 6.

Solid.

It ain't like 5.

Like, almost 7.

Oh, it's a strong 6.

It's a strong 6.

Like a fucking 6.9. 6...

8.

7.

6.

That's not a strong 6.

That's a spice strong...

Yo.

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry.

I don't give my numbers away that easy.

I almost broke my back right now.

That fucking...

Yo, those are nice, though.

Those are really nice.

I like the little bounce that I just did, too.

Like, look how they just bounce.

Yeah.

Keep hitting fucking potholes over here.

I want to see them bounce.

Like, a nice bounce.

I didn't...

So, all right.

So, we've got the looks.

So, now let's do the firm test.

We're going to do the firm test.

Can I grab them or what?

No.

No?

Oh.

Well, we can't fully rate them unless we...

Yeah.

That's why we're giving them a solid 6.

I'll give you 100 bucks.

Let them touch them.

Let us rate them.

100 bucks?

100 dollars more.

You okay with 100 dollars more?

It just tits.

Come on.

Make your 600, right?

Don't be dumb and just stop now.

That's retarded.

Stop it.

Just do it.

Go.

She said yes.

What do you say?

They're great, bro.

I'm telling you.

They're good.

I'm staying with 6, 7.

They're 10s, bro.

They're good.

They're 10s.

For sure, man.

I think they're just too nice.

Bro, they're perfect.

When's the last time you've seen titties?

What about a lick test?

You're getting pushy, man.

I know.

Wait a minute.

She actually does like it.

She likes it when you grab them rough.

She likes gorillas.

She's an animal lover.

Holy shit.

Are you kidding me?

Oh my god.

Are we done with our interview?

Hey, guys.

I'm still here.

Are we not?

Can you shut the fuck up?

Oh, okay.

Sorry.

Jay, you're going to let her talk to me like that?

For now, yes.

Holy shit.

What the fuck?

The freak just came out.

What the fuck?

Oh my god.

Oh.

Wow.

She likes to dominate girls, but I think she likes to be dominated by men.

Is that true?

Is that true?

You know what?

I think I'll give you a seven.

I think you're right.

They are nice.

They're so nice.

Yeah.

I didn't see the side angle.

They do got a really nice side boob.

The side boob is real nice.

Oh, look at this little freak.

What the fuck?

What the fuck is going on here?

She wants to see my cock.

She wants to see my cock?

So that's the smoothness.

That's the smoothness.

Does that really work?

Is that working right now?

She wants to see it.

Did that just work?

Are you serious?

Are you fucking serious?

You're ruining the moment.

But how does that work?

You want to see my cock?

Oh my god.

I don't know how you get away with it.

What the fuck?

Come here.

Get over.

Crawl over here.

Why do I always get the cops called on me when I say that?

Oh, well for the boyfriend thing.

Jesus Christ.

Oh my god.

Yes, just like that.

Big cock in your mouth.

There you go.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Ah, yes.

Oh my god.

Ready for that big cock in your little mouth?

That's right.

Little mouth.

That's so fucking good.

Cock in your mouth.

Go round and round.

Round and round.

Round and round.

Cock in your mouth.

Goes round and round.

It's an awesome song.

No one asked you.

There you go.

She's trying to please you.

Are you a pleaser?

Uh-huh.

You're a little nice dog.

That's so good.

Let's let that take off, too.

There you go.

Shit.

Shit.

Oh shit.

So focused, man.

Hey Rio, we're going that far?

Holy shit.

Once you get them going, that's it.

Ain't no stopping them.

Oh, look at that fucking...

Look at this thing.

Hold on, hold on.

Don't move, don't move.

Holy shit.

Look at that thing.

Look at that fucking monster.

Look at that thing.

Look at that.

That's a fucking pussy right there.

Definitely not a dude.

What are you expecting?

She's making sure.

She said she likes girls.

She relates to men.

Oh shit, bro.

She's just saying.

She said she relates to men.

Gotta make sure.

Gotta make sure, huh?

Maybe you should put it in.

Make sure she's not a dude.

Oh shit.

Look how fat that pussy is.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Look at all that fucking meat.

Oh.

She felt that.

She felt that.

She's like a deli.

For real.

She got meat for days.

They like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're all sexual, bro.

This girl's a fucking freak.

Oh shit.

She was probably sitting on the bench watching porn.

Yeah, for real.

Right there.

Right there.

There it is.

Right there.

Look behind you.

Yeah, let's see you get fucked.

There she is.

There she is.

Right there.

There we go.