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Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just boot, but also keys were rotten.

Everybody take the passives.

Things were bad and that ain't good.

Then, up,

it's made of plain green cotton.

Helping make them fly to their business.

Boy,

a rich get to them more.

Excess, will they get more expenses?

So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back from the beginning.

Things were rotten.

Game for the rich.

Game for the poor.

Excess, will they get more expenses?

So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back from things were rotten.

Game for...

Man, what is happening to us?

All this fudin' and a fussin' and a fightin'.

This is the home of the merry-man, remember?

Now.

Make nice.

Make nice.

Oh, man, I guess I'll do it with footwork.

I said make nice.

Oh, Robin.

I don't know what's happening to us.

I do.

These are the classic symptoms of forest fatigue.

We are tired, we're overworked, we're cranky.

I'm not cranky.

What we need is a vacation.

Vacation?

Vacation.

Vacation.

What's a vacation?

What's a vacation?

You mean to say that you've never gone away

for a few weeks for the seashore with dad?

Dad?

What's dad?

You forget your noble background.

They are, but... humble search.

Well, then it's time you all knew what it is.

You shall have your vacation lads.

This isn't gonna hurt, is it?

Trust me, little John.

Now what shall it be?

Mountains are seashore.

What else?

Gotta be mountains.

Seashore.

Seashore.

Mountains.

Seashore.

Mountains.

Seashore.

Mountains.

Seashore.

Forest fatigue.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

We will settle this in traditional, sacks and fashion.

Ready?

Ready!

One potato, two potato sweet potatoes.

Five potato, six potato, seven potato.

Oh, Robin Hood and his ruffians on vacation.

Excellent gas bar.

You have done your job well.

No, no, see.

Pa de coir.

Now Bertram paid his stream.

Which budget does this come out of spying or forestry?

Don't spend it all in one place.

Money doesn't grow on trees, you know.

This is just the moment I've been waiting for.

The moment for my master plan.

A master plan?

Oh, I just... I just love it when you're masterful.

That was me.

Yes, master.

How goes it crud well?

I would know, sir.

I've just gone mad.

Excellent, excellent.

Feeding time, crud well.

Done already?

They still had a side of fries, cut.

Break this way Bertram.

Back, be sure.

Fred.

Me, share it, friend.

Well Bertram, take a good look.

They're disgusting.

They're repulsive.

They're repulting.

And they look just like Robin Hood's men.

Precisely.

They are my master plan.

Exact doubles for Robin and his band.

Do you mean?

You'll see.

By the time Robin and his boys return from their

vacation, the peasants will be ready to kill them.

Brilliant.

Where ever did you find them?

Last the Norsemen fished out of a sewer in Oslo.

Washing sewer?

Was this pool?

Can live in this pool?

Can't live in sewer.

I'm positively revolting beneath you.

What the hell?

This is Bad Merwin.

Alias, three fingered Merwin.

Direct from a gutter in the Isle of Jersey.

Jump to make your acquaintance unsure.

Wait a minute.

He's got all his fingers.

Why do they call him three fingered Merwin?

Because I take three fingers from all my victims.

And here is Dapper Danny Doyle.

He's on the 10 most wanted list.

And the 10 best dressed.

All right, Gavna.

Wanna shake?

I'll take a rain check if you don't mind.

Fascinating, eh, Bert?

Deludania, are you surprising you?

And Bertram, meet our own Robin Hood Gregorne.

He rode with Attila, the hunter.

No way.

Rotan, Attila, the hunter.

Gregorne was kicked out of the hunt for cruelty after hours.

But what about his beard?

The real Robin had no beard.

Take it off, Gregorne.

Take it all off.

The Gregorne just all smoothies.

Bertram, I'm going to unleash these fiends on the peasants.

They will think it is a real Robin and his men.

And they will grow to hate them.

Meniacly clever.

It's too bad we live in a malice.

Because if this were a democracy, you'd be president.

Now, Bertram.

How would you like to join our fiends as your twin or Renald, Del?

You mean me?

I get to be a fiend.

A rookie.

They came in, boy.

I'm

on vacation, so I order you to relax and have fun.

You want to talk about your fine labor management relations?

No, I don't want to see.

Okay, all aboard.

We don't want to miss a day of sun.

Robin.

Little John, why didn't you think of that before?

Get aboard.

Come on, Mr. Hood.

Look at this.

The man takes his work on vacation.

Get rid of this.

All right, man.

Let's have one for the road.

All aboard.

Make this journey safe.

Amen.

And this beef tender?

Oh, naellen, naellen, naellen, naellen, naellen, naellen.

You in tubular.

That's it, Robin.

Saturday night is off.

How dare you!

Don't you ever let me marry you again!

You animal!

Love God, you are sweet!

The others are waiting for you in the courtyard.

That's the cavalcade of cruelty.

Begin.

Come

on, go after your classic adjoiners, the water's fine.

Oh, no, no.

The only water I work with is holy water.

Oh, hold the merits, adjoin.

Hey, honey, what's this?

What do you say, what do you say, fam?

I don't know, ma'am.

Alan's ma'am, Charm's ma'gain.

Hey, lovely about a fish on the sea.

Don't go out too far, we're not allowed out.

Don't worry, Robin, I'll keep my eye on him.

The first I'll keep my eye on you, you will.

Snorke!

