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Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just good, but also keen.

We're rotten.

Everybody take the presents.

Things were bad and that ain't good.

Then they run and good.

Soon a band of very men began.

They were up, it's made of plain green cotton,

helping make them twice their business.

Boy, a boy was business good.

Good.

They laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank.

They jumped a lot of fences.

They robbed a rich, get to them more.

Next step when they get more expenses.

So when other legends are forgotten, they'll remember,

they bought, they drank.

They jumped a lot of fences.

They robbed a rich, get to them more.

Next step when they get more expenses.

So when other legends are forgotten, they'll remember, they'll remember,

they'll remember, they'll remember, they'll remember.

Laws in the English Constitution, a British king must set foot on English

soil at least once every 24 months, or forfeit his crown.

Like most laws of great nations, this one was conceived with forethought,

nurtured by free men, and written by an ink and poop.

Wait, I must leave the crusades and go to England immediately.

My 24 months are almost up and I want to keep my crown.

Yes, Your Majesty, I'll arrange for a weekend pass.

And no one must know if my plans, unless the information fall into the hands

of my enemies at home, whenever they may be.

You're right, D, please.

Seems all right, give her anything she wants.

Malo, Malo, another round of drinks for my men.

Three takers of ale and for me, skim milk.

I'll have a Harvey War banging.

Make it a double!

Anybody order a black Russian?

Must be at the next table.

I love him.

I'm the heart.

A little payment for all you've done for us.

Ah, thank you, Malo.

You know I'm nervous.

I hope the sheriff don't show up.

They are not.

I sent the word out all over town that we're

closed tonight for a bomb, it's for the sheriff.

Hey, forget about the sheriff for now, though.

Besides, how many times do we have a chance to come

out and enjoy ourselves on a town like this, huh?

Say what happened to the music?

Alex, here's a sovereign.

Get us a little music.

Oh, really?

Sure.

How about something like Peter Nguete?

All right.

Hey, I'm Kaper.

Hey, Kaper, what's the matter with this jukebox?

I just put a coin in.

There's no music.

Have a find out.

Ha!

No wonder.

Juke us a sleep.

Wake up.

This man wants music.

The rest of you position yourself over there.

Quietly.

Don't make a sound.

Patron.

Have you deployed your men?

Yes, sheriff.

I've covered the flanks.

I've covered the flanks.

And I've covered the flanks.

Well, then, they'll never know what hit them.

Sheriff, I've been wondering about this ambush.

What if we thought against the bomb it's the boy in there?

Patron.

What if I were to tell you that Robin and his band were eaten by that daven?

What if I were to tell you that Darth Fairy came to visit me last night?

I nurse

Mary Madness on my payroll.

One of the men?!

Hey, nevermind who?

It's vised to say that we address him as 9.004.6.

Look who checked our guards.

My spy will be here at the moment to collect his pay.

Then... We have

to... La la la la La la la la.

Who ลผe, hucks a la la?

I don't jump right for me.

I come from Louisiana with the best no-one money.

Hey, Robin.

What's Luciano?

I have no idea.

Gentlemen, if you will excuse me, I'm going to spend some time with the man upstairs.

Fryer, you're not going to pray now, are you?

No, no, no.

But they're having a hot bingo game on the second floor.

Look.

Now that the fryer is gone, would you like me to bring out the bunnies?

By all means in paper.

Hey, you bunnies!

No, no, you idiot.

No, those bunnies.

This is ridiculous.

Oh, I don't know.

The one in the corner is kind of cute.

Is that you, 9.4.6?

You have delivered a robin in this man as you promised.

Here's your pay.

I suggest you make yourself scarce when we attack to avoid injury.

Put steps.

Someone coming.

Be back inside before you're missed.

9.4.6.

I have some delicious ball of secrets you might be interested in.

Interested?

The shell of seeds with an eye-light.

He also sucks his thumb and he wears little baby horses out his underwear.

How much would you say that information's worth?

That does not such a life.

A plugged nickel.

Old man trouble.

He did my way.

Thank you, Alan.

You know, I was just thinking, can you imagine the look

on the sheer space that he saw, so I'm here to know?

Oh, sure.

He'd have an evil smile, a drooling lips and a murderous twitch in his eye.

Alan, I think that's a little bit extreme.

No.

Check it out for yourself, guy.

The sheriff.

