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What's up, guys?

What's up, man?

Did I beat that monster?

Yeah, but I hear she's in the elevator.

Fuck, I'm gonna do the paperwork.

Oh, Elias, you have a package.

Oh, sick.

Good morning, guys.

Good morning.

Doesn't look like anyone's getting any work done around here.

Make sure we change that.

I'm going to go put my coat in my office, and then I want to see everyone

here right away. We need to have a meeting.

Understood?

She's such a bitch.

Seriously.

She would be so much cooler. She would just flash us all the time.

Yeah, really.

Speaking of that, I want to show you what I have.

You gotta check this out.

What is it?

X -ray glasses.

X -ray glasses?

Yeah. Those are normal glasses. There's no way.

See, that's what they want you to think. But I read this on the internet. It's

actual technology that you can see through clothing.

I don't believe that. Pretty thick, right?

Those are glasses.

Well, you gotta see how this thing works.

I just couldn't.

We need to have a serious talk.

This office is out of control.

Productivity is way down.

No one's working.

It's a mess.

Aria, are you on a conference call right now?

No. Then let's quit the earbuds.

It's so quiet in here.

This is a workplace.

This isn't time for you to be listening to your tunes.

Understood?

Unless you're on a call, earbuds out.

late. I noticed that this morning.

Don't think you got that past me. You didn't.

You're constantly playing games on your phone, on the internet, fucking around.

It's unacceptable.

This is a workplace.

Speaking of workplaces, Donnie, we're not working from home. So what's with

sweatshirt and the sweatpants?

Look, I've been sick and I cannot feel anything.

Yeah, is that why you're wearing the same outfit every single day of the

Donnie, when was the last time you even washed that sweatshirt?

Look, I've been feeling sick.

I don't want to hear it.

This is a workplace, not a campsite.

Let's get it together.

Look, yeah.

Is everyone on the same page?

We have dissatisfied clients, numbers are down, so it's unacceptable.

I've had it.

If we don't get it together, I'm going to have to start taking serious action.

Do you want to keep your jobs? Do you like your job?

Yeah.

Then let's get it together.

Donnie?

Yes, I said.

Yes.

What are you doing on the computer right now?

Is it work?

Yes. It better be.

Yes, it is.

Yeah, that's why you're shifting the computer away from me. That makes a lot

sense. Aria, you still have the earbuds in. What is going on?

I don't feel like I'm getting through to any of you people.

What is going on over here?

This workplace is out of control.

Absolutely out of control. And I've had it up to here.

If things don't tighten up around here, y 'all are going to lose your job. Do

you want to lose your job?

I don't think you want to lose your job.

No, ma 'am.

So, let's start doing things differently.

I want to see serious changes around here. And if I don't, well, I can tell

it lies. You're going to be the first one to go.

What?

Aria, what is going on over there?

What? I'm just a little tired.

The coming in late.

The athleisure in the workplace.

Look, I can speak for myself. I haven't been feeling good.

Oh, really, Donnie?

Why is that?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Well,

get it together.

Pop some emergency and get it done. I want to see results.

Results.

about why things can't get done.

I just want to see the results.

You understand?

Results. That's what I want to see.

We will start showing it to you.

Yes, ma 'am.

That's more like it.

Donnie? Yeah, yeah, of course.

Of course.

Are you people even listening to me?

Yes, we are.

Ciao.

Yes. What about your falling asleep?

Oh, great. Now you have sunglasses to match your outfit.

Sunglasses inside, Donnie?

The lights are kind of bright in here. It's been helping me.

Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

I'm sorry, but they help with the eyes.

Yeah, probably because you've been staring at that laptop throughout our

meeting. Are you watching porn on there, Donnie?

No, no.

catch you guys watching porn on the work laptop one more time.

I swear I'm firing all of you. I don't need to watch porn.

No way.

Well, I'm done having hypertension, Donnie. You've been falling asleep half

meeting. Yeah, yeah, you have. Are you feeling better after being sick for so

long? I think I'm done. Are you done whining?

At least you've done whining.

I think I'm done. Do you have anything to whine about? Ellis, do you have

anything to whine about? Or are we done here? I think we're done here.

We're done.

I think we're just getting started.

Excuse me, Donnie?

Well,

I'm glad you're finally motivated to put in a little work, to put in a little

effort.

I'm tired of being the only one who does anything around here.

I want to take this business to the next level, and I need capable employees in

order to do that.

And right now, let me tell you, none of you are very capable.

Well, at least you're listening for the first time all morning.

Yeah.

But you don't know why he's listening.

All right. I think we're done here.

Had enough of this.

Let's move on. Let's have a productive day and productive week going forward.

Okay. Elias, you stay.

The rest of you get out of here. We need to speak in private.

All right.

Okay.

Okay. I hate that.

Elias, what is going on with this team?

I don't know. Maybe if you just lighten up a little bit. You're always yelling

at us.

Makes us come in late.

I guess a lot of the... Guys around here are not used to having a woman in such

power.

Lighten up?

Yeah.

You wouldn't be saying that to me if I were a man. I tell you that much.

I don't take it like that. These guys have a problem with a woman in power.

That's what it is. They're not comfortable with a woman in a powerful

You wouldn't be telling me to lighten up if I were a man.

What? And I guarantee you...

place would be treating me a whole lot better if I were a man. I'm pretty sure

they would treat you a whole lot better.

You're fine just the way you are.

I'm not going to change the way that I work to accommodate their insecurities.

It's not my fault that I'm more successful than they are.

No, definitely.

Yeah, just lighten up a bit.

You know, make us feel like we can come in here and work for such a good woman.

Because you're a beautiful woman.

I'm a capable, intelligent, hardworking woman.

Yes, I may have a good look, but that's not why I'm in this position.

I'm in this position because I've worked damn hard to get here. Don't you forget

that always. Yeah, very hard.

Maybe, look, maybe you just need a man to calm you down. Tell me why I

just fire all of you. Completely clean house, dirt fresh, new employees, new

work ethics, new office.

How would the business run? Look, I think what you just need is a nice man

calm you down for a bit.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know?

Show me then.

That you can please me.

Or else I'll fire you for poor performance.

Yes, ma 'am. Got it?

Got it.

Get to work.

I'm getting between those legs.

Let's see you get to work.

Looks even better without the glasses.

Oh, yeah.

That's the work ethic that I'm looking for.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Somebody wants to keep their job.

mouth was so big.

Sit on. I want to see what I was going to call this.

You look amazing.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Take that.

Yeah, give me that.

and I've been dreaming out the distance. You hired me.

I know you didn't have your mind on the job, that's for

sure.

Good personal assistant.

Oh, yes. The perfect boss to work for.

Holy shit.

I promise I'll never slack off on my job again.

Did I do good?

I'll keep you around a little while longer.

But I think I'll have to review your performance next quarter as well. Okay.

promise I'll be on time this time.

I like it.