Snorke!

Alan, why did you do that?

Why do you want one of those man-eating snakes to terrorize Brighton?

You didn't believe that, did you?

That was just a story, a tale, a ballad, a minstrel...

Run!

What makes you so pensick, Robin?

I can't help it, Friar.

I'm pensing for the peasants back in Nottingham.

They may need us.

What could happen to them in a week?

I don't know, but something tells me I should be back there.

Relax.

Enjoy!

I've made up my mind, I'm going back.

Tell them to enjoy themselves without me.

I must return to Nottingham.

I can feel his health.

But Robin!

Fellow peasants, I say that with pride.

For today I count myself among your number.

Yes!

We are assembled here united and hiked against one man and his band of renown.

Yes!

You know what you have to do.

Stubbs!

Do your stuff!

Yes!

If one of those blackers should have in a fall, what are we still, Vester?

How does it, my friends?

Get him!

Get him!

Wait a minute!

Hey, wait!

Stop!

It's me, Robin!

Come on, man!

So, Vester, if you're going to use this, at least hold it the right way.

Oh, thank you.

Take this, Robin!

There is something rotten in Nottingham.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Here's me, I help you!

Marion!

Stay with me!

You can't beat

the post you don't know anything about this!

But this is impossible.

I was away on vacation.

Vacation?

Yes!

Then, if you were there, then who were here?

I mean, who were here?

Gregor, go get pay for him, sheriff.

Now, meet you back in the room.

The eagle flies!

So, that's what's been going on.

Marion, quick, get him in here.

What's happening?

Trust me, my darling.

Trust me.

Are you a booster?

A handsome... You're my Siberian snuffer!

Well, you come in for a little...

Gregor, grow on you.

Well, I do.

I'm doing positively attractive.

Good, go get pay later.

Now, get fringe benefits.

Yes.

Gregor likes to play games.

Coming out, coming out, wherever you are.

Thank you, bless you.

Marion, quick, tie him up, watch him till I return.

But where are you going?

The sheriff's chambers.

But Robin, you can't, you'll be killed.

No, they kill Robin, but me Gregor, go collect pay.

Goodbye, my darling.

Hello, Parsons.

Gregor, Gregor, Gregor.

Gregor, come for pay.

Of course, an honest day's pay for a dishonest day's work.

Bertrand, let's see.

40 hour work week with no overtime.

That comes to 145 gold sovereigns.

Go, minus the royal withholding tax.

I'm here.

I have a notation here.

Will you pay him?

Immediately, but there are certain details.

For instance, this item on the expense account.

It seems you took a peasant to lunch.

What did you have?

The peasant.

Why stand on ceremony?

Gregor, you sign receipt.

Oh, Gregor, finally get money here.

Gregor, if only you were the real Robin Hood.

What I would do.

And if Gregor were real Robin, all what he would do.

That's good.

That's very creative.

And then maybe he'd do this.

And then this.

And then.

..

What if you were the real Robin Hood?

I would slitch your fruit for all of that.

Good thing, Gregor, not real Robin.

How true.

For the real Robin would never let the sheriff get the drop on him like that.

Gregor, go get the pay now.

Gregor, take pay.

Put in special money pouch.

Money pouch, special for pay.

Needing money, put right here.

To say he's trying to tell us where he keeps his money.

Glad you asked.

Special secret money pouch.

Just put money.

Put money right here.

Gregor, go pay others.

Gregor, will you go pay the others?

Gregor, go pay others.

Now, Gregor, go try to get paid.

That's right, Marion.

Gregor, no pay others.

You mean you told Gregor's men at the sheriff's?

Right.

Now, the next step is yours.

Gather the peasants and tell them what happened.

They'll believe you.

In the meantime, I'll deal with our friend here.

Oh, don't be too hard on him.

He is kind of cute, you know.

Here you are, Gregor.

You are about to learn that money can buy happiness.

But not yours.

We have the receipt, don't wait.

Oh yeah, sheriff, you're absolutely right.

You always say get a receipt.

Very good business.

Fine.

Sheriff, at the risk of showing this respect, we don't believe you.

Take him a little taller.

You see, where did I put that to the seat?

She's for Gregor.

Please, that is so distracting.

Ah, I've got it.

I knew I'd find it was on the seat for salary.

File yourself under B.

Ah, the bathroom.

No, burial.

A lot of persons, Gregor coming for pay.

You have the blighter.

Close our money, Gregor.

Gregor, get the money.

Where would the bomb stash it?

It's wet in his money, pal.

You dirty double crosser.

Bald is on kind of trick.

I've heard you've got your money.

Do stand up, sheriff.

Let's see if you've gotten any taller.

Oh,

man, that was some vacation.

Hey, remember the belly dancer with the dark eyes?

Talk about your fun.

Talk about your high old times.

Talk about your after-hour taverns.

Yes, I'll talk to you all about it later.

And confess it!

I'm going to win you, Friar.

You know, one of these days, I'm going to beat him to a pulpit.

The high old time, too.

Well, me and the boys, the boys and me, we, uh, uh, pitched a lot of horseshoes.

You know, hung out.

That's nice.

You know, to think that Gregor believed he could impersonate me.

I mean, he actually believed that he could ride as well as me or fence as well as me.

He couldn't do anything as well as me.

Well...

I'm going to beat him to a pulpit.