Sorry, Robin, but we're crashing your party.

Oh, that's all right.

Inkeeper.

Table for two, ringside.

Make that a table for 15.

50?

Oh, that'll be a half hour wait.

Guards!

In this time of desperation, give me a sword!

Come on, come on.

I'm going to be on a good date.

I'm going to be on a good date.

I'll hurt you more.

Where's the secret action?

I, Robin, over there, have a good school yesterday.

Very good.

To the secret action.

Hello, my name is Bertrand, and I've got the secret.

Hey, now, darling.

I don't know what I want.

I see the door.

Don't see the door.

Robin, the truth is...

You're not a friend.

He's the right.

You are done for, Robin.

That's what you think, Sheriff.

Quick, look behind you.

Where could I escape?

Bertrand, did you stay in the guards where I told you?

Oh, yes, Sheriff.

At every exit in entrance, the back door.

The delivery entrance, the windows, the cellar, the roof, the hidden bookcase,

the trap door, and the secret exit.

Where could they have gone?

They just couldn't walk out of front door.

Ah!

All right.

What went wrong?

How did the sheriff know we'd be at the tavern?

The same way he knew we'd be in a royal vault on Monday,

and waiting to wail the royal tax coach on Tuesday.

And when we went to the market on Friday to buy meat, why were he and his men

waiting there for us, disguised as suckling pigs?

Hello, John, it's right.

It was all luck, pure luck.

Luck!

Pishpush!

I say there's a spy among us.

A spy?

Spy?

A spy?

Pishpush?

I know it's strong language, but I got carried away.

John, your fears are groundless.

We're all loyal comrades and arms here.

I don't know, Rob.

The sheriff's had a number for months, and there's only two explanations for it.

Either there's a spy, or someone is a tattletail.

Alan, who among us could be a spy?

I don't know.

Could be anybody.

Sure.

Sure, man, we didn't doubt payment on the immigrant.

Why me?

I'm about Alan, the friar, are you?

Me?

If it was me, why would I bring it up in the first place?

To throw us off, God, because we would not expect you to bring it up.

That's crazy.

If I were guilty, I wouldn't know you wouldn't expect me to bring it up.

So I wouldn't have brought it up.

And furthermore, what about you?

Look, it could be any of us.

Except me.

Or me.

Or me.

Or me.

Look, you have to stop these accusations.

If we continue this way, who knows where we'll end?

Next thing you know, you'll be accusing me of the spy.

That's all I wouldn't know.

Just a darn minute there.

I'm not a spy.

So you admitted it could be a spy.

I didn't say that.

That's just what a spy would say.

Yeah.

A spy would say that.

There is no spy here.

Oh, come on.

How will these aliens help us?

In this time of detention, lead us to the path of brotherhood.

Fill us with faith in our comrades.

And help us find out the dirty freak who's been screaming on us.

I say amen to that.

And that is my thing.

What do you mean you don't know when Richard's going to get here?

Don't toast your brains, my leisure.

It's got to be soon.

He only has five days left to set foot on English soil.

And then I get to begin.

And you shall have to call me your majesty.

And do you know what I will call you?

What?

Collect.

Shed it.

Shed it.

You have a very important visitor outside.

The wizard.

It's very confidential.

May I speak in front of the prince?

But of course you may, Bertram.

It's 9.004.006.

Ah, good.

My spy from the Mary Man.

That's your men, Bertram.

Cupid!

You have a spy in the Mary Man.

Yes.

A little surprise for you, my leg.

But I suggest we cease all conversation of King Richard while he is here.

There he is now.

It must be chilly out there, 9.004.006.

Come in from the cold.

I spy.

I am boss.

I

am so proud, proudest punch.

Imagine my brother Ronaldo, a spy.

Oh, man, that's all loud.

Even the walls have ears around here.

Oh, 9.004.006.

You say the Mary Man suspect a spy in their midst.

Yeah.

So let's set another trap.

But don't let him slip away like they did last night.

It will have to wait.

We have more urgent things to attend to.

Hey, what is this?

We had a deal.

I deliver Robin in the men and you make me King of the Forest.

I thought the lion was King of the Forest.

No, the lion is King of the Jungle.

No, Tarzan is King of the Jungle.

What difference does it make?

I'm at the bottom of the bowel and show would forest and I want to be on top.

Man, I am so tired of being pushed around by all those guys.

Oh, you'd be much better off being pushed around by the sheriff.

We're now down.

I give you my word that in four days' hands in

show and forest, you will be the big angelada.

Okay.

Let's shake on it.

Who's there?

Hey, who is that?

Just me, Ronaldo.

What are you doing with that arrow, man?

What a way it belongs.

Come on, I will.

Right on your dirty double-crossing heart, you traitor.

Come on, you think I'm the spy?

Okay, but now you know it's me.

I'm glad I did it.

Glad, do you hear me?

Glad!

You can kill me, Robin, but you can't kill all of us.

When I pull others, we'll pick up the torch.

You can snuff out my breath, but you cannot extinguish their flames of freedom.

Come on, longs off on the lap of three.

That's not bad, right?

Hey, not bad at all.

Hey, I thought I was pretty good myself.

Hey, Robin, how long do I have to beat that I'm a spy, huh?

Until you find out when and where King Richard's coming back.

I don't think they know yet, but you were right.

They're going to kill him when he comes.

Do they know the King Richard's arrival must be witness to be valid?

They know it's got to be witness.

That's why they're going there disguised as notary publics.

Very clever.

Notice me, I want you to get back to the castle and find out everything you care.

I'll try, but the sheriff don't trust me that much.

But he does trust your brother, Bertram.

Gotcha!

Hey, Robin, why can't I tell the guys what I'm doing?

They're going behind their backs like this.

No one must know about us.

We can't say anything until King Richard lands

safely and is on his way back to the Crusades.

Right.

You know, Robin, I've been thinking, how conference John is in at the Crusades

with King Richard and the other Christians, slaughtering

the infidels and burning their villages, huh?

Well, and although I guess he's just not a very religious man.

Prior.

This is the spy.

Come on, guy.

What's your proof?

Don't deny it.

I saw you swallowing a piece of paper.

I bet it had a secret message written on it.

Everybody knows only two people eat paper, spies, and the crazed night of the forest,

sir, you will of gibbons.

I wasn't eating paper.

It was a piece of candy.

A likely story, eh, Friar?

I don't trust him.

But I trust you, even less.

Yes.

It's Marion.

Come to think of it, it could be Marion.

No, it's Marion, she just rode in.

Where's Robin?

He went to visit his grandmother.

Yeah, he got up this morning, had a pop and toasty and left.

Must find him.

It's about Ronaldo.

Is he hurt?

He may be by now.

I just saw him at the castle.

The castle?

Yes, he was with the sheriff in Bertrand.

What was Ronaldo doing at the castle?

He said he was going to night school.

But it's daytime.

I knew there was something fishy about that excuse.

Maybe he's in danger.

Not at the castle, he isn't.

Here he is.

Ronaldo's the spy.

Hey, Bertie, I've been looking all over for you.

Hello?

Did you try my room?

Really, were in your room?

Oh, well, then you found me.

Yeah, right.

Well, anyway, I brought us some wine.

Hey.

To celebrate us working on the same side.

You know, the two brothers back together again.

Like the... the male's brothers.

The... the stepbrothers.

The choice brothers.

To us.

Yes.

To us.

Have a nice sleep, Bertie.

You'll be up for a couple of hours.

Meantime, I have to borrow some of your clothes.

Well, Hubert, what's the word?

When is Richard arriving?

I am expecting a carrier pigeon from the crusades at any moment.

Maybe that's it now.

Get the door.

Yes, sir.

Come in.

Come in.

Dear occupants, done junk mail.

Anything else?

Yes, my lord.

This is the one.

Thank you.

You have done your job.

Now leave.

Bertie, the information we've been waiting for.

Can Richard will arrive at Derva Beach this Friday at 0800 hours?

That's three days.

Lots.

Richard within Argras.

This calls for a toast.

Death to King Richard.

Death to Robin Hood.

Death to Ronaldo.

Derva Beach 0800 Friday.

Good work, Ronaldo.

That gives me two days to get to France and intercept

Richard and warn him before he gets back to England.

But that's not much time.

Oh, I can do it.

However, it will require eight hours of hard

riding and 42 hours of rigorous swimming.

Well, look, man.

Thanks.

I can use it.

Now, when you get back to camp, not a word to anybody until we are

absolutely sure that King Richard is safe and on his way back to the crusades.

Okay.

Hey, I feel hot today.

Hey, how you doing, buddy?

Oh, it could be better.

It could be worse.

How was your day, Ronaldo?

I hear you've been going to night school.

Hey, how do you know?

We've missed you around camp.

Yeah, well, I was busy.

You know.

I'm bush, too.

Hey, I tell you what I'm going to do, though.

I'm going to get me a hot bed, right?

Some chow.

Then I'm going to get me a little sack of time.

But, uh... But first, uh, a little jogging.

Yes, jogging.

Yeah.

Hey, Dito, man.

You know, keeps my shape.

Jogging keeps you in.

Come here, smart.

Let's take him to hang.

Wait a minute.

I can explain everything, man.

No, no.

I'm not spying.

I'm innocent.

Tell that to your maker.

My maker?

Mel, I'm innocent.

Robert, where are you?

Look, I'm innocent.

I'm no spike.

Oh, come on.

Why should I run out of my buddies?

Guys, I've been fighting with for years.

Why?

Give me one good reason.

Money, power, envy, show off.

I only ask for one.

Alan, you're going to let them hang me.

Alan, we fought together.

We rode together, man.

We drank together.

Alan, we did everything together.

Look at it this way, guy.

It's time to start doing things by yourself.

Father, help me.

Do something.

Renaldo, I don't understand.

I'm a man of the cloth.

I don't understand hanging.

Now, if they were to boil, you and oil.

Boil me an oil.

I'm hoping I understand.

Say your prayers, Renaldo.

Hey, hey, man.

I don't want to blindfold.

It's not for you.

It's for me.

I hate to watch hangs.

Friar, put the news around his neck.

Me?

Oh, I don't want to do that.

Let Alan do it.

Oh, not me, but Mary, you do it.

What?

Oh, no.

Well, somebody's got to do it.

I would only... I can't find it.

Don't look at me, Jack.

I'm innocent.

You think I'm guilty?

Then prove it.

I demand a trial.

A trial?

Every man is innocent until proven guilty.

Says who?

Barry Mason?

Wait!

Renaldo and Perry are right.

Regardless of how we may feel, justice must be served.

Now, Renaldo is entitled to a fair trial by a jury of his peers.

Thank you, Marion.

Let's play.

The court is in session.

Your Honor, may I have a word with my client?

Yes.

Thank you.

Look, Alan, if you want to be my lawyer, you've got to tell me what my chances are.

Well, Renaldo, jurors prudentially speaking.

I wish you were in this much trouble.

Why?

Because now you're in this much trouble.

Renaldo, I'm doing the best I can, but you've got to tell me what happened.

You've got to give me something to work with.

All I can say is I was a double agent working for Robin on a secret mission.

What secret mission?

What for?

I can't say that.

All right.

I'll give you something you can't say.

Say goodbye to life.

That's what you can say.

The superior court of the county of Nottingham is now in session.

The peasants and merry men versus the rotten dirty spy, Renaldo.

And that is why ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I intend

to prove Renaldo innocent, beyond a shadow of a smile.

Oh, that was great.

I was so moved.

All the guy is innocent.

I move for a dismissal.

Order in the court.

Order.

Order.

Okay, I'll take a tuna saddle on right.

I'll have a meatball hero.

With or without mayo?

Where am I?

Why?

What happened?

Don't try to speak.

Well, you're handsome stranger, you.

I will answer all your questions in alphabetical order.

One.

I am Tanya, gypsy princess.

Be.

You are in a gypsy camp.

Michos, what comes after be?

Stupid.

H.

H.

Never mind, I have to go have a mission.

No, no, no, don't go.

I will nurse you back to health.

I love you.

No, it's Richard.

I'm Michos, my brother.

He's dead.

No, he just passed out.

Are you sure?

Positive.

Oh, good.

Then let's continue very left off.

You'll get his boots.

You'll serve his puffers.

I'll get the hot caps.

Is everything unready enough for our departure?

Yes, sir.

I notified the milkman and told the post office

to hold all our pigeons until our return.

God, we wouldn't want to be ripped off while we're away.

Have you packed everything we need?

Yes, sir.

What about the horses?

I can't take back their own bags.

Bertram.

Sir, if I've been wondering, how are we

planning to get away with killing King Richard?

Bertram, he will be at Dover Beach, correct?

We will simply say that he was killed in a surfing accident.

Brilliant, Sheriff.

I can just see the headlines now.

King, found on beach, stabbed 47 times by wave.

Finish packing, the troops are waiting.

What's in the mace, sir?

They're too big!

This job requires smaller weapons, ones that are easily concealable.

Excuse me, Shedded.

Herb?

Pants of the catapult?

Got some smaller weapons.

Small weapons like daggers, daggers.

daggers that can be easily concealed up one sleeve.

Out of pain!

Out of pain!

Pull it out, you fool!

Good, would you please state your full name for the court?

Friar, Michael, Chauncey, Tuck.

Chauncey?

You want to make something of it?

Order in the court!

State your occupation.

I'm in ladies and men's prayers.

An admirable profession.

Now, Friar, I want you to take a look around the

court forest and tell me if you recognize the traitor.

Him, Ronaldo, he's the spy!

No further questions, you may cross examine.

There's only one thing left for me to do.

I have to take the stand.

The jury will listen to me.

Ronaldo, we'd all like to believe you innocent, but

the weight of evidence against you is overwhelming.

I can explain everything.

Then perhaps you can explain what you were doing with

the sheriff when you were supposed to be in night school.

He was tutoring me?

And do you have an explanation for this bag of gold that we found in your saddlebags?

Tewishin.

Tewishin, you say.

What about this note found and closed in the bag of gold?

Dear Ronaldo, you're the best spy in the whole world.

Signed your pal, Hubert.

Sheriff of Nothingham.

Look, guys, if you were just way for Robin to come, or he can explain everything.

Your Honor, we have received word that Robin never reached his grandmother's house.

Perhaps you'd care to tell us where he is.

He is... I can't tell you that.

That's top secret.

Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit that Ronaldo is not only

guilty of spying, but may actually be guilty of foul play against our beloved leader.

King Richard will land here.

We will lay in wait here, here and here, catching him in a giant pincer here.

And when you're with the pincer, I'll be on the bluff with dancer and prancer.

Just think, my leg.

Once Richard is disposed of, you will be King of England.

Yeah, indeed.

And once you move up to King, who knows what heights await the sheriff?

United States Marshal.

Now, men, it's on to Dover, and our glorious gate with destiny.

Forward, ho!

I do wish you would have waited until we mounted up.

Horses, reverse, bring Horses back.

Come Horses, please, back Horses, come.

The prosecuting attorney will now deliver his closing argument.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

I will be as brief as possible.

The creep is guilty as sin.

Hang on.

I must admit that up to now I've been on the fence, but his eloquence moved me.

Clues, the closing arguments.

The jury will now retire.

The

jury reached the verdict.

Yes, we have, Your Honor.

The verdict is 12 for guilty and none for acquittal.

12, but there's only six of you.

I know, but you're so guilty.

We voted twice.

Hey,

man, what are we going to do now?

Don't worry.

I'm going to appeal.

A police change your mind.

Give us a break.

What do you say?

Come on, a pretty police.

The verdict stands.

The prisoner will rise to receive sentence.

You have been found guilty of treason as charged.

The sentence is death by hanging.

I'm sorry, Ronaldo, but I just work here.

Do you have anything to say on your behalf?

Yes.

Something which best expresses the feelings of a

resident alien about to die for his adopted country.

It goes something like this.

I don't want to die.

Please don't let me die.

I mean no sentence.

Okay, let's get on with it.

Who's beats?

That will be Robin.

He'll tell you the truth.

It's Robin's horse.

Where's Robin?

Oh, something must have happened to him.

Oh, no, he probably didn't get to King Richard.

King Richard, what's he got to do with anything?

I got to tell you now.

King Richard may be in danger at Dover.

Let Ronaldo speak.

I am speaking.

Why?

Oh, yes, that's right.

Go ahead.

There is this law that the King must set foot on English soil once every 24 months.

Yes, there is such a law.

King Richard's 24 months is up tomorrow morning.

And the sheriff is going to kill him when he lands on Tover Beach.

How did you know that?

The sheriff told me.

That's why I was a double agent.

I had to find that out for Robin.

Oh, man, something must have happened to him.

He'll never make it on time without his horse.

We will.

Get the horses.

We ride to Dover.

Why didn't Robin tell us what was going on?

Because he wanted us to have natural, so that the sheriff wouldn't suspect anything.

Do you mean you were actually going to let us hang

you, rather than endanger King Richard's life?

Yeah, I had to.

You were going to let us hang you.

You know what you are?

Why?

Stupid!

You've got to have been killed.

Why didn't you tell us?

Well, man, I'm going to help you.

I mean, there's nothing to do with you.

When you guys ever tell me... Oh, man, you never tell anybody anything.

You're so dumb.

You could die.

Get on your heart.

Hey, what day is today?

It's Thursday night.

Thursday night?

I was supposed to eat tea leaves in chashire tonight.

No, no, no.

That's not it.

Listen, meatloaf.

That's meatloaf.

I'm sorry.

That means I've lost an entire day.

I won't have a chance to ride to France.

I'll have to go directly to Dover.

Dover, Tony, what do you want to go there for?

There's no my life.

It's dead there.

Yeah, nobody hangs out there, but wide clips.

I can't explain anymore, but I must go.

Please, don't go.

You're the first real man I have ever met.

Oh, I love you.

I love you.

That's very flattering, but I must go.

Let him go.

He's not one of us.

Stick to your own kite.

If you go, I kill him.

If he stays, I'll kill him.

How about a compromise?

How about if I go in and come right back again?

Tipsies don't compromise.

We kill you.

You kill me and you kill King Richard.

You mean Richie?

You know Good King Richard?

No, quite well.

He spent a weekend at our camp on the way to the coup d'etre.

Yeah, he was here with his wife, Queen Poopsie.

Poopsie?

Well, we like to call her Anne.

I think I can trust you.

We must get to Dover Beach to save King Richard

from the clutches of the evil sheriff of Nottingham.

Will you help me?

You got it.

I mean, for Richie, anything.

Good.

There is one other thing, however.

I seem to have misplaced some of my personal effects.

Things that I've grown attached to down through the years.

Like, for instance, my boots.

Poops.

Oh, thank you.

You don't happen to have a sword in there, do you?

Sword.

Sword.

Sword.

Oh, very good.

We ride to Dover.

To Dover!

Oh, my horse.

What happened to my horse?

Is he a palimino with HR stamped on the back?

No, but I'll take him anyway.

Come on, boy.

Oh, England.

Oh, Poops.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Look down there.

Do you see what I see?

There it is.

What we've been waiting for all these years.

Yes, a beach all to ourselves.

There he is standing there.

Like a sitting duck.

Now we have waited for this moment.

Now we can have what we have always wanted.

The perfect tan.

Chef, are you sure this is the proper approach to the king?

Positive.

Just pretend that we are a welcoming committee.

Act cool and casual.

The lady in red, the kinds of crazy, the lady.

I suggest we begin with a preliminary greeting.

But remember, this can seal all weapons.

Welcome back to Great Britain, Your Majesty.

Thank you, Herbert.

At you, but...

Robin Hood.

Tag.

You're it.

After him.

Freedom, the king is almost ashore.

Quickly, the old sand in the eye trick.

What's thinking?

It's working.

I can't see a thing.

Safe.

What do you mean, he's safe?

You planned us something.

I say he's safe.

And I say you are an idiot.

And you're out of the ballgame.

And I say kill the umpire.

He made it.

A home run.

England is saved.

Hip hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

Robin, Robin, we came this close to hanging, Ronaldo.

You should have told us he was a spy.

Ronaldo, a spy.

What do you mean?

You know, he said he was a double agent working for you.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, Robin, come on.

Tell him.

What is this?

You better tell him now.

Come on.

It's no joke.

I'm just kidding.

Hey, have on, boys.

Come on.

The music is playing.

Let's dance.

Come on.

How about you all gypsy dance?

Come here, you handsome stranger.

First step.

You put your hand in your partner's pocket.

What do you call this dance?

The hustle.

I don't think we should learn that dance.

And, unfortunately, we must bid goodbye to our gypsy friends as we turn to Sherwood.

But let's clean up here first.

Remember, keep England beautiful.

Want to talk about your ecologists?

I ask you, a man like Robin, with everything he's got on his mind.

If he can take time out to care about the environment, how about the rest of us?

What do you say we make 1197 of banner-year?

First, let's you smaller, more efficient horses, form

horse cools, blow out your candles when you leave the room.

Put your fires down 10 degrees.

Got a minute?

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